Dadonequus thread: The chaos carnival edition

Fucking hell, I forgot to tell you guys to get "35% more cliffhangers edition"
Well whatever, another thread, another green.

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gumball
gumball pls

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So now that the flim flam arch has been almost resolved I want to point something about the two main anons:
ErfAnon:
>Blasted Starlight first chance he got and turned her into a filly, then he broke her emotionally
>Beated snips and snails bare hoofed
>Almost castrated Discord when there was that fake kidnapping attempt
>Beated the shit out of snips and snails with the horn
>Transformed into Bowser and got shit slapped by snip and snails and parapara
>Almost killed Rainbow Dash when he turned into Dante and activated the devil trigger
>Obliterated those Griffon criminals with a Kame Hame Ha, and even riped off the claws of one of them
>Got saved by Chrysalis from the ex-captain but if not, he would have attempted to murder him
>Became a bitch against a chimera
>Headbutted the batfilly leaving her unconsious and then traumatized her with the rape kiss
>Went full JBA with the mecha that the brothers had

>>28582822
(Cont...)
Now for PhD
>Got saved by the Cherryberry from getting his shit pushed in by Blueblood
>Used his levitation spell to make Spike unable to move, talked him down and called the purple dragon a cuck
>Stopped batmilf from tearing Twilight's head off by using a SSS-tier spell that probably only very high tier unicorns and alicorns can perform
>Kissed Cherrywood to avoid getting his shit handled to him
>Convinced Catherine to help him out to rob Black Mesa instead of knocking her down.
>Talked with the little changeling captain, got the info he wanted, made friends with the captain (managed to won the changeling admiration), even naming him, then he taser'd the captain when the little guy got to stupid and wanted to fight to the death
>Got saved by Discord from getting shot by the USA military
>Is playing Starlight like a damn fiddle, waiting for Aegia and the rest of the backup to come while he makes GlimGlam talk.

Now I'm confused, wasnt ErfAnon supposed to be Captain America and Phd to be Tony Stark? Because how they have faced each one of their fights sounds like the complete oposite. ErfAnon acts with more violence in his fights and gets more emotional, PhD just talks his way out, sometimes he comes off as based, others as a smug bastard. For someone who is supposed to be great at magic, he really doesn't use that to go on the offensive

>>28582836
That's a good analysis.

ErfAnon is more impulsive than PhD. Especially when the fight can be in his favor. ErfAnon doesn't like to be looked down upon or take chances. He'll fight if his diplomacy fails or if he gets too worked up. He doesn't always win of course, like any fight against Chrysalis early on or his fight with Big Mac or Shining armor. Also remember, due to a magical adrenaline increase, he ruined the vagjayjay of a Griffon waitress.

>>28582836
What I wanted to say with all of this despite my terrible grammar (Phones aren't kind when writting a long post) is this: I don't know if Erf and Elo have noticed how opposite they have written their Anons, but at the same time how perfectly they fall into what they are supposed to represent. ErfAnon special talent IS chaos, and has resolved every single one of his fighta like a chaotic being would do (Fucking shit up).

We still don't know what PhD's special talent will be, but based on how he has been resolving each and every one of his "fights" (He really doesn't fight, even when he could rekt everyone's shit) we can pretty much assume that it will be harmony related, or hell a harmony cutie mark which based on what elo has been setting up (you don't fool me) is likely to happen during the chaos carnival or during this showdown against GlimGlam.

I don't know if you two have been collaborating behind the scenes to make this possible, or if this was just a coincidence, but I find it brilliant. If you two would ever do a much bigger crossover after PhD has gotten his cutie mark, then I'm confident that this background would be a (again) brilliant and super interesting set up for the conflict between these two colts that represent the exact oposite ideologies

>>28582983
we don't conspire. I never even thought of that too too much. If we ever did a crossover. i'd have to wait till his anon is fully established. also watching finale....scaringly close to Starlight going back to the town minus Trixie

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>You sleep soundly on Flam's bed.
>"Anon..."
>you dream of Chrysalis, in the hopes she's ok
>"Anon"
>Also snacks. Namely your much beloved Doritos and Mountain Dew...which was oddly being served to you by the bug queen.
>"Anon! By Tartarus, my other self was right. You sleep way too much!"
>You feel the blanket being pulled so hard off of you that you end up sliding off the bed and hitting your head. Though, you barely feel that this time. It was nothing at this point.
"Hu-uh? W-what?! Whats going on?"
>You were on your back, part of you covered in the blanket as Gertrude looks down at you. She rolls her eyes and points to the windows. There was sunlight coming from them "Anon, you're lazy. You know that? Even my foals don't sleep around as much as you do"
"Gertrude?...oh"
>Yeah, you hadn't left yet. You almost thought that you'd wake up in your world. But things weren't done yet. Unfortunately, you knew your horn had no charge, it was still the same day you beat Flim and Flam.
"W-what time is it?"
>"It's the afternoon." Gertrude says in an annoyed way. Looking down at you with..she found it unbelievable you slept like this due to the fact how important today was.
>...the afternoon?
"THE AFTERNOON?! HOLY CRAP!"
>You threw off the blanket and looked around in a panic
"What's happened?! was there a vote?! are they still voting?! Is Celestia a princess?!...wait no.."
>Thats impossible
"That can't be right, it would take a couple of days. Wouldn't it?"
>"...Not if a few guards spilled the story last night on the former kings. Everypony panicked about what could happen and immediately called for Celestia to be the princess again."
>..wait
"Hey, that's actually pretty good"

>>28583554
>"..No, that's bad. Because now everypony is scared for themselves and looking to Celestia for an answer. We didn't even have time to make a speech yet. Sunset,Twilight, and Princess Celestia are locked up in the throne room right now planning. They want to ask you for the use of the horn but. Given what my other self has told me. You don't have the ability to right now. Right?"
>No...
"Well uh, no. But, can't we postpone things til tomorrow?"
>Gertrude shook her head. "No, unfortunately it'll have to be today. But. We'll leave the princess to handle that for now. We need to go see my other self, she has a surprise for us somewhere outside the city"
"Woah, hold on. You actually saw her recently?"
>You got worried. A surprise? was she ok?
"Is she ok? Is she hurt?! I need to know. She took a pretty bad hit last night from that drill and-"
>Gertrude puts her hoof onto your mouth and puts it in just a little to make you shut up. Egh, tasted like bug. "She's fine. But she's being secretive about something.And I'd rather not waste time waiting. So hop on my back,and we'll get going."
>Hop on her back? Could she even fly?
"Erm..Why? Aren't we just going to walk there? I can walk just fine, you know that right? And shouldn't we tell the others that we'll be gone?"
>"I already told my children that I'll be out. The rest don't need to know a thing. Now..." She points to her back "Why don't you be a good little foal. And hop on my back." Her tone was rather sharp, just like your Chrysalis
"ugh, fine. I'm not gonna argue with you, because I already know how stubborn either of you can be. But do you have to be so crass?"
>Gertrude sighs as she lowers herself so you can climb on her back. "Something about you irks me, perhaps if you didn't argue when I tell you something I'd be nicer. When I said get on my back, I expect you to do it. I wouldn't give you a ride unless I had a reason."

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>>28583554

>>28583757
>You climb onto her back, and hold on. Gertrude looks around. Checks back at the door, and starts walking towards the window.
"I hope you don't act like this on your "children" when nopony is looking"
>Gertrude scoffs as she opens a window "I'd NEVER do that. Unlike you, they are pure, innocent, and loving...plus they pay attention to me. They don't even mind the fact that I look less that I once did..." Gertrude stops to touch at the place her horn once was. "Look, I don't hate you. I'm just upset.."
>Upset?.hrn, it felt weird hearing it like that from her. Then again, this wasn't your Chrysalis.
"Upset? About what?"
>Gertrude looks around, it looked like she was measuring things with her eyes. "This collar. after the former kings left, I went into Flim's room to take the generator box that powered the collar. Unfortunatly, as it turns out. It was a fake...A FAKE!" Gertrude loses her cool and rips the window off it's hinges and throws it "HOW COULD I BE FOOLED BY A FAKE. ALL THE TIMES I WENT AFTER IT BEFORE. IT WAS ALL A RUSE TO MAKE ME THINK I COULD TURN THINGS AROUND ON THEM! THEY HAD THE ACTUAL GENERATOR ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME AND I DIDN'T NOTICE! NOW I'M STUCK WITH THIS COLLAR FOREVER! THEY USED FALSE HOPE TO TRY TO BREAK MY SPIRIT...OHHH, I DON'T CARE WHAT CELESTIA SAYS. IF I SEE THEM AGAIN. I'LL BREAK THEM PHYSICALLY!"
>Gertrude was breathing hard. ohhh, damn. Now you understood why she was upset. It must of took a lot of patience to hold that in until now.
>You also almost lose your balance. You almost fly out the window
"Woah woah! C-calm down...look. Don't worry about it ok? I don't know when I have to go back. So maybe tomorrow, I can just try using the horn to break the collar or something."
>Gertrude stops, almost immediately.....that didn't make sense to her. "You'd do that for me? Even after saying you irk me?"

>>28583986
"Yeah, I mean. If I could be cool with your "Evil" self. Then the nice version that is you has got to be pretty ok. And that makes us friends. So of course I'll help you out. Anyway I can"
>Gertrude stopped, her voice became more gentle after you said those words. "...mnnn, then all I can ask you is..please, don't leave until you do. Can you do that for me? As a friend?"
>You nod
"Yeah, I'll find a way to postpone leaving if I can help it. Look, we may never see eachother again. I don't want to leave now that I said I'd help you too. We're all friends here. And I'd like to think that even after we leave. That we'll always remember eachother."
>"Ok.....I'm fine with that. Just never say it like that again. Much too sappy for my taste. Anyway, we've wasted enough time here. Are you ready for this?" Gertrude leans over the window. And prepares to jump.
>wait..WAIT!
"HOLD ON! WAIT! ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO TRY TO FLY?"
>Gertrude gives you a stoic yet sarcastic look "Why yes Anon, I'm going to fly using the power of thoughts and friendship."
>Oh, you recognized that tone. But...thankfully, that meant she wasn't going to try. So why was she leaning outwards like that.
"Hey, sorry. Just thought you were going to do something crazy. Can't blame me for thinking that after nearly jumping out the window like that"
>"That's crazy? Funny, I do it all the time" Gertrude says as she prepares for a jump
>wut?
"WHAT?! YOU MEAN...W-WHAT?! WAIT! HOLD OOOOONNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHIIIITTT!"
>Gertrude hops out the window and starts hopping from spire to spire with great finesse, clinging to walls and running down them until she starts jumping from building to building until you both reached the outskirts of the city. Somewhere on the other side of the mountain. There was a now abandoned construction site building...something. Well, they were. You never got a chance to speak the entire time. Too busy screaming from her quick movements.

>>28584048
>"Ahhhh, it always feels good to skulk and jump about like that, How are you doing Anon?" Gertrude looks back to see your condition.
>You were as still as a statue, your face full of shock, so still that you just slid to the right and fell off You didn't even make a sound.
>Gertrude just shook her head as she looked upwards in embarrassment "What an overreaction. My children would have loved to ride around like that. egh..." Gertrude looks down at you and gives you a light slap on the face "Snap out of it, we're here."
"O-ow!..ogh..."
>You went as limp as a ragdoll after that slap. And then rolled onto your back and looked up into the bright sky.
"W-where's here?"
>"A construction site for the Kings' mountainside museum. It was abandoned a few months ago. No reason to waste resources when you were going to jump dimensions" Gertrude starts looking around. "She's close..."
>"Closer than you think" Chrysalis, still with one wing, steps out from behind a set of metal beams "Good afternoon you two, how have you both been?" Chrysalis said with a sinister grin

>>28584134
Erfanon continuing to be a fucking spastic retard. You sure you didn't give him a touch of the downs, Erf? Maybe just half of an extra chromosome?

>>28584134
>You slowly got up. Christ, she had one of those evil grins on her face. what could she possibly be up to this time? Was she planning to conquer this Equestria?....nah, can't be. If she did. the windigos would get her.
"Chrysalis? huh, what's going on?"
>"Oh, not much. I decided to try being like the pink one for once.." Chrysalis turns into Pinkie Pie, and then throws confetti into the air "AND THROW A PARTY! YAYYY!"
>...uh wut?
>"A party?" Gertrude looks around, she couldn't get a feel for anything else. She couldn't even tell what her other self was planning. "If I remember the old days, and as I understand it, you ARE the old days. You hate parties, so what's going on?"
"Yeah, I agree. That...is really weird. You even changed into Pinkie Pie. You HATE Pinkie Pie. did that drill hit you too hard on the head? Are you ok?"
>Pinkie's excited face turned into one of being purely agitated from that response. She just narrows her eyes at you and changes back to Chrysalis. "...Yes I'm ok. I can't throw a party once in awhile? I can't be festive? Do you think that I'm just a dull bug who plots and schemes all the time?"
>....errrr
"Yeah...Kinda"
>"......" Chrysalis rolled her eyes ".....tch, to know that both of you think that hurts me. Right here, in my little black heart. It may be a little rushed, but I thought throwing a party for the three of us would be just what we need to bring smiles to all of our faces."
>Uhhhhhh......
>Both you and Gertrude look at eachother, then at her.
>"I..have to agree with Anon. Are you sure you didn't take a hit to the head? You're sounding insane"
"Yeah cripes, that's pretty damn creepy. How can any of this be a party? There's no anything that would make it one. Look, Chrysalis, have you been out all night? Maybe you need some sleep."

>>28584175
He's a special kind of pony, ain't he?

>>28584197
>Chrysalis shook her head "How disappointing. I suppose that I'm not as good as the pink one to setting up the proper party with cake, streamers, fireworks, and the like. But I'll tell you one thing I'm good at..."
>Chrysalis's horn glows as a large bag is dragged out from behind the metal beams. She puts it between herself and the two of you. There was something inside...something struggling. "And that's providing the main piece of the party."
>What in the world?
"W-what's that?"
>The tied end of the bag began to magically undo itself from Chrysalis's magic as she chuckled in delight "What? How about who instead?...allow me to present..."
>The bag untied itself to reveal....Flim and Flam. Tied and gagged. Struggling and terrified. "The former kings of this Equestria....isn't it delicious?"
>Gertrude froze, her eye began to twitch from rage just from the sight of them.
>You, you were just surprised.
"Holy shit Chrysalis, What the....This is going against Celestia's word."
>Chrysalis sighed "Really Anon? After everything they've done. You'd rather follow this Celestia's word? Are you telling me you don't want any form of revenge, or fucking hell, just some fun? You remember what fun is, don't you?"
>You did know what fun was. Hell, you hated these two. Or these versions of these two anyway.
"...I do, that's why I'm totally ok with this. Fuck these guys. I'm with you on this one, I think Celestia went too light on them."
>Yeah, she really did. between the foal slavery and ruining everyone's lives. You remembered what happened to Filthy Rich too. in fact, you had to ask Celestia about that after all this was done.
>"Hrnnn?" Chrysalis was deeply intrigued by your decision "No objections whatsoever?"
"Not a one"
>Chrysalis cackled "Finally, something diabolically sensational out of you for on-"
>But Chrysalis is interrupted as Flim and Flam struggle enough to get their gags off.

>>28584251
>"What are you doing?! You can't do this! Celestia let us go! It's against her word!" Flim yells in terror
>You shrug
"Sorry bro, she ain't my Celestia. Y'know, other world ponies and all that. Besides, You made my aunt of this world into a fucking mega hippy and ruined my marefriend's dad. So basically..."
>You grin at them
"We gonna fuck yo shit up"
>"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" Flim screams
>"Gertrude!..Gertrude..." Flam tries to sound more tender and caring "Think of us not as your masters, but as your friends. If we hadn't done what we did. You'd have eventually been brought down by Celestia. Either by banishment or by pure destruction! In a way, we saved you. Surely that counts for something...right? We're all tied together. Me, my brother..and you" He tries to appeal to Gertrude's kinder nature.
>Gertrude and her anger suddenly vanished as she sighed heavily, and put her hoof to her chest "You're right Flam, we are tied together. The three of us. As I gaze upon you two now." She steps up closer to them "There's nothing I can do to harm you two. I am still yours to do with as you please..."
>Flam sighed in relief as you look upon her with surprise and worry.
>You look to Chrysalis for a response, but she was just observing. The fuck?!
">Gertrude, I am extremely glad to hear you understand." Flam sighs in relief
>"Indeed, as am I. Now please tell these ruthless barbarians to let us go. Will you? They have to realize the bond we formed was beyond this whole slavery nonsense."

>>28584343
>Gertrude nods to the both of them "I do understand. And we have formed quite the bond." Gertrude reaches her hoof out into Flim's shirt. And takes out some sort of device. Whatever it was, it made the brothers flinch in horror. Gertrude threw the gizmo down to the ground and smashed it with her hoof. the moment she did. The collar let out an electrical discharge, and fell off. Gertrude then let out an evil little snicker "But now the bond is over. So now we can....hmmm." Gertrude looks to the both of you "What would you both say in this situation?"
>Fuck yeah! Haha! That was actually pretty damn sweet. Well, looked like she wouldn't need your magic after all. That was one hell of a little play. To think, those two bastards were lugging it around. Looks like they still thought they could control at least her. Nah fuck it, they done.
"I'd use a simple "Fuck you two up" "
>"Hrn?" Gertrude was confused "That doesn't sound right. Is that even an actual phrase? or a word even?"
>Chrysalis nods "Oh it is, and Anon is right. It fits the situation perfectly. It just means we're going to ruin their life in some way."
>Gertrude snickers "Well then...." Gertrude looks to the two brothers, her eyes giving a shimmer of vicious green as she slowly feels her power returning. Even though it was a tiny bit, it was something "You're both fucked. Now...what's the plan?"
"I say we beat the living shit out of them."
>"Good thinking Anon, I like the effort. But we are higher beings. Yes, even you. No, I have a better idea. There was a reason I chose this venue after all" Chrysalis slowly turned her head to a couple of port-a-potties
>"Oh? a better idea? I don't know. I actually like Anon's idea right now. There's sooooooo much I want to get off my hooves right now...and into their faces" Gertrude looked upon the cowering pair with a dark look, a glint in her eye.
>But you could see what Chrysalis was looking at. And it made you have such a perverse grin.

>>28584413
"Oh Chrysalis...that's just awesome."
>Chrysalis grins back at you. She was so glad you understood what she meant. "Anon, I rarely get to see this side of you , especially this serious about it. It's almost attractive...almost" She was being half sarcastic
"Oh..you think that's good? Give me a few minutes..."
>You start walking towards the port-a-potty. Open the door. And step inside.
>Gertrude was confused "What's he doing? What's going on now?"
>But Flim and Flam seemed to know what's going on
>"You couldn't..." Flim said in a low voice
>"YOU WOULDN'T!" Flam yelled out, he could take anymore shit...literally.
>Chrysalis groaned and regagged them with her magic "Will you two be quiet, your annoying me. Anyway.." Chrysalis looks to Gertrude with a grin. "It should be obvious by now. But I'll explain. We're going to put those two in there....bring them to the edge of the mountain there....and oopsy! we tip it over. Now won't that be fun?"
>Gertrude cackled "I must admit, I do feel a little like my old self. I'm just wondering about him, he seemed so caring and loving before. What with gathering those other ponies and such. And now, if I am assuming correctly, he's defecating in there."
>"Anon can be quite surprising sometimes. I'd say it would be a mystery. But I've seen first hand evidence that his kind is capable of many things. And many emotions. They can be kind,caring, and sweet...but cross them....and you'll have a nuke in your face"
>Gertrude was confused "Hrn? Is it that human thing you spoke about?"
>Chrysalis nodded "Exactly...."
>You soon came out of the port-a-potty. Relieved, and rarin' to go.
"Alrighty. All set to go. And I gotta say, it's some of my best work."
>You stand next to the port-a-potty. and wait, as you notice one of the brothers begin to glow green from Chrysalis's horn as they scream and struggle. their cries muffled by the gags.

>>28584621
>And just like that. Gertrude grabbed Flim and tossed him into the Port-a-potty as Flam goes flying in after. Their screams of smelly agony could be heard by the three of you. Delicious.
>You started to hum a little tune as you stood in front of the port-a-potty and faced away from it.
"hmm..hmm..AND...LIFTOFF!"
>You buck it as hard as you can. It actually moves forward, and tips downwards. Falling over the safety beam and hitting the side of the mountain as it begins to slide down at a horrendously quick pace.
"hehe, Well ain't that shit."
>"It is, I'm satisfied now" Chrysalis trotted over to see the port-a-potty tumble downwards.
>"As am I, the sweet taste of revenge is so delicious. In fact, I think I'll bake a few cherry pies for the little ones when I get back"
>All three of you share in the moment. listening to the brothers screams of agony before they tumbled too far down to be heard anymore.
>Revenge really was sweet.
>After that. You all returned to the castle. There really wasn't much to do now but wait for Celestia. The scary thing was that the castle had been surrounded by ponies awaiting Celestia's speech. You had to be carried back up to your room by Gertrude pretty much the same way you left. And that..was fucking frightening.
>You were alone with Chrysalis now. Gertrude had thanked you both for the delicious vengeance. But left, wanting to tend to her foals.
>"...So what do we do now? How do we get home?" Chrysalis wondered
"I don't know yet, I'd assume it'd have to do with Celestia's speech. I don't think I could help write it or anything. But if it has to go worldwide, I could use the horn to like..project everything she's saying across Equestria, maybe throw in some visuals. But without another charge.."

>>28584685
>"Another charge you say? Perhaps I can help with that." You hear a familiar chuckle interrupt you "Perhaps? What am I thinking, I definitely could help with that. Because, really? This little story has run it's course long enough and there's only so much couch sitting I can do watching you two. Not to say you both didn't do a good job, it was a fun ride except for the dreadful middle section where you were befriending ponies and all. Really, all of this probably could have been solved if you made better use of the horn. Although that whole "Stand" business was rather cute. If only because it itself had good taste in pony."
>"Discord?" Both you and Chrysalis say, looking around.
>And in a flash. Discord appeared. or rather, a fuzzy and transparent Discord appeared. going blurrier or coming up as visual white noise like a tv every so often. "Close, but it's actually just a magically induced hologram. I unfortunately can't leave my spot. Somepony has to keep the dimensional path clear. In anycase, I assume you both are ready to go home? There's only so long I can keep the dimensional path between alternate times like this open"
>"Of course I am, I won't lie. I had some fun. But I've gotten everything I wanted out of this place and want to go home." Chrysalis answers.
"So do I. But I need a little more time. I just want to be able to say goodbye to the friends I made here in the castle. And pass on a message to the ones outside of it. Like Ponk and Rainbow Dash....heh...sorry Ponk, I'm gonna have to skip dinner"
>"Ahh, that "Friendly" side of you finally poking out after that brilliant show at that construction site, Eh? I can't really do that. You don't have too much time left. So what I suggest is do that now. and then do that speech thing with Celestia. Because Anon, once you use this extra charge I've sent you. You'll be sent back home. The both of you will. Chryssi. You don't have any bothersome goodbyes to handle as well. Do you?"

>>28584742
>Chrysalis shook her head "Of course not. I'm done here. My other self already knows I want to leave and I've already discussed with her everything I needed. I have no obligation to say goodbye to anypony else"
>"Well Anon, I suppose that just leaves you. I'd suggest you get a move on. Those ponies out there seem restless and I'm sure that suggestion of yours would help speed things along." Discord says as he boredly puts on the same butterfly gloves his "Stand" self put on. "Hmm, I rather like these..they speak to me..they say...."Make some punch for a party, and then watch as a fist comes out of the punch and hits Applejack in the face" Discord chuckled.
>You laugh at that, it was a little mean, sure. But you found it funny all the same.
"Heh, You'll never change buddy. Anyway, I gotta say. It was a crazy ride. But thanks for making this happen."
>"Oh spare me Anon, I don't need to hear that dribble. You already have the satisfaction of saving an entire world. You don't need to be sentimental about it. Anyhoo, see you both at home. Good luck Anon, don't screw things up now" Discord then compressed, and turned into a small ball that flew into your horn. giving it a soft glow. It wasn't truly him of course. But that was his magic. It looks like you had one final thing to do.
>Time to say goodbye.

>>28584772
Oh man, time to see the changeling captain reaction after PhD

>>28582983
I'm incredibly happy that someone has actually put attention to everything that I have set up and yes you are right, I even have PhD's cutie mark designed already but no, we don't conspire behind the scenes and I haven't thought about erfanon writting mine.

And yes, PhD doesn't fight, and I think that's fine, a lot more of his character will be fleshed out during the carnival

"Discord? Why are we back at the castle?"
>"Why you ask? To play a little game of course!" Discord snaps his claw, making the throne in the center of the room start to grow in height.
>"Discord! No modifications to the royal throne!" Luna shouts at Discord, but doesn't do any good as he takes off his ears as a set of earmuffs.
>"Hmm? Did I hear complaining?" Discord looks at his ears and surprisingly they answer.
>"Nope, no complaining."
>"Chaos is the only words I hear... help me."
>Discord nods to them before putting his ears back on and making a rising motion with his hands.
>Luna turns to Celestia for support, but only sees her calm demeanor from before. "Relax Luna, whatever changes Discord makes, they can be reverted. And besides, I'd love to play a game at the moment. Wouldn't you?" Celestia winks at her and Luna blinks a few times in response before nodding her head.
>"Oh yes, right. It almost slipped my mind." Those two were up to something, but you couldn't quite understand what they might be thinking.
>And as for Starlight...
>Jeez, she didn't look too good.
>"Well... I guess this is what I deserve for trying to ditch my vacation duties..." Before she can't slump down in disappointment and shame, you pat her on the head, getting her attention.
"You have a connection to my mother, so I won't let anything happen to you."
>"Oh-uh... thanks..." Starlight appreciated the support more than anything at the moment. "So you're gonna be Twilight's son? I never expected her to be the one to adopt and take care of foals, especially one like you... no offense of course."
"I do not know what Twilight's preferences are regarding young, but I am going be her son according to Discord."
>This made Starlight puzzled. "But why would Discord choose Twilight of all ponies, unless it had to do with that power of yours as he mentioned, but I don't see her doing anything about it at the moment."
"That's because she's in the hospital."

>>28587153
>"Oh, well that makes se-... why is Twilight in the hospital!?"
"We went to the Everfree Forest and got attacked by timberwolves."
>Starlight's concerned look matches no other you've seen before. "The Everfree Forest is supposed to be the most dangerous place around Ponyville. Why in Equestria would she willingly just 'walts' in like that?"
"That... would be my fault, but perhaps this wouldn't be the best time to talk about it."
>You point to the center of the room, which has turned into a giant display of twists and turns and loops of a tunnel system with each either ending up or down the mountain leading to the throne at the top.
>The walls and windows have contorted out to make room for the large growth, separating the ceiling like a flower in bloom.
>And sitting on the throne satisfied is none other than Discord. "Ah, it's good to be king again!" Stretching his arms out of their sockets and cracking their fingers, he looks down at the for of you and preemptively clears his throat before speaking. "Hello everypony! Today we are going to play a little game I like to call, "The Carousel of Chaos"!" Fireworks shoot out from the contraption, hitting the walls and forming more of the sporadic loops in there place and connecting back to the throne.
>Luna grimaces at the state the throne room has been turned into, but begrudgingly sighs. "I don't suppose there will be rules for this game, will there?"
>Discord teleports down wearing a red cape and fancy golden crown and perfects his stance with a golden cane. "Why of course! It can't be a game without any rules!" Discord taps the cane on the floor twice, summoning a tiny scrap of paper for you all to read.
>Starlight walks up to it with a confused look. "Rule one... Good Luck? Discord, where's the rest?"

>>28587164
>Discord takes the paper and expands it for everyone to read. "It is at it says! Get to the throne before everyone else and tada! You win! As simple as baking a cake, and as for the rule..." Discord leans in and forms an sinister grin. "You're gonna need it." Discord taps his cane and once again, teleports the four of you in a flash.
>You wish he could have explained how to get to the throne.
>Whatever, you can just make your way there.
>Adjusting your eyes from the constant teleportation, you spot your companion, Starlight Glimmer, who is currently groaning in displeasure. "Nngh... Anon?"
"It appears this is a team game."
>Getting up and dusting herself off, she looks around, but sees nothing but darkness. "You wouldn't happen to have night vision, would you?"
"I do. The room is shaped like a tunnel with the only pathway being forward."
>"Huh... I was asking sarcastically, but I think a little light wouldn't hurt." Starlight takes a moment and closes her eyes, focusing her mind.
>And after a few moments, her horn emits a bright blue light, showing the room in all its... tunnel.
>Just a plain rainbow-striped tunnel.
"Perhaps it's a game of endurance?"
>Starlight sighs and begins the trek through the tunnel, with you following beside her. "Ugh... if I was planning for exercise, I'd of just asked Rainbow Dash."
"Rainbow Dash?"
>"You haven't met Rainbow yet? Or heard of her?"
"Not really. Is she your friend?"
>"Eh, more Twilight's than mine, but we still hangout... somewhat."
>Hmm... Twilight's friend?
"Interesting, does she represent anything?"
>"Represent anything? Oh right, the elements of harmony. Guess Twilight already told you about those huh?"
>Wait one second...
"The elements of... harmony?"
>Starlight takes on a surprised look "Oh, I thought you knew. My bad."
>The elements of harmony?
>You're learning how to make friends... aren't you?
>How could Twilight mix up friendship and harmony?

>>28587174
>Though you still don't have a solid idea of friendship, it can't possibly be connected, can it?
"Twilight called them the elements of friendship. I had no idea they were meant for destruction."
>Starlight stops in her tracks in shock "Destruction!? The elements of harmony are meant to keep peace and balance for all of Equestria. How in the world could you make such a conclusion?"
"Harmony is a source of peace for those who want it, but balance can never be achieved with harmony alone."
>Starlight looks at you full of curiosity and doubt. "For a little colt, you know a lot more than most, but being the son of Discord 'and' the princess of friendship? I figured you'd at least know the difference between good and evil or something along those lines."
"I do know the difference. I've witnessed it myself.
>You bring your hoof in front of Starlight and walk out in front of her.
"Harmony wants to keep a world in perfect balance. Good wants a world to be peaceful without any malice. Chaos wants nothing but the world to be free. Evil wants to take control of the world and bend it to their will, and now that I have seen them on all four accounts... I know there is something more than good and evil."
>Starlight's curiosity keeps getting bigger. "Something more than good and evil? Care to elaborate further?"
>Hmm... what would be a... ah!
"Well... what is the thing your horn is glowing with?"
>Starlight looks up at her forehead and shrugs. "Light? I don't under-"
"And what is it that light is used for?"
>Starlight pauses for a moment to think of a relevant answer. "Er... to see through the dark?"

>>28587181
"No. Light is used to banish the dark. Anything can see through the dark if they adopt to it. What light does is it hides the darkness from view. It shines brightly, gaining the attention of those around it, but you don't see anyone looking at the darkness around it. Why would you? No one wants to go towards the darkness, because there is nothing there. Everyone flocks towards the light, even evil and chaos look to the light for guidance and their own ambitions."
>You look at at her speechless features and with a deadpan face, you ask.
"I will ask you something that I have been thinking on for a long time. Who do you think looks at the darkness? Do you think they would be worse than what the light shows or would it be better?"
>"I... I don't... I'm not sure..." Starlight is at an absolute loss for words, now she understood how you could be Twilight's son.
>You put up an argument and a hypothesis without hesitation, as if it was all off the top of your head. It was crazy, but she could see the potential. And yet... "Why tell me all of this? Why not tell Twilight instead?"
"Because you're the only one who has brought up such a topic. That and... I want friends to talk to."
>"... Pfft ahahahhahahaha!" She couldn't help but laugh. "You know, if you wanted me to be friends with you, you could have just asked." Her snarky smile made you feel something, but the conversation felt too compelling to notice.
"Is it really that simple?"
>"Well, you could have been like 'Hey! what's your name? My name's Anon! how are you? Let's be friend's!' or something along those lines?"
"That sounds... plain... and boring... and something I would never say."
>Starlight puts a hoof behind her head and shrugs. "Eh, it's what I'd expect from a little foal. Carefree and oblivious to the surroundings around him..." Then she looks at you and smiles. "Well, unlike you by the looks of it."
>Unlike me?
>Is she implying something?
>You're not sure.
>But it looks like it isn't a no.

>>28587193
"So are we friends now?"
>"Well of course! I wouldn't be sitting and talking with you if we weren't friends now would I?"
"I don't quite... understand, but if that is what friends do, I can manage it with you, unlike a certain filly that makes my brain ache."
>Starlight gets up and walks up to you with a smirk. "A certain filly?"
"Yes, when she talks, she rarely stops even to take a breathe, but she is tolerable when she talks in fragments or when she's busy doing something. It is amusing."
>Starlight nods sympathetically and motions you up to continue through the tunnel. "What's her name? For curiosities sake."
>You get up and start to walk with her, carrying the conversation on foot.
"Elune, she is currently making herself comfortable at the castle."
>"You mean Twilight's castle back in Ponyville? Well, I guess if talking is what she does, Twilight would most definitely make her day."
"Yes... I suppose she would..."
>"Oh I mean uh... when she recovers from the timberwolf attack of course..." Starlight cringes a bit and looks away. "What exactly happened to make her go to the Everfree?"
"She wanted to 'cure' me. The voices inside me allow the use of the powers I showed you earlier with Celestia. Twilight went to Zecora to try and make a potion so that the voices would stop due to Zecora having a past experience with such powers. The ingredients were a mandicore's tooth, a cockatrice' eyes, and the living essence of the timberwolves if I recall."
>"Those do sound like core creatures that live in the Everfree, but you said it was the timberwolves that attacked you? Wouldn't the other two pose just as much trouble for Twilight?"
"Not as you think. I was the one that subdued the manticore and overwhelmed the cockatrice visual prowess. What happened with the timberwolves was due to an untimely ambush."

>>28587203
>Starlight had to think once more, but didn't stop her movements. "Hmm... are those powers of yours really that powerful, even powerful enough to the point that even Discord needs help taking care of you?"
"Apparently so. He tried to measure my 'chaotic potential' a while ago, but whenever I did something to his tools, I think they would malfunction? And due to a chaotic overload to my body, I have grown wings and became a pegasus."
>This catches her off guard, shooting her head to your side and giving you a once-over. "Wait, so you aren't a pegasus?"
"No, I am an earth pony."
>"Huh, interesting. Say... you wouldn't happen to know anything about chaos magic would you? As in how it works and that sort of thing?"
"Discord told me it works completely at random, which seems to be the case given his very random nature. What I know so far through my own experience is that if you don't focus on the object at hand, then said object will be acted upon."
>Starlight was taking mental notes in her head and making weird faces in the process before looking back at you. "Wow... is that how it works? Weird... and with Discord. He's like... personally training you?"
>You shrug and continue walking.
"To an extent."
>"Huh, never took him for the teacher-student type. At least we have something in common now."
>Something in common?
"We do?"
>"Yeah we do. I'm Twilight's student and you're Discord's student. Were both students who are learning about the 'magic of friendship' or erm... chaos in your case."
"The magic of... friendship?"
>Starlight scratches her head and blushes. "Well, that's what Twilight always says anyways, 'friendship is magic' and all that hehe...."
"Friendship is magic? I thought it was a sort of agreement between two beings to not cause harm upon one another."

>>28587212
>"I uh... don't know where you got that from, but you're kinda right? It's more an understanding that the two of you will be with each other through thick and thin, and that no matter what happens, they will always be there by your side to support you."
>... So... it's just... knowing?
"I never thought of that. So it doesn't have anything to do with a contract or agreement of any sorts? You just know?"
>Starlight nods happily. "Yep, no signing or anything of the sorts. Just lots and lots of... mental preparation... only for it to be shattered when something in the conversation goes wrong... and then you have no clue what to do and then all of a sudden you're a student for the princess of friendship living in a castle with nothing but your previous training in the arts of magic and your wits as you try and understand what a friend is and how you're supposed to act around said friends and deal with their everyday needs of socializing until you finally have to repeat it all over again the next day hehe... hehehe... he..."
"..."
>"..."
"That sounds nice."
>Starlight looks down at her hooves with the same happy smile. "... It is... really nice..."
"Starlight?"
>"Hmm?"
"What is socializing?"
>She giggles A little before answering. "A mess. That's what socializing is."
"..."
>"Sorry, play on words. It's when you talk to others in order to strengthen your friendship with them, or to form a friendship you didn't have before."
>When you talk to others... to strengthen an understanding?
>More talking... to strengthen understanding.
>Talking... Understand...
"What if you don't want to do that?"
>"I'd tell you to join the club, but Twilight says that it's necessary for everypony who has friends."
"Join the club?"
>"It's a play on words. You know, join the club meaning I don't really want to do it either, but... yeah you get the idea right?"
"Vaguely. Also, is your voice always this sporadic? Or should I make myself sound more like it?"
>"Er... what?"

>>28587226
"Well, all the ponies I have seen talk in different ways. I am not sure if I should do it as well."
>"Oh, that's easy. Just be yourself."
"Be... myself?"
>Starlight's confidence can't show more clearly. "Exactly. As long as you know who you are as a pony, you don't need to worry about how you sound like."
>Starlight continues to trot forward, but you hesitate to take more steps.
>Your feet won't move from your spot on the tubular material.
>Starlight slowly makes her way down the tube as you stand there, motionless.
>Wait, you have to...
>Just... be yourself...
>Wait...
>Who are you?
>Your name is Anonymous.
>How do you act?
>You... don't know.
>How do you speak?
>You don't know.
>How do you think?
>You don't know.
>Why can't you answer these questions?

>>28587236
>You don't know.
>No... you're asking the wrong questions.
>How can you act like yourself when you don't know who you were supposed to be?
>No, you aren't supposed to be anything.
>You didn't amount to anything.
>You never needed to become anything.
>You never wanted to...
>Never... needed...
>Need... need... need...
>You... need...
~Do not resist, let us help, we know~
~T̀he͠ ̢l͝ǫng͡ér ͢y̴o̕u str̷uggle, the ̡ea̡sier ̧y̨ou ̵̵br̷eak͢~
~BREAK, CRUSH, DEVOUR, CONSUME~
~Ẁ̵͘ę͏ ̷͟͟c̶̨̧̨͠a̸̧̕͠ń͠͏ ̧͞h̷͢͞ȩ̵̴̧͏ļ̴̛͢p̸̨͘ ̕͏͘͢y̛͜ó̵͏̀u̴̶̸̷͝,͘ ̨͝j́͢͞͡u҉s̡͢͡͞t̷̕͝͡ ̵̡l̴͘e̸̷̡̛͜t͏̵͞͡ ̸̢̕͝u̵͘͝s̡͘͢͞ ͞͝f̶̧̛͟í̵͡҉͟n͢͞i͡͠͠s̵̨͡h̛,̢͜ ̵̕͟w̕e̛ ̴̷́͟w̸̧͞͞i̴̵͠͏ļl͏ ̵͞҉̢f̸͝͞҉i̸͠n͞͏҉͝͞d̡͝ ̡̕̕͢y̸̨̕҉o̸҉u̕͘͢͡͞,̷͠͡ ̶̵̢l̢̀͟͝͞e̵͞͏̷t̨͏̶ ̵̴u̧̧͝s̶͘҉̕ ̧̀b̵̵̵͘ę́ ̧͢f̨̡͡͏r̡҉e͘͞ȩ̸̴̕͞,̨̢͟͝ ̨͏͠w̧͘͜ȩ̴̵̢͡ ̧͢͏̢̕k̵͞n͏̧̕͏ò̶̧̧́ẃ͠͏̴ ͠͏w͢͟͠h͟͠͠o̷͜,̧̛̕͘͠ ̸̷̢͘d̛͘͟ơ҉͞ ͏̸͞҉i̴̸͢ţ̵ ̵̴̀ņ̸ó̶̀͢w͢͜,̕͘̕͏́ ̵̶́͝w̢͢͡҉̀e̵̡̨͟ ̵̛̕͢͞ẃ̸̡̧͏i̛͢͟l͏̡l̕͝͡ ̸̀͜f҉̷͢i̧͠ǹ̵d͝͝,̷́ ̷y̷̶͠o̵͘͡u̶̧~
>No͡..̵.̕ I̢ ͡c͘an't.̧.҉. p̀lease̡... ̶s̀t̶o̧-YOWGHGH
>"... anon... anon... Anon? ANON WAKE UP! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
>You quickly regain your surroundings and gasp for air.
>Starlight stops shaking you with her magic and slapping you simultaneously and looks at you with worried eyes.

>>28587248
"NYAAHAA... Haaa... haaa... what?!... What's going on? I can't... I can't feel anything... what did you do?"
>"I have no idea. One second you were behind me and the next... you..." Starlight points to the back of you before placing her hoof onto her other, making a sort of guilty stance and letting you down gently with her magic.
>Gaining your balance on the floor with your numb nubs, you look at the back and see several near-dead shriveling tentacles all trying to regrow through their own will.
>Except they're all struggling to fight against the constant steam draining away from their bodies.
>When you turn back, you see Starlight isn't in the most pleasant mood. "Yeah... when I turned around to look at you, you were back down in the darkness. So when I returned, I saw all of your erm... appendages... trying to cast something on you like some sort of concentrated black purple-white streaked ray? I don't know how to explain it, but it didn't look good, so I went and cast a dehydration spell on them."
>Nnngh... well... she did a good job at least...
>Only you know what would have happened if you lost control...
"Uh... thanks. Maybe we should head out of here before it starts to get worse."
>Starlight nods. "Agreed. I don't know what those powers are, but it looks like it comes with a heavy prize. And it looks like you were right. Regular earth pony huh?"
>Looking at your back-back, you see that your wings have come and gone.
>You think you shrug.
>You can't really feel your body at the moment.
>But it looks like you did as Starlight nods with reassurance faces forward towards the darkness.
>The both of you walk through the tunnel with a slight determination and vigor in your steps.
>But with every step you take, the more heavier you become.
>You lost control... so easily... without warning...
>If you can't keep the voices in control before Twilight comes back...
>What will happen?

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>>28584772
The Final Potty Solution! I wondered how you were going to satisfy the bugs without going edged out all to fuck. Good job keeping it comical.
>>28580626
Glim Glam and PhD was a good dynamic, communist horse frustrated and confused is best communist horse.
>> 28581138
Kek, schizophrenic Anon donning the salmon catcher armor amid his escape, fucking glorious keks.
>>28582983
Anon, you rock; never stop being yourself.
>>28587252
Tentacles and Glim Glam autism friendship, I liked how the keks took a turn for creepy toward the end.

Pg9bump

>>28588647
Bump

>>28589438
thread be dead

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Great update, Gumball! It's a lengthy one this time, phew! Give a reader a lot of work.

So do you guys enjoyed my GlimGlam? Didn't you find her acting weird considering this is after S5 premiere but before the finale? Do you guys seriously think that she can't see that PhD is hidding something?

>>28589619
No! It can't end like this!

>>28587872
Thanks sunsetfag. I would like to use Sunset in some future arch, but truth to be told, I haven't seen 3 out of 4 EqG movies, so I have no idea how to write her or how to use her in a clever way

>>28589956
Being honest with you dude, your Anon is acting more like a grown adult than a kid.
He talks like one too much.
And doesn't everyone find weird the "I have a PhD and i'm a scientific"
Is everyone acting like that's a joke PhD is pretending to be playing?
"I have a PhD!" The smug colt said.
>"How cute, he's playing to be a grown stallion!" Said the random mare as she pinched PhD's cheeks.

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>>28590725
>Is everyone acting like that's a joke PhD is pretending to be playing?
Three ponies know that he has a PhD: Luna, Celestia and Moon Dancer.

Moon Dancer took it as a joke and that's something that I want to dwelve a little further in future updates.

Luna and Celestia also doesn't believe that he actually has a degree or that he had this awesome job, just that he's abnormally intelligent but that's not something new for Celestia

At the begining of the story, Discord told them that he found PhD in a world that was almost completely devastated and that this colt was one of the last survivors.

They take that attitude as a coping mechanism, again, something that I want to touch upon in the future but haven't decided how to do it without being too cheesy.

Luna saw PhD's dreams, but she takes those as what he wanted to be when he grows up, a dream so powerful that it became a reality for him when he was stranded in that world. That's kinda why she liked that graduation photo so much, she wants that dream to become a reality.

As for PhD he doesn't give a fuck anymore about blending in completely in the equestrian society. His mums already know that he came from another world, so he stoped giving a shit about saying "anypony, somepony" and so on. As for the quantum physics stuff that he often rambles about, that always happens when cartoon stuff doesn't match the real world. His kid side kicks in and goes on this long lessons. Those are stupid mistakes, the kind of mistakes that a kid would do, you can thank the childification for that.

He talks and acts like an adult in certain situations, that much it's true. But that's just part of how the childification went for him, most of the time he just wants to be with his mums and his little marefriend.

So you can see PhD as this: He gets emotional, silly and sometimes dumb like a kid would in a lot of situations, or even most of his daily life but his adult part emerges when the situation gets serious

>>28591007
>Just that he's abnormally intelligent but that's not something new for Celestia
Forgot trip, anyways, that's not something new for Celestia because one: She runs a school for abnormally intelligent foals and two: She has seen foals this intelligent before (Twiggles and Shimmer) the fact that PhD also seems to be incredibly magical just made her sad that his talents went to waste in that world that Discord told her about.

That world is kind of why they don't touch that "I have a PhD" subject that much, PhD doesn't bring it often, if at all and a they fear that taking that away from him would make him remember watching his world burn and die.

Plus, despite PhD smugness, he really hasn't been a bad kid, a little introverted in the sense that he doesn't leave the castle that much, but his life in Equestria hasn't showed any signs of him going fucking bonkers. Again, for them he's a colt who is much more intelligent than most, and the way he sometimes talks like an adult is attributed to the fact that as far as they know, he watched his world die, with him being one if not the last survivor. That kind of stuff do changes a kid for better or worse, Luna and Celestia are just happy that everything shows that it wasn't for the worse.

Now for Glimmer, she knows these details about PhD because in S5 she stalked the mane 6 through the whole season, the sisters told Twilight everything about PhD and she in turn told her friends. Starlight just got the info from there.

But she's not stupid, she realizes that this is a colt who is much more intelligent than what she anticipated and that he probably has seen too much, that's why she approached him in a friendly, cheerful, proper and respectful way, so she can gain his trust.

And sorry if I overdid the explanation, I just really like to answer questions

>>28591156
Also updated pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/mkzmm0t7

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>>28591007
>you will never be sandwiched between celestia and luna

>>28591375
>PhD gets sandwiched between Luna and Celestia cuddles
Another reason why he wins again

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MY FUCKING GREENTEXT IS RUINED

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>>28592230
THE FUCKING GOD TIER SET UP FOR THE FINALE GOT RUINED, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A SHIT ENDING

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>>28592230
The moment I hear the "This hive can't allow magic" I knew you would get obliterated by it.

Ah... gotta hate this episode ending.
Except for Chrysi of course, she's still a badass.

>>28592512
NIGGA, I COULD FIX LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES MY STORY JUST GET BEAT BY A FUCKING MAGICAL ASS CHAIR. A FUCKING CHAIR DESTROYED THE ENTIRE FOUNDATION OF MY STORY. A FUCKING CHHHAIIIIRRRR. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOL THIS THREAD GOT FUCKED

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>>28592657
never mind, i can fix this. I'll iron things out and write tomorrow

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>>28592657
how so? What's this chair you speak of? TELL ME EGG BOI

>>28592657
King Thorax when Erf? WHEN!? Too bad you blew the Captain comes back wad so early. You could of have him be reformed with giant fucking mandibles on his head like a retard.

>>28593746
Fuck that throne, worst mcguffin ever

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>>28592230
>>28592275
>>28592512
>>28592657
>>28592668
>>28592723
>>28593746
>>28594136
>>28594577
So... how was the finale guys? I haven't seen it, but from the sound of things you all liked it.

>>28594716
Good!

>>28594716
Bad!

>>28594733
>>28594738

Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY FLUTTERCORD CONFIRMED.

just saw that thread

>>28594716
Yeah, loved the little extra kick in the teeth that flim and flam got with the porta-potty.

Also, why is everyone crying about a chair ruining Erf's story?

>>28594716
As amazing as this latest update of yours, babe

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>>28594747
EUGH GOD EHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT ITS DISGUSTING

WHO CHOOSES THOSE COLORS, ITS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF DISCORDS PRIVATE DIMENSION

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>>28594765
w h a t t h e f u c k i s t h a t t h i n g

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>>28594765
AW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
TELL ME THAT ISN'T REAL!

>>28594840
It's not

>>28594840
>>28594892
I'm holding out hope, neon lime green and purple was a running joke in art class, hopefully it's an edit.

>>28594892
>>28595061
did you not see the second part of the finale

>>28595098
Nope, I stopped watching the show a while ago. I popped back in for the first finale and dungeons and Discord, but that's about it.

>>28595098
Yes

>>28594716
I liked it.

So... this episode is gonna affect somehow your stories? Not much in my case

>>28595061
Its 100% real, babe. That's the changeling king

>>28595851
it will make a huge impact. a throwaway line will explain how Chrysalis's hive got sent into the basement

>>28595851
I don't understand why it would.

They're already 'alternate universe'.

>>28582478
Would Daddiscord help his son out with the mares by transforming into the one he has a crush on and fucking him?
that is absolutely my fetish

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>>28592723
My advice is ignore that season finale.
Ignore the damn chair, why do we care for a single chair? Just keep writing and forget about that shit.
The episode ruined multiple ideas I had tho.

>>28596312
Yes, yes he would

>>28595851
>Changelings overrun every castle and kidnaps the entire Royal Family
What the fuck do you think?

>>28595851
It gives me a good place to start implementing changes to Equestria. Either that or I get Anon somewhere where he won't fuck with the ending credits.

I liked the finale! It finally proved you faggots wrong, Fluttercord IS canon now, fuck you all, I won in the end

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>>28597888
Excellent.

That means Celestia is mine. All mine.

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>>28597221
Not much my case either, only that dumb chair gives me the willies

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>>28597888
As someone who ships Fluttershy and Discord i'm way okay with that.

>>28597888
Wait, is it seriously canon now?
Did they snog on camera mate?

>>28597921
>Not much my case either
>Either
When that shit directly affects PhD, his family and his life

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>>28597982
No, but it's definitely cute.

>>28598050
Then it aint canon mate

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>>28598215
Says you.

Also I ain't the same guy.

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>>28598229
One of the things that you guys always forget it's that the animators usually make the ponies blush in a lot of situations, not just romantic ones. This is literally the first time that we have ever seen Fluttershy slightly blushing about this and could be translated to her being happy that Discord actually cared enough to come to save them, or just being cozy and happy and glad that she got free from the bug pod.

You faggs haven't won anything, this is nothing, fluttercord will never ever happen in canon, that's not a thing that is a possibility.

>>28598431
And I don't care if it makes sense or whatever, I can refute everything that you throw at me. I'm still salty about the changeling king and I'm out for blood.

And now I have to think a fucking arch for this whole shit since this event DO directly affects PhD's life

>>28596582
God has shit taste in fetishes then.

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>>28598050
Fluttershy has the power of a God in her hooves
And she uses it for tea parties
What a dangerous mare

>>28598591
Why is FS calling Discord gay in thaf picture?

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>>28598457

>>28599147
Shut up babe, I'm angry

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>>28598629
Is an edit

>>28599147
Great update gumball!

Where is Erf?! Did the chair kill him?!

>>28584772
>With that, you felt the need to go see Celestia on the status of the speech.
>But as you neared the door. Chrysalis stopped you one last time. "Anon, you haven't realized it yet, have you?"
>You stop. Wha? What was she talking about?
"Realize what? Uh, Chrysalis. I really should go see Celestia."
>"You can wait a moment. I want you to hear this. Because now that I've come to realize it. It actually amazes me."
>You turn around to face her. What was she getting at?
"Amaze you? You mean amaze you in a "Anon fucked up again." Type of way? Because if it's that, then I don't really want to hear it. I could only take so much criticism"
>Your response was just in a tired sense.
>Chrysalis frowned "Awww, anon. We have a small party together and you think thats what I meant? No, I'm actually amazed because you actually pulled it off. You infiltrated the castle, dethroned a couple of idiots, and had this been our universe. It would have been ours for the taking. Two out of three isn't bad. And considering how close I feel this makes us. I want to tell you a truth about a lie I had told you long ago."
>The truth of a lie?
"I'm afraid of what you mean by that. Well almost. I mean uhhh..."
>You start to blush
"If it's about teasing me sexually and stuff...and actually wanting me..."
>Chrysalis's expression becomes that of stoic disgust "...Just because we're in a bedroom doesn't mean thats the truth I want to tell. It's not even a truth. No, this is for..other reasons. For you see Anon, changelings are not actually nomads. We actually have a kingdom of our own."
"Woah, what? Like...an actual kingdom. And not just a hive? Didn't you say you wanted a castle or something for yourself? I don't remember,"

>>28601796
>Chrysalis rolls her eyes "Anon, if that was the case I could have taken the castle of another kingdom. You really don't think, do you? Anyway, the reason I lied before was because of the way you and Discord just came into our base of operations in that old abandoned fortress. I had primed the whole hive for an immediate attack that nopony would be able to be prepared for in time. Of course, it turned out our intel was a huge farce." Chrysalis sighs "I suppose it was arrogance that had me move the whole hive into a temporary base, but you should know that in the art of war. The closer your main force is. The less time your opponents can prepare for a counter attack. Our actual kingdom, my castle. Is actually a well protected fortress, impenetrable by any means other than our own magic. If you thought this "Anti-magic material" was impressive, my throne, a magical artifact in itself, can negate any magical force in Equestria...even chaos magic. I never told you this before because I didn't need you or Discord making a trip to my castle and defacing it."
>...that was sudden. Why would she tell you all this? This was confusing.
"Why are you telling me this? Why now?"
>"Because..." Chrysalis steps up to you with a wry smile, she was a little irritated that you'd question her instead of figuring it out for yourself. She puts her hoof on your head, a little more firmly than softly, and relaxes herself "You have the makings of a changeling, I've said it before. But now I'm absolutely sure. You are capable of a unique kind of cruelty most ponies would never expect. And I know you've had trouble with Twilight Sparkle herself. I trust you Anon, and I trust that you will soon realize that these ponies deserve to be under my rule."
>You back off, goddammit. you didn't want to be mad at her. But you were tired of hearing that.
"You always say that, but I keep telling you no, it's never going to happen."

>>28601938
>Chrysalis's smile twists into a more cruel form. "Just remember Anon, you owe me your life, four of them to be exact. And now, after all this. I can see you are competent enough to defeat a powerful opponent. I'm telling you this because you'll be mine eventually and you'll need to know about your new future home. If I can't convert you to my side one way, then I'll have you serve me to make up for the fact that without me. You wouldn't be standing here at all."
>...goddammit. Here we go, she just had to ruin a good thing.
"Chrysalis, just because you saved me doesn't mean I'm going to serve you. I'm not interested in ruling Equestria."
>"Not right now you aren't. Do you think I'm just going to call in a life debt when you're still so disagreeable? No, I'm just going to wait until you can't stand being around those ponies any longer. if your relationship with Twilight Sparkle is any indication. It'll be inevitable. And besides, I'm not worried of you getting sick of me. Because deep down inside, you like me. And don't worry, I haven't forgotten about your little marefriend. She's just as invited as you are, but of course she'll have to abide my rules. And...that's it really. That's all I have to say, you can argue if you want. But both know it'll just end with us saying we'll reform the other. So, go finish your business so I can go home. I'll even say please...with sugar on top" She gives you a boop on the nose
>You just stand there, unable to say a word. She was right. there was no point arguing, and there was no point in having the last word against her. She won't listen. But, a throne that could cutoff all forms of magic? She must have thought she'd have a quick win if she brought the whole hive away from such a safety net....ugh..you'll ponder on it later.
>You leave the room, and head towards the throne room. With the hallways untrapped, it'd be easy to get there.
>"Well isn't that interesting..."

>>28602105
>You hear Chrysalis's voice...but she wouldn't follow you out of the room.
"Gertrude?"
>You look around. But she wasn't anywhere to be found.
>"Up here Anon"
>Hm? You look up, and see Gertrude clinged to the wall right above the door. You expected her to have a smug look on her face. But she didn't, she just looked curious about something.
"Gertrude...uh...oh"
>Yeah, she had to of. She eavesdropped, and that was worrying.
"...you heard everything in there, didn't you?"
>She nods and hops down from the wall. and looks towards the door as she speaks. She seemed curious, yet dazzled. "I did, and I must say. It was very interesting.."
>Great, even if she was the nicer of the two. you were probably just going to get another variant of Chrysalis's want to control you.
"Yeah, look. I'm busy. But I do want to say goodbye though. We'll be leaving soon, so I'd appreciate it if you don't mock me."
>"Mock you?" She giggles "Why would I mock you? If anything, I should be mocking my other self. Although, her love did taste very pure. So odd."
>Uhh, wut? What the fuck was she talking about? Mock herself? Well, yeah. They've been doing that at times. But what the fuck was that about love?
"You gotta be joking, she doesn't love. That doesn't happen."
>Gertrude raises her eyebrow at you. "Are you serious?"
>You nod
"Yeah, have you not realized that by now?"
>Gertrude doesn't speak. She just points to herself, then the door, then back to herself, then the door again.
"uhhh, what are you doing?"
>Gertrude smacks her face with her hoof, but she keeps her voice down. She didn't want to yell and let herself be heard. She could sense her other self wasn't eavesdropping. And She knew, her other self hadn't realized that she was eavesdropping on that very conversation. She then looks at you, annoyed, and yet, not surprised. "Anon...You do realize who you're talking to right now, right?"
>........oh right...
>You chuckle nervously

>>28602275
"Riiiiiiiiight...you're her.....yeah. But, that still doesn't make any sense. You lost your hive and learned to love the foals you've been taking care of. But this Chrysalis, she's still evil. And her sense of friendship is totally different from everypony else's. Hell, I don't think it's an actual friendship sometimes."
>Gertrude gives you a warm yet sly smile and starts leading you down the hallway towards the Throne Room "Anon, she was probably telling the truth about that before. But that's not the truth now, she considers you her actual friend. And considering you'd be the first, she would have no idea how to actually act towards you."
>An actual friend? Was she being serious? Because you couldn't tell. She had to be wrong.
"How can you be so sure about that?"
>"As I said, I felt and tasted her love for you. It's there, it exists. You're a pony that she wouldn't want anything to happen to you. Trust me on this Anon, she risked her life to save you. Considering what i've learned now, I know she would have never done that unless she cared."
"Yeah, I guess that's weird. The fact she could see my stand meant she cared and believed in me. But, I just don't know. That could have been just because she wants to go home."
>Gertrude shakes her head. She was sure that was wrong. "Oh no Anon, it's definitely more than that. She has now made it a mission to make you her own. Before, she would have given you a choice. Now, should the day come that she does take over. She won't let you have one. Even if she has to keep you in a cocoon."
>You cringe at first, that sounded creepy and bad.
"..You're exaggerating that a little, right? I mean...right? Because that sounds scarier than the friendship we had before."
>"I'm not, I would do it if I was still evil. So, that must be the way she'd do it."
>You gulp. Ok, that...was damned scarier..but wait...maybe there was a silver lining.

>>28602335
"W-wait, but if what you say is true. Then maybe she wouldn't have to put me in a creepy....slimy...ehhh..Look, what I'm saying is. If what you say is true, then I'm close to reforming her. Because if she's my friend, that means she cares, it means she has a heart, and that means eventually she'll see my way of thinking because she wouldn't want to hurt me. Ha! I got it!"
>You cackle, shit, this felt good. You almost had it then!
>But Gertrude frowns and shakes her head "Sorry to say Anon, but that's not right. She's still evil and cruel, she has no reason to be friendly and kind when her thirst for vengeance and domination has yet to be quenched. All it means is that she won't let anything happen to you that she doesn't like, or try anyway. Though, if you did want to reform her....there is one way"
>One way?...well whatever it was, if it was coming from Gertrude. It had to be THE way. Fuck it, you'll take it.
"Whatever it is, I'll do it. Just tell me."
>Gertrude seemed to have gotten a sick satisfaction out of that as she grins evilly. "Well, just wait until an evil entity comes to Equestria and then try to fight it, lose, and then get destroyed. My other self would be so overwhelmed with grief from the news that she would seek to destroy that entity herself, and then reform for your sake. Shouldn't be too hard now, right?"
>.....Noooooope
"Er....nevermind. I'll try to find another way."
>Gertrude shrugs "It worked for me. But Different strokes for different folks I suppose..." Gertrude sighs as she nears the throne door. "I do have to say though...I don't know what'd I do if I lost my children. Not again anyway. I don't want to think about it, and I don't want this plan to fail. I have hope both in Princess Celestia, and you Anon. You will be missed."
>Gertrude leans over, and gives you a gentle hug.

>>28602436
>During that hug, you felt that warmth the foals must have been able to feel, it didn't matter how cold her exoskeleton was. Because it was her heart that gave you that warmth..or something like that.
"I'll miss you Gertrude, I'll always remember you as the Chrysalis I want to have happen."
>"And I'll miss you Anon, and thank you for saving me and my children. And for not being a goody four shoes when it turned out we'd be tormenting those terrible brothers."
>You grin happily at her, to show her that yes, you liked her.
"No problem....well.."
>You looked towards the throne doors
"I better get cracking, or there won't be an Equestria in a couple of months."
>"Good luck to you...all of you. I'm going to go bake those pies. Take care Anon...I mean that" And with that, Gertrude left to the royal kitchen as you open the doors to the throne room and step inside.
>And when you do. You notice Celestia just sitting at her throne. Using her magic to remove the ghastly decorations of Flim and Flam. No Sunset or Twilight. Da fuck was she doing? Where were they?
>"Oh Anon." Celestia stops what she is doing to greet you with a smile as she sits on her throne "I've been awaiting you. For about an hour actually" Celestia giggled, she looked pretty beautiful with her mane down like that and looking clean and cheery "It seems you really enjoy sleeping"
>Uhhhh. wut?
"Princess Celestia, erm..Where's Sunset and Twilight? Why aren't you preparing for that big speech thing?"
>"Sunset and Twilight are outside managing the crowd. Unfortunately they know about what could happen, and that we all can be doomed. As for the speech, I feel my words wouldn't have much impact without some visualization. That's where you come in"
>Aha! hey, she had the same idea you did.
"That's cool actually, I was thinking the same thing. You know, using my horn to broadcast the whole thing across all of Equestria. I guess great minds think alike, right?"

>>28602498
>Celestia smiled, but shook her head "Indeed, but I was thinking of going about this on a grander scale. Anon, I can speak and say exactly what I mean. But unfortunately with the way the world is. Most ponies will only fend for themselves while only acting kind and friendly to avoid the fate coming to us. I want to, with my words, show them what Equestria can and should be. I want them to be reminded of the love and friendship we as Equestrians used to know. I want them to see an Equestria that we can recreate. And, well. There would be no better way than showing them an Equestria that knows such things already. One where the elements of harmony themselves have come to exist."
>...oh hey, that is a pretty good idea.
"That would work. I mean, I've been around ponies for awhile. They tend to swing easily to that kind of thing. Sure, I can make that happen. There's A LOT of nice stuff I can show them during the speech."
>Celestia looked so relieved just to hear that. That's exactly what she was hoping for, but she still couldn't shake off some of the feeling she had to endure. "Then let us make haste."
>Wait..WAIT
"H-hold on! Now?..Like, right now?"
>Celestia nodded "Yes, I have prepared my speech, and to waste time would only send everypony further into despair."
>Looks like you were going to not get to say goodbye to everybody. But then, you had to get what you had to say out.
"Princess Celestia, Can you wait a just a moment. I have a few things I want to say to at least you."
>Celestia nods and instantly agrees. She didn't want to rush you, but she didn't want to keep everyone waiting either. "Yes Anon, what is it?"

>>28602577
"Well...one, there's a pony who really really needs your help. His name is Filthy Rich, he's been looking for his family for a pretty long time but Flim and Flam's rule has pretty much kept him confined to his job. Now that everything is kinda turned around. I was wondering if you could lend him some personal royal help in finding them. I'd really appreciate it if you could."
>Celestia could feel a pinch at her own heart, losing family like that....
>"Of course, I will lend all my resources in helping your friend. I promise."
>...There you go Filthy Rich, there ya go...You hoped they really were out there and in good piece of mind. You could only imagine Filthy Rich's smile having Diamond Tiara and Spoiled Rich back....oh God, Diamond Tiara...you still had to deal with her and that sleepover thing.
"...Thank you, and..."
>Here we go...
"And, after we're done. I'm gonna get sent back to my Equestria. It's sort of how Discord set things. So, I just...well...I just want to say goodbye Princess Celestia"
>You bow
"And I hope that everypony understands why I have to go so suddenly. I didn't even get to say goodbye to Sunset, considering that without her we would have been doomed. I kind of wanted that chance. But that's fine....erm...you'll tell her I said bye, right?"
>"Or you could tell me yourself." You hear Sunset's voice from behind
>Fuck yes...thank god, you atleast wanted to tell her goodbye. For once, a voice you hear from behind you is one you wanted to hear.
>You turn around.
>There was Sunset, and her mane was ruined, her coat was dirty, and she had gum on her tail. But there she was, just the same.
>Christ..
"Geez, What happened to you?!"

>>28602607
>"Long story short, everypony is panicking and demanding the Princess. Twilight is running crowd control while I came to check on Princess Celestia. Looks like you're all ready to go though if you're saying goodbye." Sunset raises her tail to look at it "Better prepared than me anyway, even with magic, bubblegum is always a hassle to get out. Took everything I had not to punch that pony out. He did it on purpose! Geez, the sooner we do this, the better."
>If you could, you wouldn't mind wasting a charge to help her out but...
>"Well, I guess I can't be too mad though. Considering everything is going back to the way things used to be...sorta. Princess Celestia, are you sure you really want me as an adviser? Even after abandoning you long ago?"
>Celestia nodded "Of course, that was long ago. The decisions made as a young pupil has nothing to do with the friend I see before me now. I trust you with my life Sunset, so it's hard for me to imagine anypony else as my adviser considering I trust you the most."
>"Eheh.." Sunset felt humbled by that "I guess, if you put it that way...still. I just hope I'm able to make you proud."
>"You already have Sunset, And I know you will continue to do so" Celestia reassures her.
>Sunset couldn't help but smile as she then turns to you "heh, and then theres you, huh? You're gonna be missed. And I can't thank you enough for what you've done for us Anon."
>Boy, you were feeling mary sueish......you kind of wished it was like this back in your Equestria. dealing with DT or the CMC was tougher than this shit.
"I'll miss you all too. All of you. I had fun though, so, you're not gonna forget about me right?"
>"Nope, you think I'd forget about a crazy human pony whatever thing coming out of nowhere with a changeling queen who just happens to be the same one we have but a lot more jerky? And then you both help save the world? Pfft, I don't even think I'll forget when I become a senile old mare."

>>28602651
>That made you laugh. That, was actually funny. It warmed your heart.
>You go up and hug Sunset, Princess Celestia joining in on it. This would be the last goodbye.
>You could feel yourself tear up a little. It was nice, and yet worrying. Very worrying that'd you'd be leaving without knowing if they could pull off saving Equestria in the long run.
>"We will be alright Anon, you needn't worry.I know my ponies, I know that deep down they are good at heart. They only need to be reminded. Like you reminded the ponies who came along with you on this journey. Like..you reminded me." Celestia spoke in such a soft and motherly tone. The Celestia you expected her to be.
>In fact, as you looked up. You could see her mane start to flow again. You could tell....she was ready.
>Sunset left it to you two now. Both you and Celestia walked to the balcony of the castle that faced the scared crowd.
>And the speech began.

Tomorrow is definitely the end of the saga. I just had to spend time ironing out how to make the whole "FUCKING THRONE MACGUFFIN" still part of the story while explaining it away at the same time. I hope I did a good job.

>>28602663
Christ. this entire saga took over a month to finish. almost 20 parts in and of itself. And now that it's at it's end. Anon will have to deal with Twilight back about the whole class thing, then the captain, then the sleepover.

As for Gertrude. She's good yeah, but you can say the collar had prevented her from changing into her good form. and that it will now take some time for her to change.

>>28602678
Ayyyy you did fine, the explanation was believable. Looking forward to the speech m8.

>Damage control: the chapter

>>28603927
Honestly I think more people should care less about conforming to every little thing that appears in canon, if it's your story and you dislike a plot point or think something is executed poorly, don't include it, or change it. It's called fanon for a reason. But Erf did a fantastic job as always.

>>28604055
Oh and that's me by the way.

>>28604082
Gummy, you updated!

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>>28602663
>I hope I did a good job.
You slipped that tweak in there nice and smooth. Simply saying Bug bum was away from home prepping a raid makes perfect sense.

And, if you ever want to, you could always say there's more changelings around that weren't part of the raid.

Slick.

>>28590344
> I would like to use Sunset in some future I have no idea how to
Sunset isn't too complex; she's Twilight but more socially savvy and with slightly higher situational awareness. She's almost as book-smart as Twilight or Communist horse, but with higher street smarts. Her confidence is quiet and unspoken as opposed to how loud Dash's is; and she's always willing to admit fault. And of her faults, she cares too damn much about what other people think. To the point, it can easily arrest her confidence, crushing her sense of self direction while she second guesses her intent. She's short tempered and easily becomes frustrated. She pony brained!

She'd get along with PhD Anon swimmingly. Sure, they'd butt heads, but as intellectuals might converse. VERSES being the root, conversation can't happen if everyone already 100% agrees.

Here, take this it's dangerous out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFcaQAfRntQ
This will give you sunset-sense in all of 5 hot minutes. Deleted scenes from the EgG movie, which if they were included would have made the movie not suck.

Of the movies, Rainbow Rocks is the only one that vigorously develops Sunset. The first is just Sunset being super evil then pict related. The EgG movie is just very silly-- I liked it, but it didn't develop Sunset even half as much as RR did; so it's less useful for character research.

#4 ????, I haven't seen it.

> or how to use her in a clever way
As to using her as a device, first you'd need shoe horn her into Anon's awareness.
- Mirror is in Anon's house/castle; sunset pops into the castle for reasons
- sunset<->twilly Journal; Twilly shows Anon the journal + he reads it as sunset scribbles: PLOT!

Miss me?

>>28604583
Yes, yes I did

>>28604055
This, the shitshow that was the "good changelings" shouldn't need to be accepted just because it's canon.

I also don't see amy reason for a writer to retcon their own plot just to be 100% show accurate, especially when their own story is an AU of sorts.

>>28604949
Especially when in Erf's story Discord has already explained that this is a different universe from the main series, not only that but Anon has acknowledged that shit might be different from what the show mighg be at that point, this chapter really wasn't necessary

>>28605094
Everyone just rolling over for the new "changelings" depresses me

>>28605094
trust me, it'll be useful to me later.

>>28605094
>ErfAnon turns ex-captain into chair
>They become inspired and devise the ultimate anti-magic device... In the design of a chair.

>>28605625
the excaptain in general can now be an allegory for part 2 of the finale, huh.

>>28604583
Weren't you beaten to death by PhD Anon?

>>28605665
>ErfAnon once in for all defeats ex-captain, turning him into a chair. Chair is imbued with corruptible chaos magic, giving it its anti-magic properties

>>28605921
>Ex-Captain uses the chair to prevent the use of the horn of deus ex machina
>ErfAnon is forced to resort to a magicless solution
>He kidnaps PhD Anon and forces him to help defeat the captain

Fuck you niggas gonna update

“Oh come on, now you are overreacting! I know that stuff can get bad, but this is seriously in a whole new level of stupid. Where are we anyway?”
>”This is the crystal empire during King Sombra’s reign, but I didn’t want to bring us here!” You see Starlight starting to get nervous “Let me try again…” her horn glows and this time you are brought to what it could pass as a kid-friendly version of a Salvador Dali picture
>You turn to Starlight and raise an eyebrow
“Okay Glimmer, now I’m starting to believe that you don’t actually know what you are doing”
>”Oh puh-lease, one single mistake and you begin to believe that? Hmph! As if I would ever be that incompetent, you don’t know who you are talking to…. And just for your information, we are in the exact point in time where I wanted us to go. Now and just to keep that big head of yours working I have another question for you, who do you think that was responsible for all of this?” Huh, where did that smug attitude came from?
>You take a look around, the sky was purple, and the sun and moon were high up in the sky making you wonder a lot of things. The ground was a collection of different patches, some were plain grass and earth, others were made of glass, and others were like a chess board. Mountains were made of ice cream and pigs flew up in the sky…
>It was like if someone threw up the entire toy box of a little autistic kid into the landscape. There was no rhyme or reason to all of this, and yet, despite what you saw at the carnival with all its beautifully orchestrated madness, there was only one being capable of doing all of this
“Come on Glimmer, this is even worse than the previous example, now you just went silly with this, but just to humor you, I would say that the responsible for this prime example of bad taste was… Discord”

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>>28602663
I'm excited for the incoming happy ending.

I hope when he uses the horn to show everyone what Equestria COULD be now that it's an awe inspiring sight.

>>28606048
>Starlight rolls her eyes and groans annoyed at your answer ”I’m wondering if you can answer in some way other than “snarky little colt”, but at least you answered… what a relief I guess” You could tell by her tone that she was getting tired of your shit…good “YES! This is the time period when Discord reigned as king of Equestria, now what do you think that this has to do with equality?”
>Wait what? Discord was a fucking king?! Wait wait wait WHAT?! Don’t freak out, carry on with the plan… focus Anon
>You can already guess why she brought you here: There were ponies fighting and arguing everywhere. Just that this was on a much, much, much bigger scale in terms of sheer numbers, and the intensity of the conflicts. But what was also curious was that every single pony was colored in an odd shade of gray.
>But still…just for shits and giggles
“Are you seriously asking me that? How do you even expect me to answer that question? Give me a break, I just learned that Discord was a king at some point in time”
>Starlight gives you a stoic but annoyed look “Anon…that’s something that every foal learns at history class…please…could you take this lesson seriously? It’s really important that you do”
“Maybe for you, remember that at the end of the day this classifies as kidnapping by every law book ever written in the history of forever. I’m honeslty just following you along because my curiousity, and gotta admit you kinda brought a good point back there. Plus, did you forget that I’m not from Equestria? How do you even expect me to know its history when I never read about it? I’m just good at math and physics dude, besides all that I have seen of history at school has been about the foundation of Canterlot”
>”COULD YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR ONCE!” Starlight finally snaps at you once more “A simple reminder that you have never learned about the history of Equestria would have been enough!”
>You look at Starlight unimpressed and sigh

>>28606060
“That’s a terrible attitude to have with someone that you just brought here to “talk” you know? But ignoring how bad of a teacher you are, please continue, I’m curious about what Discord has to do with your theory about equality”
>”Well, at least you are calling it a theory…that’s some progress…I think…ugh” Starlight rubs her temples and takes several deep breathes which make her go back to that cheerful and adorable personality “Very well, it doesn’t matter, if you don’t know how Discord’s reign was, then I guess I’ll have to teach you! Because that’s why I brought you here, to teach you!”
>You sit on the ground and stretch yourself
“To the point Glimmer, what did Discord do this time?”
>”Grrrrrr….” It’s working, you are getting to her harder than what you expected “Sadly we don’t have all day, but just so you can have some context. A long, long time ago Discord used his chaos magic to take control over Equestria causing all sort of mayhem across the country, the situation got so bad that…you are not listening to a word I’m saying are you?”
“Why, that’s a mighty assumption that you are doing there Miss Captain Obvious! It’s not like Discord is sitting right there on a gigantic throne while he’s wearing a crown and a cape! No sir, nothing in this landscape could have possibly revealed that he was the big boss of this place! Now, there are ponies fighting everywhere, I suppose that your explanation has something to with that, and why they are so…grey”
>Starlight’s left eye twitches “Yessss. That’s exactly What I. Was. Going. To. Explain…heavens, give me patience…”She takes another set of deep breathes “Okaaaay…so what I wanted to explain was that this situation is a bit difference than my little and perfect town. Because you see, these ponies won’t put aside their differences not because they don’t want to, but because they actually can’t”
“And I suppose that Discord has something to do with that, right?”

>>28606069
>Starlight nods “Mhmm, the point here is that this right here it’s the exact opposite of equality. This is what you get when you have differences all over the place. The only thing that you end up getting is chaos and nothing else. What me and my ponies discovered was that equality IS order, and order IS harmony. You don’t have order and well, you can see the result…”
“Well Glimmer, you have a point there but-“
>”Ah, you are going to defend Discord because he’s your friend, that’s what you were going to say, right?” Starlight gives you a scowl and walks past you “Look around you Anon! He might act all friendly around you, but this is clear evidence that shows what he truly represents! He is nothing more than chaos, the very definition of disharmony! That disrupts and annihilates any semblance of equality and by doing that harmony simply cannot exist!”
“You might sound reasonable in some aspects, but Glimmer, what about-“
>”What about it, Anon? Are you going to argue that he has been reformed? Oh please, you are supposed to be intelligent are you not?” Starlight turns and walks to you “Think! What’s stopping him from repeating this? Twilight and the so called elements of harmony? Pffft! Don’t make me laugh!”
>Starlight horn glows again and this time she brings you to Ponyville. You were on what it looked like Twilight’s castle, or at least that’s what you assume based on the crystal walls. This time the scene that was being displayed had Twilight and her friends fighting among them, a very nasty fight for what it looked like.
“Starlight what are you trying to show me?”
>”Look at them Anon! Does that look like a perfect friendship to you? Is that the kind of attitude that the Princess of Friendship and the bearers of the elements of harmony should take?” Starlight was getting more and more angry, but her eyes, it was almost as if she was desperate for something
“Well, not but anyone has-“

>>28606091
>”Has bad moments because everypony is different?! That fight took place over a simple muffin!” Starlight yells while stomping her hoof on the ground “It doesn’t look like much, but every problem starts small and then grows bigger and bigger! That’s what MY way avoids completely, if everypony is equal in every sense of the word, then that kind of fights between ponies shall not exist anymore!”
“And what does that has to do with Discord?! You aren’t making any sense, Glimmer!”
>”Everything!” Starlight explodes at you “Twilight and her pathetic friends cannot understand what equality truly means! They do not understand equality and harmony like I do! That’s why they made friends with a monster like Discord! Even when they experimented firsthoof the kind of suffering that his chaos can cause!
“Yes! And they gave him a second chance because unlike you, they actually took the time to know him! Discord is not the monster that you keep saying that he is! They did the right thing!”
>”What they did is doom Equestria to another era of chaos and disharmony! And it will start by Discord making the differences among ponies even bigger! And the Princess of Friendship is okay with that!”
>And so were you, Discord wasn’t that “monster” that she keeps saying. He gave you this new life, and despite being a dick most of the time, he IS your friend. And not only yours, you saw him getting angry when Cherrywood got hurt, you saw him getting happy when he saw how happy your mothers were for having you, and you were sure that he’s big friends with that Fluttershy.
“Oh please, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time! You went from equality to erasing cutie marks and then to Discord. What if you are wrong? What if Discord is good now?! Because let me tell you one thing Glimmer, you are starting to walk on thin ice by insulting one of my best friends like that, so you better get to the point of your little talk, or I’m walking out”

>>28606104
>Starlight glares at you for a moment but she takes a deep breath and looks at you with more seriousness ”Anon, please tell me… can the other kids of your class perform the same kind of magic as you?”
>You shake your head
“No, but-“
>”How do you think that they feel about that? Most unicorns of your age try their very best JUST to being able to levitate a single broom, but not you!” She points at you with her hoof “You can already cast spells that most unicorns will never be able to”
>A sarcastic chuckles come from Starlight as she shakes her head “That shield spell that you performed earlier with little to no effort? Do you think that’s an easy feat? Because I’ll tell you Anon, it isn’t! Especially with the amount of force which you casted it”
>Starlight walks to you and stars poking your chest very hard “How about teleporting? I haven’t seen many ponies that are able to do that. How about being able to lift entire rooms with no effort whatsoever, hm? Or how about performing an immobilization spell in your very first attempt?! I have read tons of books about magic, and for your information, you need to be either incredibly talented or an alicorn to cast that spell!
“I have natural talent, so what? Others can do things better than I will ever be able to”
>Starlight groans and looks at you with more anger “Do you think that the world it’s just about you? That you should always go around life with the disgusting mentality of me, me and oh, yeah, ME?! How about starting to think about others for a change?!”
>This wasn’t about you anymore, she’s referring to something else, maybe… don’t say anything, let her talk, you might get to the bottom of this.
“…”

>>28606120
>Starlight takes a moment to calm herself and regain her composure “Cutie marks…” She remarks those words with a venomous tone “Are the very incarnation of that kind of mentality, they make everypony forget about the struggles of others and to start focusing more and more on themselves, and that’s because they start to think that they are different and special. But you know what’s funny? Those differences bring chaos to everypony lives and that in turns can only end up causing misery and suffering”
>You see Starlight horn glowing again “And sometimes that misery and suffering can be so powerful, so excruciating that they can turn a kind heart into a shadow of its former self, tell me Anon…” Starlight tone changes for a calmer but crueler one “Are you familiar with the legend of Nightmare Moon?”
>Before you could say a word or do something you were back…back to the night where Luna got pushed beyond her absolute limit and succumbing to darkness giving birth to the monster known as Nightmare Moon
>Back to the night where Celestia lost her only family at the time thanks to a bunch of ignorant savages that despised the kindest heart that you have ever seen, just because they were afraid of something that they could not understand
>At this point the battle was almost over, Celestia was finishing her sorrowful song and Nightmare Moon was almost disintegrated. And just like the first time that you saw that scene the only thing that you can feel was your heart shattering.
>”You see Anon, so far I have just shown you random ponies, blank faces that you have no idea who they are or where they came from…” Starlight pats your head, she was speaking on a soft and cold voice, it felt like one that demanded authority “But how about showing you a pony that you actually care about, somepony like your…”
“…Mom…”

>>28606132
>You run to where mothers were but when you get there,,, it was too late, Luna had already been banished and Celestia was lying on the ground, sobbing about her lost sister.
>Your legs fail you as they become too weak to support you. You kneel and see drips falling to the ground. You were crying… this was a scene that you simply couldn’t witness. Your heart can’t take the sight of Celestia being broken and Luna being banished a second time.
>Starlight takes you into her embrace and starts caressing your mane, you in turn couldn’t stop those tears ”Poor Princess Luna, she just wanted to share that beautiful night with everypony. But what she got instead was rejection and fear from those ponies that casted her away as if she was some kind of scum, tell me Anon, why was that?”
>You knew what answer she wanted, you thought about that too, you got angered beyond belief but…
>Starlight continues to caress your mane, even cleaning some of your tears “Shhhh, its okay, its okay… you just have to say it…”
>Don’t say it…don’t
“Because…she was different…”
>The tears wouldn’t stop, why were you crying so much? Watching this whole thing hurt more than anything else that you have experienced
>Starlight’s continued to caress your mane as she spoke voice was now a soft and comforting whisper ”That’s right, that’s right, because Princess Luna was different from everypony else she got subjected to a suffering that no pony could bear… but you know that your mothers suffering doesn’t end there…”
>You shake your head and nuzzle into her
>Was she right? It certainly sounded like she was right… That town got back perfectly, and while Discord might not be the monster she claims he is…

>>28606145
>“You know that the suffering and misery that Princess Luna was subjected to also extended to her sister, I can’t even begin to imagine how Princess Celestia must have felt after being forced to banish her sister. But you see Anon, that’s the kind of pain that being different can bring to anypony… actually that’s what differences ends up causing most of the time… And as you know, even the strongest minds and warmest hearts cannot withstand that amount of pain”

>>28606168
>…What about Luna? …Your mothers suffered for a thousand years because those ponies never stopped fearing the night and never took their time to understand it. They refused to accept or even look at her majestic gifts… just because they feared Luna for being different, they never accepted her …. As an equal…
“…”
>Starlight gently raises your head so you could look at her directly at her eyes ”That’s why equality it’s so important, my dear Anon, it removes that pain completely in the most perfect way: by making everypony get along. Equality it’s the key to achieve perfect friendships. Think about it, no differences, no fights, no sadness and no chaos, just pure happiness and order. It’s truly a utopia, don’t you think?”
>And isn’t that what Celestia regrets the most about being a Princess? That no one actually looks to her as an equal but rather as just the perfect princess of Equestria?
“I-I…”
>”And you what the best part is?” Starlight asks gently and with a bright smile
>What if Starlight is right with this whole equality thing? That certainly would mean that your Celestia could finally live the life she wanted and that something like Nightmare Moon would be impossible to happen again…
“W-What is it Starlight?”
>Starlight boops your nose and lets out a small giggle ”That it can become a reality, but it requires tooons of work and effort” You see her face becoming sad for a moment “And I can’t do it alone, just one pony is not enough to show Equestria the way to achieve true happiness, so what do you say Anon?” Her soft smile returns to her “Will you join me in my… no… OUR dream to create the perfect utopia for everypony in Equestria?”

>>28606181
And that's it! Hope that you guys liked this update. Next one will be the conclusion of the Glim Glam arch but of course, not of the actual chaos carnival, there's still surprises and adventure waiting for PhD inside the carnival.

>>28606203
And like always, here be the pastebin link!

http://pastebin.com/xJs3TE1F

Give feedback or I swear to god that I'm forcing every single one of you to watch suicide squad and BvS

>>28606219
GREAT UPDATE. I DEFINITELY READ IT. pls no suicide squid and birdmong versus soupermutt

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>>28606219
it was shit

>>28606219
good job sport

>>28606219
>inb4 PhD turns round and calls her pinko scum.

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>>28606203
>And that's it! Hope that you guys liked this update.
Communist horse getting the better of PhD Anon was quite a surprise.
You had her employing cult induction techniques toward the end there, scary shit. I eagerly anticipate the next episode.

But, I suppose also the academic minded do very often fail to see the flaws in a command/control economy or society. What Communist horse is saying just makes my eyes roll, as I know what 'perfect' 'equality' means.

It means killing people who are too different for society to 'normalize'. It means a communist vanguard of violent thugs sticking around until, Finally, the society is 'perfect'. A time that never happens. It's a formal step in every communist revolution that's happened here on Earth. No exception.

Not even in the relatively peaceful revolution in Venezuela recently. Part of their mind fuck economic problems are directly due to the 'government of the people' brutalizing killing and incarcerating 'evil business owners' for failing to perform economic miracles.

Kind of like what Mao did, but less totally fucking insane-- to make equality happen real hard he took the farmers and put doctor's uniforms on them, and put the doctors and engineers out into the fields.

Result, he had guys who had never farmed in their lives trying to figure that shit out -> result massive starvation. And medical care handled like gardening... ouch.

PROGRESS!

This is the kind of retardation that happens EVERY FUCKING TIME people forget that INDIVIDUALS EXIST and GROUPS are only an IDEA.

It's not even complicated.

Sure, what communist horse is talking about is far less invasive-- just get rid of the butt tattoos.

But, that's how it always works. Pour PhD Anon likely knows this, but he's too mind fucked by the cult inductive techniques to think.

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>>28607375
That makes me think, clearly neither of us would fall for this as we understand the psychology she is taking advantage of, and the end result of her political theories... but now I'm curious if my anon would fall for it. I doubt PhD would, im guessing he most likely will give a 'why you suck' speech on the real meaning of harmony and get his cutie mark but still, my Anon's experiences could point him either way.

>>28608067
i cant believe gumball is dead

>>28608067
Aw shit nigga, damn good update!

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>>28608083
JUST ABOUT DONE.

But seriously, I'm at work, just popping in to say hi.

>>28608102
Hello friend.

>The inside of the house was so silent and dark; it sent chills down your back. The house, now looking like a mansion by the inside, had an old rustic style; it only had one floor, a chimney, two rooms including the kitchen and various furniture around the living room
>Despite being alone, or as you thought you were alone… you couldn’t evade the feeling of someone watching you
>Maybe they had cameras in the corner of the walls? You don’t know how advanced the creatures living in this world are, but seeing at everything in this place… maybe you are near the medieval era, although you haven’t seen any weapon, just the houses of the town and how Discord is living in a castle
>Now that makes you think what these ponies use to attack Discord. What can damage a God? That… is something your curiosity isn’t going to leave sooner or later
>Even the gods have debilities, right?
>You take some steps and walk in the corridor that for you, it seemed long and never ending. It must be that your tiny body sees things bigger than when you had your adult size. Each step you take makes a creepy and tiny noise on the floor… the slower you try to walk, the louder it gets
“Uhmmm… Miss Cheerliee? Hello? Anyo- Anypony here?”
>No answer, just the sound of silence around this place. No, not the rock like sound in the corridor
>You walk into the living room and notice the amount of pictures Cheerliee has in it, one with their students, other with the ponies of this town, one of her alone in a different school with a more picturesque feature than the school from this town and one where… she looked with a look from the 80’s
>Unf
>You take notice of the picture with the ponies in town, a zebra standing next to her. You grab with your hoof the picture and take a closer look to it

>>28608344

>So that’s how zebras look in this world… and probably that’s the one these ponies call “Zecora”. Uh, so zebras are the equivalent of negros in this world
>Uhmm, wonder if Discord did something to her or she just got lost into a long never ending quest
>You leave the picture of Cheerliee that you were seeing on the table with the rest
>Something is sure…
“Miss Cheerliee looks better in that 80’s look, heh…” You heavy breathe while looking at the picture. “I would pay to see her like that everyday…” Ohhh your tail approves of that, heh… heheh…
>Your tiny pony ears catch the sound of something moving in the room, in the table where you were looking the pictures to be more precise
>For one second, you saw the figure of a blue pony in the picture… blinking. Was it… was it your imagination?
>You blink for some seconds and rub your eyes. Are you sleepy or was that…?
>You look at the picture again… the blue pony moved to the left of the picture! B-But how? …And now that you look more to the picture, you recognize that pony… the toothpaste tail like pony, the one that was with Cheerliee in the Tree of harmony
>This is a creepy as fuck coincidence… right?
>You take a gulp and… slowly walk to the door of the house, not taking off your eyes from the pictures on the table and trying to get out of the living room
“Is just… my imagination… is just… my imagination… Ghosts don’t exist…”
>You exit the living room and run directly to the door, anxiety and hurry on your actions as you desperately try to open the door, but the door wouldn’t open
>Is not your hooves, but the door. It was locked with key and you couldn’t open it, you were locked inside the house of Cheerliee… if it even was from her
>You start to hear noises… noises coming from the house… from the ceiling… IT WAS A ONE FLOOR HOUSE DAMNIT

>>28608361

>At this point you were trying to open the door with your mouth, not caring your teeth were going to be damaged in the process… ALBERTO WANTS OUT
“MNNGNH! Vamos! Abre!”
>You bite, scratch and even kick the door trying to get out of here like a desperate puppy trying to take a piss out of the apartment of his master but failing because his master forgot to leave him the door open and now he’s closed with the only way to piss inside
>But your attempts were useless and the noise was getting louder… and louder… and louder each second
>This was levels of scary like Silent Hill. You don’t even want to turn around your head because you know bad things happen in situations like these
>You stop trying to open the door, but don’t look back. You just stare at the closed door
>And keep staring at it…
>You then hear a giggle among the darkness of the house
“Eeek!”
>You are not scared… you are not scared… you are…
>You suddenly feel a cold hoof on your shoulder
>AAHDHG
>DEAD! HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY DEAD AND YOU NEED AN ADULT NOW!
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” You cry out making a big ass jump that made you get on the ceiling, hanging from a very old but well made chandelier. “PLEASE DON’T HURT ME! I’M SO YOUNG AND CUTE TO-!”
>You take a look down… down where was the teacher, Cheerliee. She was probably looking surprised at how you managed to jump this high
>…When was this chandelier here anyway?
>…Oh right, chaos magic. Maybe you even jump from the strength of it… or maybe Earth ponies are way too strong than you thought
>”I don’t know how you got to jump that high! But jump down! I’ll catch you!”
>Yeah, chaos magic was the trick in this one
>Meh is not like you are getting hurt from this high… but suddenly you felt fear from it… you weren’t afraid of the heights back in México, were you?
> …You don’t remember that. Why can’t you remember the basic of things like fear of heights? What the fuck…

>>28608376

>Your hooves slip from the sweat of you grabbing on the chandelier and you slowly start to slip… and finally gravity does the rest. Maybe next time actions over thinking is the best way to go
>You fall directly to Cheerliee hooves, she catches you without any problem or complain
>”What do you need, Anon?” She said, you noticed her… different. First she wasn’t bruised as seen from the battle and her voice show no anger against you for having the possibility of being bad
“Uhm, well, Nurse Redheart said that you didn’t get your… bruises check… and I got concerned and wanted to see if you were okay and…” You slowly jump to the floor and inspect every part of her, well, not every part… you sick pervert, she’s a horse… sexy horse. “You seem to be okay… not even a patch? You got really bad back there… I know it’s been some hours but still…”
>She just simply nods while looking at you
>”I’m okay Anon, earth ponies tend to heal faster, didn’t you know that? Maybe you didn’t study your classes with your other teachers? Everypony knows that earth ponies can heal by themselves…”
>Did her tone was more… soft? Hmmm… but that fact was a little bit suspicious. Maybe she wanted you to say something about it, get your comment or opinion… despite of that… you still have amnesia, or implied amnesia
>You shake your head while looking at her
“I’m sorry but I don’t know, ehh…” You look at the ceiling for a second. “What was the thing Nurse Redheart said I had? Amne… amn… ammm…”
>You obviously know the word is amnesia, but first of all, a kid wouldn’t remember a complicated word like that so good. Was it complicated, right? Right?

>>28608387

>”Right… the amnesia.” She said, somewhat frustrated about it. ”You don’t remember… well…” She started to walk near in front of you. You were trying to back up but… the wall of the corridor was behind you. “So… little Anon was concerned about the health of his teacher? How cute…”
>Here comes the bedroom eyes… so this was the hidden side of Cheerliee? She was a pedophile!? …not that you care because technically you are an adult with a kid’s body but… but… ahh…. Eh….
“Uhm… C-Cheerliee?” You say with a confused and shy tone
>She was cornering you. Moving slowly and… seductively? Were you tired and you were seeing things or this teacher wanted something from you?
>”Yes, Anon?” Her cute green eyes were shining at you and you were sweating so much. She placed a hoof around your face and started to move it slowly… across… your cheeks. “Tell me Anon, are you a teacher’s pet…? You look like one…”
“E-Eek!”
>B-Bad touch!
>You don’t know what her goal is… but you don’t like it! Maybe just a bit… but she’s in your personal space!
>But her eyes… you were drooling a bit from looking at them. You need to control yourself, what would Rene Descartes say in a crucial moment like this?
>’GIVE HER THE D.’ A muffled thought is heard in your tiny pony head
>Okay, maybe not Descartes. What would your father say?
>’DALE FUERTE MIJO’ You hear in your head
>GODDAMNIT DAD, THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT YOU, YOU GIVE THE WORST IDEAS!
“Eh… M-Miss Cheerliee? My daddy… I’m sure he told me something about mares approaching you so… close?”
>’No seas puto mijo’ You hear out in the distance in your zone of thoughts
>SHUT. UP!
“So please… don’t do that” You look at her in the eyes, doing your best attempt for some puppy eyes
>You came here to get her below you and she hits on you… eh, this is a win-win situation for you anyway

>>28608410

>She obeys and steps a little away from you, looking disappointed for some unknown reason you… better no ask
“So I can heal myself?” You ask her while looking at your tail, it was dancing at you… that damn devil tail. “Please tell me the way earth ponies heal is with their tails… because…” You start to go in circles in a cute attempt to grab your tail. “I… wanna… grab it!”
>You are not going in circles too fast because you don’t want to get yourself dizzy, but this attempt of grabbing your tail is to make Cheerliee know and feel that you are a kid from heart. Also because chasing your own tail is damn fun
>Will you feel something if you bite it? How much can the hair of it grow? Maybe your powers will stop if you bite it! So many questions… so close to bite it…!
>”Just… stop, okay?” Cheerliee commands you, looking really annoyed at you. “You must know that what I told you was a lie; I wanted to hear from your words those lies that everypony trusts as if they were real”
>You stop chasing your tail and look at Cheerliee, forcing a giggle and continue the cute attempt for her to stop whining at you and trying to find the truth
“But Miss Cheerliee, I’m not lying!” You then lie on the floor of the house. “Now I’m lying! See?” You start to laugh as you playfully roll near Cheerliee while yelling “Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, yay!”
>But… nothing was making Cheerliee smile, laugh or even chuckle. It was weird, you were acting as cute as you could, but… somehow, she saw through your disguise
>”Why don’t you stop that? Just say that Discord sent you and you’ll be making me lose less of my time. You might have fooled those foolish ponies… but not me, not me… Anon”
>She suddenly grabs you as you were rolling on the floor; an angry expression and what you could sense as fury in her eyes were present
>”SAY IT! SAY THAT YOU ARE A PAWN FROM DISCORD! SAY IT! YOU LITTLE LIAR!”

>>28608482

>She had a powerful grip on you, she even had the strength to shake your whole body as you were in her control
“M-Miss Cheerliee… this hurts… p-please… stop! You’re… scaring me…” You weren’t lying in something, she was really hurting you with that grip. But you did your best to add some tears to the battle
>You weren’t going to give up the lies, not after coming this far… you just need to wait for the ponies… the two leaders to be with you and sneeze out of here toward Discord’s castle and everything will be done! Everything…
>…
>The sneeze!
>As you were right now, you couldn’t reach for the feather that Cheerliee gave you to teleport with the power of the sneeze, you’ll need a truly original sneeze…
>You struggle… and struggle, making Cheerliee to almost lose her grip and balance. How the fuck was she even balanced? Horses standing in two hooves are not natural… maybe is thing of this world or maybe the determination of Cheerliee to find out the truth about you was bigger than everything
>”I won’t let you out of this, Anon! Not until you tell me the truth! I don’t care if I lock you myself in this house, just tell me!” For a second her face goes to a kind one. “Just tell your teacher and everything will be okay, what you have to lose anyway? I’m alone here.” Then her face changed to a more serious one. “But don’t think your chaos magic can get you out of this… I personally dismantled the chaos alarm from my house”
>She obviously has someone around the house… and you don’t care if you can use your chaos magic or she knows about it, at this point is way obvious that you have chaos magic. Like, come on, these are alarms meant to be for chaos, ponies aren’t so dumb…
>You struggle more… her balance getting a little off, but not enough

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>>28608506

>She was repeating the same dialogue once and once again, really trying hard. But as she talks your plan was in movement… each time you struggled, Cheerliee would move either left or right to gain her balance back… enough to get some dust from the floor… you could sneeze and teleport to someplace safe with ponies seeing how she was hurting you
>The dust comes near your nose… you inhale and your nose quickly reacts to it
“Ahh…”
>”No! Don’t you-“
>Too slow teacher, you need to learn more about desperate tactics coming from the son of Discord
>Damn you can’t think for a good place to sneeze teleport!
“Aaaat-“
>Before Cheerliee could stop grabbing on you, you two teleport to the first place in mind you had… the nursery tent
“Chuuu!”


This is all I can think of for the moment.

Here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/cNS0Ue0E

Comment or whatever.

>>28606181
>PhD going full smug boi on pink commie
>That triggering for Glim shit talking Discord
>That back and forth
>That ace under the commie sleeve
>Ending on a cliffhanger again
9/10 everyrhing was great until the fucking cliffhanger

Yup, certainly the Nightmare Moon incident was Starlight Glimmer's triumph card. What would work best for her intentions than to show PhD the sufferingbof his mothers? And this worked because (even when she obviously doesn't know about it) the childification that PhD suffers acts in different ways.Luna and Celestia (and the bat) are his kryptonite, watching them suffer its something that will get him emotional and thus, lower his defenses.

>>28608410
>Dale fuerte mijo!
Kek

>>28608573
Why is Cheerilee so fucking bonkers?

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>>28608573
>Comment or whatever.
No U!

Is this Cheerelee actually Chrysalis or a magically mutated Applejack?

>>28608067
>but now I'm curious if my anon would fall for it.
Hmm. He's got very high street smarts, but anyone can be hit up by cult induction when they are vulnerable. Stuff is really fucking scary, and gets a world worse when done from a position of keen understanding of applied behavioral psychology, gas lighting, placebo inductive hypnosis, and so on... I can only imagine how dangerous if magical manipulation was applied on top of this shit for a new order of gas lighting.

>>28608830
>will get him emotional and thus, lower his defenses.
Yup, that's the basic vector manipulators dive for. When a person starts 'thinking' in their emotions they are running on animal impulses. The first goal in all forms of manipulation are to get the subject in an emotional funk.

Once there, the subject's ability to reason diminishes. They start believing the 'truth' based on feelings induced by words more than the value of the words.

The more intense the emotional state, the more dangerous outside influence becomes.

Emotions aren't bad, but a person can get fucked real bad if they loose control of them in the wrong situation.

That's something Gummy Anon would know having keen street smarts. Being a good actor, I'd imagine he could see thru acting better than most. Those tools could keep him out of a cult induction, even if he lacked any higher order awareness critical of the philosophy being offered.

On the flip side, being an actor makes him VERY vulnerable. To act is to escape the self. To take a script, a character, and live it for a moment-- to the point one denies the self even exists.

Very interesting. Take some disembodied pony heads as payment, I value them at $2.95

>>28609766
Seems like the sunsetfag really enjoyed Elo update

>>28608573
Complete crud

>>28610070
ok

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>>28608573
Well every single pony in your world is irredeemably fucked in the head aren't they?

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>>28609850
Yup! Muh autism knows no limits today, want to fight about something utterly inane?

Like, I dunno... What do you think the Windigo rape rate of Erf Anon's fixed Flimflamism dimension will be?

How many Windigo rapes will the ponies endure per 10,000 pone in the coming months?

or we could join the gentleman
>>28610070
in his colorful prose highlighting the finer points of poetry thru his stark and stalwart choice of phraseology telling of emotion in a granularity not oft witnessed.

>>28610131
That's why Alberto is the "special mind" Anon :^)

>>28610146
Nothing because the windigos will get reformed

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>>28610253
>Nothing because the windigos will get reformed
Not even one instance of Windigos doing their rapine business?

But then how could they be reformed if they weren't getting up to mischief in the first place?

>>28610461
They will be raped reforming will come that way

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>yfw you realized you meant to write Anon to be friends with the mane 6 and CMC. and be closer to them. But instead you made Anon be closest to reformed/antagonists.

Diamond
Chrysalis
Discord
GlimGlam (which we'll be seeing soon)


yep

>>28610838
well its more human-like to make friends with assholes than goody-two-shoes cheery cunts that are always fucking happy no matter how hard you stab them just fucking frown for fucking once I swear to fucking god

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>>28610838
Okay.
So what's the problem?

>>28606203
>Anon gets broken.
>Glimmer takes opportunity to turn Anon.
>Cliffhanger.
I think i know were this is going, can you tell me if I'm right?
>Anon turns too much.
>Becomes pony hitler!
>Gases the changlings because fuck it!
>He creates a perfect world!
>A EQUAL world!

>>28611265
Find out next time!

>>28602663
>Right as Celestia begins to speak. You put on your horn. You had this, you'd use your magic to have her voice carry out throughout the world. And use illusionary magic to show visions of what she is talking about. Even with a weakened horn, this shouldn't be too hard. There wasn't any power to it, it's all just smoke and mirrors.
>"My fellow Equestrians. Let me start by saying that I know why you are all here. The possible future of our world has frightened you, and put you all in despair. Please, do not fret. The prophecy of the windigos does not need to occur. Yet, at the same time. We find ourselves in a state that if we continue, then we will have no choice but to meet our fate."
>The ponies down below started to panic. Using the voice amplifying magic you were using. Celestia and you could hear all their worries from up on the balcony.
>"We're doomed!"
>"Please Princess Celestia! Save us, forget those kings. Just use your magic like you always have!"
>"Please save us Princess Celestia! We believe in you!"

>>28611520
>Celestia could hear their cries, and knew that they did not understand yet. "I understand your fears, and I know you'd all would sleep better knowing I would handle this. But, there are things to consider. Windigos are creatures that feast on hatred and woe. If I were to handle it on my own, there would be a chance for failure. But consider this, consider the story of our beloved Hearth Warming. In it, the windigos brought a never ending winter upon the three kingdoms of old. And while their rulers would not see eye to eye. The servants of said rulers saw no reason to hate one another. And so, before they could perish in the icy maul of the windigos' power. They put their care into eachother, their love, their friendship. And this friendship, just from this one meeting, was powerful enough to circumvent and scare the windigos away. We have entered a state where love and compassion is nearly gone from our world. And I ask, why does it need to be? Are your lives truly better with things rather than eachother?"
>"But these things make our lives easier!"
>Yeah! and other times ponies get in the way!"
>"Why walk when you can drive? Surely there must be an easier way!"
>Good christ. The brothers got them good. Dammit Celestia, you can do it!
>"I see, I would suppose those things do make things easier. But I must ask, do these "things" care about you? Do they keep you warm on those cold winter nights? Do they help you feel better after a bad day? Are they as bright as a foal's smile when they want to make you proud? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. Having things are fine, but they cannot replace the warmth of a hug or cuddle of a pony you care about. Please, look among yourselves. These are your neighbors, your coworkers, family, these are what you should care about. Even a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet."

>>28611561
>Celestia looked down upon the ponies. Some seem embarrassed, others didn't know what to do. But then she noticed a portly pony with a rose for a cutie mark, and a skinny, flamboyant, big maned pony with a flower pot cutie mark. Both unicorns. They looked like they really hated eachother.
>"..You two, with the flower based cutie marks. Why do you look to eachother with such disdain?" Celestia asks
>They looked confused at first, did she mean them? They thought? She nodded, and that prompted them to answer.
>The portly one spoke first, he had a sort of bronx accent "Oh, yah wanna know? Yah really wanna know? This mook over here is always giving me the rag because my yard ain't pretty. It's just grass sure, but the roses that sit right in the front of my house are like tomatoes, killer in a pizza. This pony never knows what he's talking about and it really grinds my gears, y'know?"
>And then the tall skinny one spoke, he seemed very insulted by his words "And so the brute speaks as if he knows what he's talking about. Princess, since you must know about this slobbish fellow. His yard is indeed an eyesore, it drives our whole neighborhood down. And while I admit his roses are.....rather divine. He keeps them in a place nopony would really notice. Meanwhile I, Floral Magnificent, am charged with the shame of being next to this ruffian. My yard, a perfect design of flowers. Set in a way to dazzle the senses, is brought down by his...less than mediocre display"
>Sheesh, this guy sounded like a ponce.
>The portly pony turned to him, absolutely red in anger the instant he insulted him. "I don't know half the things you said, but I don't like it! How can you talk about "Perfect" design when your flowers are as good as my old cheese grater? Old and dull. That's what it is. You talk all this bologna about your designs and yet the flowers you use make me want to hurl my guts out. "

>>28611612
>"Old and Dull?!" Oh, now he was getting pretty angry "You listen here you peabrained putz! My flowers are only average themselves due to the pollution that has plagued us recently. We all cannot have flowers as good as yours but what I lack in the quality of the paint, I make up for with the beauty of my canvas. You'll never understand that. "
>The portly pony scoffs "Yeah? Well, I still got better flowers ya nimrod! Not all of us can be all fancy with our yard y'know. Besides, what's wrong with a plain yard anyway? It's still clean, ain't it? Sure, getting my flowers out there would be all nice and stuff. But I ain't got knack for it. But, the ways I see it? My flowers are better than yours...so deal with it! No design in Equestria is worth it's sauce without quality ingredients. Puh, two bit Ruffionian..or whatever ya said"
>"Sir! I will fight you with my hooves if you dare mispronounce that remark again!" Oh boy. The fact that he looked like he was no match almost made it funny if it wasn't so sad.
>"Really? Because I can break you in two. Probably use your hooves to make flower pots or somethin'. So if ya wanna go, then let's go!" "OH lordy, that guy really did look like he could snap him in two.
>"My Ponies, please stop this!" Celestia beckons to them.
>They point to eachother and both yell out "He started it!" Like little children.
>"I see..." But you could tell. Celestia had a plan. "And I suppose bickering and fighting like children would help the situation...right?"
>Like children? Hearing that, they both calmed down and looked down in shame.
>"Well, I guess, if ya wanna put it that way" The portly one really sounded hurt by that
>"...I perhaps took the situation too strongly" The skinny one sounded like his pride was demolished.
>"Perhaps...But. How would you both like to have a beautiful yard? Something that you both could be proud of?" Celestia asked them

>>28611696
>"Uhhhh, well yeah. That'd be fine. You can make that happen? Cause there's still that whole windigo thing.." The portly one seemed a little confused.
>"I cannot" Celestia answers.
>Now they were both really confused.
>"But, You two can...by helping eachother. You, Floral Magnificent. Perhaps if you were to be kind to...hmm, I apologize" Celestia lets out a soft hearted giggle. "I don't know your name."
>The portly one bows "The names "Rosy Cheeks". And don't laugh, pardon my rudeness and stuff. But I'll break yer royal nose if you laugh at it. Ma was a gentle soul, wanted us all to have nice names."
>As expected. Celestia doesn't take any personal offense "Not to worry Mr.Cheeks. But to continue. If you were to be kind, be neighborly, and accept how Mr.Cheeks composes himself. Perhaps you could be friends with him. You not only might find that you both could have a lot in common, or share in things you otherwise may never try. But you could also ask him for advice on handling flowers. That way your plants can be as beautiful as the design you put them in."
>"........that, seems...well.." Floral seemed so confused, hesitant. But...he did want prettier flowers "...I suppose, I could..as brutish as he is. His ability in the fine art of growing flowers is...well...as magnificent as my name."
>"And Mr.Cheeks. Would you not feel better with a nicer yard? And a nice neighbor to share it with. Taking pride in the beautiful designs you would be capable of if you had a friend to show you the way?"
>He shrugged "Hey, whatever works. Wouldn't mind the pinhead so much if he didn't get on my nerves. Seems pretty ok when he ain't complainin'. Besides, he's got the nicest patterns in the neighborhood. Ain't no doubt about it"
>"You really think so?" Floral asks, he never heard a compliment like that come out of him.
>"What, about the patterns or the pinhead thing?" Rosy asks

>>28611860
>"....Let's just say both, ya big brute. Perhaps we can discuss things over some tea? Yes?" Floral was delighted. Even with the pinhead thing. He was going to learn the secret of good flowers. And, as it seemed. Make a good friend out of it in which he could chat about designs.
>"Yeah sure, sounds good to me. But I'm bringing some pizza, Everything goes good with it and I never had nothing without it" He sure did like pizza.
>And it looked like they became fast friends right then and there. But then the cries of ponies rang out.
>"What does that have to do with anything?!"
>"Flowers aren't going to protect us!"
>"Please Princess! Stop joking around! This is serious!"
>"I understand your concerns. But it seems you all don't understand what I mean yet. I've already explained a way to stop the windigos. But perhaps, a more visual representation is needed."
>Finally, that was your cue.
>You focus. And boy did you focus. You spread your magic thin enough to create a worldwide illusion of the Equestria you knew. Nothing was solid. But, you didn't need it to be.
>What the ponies were thing were perfection. The sky was blue and clean, the air..it felt pure, there were ponies walking around, laughing, enjoying their time together, watching their children happily trot to school without worry of bandits, green grass everywhere. Beautiful trees. It was almost like being in your Equestria again.
>The ponies reacted first with fright. But as they gazed upon the illusion. They were enamored at how much...nicer..and more friendly everything seemed.

>>28611902
>"Nopony is yelling at eachother, what's going on?"
>"Those little fillies, they seem really happy for some reason. That's...kinda weird...but kinda nice."
>"Those construction workers, they ain't using all them fancy machines to do the work. They are just, using eachother..no...wait. They seem happy...are they using..teamwork? Woah, that seems cool!"
>"Just look at everything. No pollution anywhere, and it feels so..safe to be outside.....I miss all the nice trees we had..."
>Finally...progress...just..keep on focusing...
>"This Equestria that you see before you is not our own. But instead an Equestria that two interdimensional travelers have come from. I'm sure you had heard about them last night. But don't understand their place of origin. Well, this is it. In this Equestria, they value the importance of the magic of friendship. Ponies work together instead of against each other to get things done. Foals of all kinds play together, have fun, and laugh with each other. The air is untainted, and the plant life plentiful. Why look.." Celestia points over yonder to Sweet Apple Acres "Why even the apples are pure. untreated with the filth the former kings put in to them. The gentle earth ponies toiling hard to bring their apples to us. With good will in their hearts. Or..." Celestia sees a cottage, with an adorable yellow horse taking care of a bear. "See there, a kind hearted mare taking care of what many would be afraid of. A gentle giant to her it seems. And she seems so happy, taking care of those who have trouble taking care of themselves. And..."
>Celestia looks up, to see many rainbows across the sky "The pegasi are working hard to bring rainbows to the ponies below. It's beautiful, isn't it?...but..."
>The illusion fades. Not due to your lack of magic. You were just following along. You had this, you watched enough cartoons to get this right.
>"This is not our Equestria..." Celestia laments

>>28611974
>"But...but..it was so beautiful!"
>"Bring it back!"
>"It looked so much better!"
>"My little ponies, please understand. This Equestria is something I cannot bring back. Not alone, but together. All of us can work together to make it a reality. If we work together, learn to trust one another, and embrace in the good intentions I know everypony has. Together, we can prevent the windigos from coming. And bring back the Equestria we all knew. Everypony of Equestria, are you with me?!"
>There was a loud cheer, everypony let out their feelings all at once in wanting the change. To make things better.
>Celestia's mane, it was now completely back to normal, it was shining, waving, and clean. It had completely restored itself at this point. Celestia herself, a tear ran down her cheek "..Thank you all...for understanding. And please know, that if you should have any trouble. Then come to me, my adviser, my adviser's assistant, or even among yourselves. There should always be a pony out there for somepony else. I know we can all do it together if we believe in each other. My little ponies, this is all I have to say. I hope, you all heed my words."
>Your horn shuts off after that on it's own. The speech must be done then. You probably tied the magic to her speech without actually realizing it...but then that meant.

>>28612095
>You can see a green light hit a particular part of the castle as another one comes upon you, which starts to distort your vision.
>Ahh crap...
>"Anon...." Celestia didn't seem scared or alerted. She understood right when she saw it "It seems your Equestria is calling back to you"
>It did. But you give her a smile, if you had to go. You'd do it with a smirk.
"Yeah, seems so. But I ain't worried. I'm pretty sure you got this Princess."
>Celestia giggles "I'd hope so, the ponies of old did it in less than a day. If I can't manage it in a wekk then I'd say we're doomed."
>......
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT RIGHT BEFORE I TELEPORT AWAY! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!"
>Celestia giggled "Sorry, it just seemed so fun to tease you. I just wanted to try it once. You needn't worry" Celestia winks at you "I got this shit"
>.....ha....
>...ha....ha..
>You start laughing, that was fucking amazing.
"That's great!...but don't use that language too much. trust me, just stick with normal pony words. Still, super awesome I get to hear you say that before I go. The Celestia of my world would never say it."
>Celestia laughs along with you "I see, well. Seems like she needs to loosen up a little."
"..Oh trust me, she's too loose sometimes if you ask me...well...things are getting super blurry. Seeya Princess Celestia. I'll never forget you, or Sunset, or anypony else. And don't worry about your sister. She'll be back soon, I sense it. Call it a cartoony sense.....Seeya!"

>>28612150
>You wave goodbye to her as her giggling turns back to a warm smile. She waves to you as your vision finally goes out from this world. And back to your own.
>And you drop alright. Your head slams right next to the town fountain beside town hall. Right into the dirt.
"ARGH....d-dammit.....nnghh.."
>You fall flat on your back
"......course...always...every fucking time...ngh...wait.."
>You look up at the sky..it was...night time.
"Goddammit..enough time passed that it;s fucking night....theres still a little night though...urgh..and.....oh shit.."
>You just rerealized something.
"Fuck, I wonder how long Twilight has been freaking out about the whole classroom thing. I can't believe I still remember that. ...fuck....my day never fucking ends does it? Out of the frying pan and into the soup bowl I guess..."
>You get up, and dust off your mane.
"....Better make sure Twilight is ok before I go back home....dammit Discord, you could have at least been here when I got back. Y'know..say hello...progress report...something....sheesh."
>You look up at the night sky though. contemplating on the world you left behind.
"I hope everypony will be ok there. I hope Fluttershy,Applejack, Ponk, and everypony else gets together again. eh..they will...elements will happen. Luna will be back...the whole shebang....also gotta get Chrysalis her damn car. Oy.....busy busy busy"

And thus ends...The Flim Flam saga.

I hope everyone enjoyed.

>>28612160
OY GEVALT SO BUSY

>>28612160
You were doing so well! Why did you have to bring back all of the ellipses in the final post?
But seriously, nice update, I liked the two characters you included in the speech, they were a bunch of fun.

>>28612160
Man that was great. It feels like just yesterday we were mad that Flim and Flam won the straw poll

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>>28612160
>And thus ends...The Flim Flam saga.
And so my only complaint over it comes to pass-- it did End.

Fuck all, was that ever a fun ride.

Thanks for the story, Erf.

>>28610769
>They will be raped reforming will come that way
So, you contend they will come thru being rape reformed?

So, Celestia and the gang will hunt the windigos down, rape them sternly and soundly, and for THIS action backfiring they will come and ruin everything? Or thru the rape they will be contained. Celestia ravishing the Windigos into submission.

And all that will be to blame is Anon's influence that proofed the seed to turn Celestia into the militant rape-captain of her equestria. Gertrude becomes the princess of Friendship, Luna stays as nightmare night but gets raped into reformation too and goes on to become the princess of love, Candy Cane hooks up with the changeling king as the princess of xenophilia, and Thorax becomes Twilight's assistant. Moondancer never forgives Twilight and in her anal agony she researches atomic fusion and produces The Bomb. Communist horse and Mooney become a Dr. Evil level dynamic duo of turbo spergs, toothpaste horse joins them along with the Jam pony and Button Mash as the legion of doom.

Obviously, right?

>>28612914
I'm still mad

>>28587252
>The both of you continue down the path, but it feels like you're getting nowhere.
>You've regained feeling in your body, but your distraught mood hasn't changed.
>Starlight noticed this and tried to keep as close to you as possible, hoping to prevent the previous events, but it didn't help in the slightest.
>That is until you started leaning into her for being so close to you.
>She retracted herself from you at first, but she slowly got used to it.
>Her soft fur feels comforting and soft against your tense body.
>And it starts to get better for the both of you when you see a dim light in the distance.
>"Oh thank goodness, I thought we'd never make it through."
>Rubbing your face against her side, you nod.
"Mmm... I wonder if Discord had anything else planned."
>Starlight sighs in frustration. "I hope not. My hooves are killing me."
>You close in on the dim light in the distance as it becomes brighter by the second before a flash blinds you.
>Rubbing your eyes, you look around and notice movement as Starlight breaks away from your side to rub her eyes as well.
>"Nngh... what in the...?"
>The tube has disappeared around you, leaving a sort of tropical deterioration of stone and marble.
>Roots and vines hang from the ceiling and run down the corroded walls covered with cracks that spew streaming water.
>The steps down are littered with dirt and concrete debris from some sort of explosion.
>Examining further, the charred area is far from fresh.
>Possibly a past attack from an unknown threat?
>But one things for certain.
>Whoever lived in this structure is centuries old now.
>You look back at Starlight, who appears stunned by something in front of her.
"Starlight? Starlight? You there?"
>What might she be looking at?
>Something to the left?
>Maybe she's... exaggerating...

>>28615107
>A giant pillar of untamed magic gushes out of the earth itself, ripping it's surroundings to pieces.
>Even the air is rejected as vibrant waves pulsate from the pillar, pushing away everything in its vicinity.
>The pillar seems to extend high into the sky and enter a rift in space-time.
>And flying around said rift are two very large serpent-like beings, one a red crimson, and the other a defined blue.
>You're not sure if those two creatures are the cause of this magic rift, but by the looks of it, they seem to be in an enraged state.
>Anything that obstructs their circular motion around the pillar is instantly set aflame.
>They must be projecting some sort of aura.
>Enhancing your vision for a few moments, the sheer mass of chaotic energies blind you for a few moments before adjusting to the shining locks and chains all around you.
>These locks and chains look like the ones from Discord's realm, so perhaps we're inside it?
>Though you had no idea he could make something this vast
>At least makes things interesting.
>Looking at the pillar in a new light, it doesn't look like a pillar at all.
>More a giant spiral of mist, as if a cloud was twisted around by a thread.
>And that thread is a very large chain going an extreme length around the mist, with several locks around it being unlocked.
>But... it's weird.
>The keys have been left inside the locks.
>And looking at the serpents in the sky, the aura spreads by a wide margin, but it doesn't reach ground level.
>Perhaps if you got there attention, they could fly away from the giant mass so that you could figure what those keys are for.
>That, and why there are floating locks everywhere.
>"Uh... Anon?" You look at Starlight and she reflexively backs away from you.
>Looking at her horn, a single malformed key floats on top of her as it takes shape.
"Starlight, is something wrong?"

>>28615120
>Starlight gives you a questionable look. "Anon? No wait... you are 'Anon'... aren't you?"
"Yes I am. You can relax Starlight."
>Starlight hesitates, but follows your command, causing the key to dissipate back into her horn. "Nngh... Alright. If you say so."
>Her reaction raises an eyebrow from you.
"Why are you on guard? There are no rogue tentacles as far as I am aware."
>Starlight waves her hoof dismissively "Oh it's not that... you just...had those same eyes when they were casting that spell."
"Oh, I did not know. I apologize."
>You relax your eyes back to their normal scarlet and look back at the sight.
"We need to go over to that magic distortion. The portal may lead to the next section since it is the only way up."
>Starlight looks up at the spectacle and nods "Hmm... good deduction, but how will we get past those dragons?"
>Dragons?
>Guess that's what they look like.
>Maybe the growth process for dragons is slower than the other native species of Equestria?
>That or this isn't Equestria and those are a type of wyvern or wind serpent.
>But they do have an affinity for fire and air.
>You'll have to see for yourself.
>Focusing your body, three tentacles grow out from your back.
>One grabs onto Starlight while the other two start to expand in mass and muscle.
>"Uh Anon!? What are you doing?!" Starlight frantically looks around at the tentacle attaching itself onto her with suction cups before looking back at you.
"We're going to the distortion. Stay still"
>"What do you mean stay sti-AAAAAAAAAHHH!" Starlight screamed like a little filly as you propelled yourself through the air and adjusted your tentacles to elastic webs.
>You and Starlight fall through the thick canopy of the jungle below before you grab a hold of a loose vine and swing across the vast jungle floor.

>>28615127
>"ANOoOOooOoOooOn!" Starlight is clinging onto your appendage for dear life as you swing from tree to tree like an elastic slingshot.
>The constant change of motion is making her voice sound weird, but other than that, she seems fine.
>You continue on through the thick underbelly of the forest, swinging across trees and jumping across a river before landing on a timbered tree and swinging once more, all the while Starlight is doing her best to keep her composer over all the obstacles you traverse in a matter of seconds.
>You quickly focus your left eye and spring up from the ground.
>Landing softly on your hooves, you look down as the abnormally large venus fly trap nearly takes the head off of Starlight who flinches at the closing snap of it's jaw.
>Turning your hearing to optimal levels, you hear two-three pursuers and something lunging through the-
>You quickly dodge the foreign object and cling onto a branch with both hooves and tentacles.
>Bird? Two wings. Talons, beak, it's escaped through the canopy.
>You look across the path and see that it's been cut off by various tangled vines scattered throughout the area.
>An ambush? How did they know we were here?
>You quickly swing Starlight past the tangled vine before detaching your limb, causing it to retract itself all the way to her.
>There, that should keep her safe from these creatures.
>But these aren't normal creatu-
>You quickly dodge left, narrowly avoiding a backstabbing from the...
>Human...
>Suited in dark leather and red robes, he descends down to the floor and looks back up at you before disappearing in thin air.
>And right after, an... ORC!?
>The orc clad in a loose-strung plate charges into the tree at full force and slams into it with his axe.
>For a few moments, nothing happens.
>But soon after, the tree begins to timber.

>>28615134
>You quickly leap to another tree, but an arrow comes barreling at you, hitting your left tentacle and sending you off the path.
>Shit, it's tranquilized.
>You nose-dive into the ground and quickly recover in a sliding motion.
>Taking out the arrow, you look at the orc who smiles as he brings his axe over his shoulders with a single arm.
>No, he's too relaxed, WAIT SHIT-
>A tentacle quickly covers your back, taking the shadow strike from the rogue human.
>You tense your muscles and go rear-side as you send your hoof directly at his torso.
>But in the blink of an eye, his body becomes faded for a few moments, causing your miss to blast through the air and tear a hole through the vines blocking the way.
>Somewhere in the forest, you hear a slight whistle, but can't pin the location in time before an axe comes through like a guillotine , cutting one of your tentacles halfway through.
>The Orc sneers before bringing his axe back up to see the fresh ebony blood run down the metal end.
>Recoiling, you bring both tentacles into a defense stance and regenerate the wound.
>But just then, a striped saber tiger lunges from your side.
>You quickly dash right and kick it back into the lone brush before another comes barreling at you, and another, and another.
>Fuck it's a stampede.
>You extend your tentacles as you hoist yourself upward, avoiding the large felines, but in doing so, you head right into the orc's axe throw.
>You descend back to the ground with a thud as you shove the axe out of your side.
>Some blood escapes you, but the spot quickly regenerates, but not before a robed figure blinks into the fray and focuses a spell of pure arcane around you, locking you in place and lifting you up into the air.
>"Nngh... what strength..." The female mage recoils, but lifts both hands into a casting stance before she strengthens the barrier around you.
"NnnnghYAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!"

>>28615146
>The four of them flinch at your sharpened pain cry.
>The orc walks up to the mage with panicked vigor. "Careful! We don't want to kill him!"
>"I'm sorry! But... nyagh... his resistance to my arcane is... it's unreal! I can't help it! AAAGH!" The arcane sphere bursts, setting you free from the mage's grip.
>She gasps for air as the gryphon, the rogue, and the orc charge at you with inhuman reflexes.
>You grit your teeth and prepare for a sharp pain to course through you as you rush tentacles into a muscle-filled leap.
>The gryphon leaves the other two behind to pursue you, but it can't nearly get as much momentum as you catapult through the vines.
>With audible snaps and a strained cry, you make it through the barrier and roll down a steep hill.
>Oh no, not again.
>You quickly grab onto the wood stump that passes you and regain your balance.
>You focus for a few seconds and quickly pinpoint Starlight's position.
>Hmm... she's moving fast towards the magic pillar, which means she's safe.
>You'll just have to catch up.
>Turning towards the sensed direction, you hurl yourself forward and grab onto the vines.
>But the swinging is not as peaceful as you hoped as the gryphon tried to grab you in it's flight.
>The both of you swoop and dodge each other as it's talons keep grabbing air and your hooves reach empty blows, causing multiple explosions to vibrate throughout the forest floor.
>A few trees fall down with audible cracking as you finally get a grip on the gryphon and slam through a tree, leaving a hole with your bodies imprints.
>You didn't feel a thing, but the gryphon recoils in intense pain, screeching before falling down in defeat.
>You loosen your grip on the vine, slide down to the end, and swing high into the air, getting a full view of the emergence above.

>>28615152
>You're getting close, but the distance between the two of you is only changing by a slight estimated kilometer per minute
>The tentacle you left with her is probably working on the task you last gave it, making its way to the magic pillar before going rogue.
>At least she's too far away for any of these arrows to be a problem.
>You quickly dodge them before a blunt edge graces your chin before it explodes in your face.
>Shrapnel and fire fills your vision, blinding you as you plummet back into the jungle.
>Branches hit you and lower you down to the next as you try to get a grip on one.
>But before you can, another arrow hits you, sending a sharp pain throughout your body.
>Damn, poison.
>You focus your mind, hitting branch upon branch before the poisoned arrow is discarded by the growing tentacle.
>It grabs the final branch, lowering you back down to the floor, only to meet eye to eye with the huntress.
>Hmm.. a... troll if you recall?
>The troll smiles with confidence knowing that you've been pushed into a corner. "Best tread lightly mon', don't wanna step on sum'tin' you'd regret."
>The troll puts her bow away and takes out a spear and points it directly at you. "Your move."
>Think, traps on the floor, switched to close quarters.
>She's stalling.
>You try to launch yourself away from the area, but the huntress throws a grapple, getting you by the neck.
>Her grapple reels itself in, forcing the confrontation with a lunge from her spear.
>You swiftly kick it out of reach and gain focus, allowing you to grow sharp blades on your free tentacle.
>Landing with a thud, the both of you get up with a sense of determination.
>Alright, you may be falling for her trap, but you won't get anywhere with her around.
>Using a bit more energy, your tentacle extends it's flesh, forming a long sharp sabre, it's end pointing directly at her.
"En garde."

>>28615157
>The troll's face forms a smirk. "Oh, so da boy's got sum' manners. Too bad dis' be where da real fun begins." She snaps her fingers and you wait.
>The Orc emerges from the right, axe at the ready.
>The mage comes out from the left with a swift blink, preparing a spell of strong fire.
>And with a swift motion, you parry the rogue from behind.
>A soft audible "Heh..." is heard under his mask before all four begin their assault.
>The grappling hook comes flying at you.
>You use your sabre as leverage and toss the rogue in front of you.
>He vanishes and the grappling hook lands right on your neck.
>You stomp on the ground and get a good hold of the earth, making the Huntress's grapple to pull her into you instead.
>A flaming ball of aura flies towards you as well as the warrior from the air.
>You swing the grapple around your neck, making the huntress slam into the warrior and in a swift motion, you open your mouth wide and swallow the flames whole.
>The mage looks in disbelieve before you exhale an inhuman amount of steam from your body.
>Quick, sense her.
>Over there.
>You stab the sabre into the ground and use it as a a catapult, hurling yourself to the direction of Starlight.
>The ball of flame should last a few more minutes.
>Closing your mouth, you climb high on a tree and make it up to the emergence.
>You tense your muscles and close your mouth, causing the intense steam to build up.
>Mmm... come on... a few more...
>A strained belch escapes as you hurl ludicrous amounts of steam and mist into the forest, effectively turning the entire area into a dense foggy terrain.
>Finally, you should be able to lose them now.
>Lightly leaping off the tree, you plummet into the branches below and grab onto a vine.
>Third time's the charm.
>Hmm... Oh! A play on words...
>Now you get it.
>Sort of...

>>28615164
>Using the direction of Starlight and your enhanced vision, you quickly make your way out of the mist.
>A few swings down the hill and a leap over the lone rocks and you're nearly there.
>One thing is that they've stopped.
>Two is that you haven't seen the group from before.
>17 minutes isn't much, but it isn't much for them either.
>Maybe a few modifications are in order before your next confrontation.
>Strengthening your hooves with swollen muscles, you test it on a nearby rock.
>It shatters almost instantly, the ground from under rupturing from the abnormal amount of force.
>Hmm... maybe that's a bit too much.
>You don't want to kill them.
>You focus your mind, tuning the muscle mass down to a light overworked build.
>You go over to another rock to test it.
>This time, only the surface shatters, but the added laws in your body cause the rock to bounce with torn earth.
>Well, it can't be helped if they're launched through the air by your blows, but at least now it isn't immediate death.
>Alright, more focus.
>Focus on your body... bind it... strengthen it... you can feel it.
>You're ready.
>Two tentacles come out at will and grab onto the two trees.
>Using augmented strength, you pull them back, causing them to tear by the roots.
>And with a change of momentum, you're sent flying straight to Starlight's location.
>Nothing in your sight so far.
>You plummet down towards her location and loosely grab onto a passing tree.
>The change causes you to lose some speed, but allows you to fall into the forest with a bit less noise.
>You grab onto a vine and swing your way to the destination before you let go and roll into the nearby brush.
>You get up and very subtly look towards the direction.
>But all you see is... the tentacle.
>It wiggles around aimlessly, looking for something.
>Must be Starlight.

>>28615174
>You will the tentacle to dissipate and it does, leaving a shrivel of black steams before disappearing.
>Keeping close to the ground, you crawl towards the magic field.
>If it stopped there, then that means Starlight went ahead.
>Making your way through the brush, you make sure to keep yourself hidden.
>That is until you reach the field.
>A barren soot-covered wasteland lays before you, with the center being covered in a strong torrent of magic energy.
>Like the princesses, the magic is so potent, it radiates without your eyes adjusting.
>Shaking your head, you look around from the safety of the bush for signs of life.
>The soot around the area makes it easy to spot differences in coloration.
>A few moments pass before you see Starlight come from the other side of the pillar, who is dangerously close to the radiation, but is too distracted in observing the pillar to notice.
>Guess only you can see the high density rays.
>But before you can emerge from the brush to greet her, the mage from earlier appears out from thin air to greet her instead.
>Damn, so you were right.
>How fertile is this soot?
>Dipping your hoof into the sandy substance, you practically fall into it.
>Perfect.
>You push your hoof slightly through the soot until you hit some resistance, but by then half your body is already submerged.
>You focus on your hooves and soon after, you feel the changes take affect.
>And with the swipe of your new claws, you dig your way into the earth.

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Hope to get your input on fight scenes. There's gonna be a surplus.

Other than these miniature arcs, the game has begun. If you need any explanations, just ask.

>>28615247
What is going on in your story?

>>28615180
Irredeemable garbage

>>28615247
I look forward for the adventures of this autistic pair, keep it up, so far so good

>>28615276
Well currently Discord is playing a game with Anon, the Princesses, and Starlight using suppressed memories of the past. The Princesses are group 1 and Anon/Starlight are group 2. And with out Twilight, Anon is starting to go lose control of himself, so you could say it's a sort of race against time.

>>28615282
Never change, shitpostfag

>>28615985
Oh, so you are setting this up for making Anon to have control over the rapist elder gods by making Starlight helping him with that?

Also, everyone here seems to be using Glim Glam recently, you are using her, Erf has said that she will come back soon and she has mentally broke PhD now

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>>28616766
In a sense. Starlight is Twilight's pupil at the moment, so it's only an echo of his mother's influence, but lets say instead of taking a direct dosage of a drug, he's only smelling the scent of the drug itself. The scent is strong of course, but his body won't be affected directly.

>>28616766
I'm never using her honestly, she's just a shit.

>>28617820
>she's just a shit
The bait is strong with my babe tonight

>>28617820
>Gumball going full retard in his latest update

Where the fuck is erf?

>>28620677
He's too busy drinking Foster's and throwing shrimps on the barbie to write.

>>28612160
>You start trotting over to the castle. The other Equestria still fresh in your mind. Thinking about it actually made you feel sad.
"I know I shouldn't let it bother me, but sheesh. I just feel bad that I just had to go up and leave them all. I guess I just feel scared that they won't make it. And I kinda wanted to hang with Sunset a little. She was the closest thing to another human I had. I hope she can make up with the human mane five someday...also, damn that world was kinda degenerate...woulda been nice to get some actual pony tang for once. It had to have some slutty mare somewhere...ehhh...it'll be fine."
>You look upon Twilight's castle as you near it. and contemplate your moves.
"Ok, so she's probably still suuuuper upset. I can't believe I'm doing this right after saving another world but..goddammit, I just woke up. I can't go back to sleep. So I gotta do something, Might as well be this. Just...be apologetic. Be nice, she was sorta right after all. Sorta. I mean, it's my cutie mark right? I get shit done when I do the unexpected. ehhh...EHHHHH...fine...I got this."
>You push open the doors, unlocked as usual.
>You step through the entrance hall and into the cutie map room. It was dark, except for the bright shine coming from the arcade machine. Spike hung over it, sleeping.
"...Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Huh...Dammit Spike, don't you know you need to be comforting Twilight? Let's see."
>You look over to the screen, it was back at start and just getting to the High Score screen.
"Oh hey! Spike made made third right under....me?!"
>What the fuck?! Who had the top score?! Was it Twilight?!
>You look...the name was....BMAC.

>>28621167
"BMAC? Who in the fuck is BMAC? And how the hell did he beat my score in one go!? I was, I WAS..."
>Who in the fucking hell of Equestria was BMAC?! And how could they beat your human superiority gaming skills?
"...ohhhh, I'm filing this one down under revenge. Gaming is all I fucking had in terms of skill and I am not letting some BMAC guy topple my score!"
>You growl, but then sigh
"Gotta relax, I'll deal with it later. Gotta see how Twilight is doing, Still, who else was in the castle to get this score? weird, ehh. Probably some kid snuck in or something. Button Mash? He did seem pretty angry, maybe thats what the B stood for."
>You became somewhat obsessed with the score. You had to pull yourself away from the screen to prevent yourself into falling into the same trap as Spike.
>You went back to your search for Twilight. Ascending the stairs and walking to her room. You first gently press on the door to open it. Of course, unlocked.
"Twilight? You awake? It's me, Anon"
>No answer, you peer over to her bed and it was empty. She wasn't here.
"Well, they don't call her bookhorse for nothing. She's probably in the library. Egh, I really really hope she isn't acting like she was when she nearly sealed me up."

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>>28618532
>>28619387
I'm just mad, because I just realized that in a better world, we could have had a series of finales and season openings that sequentially were solved by one or two of the mane six, and all of our characters would have grown and developed equally.

But instead we have the Twilight Variety Hour, and the sequel, purple Twilight Variety Hour: Pink Twilight Edition.
I mean, what professional script writer thinks it's a good idea to bring on a genius, pretty girl who everyone likes and had them show up and accomplish more than the rest of the cast in a fraction of the time? I liked that Discord, Trixie, and thorax got to shine in the finale, that was a breath of fresh air. But again, glimmer took the glory.
Who the hell is she? She had a one-off fight with Twilight, then comes back out of nowhere and completely trumps twi's silicon powers with her own unicorn powers because I don't know, she's super special or something. Now she receives special attention from the main character and saves entire races while the main cast sleeps in cocoons.

What?
Why, of all the characters you already had, did you choose her?
Why did you even make her a thing?

Did a writer bribe someone so they could insert their oc? Who did the voice actress suck off? This is just horrible. She is literally a shit, and I don't care who knows it.

>>28621278
Also it looks like Erf died in the middle of his update again.

>>28621867
It feels like that one fanfic, where and eldritch creature known as a Mary Sue shows up in Ponyville, and takes the attention and adoration of everyone while acting unsure of itself and faux humbled. Twilight, and I think Anon, perhaps it was an Anon story, were the only ones unaffected, and had to defeat it with the power of Mystery Science Theater.

You see what I'm getting at? It feels like glimmer showed up, and we all just accepted her because reasons. The new seasons feel more like fanfiction than a continuation of the story.

I suppose that's the reason I have a tenuous relationship with what's in the Canon.

>>28621889
Now that I think of it, it was probably Pinkie and Twilight who fought off the Mary Sue. Trying to find it now, but having some trouble.

>>28621867
The reason is simple babe, because they could open te way for Gen4.5

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Can we no longer pretend that fluttercord is a meme? Let's leave the denying to flutterfags.

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>>28622140
Oh and next update is almost done, but probably won't come out today since it's probably my largest one yet. In the mean time I challenge all of you fuckers to try to guess just what will PhD's cutie mark represent, come on, take a guess

>>28621917
Thorax and nu changelings are still ugly as FUCK

>>28622158
Faggotry

>>28622158
>>28622158
Harmony

>>28622158
Harmony

>>28622158

Burritos.

>>28622158
Easy, Harmony

>>28622158
Oooooh, I want to join the meme too! Is the answer harmony?

>>28622190
That's the one for Alberto

>>28622158
Chaos, to be contrarian.

>>28622225
Isn't that the cutie mark that erfanon has?

>>28622158
A cuck

>>28622158
What is harmony?

>>28622158
It will probably be abbout harmony

>>28622158
Science?

>>28621278
he sure talks to himself a lot

>>28622199
Dubs confirm that PhD gets his cutie mark in harmony

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>>28622158
Oh oh! Is it eating out Starlight! Or maybe Twilight! Or pinkie pie! Please let it be eating out pinkie!

>>28622834
>Starlight will surely end up as some sort of villain in elo story
>PhD hates Ponka
It probably will be Twilight

Chapter is done technically, I kind of bummed myself out with the ending, so I don't know if it will stay unchanged or not. Will take a little while to decide.

>>28623531
Delete the whole thing and spare us your bullshit.

>>28623531
Why, are you finally introducing Starlight into your story?

>>28623590
Starlight confirmed to be the MC of Gumball's story

>>28622150
It will be a meme, unless they fucking kiss or profess their love on screen it will be a fucking meme