The Top 10 Signs You Post On /mlp

>>28563618
I don't thing people who have high school girls as waifus are weird.

I think people who have high school girls as waifus are retarded brainless shills and a cancer to the board.

>>28563661
This. Everything else (except, obviously, #8) seems pretty accurate.

Tertiary content. Not pony.

>>28563686
Mods hate us and this board.
The abundance of non related threads are so their friends from /r/funnychan can make ebin screencaps for their hilarious subs.

>>28563661
Well you're a mean one Mr.Grinch

>>28563618
HYAAAAAAAAA.

>>28563618
11. You built an oversized cross-section model of Sunset's marecock so you can put your self insert action figure inside it.

>>28565138
>Not building an uber oversized cross-section model of Sunset's marecock so you can put your self inside it.
Pleb.

>>28563618
10. Fanfics, fan music, and porn is more important to you than the actual show

Maybe a little though closer to half and half.

9. Your waifu is a talking, magical pony, and you think people who have high school girls as waifus are weird.

I don't have a waifu.

8. Your waifu is a high school girl, and you think people who have talking magical ponies as waifus are weird.

I don't have a waifu.

7. Starlight Glimmer's mane style is more important to you than your hair style.

I like her new mane.

6. You can't fall asleep unless you say goodnight to Fluttershy first.

I can't remember the last time I posted in one of those threads.

5. You hate to be called a brony, but don't mind being called a horsefucker.

This is just cancerous.

4. You wonder if Rarity has ever made a dress out of Buttafuoco fiber.

What is Buttafuoco fiber?

3. You can't clop unless its anatomically correct.

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2. You claim to want the ride to end but are secretly terrified it will.

I'm no doompauler.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU POST ON /MLP

1. The local horse stables have a shoot on sight policy in effect for you.

This is just ridiculous.

.5/10 try harder

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>>28565158
Dude you're a genius, why didn't I think of that?

>>28565194

>Taking a joke this seriously

>>28565799
>taking the bait

>>28565799
this is why we don't have fun anymore

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>>28563661
I think fandom fans who don't actually pay attention to or care about MLP media but are here for dank memes and board culture are cancer

Wierd

Have a click, Mr Clickbait.

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>>28563618
>3. You can't clop unless its anatomically correct.

>2. You claim to want the ride to end but are secretly terrified it will.

d-don't do this to me anon

>>28563618
Go home, buzzfeed. We don't need your shitty lists here.

>>28566496
plebs don't know about Letterman and think shitfeed invented top 10 lists

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>2. You claim to want the ride to end but are secretly terrified it will.