>there are two canonical babies who can fly better than Scootaloo

but it's more or less confirmed that scootaloo is considered differently-abled in terms of how pegasus usually function.

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>>28560939
Yeah, mentally disabled.

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>>28560927
I know right. Sucks to be that cripple.

Scootaloo's not a baby.

>>28560927
It would have been funny if that changeling ate the baby when cadence handed it over.

>>28560948
She's a chicken. >:^)

>>28560940
but mentally disabled ponies have no problems flying. just look at derpy hooves.

>>28560964
>Just look at Rainbow Dash
FTFY.

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That must be horrifying.

Dedicating your whole life towards improving a simple skill, only to find there are so many not even half your age who can do it better.

>Flurry Heart will age faster than the Pound Twins.

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Future strippers have to come from somewhere.

>>28560987
The Cake twins can already talk, though.

>>28560959
AHAHHAHAHA EBICK MEEEM!

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>>28560994
I liek mems.

>>28560971
>Just look at Princess Luna
FTFY

>>28561716
why would you do this?

>scootaloo's special talent is riding on a scooter
it can't even be something cool, not a racecar, not a motorcycle, it's just a scooter

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>>28561767
It's not even her special talent. Her special talent is being a guidance counselor. Riding a scooter is just something she does.

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>>28560988
>>28561716
>>28561767
oh well

>>28560927
Pound Cake is small and light enough that his tiny wings (unlike Scootaloo's) are capable of carrying him. If his wing growth is also stunted during his childhood, I fully expect him to be in the exact same situation as her.

Flurry Heart is an alicorn (effectively a goddess) and thus falls under different rules.

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>>28561955
How do you explain Bulk Biceps, who can fly competently despite being at least sixteen times Scootaloo's size but having wings as small as hers?

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>>28560988
>useless
>useless
>useless

>>28562018
He's got more magic dedicated to flight. Or his magic just isn't defective.

>>28560992
Citation needed.

>>28562335
>Cooookiiiiieeees! Coooookiiiiieeees!

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>>28560927

>>28562348
Oh right. Sorry I suppressed the memory of toddlers conspiring with the rest of the town to try to punish Rainbow Dash for enjoying pranks.

>>28562356
As autistic as this is, grown up Flurry Heart makes my dick erect.

>>28561716
I swear I seen this on nickelodeon once. I'll never forget that shit.

>>28562359
Why are Rainbow Dash episodes so bad?

I'm perfectly fine with scoots not being able to fly.

It just means she won't be able to escape when I start raping her

>>28564002
Well this season its because they couldn't use Spike as a butt monkey and needed a new character to vent their sadism at.

>>28564284
>Spike was the new Rainbow Dash
>now Rainbow Dash is the new Spike

>>28562359
Because they gave the writing to hacks who have zero writing experience on the show in general?


Stranger than fan fiction was great, and dash was good in her supporting roles like Saddle and row review when they had COMPETENT writers writing her.

Fuck, she was even good in LOE despite the EQG series normally treating her shittily.

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>>28562018
magic huehue

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>>28560939
>differently-abled
*a fucking cripple
FTFY

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>>28564319

>>28562034
>jojo bizarre
>homoerotic manga
Get out

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>>28562364
>waiting for her to grow up

>>28565151
kys pedo

I still don't believe Scootaloo is a cripple, just it takes some pegasi longer than other to fly, and she might be especially slow, but if fucking Bulk Biceps can fly, so can she

>>28564379
Just because you think being PC is a poison of the mind doesn't mean you have to be a fucking dick about it.

>>28564419
do you know where you are?

>>28564379
We're not handicapped; we're handi-capable!

>>28565478
I would feel sad, but didn't this scenario kinda already happen with flutters

>>28565503
1. she didn't jump, she was pushed
2. a flock of butterflies broke her fall

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>>28565478
This version is better IMO. The pictures give it away too much.

>>28565528
but what if there were no butterflies

>>28560941
Why am I reminded of Kerbals?

>>28565547
Then you get the Flim Flam Bros future where the Industrial Revolution and its consequences are a disaster for the pony race.

>>28565491
handi-capable of hogging all the best parking spots

>>28562018
>competently
His capacity for flight is higher than scootaloo's, but lower than literally everyone else including Fluttershy. There are degrees of qualification that need to be addressed here.

aside from that small quibble you're essentially right.

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>>28560927

In all pony x-rays, especially when Dash hurt herself, there has been shown a cutie-mark themed "bone" in each pony. Scootaloo lacks that bone. She still managed to earn her cutie mark but her ties to her racial "magic" is limited. Think Naruto when his chakra was sealed with the overlapping cursed marks.

>>28560971
mentally disabled ≠ mentally disturbed

>>28566870
>naruto

post discarded

>>28566616
He could fly normally during Faust's era.

>>28566912
It's alright, son, maybe you will grow up to be something other than a manchild someday.

>>28566929
>watches naruto
>calls people a manchild

wew lad

>>28566616
Pegassi depend on magic to fly. Without it they're grounded. Scootaloo's just a muggle, that's all.

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>>28560988

>>28560927
Scootaloo is handicapped. We know this.

chickun

Some chickens can actually fly. Maybe there is hope.

I hope Scootaloo never actually flies. It'd would serve as a great teacher about people with physical disabilities.

Well anons consider this... Einstein couldnt speak proper enlgish until about 6 or 7.. Buuut he wasnt mentally handicapped was he??

>>28567773
this is bait

>>28567562
I like this happy ending.

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>>28560927
Yeah well there's babies who are better at staring contests than your waifu.

>>28561767
>>28561806
I honestly think it's the scooter that's the problem. She uses her wings to propell herself and the others on it, so her wings are accustomed to that movement instead on the normal flight pattern. If she practiced those movements instead, I bet she'd be airborne by the end of summer in-show.

>>28560927
Someone photoshop those meme sunglasses over her eyes

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>>28565560
because this

>>28566927
o-oh? I don't remember seeing him before season......um
actually the only episode i can remember with certainty that shows him flying is that one with the relay training. Just fuck my memory up, bulk.

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>>28568249
>>28565560
here you go

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>>28569305
>Bulk Biceps first appears in the opening scene in Hurricane Fluttershy where he gives the first of what would be several emphatic "YEAH"'s during Rainbow Dash's speech.
>He makes several more appearances throughout the episode, most of which are accompanied by another shout of "YEAH!"
>He flies among the rest of the Pegasi in the hurricane and isn't noticeably impeded by the smaller size of his wings.

>>28569327
Oh. I think I was high for that one. Okay.

I thought that canonically babies were super-charged time bombs that regularly murder their less powerful parents, thereby ensuring their starvation and failure to continue their species.

Unless of course you know this random-ass dude named Sunburst, who happens to know more about raising kids than everyone ever, including all of Cadence's royal advisors - whoever those advisors may be. Did I mention Sunburst dropped out of school or whatever and doesn't actually have a job? Yeah.

>>28569713
That's just Flurry Heart. Regular pony babies are also OP and in desperate need of nerfing, but not dangerously so.

>>28569761
It still doesn't really justify babies being innately more powerful than their parents, and nor does it explain why nobody but Sunburst has a spell to fix it. Babies being dangerous, if not because of outright murder then still because they can spark fires or break things, should make "baby de-leveling spells" be a parenting 101 thing. Every baby book in Equestria should open by talking about that spell.

>>28569845
>foals are extremely dangerous
>you need a unicorn to cast a spell on them so you can be safe
UIDF pls go

>>28569879
Well what else can you do? Put a rubber stopper on their horn and clip their wings?

>>28569889
Earth ponies and pegasi raised their foals without unicorn intervention for millenia. Traditional foal-rearing methods work. (((Magic))) leads to developmentally-stunted fillies like Scootaloo. Many such cases!

I guess you could say that about RD. Though I think you will cause butthurt by doing that...

>>28561716
I don't get it

>>28571910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

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>>28560927
Dash doesn't mind.

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>>28567562
She's going to grow up to be a tank Pegasus like Bicep and whoever this lady is called.

>>28573744
What if she took Bulk Biceps's workout routine and didn't skip wing day? The world might not be ready.

>>28572872
Legit made me sad.
How the hell have I never seen that before?

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>>28572872
Well crap.

>>28574949
That's fucked up

>>28575501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fka_-fzbA

>>28569713
>Unless of course you know this random-ass dude named Sunburst, who happens to know more about raising kids than everyone ever

Who do you want getting vaporized changing a diaper: your butler or some part-timer who gets paid in exposure?

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>>28562364
As autistic as this is, I hope flurry heart never grows up.

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>>28575620
Take this larger png.

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>>28565347

>>28576696
makes me wish there were a futa version of that pic

>>28576696

source of the pic pls

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>>28572872
OK while I did feel pretty sad at one point i snickered at the thud at the end.

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>>28576696
it's right there next to that seat

>>28560927
She still can walk on clouds. And doesn't have a crusty cunt unlike your waifu. So
Fuck you Buddy

>>28575620
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1449/i-couldnt-wake-you-because-you-can-never-wake-up-again

>>28560927
Who cares if she can't fly? She pulled two other fillies all the way to the Crystal Empire on her scooter and even beat a train that had a head start there.

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>>28569319

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>>28572872
Remember this.
''Tis nothing more than a sting

>>28580338
I want to do things to this filly's butt

>>28580899
such as

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>>28580899

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>>28560927
>>28560941

It's okay, if she needs to get airborne, she can just wing it.

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>>28580899
Do you want to cover her in """tree sap"""?

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Scootaloo is the most 90s waifu because she's the token cripple.

>>28560988

I want to be a wonderbolt and take Scootaloo under my wing so I can make her do lewd things for flying lessons.

Then when she learns it's hopeless trying to fly, she'll find happiness being a whore and thank me for my previous training.

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>>28586387
I always wondered, was Kid Vid like, a cyborg or something, man?

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>>28582528
carlos no

>>28587002
super-early Oculus adopter chilling with his VR waifu 24/7

>>28586949
Elaborate your plan to string her along. Provide 3-5 examples of how you'd keep her hopes up despite her obvious lack of progress.

>>28560976
>theartexperience.sai

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>>28567062
>>28572872

Why must you hurt me in this way?

>>28589864
suffering is an unavoidable consequence of Scootaloo being your fav

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>>28565347
If he was a pedo, why would he wait for her to grow up?

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>>28590044
Because pedophiles are attracted to children and Flurry Heart is a baby.
Being attracted to babies is nepiophilia, which, much like ephebophilia, is not the same thing as pedophilia.

>>28562356
shadowthehedgehog.png

>>28590153
mumkey.jpeg

>>28588520
>the literally everything experience
No matter what you do with your life, some faggot from History was already doing it better than you when they were 5.

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>>28560927
Scootaloo can dance better than both those babies

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>>28567062
I like it. It hurt my soul, but I like it