It's time to have a intervention

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>>28624256
Being in love with a fictional character isn't frustrating for me. I know that she isn't real, and I don't need her to love me back. Loving her makes me happy. I have absolutely no reason to stop loving her.

>>28624256
Make me

>>28624256
This is just unnessisary.
I fully support you faggots refusing to do anything with 3D and staying loyal to your waifus. More for me.

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>>28624340
Maybe I would take your opinion seriously if you actually learned english first.

>>28624256
Nah, faggot

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>>28624336
This

>>28624256
If only real women were as complex and interesting as cartoon female horses.

I am baffled. What happened to humanity mlp?

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>>28624256
No.

>>28624391
>What happened to humanity
The internet and communication managed to make everybody a lazy copy paste of everybody else.
women think they deserve a 9/10 whil acting like entitled bitches, that they deserve the world just for sporting tits and a vag.
Men think that women are just useful for sex and nothing more, when they have their own merits, if they really give a shit about working on them.
tl;dr humanity a shit, but it has always been this way

Pain makes life meaningful. Running from pain is weakness.

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I already lost my waifu, what I've learned is in times of intense stress and fear your waifu won't be there for you, I went a year straight of being scared and angry at maximum capacity and in that year I lost my love for my waifu.

>>28624412
We need a reset.

>>28624420
Welcome to the club of ascended.
A real wife is supposed to be there to help you and comfort you, support.
A waifu doesn't achieve anything of that, she is nothing more than a poster in the wall.

>>28624532
the solution to this problem can be found in trash, not that I ever felt compelled to go there and try it out.

>>28624571
You mean tulpas? I don't think messing with your brain helps the problem. even if you delude yourself to see and imagine a "waifu" she still can't physically give you any comfort, or be there to help you with tight spots, like paying rent or similar.

>>28624256
Did you just steal my image from another thread and make a new thread?

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>>28624256
Not this again..

>>28624823
>Whoreity
Other than that, perfect pic.

>>28624789
It isn't about the comfort.
It's about the feels.

>>28624804
>Stolen meme
Call the meme police and make a report

>>28624420
>in times of intense stress and fear your waifu won't be there for you
Exactly the opposite for me. My dad died in may and she helped me through it more than any person could have.
though I have used the solution >>28624571 mentioned.

>>28624910
But what about people thathave an actual mental illness? what about people that make tulpas that HATE them?
Your tulpa thing seems flawed and luck based.

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>>28624336
First post best post

>>28624256
You always have lucid dreaming

>>28624972
Look, tulpa is a last chance for some of us to have someone they never had. For some it's just a better solution. It's kinda like Matrix.

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>>28624256
>tfw

>>28624256

What about far away but very much real people I met throught this? Should I slowly leave them?

I ain't attracted to humans anymore. Tried to watch human porn a few days ago and my dick stayed flaccid the whole video.

By the way, horse pussy isn't imaginary, you know.

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>>28624256
>that picture

>>28625159
>By the way, horse pussy isn't imaginary, you know.

As a mare's hooves aren't imaginary nor soft.

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>>28624391

yfw those characters were written by humans

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>>28624256
>even if imaginary horse pussy is so much better than real girls

Motherfuckers read me like a book. Thing is though despite having a ridiculous attraction to a cartoon horse I still have a full-time job, loving family and friends.

The biggest negative is that it destroys my desire to find a real mate, which is, aside from my mother's barely concealed desire to have a grand-child, currently irrelevant to my happiness. I am thoroughly convinced that a real mate is more trouble than its worth and my life has, so far, done nothing to convince me otherwise.

>>28624972
Perhaps it is luck of the draw. All I'm saying is that my waifu, while being a tulpa, has helped me through a time of immense stress. Having a tulpa probably does exacerbate schizophrenia, but I know one person who turned their DID into a tulpa of sorts and that essentially cured her.

I really want children but I really don't want a wife who is going to make me want to kill myself.

>>28624336
My nigga. Dash is the last thing I think about before going to bed. When I roll over and see her plush next to me she's the first thing I think about when I wake up. When I go for a run the thought of running with her motivates me.

Why get a 3d if having a 2d makes life so good? What do I gain OP?

>>28625281
Uteri-for-hire are your answer.

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>>28624336
Nice.

>>28625285
A 3d may be there to call the ambulance if you pass out or have an accident, and to take care of you when you are ill.
Just sayin.

>>28625332
>3d will call for help of I need
Fuck that, death is the portal to equestria
>take care if Me when I'm sick
Just don't be a bitch. 2 ez.

Try again. Give me one good reason you should want a 3d over a 2d.

>>28625388
Not every accident leads to death, you extremist faggot.
You can have something that isn't as grave and there won't be anyone to even help you eat if you have both arms broken, to say something.
Not to mention 2d waifus won't change your diapers or watch out for you when you are old and rotten.
Stay with your 2d, and hope that eventually nothing happens and you die peacefully, so you never regret it. It is your life and your suffering, not mine.

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>>28624336
this nigga gets it

>>28625262
Enjoy loving the lines drawn on your computer monitor instead of creatures of flesh and blood.

>>28624336
>Dashfag speaking the truth

is this bizzaro /mlp/?

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>>28624336

That's a very accurate description of love in general.

>>28625443
I am right now, yes.

I do not categorically reject real people as potential companions. I am thoroughly introverted and I have an active imagination, so I have not yet been enticed with flesh and blood and the people I've had contact with up to this point have not proven to me that non-existent horse pussy is inferior to them.

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>>28624256
I let it go.

Ever since the mid season hiatus I have not seen pone.

I download every episode yet I don't watch them.
And honestly, after a few months of almost no pones, I miss it, I miss this place, it's fun and great and I will browse it more often.

I love you /mlp/ this ride is one of the best things ever

>>28625498
I hate you

>>28625332
That'd be the only reason I can think of to get into 3d.
Seems like a poor thing to base a relationship on though.

>>28625590
That's how relationships work
You just pretend you like someone but only use them out, welcome to reality.

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>>28625617
So what you're saying is, no, don't forego the waifu.

>>28625655
No, but also the waifu won't be there to save you from a tight spot irl.
Maybe tulpa shit helps, but for actual physical stuff, you will be alone.
It is the fate of humanity to just get together with someone because they don't want to die alone.

>>28625617
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

>>28624256
I honestly just gave up having a waifu when I realized that I get off to a lot of porn that doesn't always include her. Sure there are times when I do get off to pictures of her, but it's hard to find some that are genuinely enticing in my opinion. It honestly does disgust me that I give into these things and I kind of wish I didn't become so perverted or that I was more tempered in my sexual urges. Hell a big fetish I have is traps and yaoi and clearly there's no way my waifu can be drawn along with that. And I'm not even romantically attracted to males, only females. I mean it's got a point where I genuinely find a person who only gets off to their waifu to be a more responsible person than me. Anyone else here feel like this?

>>28625416
>change my diapers
I'd kill myself by then. I never want to be like that. And if there was an accident that required help I have a cellphone.

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>>28624336
>some day when you're old and senile and on your death bed, you will feel her embrace before darkness takes you
>and you will smile and tell her you always knew she was there with you

>>28625765
A waifu has nothing to do with whatever you fap to. It has everything to do with love, not lewd.

>>28625841
Except that's wrong for the majority here.
What people experiences here is mostly crushes, not actual love.
This is why people "drop waifus" because after the chemicals run out, they simply get bored.
That's a common problem in real relationships.
Nature made it that way just so people are forced to produce offspring.

>>28624256
Why do people still chase real women? They're all just uptight, high expectations sluts nowadays. Waifus are freedom.

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>>28625858
It's true. I "love" my waifu but at the end of the day I know she's essentially the equivalent of a teddy bear.

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>>28624256
>replace pony waifu with man-faced women
You can't be fucking serious.

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>>28624256
Can you be more precise?
What exactly is going to hurt me?

>>28625801
My favorite feel.

>>28625674
>No, but also the waifu won't be there to save you from a tight spot irl.
neither will 3dpd

>>28624532
sounds like someone is too much of a poorfag to buy a plush

>>28624420
>being this deluded

>>28625498
>>28625529
I love you both

>>28624823

Perfect dare
Now we can talk.

>>28624256
But anon, I already am attracted to humans.

I just happen to be attracted to other species, more. This isn't considered wrong if a woman were attracted to non-humans, so nothing that can be said could hope to convince me my wants are wrong.

And no, I don't just mean ponies.
If only I could write, I'd do something more like what used to be done on the original strange waifu threads... minus puke-deer, of course.

>>28625985
a pretty damn cute teddy bear tho

>>28624336
You do realize she doesn't know you exist, right? She's just a series if drawings put together to simulate animation. Nothing more.

>>28626673
No shit

>>28626673
Only normies care about objective reality.
If she's real to someone, then they're in control of their perspective on whether or not she is real.

I agree you beta manlets should continue beating off to ponies. It's less competition for me when it comes to real women.

Not that your fat asses are any competition for my 6'3", 220lbs /fit/izen bod.

>>28626896
>not lifting for your waifu

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>>28626896
I hope your kids and wife abandon you later in life and you kill yourself.
Just like all the normal scum deserves.

waifu
>on your mind only if you want to
>literally perfect in every way
>infinite self-insert fapfics and porn
>always beautiful
3dpd
>keeps nagging when you want to be alone
>won't be there for you when you need her
>expensive
>over time her habits can become annoying
>lets herself go when comfortable
>can cheat on you

I love my marshmallow horse and I don't see myself coming back anytime soon, I always laugh when my friends are sad because some roastie left them while I'm always happy because she's always there for me

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>>28624256
>confusing
how? I know what I want from her, sex, and nothing else
>embarrassing
I have been hiding my powerlevel for 5 years, this is a joke
>frustrating
Glimmy satisfies exactly the opposite thing
I let my frustration get out with her, I actually get horny seeing her cry and have dirty thoughts every time I see her smiling
creating new methods to make her my slave, cuffs, imprisonment, submission, fuck
I would be very stressed without her

>>28625285
Same goes for my floot floot. However fucking niggers on this board find it funny to try and stirr the shit up about that fluttercord bullshit. And it hurts like hell. Almost stops me from browsing this board, really, but I try not to think about it and just hide this shit. Fucking hell, I love you all guys, but sometimes you're the biggest fags on earth

>>28627695
How does it feel knowing that he's hugged her and you haven't?

>>28624972
It's not a mental illness. It's all imaginary.

>>28627355
do you want to see her get kicked into a wall by a black man?

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>>28627051
Your jealousy fuels me. You manlets could easily get all the pussy I do if you hit the gym, man up and develop your predatory Alpha-male instincts.

If you choose to escape into fantasyland and beat off to cartoon ponies while you pretend they love you, then there is no hope for you. Just realize that they too would prefer a solidly built Alpha Male and my juicy muscles over your fat and delusional selves, just like real women.

>>28627900
This is why I prefer masturbating.
You haven't heard how many husbands hate their family, their wives and even their kids and want to leave them?
If you had heard how much tmarriage and compromise sucks, you would understand.
Go and ruin your live alpha, if you want so much.
Just being able to cum inside of a pussy sometimes when the stupid cunt is in the mood, isn't worth it for me in the end.
And enjoy knowing how much your kids will hate you for bringing them to this shitty world as it currently is. Just like I do hate my own parents.

>>28627937
Pfft.. Wife? Kids?? Fuck no. I get different pussy weekly. Even have 3 or 4 on the go at once. Fuck em and chuck em if they aren't any good or won't put out. Why tie yourself down with commitment??

>>28627964
Good for you then, faggot.

>>28627899

saw already, but wish there was more

>>28628020
you fucking saddist

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>>28626896
>>28627900
>>28627964
Fuck off, thanks.

>>28627964
Because that is technically the way it is supposed to be. And, depending on your beliefs, it is the only way to keep on living when you die.

Also, your Constantin boisterous claims make me suspect you are anything but the "alpha male" (term that is taken from outdated zoology) you claim to be.

>>28627766
It hurts.

I've been 5 years on this shitty ride, and I still can'd decide myself for a waifu. There's just too many ponies that I love... I tried to decide myself for one, but a few weeks later I was having fantasies for another... and it always goes that way.
How do you guys do it? Settling for one waifu, when there's so many choices...

>>28626673
>>28626849

We choose our illusions. We chose them everyday by choosing what media to consume, what things to learn, what attutudes to have.

It's nice to choose to believe your waifu loves you.

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>>28628049
Enjoy that premature balding, bro. I can already see the signs.
Also, only 1 popped collar? A true Chad wears at least 2. Step up your game.
I'm also assuming with a nose like that, your last name ends in Burg, Stein, or Witz. Might want to invest in gold security bonds, though it might "cost" more than you're willing to pay.
Your girl will never really love you. She'll just use you, but you'll never notice it until after she's left you because you were to busy being "chad" instead of loving her. (She likes her eggs scrambled now, because she's tired of your over easy ass.)

Remember, words only have power if you want them too. Show me how much power I have over you.

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>>28628829
I never decided on Lyra, she just always stuck out. I always found her very cute and loved her colors, and she just grew on me. Before I knew it, I was calling her my waifu.

She's just what I need in this uncertain world full of frivolous people.

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>>28624256
>>28624336
>>28624391
>>28624823

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>>28628992
>implying that anyone cares about what you think of us
>not knowing that the current legal system is so fucked that even being around a female is risky
>not knowing about the thousands of false rape accusations that have destroyed the lives of males in the west
>not knowing about hypergamy, sexual dymorphisim and gynocentrisim and the people in power that enable them

>inb4 MGTOW DnC fag

I find my waifu better because she will never screw me over, abandon me or reject me

>inb4 more womyn for you
>not knowing about spermbanks or surrogacy
>tfw your unknowingly taking care of my child

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>>28624256
>...There is no such thing as death, life is just a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves...

She doesn't need to be real in order for her to exist, OP. For as long as I exist, she does as well. Our love exists and our happiness together exists too. The barrier of reality is only created when there is a limit to your imagination and inderstanding.

>>28629396
I want to cuddle jedyra.

Shouldn't her lightsaber be gold, though?

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>>28624256
But OP, real women are strong and don't need no man.

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BEGONE FOUL CREATURES OF THE WAKING WORLD

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>>28626673

>>28629396
>sperm banks

Can you actually just pop in, jizz in a cup and leave?

>>28631020
pretty much, they put em on ice after woods so they last longer

>>28631020
>>28631551
Disgusting.

>>28631551
Fuck yes, now I can pass on my woodworker genetics.