How would you go about proposing to your waifu?

>>28586173
I don't believe in marriage

>>28586173
Not sure how but i would propose at sunset :^)

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Marry me or I won't tell you when my birthday is.

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>>28586173

>proposing to your waifu?
What is that gay shit?
I would put chloroform on her nose or beat her until she loses conscience
Then throw her on my van and keep her caged for the rest of her
I may have with her multiple childs or probably kill her if she gets too rebel

>>28586330
>average glimmerfag: the post

>>28586330
I'd completely disapprove that behavior, but Starlight is probably the only sentient being who has ever existed that deserves it. So I'm OK with this.

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>>28586330
Careful with that edge bud.

>>28586430
Indeed, I wouldnt do that to Rarity or Twalot (both very pretty ponies) but Glimmy
She wakes some strange fetish on me making me lust her everyday more

>>28586980
>raping is edgy
Do you get out of your basement?

>>28588322
>>raping is edgy
Raping is very edgy

>>28588330
Raping is so common its not edgy anymore
Its like having an accident on car
I roughly estimate that the number of car accidents is the same of people raped

>>28588358
It doesn't make it not edgy.

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>>28586173
Nothing too cushy, but just enough to be convincing.

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>"I have something for you."
>stick my fist into her vagina up to the elbow

She would understand.

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>>28586330

>different species
>multiple childs

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>>28588358
>believing feminist statistics
>on 4chan

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>>28586173
With an autistic speech about how much I love her and the time we've spent together. I might take her family out to a nice restaurant and cap off the night with my proposal.

>>28588384

How?
Edgy means someone trying to give a "cooler" image by doing uncommon things