What treat would you want Pinkie Pie to make you for your birthday?

>>28560370
a salad, just to see her struggle though it

>>28560370
So fucking cute, my heart.
>>28560378
Would that be a veggie salad?

>>28560392
it will be a Kale salad, with no dressing

>>28560370
A friend

>>28560440
>pinkie uses her bullshit 4th wall powers to make a sentient cake monster
>"Anon, I made you a friend!"
>Anon doesn't eat cake anymore

>>28560370
A 9mm bullet to the head

>>28560392
> Would that be a veggie salad?

How about a vaggie-salad instead?

>>28560370
A cream pie might be nice but only if she lets me help her make it.

>>28560370
a mate

goddamn am I lonely

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>>28560479

>>28560370
I want her to give me some birthday sugar. (This means i want her to have sex with me)

>>28560694
>this means I want her to have sex with me
What did he mean by this?

>>28560732
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

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cyanide cookie

>>28560370
A pink pie.

>>28560370
We'd make a creampie together

>>28560370
There were these brownies I had at a resort that weren't really brownies. Like, if you cut one in half, it was like super sense and there wasn't any air bubbles like what you would see in other pastries, but holy mother of fucking god, they were the greatest things I ever consumed.
If Pinkie can make me that shit she would be objectively the best pony.

>>28560986
Holy mother of fuck I really can't type today.

>>28560370
A batch of delicious cupcakes with a side of death.

No cupcakes for me, thanks.

>>28560370
An apple fritter. I've never had one that I enjoyed, and I want to see if this journeyman baker is able to change that

>>28560370
A birthday cake made using her own milk.

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>>28560479
>9mm

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>>28560479

>>28560370
Can I have a hug?
Like, one of those really long ones that turn into cuddles?
I would really like that.

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>>28560378

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>>28560370
I want her to make me her bitch.

>>28560370
the motivation to live trough another year, preferably with chocolate frosting

>>28560370
Lemon Meringue Pie

>>28560370
donuts and creampie

>>28560370
Either a cookie cake
A cake made outta cupcakes
Or funnel cake
I'll let her run wild, I'm sure I'll enjoy either way.

creme brulee

Pinkie + fire = pure comedy

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>>28563818
this

>>28560370
Something with lemons or key limes.

A Rainbow Dash.

>>28563492
Cream-filled ponut.

>>28560370
Rice krispe treat and a friend.

>>28560738
>>What did he mean by this?
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

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>>28565273
>What did he mean by this?
>What did he mean by this?
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

>>28560370
Kisses and cuddles
My birthday is in two weeks and cake will feel less sweet and presents more boring because she isn't there

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>>28560370
Pink Horse will never know when my birthday is.
I will keep it a secret from everyone just so she never finds out. It will drive her crazy.

>>28560370
A creampie.
>inb4 she's creampie-ing you
Marecock is fine by me.

>>28560370
An ice cream kek

BAGINA O__O

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A dessert pizza.

Chocolate chip cookie crust, chocolate fudge as the sauce, marshmallow/frosting/whipped cream as the cheese.

>>28567137

i wanna make this

my inner pinkie yearns to bake confectionery horrors

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>>28567137
You'd ask her to make this for you and she'd be like, "That's it?"

>>28560370
a blowjob