>A-Anon...what did you put in that punch? >I feel weak

>>28604711
>Purple Book Nerd gets wasted off a solo cup of boone farms

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>A-Anon...what did you put in that punch?
All of my strength, conviction and intent to obliterate you.

> rape

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>>28604711
this

>>28604711
Whu do her pupils go outside of her eyes?

>>28604778
Season 1

>>28604711
Kool aid bleach

>>28604711
Literally nothing
You've been sipping an empty cup for the past few minutes you stupid bookhorse.

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>>28604778
If you have seen the retarded shit that Starlight Glimmer did during her so-called reformation arc you already should know that Twilight Sparkle cannot control her pupils.

>>28604778
Why do your lips go around my dick?

>>28604850
....OHHHHH!

i got that

>>28604850
Sorry haven't watched the show since s3 I'm just here for niche fetishes

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>>28604850
>Saved all the Princesses and Mane Six
>Reformed all but one changeling
>Learned to be a confident leader, possibly to become a future alicorn
Glimmer did nothing wrong.

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>>28604711
a falcon.

>>28604711
crushed up zolpidem and tricyclic antidepressants

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>>28604887
>spelling Spike wrong

>>28604711

Only about 15% of full force. I warned you that even sparring classes require head protection, Twilight.

>>28604850

It's pretty damn obvious that Trixie would be a better teacher for Starlight than Twilight as far as developing a moral code.

Trixie isn't up in an Ivory Tower of Friendshipping. Twilight's a good sparring partner and magic teacher for the likes of Starlight, but she just can't get her hooves far enough down in the mud to reach where it counts.

>>28604711
My fanfics.

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>>28604746
>imagining Arthur saying this
Funny stuff

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>>28604711
>I feel weak
It was Mom's spaghetti.