>You will never do the Running of the Leaves with your waifu

>>28607240
>Running of the Leaves
I miss 2012.

>>You will never screw her under an blanket of autumn leaves
>>under an blanket
>>an

>>28607254
I miss early 2011

>>28607315
Found the newfag

I miss early 1992

>>28607574
fag

I miss 1830

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>>28607254
>>28607665
I miss 1812

>>28607665
>>28607674
Ebin

>>28607240
Thank Jeebus.
I ain't doing no runnin

>>28607240
>both inebriated
Just how much cider did that cute horse drink?

>>28607872
Enough to have drunk sex with an ugly slob like you

>>28608146
Please, not even Berry Punch could get drunk enough to fuck me.

>>28607240
>Anon running through the leaves trying to keep pace with some ponies
>He's panting and out of breath
>finally catches up to some ponies at the cider tables
>he gets a mug and tries to mingle with some ponies
>awkwardly
>starts talking to a 8/10 mare with nice hair
>accidentally starts coughing up some spaghetti
>"Uhh, ha-haa, yeah, Anon, but I think I''ll go ahead and leave...."
>anon doesn't get the hints
>keeps trying to get it on with the mare
>starts groping her and whispering autistic one liners
>"Hey baby, I heard you like to run through leaves? Well, how about you run through -my- leaves?"
>wtf does that even mean?
>innocent mare tries to nervously walk backwards while anon is walking towards her
>they both trip and land on a blanket of leaves
>Anon lands on top of her
>tries groping the mare
>she starts kicking and screaming
>anon gets kicked in the balls and face before mare runs away
>"it hurts to live" anon says as he was painfully rejected.

>>28607240
>You will never do the Running of the Leaves with your waifu
The funny thing is her not being real isn't even the main problem with that.
How many fags here could run a marathon?
>inb4 the one navy seal on this board is magically summoned

>>28609731
What did you just say, boi?!?!?

>>28609731
Humans are predators that used their superior endurance to catch horsess and other fast animals, by getting them tired.
Of course, if you are fat when you start then you will obviously have to lose weight before trying.
We may not be able to outrun a horse, but we surely can trace him down until the animal is so exhausted that he can no longer move and then rip.
you won't kill youre waifu for obvious reasons, but I am sure that will impress her no matter what.