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>>28618673
Dress as Flash Sentry is an honour

>>28618673
Just tell your mom no?

>>28618673
Dress as Timber

>>28618684
It's not my mom that's the issue, it's my GF. And for the record I'm not a child: I just want to do matching outfits with my GF for fun.

also since when is dressing as Flash an honor? Last I heard he had the personality of a spoon.

>>28618700
He was saying you don't have a GF and are undertaking this patrol with your mother anon.

>>28618673
Go as Flash.

Don't fag this up OP.

>>28618716
way too late

>>28618704
Maybe his mom is his girlfriend.
Did you ever think of that?

>>28618673
We are Flash Sentry
He is /mlp/
He has fucked more horses than most of us.
You should be honored to don that sea of blue hair and ripped shirt.

>>28618725
still is issue

>>28618700
Flash is better than Timber.

>>28618757
You're right. if I can't fuck horses I should dress as someone who has so I can feel better about myself.

It's real fucking easy to do that costume. Man the guck up and eat your corndogs, brah.

>>28618673
>hating Flash Sentry

am I in 2014?

>Dressing up as Flash Sentry
All you're going to do is wear a leather jacket and jeans. People will probably think you didn't even bother dressing up as anything. Just be glad you're not dressing up as Spike.

>>28618673
Go as Celestia and throw rolled up newspapers at her.

>>28618673
DO IT FAGGOT

>>28619087
sorry forgot the trip was on

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>>28618704
>Anon is going trick-or-treating with his mom
>She wants to dress as Twilight Sparkle
>She wants him to dress as Flash Sentry
>Twilight Sparkle is possibly-technically older than Flash due to being a horse (possibly early 20s to early 30s)
>goes through a magic portal and becomes a young spry teenager again
>lusts after a young male half(?) her age
>mfw Anon's mother sees Twilight as a kindred spirit living her fantasies
>mfw she decides to use Anon to make her fantasies a reality

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>>28618673
Be Spike instead, duh

>>28619082
>Force her to roll you around in a wagon.
>Throw "Scrolls" at her.
>Randomly blind her with a flashlight because you are the princes of the sun.
>Make her write you a letter when you get home explaining what she learned.

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>>28618673
>girlfriend
>no one calling OP a faggot and telling him to fuck off
I hate this board sometimes
all the time

nigga Flash is literally /ourguy/

dude wants horsepussy but repeatedly gets cucked and is now foreveralone

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>>28618673
Go as shining or another male pony genuis. She probably just wants to go as Twilght. If she specifically wants to go as Flash x Twi couple convince her to go as R63 Sentry and you can go as Dusk

>>28619064
Don't forget the blue hair.

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>>28618673
>not wanting to play along with your gf's pony fantasies
>not knowing that Flash has been given character and is now Anon
>not wanting to have halloween sex with your gf dressed up as Twilight

You bring shame to us OP.

>>28618673
Nigger, I'm married, get on my level.

>>28618694
delet this

>>28619010
We never left you worthless cunt.

>>28618700
>Last I heard he had the personality of a spoon.
So you're the typical autist who jumps on bandwagons and doesn't form his own opinions?

Glad you're going to get dumped, your relationship sounded retarded, anyway.