Whats stopping us from living our lives like ponies?

>>28626117
I hope you are underaged.

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>>28626188
>he doesn't want to live in a cupcake shaped house.

ponies are sweet but gullible as all hell. It takes very little to get them chanting or panicking as an unruly mob. (herd instinct i guess)

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>>28626188
>not wanting to go on magical adventures fueled by friendship, magic and rainbows
>not wanting to travel to exotic places filled with magical creatures and god like beings
>likes living in a dull and boring 9-5 paper pushing hell that is life

>>28626207
No and you know why? because it is not fucking practical.
by your logic, if we lved like ponies then we have to eat almost exclusively candies, cakes, cookies and milkshakes, hamburguers, ice creams.
You know perfectly well that is just gonna kill you from diabetes, right?
What about eating daisies like they did back in S1? you know those are poisonous for humans, but fine for horses.

>>28626231
>magical creatures and god like beings
No such thing in this planet
>magic
no such thing
>friendship
>Implying
This is as ridiculous as when /vp/ posters started to say that we should start doing community service and other shit to improve the world to be like the pokemon world.

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>>28626117

Might be a little difficult getting people to suddenly sing songs out of the blue and have entire towns turn into a choir, but otherwise sounds like a good idea.

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This>>28626218
We adore gore, violence and hurt other people. We are individualist beings who will never understand what is to be in a random spontaneous musical number.
Death is our flag and we will devour any and all.

>>28626264
If this ever had a chance to fly, it was back in the golden age.

>>28626117
What is this, Bronyism Plus?

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>>28626236
>No and you know why? because it is not fucking practical.

How about one of these? *see picture*

>by your logic, if we lved like ponies then we have to eat almost exclusively candies, cakes, cookies and milkshakes, hamburguers, ice creams.
You know perfectly well that is just gonna kill you from diabetes, right?

There is no evidence thats an average diet? Maybe Pinkie Pie.

>What about eating daisies like they did back in S1? you know those are poisonous for humans, but fine for horses.

Well, we will just have to not eat daises then!

>>28626117

Why keep asking?
Do it faggot
Do it now!

>>28626247
Oh look, it's the no fun police who's wandered too far from /pol/r9k/v/. Here's some advice, the people are fully aware that in the real world, there isn't magic or godlike beings. It's fun escapism, but friendship is just as real as you or I, your social life on the other hand?

>>28626290
We already tried to claim land for a "country", everybody already forgot.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19550536/#19550709

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>>28626117
What's stopping us from living our lives like candles?
Like, humanized ones? What do we like about the candles/EQC candles? They like bright colors, heart shaped stuff, kindness, awesomeness, candle fashion, etc...

Why not live our lives like candles would?

All I know is that I want to board a train that would take me to Canterlot, and then to Ponyville.

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>>28626308
>Has a social life
>Is here in /mlp/
You have to go back

>>28626423
>thinks I have a social life
Guy, there's nothing wrong with going into the world and trying to being something, even a blimp on a radar is better than sitting in a hovel regretting your conception. Stop acting out like this, get some friends, have a drink and laugh away the pain

>>28626462
But you don't know that I am schizophrenic and hate human contact.
And professionally diagnosed, no self diagnosis here like retards that just want pity.
You do that, I'll stay inside thanks.

>>28626476
I'm sorry that is the case, and unlike the other faggots on this board, you have my condolences

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>>28626362

>>28626362
May the flames guide thee

>>28626284

I guess...

That makes me realize, we need to find some princesses to worship.

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>>28626117
>Why not live our lives like ponies would?
Love and tolerate and shit?

>>28626117
Where is that pic from? I thought I've seen all the EG comics.

Because we live like the mlp characters already, you can't see?, all them are dumb adult with children problems, that's because is so popular between adults, because the adults today are like big childrens, the difference between ponies and is that we aren't cute ponies

>>28626899
One of the equestria girls ones.

>>28627016
I'm not on the mood for your sarcasm right now, Anon.

>>28626117
Sadly my creditors frown upon my new income free lifestyle

>>28627053
The ponies have jobs and a currency, anon.

>>28626117
Because then I'll be even more lonely than I already am.

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>They like bright colors, heart shaped stuff, kindness, awesomeness, pony fashion, etc...

It's called being homosexual OP.

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what the fuck

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>>28626117
So you want to live like a JoJo character?

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>>28627493
Being lonely in a town build out of friendship? With literally princesses to worship who live in a castle and who are nice to you?

Drinking cider and bear in the town tavern where every-pony knows each others name, like a communal medieval village but without the serfdom but with modern conveniences?

How can you be lonely?

>>28626117
You mean by living with more compassion for our fellow man, trying to spread the magic of friendship?
Or do you mean as a clothing-optional society?
Cause both sound like good ideas. At least in theory.


>>28627024
I'm with you.
OP, where did you get the image?

I already donate shit for anons here.
I however am not gonna go super faggot mode and dress in pastel colors and go jumping around the town convincing people into friendship.

>>28627826
>OP, where did you get the image?

Uh... I think it was from the 2014 holiday issue.

>>28627866
Anyone have the full page? I don't recall it being in that issue

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>>28627879
Found it.

>>28627792

Basically.