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"Brandy, call 911."
>You wait with the foals in the park until the authorities arrive comforting the kids as much as you can as they wait with you.
>The EMTs load an unconscious Ivory Shine into a running ambulance. As Ivory is being tended to the police take the children away and confront you.
>"Good evening sir, I believe that you were the one who called this in."
"Yes officer."
>The police officer's assault rifle swings back and forth as the police pony stares you down through his dark visor.
>"Can I get your name Sir?"
"Y-yes, it's Cold File."
>"Alright, and may I ask what you were doing out here this evening? Do you know this mare?"

What do you do?

>>28566072
Taking an evening stroll. The mare I think we used to know a long time ago in high school.

>>28566072
I feel like it would of been smarter to just keep walking but now that we are in this we might as well tell them that we were out for a jog. And found her like this. The foals found her before we did and we wouldn't of even known she was there had they not pointed her out.

>>28566072
We have nothing to hide. We were just jogging when we found the kids huddled around her. And no, we don't know the mare. Ask if she's gonna be ok. She looked pretty bad back there...

>>28566072
Ask the office what caused those injuries on the mare? A griffon?

>>28566166
>ex-girlfriend
>don't know her
This is how you end up on a suspect list anon.

>>28566166
We do know her, though.

>>28566072
Tell him that you were out jogging and that you heard some kids arguing over something and went to see what was wrong, and found her.
I don't think it would be a good idea to mention we know her, but I don't know for certain that if we say we don't, they won't bother us again or somehow find out we do know her and pin us as a suspect for lying or some other shit.
It may be best to say she looks familiar, but you can't be certain due to how dark it is and how badly hurt she is.

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>>28566195
They don't know that. If we lie he might just let us go right away. If we say we know her it puts us even higher on the suspect list. And going to the police station for an interview doesn't really appeal to me right now. If we do go there we don't know how long we will stay, and that would be the worst place to have one of our...episodes...

>>28566072
Just say that we were taking an evening Jog when we saw a bunch foals huddling around her. She looked pretty bad and so we decided to make the call. Ask if she will be okay.

>>28566232
If we get caught lying it'll be way deeper in the shit for us and it won't take long for them to realize our job is less than legal. It's not hard to learn someone lived somewhere for a while. She could be all over recordings in our apartment building.

>>28566232
Nope. What happens when/if they find out that we're her ex-girlfriend? We're the prime suspect if she dies or if she didn't see her attacker. A lie is just plain stupid.

Don't even mention knowing her. For some reason, people feel the need to bring up damning evidence without being asked. Even if innocent. So many people do it and there's no reason to.

"I don't have any drugs in the car or anything, officer."
"Just so you know, I didn't attack her or anything."
"By the way, I don't know this girl."

>>28566257
It's a gamble either way. If we say we know her it puts us on the spot and they dig up what they know about our relationship. If we lie they figure it out later and still puts us on the suspect list. I'm just going with the chance that they won't look into us any further once we give our statement here.
>>28566285
Don't know if you missed it but:
>"Alright, and may I ask what you were doing out here this evening? Do you know this mare?"
The cop did ask us.

>>28566308
Then definitely don't fucking say no.

>>28566308
>Lying to police
Anon...

>>28566308
If we lie we don't get to explain our way out of it. We just happened to find our ex girlfriend almost dead in the park at night, and then told the police we didn't know her?

>>28566072

Tell the officer that we think we know her. Maybe. She's in rather rough shape. But we might have known her a long time ago in high school.

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>>28566322
OK fine. Tell him the truth then. This is gonna end badly either way so I hope you guys are choosing the lesser evil.

>>28566344
I get where you're coming from, it's just we have no way to hide our relationship. There's no telling who saw, or where we've been recorded together. You need control of information to hide things from the police.

>>28566360
I'm just worried they don't make us stay at the police station or anything. I think the cops knowing about our "medication" won't really help our case too much.

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"Well officer I was jogging, ya know. Uhh, trying to get in shape right. He he..."
>The cop does not laugh with you.
"Then I umm, well I heard those foals arguing about something and I decided to check on them since... I'm not really sure why."
>"Do you usually listen in on the conversations of foals?"
"No! Oh fuck no! I mean, they just sounded worried, and then I saw the body and well, I wanted to do the right thing and..."
>"Sir, calm down. I asked do you know this mare."
>You bite your lip. If you lie to the police and they find out, you could be in deep shit, but if you tell them that you do know her, you're a suspect.
>"Sir, I asked if you know this mare."
"I uhh... maybe..."
>"Maybe? It's a yes or a no. "
"I uhh. Look, I think I might have known her but... she's pretty beat up, I mean, she kinda looks like somepony I may have dated but, it's been a while. Like we might have known each other in high-school or something."
>The police officer sighs, "Sir, may I see your identification?"
"Y-yes officer."
You produce your Identification card and the officer scans it before typing down some text.
>Sir, we may call you in sometime in the near future, we want you to please keep an eye on your mail."
"Y-yes officer. Is, is she going to be okay?"
>"I don't know."
"A-any idea of what might have don't this to her?"
>The officer sighs again. She looks like a domestic assault victim, and it looks extended from what I saw. There were a lot of scabs on her. Looks like she also used to have a much longer horn. Any Idea what happened to that?"
"No sir!"
>"Alright. Look I'm about to let you go on your merry way but before I do here is my business card."
>The cop gives you a business card.
>"And if there is any detail. Any that you would like to change in your statement I would like you to tell me now, sir."

What do you do?

>>28566563

No, that's all the truth, we're just a little nervous. Not used to being around crime scenes and stuff. Sorry about that.

>>28566563
Well, we don't know anything else beyond that, so there isn't much else to add or change.

>>28566563
Nope! Don't know anything else. Let's just leave now before we say something stupid again. Geez I forgot that File was a right social butterfly...

>>28566563
>Inb4 Big Brother starts knocking because something we said

>>28566563
We can't think of much else.

Can we tell which hospital the ambulance is taking her?

>>28566563

When we are far enough away and have resumed jogging ask if Brandy can find out some info on the mare and maybe which hospital she's at.

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"No officer, That's everything."
>"Fine if there's nothing else I would like ..."
"Hey, could you, perhaps tell me which Hospital they're taking her to?"
>Te cop seems to growl a bit, "No, I Am not allowed to tell you where they are going to take the victim. Do you have any other questions I can't answer?"
"No."
>"Good, have a safe night. Sir."
The officer wanders off and you try to continue your jog foe a bit before heading home.
"Brandy, could you perhaps figure out where they took Ivory Shine?"
>"Yes File, I'll see what I can do. By the way, Before this happened we were talking about Why you would want to revisit moments in your past that hurt."
"Yeah, well I don't know. Something about reflecting on why these things were important just, Kinda helps you cope or something, and with mom. It feels like it would be rude to forget her, since she meant a lot to me ..."
>"I see. Saint Pinwheel Community by the way."
"What?"
>"The hospital they took her to."
Oh yes, thank you Brandy."
You walk into your apartment building still trying to collect your thoughts.
You really didn't give Brandy a good answer to her question but honestly you can chop that up to being a bit frazzled at the moment anyway. It's still a little early in the day, but you wouldn't mind a little extra sleep, especially with the full day you have planned. Then again Brandy has been pressuring you into getting out there and going out somewhere like a club might help you forget the shit that's been happening to you lately, and there is nothing you really have to do before taking Tyra out to lunch.

What do you do?

>>28567156
We've had a stressful day. We need some sleep.

>>28567156
Go to bed for the day. We have a ton of work to do tomorrow so best be ready for it.

>>28567156
Best not to get drunk before going for dinner.

>>28567156
maybe we could go to club for a little while and just keep an eye on the time.

>>28567156
Ask Brandy if she has any recomendations on how to help relax.

>>28567156
What time is it exactly?

>>28567156
Tell Brandy to keep track of the time as we might drop by the club.

>>28567156
Maybe we can relax in bed. Is there any books or articles we've been needing to catch up on?

>>28567156
Ask Brandy to do more research on Ivory Shine.

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>Checking the Clock you see that it's about 5 PM.
>Feeling a little tired you flop down on your futon.
"Hey Brandy I'm just a little on edge, any ideas for chilling out?"
>"Well, you did buy beer when you got groceries."
"Yeah, a beer sounds good right now."
>You get up and bring a beer back to our futon and flop back down.
"I'll just chill out for a bit and then." You yawn, "The club."
>You quickly polish off your beer and practically melt into our futon.
>You're talking to a mare. She seems really tall and something about her seems to make you feel sad...
"Well, I guess I'm just gliding through life you know. Trying to find something better out there."
>"You know that the world is full of hard choices and the real test of your character is also how you deal with the consequences."
"If I want to be "good" (You give her air quotes with your hooves) Then I'll do it. Everypony can't just be the PowerPony we see on TV, who only helps out the community and thinks nothing about themselves."
>"Cold File, You disappoint me just like the others. I wish you would seek the magic being choked out. It's still a beautiful world but nearly none seem to seek it's beauty anymore."
You open your eye and the clock reads 8:15.
You take a moment to gather your barrings before you realize that your clock says that it's 8:15 in the afternoon and not the morning.
Looking over, you find your empty beer bottle sitting right next to your head.

What do you do?

Gonna call it here for the night. Feeling a little tired myself.

>>28567602
K bye

>>28567595
Throw the bottle away and ask Brandy if anything happen while we were asleep.

>>28567595
Think back on the dream. Do we have any clue what that was all about?

>>28567595
get yourself ready for the club.

9 bump just in case

>>28567595
Was that...Luna? Nah...probably just a weird dream. We have spare time so might as well put some good clothes on and go for the club.

beb

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>>28567595
Think about investigating any details you can in that weird dream later, but for now get ready to go out.

Bump from 9.

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>>28567595
>8:15 in the afternoon

8 beb before I go to bed.

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"Brandy, did anything happen while I was asleep?"
>"No file, everything was pretty quiet."
You begin to think back on your dream asking yourself was that mare an alicorn?
The memories of that dream are quickly fading, as you think about it you seem to vaguely remember something about an alicorn princess that was fabled to do something with dreams from history classes but you really never cared about history when you were in school.
You toss the beer bottle and clean yourself up. you take Brandy and your gun with you and set off out the door to your car. Soon you stop at the night club and make your way in.
Immediately you begin scanning the room for someone, you might be interested in knowing a little more intimately.
You also know that the bar might help you kill a little time if you don't see something you like yet.
The club is playing some loud dance music, anyone who you might want to talk to, you will have to get up close and personal with.
The club isn't packed quite yet, but you do know that soon it will be.

What do you do?

>>28574839
take in the scene. Do we like the music currently playing? Anything worth dancing to?

>>28574839
Say hi to the pony with dots. the pony looks bothered by something.

>>28574839
Say hello to the griffon chick.

>>28574839
What do we know about this particular club?

>>28574839
Hey is that a Diamond Dog? Is she with anyone? Have ever seen one of those biped dogs dance?

>>28574839
The pony with the leaf cutie mark seems to be having a great time. Compliment it's dance moves.

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>The song currently playing is a standard sounding house track. There is a singer saying something about faces in lime light.
>You remember last time you went to this club you found an earth mare that you fucked for three days before she traveled back home from her business trip. You think her name was Fire wheel or something.
>Looking around the room you spot a polka dotted Earth Stallion eyeing the club who you want tot talk to even though he looks angry about something. You also spot a griffon... Thinking back, you realize that you've never had sex with a griffon before and she looks kind of cut and naive.
>Finally you focus in on a unicorn dancing her ass off in the middle of the floor and you approach her.
"Hey! Those are some nice moves there!"
>The unicorn turns to you. Her eyes are dilated as fuck with pupils the size of dinner plates.
>"What!?"
"I said I like those moves!"
>"THANKS! DO YOU WANT TO DANE WITH ME!"
>This mare is panting hard. you can see her chest pounding as she breaths in and out.
>Behind her you can see a diamond dog doing a little dancing herself. for a moment you find yourself distracted by the dog's moves. before you snap back to attention.

What do you do?

>>28575280
Offer the mare a drink as she looks thirsty from way the way she looks. Don't want to pass out on the floor after all.

>>28575280
Dance with the mare for a song or two and then see if we can meet that Griffon or Diamond Dog.

>>28575280
It's pretty clear the mare is high on a drug. Given our own experience can we tell which one she might be on?

>>28575280
>"THANKS! DO YOU WANT TO DANE WITH ME!"

"Sure why not. What's your name?"

>>28575280
>This mare is panting hard. you can see her chest pounding as she breaths in and out.

Ask if she's feeling okay.

>>28575280

Some club type music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5D25iQKtwk

>>28575280
I'll be the voice of reason. You know, that one which you typically sucker-punch and stuff down a hole. Yeah, I'm back you bastard.

Listen, we could dance with the psycho groupie cocaine crazy unicorn who will probably just leaf us, but I thought we were trying to sober up and stay clean? You know how one thing leads to another.

It's just a bit of social awkwardness to say "no" and find someone else. It's safe. Go do that.

(Personally I'd be seducing the naive griffin or chatting up the office Pegasus. But if you're here to get laid, drugged girl is probably the most direct route. )

>>28575280
Tell the mare maybe later and go check out the Diamond Dog.

>>28575280

Thank the mare and say maybe after the next song if she can find us. In the mean time let's say hello to the griffon.

>>28575280
Get her a drink. A normal one, not something alcoholic that will just make her more thirsty. Dance with her a little and make sure she's alright. Then drift over to the birdy.

9 bump

>>28575280
Dance with Mare. Just for a couple of songs though. Make sure she catches her breath though.

>>28575280
tell the mare maybe later and go say hi to the griffon. Also catch another look at the diamond dog dancer.

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>With the way this mare is acting you suspect that she is high on ecstasy.
"Sure, what's your name!?"
>"BRISK, BRISK BREEZE!!"
"Well my name is Cold File!"
>You dance with the mare for a while.
"Are you feeling okay?"
>"MMMM YEAH I"M JUST REALLY HOT AND SWEATY! WANNA SEE!"
"Actually, I want to know if you want a drink!"
>"YES! YOU'RE LIKE A TELEPATH OR SOMETHING! I DO!"
>The mare starts walking with you to the bar and slips her fore-hoof over your back.
>"I LIKE YOUR SILK SHIT!"
>You make your way to the bar and order the mare a Saint Clement's. As you're doing so the mare licks your face. When you turn to look at her she puffs out her cheeks and points to the bartender as if she is blaming it on him.
>The bar keep raises his brow at you, "Right up boss, we closing this out or opening a tab."
"Close her for now."
>You sit the with the mare for a while as she goes on about how soft your shit is before you make your way back into the crowd.
>You really want to talk to the diamond dog, but she's amassed a pretty large crowd. So instead you spot the young looking griffon from before and approach her.
"Hey, How are you doing tonight!?"
>The Griffon takes a moment to notice that you're talking to her before she responds."Oh, me! I'm uhh fine!"
"I saw you walk through the dace floor a couple of times looking lonely so I thought I'd say hi!"
>"Yeah, I'm just feeling things out I guess. First time!"
"First time to any club!?"
>"Yeah!"
The griffon sort of hides herself nervously under her wing. You can't tell in this lighting but you almost think you can see her blushing.

What do you do?

>>28582246
My name's Cold File. You want to dance? It's easier to get into with a friend.

>>28582246
offer to dance with her. Tell her we can show her the ropes about being in a club. (Do we know of any club advice we can give?)

>>28582345
Probably just warnings. Watch your drink and don't fly drunk.

>>28582246
>order the mare a Saint Clement's
Awwww that was really nice.

>What do you do?
HELL YEAH! Show her the ropes. Pointers, tips, what to avoid.

SHOW HER HOW TO ORDER AT THE BAR

Point out the various stereotypes that go clubing: Use Brisk Breeze as an example of going too far. The creepy donk looking for action. The angry dotted guy cruisin' for a bruisin'. And if you gain some confidence and you'll be dancing and attracting a crowd like Ms. Diamond over there.

(once you've chatted and she's had a drink or two) Speaking of which, want to go dance?

(Oye, and whose the dude with the ear-piece and mic? Do we have to worry about our security in here? Fun fact: WE ARE ARMED)

>>28582246
Introduce ourself and ask what her name is. Is she new to the area?

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>>28582246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLCovsMzY9U

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"Well, I guess it's your lucky day then. My name is Cold File and I'm kind of an expert at the club scene."
>"My name is Trisha. I guess if you don't mind showing me around I could use the help of a pony like you."
"I can give you a few pointers if you want."
>"Yep, I'll be your best student! What should I know!?"
"Alright, well. See that Speckled stallion over there?"
>"Yep."
"He's probably going to get in a fight sometime tonight and security is gonna throw him out. Also check out that donkey over there."
>"Is his cock hanging out?"
"Yep, just a little. He's doing some major creep'n. He's probably be okay if he talked to some girls but he's just going to keep being one of those predator types if he doesn't get any action. I'd watch out for him too. I mean, if anyone has enough confidence, people will start just flocking to you, Like look at the diamond dog over there."
>"She does seem pretty popular."
"Yep, I even want to talk to her. Also, you should know some basic things like, flying drunk is usually a bad idea and you should always keep an eye on your drink to make sure nobody does anything shitty to it.
>"Actually, about the drink... C-could you buy me one?.. I'll even pay for it if... If you like..."
You were planning on buying this cute little chick a drink anyway but something in your mind says that you might want to think about this first.

What do you do?

>>28582624
If we buy her a drink get something light. We want the griffon's first time here to be memorable and enjoyable without her getting too drunk.

>>28582624
Sure I can get you one, but is there some reason you couldn't yourself?

>>28582624
Make sure she is old enough to drink first

>>28582624
Ask Trisha if she's new to the city? Work any place?

>>28582624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNi0Tg3UbHw

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bump(9);

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>>28587579

beb

>>28582624
>but something in your mind says
...shit. She's a kid.

>>28582684
nailed it.


Siiiiiigh. ok. Either give her the "I know" stare, or show her how to order at the bar including that whole "photo ID" thing.

Since that's probably a bust... Then.... business Pegasus? Or maybe just join the crowd enjoying the dancing doggy.

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"Sure, I can buy you a drink or two but, is there some reason you can't?"
>"No, I mean umm. I uhh forgot my I.D..."
"How old are you?"
>"Old enough!"
"..."
>The griffon's eyes widen and she trembles a bit, "I mean I'm twenty two! Yeah Twenty two!"
>You give her a big goofy smile.
"Calm down. It's not the PBI. I'm not gonna lock you up for not having an I.D. unless you really really want me to."
>"H-heh, yeah. I'm just, you know, nervous."
"Hey don't sweat it. Come on."
>The two of you walk over to the bay where you order Trisha a Piña colada and a whiskey and coke for yourself. The two of you then find a table and sit down.
"So Trisha, Are you new here or?"
>"I told you this is my first... Oh, you mean here in Ferric Port? No, I've been here for like three years. Moved out here like two years ago from Northglen."
"Cool cool, what are you doing for work out here?"
>"Oh, I'm a saleswoman at a Polomare outlet. You know, getting mares to buy overpriced clothing and telling hem it will make them more respected and stronger in society and other stuff. It's kind of boring. What does a stallion like you do for work, Cold?"

What do you do?

>>28591047
I do computer work mostly. Self employed contractor.

>>28591047
I'm a programmer.

>>28591047

You mean besides helping cute girls learn their way around clubs?

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>>28591047
Oh geeze. We're doing this.

"Code Monkey"

>>28591047
Computer stuff. Mostly to do with security. It's as nerdy as it sounds.

>>28591047
So what brought you to the club tonight?

>>28591047
Do you know much about computers?

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"Well, I'm kind of a freelance programmer. I mostly focus on data security and stuff. It's as dry as it sounds."
>"Oh, do you like it?"
"Well I get to be my own boss and I work as hard as I want to so, it's not bad."
>"Oh, I don't know that much about computers but you've been a real good teacher so far, so maybe I could learn some things from you some time... Although I might be a bad student."
>You know this girl isn't old enough to drink but she does appear to be old enough to make her own stupid decisions. At least you think.
"So how old are you actually?"
>"What!?"
"Look, I know you're not old enough for that drink, I'm just a little curious about how old you actually are."
>"I'm, I'm not young enough to were you would get in trouble if we uhh... went out tonight..."
"How old is that?"
"I'm nineteen..."
>you give her a little smile and sigh.
"So, what brought you out here tonight?"
>"I just, always wanted to try this. There weren't any real night clubs back in Northglen and I wanted to go to a real party now that I'm living on my own... You already caught me! I'm telling the truth now!"
"Hey hey, I believe you. Kind of. I mean you did try lying to me before."
>"Can I maybe uhh... Make it up to you? I'd love to have you teach me more about the club... Or about anything else."
>Looking around a bit you spot the diamond dog sitting alone at the booth as well as a pegasus mare you spotted earlier looking lost.
>You snap your attention back to Trisha as she stares deeply into your eyes. The Griffoness plays with her straw. It looks like she's already polished off her drink.

What do you do?

I gotta go to sleep.
Good night everyone.

>>28591412
Ask if she want's another drink?

>>28591412
>I'd love to have you teach me more about the club... Or about anything else."

Despite the cautions I gave you it's important to remember that a club is a place to have fun, relax, and enjoy the music.

>>28591412
offer to get the griffon another drink and while doing so ask the pegasus mare looking lost if everything's okay?

>>28591412
Mention to Trisha that the Diamond dog dancer is alone at a table. Maybe we could go over and say hi to her and maybe she could share some of her impressive dance moves.

I wanna see Tyra in an absurdly tight fitting dress.

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>>28591582
>Dress stretching to fit around her huge zebra thighs
oh god yes

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>>28594403

GET THE CATBIRD PUSSY.

>>28591412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sViMaBud-EQ

One more bada bump!

>>28582540
These background edits are gold

>>28591412
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Focus guys. 2 in the hand is worth 5 in the bush. Don't drop the catbird to chase after unknowns. And never mix women, they're volatile and unstable elements.

OK, so buying the underage girl a drink is kinda skirting the law, but we do a lot of that.

Buy her another drink.

... If she's still lying and under 18 though, this is playing with fire.

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>>28596303

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>>28596303
Just guessing here.

>>28596370
I'm willing to believe her on the second time. Her life story wouldn't make much sense if she was much younger.

>>28596526
Probably, but the anon hivemind chose different

beb

>>28597604

>>28597604

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>>28599588

excellent

B U M P

>>28597604

>>28599337

>>28591412
I think we should make sure that pegasus is ok.

Saturday morning bump

>>28591412
We should get her another but make sure she goes easy on the stuff. And lets try not to play councilor to the whole club. If no one here knows how to have a good time that's not our problem.

>>28591412
check on the Pegasus girl and get a drink for Trisha.

>>28591412
we should just focus on Trisha. She's cute and doesn't seem like she'll bring trouble like the Pegasus probably would.

>>28605765
Agreed. Just make up your fuckin' minds. If we focus on 5 different people in the club we won't get any pussy tonight. Go for Trisha.

>>28605792
>wanting that when Brandy and Tyra exist

>>28605828
Technically not in relationship with either of them so doesn't matter right now.

>>28605828
Why'd we even go to the club then, if not to get pussy.

>>28605828
Casual sex while not even dating isn't a big deal. It's not a relationship that means you have to cancel everything else.

>>28591412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnvXnlZ2sXg

catbird a cute

>>28606881

Safety bump! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

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>>28591582
>>28594403
Sorry about going MIA last night. Please accept this apology Tyra.

>>28610272
More zeeb is always good.

>>28610272
Das a cute Tyra. Thanks bath.

>>28591412
Let's see if Trisha want's to meet the Diamond Dog.

>>28610272
NEED those hips in our life

>>28610414
Totally. Tyra is still the waifu I'm going for.

>>28610272

That's a good Tyra.

>making the ziggers apologize for your failures as usual

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>>28591465
>>28591515
>>28591537
>>28591558
>>28594917
>>28596370
>>28596809
>>28604627
>>28605632
>>28605672
>>28605765
>>28605792
>>28605864
>>28605922
>>28608009
>>28610303
>You polish off your own drink and begin to think of what Tyra or brandy would think about you plowing this cute catbird. you imagine them looking at you with jealous disdain and fear that neither of them will ever talk to you again until you realize that you're not dating either of them. Hell Brandy would probably want you going balls deep in this young griffon. In fact, Brandy is currently in your pocket.
>Smiling at the young griffoness you place your cup back on the table.
"Do you want another Drink Trisha?"
>The griffon excitedly shakes her head yes, "Um hmm! I would love another drink!"
"Alright, I'll be right back."
You begin walking over to the bar, only stopping at the pegasus mare you saw earlier who's tie is now undone and her shirt messily unbuttoned.
"Are you, alright."
The mare looks at you for a moment before staring off into space again, "Huh!? Yeah, I'm fine! just a little preoccupied."
"You sure?"
>"Yeah, I think so..."
>You decide to ignore the office pony and continue to the bar. You order Trisha a margarita and sex on the beach for yourself.
>As you come back to the table Trisha greets you with an excited wave of her talons. When you sit down and give Trisha her drink she slides up next to you and wraps her wig around your back.
>"So, have you thought of any new lessons for me!? perhaps something more intimate?"
"Well I guess if you could learn anything about the club, it's that this is all about having fun. So I guess if you lose sight of that, you miss the point or something.
>"Mmm. Well maybe we should do something crazy then!"
"How about dancing?"
>"Yes! I mean... that's a good start.
You dance with Trisha for two or three songs. She's not very good at it, almost tripping over her own legs pretty often but eventually you just stats using you as another leg.

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>Trisha finally brings her beak up to your ear and says,"I need a sit."
>She pulls you along back to your table and wraps her wing around you again, "I am like, so glad I met you. I thought I was gonna like. Not talk to anyone."
"I don't know why a cuti like you would worry about that."
>"I donno... hey, Can you uhh help me talk to other people too! I want to meet everyone now!"
>"Well I thought we might be able to talk to that diamond dog, I saw her lose her crowd and sit alone a while back."
>"I'm game! I i mean if you want to. I mean maybe we could all go somewhere afterwords to like. Watch a movie or play a game or to... you know, at my apartment or your house or something. I mean I could always use some more friends in town."

What do you do?

>>28610891
let's go talk to the Diamond Dog.

>>28610891
>Watch a movie or play a game or to you know, at my apartment or your house or something. I mean I could always use some more friends in town."

That could be fun. What kind of games do you like? Where in town do you live?

>>28610891
Sure let's go say hi to her.

>>28610891

I think she might want to have sex with us.

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>>28610910
>>28610997
>>28611053
"What kind of games did you have in mind?"
>"Fun ones like uhhh... tria or the picture one or umm... t-twister... You know fun party games! Like uhhh beer-pong?.."
"So, where do you live anyway?"
>"Astrozon and 31st! A-are you thinking about taking me home!? I mean, you did tell me not to fly drunk, b-but I don't think I'm ready Yet!"
"Don't worry I just wanted to know if your place was closer than mine."
>"S-so you are talking about going somewhere after this for more fun right!? I mean, I'll let you tuck me in bed, or maybe I could tuck you in bed I mean, We could umm."
"Hey, calm down. we still have more night ahead of us. Besides, you said you wanted to meet some more people right?"
>"Umm hmm Umm Hmm! YEs. Let me finish this slushy dream you got me."
>The griffon tilts her margarita back and begins chugging it. She then proceeds to hold her head as she grits her beak.
"You alright?"
>"Heh heh, B-brain freeze. I'll be fine."
>The two of you make your way over to the diamond dog.
>Trisha slams her talons down on the table, "Haiya! I've been drinking!"
>The diamond dog looks up at you two lazily, "What do you two want?"
"You looked lonely so we thought you could use some company."
>"Oh..." The canine huffs out, "I guess... Do I really look that bad off?"

What do you do?

>>28611253
"Well you do look a little lonely so we thought maybe we could join you. Hey, those were some pretty impressive dance moves on the floor earlier."

>>28611253
May name is Cold File and my friend her is Trisha. What's yours?

>>28611253

Well you seemed pretty popular before, so we figured you might want to keep that going a little bit. Why, do you feel bad off?

>>28611253
Not all that bad just a bit lonely. What's bringing you down?

>>28611253

Tell her that this is Trisha's first time in a club and we've been helping her out. Helping her meet friends and showing her how to dance. Maybe the diamond dog could help her a bit.

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>>28611269
>>28611279
>>28611348
>>28611393
>>28611458
"Mostly you just looked lonely so I thought we could cheer you up."
>"Oh, uhh well... I mean if you two want to join me the table is open."
"Awesome, my name is Cold File and this is is my new friend Trisha. I'm showing her around since this is her first time in a club."
>You sit down next to the diamond dog and Trisha slides in next to you and grabs your foreleg before rubbing her cheek on your side.
"So, I thought you had a crowd going while you were dancing earlier, what happened?"
>"Turns out I'm a good dancer but terrible at conversation. especially when the person I'm talking to is there with his wife."
"Ouch, nobody else stuck around?"
>"Maybe you'd be surprised but there isn't that many people that interested in talking to a... Well, a me."
>Trisha slides her head under your chin, "WEll this guy here! Cold File JUsT gIveS enveryone a fair... Uhh... Trial He's been kind enough to teach me about the club and..."
>Trish continues to pull your left hoof lower under the table, "Mmmm, he's such a good teacher too. I want him to explain everything... Do you want to be in my class?
>The diamond dog slumps to the side, "Uhh, I think I'm beyond lessons about clubbing. The name is Dagny by the way."
"Dagny huh that's..."
>Trisha cuts you off, "You have a weird name, but your pretty cute! Do you want to help me make mistakes and get messy tonight with this guy?"
>Dagny points to Trisha, "she's pretty excitable, isn't she?"
>Trisha pulls your hoof down lower into her belly and cuddles it harder, "I'm feeling really warm right now and drinking has gone good so far, I want to try as many new things as I can... and make friends, and maybe try a three... I want to try new things!"
>"Subtle..." Dagny remarks, "So how about you are you as worked up as her?"

What do you do?

>>28611695
Well, I'm up for a good time.

>>28611695
Not nearly, and she's only had two drinks, must be a lightweight.

>>28611695
Been to the club often Dagny?

>>28611695

We can be, if we wanted to be. How about you?

>>28611695
Ask Dangy what does she do day by day?

>>28611695
Offer to buy both ladies a drink.

>>28611695
Tell Dagny she has a nice name. Ask if she's been in the city long and what does she like to do?

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>>28611752
>>28611769
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>>28611892
"I'm not nearly as excited as her but, you know, I'm always ready to play."
>You give Dagny a little wink.
>"Heh, a real slayer there aren't you?"
"What about you? Are you up for some fun tonight?"
>"Purrrrhaps, You do know that I'm a diamond dog right?"
"Of course I do, it's kinda hard not to notice. which brings me to a question."
>"Shoot."
"You come to the clubs often?"
>"Like this one? Yeah, I like to get out, see new people, it's good practice."
"Practice?"
>"Yep, I'm a bit of a sales dog you see."
"Ah, been in town long?"
>"Nope, I'm actually here on a business trip. I work for an oil company you see, and I'm trying to get some of your local shipping companies to buy from us."
"Sounds hard"
>"ehh... Well this trip has suck actually. I swear these companies either have a really sweet deal already or they're fraking stupid. Fuck it, doesn't matter. What about you two?"
>Both you and Trisha explain what you do for a living as Dagny listens and nods.
"Hey, I'm getting a bit thirsty, do you girls want some drinks?"
>Trisha Speaks up first, "Yes please!"
>Dagny follows up, "You know, a long island iced tea sounds good if you're buying."
"Right on, I got it."
>You head over to the bay and get Dagny a long island iced tea and Trisha a Shirley Temple as well as a beer for yourself.
>When you get back to the table Trish is looking up at Dagny with her talons on the bench. almost like Trisha is a begging dog.
>Dagny points to you and says something to Trisha.
>You give the drinks to the girls.
>Dagny raises her eyebrow to you and you scoot in next to Trisha, "Your friend here is really... eager you know?"
"Really, how so?"
>"Lets just say that she has plans for the both of us. plans I'm not sure I'm comfortable with."
"What kind of plans?"
>"A-are you two like, in item?"
"I just met her tonight."
>Dagny turns back to Trisha, "And you think he's comfortable with that?"
What do you do?

I gotta go to sleep before I write myself into a corner. Good night .

>>28612049
I wouldn't have gotten Trisha another drink. She's already starting to become too much trouble. She seems like the party girl that one moment is all giddy, next moment is puking violently and needs to be literally dragged afterwards.

>>28612550
I have to agree, I think 2 drinks was her limit. But let's just say we're comfortable with whatever she suggested.

>>28612550
she's a naughty griff who needs limits

>>28612049

Tell Trisha to take it easy on this drink as she appears to be getting a little tipsy. If she want's another drink after this It'll have to be nonalcoholic.

Ask what the plans are.

>>28612049
We should drink some of Trisha's while she's not looking.

beb

>>28612550

All the more reason to add Dagny to our party, she looks pretty strong and can help carry Trisha when she passes out.

>>28614752
I don't think giving her drinks until she collapses is a good idea.

>>28614742

>>28611695
>>28612049
Oh man, bringing the pussy to meet the dog was a bad idea. A three-way isn't happening. You got too greedy.
>>28612550
>>28612572
>>28612905
>>28615696

Guys, a Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic drink. You know, for a little girl. Like Shirley Temple. The actor? ...none of you kids drink do you?

Hit your beer, encourage Trish to pound it, talk to her about limits and alcohol and proper clubbing etiquette. Chat with the bitch, but steer off any conversations where she tries to cock-block us. Disengage ASAP and get the kitty out of the club. If possible, her place. Screw the feathers out of her brains and call it a good night.

>>28616892
Threesome might still happen. Dagny hasn't said anything against it yet. I say go for it.

>>28616892
I don't drink cocktails.

>>28612049
Ask curiously what the plan is.

beb

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>>28611695
>his wife

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>>28610850

I'm loving the memes, keep them coming guys!

>>28616938
Well you're working on partaking some cattail.


>>28616927
> Dagny hasn't said anything against it yet.
"plans I'm not sure I'm comfortable with."

That's a "no" dude. If her other language hasn't given it away yet.

>>28612049
Well? What is your plan Trish?

>>28617708
Then it's up to us and Cold File's nonexistent charming personality to make her comfortable.

>>28617656

Good.

>>28612049
Put a leg around Trisha and pull her back so that she's not in the begging position. If the cutie doesn't want in on anything then she doesn't want in, no need to press. Then wink at Dagny. If the cutie wants in before the night is over I'm sure she'll make it clear. Now what're these plans that are so questionable.

>>28612049

Pet Trisha and motion for her to get up. Ask that we are fairly open to ideas. What was it that Trisha was planning?

>>28617730
.... This is so totally unlike anything I would ever do that it's probably a good idea. It's ballsy, confrontational, and you know there's a socially awkward response prepped in that missile silo.

Do it.

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>>28612599
>>28612905
>>28615696
>>28616942
>>28616927
>>28616892
>>28617730
>>28617732
>>28618656
>>28614752
>You pull Trisha back up to a sitting position and give her the most concerned scrunch you can muster.
"What exactly did you say you anted to do?"
>Trish flashes you a worried look and starts drinking nervously, "N-nothing... I'm a good girl."
>Dagny busts in, "She said something about wanting to stick her talons up my asshole while I suck you off and something about wanting me to stick my claws in both of you while you took her face to face."
>Trisha just nervously laughs.
>Dagny, looks at the griffon judgmentally, "look, I'm not a lesbian, and I might be up for some sex but I've never shared before and she just seems a little... Too enthusiastic I guess?"
"Right. Well hey, you're alright with hanging out a bit for the night right?"
>Dagny give you a relaxed smile, "You're lucky I'm feeling lonely. Maybe I'll feel different in a bit, she's just a little... direct."
>Trisha looks back and forth between you two, "I-I'm sorry can I uhh make it up to both of you? I'll do anything!"
>Dagny just gives you a worried look.

>>28619394
I don't really care how horny she is, I think she's too drunk to consent.

I think we should walk her home pretty soon.

>>28619394

Well it is Trisha's first time here and she is a little excited and overwhelmed by the experience.

Maybe we won't do that exactly but maybe we could do something else that could be enjoyable for all of us and see what happens from there, hm?

>>28619394
Yeah, I am not comfortable having sex with Trisha as drunk as she is

>>28619394
pull her into a hug and tell her not to worry about it, but to always remember that fun times is a team sport.

>>28619394
Well maybe we can get a little comfortable and share a bit about ourselves. You are here on a business trip yes? What places have you visited?

Been to any interesting locals?

>>28619394
Trisha, it is your first time, right? We can still have fun without going overboard like that. We can go to your place if you want though.

>>28619394
Ask Dagny if she was always that good at dancing or if she learned it over time?

I fucking swear Bath always gives us hard Telltale Games level choices in his CYOAs I fucking love it.

>>28619394
Take it easy Trish. I appreciate the excitement but you're going a little hard at it there.

>>28619394
>"I-I'm sorry can I uhh make it up to both of you? I'll do anything!"

Don't sweat it Trisha. You don't have to make anything up to us.

>>28619394
Give her a pat on the back. She can make it up to us later on tonight. Just be a bit less forward next time.

>>28619394
Ask the Diamond Dog if she can think of anything.

>>28619394
Ask what they think of the town. See if the two of them would be interested in dancing together with us.

>>28619394
>"You're lucky I'm feeling lonely. Maybe I'll feel different in a bit, she's just a little... direct."
Weird. I guess this is that sort of club.

Alright, slip back into mentor mode and explain clubbing etiquette to the padawan. Remind her that the booze is probably making her say silly things.

>For example, if you really wanted to propose something to our friend here, you'd first ask which way her tail swings, and if doggy style is really all it's hyped to be?

Two birds, one stone.

>>28619427
>>28619458
Pft, she's not so drunk she can't get nervous about social etiquette.

>>28619463
HAHA, team sport. Yeah, use that.

>>28619394

Ask Dagny where she is originally from?

>>28619394
Encourage Trisha to not be as forward. Though be fair with her as the drinks are making her a little more loose lipped than she intended.

Mention that while we can have some fun. all three of us would have to be comfortable with whatever it was. I'm sure that's pretty agreeable.

>>28619449
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>>28619476
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>>28619662
>>28619846
>You pull Trisha into a hug.
"Hey, Don't worry about it. Just try to make sure everyone is comfortable with your little plans here. Remember that having fun is a team sport."
>"Mmmm Okay."
>You're not entirely sure how drunk Trisha is but it's starting to worry you.
"So Dagny, Where are you from?"
>"Oh well here in Equestria... Okay that's not entirely true I was born overseas in Solek near the old bug bear preserves but my parents were Equstrian citizens so I grew up in Equestria as an Equestrian citizen.But yeah I grew up in fort Bare-bones, just south of Dodge city next to the Polarmo river.
"Well that's cool, do you travel a lot for your job?"
>"Yeah, lots! I've been to Rainbow Falls and Hollow Shades, Ponyville and the Crystal Empire capitol. Haven't been to Canterlot yet though. I mostly deal with rail shipping companies but this trip was special."
"Evey had your work take you over seas?"
>"Yeah actually one time I went to Puerto de Repollo en Vinagre but I didn't do much there. It was really cool though!"
"I always kinda wanted to travel overseas."
>Trisha nibbles at your chest and starts playing with the buttons on your shirt.
"So, ho did you become such a good dancer?"
>"Me, Well I'm not really that great. you pony folk just don't see too many dogs like us. we're all pretty good with the body control."
"I don't think that's all true, I saw some pretty smooth moves out there"
>"Well, thank you!.. That's sweet."
"You want to dance right now?"
>Dagny chuckles and points at you, "I don't know how you plan on dancing with two girls, especially when one of them looks a little attached."
>You look down at Trisha who has unbuttoned two of your buttons and is working on a third.
"Hey Trish?"
>"Umm yes," Trisha looks up at you with innocent looking eyes.
"Do you think you could slow it down? We want to go overboard here."

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>>28620139
>Trisha runs her talons up your chest and wraps her arms around the back of your neck, "Oh, I'm just so very sorry, you c-can punish? me if you want. Or have Dagny Punish me. Mmmmm, I just want you both all to myself. I'm a bad girl right?"

Originally I was going to leave that last part out because I ran out of space but I forgot the picture so... Yeah. Anyway, going to sleep.
Good night.

>>28620150
>>28620139

Yes you are. A very bad girl. The punishment will come later though.

>>28620150
Okay, somebody might have had a bit to much. I'm starting to worry that she might try to rape us.

>>28620139
>>28620150

How long is the company planning on having you out here Dagny? Did they put you in a nice place for the time being?

>>28620139
>>28620150
Run a hoof down her back over her sensitive wing muscles.

It looks like she's being pretty insistent now, ask her if she wants to head on out. If so offer to take Dagny along.

bump for trisha pls

>>28620150
Still vote for getting the fuck out with the catbird. It's impolite to make someone wait.

This is the voice of reason you're going to regret not listening to in the morning.

I mean, if the dog hears that the catbird is "19", then she might cold clock us. Trish might want to be fisted, but we want to avoid it.

>>28620150
>>28620139

Tell Trisha she is indeed being a bad girl. Ask if she's that eager to leave. If yes, then ask Dagny to come along. We can take Trisha home and then we can take Dagny back to her place. It's the polite thing to do for two lovely ladies.

>>28620150
Think it's time to take our leave and head out with Trisha. She can't make it much clearer she wants to head home.

>>28624033
lmao beta as fuck my man

beb

>>28626767

>>28627456

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>>28620353
>>28620354
>>28620389
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>>28624033
>>28624875
>You run your hoof up Trish's back and cup the inside edge of her wing and stroke her gently.
"Yes Trisha. Yes you have been a very naughty girl and now we're going to have to think of a good punishment for you, aren't we?"
>Trisha licks her beak and nods.
"Are you ready to leave?"
>"Only if it's part of my punishment."
>"Hey uhh Dagny? Do you want a ride? My car is only a two seater but, you know, I'd feel bad not offering."
>Dagny thinks about it for a bit, "Well, I guess I could use a ride. besides,I think you might need a little help with her."
"Yeah, I might."
>You close your tab. Tonight you spent 52 Bits on drinks. You also give the bat a 10 bit tip for speedy service.
>The three of you pile into your car. Due to the lack of room Trisha sits on Dagny's lap.
Right before you start to turn the motor over Trisha leans over the center console and grabs your foreleg. Dagny Grabs the griffon and pulls her back.
>Trisha coos, "Is is it time for my punishment now!? You know I've been a very bad girl."
"Just be patient. I need you to be good for me just until we're done driving aright."
>Trisha pouts and calms down, "Fine. bet I expect something in return."
>You sigh and start the car.
"So Dagny, where are you staying?"
>"The Continental Inn on Aeroplaza."
"Alright, I might need to make another stop or two. Do you want me to take you there right away?"
>"I'm not really in a big rush I guess. If you want I could hang out with you two just a bit longer."
>The consider the night ahead of you. It's currently 11:08. You might want to pick up some condoms. since you're currently out and you also probably want to decide who's place your ultimately going to spend the night at. or if you're going to spend the night with anyone tonight at all.
>You pop the car in gear and pull foreword.
"So Dagny, how long are you going to be in town?"
"Just tomorrow and part of the next day? Why?"

>>28628150
"Just tomorrow and part of the next day? Why?"

"Just wondering if you wanted to meet again at some point before you leave and you know... hang out... share some coffee."

>>28628150
Go get some condoms (the extra strength kind) and drive over to Trisha's place. Dagny can stay with us.

>>28628214
Well, ask Dagny if she wants to first.

>>28628150
maybe we should get one of those tiny lube bottles along with some condoms. In anycase Dagny can stay with us and we should get Trisha home. From there we can figure out her punishment.

>>28628263
>Do you want me to take you there right away?"
>"I'm not really in a big rush I guess. If you want I could hang out with you two just a bit longer."

We more or less already asked her Anon.

>>28628196
>"Just wondering if you wanted to meet again at some point before you leave and you know... hang out... share some coffee."

Do you have any idea how jealousy works? Her catbird is RIGHT THERE IN HER LAP. And she's starting to pout.


>>28628150

>No reason.

1) Drop of Dagny

2) Condoms (You didn't think about this before?)

3) Trish's place if it's not a freaking dorm room or her parent's house. Your place otherwise.

>>28628150
Drive to Dagny's place, tell her that the invitation is still open if she wants to spend the night with both of us instead, then go get some condoms. In the two or three minutes we're getting condoms Trish will probably do something or another to be 'bad', so we'll put over over the console and spank her a few times so get her satisfied long enough to drive to her place.

That's the plan that comes to my mind.

As far as the direct response to the question, she's a fun girl to hang out with. If she's only in town for a couple days then we should trade numbers at the least, next time she's in town again we can go clubbing.

>>28628281
Just a bit longer isn't the same as staying over at Trisha's anon.

>>28628150
Tell Dagny that maybe we could club again before she leaves also ask if we could exchange numbers in case she's in town again.

Go get some condoms and lube. And then ask Dagny if she want's to go with us to Trisha's place or if she want's to be dropped off first. Say that we are fine with three if she's still considering the offer.

>>28628287
Dagny should stay with us at least long enough for us to get the items so Trisha doesn't try to pull a stunt like that. Let's be smart about this.

>>28628469
Dagny being there hasn't stopped her yet, might as well do it when Dagny's either all in or gone.

>>28628478
Do you really want to leave Trisha all alone in our nice car? That can only end badly.

>>28628150
Have Dagny stay with us. She can at least help us get Trisha inside.

Say that we were kinda hoping to go clubbing with her again before she leaves.

10 back to life!

>>28628150
>"Just tomorrow and part of the next day? Why?"

"Just wondering."

Ask Trisha about her place is it an apartment? A house? Just so we know what we are looking for when we take her home.

9 9 9

beb

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>>28632320

Get yourself bumped.

>>28634146

page 9. Woe to be upon the last step of the gallows. Upon the precipice of the kingdom of death. The pale king smiles grimly so. Shall I smile in return to the masked man. Here upon Death's door do my boots give a gentle raping. Soon his they be. And Lo! The bell sits silent but for a moment still. And from it's hallowed depths a great shaking does slumber just 'neath the surface. A terrible dragon to be woken whose roar will be my end.

Tis the waiting which snuffs out the light. The waiting which brings the darkness. The final drop brings only release. But there is no drop which did not come from gain. And with bitter gain and trepid effort do I rise for the last time.

Woe to final step of the gallows.

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>>28628196
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>>28630162
"No reason in particular. I don't know, you seem cool and I just kinda want to hit the clubs with you again sometime."
>"Aww, that's sweet."
>"Trisha interrupts, "Isn't Cold the greatest. S-so thoughtful."
>Dagny shakily agrees, "Yeah, he's pretty nice."
>"Ya want to help me, fuck em?"
>Dagny nervously laughs at Trisha.
>You arrive at Dagny's apartment and stop at the front door.
"Hey, do ya want to exchange numbers or something for next time you're in town or uhh something?"
>Dagny thinks about this for a long while, "Maybe you could... How about you give me your number and I can look you up if I'm ever back in town ans lonely."
"Sure thing."
You pop a pen and a napkin out of your glove-box and write some contact info on the napkin which you give to Dagny before she leaves the car.
>"You two don't have too much fun tonight."
"No promises."
>Dagny waves you good bye as you pull out and head to the convenience store. Your stop at the store is short, you grab condoms and a bottle of lube and get out before Trisha can get into any more trouble.
>Once you get back in the car Trisha asks you a series of questions about her punishment as you get her directions to her apartment, which take you in circles for a while. When you arrive you stash your gun and PDA safely in your car. You don't want Brandy or your gun to get mixed up in what is likely to happen.
>The two of you walk holding each other all the way to her front door, condoms and lube held in a bag between your teeth.
>As you enter Trisha's apartment she reaches around you and pulls on your left foreleg tripping you over. The two of you crash on the floor. you on top of Trisha who is laughing hysterically.

>>28635651
You like tripping over ponies Trisha?

>>28635651
Ask Trisha if she's alone here?

>>28635651
Alright you have me all to yourself you naughty drunken griffon. What would you want to do first?

>>28635651
get up and look around the apartment. We do we see. does it look like Trisha lives alone? Anything else worth noting?

>>28635651
ask what kind of punishment does the little griffon think she deserves?

>>28635651
C'mon silly bird, show me around your place.

>>28635651
Ask Trisha to show us around the place first.

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"Oww... So you like tripping stallions huh?">Trisha excitedly nods her head, "'m a bad girl."
"Well, have you thought up a fitting punishment yet?"
>"Ummmmmm" Trish actually seems to be thinking hard about this, "Maybe you could...." Trisha starts blushing, "S-spank me?.. To start that is!"
"Well, before we start with any punishment, why don't you show me around."
>Trisha seems a bit confused by your request.
"So I can find the best place for us to have some fun."
>"Uh Ohh, Ohh! Yeah umm. She shows you her small apartment, there is a bathtub in her bathroom, the kitchen is connected to the living-room with it's old scratched up couch and she has a bedroom which houses a water-bed. The apartment is untidy, clothing is left out everywhere.
"So, are we the only ones here?"
>"Umm hum."
"You live alone?"
>Trisha's bright smile fades for a moment as she stares at the ground, "Yeah, It's just me. Lonely Trisha..."

>>28636167
Well tonight you're not going to be lonely. How about you climb up that couch and show me your rear.

>>28636167
Hmm.. is the waterbed clawproof? Maybe that might be a good spot.

>>28636167
smile give her a light pet telling her that Trisha is not going to be lonely tonight.

>>28636167
pet and hug her. maybe carry her to the bed. Ask her where she want's to be spanked?

>>28636167
How does CF feel about this kind of foreplay. Spanking and punishment and such....

>>28636167
give her a soft kiss on the neck and then a firm swat on the rear.

>>28636167
Ask if she has any toys for those lonely nights? They might be useful for punishment.

>>28636167

Well, the least we can do is make her not feel lonely for tonight.

9 Back to life!

>>28636167
>Trisha's bright smile fades for a moment

"Well you're not alone anymore."

Perk her up, play to her kinks, tell her she's beautiful, and proceed to fade to black. Or hell start doing porn.

Guys? I know some of you are still in safety mode and looking for the psycho murderer in the closet or the agent waiting to bust your ass. But pro-tip, when you finally get the girl to the bed, stop worrying about other things and enjoy yourself.

>>28635650
>>28635651
...Did you really update this 12 seconds after the super mellow dramatic bump?

It's like the hangman said "lol jk" and boots you into the crowd.

beb

bamup

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sorry, I'm probably not going to drop an update tonight.

>>28643171
Okay, nice drawing though. Which pony is that?

>>28643826

beb

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>>28645394

Back to 1!

>>28648086

>>28649606

Morning 9

>>28651466

>>28652072

10 in the afternoon

>>28566062
I'll jut leave a bump for ya.

And a 9 in the evening

>>28656017

>>28656677
Board is quite busy today it seems

And another 9

>>28636167
Your players are wusses. Tell her she's not about to get away from her punishment by being cute, bend her over the couch and spank her. When we're plowing her we'd better be rough and forceful, dominating, not treating a 'bad girl' like a fragile figurine.

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"Well, you're not going to be lonely tonight you dirty girl."
>"Promise!?"
"I uhh... Yes? Now how about we take this to the bed."
>You hop up on her waterbed and sit on your haunches. You pat your lap as seductively as you can, which seems like a strange idea when you start thinking about it.
"Come on you naughty little kitty, it's time for you take responsibility for your behavior tonight."
>Your having trouble staying in character for this kind of half asses role play but Trisha doesn't seem to notice or mind as she removes her scrunchie and climbs on your lap.
"I'm disappointed in you young lady."
You strike her bottom with your hoof and she lets out a surprised yelp. You rub her bottom before winding back and delivering a harder blow.
>This goes on for a few more hits before Trisha screams, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drive Dagny away!"
"Are you actually sorry about that?"
>Trisha pauses for a moment, "Umm I uhh, M-my punishment isn't done right?"
"No, we're just getting started."

>>28659580

http://imgur.com/a/0aWIW

>You pull off your clothing and Trisha eagerly stars at your hard-on.
"You can have a taste is you want."
>Trisha licks her beak and opens her jaw wide. She slips your cock in her maw and begins liking along the bottom of your shaft. Her beak's tips scratches a bit at the top of your dick as she bobs her head up and down laminating it in her saliva.
>Eventually she stops and looks at you with wanting eyes, "F-fuck me. Please."
>You just smile and pull out a condom. Trish quickly opens the package and slips it over your dick. You then bend Trisha over and rub the outside of her slit.
She pants more and more before she Crys out, "Stop teasing me! I'm gonna explode."
"As you wish."
>You push Trishes head into the bed with your hoof and push your rid right into her accepting vagina. She practically screams as you bottom out. Her insides are tight, you almost can't move. you work your way in and out as our dick almost feels sore for the pressure on it. You pick up pace, faster and faster. Trisha screams and convulses before you feel her loosen up. with a bit of the pressure released you glide in and out.
>Eventually you feel a massive pressure build in your loins and you trust in one last and hard time before exploding inside the Griffon. After busting a nut, you give her a few more thrusts as you try to squeeze out a bit more milage from your boner before finally pulling out and collapsing on top of her.
>"A-are you going to spend the night here with me? Or are you... done?.. with me?.."

>>28659583
Nothin' like a good nut.

>>28659583
Is it me or does File have a small dick?

>>28660063
I'd say it's modestly sized, I don't know about being "small". Just because it isn't more than half the length of his barrel, doesn't mean it's small.

>>28659583
Sure, I can stay,(I don't think there is anything we need to worry about right now) but I gotta leave in the morning.

>>28659583
Cuddle that kitten, but warn her we have to leave in the morning.

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>>28659583
Spend the night with her. Maybe have a quick round in the shower if we are up early enough and then we must go.

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>>28663545
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>>28659583

Might as well stay. She'd probably be up for going another time or two over the course of the night. As much as we want, really.

>>28660063

I think it's just that Bath draws them actually proportionate to the size of the pony, rather than most artists who seem to think that because it's a horsecock it must be 200% the size of the animal it's attached to for some reason.

>>28665190
Or maybe he wasn't at full mast yet?

10 bumper

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>You wrap your hoof around Trisha,and pull her in tight.
"Sure, I could use a cuddle buddy tonight."
>She snuggles into your body and pulls you leg in tighter around her, "I'll be the best snuggler ever then."
"Just know that I'll need to leave in the morning though."
>"What time?"
"I don't know, around 7?"
>"House?"
>A digitized voice interrupts your cuddling,"Yes master?"
>"Please set an alarm for seven o'clock tomorrow morning. Ohh, and could you get the lights?"
>"As you wish master." The lights shut off and Trisha melts into you.
>"Good night you sweet stallion."
"Good night Trish.

>The waves lap against your face. There's a boat in the distance, maybe a white pyramid. You hear a storm but the horizon is clear.
>Behind you is a golden pillar it calls to you. you want to answer but you cannot speak. Like you're afraid. The ice moves in. If you don't do something you'll be frozen in place. You try to fly but one of your wings doesn't work.
>The pillar has closed in. You stare at the square patterns etched in. It knows. It knows everything.

>A persistent ringing catches your attention. Trisha seems to slowly rouse from her sleep.
>you might be able to cook her something if you want to, or maybe just take a shower. You're still trying to figure out what to do before you split.

>>28668808
Depending on what time it is, offer to take a shower with her and then be the gentleman you are and offer to cook her breakfast too.

If we don't have much time to do both then take a quick shower. And then thank her for the good time. Maybe we could see her again sometime?

>>28668826
this
>>28668808
Check the time.

>>28668896
I just realized how dumb my initial call for checking what time it is, was. It should be 7 in the morning if we woke up at the right time. That's assuming we didn't sleep through the alarm going off a few times. I suppose checking for sure doesn't hurt.

Morning bump

Ba bump

semantic error? more like cement truck terror am i rite?

>>28672075
Dude lmao good one

>>28671418

>>28668808
>you might be able to cook her something if you want to, or maybe just take a shower. You're still trying to figure out what to do before you split.

Ask if she likes sausage for breakfast.

Have a quickie, cook some breakfast, see if you can have some fun in the shower, get her number, and then tell her you've got to get going for a job.

Was going to make an innuendo about eggs...But I'm pretty sure she lays them, so that might be right out