How piss would you be if they become a couple?

>>28626229
Wouldn't there be a liability to dating someone with a disability of the brain or something?

>>28626252
>implying there's brain damaged in the first placed.

>>28626229
At least he's not stealing any good waifus. He can have her.

>>28626229
Flash had a hard life

It makes sense. The writers never intended for Derpy to be important, but the fans forced her into relevancy, while Flash was something the fans never wanted, but the writers pushed him into the spotlight.

>>28626357
You mean get through life by good looks.

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>>28626229
>Flash Sentry, being the manipulative liar that he is, pretends to love Derpy in exchange for free sex.
>Derpy believes that she has found the man of her dreams
>They fuck every day
>One day, the condom is faulty.
>Derpy finds out she's pregnant, much to the dismay of Flash.
>Already >12 weeks into her pregnancy, so abortion is out of the question
>Flash is outraged, and beats Derpy on a daily basis
>Derpy is too lovestruck to speak out
>The baby is born
>The newborn has severe brain defects due to the intense beatings Derpy received during her pregnancy
>Flash walks out and leaves the country when the newborn is only a few weeks old
>Derpy falls into a deep depression and contemplates suicide
>She drowns the baby in a pool by accident
>Authorities arrest her for homicide/child abuse
>She spends the rest of her life in prison
Was it worth it, Flash Sentry?

>>28626229
I feel bad enough for him that I think I'd be alright with throwing him a derpy bone.

>>28626428
is it wrong that I want to run over him after I hear about this?

>>28626229

Plotwist: Derpy is Flash Sentry little sister

>>28626444
Why do you feel bad for him?

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>>28626444
Heh heh, "bone."

Flash is literally /ourguy/

>>28626357
Timber Spruce did nothing wrong

>>28626390
>>28626428
>>28626444
>>28626458
>Derpy
Who?

>>28626493
Dating someone under your authority (or at least trying to) would constitute doing something wrong.

>>28626252
He's just a bit of a doofus.
Relax

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>>28626508

>>28626229
I would be very pissed. Derpy is MY ditzy, cute, cross-eyed bubble butt waifu.

>>28626591
I meant Derpy Hooves; something might be wrong with her brain (and I mean physically) if her eyes are like that. Wouldn't that create legal issues for him if he were to date her?

>>28626229
Would feel bad for both.

>>28626591
I laughed.

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>>28627345

>>28627345
Wait, legal issues? Is dating an autist illegal in your country? What do third world sandland do you live in?

>>28627395
I figured it was more likely to be a joke than not, but it doesn't hurt to clarify just in case.

Absolutey not, really. I don't care about canon reationship, as long as it isn't mane 6

>>28627403
Her disability isn't specified, so I'm not sure whether it's the kind that'd make it illegal to date her or not.

It's a damn shame, since she's cute and all, but I can see why the law would need to protect her from guys who might want to take advantage of her vulnerability.

go and stay go

>>28627357
>Sweet and innocent girlfriend
>Pitiable situation

It'd be a step above dating sarcastic Twilight or ex-convict Sunset.

>>28626428
That... seems a tad out of character for Flash Sentry.

Not that there aren't guys who've put on a charade to win someone's trust, but we're talking about a "found evidence Twilight was framed for vandalism, accepted her rejection of him anyway" kind of guy here.

>>28626344
And how is Derpy anything OTHER than a "good waifu?"

>>28626493
>Timber Spruce did nothing wrong
Timber Spruce has a stupid name