Lewd Sleepover #7

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>>28596946
thanks bloke, for not fucking up this time

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>Okay, now that was something you actually didn't want to answer
>For one even though today is the first time you'd ever even spoken to her there still wasn't a single guy in school who honestly never fapped to Rarity
>Also while you couldn't exactly remember you were pretty sure at some point you had fapped pretty much everyone here in the room
>Even Pinkie and Trixie
>You weren't totally proud of that
>Fucking puberty
>Also everyone seemed to be just as flustered by Dash's question as you
>Well all except Fluttershy, she's still confused about what Fap means
>Pinks and Trix aren't doing much better than the others, Trixie is literally humming nervously as she looks anywhere but at you and Pinkie has discovered a new color of red she is blushing so much and is looking straight ahead with wide eyes
>Still you can't think about that
>You had to get out of this
"Wow, your first question was pretty lame, but that one makes up for it." You say watching as Dash starts to get her confidence back. "It's too bad that makes two Truths, so I don't have to answer it."
>There is a painful silence as Dash loses all her confidence and just stares at you with her mouth hanging open.
>"What?!" She almost screams. "That's not how this works!"
>"Nope, Nonny's right." Pinkie exclaims quickly snapping out of her embarrassment coma, "You can't do two Truths at once, those are the rules!" She says her words almost crashing together with how fast she's talking
>"Y-yeah, that means it's Anon's turn." Trixie speaks up though unable to look at you still
>"Ugh, fine." Dash grumbles angrily.
>Phew, that was close
>"Okay Anon, who you gonna pick?" Applejack says no longer hiding her face with her hat in embarrassment
>Oh, you know exactly what you're going to do
"Okay, Rainbow Dash." You say looking back across the circle at the surprised girl. "Truth?" And you make the creepiest, most sinister, and vindictive smile you can muster, "Or Dare?"
>Pay back is a bitch

continuing from last thread

>>28597162
>continuing from last thread
noice

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>>28597162

>Dash is looking nervous
>Good, that's why you're looking at her like this
>Normally she'd pick Dare 10 out of 10 times just so she could brag that she was soooo brave or whatever
>But right now she knows you're looking to get back at her
>Which also works in your favor because even if she doesn't want to admit it, she is scared you'll make her do something probably super embarrassing
>Or she thinks you're gonna ask her for something pervy
>And for about half a second it may have crossed your mind
>But right now the pettiness wins
>Because you aren't just petty, hell you aren't even Super Petty
>You are King Petty, Ruler of the Low Road and Sovereign of Douchebaggery
>And Dash is about to find this out
"C'mon Dash, we're waiting." You taunt making her squirm just a little.
>Trixie has finally regained the ability to look at you and she is grinning almost as much you are
>She knows you have something planned
>"F-fine." Rainbow Dash says crossing her arms defiantly. "Truth."
>Hook, meet line and sinker
"Okay Dash, here's an easy one." You say looking her right in the eyes. "How many times have YOU shlicked to Daring Do fanficition?"
>You watch Dash's eyes bulge out in shock
>The rest can't believe what you just said
>Applejack tilts back her hat with her mouth hanging open
>Rarity goes to cover Fluttershy's ears
>Fluttershy just looks lost but starts to slowly blush as you think she begins to put the pieces together what you and Dash have been talking about
>Trixie is on the floor laughing beside you, you think you hear her say something along the lines of "You madman"
>Pinkie has her hands over her mouth in shock as she realizes she's the one who told you how much Rainbow Dash secretly loved those books
>You should thank her for that later
>And then there's Dash who is currently blushing so hard her face almost looks purple
>Feels Good Man
"Well Dash?" You say not looking away from her. "We're waiting."

That's all I have til later tonight

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>>28597486
>>Rarity goes to cover Fluttershy's ears
>>Fluttershy just looks lost but starts to slowly blush as you think she begins to put the pieces together what you and Dash have been talking about
Oh, so damn pure.

based burnout

>>28597525
She's gonma be so confused when anon hotdogs her later

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>>28598460
>implying she isn't going to be asking why he isn't ramming it in her yet
Fluttershy is a total breeder senpai.

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>>28599246
Hawt

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>>28597486
Any chance we'll be getting a drunk Ponkers sometime during the night?

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Finally back home, will try to get some more posts going

>>28597525
If you think she's too pure now just wait til later

>>28598460
There may be some hotdogging to come from who and when I can't say yet

>>28600654
I'm neither going to confirm nor deny drunken shenanigans at this time
The bottle hidden in Trixie's bag is still in play however

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>>28600895
BURNOUT LIVES

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>>28600895
>If you think she's too pure now just wait til later
I am excite.

I bet she's going to be adorable.

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>>28597486

>You are witnessing something truly rare
>Something no football player at CHS ever thought was possible
>Rainbow Dash totally speechless
>Part of you wants to take a picture so you can prove it truly happened
>Sadly Dash finally decides to speak up robbing you of your chance
>"I..." Her words come out in a mumble that actually rivaled Fluttershy's lowest whisper.
"What was that?" You ask comically cupping your hand to your ear. "You'll have to speak up."
>Dash blushes even harder
>If looks could kill they'd never find your body
>It makes this all the more worth it
>"I said I don't know alright!" She blurts out crossing her arms defiantly.
>Now you could just leave it at that
>You could let Dash off the hook and just get on with the game
>But remember, King Petty
"What's that? You don't know?" You say playing up your reaction. "It's a pretty simple question Dash. How many times, I mean it's not like it's over the double digits right?"
>Trixie is now kill, she can barely breath and is lying on the floor shaking with laughter
>Applejack has become one with her hat
>Rarity is in shock and her hands are about to become fused over Fluttershy's ears
>Fluttershy is just shyly trying to gauge everyone's reactions and is becoming embarrassed by proxy
>Pinkie is trying her hardest not to laugh at Dash, but even she can appreciate the level of savageness on display here
>Dash is just fuming.
>"I said I don't know okay! A lot, it's happened a lot okay." she finally admits
>Your grin can be seen from space
>Anon:1 Dash:0
>"Okay now I think it's time we give someone else a turn.Y'know, to try and keep the game move'n" Applejack cuts in before Dash snaps and tries to attack you
>Everyone agrees and slowly things start to settle down
>You just sit there swimming in your smug
>You won
>Pic very much related

Gonna take a quick break for a smoke, been a long day, expect one or two more posts tonight

>Burnout Anon is keeping shit going
Good, cuz I'm at a convention with the gf till Sunday night

>>28601221
>>Rarity is in shock and her hands are about to become fused over Fluttershy's ears
my heart

>Fluttershy is just shyly trying to gauge everyone's reactions and is becoming embarrassed by proxy
MY HEART

>>28601340
ayyy faggoy, get all that GF shit outta here, we harem now
have a good time senpai

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>>28601221
>mfw
Very nice, very nice.

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>>28601221

>The game goes on for a while and things get pretty fun
>The truths ended up being pretty boring, but then again it was hard to top your previous round
>The dares on the other hand ended up being pretty fun
>Fluttershy was dared to prank call Professor Discord who ended up giving her a list of other numbers to try later
>Trixie was dared to preforma trick from her magic routine with you as her surly assitant
>Rarity was dared to dance for all of you
>And you'd swear she popped her hips a couple of times at you on purpose
>Dat ass mang
>You were dared to do a full set of push-up with Trixie sitting on your back
>Fluttershy even got in on the action and dared Pinkie to spend the rest of the game holding your hand
>You didn't mind, though as soon as he took hold of it she squeezed it super tight like she didn't want you to let go
"Heh, lewd." You leaned over and whispered to Trixie, but for once she actually didn't laugh at one of your anime jokes, what was up with that
>But then it finally came time for Dash to take a turn again
>She just sat there staring at you from across the circle
>You knew what was coming
>"Okay Anon, Truth or Dare." She said in a cold tone
>Okay now this could get dicey
>On the one hand you did a real number on Dash last time around
>Last time she was just looking to take some shots at you for some fun
>Now she was looking to get even
>If you pick dare this could go real badly for you
>On the other hand it doesn't help that you already have a good idea the kinds of things Dash will ask you if you pick truth
>And there wasn't really any coming back from that
>But still another thing to consider was that this was still Just Rainbow Dash
>Despite her best efforts you'd managed to make her eat her words at every chance tonight
>Thinking about that now you actually felt pretty good.
"Y'know what Dash, I pick Dare." You say meeting her stare
>Dash just smiles. "Okay Anon, then I dare you to kiss one of the girls in this room."
>Well FUCK

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>>28601741
oh shit niga

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>>28601741
Oh fuck

>>28601741
>>Last time she was just looking to take some shots at you for some fun
>>Now she was looking to get even
what
but they both basically asked the same question
what is there to get even about

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>>28601741
Alright, just ask them all who's willing to bite the bullet and take the kiss.

Or just lunge for Dash and take her by surprise.

>>28601915
this, smartest option tbqh

>>28601915
She also didn't specify WHERE the kiss has to be. You can be a cheeky cunt and give Fluttershy a kiss on the cheek.

Or Rarity a kiss on the hand.

>>28601741
don't be the shooter of the gun

pass the bullet around and let them pull the trigger

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>>28601957
pretty much this

it'll get anon even more salt from rainbow bitch

Sorry guys passed out for a bit trying to type up the next post

Gonna hold off til the morning for the next few posts

have time for a few questions if you want though

>>28602003
are we gonna have karaoke my dude

>>28602016
please no

>>28602019
please yes my nigga

>>28602022
no pls

>>28602016
did not even think about it.....maybe, depends on if I can think of anything good to go with it


Okay, next!

>>28602039

whose gonna truly win the anonbowl?

>>28602093
in all honesty I don't now yet, I'm still brainstorming things and trying to find what flows best

[Spoiler]You should be asking who's gonna take first blood in the Anonbowl[/spoiler]

Hint: I'm not telling

>>28602388
bump x2

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>>28601741

>Okay now all eyes are on you
>Again
>You're not sure if this is actually more awkward than telling a room full of attractive girls you have at one time beat'n your meat to them or not
>Because now you have to pick one to kiss
>Not that it's a super big deal
>You've kissed and been kissed before
>You just don't like being put on the spot like this
>Dash is just sitting there
>She thinks she's got you now
>For a brief second you consider moving across the circle and wiping that smile off her face with a kiss
>But you don't
>Because then you'd just be playing her game
>And you want to beat her at it instead
>Still you measure your options
>Applejack might be cool with it, but if Big Mac finds out he may just murder you
>Rarity could be nice, and who doesn't want to kiss the hottest girl in school?
>You'd just have to hope her fans didn't find out
>Because she was also one of the school's top waifus
>Fluttershy?
>No way, too pure, must protect
>While you're thinking about this Pinkie gives your hand a squeeze
>Wait
>That's it
>Pinkie I could kiss you
>In fact
"Okay Dash." You say giving her a smirk. "I've made my pick."
>Dash and the others all look at you expectantly
>Ignoring that you lift up Pinkie's hand then slowly turn and lightly place a kiss on top of it
"Done." You say confidently.
>The room goes quiet again for a second before Pinkie lets out a weird high pitch kind of squeal
>"Aw shucks." Applejack chuckles
>Rarity and Fluttershy just D'awww in unison
>Trixie just kind of stares at you in disbelief
>Dash leaps to her feet, "What was that? That wasn't the dare!"
"Yes it was." You grin. "Your words were 'kiss one girl in the room'" You explain doing air quotes with your free hand. "You didn't say where, or how long, or how I had to kiss them." You laugh. "Might wanna step your game up a bit." You say as you watch Dash starts to fume.
>"He's right you know Darling." Rarity giggles sending you a wink. "And now it's his turn."
>oh yeah it was

>>28604796
Looks like the boots on the other foot bitch

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>>28604796
>>The room goes quiet again for a second before Pinkie lets out a weird high pitch kind of squeal
hhnggg

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>>28604796

>Everyone knows what you're gonna do next
>So why disappoint them
"Okay Dash, Truth or Dare." This time you don't bother with the mind games
>You know what's gonna happen already
>Dash was way too competitive to let you get away with messing with her like you have
>"Dare." She says locking eyes with you from where she is standing. "Hit me with your best shot."
>Hook, meet line and sinker 2: The Gr8 B8 Chronicles
"Okay Dash, I dare you to kiss someone in this room, on the mouth, with tongue, for one full minute."
>Well now you've achieved it
>Dash has blushed so hard she's turned purple
>You almost wish Twilight was here for a shade by shade comparison
>All the other girls are looking from you to Dash in pure disbelief
>You almost feel bad about this, not for Dash of course
>Again, you're King Petty
>You feel bad for whichever girl she picks
>You hope it's not Fluttershy
>You kinda hope it's Rarity
>Dash is still just standing there
>For the first time she isn't glaring at you
>She's staring at the floor
>Has been for a good minute now
"C'mon Dash." You say signaling for her to hurry up "Don't tell me you can dish it out but you can't take it."
>Okay that did it
>Dash's head snaps up. "Oh, I'll show you what I can take alright."
>This is going to be good you think to yourself
>Wait
>Why is she walking towards you
>she's smiling
>that's not good
>Wait
>No
>Dash plops down hard on your lap almost knocking the wind out of you
>Trixie gasps and Pinkie's hand tightens around yours like a vice
>But you aren't thinking about that right now
>You're thinking about how you done goofed
>You may be King Petty, but you forgot the cardinal rule of Petty Warfare
>Never push someone too far because all it leads to is
>Mutually Assured Destruction
>You look up at Rainbow Dash and you see she's enjoying finally catching you off guard
>All you can say as she takes your face in her hand is
"Couldn't we just cuddle?"
>Dash smirks. "No" and then her lips crash down into yours

That's all I have time for, have an early closing shift so don't expect me back until around the usual time tonight

>>28605501
>"Okay Dash, I dare you to kiss someone in this room, on the mouth, with tongue, for one full minute."
wew lad

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>>28605501
HABBADING

>>28605501
Good job Rainbow, Sun Tzu would be proud.

>>28606932

INSANEBOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! YOU CAN'T JUST BLUEBELL US LIKE THAT! RRRREEEEEEE!

>>28609587
>>28601340
he's gone till sunday m8

>>28609600
I'll be back soon. The conclusion for my story is almost done, and it's a bit intense, and kinda a departure from my usual style. I think you all will either love it or hate it. Then I'll leave because I'm a false prophet and get on to other things, like the nightly twilight threads and finishing Spider Shim.

>>28609987
wew lads, i was starting to forget we had other writers besided burnout
but when all three of you guys are done, what the fuck is gonna happen to us

>>28610009
The thread dies, you follow us when we write something? That's what I thought would happen, but the thread went on a lot longer, as did the greens.

This was never meant to be a month-long project for me, and I have to get back on track. I've have greens I need to finish so I can post them, and I'm really excited and eager to get back to Spider-Shim on the Spidey threads.

My point is: we'll move on, as will I. I think the best person to talk to about that would be Bloke, though. He's been the OP for these threads.

>>28610009
If no one else wants to write, then...thread's over

Sorry, going through some unforeseen personal shit right now so no new posts from me tonight

Sorry to leave you all on a cliffhanger

depending on how things go tomorrow I may do a few more posts but I'm not making any promises

As for >>28610009 's question, I will say mine has a decent ways to go still so it will probably last another thread or two

If things go well I might try doing one for the Crystal prep girls but we'll see, again not making promises

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>>28610150
>YES FUCK ME HARDER YOU LITTLE BITCH
>I love you, let's cuddle now

>>28610292
Tfw no qt bipolar gf.

If anyone's in the mood for a quick green to hold 'em over, I just did one.

Here's the link: http://pastebin.com/721TrdVi

Just, you know, click on it if you want.

>>28611563
>hooves
Dropped

>>28611571
At least you gave it a try, and in the end, isn't that all that truthfully matters? That we try? Learned Helplessness, a common event in behaviorism, is said tom be what causes depression, that when we try with no sucess, we stop trying altogether? Perhapswe should all try, and even if we fail, we try again.

I feel pleasant.

>>28611606
>try
That's another word for lose. Are you a loser?
Winners don't lose, Anon

>>28611606
Do or do not, there is no try.

>>28611632
But without trying, there is no effort, and we need effort to do. If we do not do, we don't.

We all don't.

And if we don't, we do nothing, because we're afraid to try. Again, another way to lead to depression through learned helplessness.

>>28611620
No Anon. Winners dont do drugs.

>>28611676
Rex Power Colt, pls

premature_bump.exe

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>>28605501

>And now you were kissing Rainbow Dash
>Well it wasn't really kissing
>It was more like you were having your mouth attacked by an angry shrew looking to prove some weird shrew point
>Her lips were soft though
>And you liked how she was using them
>Oh and there was the tongue
>This was getting weird
>And kinda hot
>Mostly weird though
>For once your boner is as confused as you are
>She finally moves one of her hands up to start running through your hair
>You figure you should do something with yours
>Maybe cop a feel
>Her ass wasn't the sweetest here, but it was the only one in your lap
>That made it pretty appealing
>You go to move your right hand and then someone grabs it
>Trixie?
>Why you gotta do me like that Trix
>Maybe she realizes you're not in your right mind right now
>Maybe she thinks it will make things weird if you grab Dash's ass in front of all her friends while she shoves her tongue down your throat
>Maybe she was just trying to cockblock you
>Questions for later
>You still have your left
>Except you don't
>Forgot for a second you were still holding Pinkie's hand
>Ha....lewd
>But seriously though she was holding onto it really hard
>Like really really hard
>You think it might actually break if she squeezes any harder
>You must really be getting distracted because Dash chooses that time to bite your lip
>Okay that was hot
>Hurt a lot
>But it was hot
>She has your attention again as she slips her tongue back in
>As she runs hers over yours for a quick second you imagine you can still taste the pineapple from her pizza
>You wonder if yours still tastes cigarettes
>Your boner was now no longer confused
>In fact he was now fully on board with the current situation
>"TIME!" Pinkie shouts all of a sudden
>Oh yeah, this all happened in a minute
>Dash pulls back and gives you the biggest smuggest smile you've ever seen
>Anon:1 Dash:1
>Hell who are you kidding, she won with that one
>"You can get off him now." Trixie says shooting Dash a mean look

have to go out for a bit, will try to get a few more posts in today before I go over to watch sunday night football with my bros

GO GIANT!

>>28613017
>football
Whatever CHAD THUNDERCOCK, you have fun

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>>28613946
>not hanging back with the bros, chugging beers, lifting weights, watching FiM and talking about the game.
What are you, a homo erotica?

>>28613017
>football
Of american kind(the one that I believe is called rugby)? Or the actual football?

More pyjama girls please.

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>>28613000

>Rainbow Dash just looks at Trixie and then back to you and smirks
>As she moves to get off of you she gives an unmistakable roll of her hips
>Now you weren't gonna lie, that kiss from Dash got your blood flowing
>You weren't gonna get a bunch of awkward looks when she got up
>But there was no way in hell she didn't notice, especially while sitting in your lap
>Now she was just gloating
>Rarity is the first to say anything as Dash moves back to her spot in the circle, "Well that was certainly...a thing." She says sounding a little uncomfortable
"Yeah." You say a little breathlessly. "A thing."
>Trixie punches you in your arm
"Ow hey what was that for."
>"You had a stupid look stuck on your face." She said with a huff
>Okay that makes sense
>You didn't want to spend the rest of the night looking like a love struck retard after just one kiss
>Was a good kiss though
>But still
"Ah, okay, thanks. Good looking out." You say until you notice something, "Um, guys?" You say looking to Pinks and Trix, "Can I have my hands back now?" You ask lifting your arms to demonstrate they were still holding your hands like they were afraid they'd lose you in the mall or something.
>The two each look at their respective hands for a second then immediately let go with different embarrassing squeaking sounds followed by muttered apologies
>Okay, that was new
>"I think it's time we all try something else." Applejack chimed in get all your attention
>Yeah that was probably a good idea
>"OH, OH OOOH!" Pinkie squealed snapping out of her funk and jumping to her feet "How about a movie?"
>"That sounds like a fine idea." Rarity said clapping her hands
>"Yeah okay, sounds cool to me." Dash shooting you one last confidence filled smirk
>"Yeah, I could go for a picture right about now." Applejack agreed.
>"Great! Nonny did you bring any of your movies?"
"Yeah sure, they're in my bag." You say pointing Pinkie towards your shit
>A movie
>Yeah
>No way this could go wrong
>Right?

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>>28614582

>As Pinkie rummages through your bag you try to do a mental inventory of the DVD's you grabbed on your way out of the house
>Some chill classics like Clerks and Mallrats of course
>Some mindless comedies like The Naked Gun and Austin Powers trilogies
>Some random kung-fu and samurai flicks like Drunken Master and Yojimbo
>And then their was your hard-drive
>You'd figured with Pinkie's help you and Trixie might even be able to convince the rest to watch some anime
>Just not Fate/Zero
>You may be a dick, but you weren't gonna subject these girls to the anime equivalent of a baptism by fire
>While you're thinking this it sounds like Pinkie may have made a choice.
>"Oh Nonny, I've never seen this movie before." She says holding up a case
>Oh no
>Not that
>How did that even get in there
>Shit you must not have cleaned out your bag from the last time you'd hung out with Flash.
>"Hey this one actually looks kind of good." Dash said sounding surprised as she looks over Pinkie's shoulder.
>"Actually I'm not sure about that one." You say trying to signal to Pinkie this would turn out bad while directing nods in Rarity and Fluttershy's directions
>Oh no, poor Fluttershy
>Must protect pure
>"Oh yeah, that's one of Anon's favorite movies." You hear Trixie say from behind you and immediately whip your head around to send her a glare
>She's all smiles
>Seriously did you piss her off or something
>She's watched this with you
>She knows what could happen
>"Well I'm down for anything, put it in." Applejack says plopping herself down on the bed.
>"Yes, I'm sure it will be a lovely feature." Rarity adds with a smile before joining her
>"I hope i-t's not to s-scary or violent." You hear Fluttershy mutter
>Your heart breaks
>"Alright let's start it up!" Pinkie sings moving towards the dvd player
>You sigh and take the spot between Rarity and Fluttershy and prepare for the worst as the title screen comes alive
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He_Bqw0ioI4

And now I'm off to watch football, expect me back later tonight

if you have any question or just wanna call me a fag I'll be occasionally checking the thread on my phone

>>28614582
>still holding his hands
That's cute.

Bump4Burnout

>>28615159
>"Oh nonny I've never seen this one before"
>oh no
For some odd reason I thought He might have accidently brought a Taison movie for some reason

>>28615240
*And Insanebow

>>28615690
This

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>>28611620
Winners always try
Losers always try too

Faggots don't try.

Don't be a faggot.

Bump4Burnout

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>>28615159
>Not "A serbian film" ...
I'm disapointed

>>28616176
*and Insanebow

>>28616400
Actually haven't seen that one, I picked Sushigirl because I have that one mostly committed to memory

Bump4Burnout

>>28617899
*and insanebow

Bump4burnout

INSANEBOW WHERE ARE YOU!?

>>28618755
Ignore my faggotry, didn't notice the horn till it was too late.

>>28618635
*And Insanebow

Bump4burnout

>>28618956
*and Insanebow

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>>28618755
>hes a cowboys fan
>my sides

I'm back and the next post is almost done

Fluttershy fans I'm sorry in advance

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>>28619378
no
no what did you do

>>28619378
I swear to Kek if you do something to that Flutterbooty...

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>>28615159

>The movie starts and everything is going fine
>Rarity of all people is the one to explain away the actual concept of a Sushigirl to the rest of the girls
>You actually wonder how she of all people knows that
>As the story gets going everyone seems to be having a good time and everyone starts picking their favorite characters
>Rarity picks Duke because of his taste in suits
>Applejack goes with Francis because he seems the most normal
>Pinkie loves Crow despite his racism and because it's Mark FREAKING Hamill
>Of course Dash picks Max
>And Fluttershy..
>Fluttershy picks FUCKING FISH
>It's like she is setting herself up for a bad time
>Then it finally happens
>The dinner scene ends and the plot proper starts and the girls realize things are about to get rough
>Rarity seems iffy but doesn't want to say anything
>Applejack is hopeful that things won't get too bad
>Pinkie and Dash are on the edge of their seats
>Trixie is grinning like a sadist watching the girls more than the movie
>And Fluttershy..
>Fluttershy looks like she's afraid to make a sound
>Instinctively you put your arm around her and try to comfort her
"Don't worry it's just a movie" You whisper to her as she huddles into you "None of it is real"
>She looks up with those big eyes of yours and after a second gives you a nod
>Then the first torture scene starts up and she starts clinging to you for dear life
>Each time Max throws a punch or gets mad she tries to huddle into your chest more barely watching the screen
>Then it gets to the part with the ribs
>No one but you and Trix know what's coming next
>The sound is what really sends her over the edge
>Fluttershy shoves her face into your chest and lets out a muffled scream
>Okay that's it
>You reach down as fast as you can a grab the remote and pause it
>Everyone looks at you and Fluttershy
"Yknow what I don't think she's ready for this kind of movie" You say while still barely clinging to the bed "I'm just gonna take her outside for some air"

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>>28619450
>never watched that movie

>>28619450
Never seen that movie, have no idea what's going on.

Who is Fish?

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>>28619450

>Everyone sees you hanging upside down off the bed with a terrified Fluttershy still hiding her face against your chest and silently agree that's a good idea
>With some help from Applejack the two of you get back to your feet and head out of the room
>You make sure to quietly snatch your smokes and lighter from your stuff without Pinkie noticing as you leave
>Once you get into the hall Fluttershy lets you go, but you keep your arm around her just to be safe
>You make your way downstairs and cut through the kitchen towards the back porch and run into Limestone in the kitchen looking for a snack
>She doesn't even notice Fluttershy and just glares directly at you. "What are you doing here?" She asks angrily
>Now despite knowing Pinkie since Elementary School you didn't know Limestone that well
>You did know two things
>She liked working with rocks
>And she hated you
>But right now you only had enough time for one annoying bitch and at least that one was a good kisser
"Pinkie forced me to come to her sleep over tonight." You say before pulling Fluttershy close to you "We were watching a movie and Fluttershy got a little shaken up. I'm taking her out for some air."
>Limestone finally notices Fluttershy and looks her up and down for a second then glares back at you, "Fine, but you better not try anything funny." She growls. "I've got my eye on you." And with that she bumps past you and heads back down for the basement
>What was that supposed to mean
>When did Pinkie become the easiest one to understand in this family
>You make it outside and finally take your arm off of Fluttershy
>The two of you stand there in silence for a couple seconds
>You decide now is as good as anytime and reach for your smokes, lighting up and blowing a plume of smoke towards the sky
>Looked like a storm was gonna roll in
>"I-I'm sorry." Fluttershy finally musters not looking up from the ground, "I didn't mean to ruin the movie for you"

That's where I have to end it for the night

>>28619786
BUT WHO WAS FISH

>>28619562
>>28619721
>>28619795

It's an indie film, it's pretty easy to find and cheap, if you can find it or look up a copy online I highly recommend it

It's very Tarintino-esque and all the actors do a fantastic job

Fish is the one in the chair in the trailer.....he does not have a good time in the movie

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>>28619786
>that's where I have to end it tonight
Well fuck me sideways
[spoilers]thanks for the green

>>28619786
>read about the plot
>that ending
Sounds kinda retarded.

>>28619817
I wanted do more but I'm about to pass out, I'm off for most of the week so expect big dumps of post around tuesday or wensday

>>28619822
The movie is a lot like Reservoir Dogs, it's more about the lead up to the ending, the tension, and the character interaction.

The ending is a little weak but it works with how the dust settles..... It's still a pretty meh ending though

Now I'm off to bed, see you guys in the morning I hope

>>28619883
I will be dead in the morning.

>>28619923
you better be alive anon, I know from a reputable source that this sleepover is gonna end with anon fucking all this bitches through the night, even trixie the sperg is gonna get some

Bump4BurnoutB4Bed

>>28615159
"Well I'm down for anything, put it in." Applejack says plopping herself down on the bed.
-What are we going to do on the bed sugahcube?

>>28620316
*And for InsanebowB4Sleep

>>28621694
I second this!

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>>28601741
>>28604796
>>28605501
>>28613000
>>28614582

Anon doesn't have even the barest clue.

Sorry guys no posts until the afternoon, gotta go take care of stuff at the place I'm getting ready to move into for I don't know how long

will try to get back soonish

>>28620145
Do you know something I don't because as far as I know there are only gonna be three routes and two are obvious

>>28622409
Trixie will have her time in the sun don't you worry Senpai

>>28575113
>You grasped at her ass and began to knead it in your hands
>It was extremely from and tight
>It wasn't exactly big in any regard
>None of her was that large
>She had an absolute petite body
>But her body was tight and muscular
>She made light moans as you continued to grab her ass
>She began to slowly gyrate her hips into your groin
>She slowly moved her hands over to your wrists and lightly grasped them
>She moved your arms up to her sports bra that she had on
>You lifted and was greeted once again by her small breasts
>She was probably barely a B cup
>RD:"D-don't just stare. Keep moving idiot."
>You once again obliged her and began to grasp at her breasts
>You grasped her left with your whole hand but began to play with her nipple on the right
>Once again light moans escaped her mouth
>RD:"A-Anon~"
>You could see her hardy exterior begin to slowly melt away as ecstasy began to take over
>A little bit of drool began to leak out of the side of her mouth
>Her face was absolutely flushed
>You began to lightly pinch her right nipple to see what type of reaction you would get
>She grit her teeth as she bags to hold back some higher noises
>RD:"Anon... please..."
>You got off your back and moved aside your left hand and replaced it with your mouth
>You began to lick and tease her nipple
>She responded by wrapping her arms around your neck to bring you in closer
>She whispered in your ear
>RD:"I-i want it Anon. Give it to me."
>She let go of your neck and you layed back down
>She began to move her hand down your chest until she was right above your athletic shorts
>The you heard it
>No
>Pinkie pls
>The lock on the door clicked and the door swung open
>The profanities flew through your mind as you thought of what a total cock block this was
>Fucking God dammit
>Pinkie was on the other side of the door
>With a devious smile
>Then the unexpected happened
>SMACK
>Your face burst into flame
>RD:"ANON YOU DUMBASS!"
>She then ran out of the room
>What the fuck

>>28623203
>making out going to the next level
>pink!cockblock
>smack to the face and embarrassed Dash
>so much conflicted boner

EMERGENCY BUMP

>>28624200

>>28623203

>Anon accused of rape

>>28619786

>Okay now you feel like shit
>You barely even knew Fluttershy but now you're afraid you've scarred her for life and she's apologizing to YOU
>Time for some damage control
"Fluttershy you didn't ruin anything" You say trying to get her attention "I've seen that movie a hundred times and even if I hadn't it doesn't mean it's your fault that you didn't like it."
>She looks up at you finally. "I-It was just s-so sc-scary" She says
>You notice she's trembling
>Shit
>You had no experience dealing with sad/upset girls
>Pinks and Trix were pretty low maintenance when it came to stuff like this
>Well there is one thing you can try
"I know, here try this" You say fishing your pack out of your pocket and holding out a smoke
>Fluttershy gasps, "B-but that's..."
"Whoa there take it easy." You say calmly. "Just one won't kill you or get you addicted." You try to reassure. "It will help with your nerves though."
>Now Pinkie would probably kill you for this, but it was worth a shot
>And nicotine had never steered you wrong before
>Fluttershy stands there making up here mind for a few seconds, but then she slowly and gingerly took the cigarette out of your hand
>Okay you could work with this now
"Alright now just put it to your lips." You tell her stepping closer and cupping your hand as you grab your lighter. "Now when I light it suck in the smoke but don't breath it, just blow it out okay."
>Fluttershy nods and does as you say as you light up her smoke
>You watch as she carefully blows the first drag's worth out of her mouth
>"It's hot." She says looking at you expectantly
"I know, you'll get used to it." You reassure, "Now next time just breath in and focus on breathing out your nose, then just blow the rest out of your mouth. Take it slow okay."
>You were being careful
>Last thing she needed was to end up coughing her lungs out like you did your first time
>She nods and you watch her do as you say
>She does cough but nothing too bad
>It looks like she's calming down

Quick update between errands, more to come a little later

>>28623203
Based Insanebow returns

>>28624578
Anon, what are you doing!? Don't give FS a cigarette!

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>>28624578
Tree Hugger is going to be so happy with this development.

Bumpin this shit.

Mega Bump

>>28624578
Inb4
> Anon gets Flutters addicted to smokes
> She can't muster the courage to buy them herself
> Whores herself out to him for smokes
> Becomes so used to it she associates the craving for cigarettes with Anon fucking her
> Literally addicted to Anon's dick

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>>28624578
CORUPTING MY WAIFU
E N O U G H
MILLION
PEPE
ASSAULT

>>28624578
>>28626578
She really shouldn't be smoking while pregnant either.

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>>28626592
S T O P
RASENGAN

Ultimate Bumperino

>>28624578

>Okay, it looks like your plan is working
>Now what
>You try to think of what you usually do whenever you need to cheer Trix or Pinks up
>Wait
>That might work
"So, we know that movie isn't your thing." You finally say breaking the silence. "So what kind of movies do you like?"
>"O-oh, well um, I like Disney movies." Fluttershy says thoughtfully. "A-and movies about animals."
"Oh yeah? That makes sense." You say. "I mean you volunteer down at the shelter all the time so you must really like animal huh?"
>"Oh yes, I just love all the cute little things there." Fluttershy says perking up.
"I bet, why don't you tell me about them."
>And just like that your plan works
>Fluttershy just starts going on and on about all the animals at the shelter
>She's so busy telling you about all the puppies and kitties that she doesn't even think about anything from the movie
>You smile as you stub out what's left of your cigarette on the porch and light up another
>She had that same sparkle in her eyes Trixie got when talking about magic or Pinkie when she was planning a party for someone special
>Warmed the cockles of your cold dead heart
>You also really notice Fluttershy's body for the first time
>You really didn't take much notice of her at school because you were always afraid you'd scare her or something
>And earlier during the sleep over you'd been....kinda distracted
>But now that it was just the two of you, you let your eyes wander and you just had to say
>DAMN!
>I mean you knew she was like super cute
>But wearing just that nightdress you got to really see that figure
>Great legs
>Plump ass
>And them titties
>Probably the only pair that rivaled Pinkie's
>You could have probably stayed there for a while admiring the view
>But then you heard the porch door open
"Anon I can't believe you and the others actually enjoy that movie. It's just so barbaric." Rarity said joining you on the porch. "Fluttershy, is that a cigarette!?"
>Well fuck

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>>28627074
ohno

>>28627074

>Now in your head offering Fluttershy a smoke to help chill out had seemed like a good idea
>At the time
>You knew Pinkie would be pissed at you
>But you never actually thought about what the others might think
>You might have wanted to think about it though
>Cause right now you looked like that guy in every after school special who passed out the drugs to innocent kids
>And Fluttershy was still the poster child for PURE
>Hell just looking at her right now staring wide eyed at Rarity in surprise you just wanted to give her a hug and some chocolate milk
>But instead you gave her a cigarette
>Smooooth
"Whoa, whoa easy Rarity." You say putting up your hands in defense, "It's not what it looks like."
>Why is it that no one ever listens when you say that
>"Oh, then what exactly am I looking at?" She asked crossing her arms and looking at you suspiciously
>Shit, what happened to the girl you're were pretty sure was flirting with you earlier in the night
>Wait, was that flirting?
>You hoped it was flirting
>Questions for later
>Focus
>Rarity mad now, Anon possibly in danger
"Listen I just gave her the one okay." You start off nervously. "I just wanted to calm her down a little and try to get her mind off things you know." You say turning back and glancing at Fluttershy. "And look, it worked. Fluttershy show me your hand."
>Fluttershy blinked a few times but then nodded and held up the hand not holding the smoke
"See, you've already stopped shaking," You say with a smile as Fluttershy marvels to herself.
>Rarity looks at the two of you and after a second lets out a sigh. "That's wonderful darling." She says smiling at Fluttershy. "But please don't give her another." She says looking back to you.
"Don't worry, I wasn't planning on it." You admit
>Sure you always kind of wanted a girl that you could smoke with
>But Fluttershy was much too pure for that
>You didn't want to be a bad influence on her
>Even though you were totally a bad influence on her

>>28627343
Is the mega dump still on for tomorrow? This shit is good.

>Be Anon
> Currently surrounded by six attractive girls playing truth or dare
> Rainbow looks at you with a malicious grin
>"truth or dare anon?"
>Time to go balls out on this smug cunt
"Dare."
>Her smile seemed to stretch to her ears
>"I dare you to kiss someone here, mouth on mouth, tongue included."
>You stand up and walk slowly to where the smug cunt is sitting
>In a quick motion you pick her up bridal style and give her the most passionate kiss of her life
>After about half a minute you break the kiss
>Dash struggles to form words
>"Ohmygosh....Anon...that was."
>Before she can finish you interrupt her
"Hail to the king baby"

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>>28627562
my niggah

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>>28627562
Have we done an Ashanon story yet?

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>>28627562

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>>28627593
>this
when will the mane 7 find the necronomicon and why won't it be soon enough

>>>28627562
It's funny, I'm writing all my post while Watching Ash vs The Evil Dead right now

>>28627505
I don't know, the date I'm moving into my new place got moved up so I've got to spend time tomorrow pack up shit

Will try to post whenever I can

>>28627615
How about Anon that acts like Ash?

>>28627627
>overconfident and smooth and silk
my penis is ready

>>28627343

>As if reading your mind and wanting to prove you wrong Fluttershy decides to speak up "Rarity, thanks for worrying, But Anon's been really nice"
>"Oh has he now?" Rarity asked turning to you and batting her eye with a smile
>Seriously
>Was this how really hot girls flirt
>Felt like you were trying to interpret smoke signals
>Whatever if there was one thing you had master in life it was shooting the shit while smoking
"It was the least I could do" You say going back to working on your second cigarette "I mean I was the one who forgot the movie was in my bag after all"
>"Well isn't that gentlemanly of you" Rarity's smile widens by just a fraction and damn, it feels like she has you around her finger already
>Again you literally have to fight with your eyes to keep them from going to Rarity's tits
>You look into her eyes
>Okay somehow that wasn't much better
>Play it cool nigga
"Well I try" You say trying to act as smooth as possible
>She giggles "Well it's certainly refreshing" She says "But I can't see why such a nice boy like you would enjoy such an awful movie"
"It's actually a really good movie especially for an independent film" You say trying to defend your taste in movies if only a little "Plus I like crime movies" You clarify "So what part made you leave?"
>Rarity cringes a little, "I left because of that dreadful scene with the sock"
>Okay, you knew where they were now at least
>You still have a little time to kill
>"You know darling that really is a filthy habit" Rarity chimes back in pointing a well manicured finger at your cigarette
"That's what they tell me" You say with a humorless laugh
>"Um she is r-right Anon" Fluttershy adds meekly "And it's bad for you t-too"
>You smile at her and notice that somehow despite being almost done with your second she's barely down to half
"Yeah but they told me the same thing when I wanted to tryout for football" You laugh stubbing out your cigarette and taking Fluttershy's out of her hand
>She'd had enough

Bump4BurnoutB4Bed

>>28627593
I once tried to last October. Unfortunately, I was on painkillers, and it was fucked up. Like, it had Karl Pilkington in it I think.

>>28628283
*And InsanebowB4Sleep

>>28628103
>>Seriously
>>Was this how really hot girls flirt
>>Felt like you were trying to interpret smoke signals
my sides

anyone knows any good EqG greens to while waiting for writefags?

>>28628472

Is Beans dead?

>>28629166
BathhouseAnon in Insanebow's paste in is pretty great and one of the only good greens for the crystal prep girls

>>28629166
Would recommend FulLR3tarD's Homecoming Anon. It's pretty top tier

>>28630342

Bump-a-ro

page 9 bump

Bump4Burnout

>>28633450
*and Insanebow

>>28631126
RETARD IS THIS REAL http://pastebin.com/kkwAa01N

>>28628103
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? SERIOUSLY MAN!

>>28628103

>You still have a little bit of time to kill before heading back inside so you make small talk with Rarity and Fluttershy
>Nothing big
>You did ask Rarity how much it would cost for her to make you a suit
>Then you found out that between labor and material costs you were better suited band t-shirts and jeans
>Rarity did say that she'd be happy to let you come over and take your measurements
>Again man, fucking smoke signals man
>Then once you were sure you were pretty much in the clear with the movie you decided to head back upstairs
>Rarity lead the way and you had to admit you'd been more than a little hypnotized by the way her hips swayed as you followed her up the stairs.
>DatAssMan.jpg
>Once you enter you see the rest of the girls glued to the tv
>Well at least some of them liked the movie
>Once they realize you're all back Pinkie paused the movie and ran over to Fluttershy and captured her in a big hug
>"Oh my gosh Fluttershy, I'm soooo sorry the movie freaked you out." She says while squeezing the girl. "Are you feeling better?" She asks finally letting her go.
>"Th-thanks Pinkie Pie, but I-I'm feeling much better thanks to Anon." Fluttershy stutters
>Aw, something about the way she said that just made you wanna blush
>But then you notice Pinkie making a weird face
>And then she starts sniffing the air
>"Fluttershy why do you smell like smoke?" She asks while looking right at you
>In fact everyone turns to look at you all of a sudden
>Damn it Pinkie
>Wait
>No
>You can still fix this
>You hope
>Brain run Bullshit.exe
"That's my fault." You say with a guilty half smile. "While we were out there I decided to have a couple smokes while I was calming her down." You say reaching into your shorts and fishing out the pack to show the rest. "You know how that smell just sticks to everything right?"
>You try to subtly nudge Rarity
>C'mon back me up here
>Please

Sorry for the late update, been a busy day, will try to get some more posts in

>>28634230
Is good, glad you could update

>>28634230

>Thankfully Rarity picks up on what you're try to do
>"He's telling the truth." She says getting everyone's attention. "And aside from indulging in that dreadful habit he treated Fluttershy like an utter gentleman." She said smiling at you
>Okay
>You're making a note to learn how to read smoke signals when you get home
>"Alright, but Nonny what have I told you about smoking?" Pinkie says wagging a finger at you
>You sigh, "Something something bad for you something something you should come to a party something something." You say sarcastically
>That actually gets a laugh from Trixie and Dash
>Pinkie is way less amused
>"She's right y'know." Applejack says from her spot on the bed, "But Pinkie just be glad he doesn't do dip. It's plum disgust'n and I wish I could get Big Mac to quit."
>"Applejack that's like totally not the point." Pinkie says with her hands on her hips
>"Yeah, yeah we get it." Dash cuts in "Smokings bad m'kay, can we just give it a rest and get back to the movie already?"
>Wow, did not expect Dash to come through with the save
>Pinkie turns back to you and does that thing where she points to both her eyes then to you and repeats it a few times to let you know this isn't over before moving back to her spot by the tv
>Yeah, you could expect another lecture later
>You post up against the wall where you can see the tv
>As Pinkie starts the movie Flutterhy kind of just wanders over to you
>She scootches in right beside you
>"Th-thank you for not te-telling them about you know what." She whispers to you
"Hey, us smokers have got to look out for one another right?" You grin down at her
>She gives you a smile and you decide to see just where you're at in the movie
>You see that it looks like they just hit the climax and they're moving on to Duke's big speech scene
>You're right at the end
>But something is nagging at the back of your mind
>That's when the big twist happens
>Oh no

>>28634718
I can't wait for the next part, my sperg side gets angry, I need all the story dude

>>28634718

>You done goofed
>Not just goofed, you just went the full Goof Troop
>How could you forget the finger scene
>Actually you knew how
>Because you never had to watch this movie anyone who was super sensitive before
>Well, except for Flash
>And it was fun watching him be a big pussy
>But not Fluttershy
>She triggered all the Kamen rider instincts inside of you
>You wanted to protect that smile
>As the scene starts building to what you know is about to happen everything starts moving in slow motion
>You have to do something
>You turn and look at Fluttershy
>She's watching the movie
>Fluttershy why you do this to me
"Fluttershy you should close your..."
>it's too late
>It happens
>What has been seen can never be unseen
>This is the path you chose
>You hear Rarity gasp
>Applejack wince
>Pinkie oooh's
>Dash just cheers "Awesome."
>And Trixie just chuckles at all their reactions
>But Fluttershy....
>She just goes pale as a sheet
>Okay this may have just escalated to a few new levels of 'not good'
"Hey, hey, hey Fluttershy." You whisper to her "You okay?" You ask putting a hand on her shoulder
>That was a stupid question
>She actually wasn't looking good at all
>"A-Anon I..."
>And that's when it happens
>What little color Fluttershy had left leaves her face
>Her hands go to her stomach
>And what was in her stomach comes up to say hi to you
>You swear you can hear Simon and Garfunkle playing in your ears right now

one or two more posts left for tonight

>>28635034
>didn't watch the movie
What happens in this scene to cause that reaction?

>>28635129
Nothing too major

someone gets their finger cut off with a cigar cutter

You gotta remember that Fluttershy is sensitive

Just be glad she wasn't around for the other three torture scenes

>>28635034
>You swear you can hear Simon and Garfunkle playing in your ears right now
i got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>28635034
>one or two more posts left for tonight
nooooooo

>>28635034

>You are Pinkie Pie
>And your slumber party hadn't really gone how you'd planned
>It hadn't been all bad
>Nonny came and a lot fun stuff happened
>You'd gotten to see him play bass again
>He'd gotten along with your friends
>Well most of them
>Even Trixie seemed to be having fun too
>She hadn't even gotten mad at you for no reason once
>You'd even gotten to hold Nonny's hand
>He hadn't done that with you in years
>Well at least not on his own
>But then there was also some bad stuff
>Rainbow and Nonny really didn't get along
>But then she went and kissed him
>Not even your Pinkie-sense could have predicted that
>And you really didn't know how to feel about the kiss
>Actually you knew how it made you feel
>You just didn't want to think about it
>Then he had to go and start smoking again
>You really wish he'd quit
>You don't want to have to visit him in the hospital some day
>Still at least he'd been on his best behavior for once
>Even after Fluttershy had thrown up on him
>Nonny just stood there
>You were afraid he'd actually get mad
>But then he just did that thing where he takes a really deep breath and breaths out his nose and stopped Fluttershy from trying apologize
>You knew Nonny would never get mad at her
>He may act mean but he was really just your big sweetie deep down
>Once he was sure she was okay he grabbed his clothes and said he was going to get a shower
>You should probably go check on him
>But first you had to see if Fluttershy was okay
>Right now Applejack and Rarity were trying to calm her down while Dash went to get her some water
>She'd felt so bad about she'd done to Nonny that she almost cried
>Trixie even looked like she felt sorry for her
>"Hey Pinkie."
>"Yeah Trixie."
>"Trixie thought it might be a good idea to have some stomach medicine for tonight." She said. "It's in her bag."
>"Oh! That's great let me get it!" You cheer running over to Trixie's stuff
>"No Pinkie Wait!"
>You open the bag and what you find inside wasn't medicine

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>>28635570
WELL... FUCK

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>>28635570
What a fucking ride we're having here folks

>>28635570
>>You open the bag and what you find inside wasn't medicine
wew

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>>28635570
Oh my, now just what was Trixie planning to go down later that night?

>>28636039
I think that's the vodka that Anon told Trixie to get.

>>28635570

>You are Anon
>And right now standing in Pinkie's shower you've reached a level of zen
>A lot has happened tonight
>You'd put on a show for Trixie, Pinkie, and her friends
>Started a war of attrition with the chick with the biggest hateboner for your team ever
>Then made out with said chick
>And to cap it all off you may have just scarred the most innocent girl you've ever met
>And made her throw up all over your crotch
>So that happened
>Also you're still not sure if Rarity had been flirting with you
>You hoped she was
>But Nigga you was a realist
>Also thanks to your newly found Zen-like clarity you also realize you kinda agreed to a date with Applejack and not even known it
>So your love life had gone from zero to way too fucking complicated real damn fast
>Somewhere in the back of your head you hear Flash say "You say that like it's a bad thing"
>Now you feel like you really want to punch Flash
>But in a Zen way
>So with like Kung-fu
>Wow even with Zen-like focus your ADD was still a sonuvabitch
>But man with all this shit on your mind you you needed more than a cigarette to chill you out
>You needed a drink AND a cigarette
>Too bad with the way things were going you wouldn't have a chance of getting that until everyone had gone to sleep
>Oh well, no use crying over unpoured vodka
>You were Irish, not Russian
>You turn off the shower
>You towel yourself off and grab your jeans, the only piece of clothes you had
>Fluttershy's aim had been pretty good
>She'd managed not to get a single drop on the floor
>mostly because whatever hadn't hit your crotch just so happened to land on your other t-shirt
>You sighed and pulled your jeans on
>Time to go commando
>You head back to Pinkie's room and it's weirdly quiet
"Hey guys did I miss any...thing"
>Trixie is sitting on the floor looking really guilty
>All the girls are looking at you
>Pinkie looks pissed
>And she's holding a handle of vodka
>Well fuck
>You really getting tired with saying that too

And that's it for the night incase you haven't noticed I love cliffhangers

Doing more house shit tomorrow, will try to post one or two bits in the morning before I leave, but I'm making no promises

>>28636127
I'll still be here, hanging around creepily, breathing in your neck

>>28636230
Considering I'm writing a lewd >Green text for a bunch of brony's on 4chan I'd say that was par for the course

>>28636105
Fuck you Pinkie, the guys had a hell of a night, let him fucking drink.

Bump4PartyPooperPinkie

Not gonna lie, having a problem with figuring out where I want to go now

>>28636105
Oh it was just a bottle of vodka? I was expecting either a dildo, vibrator or condoms.

bumping from page 9

>>28636644
Well , think in the moment when rainbow punch anon because you can put something there and remember ponk time in the room to , but do your best Insanebow , i ike your green

>>28637124

>>28636105

>Okay, so Pinkie was pissed
>At you
>And hopefully only you
>Trixie looks a little like a scolded puppy
>But otherwise She looks fine
>And it didn't actually look like any of the other girls are mad at you two either
>Dash actually looks like she's expecting a show
>Fuck you too bitch
>But still Pinkie is pissed
>At you
>This was rare
>Usually it was the other way around
>But you had one ace up your sleeve
>Because you knew that just like how you could never stay mad at her, she couldn't stay mad at you
>You just had to be smooooth
>....
>Because that had worked for you so well for you tonight
>Whatever, focus
"Aw Pinkie, you got me a present." You say jokingly. "You shouldn't have"
>That got a laugh out of Dash
>Pinkie is still not amused
>"Anon."
>Okay, she's actually using your name
>Never a good sign
>"What did I tell you about bringing booze to the party?"
>Remember Anon, be smooth
"Well first off I didn't actually bring any booze."
>Trixie gives you a "What the fuck nigga?" look and you try sending her your best "Just trust me here" look back.
"And you never said that I COULDN'T bring booze." You point out. "You just said it wasn't THAT kind of party."
>That's when you see the realization dawn on Pinkie
>Just have to press the advantage now
"And I just thought why not MAKE it that kind of party" You say with a dramatic shrug
>This got another laugh from Dash
>And a giggle from Rarity
>You're getting the crowd on your side
>And Pinkie was looking less mad
>Keep going
"I mean you invited me Trix here so we could make friends, right Pinks?"
>Ha! You knew using the nickname would work
>She looks even less mad now
"And what better way to get to know each other than to have a couple drinks?" You say like it's the most obvious thing.
>"He does kinda have a point Pinkie." Applejack said with a chuckle
>"And a few drinks really wouldn't hurt." Rarity chimes in
>Yes, peer pressure
>Your long lost friend has returned
>C'mon Pinkie

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>>28638202
God bless my fucked up sleep cycle

Gotta do some more house stuff

Will try to be back and posting late afternoon/early evening if I can

Also for anyone who hadn't voted in this thread here the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11360883

May or may not actually use it to decide who wins the Anonbowl, but I still like seeing who you all vote for

>>28638365
Ponk

>>28638365
Trix

>>28638951
>>28639161
>>28638365
Why not both?

>>28639219
That is a good idea

>>28639219
Now this nigga gets it

But for anyone who wasn't there for last thread Pink and Trix are guaranteed to get the D, the poll is mostly to find out who will be the third and final one to get a taste

Posting from phone hope to get back home in an hour or two of lucky

>>28639914
Dash. She needs to get dicked for what she's done

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>>28639928
True, none should get away with Slandering the name of Sir Ronnie James Dio

>>28638202
What kind of party is it without a sesh?

>>28640499

>>28638365

>not cigarette-chan

come on guys

>>28641040

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Whoa sorry guys, came home and started up my computer and then fell right to sleep, gonna eat something and try to get a few posts in before I pass out again

Stay tuned

>>28641808
And forgot my Tag....been a long day

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>>28641820

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>>28638202

"See Pinkie, few drinks between friends won't hurt, right guys?" You say looking to Fluttershy, Trixie, and even Dash for some support
>"R-right, Trixie is always happy to share a drink with friends."
>"U-um, I've ne-never tried alcohol before." Fluttershy shyly admitted, "But, um, I guess I wouldn't mind trying just a little."
>Okay, you were really a terrible influence
>Then you look to Dash
>She was the inevitable wild card
>Your pride says fuck her
>But your brain is screaming Temptation's lyrics
>Cause You Ain't too Proud to Beg
>Brain wins out and you send her a quick pleading look
>Because right now you could really a drink
>Dash actually looked deep in thought
>For like a milisecond
>Then she just grinned at you
>"Hell yeah Pinkie, now the real party can get started!" She cheered throwing her arms up
>Dash I could kiss you right now
>Oh wait, that happened already
>Heh, nice
>But you turn to Pinkie and put a hand on her shoulder
"See Pinkie, we're all good here." You say giving her a big smile
>She looks a little unsure, first looking to the bottle and then to you
>"Okay Nonny, we can drink." She said making you actually want to be the one to hug her this time, "But..."
>Damnit
>"Only if you promise you won't let things get out of hand." She said looking you in the eyes
>You just smile
"Pinkie I promise..."
>"No, not a regular promise." She says cutting you off by pressing a finger to your lips. "I want a Pinkie Promise." She said sternly
>What
>Seriously
>You hear the other girls start to giggle
>Except for Trixie
>"A what now?" She says looking at you confused
"C'mon Pinkie we're not..."
>"Pinkie." She interrupts pressing her finger back to your lips a little more firmly, "Promise."
>Yeesh, what were you, 8
"Fine." You sigh as you get ready to do the little hand motions, "I promise, cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>RIP in peace dignity
>Pinkie smile is like the sun as she hugs you
>"Alrighty then." She squeals

>>28642642
thank you based burnout

>>28642642

>Okay, dignity wasn't such a big loss when you could feel the tig ol biddies pressing against your chest and vodka was about to flow
>Pinkie lets you go and hands you the bottle, "Okay, I'll be right back with some cups." Pinkie says before skipping out of the room
>You let out a breath you hadn't realized you were holding and take a seat on the floor
>After a second Trixie moves over to sit beside you
>"Soooo..." She says giving you a smug look, "Pinkie Promise huh?"
>You roll your eyes
"Long story."
>She giggles, "Anything you wanna share?" She asks. "I mean I know you get real talkative when you get drunk."
>Okay now that there were no longer any tits pressed against you you start to mourn your dignity
"You wanna hear that you're gonna have to work at it." You say with a smirk.
>"I can't believe you and Trixie were holding out on us with the good stuff Anon." Dash says taking her spot across from you on the floor again.
>Praise
>And from Dash
>The end must be nigh
"I like to think we were just saving the best for last." You joke putting an arm around Trixie so she can soak up the praise with you.
>You could tell she liked it
>You could see her blushing already
>"Well still that took some real guts to do." Applejack chuckles as the rest of the girls move to join you on the floor.
"Nah, it wasn't anything big. Plus Trixie was the one who did most of the work." You figure this is the best time to make Trixie look good at the party. "I just handled all the talking"
>"And my you certainly did." Rarity giggled. "Who knew you were such a charmer."
>Okay, depending on how much you had to drink in the next few minutes you may just take a shot with Rarity
>Because fuck smoke signals
"Well let's just say I'm full of surprises." You joke earning an elbow in the ribs from Trixie
>Before you can say anything Pinkie hops back into the room, "I'm back guys!" She declared holding up a bag of solo-cups
>Now it was time to get to business

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>>28642888
ohhh boi

>>28601907
Anon didn't have to answer his. And masturbating to fan fiction of a children's adventure book series is way more embarrassing than jerking off to cute girls in your age group. He wouldn't have even had to name who he jerked it to.

>>28601957
Or kiss each of them once.

>>28602113
Harem it my dude. All the Pies and the main 6 + Trixie.

Do you think Trixie would taste like the Trix cereal?

>>28642938
but anon, it's no big deal, I've fapped to rarity a million times and it doesn't make me worse than those spergs fapping to twinbright sprinkles

>>28610096
Why would anyone follow you? Toucan Sam ass mother fucker.

>>28642957
Not gonna lie, in the last few days I toyed with the idea of going full harem, not saying I will, still have plans for 3 main routes but we'll see how I feel

Silly brony, Trix is for Anon

>>28642982
Not sure if anyone would follow me, but I considered depending on how the idea I have for an ending is received continuing in a purely Burnout themed >green thread

Am open to your guy's thoughts

>>28643025
rarara needs the D, she's been asking for it all this time

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>>28643051

>>28643051
>>28643089

True, but I'm trying not to let my waifu inclination interfere with the natural course of the story

But yeah, Anon may not be able to understand what she is putting down, but she is thirty for a tall glass of Mr.Flips if you know what I mean

>>28643094
Explain further.

>>28643116
Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this; sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard... (now somebody make an alternate follow up of the story where rara gets all the D she royaly deserves)

>>28643116
Which part

The part about waifu interference

or

The part about Rarity wanting Anon to take her out for a lovely romantic evening and then take her to a 7 day 6 night vacation get away to pound town

>>28643122
I'm always cautious of Butterfly effects or would it be a Fluttershy effect in this world?

>>28643094
>but she is thirty for a tall glass of Mr.Flips
are you from the fucking 1940's the fuck does any of that mean

>>28643150
all the outcomes are real man, you just need to look at the right places to make them come out (this is some deep shit)

>>28638365
All of them. And all the side character girls for good measure.

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>>28643183
>Anon messes up everything
>Has no choice but to An Hero
>Wakes up back in Pinkies shower
>Goes full Subaru from Re:Zero
>Keeps repeating until he gets the secret perfect ending

pic related: secretly how Pinkie and Trixie feel about Anon

>>28643236
you know your stuff man, We need this.

>>28642958
I believe you have missed my point.
Masturbating to real girls is considered socially acceptable. Masturbating to fan fiction of a child's series is not.
Has this elucidated matters?

>>28643025
I was referring specifically to beans there.

>>28643276
Yeah, just going to confirm this now, there will never be any time travel in this or any >green I do

I hate Time Travel so much, it's probably the only thing I hate more than soccer

Sorry rest of the world that you love the gayest and shittiest of sports that is

>>28643296
Duly noted friendo

>>28643236
Huh, Pinkie and Trixie threesome. Don't think I've ever seen this one done.

>>28643339
kek, so, when is anon bonig trixie? do anybody know of a related green while I wait?

>>28643407
http://pastebin.com/u/BrownieTown
Best AnonXTrixie writefriend ever.

>>28644344

>>28644344

>>28642888

>Pinkie plops down next to you completing the circle and passes you the cups
>You take your arm from around Trixie and reach over to where your unattended case of soda had been sitting pulling it to the center next to the bottle
"Okay girls, I'm Anon and I'll be your bartender for the night." You say jokingly earning a few giggles from the girls. "And tonight our drink special is what I like to call a Bargain Screwdriver." You say as you pull out the cups and crack open the vodka.
>You make sure as you pour to give Fluttershy's cup a little less vodka than the others
>It's her first time and she did just throw up a little while ago
>Plus she's too pure for you to want to get her hammered
>Of course that doesn't stop you from pouring the rest of what would be her helping into your cup
>Because fuck you need this drink
"Okay so since we're all here for a good time I suggest we have a little drinking game. In the spirit of friendship of course" You say giving Pinkie a look which earns you smile from her before you start mixing in the orange soda
>"Oh, and what exactly did you have in mind Anon?" Rarity asks coyly
>You grin at her before answering as you finish mixing the last of the drinks
"The name of the game ladies...and Dash," You smirk as she flips you off as you pass around the drink, "Is 'I've Never', rules are simple, One of us shares a little something with the group that they've never done before, and then anyone who has done that something takes a drink." You explain
>"Sounds right simple enough." Applejack says
>"Ooooh, this sounds like fun." Pinkie said clapping her hands
>"I'm down, but who's going first?" Dash asked picking up her cup impatiently
"Well since it was my idea I guess I can start you off with an easy one." You grin holding up your cup. "I've never been involved in any of the crazy magic crap that keeps happening at school." You say confidently
>You laugh but the you realize everyone is just staring at you in surprise
"What?"

Hey does anyone remember what the name of the dance from the first EQ movie was called

Been a while since I saw that one and also may sit down and force myself to watch the latest one

>>28646792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaUVSwK1OKI
I hope you don't mean this one.

>>28646842
Fuck no, I meant the name of the SCHOOL DANCE, I think it was the fall formal but I don't remember and I don't feel like looking it up on some random wiki

Also has anyone seen the new movie and tell me if it was as bad as Friendship Games, I just want to know what to brace myself for

>>28646874
Yeah that's the Fall Formal.

>>28646899
groovy

Gonna do a few things then try to knock out a few more posts

>>28646874
Personally I'd put them on about the same level. There was neat new stuff, like the powers, but nothing to really steal the show. Aside from dem hips. I think my favorite part was seeing Sunset having come into her own as a cheerful, supportive friend and leader.

>>28646842
>He doesn't like the EG Stomp
Boi

Finally done doing my shit, gonna work on some posts

Please stand by

>>28647966
rip

>>28644846
thank you based anon

>>28647966
I stand around because standing by is for fags

>>28646338

>They all just keep staring at you
>Even Trixie
>Of course Dash was the one to break the silence
>"What do you mean you weren't there for any of that stuff?" She asks
>You just shrug
"I mean I really wasn't around for things getting all weird and magic-y"
>"Now I find that just a little hard to believe Anon." Applejack says giving you a skeptical
"Harder to believe than most everyone here magically growing pony ears and tails and shit." You say matching her skepticism
>"What I think we're all wondering dear is...how?" Rarity offered with a look of genuine curiosity
>You sigh
>Guess you might as well tell the story
FLASHBACK:
>It's the night of the Fall Formal
>And man did you hate school dances
>You didn't even want to come
>But even though Pinkie had been busy with her friends and that really weird new chick all week she made you promise you'd come
>That and you knew Trixie wanted to come so you had be here just to keep her company
>Nothing like going stag together right
>Still you were glad you could still sneak out back without Celestia and Luna seeing you so you could grab a smoke and quick shot from your flask
>You were about half way through you're smoke and about to take the first hit off your flask when you heard some crazy shit and saw some weird lights from near the front of the school
>Against your better instinct you head around the school to investigate
>Weren't ready for what you saw
>You don't know how, you don't know why, but there was Sunset Shimmer and her weird little flunkies
>And they were flying
>Because they were demons
>And then out marched everyone from school
>And they were zombies
>So you stood there for a minute
>Weighed your options
>And then noped right the fuck out of there
FLASHBACK END:
>"So you just ran away?" Dash asked looking at you like you were crazy
"Fuck yeah I did, bitch turned into a demon and had an army of zombies, what was I supposed to do? Blow smoke at her?"

>>28648176
And here we have Anon: the Element of Common Sense.

>>28648176
inb4 sexual never have I ever

>>28648176
>"Fuck yeah I did, bitch turned into a demon and had an army of zombies, what was I supposed to do? Blow smoke at her?"
kek

>>28648235
>inb4 Everybody is fucking in UFO's

>>28648291
sheeeeiiiiit rob what you doing here

>>28648310
Fucking corpses, drag racing dragula's, the norm

>>28648176
Based Anon.
Based as fuck.

>>28648176

>Trixie then proceeded to punch you in the arm
>Hard
>Well, hard for her at least
"Ow, hey what was that for?" You ask as Trixie just glares at you
>"So you just left me there as zombie?!" She growls hitting you again
"Ow, fuck, hey I came back remember?"
FLASHBACK:
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>How could you be so stupid
>You'd managed to get almost a block away from school before you realized that you'd left Pinkie and Trixie back at the school
>And despite every sane voice screaming at you inside your head you were now running back towards the school to try and save them
>You did a quick meantal inventory of everything you had
>1 flask Dutch Courage
>1 and a half packs of smokes
>2 lighters
>And your pocket knife
>Yeah, you totally had all you needed to take on the school's biggest and meanest fucking cunt with full on demon powers and her army of darkness
>Could really use a chainsaw and boomstick right about now
>Oh well, at least this would be probably the coolest way to die ever
>You weren't ready for what you saw when you got back to school
>There was Pinkie
>And she was flying
>And she had a tail
>in fact her, her friends, and the new girl were putting on some kinda rainbow light show in the sky
>And then proceeded to bitchsmack the cunt queen of darkness with said rainbow
>And then a dog started talking
>In the face of all of this there was only one thing you could do
>light up another smoke and get wildly drunk
FLASHBACK END:
>"Aw Nonny, I had no idea you came back to save me." Pinkie gushed pulling you face first into her tits with another crushing hug
>Hello tits, good to see you too
>Once she'd let you go you felt another pair of arms wrap around you from behind
>"Sorry for hitting you....thanks for coming back for me" Trixie all but whispered before letting go
>Okay, now you were starting to blush
"Course I came back for you two, if I didn't who else could I find to put up with my shit." You laugh nervously

>>28648484
wew things are heating up

>>28648484

>"Still Nonny I had no idea you were drunk at the dance" Pinkie said looking a little embarrassed all of a sudden
"Pinkie I downed an entire flask of straight vodka in less than a minute" You say dryly "I don't even remember how I got home that night"
>"You're welcome by the way" Trixie says lightly slapping your arm "Though that explains how I got you to agree to dance with me" She grinned
>You go pale
"Shit, I actually danced that night?" You ask feeling what little dignity you'd managed to get back from earlier slowly dying again
>"Oh yeah you did." Trixie grinned even more. "And sang too."
FLASHBACK:
>You are The Great and Powerful Trixie
>And you were currently doing your best to help a very obviously drunk Anon back to his house as he leaned against you
"I know, I know, I kno-oh-oh-ow, I know just who I am! And what's in my head is my is that I don't really give damn! Just who you think I am!" He drunkenly sang rocking against you as you led him back home
>A part of you knew you should be recording this right now to show him later
>Buuuut
>He did slow dance with you
>So you could keep this a secret for him
>At least for now
FLASHBACK END:
"Somebody kill me now" You moaned just thinking of whatever kind of ass you'd made of yourself that night
>"Okay, but what about the other two times?" Applejack cut in pulling you from your self-pity
"Huh? Oh, well during the battle of the bands I was in detention."
FLASHBACK:
>Be Anon
>The only guy in school not attending the big battle of the bands
>Even whatever teacher was on detention duty for the week had just signed you in then left locking you in the room while they went to go watch the bands
>Have no clue about the magic shit going down in the gym because you're rocking out with your head phones in instead of doing homework
"Attention student body! Hello faculty! Show of hands how many of you here have met me!" You sang oblivious to brainwashing song going currently flooding the school
FLASHBACK END:

>>28648704
Bonus points to whoever gets the two song references in the last post

>>28648704
>>28648716
AYYY YO BOSS
i know that second one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQB5QtIw8U

>>28648716
1: Less than Jake - Last one out of Liberty City
2: The Mighty Mighty BossTones - Highschool dance
done without google

>>28648754
Christ, I feel old now....

>>28648739
>>28648754
Mah Niggas

>>28648779
The Rest of my life was one of my favorites by Less than Jake. Hits home now that I'm a bit more older.

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>>28648797
Oh yeah, their lyrics hurt even more when you're out of work for over a year

Also about a year and a half back my future housemate got me VIP tickets to one of their shows and I got to meet the band, easily on of the coolest moments in my life

>>28648891
fucking jealous

>>28648941
Oh that's not all, when I went I took a copy of The Digimon the Movie soundtrack CD another friend got me to take to get signed by them since that's how I first heard them, and it turns out they'd never actually seen a copy despite knowing they were on it

Turns out Saban spent so much money getting the rights to all the songs they couldn't afford to send any of them gratis copies

So according to Chris and Roger themselves I was the first ever fan to get a signed copy of that from them in history

Next post is almost done btw

>>28648977
Digimon the Movie, that brings back good memories

>>28648704

>"Okay, but how did you miss the finals?" Dash asked eyeing you suspiciously, "The whole school was there for that."
"Oh that's easy, I was grounded all weekend for getting detention." You say simply stealing a quick drink from your cup
>Fuck the rules, this was taking too long
>Oh sweet vodka, how I missed you so
"Pinkie just told me about everything that happened on Monday."
>"Well it can't be helped." Trixie said grabbing your arm. "But now that I know you play bass you're definitely gonna enter it with me next year." She declared smugly
>"Nu-uh." Pinkie said grabbing your other arm, "He's gonna play with us next year." She insisted
>"Uh Pinkie, we already got a bassist." Applejack said giving her a perturbed look.
>"Heh, oops, my bad." Pinkie sheepishly admitted before letting go of your arm
>You laughed and didn't notice Trixie stick her tongue out at her before she also let go of your arm
>"B-but then where were you during everything that happened during the friendship games?" Fluttershy asked
"Oh that, I just ditched during those." You laughed
FLASHBACK:
>Be Anon
>Be currently hiding on the other side of the school instead of your usual place behind the bleacher to smoke so no one pulls you into all this friendship games BS
>"So why is it you're not joining all your little classmates in the day's events my boy?" The Janitor Mr. Discord asked as he smoked from his novelty bubble blowing pipe
"Mr.D some of the events include cake baking, bird house building, competitive math, and a triathlon with archery, roller derby, and motocross. There's no way I'm having any part of that." You say taking a long drag
>Mr.D just gives you a devious smile, "I see, but isn't participation quite mandatory?"
"Dunno, isn't mandatory that ankle monitors always be on?" You say pointing at the deactivated block above his foot Celestia made him wear for some reason
>He just smirked wider "Touche my boy."
FLASHBACK END:

>>28649142

>The girls all go back to staring at you in shock
>Rarity is the first to speak up this time, "My word, you actually did manage to miss out on everything." She says in disbelief
"Told you so." You say with a grin. "Now drink up everybody, we're just getting started." You say pointing around the circle. "Except you Fluttershy, you just take a sip for the first few to get used to it for now."
>You could at least try not to be a terrible influence
>Key word being TRY
>You watch with marked satisfaction as all the girls take their first drink
>Things were going pretty good
"Alright who wants to go next." You say holding up your drink hoping someone gives you an excuse to down a good chunk of it real soon.
>You see everyone trying to think of a good idea when Dash decides to go next
>"Okay...I've got one." She says with surprisingly less confident than usual
>Wait was she blushing
>"Until tonight I've never kissed anyone before." She admits sheepishly
>Oh
>Oh wait!
>OH SHIT!
>You were Dash's first kiss!
>What the actual fuck
>You've so gotta tell Flash about this shit later
>But first....
>You, Pinkie, and Rarity all take a drink
>Though you're probably the only one who downs about a third of their cup
>But hey, it is a party after all
>Dash looks pissed now
>"Okay Anon I'm calling BS." She says pointing at you.
"Hey, don't blame me." You say pointing right back at her. "Blame Pinkie, she's the one whole stole my first kiss." You say gesturing to Pinkie next to you
>"Oh c'mon Nonny, you're not still grumpy about all that are you." Pinkie said blushing a little "I mean we were only kids."
"Pinkie you chased me around the yard for like 20 minutes and then held me down on the ground until I agreed to kiss you." You reminded her "It was hardly a treasured memory."
>Okay, that was a bit of a lie
>It wasn't that bad of a memory
>You'd just never tell her that

>>28649492
Any more for tonight or naw..?

>>28649492
Nice work, as always. Keep it up.