anonfilly thread: The Pretty Maid Edition

Are there any stories where Anon enters the mirror to the EqG universe along with Twilight, and turns into a pony?

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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>28586222
fucking end yourself

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I wonder what could be happening here?

>>28586287
Is she fucking a ghost? Why are there hooves going through her?

>>28586292
she's the ghost

>>28586306
maybe she's a slime pony except she looks more solid than she is.

>>28586287
Anonfilly got herself a brand new pair of leg holder strips and is trying them out for the first time?

>>28586182
Yep, because I needed another reason to have the show's favorite sociopath.

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>>28586182
This reminds me of the Omelette Du Fromage episode of Dexter's Lab, when Dee Dee realizes that's all he can say. Pic kind of related.
"That's all you can say~! That's all you can say~!"

>>28586182

>ywn be starlight's stallion friend and "entertain" yourself in anonfilly's tight snatch that you can barely fit into

>>28586292
There are legs in front of her and behind her.

The artist just failed a little at perspective.

>>28586778
unbirthfags/vorefags pls go

>>28588383
Are you perhaps a bit dumb?

>>28588399
No, I'm a dumb bit.

>>28588399
Perhaps so. Or perhaps I'm deliberately interpreting the wording literally.

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>tfw no anonfilly to please you

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>>28589219
Anonfilly is for sexual.

>>28586287
I love pony rides! Who's the little slut riding?

>>28588383
Where the fuck are you getting vore/unbirth from? Something you want to tell me, Anon? Oh, and by the way, _________no

>>28586287
She really knows how to milk that dick.

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I demand the trixie and anonfilly green.

>>28589493
holy fucking shit, that is the single most adorable trixie ever what the fuck

>>28589493
go away seth

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>>28586182

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>>28589493
Trixie a fucking cute.

any more of OP image?

>>28589675
hoping for a stallion on filly gangbang followup pic

>>28589689
I need to see this.

>>28589675
Not yet

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>Be Anonfilly, under Starlight's control
>It's a deep sleep really
>Although, you feel something telling you to wake up
>A certain time when you should be awake
>A time when only the best are awake
>It's...
>It's...
>IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS

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sleeping
don't let the filly die

>>28590396
lewd

Pls finish your diaper story bluefag

>>28590664
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

>>28590786
http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Diaper

>>28590792
Kek. Thanks for the back up

I really want some Anonfilly and Maud interactions. Haven't seen that in a while.

>>28591361
>Anonfilly tries to outsperg Maud, but she doesn't get it and things just escalate

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>>28589279
No she Isn't.

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>>28591451
Are you sure?

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>>28593270

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>>28593534
it has been proven ture.

Pony is in fact NOT for sexual

Anonfilly iz for cuddles.

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>work time
>mfw I will lose 8 hours of mlp anniversary party

Need a sailor filly

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recently decided to dick around with rustangelo. Ended up with this bump

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Reminder that I still love you guys, I just love pissing you off more.

>>28595838
fuck off

>>28595865
Love you too, big butt.

>>28595838
Do fuck off

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>>28593938
I want to hug this adorable son of a bitch.

>>28595916
Remember he's trying to get more (you)'s Don't give in my dude.

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>>28595916

>>28595924
I want to fug the adorable son of a bitch.

>>28595936
Something is wrong with that flurry heart

>>28595943
This guy has the right idea.

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>>28595943
You can in your dreams, but Luna might catch you....

>>28596697
I'd like to be the filly, and I'd invite her to watch.

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4chan pass is worth it

>>28596697
draw a little lower m8

>>28597449
:)

>>28597378
It's been worth it to me just for being able to bypass captchas. I fucking hate how obnoxious captchas can be sometimes.

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>>28596697
Well I missed some things so here's a better version, I hope

>>28598035
LOWER

>>28596697
worth it.

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>>28598035
>>28598056
this

we barely have any filly stuff, man

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>>28598035

Luna is unsure if she wants to intervene or join. That is good.

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>>28598035
I want to see her filly bits.

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>>28598859
That's a pretty nasty rash.
It's lupus.

>>28586182
Happy harvey, you're a cute.

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>>28598114
Oh, that's pretty hot...

>>28599293
You flatter me.
I intend to do a part 2 after I draw a good old fashion filly sailor

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>>28600176
>part 2
aww yiss

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>>28600176
>part 2
woooooooo

Are you fags on anniversary stream?

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>>28600200

>>28601063
flash sentry is a anonfillyfag?

>>28566594
>Field stripping was a pain in the ass.
>You were viewing the slide of your gun as songs played over the train's speakers.
>Some type of orchestra music, which sounded quite swell.
>Now, onto the point. Its annoying how people conversed around you.
>Most were a little too interested in you and your strange clothes.
>Especially Rarity.
>You grew up a simple suburban boy who was not really thinking too hard about appearance until maybe your sophomore year when you had a yugoslav immigrant girl.
>You've never dealt with this type of treatment. And honestly, it was just awkward for you.
>You didn't know how to respong to-
>"Anon! A young lady shouldn't get her hooves dirty! You should be wearing a dress."
"Sorry ma'am, but I like to work."
>She often does that. Going from "Why are you wearing a suit" to "Why are you swearing?" Typically in the same sentence.
>You never nquite knew how much was going through her mind. But you continued with the shitty Smith and Wesson 39.
>Bloody hell, it was infuriating as everybody kept speaking.
"Girls, may you tone it down a bit?"
>"Anon. You shouldn't be interrupting us, it's quite rude."
>Even Twilight was sucked into the conversation.
>You sat there before just thinking "Fuck it" as you reconstructed the firearm together placing it in your holster.
>You poutted and crossed your forehooves.
>"Anon, don't be a little shit."
>The Mane 6 turned forwards Spike who just said a swear word.
>"Spike! Where did you learn that?!"
>Twilight got into his face as he started looking worried as sweat glistened down his scaly face.
>"I heard Anon say it! She keeps swearing when ponies aren't around. I swear I thought it meant brat!"
>He looks like he's about to piss himself.
>As for you. You were already in the air levitating with all the mane 6 carrying you to Rarity's oversized compartment.
>You took out a lolipop before having it taken away by Rainbow.
>"Little punks don't get candy!"
>For once, you wanted to just throw a tantrum.

>>28601616
holy hell, these pones irritate me
i hope anon can either exact some form of revenge or put these niggers in their places

>>28601616
>After a while of three hours, twenty five minutes, along with a couple seconds of lecture you've arrived.
>The grand city Canterlot.
>And it kinda looks like if England, And New York had a baby.
>Maybe Russia mixed in. Swirly buildings were a big sign of that.
>You wander the streets, carrying all your gear on you. Save for the stash of firearms you had hidden in the castle.
>Everything from a PM63, to everyone's favourite Kalashnikov.
>Yet only thing you had was your S&W M39 and that old Mosin.
>As you wonder further into the city. The mane 6 are right under your tail.
>Well, Pinkie is at least. Everyone else is at least 10 feet away from you, conversing.
>"Anon."
>You jumped at the serious tone of Pinkie. She lifted you up with her and your nose touching.
>"Swear jar."
"Wha-"
>She lifted a yellow jar out of nowhere as you already knew the drill, placing a bit in.
>She smiled as didn't seem to mind carrying you around along with your items.
>She was fluffy. Her hair was like cotton candy...mmm....candy.
>You could see the library the Glimmer was gonna meet up with you and Twily.
"Excuse me ma'am, How much does it cost to purchase a book here?"
>You asked a middle aged unicorn. Her black mane had some gold streaks, but it paled in comparison to her raven eyeliner.
>"Kiddo, didn't anyone tell you to not startle mares like me?"
>She chuckled before levitating a smoke. Taking a long drag before blowing on Pinkie who was still smiling.
>Wait, is that ash in Pinkie's eye?
>"Anyhoodle, about 10 to 25 depending on what common book you get."
>Her gray eyes looked over behind you.
>"Look over there."
>You turn around to see Unicorns, and some had interesting colors. One was pink with purple and auqa hair. Another was pure black, with a face only a mother could love.
>"Now, let's say you're studying at Celestia's school. Maybe 40 for a magic book. And another 20 for extra supplies young girl."
>She smiled and played with your hair before she headed off.
>Wat.

>>28601700
I'm curious as to the backstory of this Anon. He obviously hasn't tried to convince the girls he isn't a filly, and doesn't really have a clear motive.

Also, I'm wondering why all the ponies so far have been a bunch of dicks. The most respectful Anonfilly yet is the one that's treated like shit.

tl;dr
gibbe moar

>>28601781
>The most respectful Anonfilly yet is the one that's treated like shit.
Cause he isn't keeping his bitches in line, so now they think they can do whatever they like.
He let the pimp hand get weak.

>>28601781
He just believes himself to be dead and at first was having constant episodes and refused to believe he was dead. As he had a mission to finish. But eventually he is slowly accepting it. Seeing that Equestria is a land of peace.
for now. Eventually, the filly must suffer.
As for why everyone is an ungrateful cunt. I don't really know, but I thought the CMC were pretty nice with Anon. Along with Pinkie, but I'm just a faggot who posts on a pony board.

>>28601063
aww that little anonfilly pic with the rawr is so cute
i think my heart just melted
im in love

>tfw there's no diaperfilly

>tfw there never will be

http://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP


>Anonymous the the green filly
>That's you
>Cursed ponies try to add "cute" to your description but you reject that notion every time
>Your week went by pretty smoothly
>school in the morning, working with Celestia in the evening
>Somewhat boring, but you were trying to pull in as much knowledge as you could
>You really didn't have anything better to do anyway
>Living without vidya is pain
>But at least you have your weekly oubliettes and ogres coming up
>Unfortunately, that's not until tomorrow
>Today is Saturday, and today you aren't doing shit
>Somepony usually shows up to drag you out of bed, but not today
>You aint gettin' out of bed today
>you've piled up your blankets on top of yourself to protect from intrusion
>not even cuddles
>you let out a content sigh as you draw the covers as close to you as possible
>Its getting a little hard to breath, but it keeps the light out
>so comfy
>You begin reminiscing on the past 2 or so weeks
>Waking up as a filly was a bit jarring, but overall, it hasn't been so bad
>It's been a lot of mixed emotions
>You usually aren't the emotional type, so that alone has been alien
>It hasn't been that long, but you're feeling more comfortable with your new self every day
>It didn't take long for you to master moving around in your new form
>Or to learn to manipulate objects with your hooves and mouth
>You'll never understand how you're able to grab things without fingers
>It really helps that ponies are looking out for you
>Even Purple, as much as you hate to admit
>Why do you hate Purple again?

>>28602229

>A knocking at the door draws your attention
"I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk."
>You hear a stifled giggle at the door
>"Anon, its me. Can I come in?"
>Princess Celestia?
>What is she doing here?
>Any other pony you would say no to, even Starlight
>You don't say no to this horse
"Yes."
>The door creaks as Celestia's regalia clops on the marble tiles
>Somepony really should oil those hinges
>"Are you going get out of bed today?"
"I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer."
>She nudges you with a hoof through the covers
>"Come on Anon, I have something important to show you."
"Show me?"
>"Yes, you may find it very interesting."
"Is it as interesting as sleeping?"
>She nudges you again
>"More so."
"I don't wanna spank the monkey."
>"do what?"
"I aint gettin' out of bed today"
>Her hoofs start clopping away, probably back to the door
>"Fine. I was just going to show you the portal to take you back to your world, but I guess I'll just let you sleep instead."
>WHAT
>NO FUCKING WAY
>You couldn't have leapt out of that bed faster if it was on fire and full of cockroaches
>You land in a disheveled mess and speak in an exasperated manner
"WHAT?! YOU'RE SERIOUS?!?"
>She looks back to you nods in amusement
"HOLY SHIT LETS GO NOW!"
>"Not yet! A Princess needs her breakfast you know... and young fillies too!"
>God damnit, you need to see this shit right fucking now

>>28602236
no please its too soon!

>>28602236
>"Fine. I was just going to show you the portal to take you back to your world, but I guess I'll just let you sleep instead."
>"Not yet! A Princess needs her breakfast you know... and young fillies too!"
I'd go back to sleep cause she's obviously full of fucking shit.

Anon vs adoption when?
Vikingfilly when?

>>28595822

Nice

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>>28602909

Will filly survive?

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>>28602056
Filly doesn't like it when you call her cute even though she is.

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>>28603695
Of course she will
not.

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>>28602236

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>>28604086

>>28605670
Goddamnit. They loss us.

>>28604086
Is that Nyx?

>>28605936
No that's anonfilly

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>>28602186

>>28602366
Oh yeah

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Hug the book horse.

>>28610091
Fuck that's cute.

>>28610091
cutest

>>28610091
I see filly ass

>>28601700
>The library is as expected.
>There is the "Ye ol' wood" vibe going on.
>Though, there is an interesting design to the place.
>There are the stairs which are actually bookshelves. Along with: The chairs, tables, and even a weird piece of art that looked like a piano.
>"Twilight! There you are!"
>Followed by the hushing of many ponies.
>You turn to see a pink unicorn with a purple mane blushing from embarrassment. She waves eagerly at what the Brits would say "her majesty".
>You chuckle as you see the mane 6 all go in and hug this one unicorn, who appears to have Twilight in a chokehold.
>" Glimmer, meet Anon."
"Hello ma'am. Name's Anon, and I asussume your the lovely lady named Glimmer?"
>She giggles a bit and is right in front of you.
>"Starlight Glimmer actually. I haven't met you before, I've only headed about you in the letters from Twilight."
>She gives you a hug.
>Oh dear lord. She is wrinkling your suit.
>You try to push away, but ultimately she keeps you in with magic.
>"Oh, when I heard about you I knew that you were kind hearted."
"I'm just another bucko, nothing special really."
>Applejack steps in.
>"Ah come on partner. You trying to brainwash people again?"
>Glimmer is blushing again. And now you're skeptical of her.
>"N-no! I would never do that again! I swear."
>"In that darn village of ya's? You well owned the place. With everyone treated like a slave."
>Now you were very skeptical at the mare trying to hide her face.

bump sleep

>The first Anonfillies were few in number
>Twilight assigned them parents from the local ponies in Ponyville
>Then more came, and more, too many to care for
>Twilight opened the Ponyville orphanage
>No pony wanted to raise an Anonfilly, they were horrible creatures with foul attitudes, and in the orphanage they stayed
>But amongst the Anonfillies, a rumor spread
>One of a group of Anonfillies who were kicked out by their parents, who went to live in Froggy Bottom Bog
>It was said they worshipped frogs and snuck into Ponyville every night to wreak havoc
>The Devil Squad they were called
>They were so inexorably D E V I L I S H that they could not be loved by even the kindest pony
>It's said that any Anonfilly who escapes the orphanage and gets to Froggy Bottom Bog can join if they prove that they're d e v i l i s h enough

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>>28586182
>Dat op image.

What the fuck guys. When this shit started it was all about unintended TF. Now this is full on creepy mode. I liked the submission is mandatory threads and this is just.... Weird (even if it's just the roles revered now... I guess.)

>>28610537
Anonfilly can be for other fetishes.

>>28610222
>What the heck?
>In the timespan of 5 minutes Anon was unconscious.
>She somehow fell of the railing after some pony bumped into her and Glimmer caught her but it still ended with Anon seeing stars and blacking out.
>It was rather amusing you guess?
>"Twilight what do we do?"
"Calm down Dash, just put Anon on Pinkie's back. Pinkie are you- why do you have ash in your eyes?"
>You were already done with this library. And you are a bookworm, but even so, this unfortunate series of events lead to this.
>Glimmer was red as a tomato after what Applejack said. Which had the effect of Glimmer asking questions about Anon's forgiveness, even though she didn't really cause Anon to go unconscious.
>You grinned as you walked don't the cobble road to the castle.
>It was always going to be overwhelming.
>Memories would come back and fill you with joy.
>It brought a smile on your face as you walked in the market. Many ponies selling fruits and miscellaneous items.
>"Back off or she gets it!"
>You turn around to see a group of stallions and mares all in blue masks robbing a store out in the open.
>A couple were breaking windows in the busy street, and the others had a little filly as hostage.
>They all had weapons. It made your heart sank.
>"Twilight, lemme at 'em!"
"No Dash! They'll hurt her!"
>For once you didn't know what to do. You assumed the guards were on their way, but they might take the poor little filly to the hospital.
>Or even worse! Kidnap her.
>She screamed as the girls got ready for anything. You weren't no royal guard, but you assume that the elements can handle this.
>"Fucking hell, didn't anyone teach you not to rob places in the open?"
>You look over to Pinkie who still was smiling with ash in her eyes. You're quite concerned.
>But where is Anon.
>You turned to see Anon walking calmly with something in her right forehoof.
>One of the armed ponies reaches out for Anon.
"Anon!"
>But the pony is already on the ground with a bleeding leg.

>>28610595
>You hate icriminals.
>It didn't matter who it was. A crime is a crime.
>You hated it when during your five and a half years, you had someone commit a crime against the Geneva conventions.
>But hey, your American. So your the good guy right?
>You found peace here. There were no wars, ponies were semi-honest, everyone was treated with atleast some form of respect.
>But now your in front of a robber who is swearing as you aim at the his squad's legs.
>Your S&W Model 39 "Hush Puppy" was suppressed as you put another round into the masked pony who had the filly in a chokehold.
>Then another, and another to the others.
>They never experienced firearms before, so they thought it was some form of magic.
>Nah, magic is really weak. And usually, you could see the unicorn charging it up.
>A masked unicorn was charging up a spell as you clipped over to cover: a little fruit stand.
>They fired a beam at you. It only went through one or two watermelons, leaving a stain on your beret.
>Gross.
>You took out another magazine and reloaded. Cocking the pistol for the remaining ponies.
>But you had a lot of ponies as witnesses to this mess, so the masked ponies will go to jail.
>You get out and fire the next few rounds.
>To be honest, you didn't even know how you were able to grab things with your hooves. It's actually kinda freighting.
>You fire the last shot. Seeing that there was no dead ponies.
>Only ones that would most likely not get out of the hospital for a while.
>You walked over to Twilight before feeling something come up at you from behind.
>"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
>It was the filly. She had a cream coat with a brown mane. Her eyes with tears.
>"I have no idea what you just did, but you saved me!"
"Uhh, yeah. No problem kiddo. I'm here to help everyone."
>You pat her, even though she is taller than you.
>"Halt right there criminal scum. You have d-"
>The royal guards looked dumbstrucked at the mess.
"Twilight, where are we going?"
>She just gives up.

>>28610672
>You followed Twilight after saying goodbye to the cute little filly. Whose family gave you some bits as reward.
>Cash was always a good reward.
>Rainbow was now on you, bombarding you with questions about how you did what you did.
>You snorted before replying
"Magic."
>She is frustrated.
>"Come on Anon! Tell me! You just placed all those ponies on the ground! And you're like 10! Tell me, tell me!"
>You just slopped back down on Pinkie who finally cleaned her eyes.
>She was comfy.
>You had looks coming from the unicorns of your group.
>Most notable was Glimmy. She was looking back and fourth. But whenever you looked over, she turned her head to look away.
"Something wrong ma'am?"
>She turns over. Looking a bit suspicious.
>"You were really calm during the whole thing. I never met you Anon, so I don't know where you came from. But, you seem like you've done this before."
>Twily sighs.
>"She was quite a hassle in the early days though. She use to get panic attacks whenever the name "Charlie" was mentioned. And she still refuses to go near the woods."
>You burrow your brows at Twi. She just laughs.
"I'm not scared, I'm just taking caution."
>"Ah huh sugercube, and I'm the princess."
>The girls all laugh(along with Spike, but fuck Spike. He's not cool anymore).
>You feel your blood boil as you scream into Pinkie's pillow/cotton candy like hair.
>Finally, the stairs to the castle. Any more minutes and you would've died of shame.
"Ma'am, mind telling me why the guard is asleep?"
>Twilight looks oddly happy.

>>28610730
I hate everyone in your story.
Everyone.

>>28610479
>>It was said they worshipped frogs
dumb frogposters

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>>28610840
>he doesn't post frogs

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>>28610782
Thank you. And yes I agree. Everyone is quite an insufferable cunt

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Sketchy Anon before bed.

Love your story, Eatcarbs. Keep it up.

Anon meeting Trixie when?

>>28610730
Nice

>>28611141
This is so cute. Anonfilly must feel so protected.

>>28421137
>And so you had become the new adopted daughter of the royal family
>You got your own room and all
>Right next to Dusk’s of course
>You wouldn’t put it past them to manage to lose you in this place
>But hey
>This place was comfy as hell
>It was better than sleeping sitting up at the top of a tower on the lookout for pseudogiants
>You still don’t know how you managed to find one of those
>Let alone make it angry enough to come after you
>You lay in bed, holding up the softly glowing Moonlight artifact
>The Wrenched lays on your chest
>You knew how to take the precautions for this sort of thing
>You know this thing could have fetched a pretty nice price back in the Zone
>It could here as well, you assumed
>But without these ponies knowing what else it gave them, they’d most likely only take it for a pretty bauble
>Your mom and dad-
>Er
>Hope and Sombra were going to take you to get you enrolled in school tomorrow
>You protested of course
>You’d already been to school
>But it was no use
>With this tiny horse body, you’d effectively regressed in age
>”All little fillies and colts have to go to school, Anon!” They said
>You roll the Moonlight about in your hooves, watching as it casts an almost hypnotic glow across the crystal walls
>It was like an art piece almost
>You sat up and put them both on your nightstand
>You’d already had to tell Dusk not to mess with them unless he was gonna take both
>You pull your admittedly somewhat girly covers over you
>Not that you would ever admit it, but you quite enjoy having a warm bed to sleep in, even if it IS a bit frilly
>It’s a welcome change from sleeping in a crumbling, Snork-infested building
>You even had a pillow
>You sigh contentedly, closing your eyes
>The more you stayed here, the more you realized that this place
>Equestria
>Wasn’t half-bad
>Even if you were now a little filly

>>28611708
>You close your eyes and snuggle into your pillow
>Did you really wanna go back to the Zone?
>No
>No not really
>Here you had a nice warm bed
>A hot meal
>And some strange, but loving parents by proxy
>They’re a bit dorky
>It doesn’t take you long to fall asleep
>In fact this is the fastest you’re able to fall asleep in a while
>As soon as your head hits the pillow, you’re out like a light
.
.
.
>”Anonnn…”
>You grumble a bit and turn over, pulling your covers tighter around you
>”Anon, wake up, we’ve got to go get you enrolled in school.”
>You groan loudly as your blinds are opened and sunlight hits your face
>You try and close your eyes even tighter than they already are
>You feel yourself suddenly pulled out of bed by that weird energy again
“AaaAAAH!”
>”Anon, sweetie, when I say wake up, that means wake up.”
“R-Right. Sorry Mom.”
>You’re finding it a bit scary how naturally that kind of stuff is starting to come to you
>”Now come along, the chefs have prepared a nice breakfast for you.”
>She finally puts you down and you trot alongside her
>Which is harder than it would seem, seeing as how she has longer strides than you do
>She slows down a bit upon realizing this
>”We’ve already sent Dusk along to school. Once you’re done eating I’ll take you to get enrolled.”
>Hope taps her chin for a moment
>”Though they won’t let you start on the same day. I’m sure we’ve got something for you to do here in the castle, or in the gymnasium.”
“There’s a gymnasium here?”
>”Mhm! The Equestrian Games were held there a couple times.”
>The horse equivalent of the Olympics or something?
>Strange
>It makes you wonder what other equivalencies they’ve got here in Equestria
>You step into the dining hall and are greeted by a stunning array of breakfast foods
>You honestly don’t think you could eat it all
>But damn it if you weren’t gonna try
>You haven’t eaten this well in years

>>28611717
>After breakfast, you find yourself trotting along the crystal streets, glancing at the passing ponies
>Who are also made of crystal
>Are you walking on dead crystal horses right now?
>Is this some horrible, unspoken rule of the Crystal Empire that the dead are repurposed as the buildings and the pavement?
>Your mind goes blank for a second as you try and remember what you were thinking about
>To no avail
>Surely it’ll come to you sometime later
>You’re led towards the school, where apparently it’s recess at the moment
>Shit
>You remember recess
>Granted, you were kind of the kind of kid that tried to get the teacher to let you stay inside and read
>You fucking nerd
>You’re hopeful at least that this might give you a chance to start over
>Tomorrow
>You head inside with your mom, where you sit in something almost akin to a waiting room while she fills out some paperwork
>You’re out there for quite a while, simply trotting around
>You occupy yourself for quite a while by simply staring at a picture of a pony that appeared to be staring back
>You start to trot away, then look back at the painting of the mare
“You talkin’ to me?”
>It says nothing
“You talkin’ to me?” You say with even more inflection
>It remains silent
“You talkin’ to me?”
>You look around
“Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.”
>It continues to watch you
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“Oh yeah? Yeah? Okay…”
>You whip out your detector from your saddlebag right as Hope trots out
>You almost end up flinging it out of your hoof, and you fumble with it for a bit before tucking it neatly away
>You feel your cheeks redden as your mother looks at you confusedly
>”Well… Now that’s all taken care of, we should head back to the castle. I’ve got some things I need to take care of with Somby.”
>What the hell were you supposed to do in the meantime then?

>>28611727
>And so you’re back at the castle
>You admit, it’s not a half bad place to be compared to the Zone
>But it was at least a bit exciting there
>You look at a nearby clock
>It looks to be around the time kids get off from school
>You step outside and the guard standing at attention outside of your door turns his head and looks down at you
>”Ms. Anon. Is there something you need?”
“I’m gonna go outside.”
>”I am under orders from Lady Hope to escort you wherever you need to go.”
>Great
>You just wanted to go out and explore for a bit by yourself
>But now you’ve got this armored gemstone following you around
>You trot outside, the clinking of armor echoing your hoofsteps
>Could be worse
>You find yourself wandering about the town aimlessly
>According to your bodyguard, the Crystal Empire is divided up into districts to make organization easier
>You were currently in the market district if he was to be believed
>The sound of a commotion drifts through the air, along with what appears to be the sounds of clanging metal
>You start to follow it along, your curiosity getting the better of you
>Last time this happened, you ended up in a land of talking horses
>Surely they didn’t have emissions here though
>Hopefully
>This place was too beautiful for one of those terrible things to sweep through here
>”It’s every day with you, always trying to shirk your responsibilities around the shop!”
>”Ah! Ah! Hey don’t swing that thing around, you could take my head off with it!”
>”Red, I keep telling you every day that you can go out to play when your chores and work are done.”
>You hear a groan
>”But Ironnnnn all the kids are long gone by the time I’m done!”
>”Well that sounds like a personal problem to me. If you put half as much effort into finishing your chores as you did trying to avoid them, maybe you’d get them done quicker. Now get going, we’ve still gotta continue with your lessons for today as well.”

>>28611736
>As you round a corner, you see the tail end of all the ruckus
>There’s a mare holding a hammer with that strange energy from her horn, and a colt dejectedly trotting away towards a door to the shop
>You look up at your bodyguard
“What’s all that about?”
>”That is the Crystal Empire’s resident blacksmith, Iron Kiss. A year or so ago she took an orphan colt in as her apprentice. Red Forge I believe his name is.”
>A fitting name for a blacksmith’s apprentice at least
>”Ms. Anon, do excuse me for a moment whilst I go speak with Iron Kiss. Do not wander too far.”
>You roll your eyes as your escort makes his way over
>One of your ears twitch as you hear a strange noise coming from out back behind the workshop.
>Ever the curious filly, you follow the sound until you’re out behind the building
>Just in time to see Red Forge trying to lower himself out the window
>You blink a few times
>As Red hits the ground, you speak up
“Hi there!”
>”Waagh!”
>He jumps a bit and turns around too quickly
>He ends up stumbling back into a trough of water
>Though you want to help him, the sight is just too much, and you start snickering, then laughing
>You sigh and trot over, helping him out of the water
>His silvery coat is drenched, and his blue mane is matted and dripping wet
“Eheh, sorry about startling you. I was just uh… Trying to introduce myself.”
>Hope did say that you should try and make friends
>”You sure got a strange way of doing so.”
>You extend your hoof
”I’m Anon.”
>He takes your hoof and shakes it
>”Red Forge.”
>The name doesn’t even match his colors
>What gives
“So you… Work here? Or something?”
>As Red is about to answer you hear that voice from before

>>28611746
>It’s Iron Kiss
>”Red! What are you doing back here? Were you trying to sneak out?!”
>He stammers, trying to come up with an excuse as the mare looms over the both of you
>You watch her horn glow as she uses that energy to grab his ear and start tugging him along
>”Alright young man, that’s it. YOU’RE going to take care of all of the orders today. You’d better get to forging if you want to be done by supper.”
>”M-Mom stop! Stop! Not in front of my frieeeeaaaaghh!”
>He flails as he’s tugged along
>RIP
>You hear the familiar sound of armor as your bodyguard trots over
>”Are you okay, Miss Anon?”
>Every single time someone calls you that you cringe a little bit on the inside
>But this time, it’s less so
>It feels somewhat natural
“Of course.”
>You watch the center crystal inlaid into the guard’s armor pulse a few times
>”It appears that King Sombra is summoning us back. Come along Miss Anon, if it’s urgent we shouldn’t waste much time.”
>The guard accompanies you back to the castle and the two of you end up back in Sombra’s study
>”Ah you’re back Anon. Apologies for cutting your time in town short, but I believe I may need your help.”
>Your help?
“My help? Why?”
>”Because of this.”
>Sombra turns around and holds out a Fireball
>The smoldering sphere rests gently in his hoof
>Until you smack it out of it, sending it rolling to the ground over into a corner
>”Anon! What in the world was that for?” Sombra stands, towering over you
>He’s quite intimidating
>You immediately drop your saddlebags on the ground and pull out the Wrenched, before shoving it against his chest
“Hold this for a while and don’t touch the other thing.”
>Your dad looks at it for a moment
>”Why is that?”
>You’re about to answer when you stop
>Do these ponies even know what radiation is?
>How would they? They don’t seem to even be at that technology level

>>28611753
>How would you even explain the concept of radiation?
“It’s just… These things can make you real sick if you stay around them too much.”
>”And why is the one you gave me any different. Anon, what’s going on?”
“Okay. So, these things, called artifacts, give off really bad energy that makes you sick, except some of them don’t, and can actually negate and remove that energy. Like the one you’re holding.”
>Sombra seems to nod along with your explanation
>”I see, so some sort of malicious magical energy is given off by them?”
>Magic?
>Is that what they’ve been doing with their horns every time?
“Er, yes you could say that. These things are all over the place in the place I come from.”
>”Why wouldn’t they be cleaned up or disposed of? It seems like quite the poor way to deal with these things if they’re dangerous to just leave them lying around.”
>”No you see that’s the thing, they’re dangerous, but they’ve got upsides to them as well.”
>Sombra raises an eyebrow
“Like the one you found just recently, it’s called a Fireball. If you kept that on you somewhere, you’d probably be able to put your hoof on an oven without getting burnt. Don’t ask me how it works. Because I don’t know.”
>”I see… So they all have different properties, I assume?”
>You nod
“Off the top of my head, I remember one known as Kolobok. Simply holding it is enough for it to heal wounds of any kind, but like most of these artifacts, they give off that harmful energy.”
>”Since you seem to be the expert on these “artifacts” would you perhaps have any advice on how to handle them and storage for safekeeping? I’d hate for any of my subjects to come across these and become sick.”
“Do you have anything made out of lead?”

>>28611759
>”Lead? Whatever for?”
“It’s a material that helps negate that harmful energy. If anything, storing the artifacts in something lead-based would make them safe for storage and transportation.”
>”Verbose, but if you say so, I shall put an executive order in to our blacksmith at once. Until then.”
>Sombra takes the Fireball with his magic, keeping the Wrenched close
>”I’ll store this away somewhere safe until then. If more of these start appearing, I may need your assistance in the matter.”
>You scrunch up your muzzle
>More coming through?
>How’s that possible unless other ponies are tossing in artifacts?
>Other… Ponies?
>Other ponies
>OTHER PONIES
>No matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to think about that other word
>What other word?
>After a moment, the feeling washes away, and you can’t even remember why you were scared and confused in the first place
>Strange


I fucked up the link to a previous thread, wew lad, everything picks up off where it last was in the pastebin.
Speaking of which, pastebin is also updated.
http://pastebin.com/qZXRyBS0

>>28611770
gibbe moar stalker filly now
please

>>28610730
>>28611770
You both suck.

>>28611943
thank you for your kind words, fuck off anon

I want Nyx and Anonfilly to get along.

>>28612289
Fuck off

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>>28611770

>>28611770
I dream of the day you return to the technology thread and deliver more on that.

>>28612400
I'm always working on some update every day, I just hadn't posted any green here in a while and felt a bit guilty. Rest assured I haven't abandoned /tim/

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>>28610864
>pic
Fuck you, Anon, it gets me every fucking time!

>>28611141
what a cute thing

Just thought I'd mention, if you have a problem with Nyx, bring it up with the mods. They're the ones deleting Nyx containment attempts. I was going to try having a Past Sins thread be posted weekly on the Sunday, but even that gets 404'd as spam by the current moderation. It's all their fault it's as bad as it is here. Fuck Off anon, I suggest you put your anger towards the mods.

>>28613737
Just get them to put containment somewhere in the OP and the mods should leave it be.

Unless the mods are directly hindering attempts at self moderating, you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and ruin someone's fun?

>>28614050
They only do that to mlpg and sticky.
or when theres report.

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tfw no filly unicorn :(

>>28613737
Or maybe fuck off to somewhere where Nyx is tolerated. Anons don't want it, Mods don't want it - it's probably time to understand that your place isn't here.

>>28614573
wait till she finds out the pleasure spell

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>>28614627
>filly will never use her magic to pleasure every single nerve ending in your penis.

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>>28610537
I dunno anon. Domlight was my fetish from the first time she claimed both Twilight's cutie mark, and my boner.

Even if personally, I still think she's somewhat of a shit character.

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>>28614573
Fixed the shit mouth

>>28614585
no

>>28614876
>>28614573
Here come AnonFilly, arcane caster enthusiast. Except in pony magic there is no such thing as auto-correct, Ctrl+Z or StackOverflow.
Will Purple take "ain't nobody got time for magic lessons" as an acceptable answer ?
Will reality survive such ruthless pounding against its very foundations ?
Will the filly wipe herself from existence before finding the correct sequence to summon a cookie jar ?
Will she manage to reverse-engineer "Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion" from that book under Purple's bed ?

The answer to all those questions and much more, next week, same channel.

>>28615642
Those spaces in front of the question marks trigger me.

>>28610091
Cute!

>>28614684
The joke's on you. I'm circumcised.

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>>28616016

>>28611141
color this

>>28611141
Another cute!

>>28611141
>"My mom can beat up your mom!"

>>28610559
Like diapers spankings and public humiliation

>>28616089
I'm planning to, dont you worry your black little heart.

sleep time
Will filly die?

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>>28618317
Not on my watch.

>>28616354
I'm imagining something like this happening.

"My mom can beat up your mom!"
>"We have the same mom!"
"Oh yeah..."

1700s pirate filly

>>28618330
Fight Club.

>>28618344
Even though there'll be the heat death for most of the universe, her chest fluff'll be there to keep you warm.

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>>28619013
yarr

>>28620357
10/10 would plunder her booty

>>28620516
I want her to plunder my booty with her fat filly futa fuckstick

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>>28621213

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>>28621395
l-lewd

>>28615995
>>28615642
Unicorn Anonfilly """accidentally""" casting "Giga nigga mega trigga" spell on Ponyville when?
Discord getting blamed for all the ensued triggering when?
What would the avatar of chaos do to a little filly for that?

>>28614585
>Anons don't want it,
Except he is an anon and he wants it.
>Mods don't want it
Mods are gay and dont know what they want. Either allow all OC or no OC.
>understand that your place isn't here.
If it relates to anonfilly somehow then the place is here

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BUMP to keep the filly alive a lil' longer heres another rustangelo piece I put up in my shit shack.

>F5
>F5
>F5
>You sigh.
>Slowly, your gaze trails over to the clock on your monitor.
>4:19AM
>Christ.
>Part of you says to go to sleep, but the other part says your sleep schedule's already fucked, and you're just going to do this tomorrow anyways, so what's the point?
>You agree with the other part.
>A sigh escapes you while you scroll around the page.
>You stare at the pictures for a bit, before hitting F5 again.
>Nothing.
>If you weren't performing much-needed maintenance right now, you'd definitely be playing something.
>But of course, that's not the case here.
>And for some retarded reason, stopping it just reverts everything.
>Which, again, is retarded.
>After staring blankly at your computer screen for a moment, you decide it's a good a time as any for some food.
>You roll your chair back and get up from your throne, shuffling silently into the kitchen.
>You flip on those lights and open up the fridge.
>-Whelp, guess it's fucking ramen time again-
>The sound of your doorbell ringing makes you jump.
>Your eyes dart over to the oven clock.
>4:23AM
>Who in the shit would be awake right now?
>Are you going to have your shit broken into?
>With no katana to unsheathe or inner /k/ to release, you're stuck grabbing one of your lamps.
>Not like you paid for it, anyways.
>You slowly move over to the door and look through the peephole.
>There's nobody on the other side.
>You stay looking out, waiting for some kind of scary movie type jumpscare or something.
>But nothing happens.
>Then, you see a big stick move in front of the lens.
>And the doorbell rings again.
>Clutching the lamp a bit tighter, you figure that dying fighting someone would at least be pretty neat.
>With your free hand, you grab the handle.
>You take a deep breath.
>Then you swing the door open.
>-There's nobod-
>"-HOLY FUCK!"
>Your eyes quickly spot a bright green thing at the source.
"Uuuh, hello?"
>"Did you have to swing the goddamn door so quickly? Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack!"

>>28621560
>From the shadows, you see a familiar figure walk up to you.
>Just, well, not familiar in 3D.
>Or real.
>The green and black menace herself, Anonfilly.
>-Though, since it's Anon, it's not really a single person, but like a group-
>-But the point is, there's a vulgar green filly on your doorstep at 4 in the morning.
>You accidentally drop the lamp, and it crashes to the floor.
>She just watched it fall, then stared at the enormous amount of lamp pieces on the ground.
>Choosing to ignore it, she simply turns to you.
>"So, uuuh... can I use your phone or something?"
>You blink, then nod.
"Y-yeah, sure, come on in-"
>You step on the glass and fall on your ass.
>That rhymed.
>But it fucking hurts.
>Slowly, Anon walks up to you, a kind of annoyed, mostly neutral look on her face.
>"You alright?"
>All you manage is a slow nod, before you sit up and feel what hell is like.
>You whimper like a pup.
>"So... where's that phone?"
>You point over at the counter, where he casually walks over.
>He/she/whofuckingcares walks over to it, then sits down and stares at the phone sitting probably 2 feet above her.
>"Hey, wanna come help out and grab this shit?"
>You stop picking glass out from your fall and walk over on your knees.
>Once you hand her the phone, she takes it into her hooves awkwardly.
>"Thanks man."
>There's a moment of silence.
>"Oh, and you're bleeding."
>She walks off towards the couch with the phone in hoof, and you figure it would be best to get napkins or something here.
>While you're struggling to find something, Anon finally makes her way over to you.
>"Alright, I called for help. The pizza should be here in a few minutes."
>Goddamn it.

i really dont know what this was, but i just felt like writing something

>>28621589
Though short, i liked it.

>>28621589
When do they fuck?

>>28621589
More would be nice my dude.

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>>28620357
Har! Fedalydee, being a pirate is so good to be!

>>28620357
>when filly decides to torrent the entire clopfic collection of purple horse

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Phone don't have enough power to let me finish mildly upset filly. So have a sneak peak until I can charge my phone and finish it.
then I can work on that sequel image everyone wants

>>28622187
>Her treasure is buried among several folders and hard drive maps, some requiring a password to unlock.

>>28622315
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free

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>>28621395
>tfw no anonfilly
>tfw no anonfilly to shove her futa horsecock into my ass
>tfw won't get turned into a fully female from getting fucked by futa anonfilly

Payee nine not fine

>>28621589
It's garbage. That's what it is.

>>28624175
thanks anon, i knew you'd love it

season finale was ebin

>>28623237
Buy one of those :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng
> Cover in green carpet
> Put a black wig on top
> Fix a strap-on on it
> Tadaaa

Not sure about your last request, tho.

how intense is anonfilly and nyx's sex?

>>28625505
fuck off

>>28625505
Twi has to go in and tell them to shut up with her massive futa dong.

I should commission anonfilly and nyx scissoring

>>28625697
futa anonfilly and nyx*

>>28625697
>>28625720
Really fuck off

>>28625504
for the last one I meant to say fully female anonfilly, took me 5 hours to realize that mistake

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>>28616089

>>28625904
holy shit, that is one intense scrunch

>>28625904
Completely worthless

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>>28625904

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>>28625904
Anonfilly is really cute when she acts brave.

>>28625904
Oh shit nigga thats cute

>>28625499
yes

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Stuck in sleep and work cycle, can't draw for while.
Please post pastebins and don't let the filly die.

Is anonfilly for fetishes?

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>>28628124
sometimes.

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>>28628144
>pet pony anonfilly
Might be neat

Post diaper filly

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>>28628593
Fat fetishism is unhealthy, anon.

>>28628596
literally nobody mentioned fat fetishism. wides slender hips =/ chunky gravy ass on fat.
>>28628593
this. more THICC.

Diaper filly when?

>28628695
Don't even give it your (You)s

>>28628593
>Anonfilly has thicc breeding hips.
>has to deal with colts and even stallions constantly ogling her ass.

>>28625998
Trixie's face always pissed me off in this. Too out of character.

>>28628817
How so?

>>28602236
Next part is predictable as fuck, unfortunately.
>crystal mirror
>anon goes thru
>eqgshit and anon is still a little girl
>he (she) goes back through and cries
>glim comforts him

I'm sorry, but I do like your green tho.
But if I start my own, it'll be AiE because you can't have the Elements of Chaos if you're just a filly.

>>28629471
Lol yea no kidding

>>28629471
I was hoping it was drunk post.

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>>28614876
Been ages since this but fixed a few things that were pissing me off

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>>28631111

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>>28631111
I want to fondle her.

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>>28631111

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>anon kill himself
>go t oequestria as a filly
>anonfilyl kill himself again
>go to eqg

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>>28634604
fucking hoovesd

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What's your favourite Anonfilly Fic/Greentext?

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>>28634758
Mine is Carbs story
I'm kind stored however of seeing Eric Cartman in Equestria. I kind a wanna see more moralfag Anonfilly desu famalama.

>>28634758
Anon Colt by ThatGuyM8 and Punch Ghost Anonfilly by STAND PROUD

I still hope they both come back, but I doubt it. Anon Colt started over a year ago now and was last updated near the end of November.

STAND PROUD's last update was April 19th

>>28634758
http://pastebin.com/J86CKBJD, by all nighter fgt

shit gets me hard everytime

>>28610730
>You still had a headache.
>The suppressed smith and Wesson wasn't actually helping.
>It was digging into your side now as you watch Twilight wake up the white horse.
>He stiffened up a bit as he stretches.
>"Shining! How are you?!"
>He licks his lips before blinking one eye at a time.
>"Oh, I'm good Twily. Celestia told me your coming here to see Glimmer. So I came to see my baby sister, haven't slept for a full day though."
>They embrace each other as you stand there awkwardly, along with everyone else.
>"Oh, Anon! Meet Shining."
"Hello sir. Name's Anon."
>You shake hooves with him as he tilts his head.
>"Hey Twilight, so Anon is like your kid right?"
>She giggles.
>"I am her legal guardian. So, in a sense yeah."
>He freezes. You already see where this is going.
>"So, you mean to tell me. That Anon is..."
>She blushes. And you snicker.
>"It's not funny Anon! And no! No, no, no!"
>Shining looks relieved, and slipped back onto his chair.
>"Look Twilight, Celestia is in there. She set up rooms for you, and she is gonna show you something. "
>What? There was nothing about a meeting.
>You look at the mane 6 and Glimmy as they all looked confused. Clearly, no one was expecting the meeting with the princess.
"Thank you for your service."
>"What?"
>You try to pat Shining, but your too short. So you resort to a salute.
"Judging by your uniform, it's clear your a member of the armed forces. Just saying thanks."
>He smiles and does a salute.
>The door is wide open with nobles staring at you with your helmet.
>You turn your head away as Pinkie carried you up to the final step.

>>28634137
qt

>>28634779
senpai!

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>>28634979
I remember, it's when the shitstorm began. Some lost there shit I think, when reading it.

>>28635155
>You disliked swearing.
>Even though you were friends with Twilight and her friends.
>You really didn't like it when Applejack or Rainbow Dash would call each other names.
>Friends should never hurt one another on purpose.
>That's why you had a swear jar.
"Pinkie! They'd ask. Why would one have such need for a jar?"
>You looked around giggling as you made a silly mistake.
>Oh well!
>"Pinkie. I hope I didn't bother you by having you carry me around."
>You giggled even more.
"Oh Anon, I'm not bothered one bit! Actually you should put one bit in the swear jar."
>Anon looks confused as she tilts her head.
>Oh you almost forgot. The princess is in front of you.
>You traveled up the stairs faster than expected.
>And there she was. Princess Celestia.
>Nonny got off and an very loud clop was heard when her boots hit the ground.
>She saluted the princess, with her chest puffed out.
>You are pretty sure Anon wasn't a pegasus. But you double checked.
>The rest of the girls and Spike show up and bow down before the princess.
>And you looked really hard if Anon had wings.
>Instead she has her block thing, some weird straps, and a knife.
>Seems normal.
>Anon puts her backpack on, and makes sure the mosin is on tight.
>"You may arise my subjects."
>Anon's eyes sparkle almost as she stares jaw dropped.
>She walks up close to Celestia. Who gives her a warm smile.
>It's so cute! The sunlight coming from the windows gives it a more comfy feeling to it.
>Anon takes one more step, finally, she takes off her helmet.
>Celestia gets from off her throne.
>And Anon says one thing under her breath.
>"You seem flamboyant just like Ziggy."

>>28635572
>You stood in front of the big pony in front of you.
>"Who is this Ziggy?" He sounds like an interesting fellow."
>You turn around and walk back over to Spike and the girls.
"Sorry, slipped my tounge."
>Princess Celestia wasn't convinced, and you could tell. It's fine, not like she's gonna ask many questions.
>She gestures you and the group to follow her, and so you did.
>You continued down a corridor.
>Maids and butlers were rushing from door to door. Along with some chefs in the mix.
>It reminded you of a five star hotel almost. It was quite other worldly.
>You finally reach a room guared by two ponies in black suits and grey turtlenecks. One was a white mare, the other a tan stallion.
>They open the door for the princess, and you skedaddle right under her.
>The door closes violently, causing you to jump almost.
>The room was a dim blue, with a round table in the middle.
>Along with...
>Terminals?
>"Take a seat girls."
>Celestia teleported and took the overly large black chair with the sun symbol on it.
>You pull a chair out and sit in it.
>It felt comfortable on your ass. Holy hell, this was nice.
>"Right, so let's recap,"
>Celestia lit her horn up, making a illuminated cube appear.
>To you this seems like some James Bond spy mumbo jumbo.
>You were gonna raise your hand bef-
>Is that a napalm strike footage.
>You see the plane fly over a field, before those shells came out and a hell covered the area.
>The jungle was burning up. And you could make out a few soldiers flaying on the ground amoung the pools of fire.
>No.
>No. This can't be real. There is no way-
>"starting with Anon, from the 69th Horses corp of the U.S army."

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>>28635765
OH SHI-

>>28635765
I did not expect that.

>>28628695
Soon

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>>28628593
>tfw thicq

yes hello I need know when board delete

>>28636324
now

>>28611141
this turns me on

>>28636322
>thicc

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>>28636322
th-those hips
>butt freckles

lord i cant take it

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>thicc anonfilly

oh hey you might get green tonight

>>28636322
>>28636429
>Built for breeding.

>>28602236

>After a quick shower and breakfast you were walking through the castle halls with Celestia
>You were a bit skeptical of there actually being a portal, but you were keeping your hopes up
>You also wonder how long Celestia has known about it
>"In here."
>Celestia opens the door and beckons you into the room
>This is the sunrise hall, how could the portal be here?
>The couches have been pushed out of the center of the room, and a strange circle has been drawn on the floor
>You weren't a magic expert, but you've played enough dungeons and dragons to know this is some kind of ritual
>Twilight is standing over the circle facing away from you, with various chalks and a tome in her magical grip
>When did she get here?
>Fuckin' harpy
>She turns to you and Celestia as you enter the room
>"Princess! Anon!"
>"Good to see you, Twilight. Thank you for showing up on such short notice."
>"Don't mention it."
>Celestia and Twilight give each other a heartfelt hug
>Sorta cute
>You're still confused though, you were promised a portal back to Earth
"What is going on? Why is Purple here?"
>Twilight turns to you and rolls her eyes
>"Endearing as ever, aren't you Anon?"
"Of course, Purple horse. What is going on? I was trying to have a good weekend you know."
>Celestia interrupts your banter
>"This is a circle of teleportation. It will allow us to travel great distances instantaneously."
"So... enough to send me home?"
>"Indirectly, yes. Normally we would take the train to our destination, but this is a short notice trip and time is valuable."
"Train... what?"
>Now you're even more confused
>How does a train take you home?

>>28636656

>"I'll explain, for now we need to get going. Step into the center of the circle."
>You oblige, and Celestia and Twilight step into the circle with you
>The two unicorns begin charging magic from their horns and channel it into the spellbook
>A beam of magical energy bursts from the book onto the floor drawing, and the chalk begins to illumate
>The world explodes in a bright flash of light
>You close your eyes in reaction to the flash to find your vision replaced with a broad spectrum of colors
>It feels like your feet have been swept from under you, hurtling your body at a million miles an hour
>Your entire body is spinning
>Before you can comprehend the sensation, its over
>You slump onto the floor at your new destination
>Your stomach protests as your breakfast threatens your taste buds with another helping
>You curl up in a ball trying to process the surreal sensations you're experiencing
>"Don't worry, the first time is always the worst."
>Celestia and Twilight try to pick you up, but you push them away
"J..just g-give me a sec."
>Once you got your bearings, you managed to open your eyes
>The floor had remenants of a chalk circle, much like the one you had been standing in before
>But you're obviously in a different place
>The air feels cool, but refreshing
>The floor feels cold and hard as diamonds
>looking up, you take in the crystalline room
>Whats with all the crystal stuff and these ponies? some sort of fetish or fascination?
>Celestia and Twilight look at you with concern, and there are other ponies with them
>One is a pink alicorn with a candy mane, and the other is a white stallion with a blue striped mane
>You blink your eyes hard, trying to adjust
>You eventually fight off the sick feeling and make it to your feet
"I'm good."
>Celestia beams
>"Excellent."

>>28636661

>She turns to the unfamilar ponies
>"Thank you for having us on such short notice."
>They nod, and the pink princess speaks up
>"Of course. This must be Anonymous."
>She walks over to you with the stallion in tow
>"I am Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, but you call call me Cadance. This is my husband, Prince Shining Armor."
>The stallion extends a hoof to you
>Is this a handshake? hoofshake
>"It's a pleasure."
>You touch his hoof your own and exchange an awkward shake
>Guess its a shake then
"So... about that portal..."
>Cadence looks over to Celestia
>"Oh, you've already told her then?"
>Celestia chuckles
>"It was the only way I could get her out of bed."
>You scrunch your face
"Yea, it was a dirty trick cause I don't see a portal here!"
>Everypony dawws
>"Oh, she's so cute!"
>You scrunch harder
"I'm not cute!"

>>28636662

>After an unsuccessful bout to convince them of your not cuteness, you all begin making your way through the crystal palace
>hopefully to that damn portal you were promised
>Twilight and Cadance are chatting it up like high school girls while Celestia and Shining make casual conversation
>You tag along, brooding in a contemplative silence
>Are they really just pulling your strings, or do they really have a portal?
>And why this sudden trip? Why didn't Celestia say anything about this sooner?
>Why didn't she bring you here right away?
>"Anon?"
>Twilight's voice breaks you from your thoughts
"Yea?"
>"You ok?"
"Yea."
>"You sure? If somethings bothering you, you can talk to me about it."
"Well, actually..."
>"Oh, this is it."
>The group pushes through a large set of dark doors
>You enter a room filled with an assortment of odd ends and trinkets
>Various displays of ornate pottery and statues grab your attention
>But the masterpiece of the room is obviously the large ornate mirror against the far wall
>Its base is lined with horse shoe engravings, and the edge of the mirror is adorned with brilliant purple gemstones
>It makes Celestia look short, it must be at least seven feet tall
>The group leads you over to the mirror

>>28636666
check em'

>"This is it."
"What?"
>Celestia gives you a comforting look
>"This mirror is a gateway to another world. A world we presume is your own."
>So they weren't fibbing you
>This shits real
>You can't help but let an abmormally large grin take over your face
"So I can just walk through and go home?"
>Celestia nods
>"Yes..."
>She looks over to Twilight who chimes in
>"Based on what you've been discussing with Celestia over the past week and my own experiences on the other side, we are 97.49% certain that it is your home."
>hol up
>Twilight has been to Earth?
>What a bitch
"You mean you've been to Earth, and you thought I was just full of shit, and you didn't mention this portal at all to me."
>You've taken her by surprise, and her shocked expression betrays it
"So here I've been being manic depressive since I've got here, and you've just kept this secret from me."
>You feel a seething rage burning inside of you, but you do your best to remain calm and collected
"Just letting me suffer when the solution was right here the whole time."
>You turn towards the mirror
"Fuck you, Purple."
>You dash towards the portal mirror
>Your mind briefly darts to thoughts of Starlight
>You didn't even get to say goodbye
>A pang of crushing guilt hits you as you leap into the portal mirror

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Sorry lads, EQG is canon.

>>28636675
nobody cares

post anongrill

>>28636675
i knew there was a reason you were labeled super satan

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>>28636680

>>28636675
its k
just keep writing the good story

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>>28636719
pretty sure he means this

>>28636759
nude edit when

>>28636675
I still don't think so, but I'll accept that you do if it means you continue writing.