Gabby Gums does an article about Braeburn being gay. What happens?

>>28612619
>Gabby Gums
who?

>>28612623
>being this new

>>28612619
Nobody except for Braeburn is surprised.

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>>28612619
You see that plot? That's a mare's ass, of course he's gay. The ONE time Gabby Gums doesn't lie.

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>>28612619
I thought the news was about things people didn't already know. Everyone knows he's gay.

>>28612619
Everyone expected him to finally say it instead.

>>28612619
>No one dismisses it as false

>>28612619
"BRAEBURN GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE"
>Braebun limps down the stairs. "I'll have to use my mouth this time anon, I'm still a little sore."
"That's not what I'm calling you for damn it. Did you read the paper this morning?"
>You thrust the paper into his face ans watch Braeburn's eyes turn to pin pricks.
>Anon I can explain
"When were you going to tell me you were gay?"
>"Braeburn looks up to you red in the face," a-after you ate my ponut" he stammers.
>You storm out of the house slamming the door behind you.
>You can't believe you've been fucking a gay horse this whole time.

>>28615555
four demand more

>>28616162
k sure why not
>Here you are, drowning your sorrows in cake like the fat gay pig your are.
>You sit up from your cake and moping at the feelings at hooves around you neck. Someone could stand to touch your faggot ass?
>"Eating to stave off the smothering depression is my job" you hear pinkie singsong behind you. "Now what's got my nonny down in the dumps?"
>She pokes her head out from under the other side of the table and while you didn't see it, the pinkie that hugged you walked away.
>"Did you read Gabby's report in the paper?" You sigh, "Braeburn's g-gay..."
>She cocks her head in confusion. "Well yeah, aren't you two butt buddies?"
"We fucked but I didn't know he was gay, I just thought we were two bro's helping each other out" you explain.
>Pinky does a spot on nick young impression. "How is two stallions bucking not gay? Is this some Earth thingie I don't know about?"
>You figured she wouldn't understand, just like all your "straight" friends, who you were straighter than. They didn't appreciate feminine penis like you did.
"Yeah it's an earth thing."
>"No it's not you fag!" Nameless shouts across the room.
>"Hi Namey"
>"Better watch out pank, he might infect you with gay"
>That jerk.
>Why couldn't you be the ONLY human in Equestria?
>He's half the reason you have to settle for colt pussy, the other is....
>He's the only reason!
sniff- "None of you understand! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND" you run out of the store with tears streaming down your face.
>Worst.
>Day.
>Ever.