>Earth, Pegasus or Unicorn? >What would your cutie mark be?

>>28562792
>unicorn
>question mark

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Earth, Probably something similar to the Rod of Asclepius.

I work in a hospital

Pegasus

Fuck if I should know. I hope it's not something cringeworthy like a video game controller or a hand to represent excessive masturbation

>>28562792
Pegasus. I've been tied to the ground for quarter of a century too long.

Honestly, don't know. Probably a blank ass initially since I am no good at pretty much anything. I'm a NEET and the only job I can see myself as is a tram driver, probably. If I pass the mental tests.

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>>28562792
Unicorn.
>cutiemark
I have no idea. Pic related maybe. Wasn't that the one if your special talent was arguing?

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So what I'm getting from this is that /mlp/ has no skills, interest, career or passion they'd be happy with.

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>>28562792
Earth cause I can't fly or do magic or nothing

Probably pic related, either that or a soapbox, or maybe a tinfoil hat

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Earth
Maybe an RN symbol since it's what I'm going to study for.

>>28562792
Unicorn

Rarity's marecock

>>28562792
>human
>no cutie mark
I'm fabulous and beautiful as i am, why would i want to change it?

>>28562792
Pegasus
Probably the Ohm symbol or some shit

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>>28562792
Unicorn
Pic Related

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>>28562921
Were you honestly expecting otherwise?
If that's the case, then congratulations, you have more faith in me than I have in myself. Which, I have to admit, it's pretty scary

>>28562831
>>28562929
>>28563005
Why the fuck pick Earth intentionally?
>As a unicorn you can use magic, levitate things, and masturbate with no hooves
>As a Pegasus you can fucking fly, need I say more?
Why would you want some dull Earth pony with no traits?

>>28563063
Can't forget cloud walking.

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>>28563016
>#missingout
Also that tattoo of Pinkie Pie on your ass still counts as a cutie mark

>>28562792
Earth pone. Cutie mark is a spoon. I can play a mean spoon.

>>28563063
>You can pick anything you want
>You can't pick that it's wrong.
Are you serious?

>>28563083
But it's just illogical, what do you exactly gain from being an Earth Pony over the other 2?

>>28563073
>tattoo of Pinkie Pie on your ass
People do that?

>>28563063
One, I don't see a reason to fly, I'll be spending my time in a tent, hospital, ship, or where ever the fuck the military will put me.
Also I find earth ponies more interesting to me because they sort of represent the working class and I like to believe they are the drivers of civilization in equestria.

>>28563096
There is no logic it's a preference. Same reason you would choose to be any other.

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>2016
>still using the default pony types

How about we describe what our cutie marks would be, and help other Anons assign a race?

>>28563107
>>28563111
dw i'll be having fun using my mind to rub my hot winking horse clit xDXXDDXxDDD

>>28563121
That seems better, maybe there's a reason to choose Earth. Maybe your Pony is good at creating gadgets, and instead of being a Unicorn or Pegasus they just create devices that can fulfill the same purpose (creates electronic wings, a headset that can focus magic, etc)

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>>28563121
>help other Anons assign a race
Gee Anon. why do you gotta go and kill the fun?

If it's mandatory to be pone if living as a human in equestria, I'd go with being a unicorn.
Train myself to overcome the differences I'd have with other races through magic. Magic is OP.
Cutie Mark? Never had one as a human, don't need one as pone.

Are there zebra/pony hybrids?

Something tells me that most people here wouldn't have their cutie mark yet.

>Earth
>Wrapping Paper

>>28562792
Unicorn or Earth pony
Cutie mark would probably be a canyon or a mountain because I love exploring harsh environments

>>28563049
Anon, don't believe in the me who believes in you but believe in you who believes in yourself.

Pegasus because flying is fucking awesome and even if i was mediocre at it i would still enjoy it.

No fucking idea what the cutie mark for being a waste of space and shitposting would be.

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>>28563063
Because I feel earth would suit me more. I like to work with my hands and believe in an honest hard days work. That and because I want to.

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>>28562792
>Unicorn
>A lighter

Pegasus cause flying would be baller.

>>28562792
Pegasus
An "ä" because I like languages, especially German

>>28562792
Unicorn, and my cutie mark would probably be something hunting related since I've found I'm pretty good at it overall.

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>>28562792
I'd probably be a earf with a fishing rod cuntiemark

>>28562792
>pegasus
because I could easily fly away from others and my problems
>cutie mark
a thought bubble with unintelligeble squibbles because of how retarded i am

>>28563123
Don't orgasm too hard so you tear it off

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>>28562792
Pegasus.

And hell, I don't know, maybe a pair of lofty wings embedded in a cumulus cloud.
Since I'd probably spend the majority of my life within the clouds.

>>28563063
Terrans probably have better work ethic and can shrug off magic.

Can I have starlight glimmer's cutie mark and be able to do whatever I fucking want just because?
>Faster than RD with a spell applied
>able to clone myself
>stronger than twilight with magic
>probably able to make myself physicially stronger than AJ via magic too

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a draconequus.

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Pegasi have it the best.

>>28562792
I'd be a pegasus, if I could choose. Based on my personality and current skillset i'd definitely be placed as a unicorn though.

My cutiemark would probably be something representing whimsicality or curiosity.

>>28562792
>Unicorn
>Bass clef

>>28562792
Americans are alicorns.

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>>28563063

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bump or the master race

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>>28562792
Earth.

qt mark is pic related

>>28562792
>Unicorn
>A lizard

because i'm into the study of biology and i work with animals.

>>28562792
Earth
Popsicle stick without the popsicle because all I'm good for is a quick laugh and I'm prone to being thrown away.

asdasdsadsa

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>>28562792
>earth
>nothing as i am good at nothing

>>28568630
>fucking children don't know the tragedy and comedy faces of acting

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Unicorn
My cutie mark would probably be phi, the symbol of philosophy, and I would highlight good and evil as points of view, and make the princesses look bad for totally antagonising every single villain, even if the villains deserved it, and make them look even worse if they imprisoned me for "radical views".
Possibly ascend to alicornship to prove a point, and see if they try to cut me down for becoming a male ruler, which they would likely disagree with (because of previous experiences with Discord and Sombra).

>>28568682
Or it was a joke.

>>28568700
Unifags confirmed pretentious redditors.

>>28562792
>Human
>Nothing

I'm roleplaying and no one can stop me

>>28562792
>earth
>brick wall
slow to build
expensive to maintain
strong yet brittle

>>28562792
Unicorn, a blue moon

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>>28562792
unicorn

>>28568774
Reddit's gay. Fuck them. I'd rather just watch gay spider porn. I just disagree with the princesses' dictatorship rule and censoring of different views.

A philosopher in a country aligned to one view would change everything, and could lead to political and possibly even religious change (although unlikely).
>>28568813
The swastika is backwards, shitlord.

>>28563105
Well there was one time I when was watching porn where I noticed the girl in it had a Lrya tattoo.

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>>28568849
Holy shit.
Source?

>>28568861
It was awhile ago and the video didn't really advertise that aspect at all. Although I think someone linked once on here, I'll check the archives to see if I can find it there.

>>28568877
Thanks man.
Even if you don't find it, that's based.

>>28568861
>>28568883
Found it, skip to 14:50 if you just wanna see the tattoo
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=550334400

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>>28562792
unicorn if i have a choice, Earth pony if I am go be punished or tortured.
My cutie mark would be a simple green heart.

>>28562792
>Earth pony
>Wings and a horn

Alicorn
Game controller

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Look at all my peganiggas in this thread.

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An earth pony
A picture of my superior earth pony dong.
I am a clopstar.

>>28568700
Philosophy dismantled relativism the first time it got presented. There is an absolute good and evil is the absence of good.