Fuck. My friend just sent me this.

>>28555860
You have great friends, OP

>>28555860
That's so fucking cute. I wish I had friends too.

>>28555860
I feel sorry for the Walmart employee that had to take this request and write that in icing.

>>28555860
>Funko
trash

>>28555860
You should share op

>>28555860
That's fucking awesome.

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>>28555860
Friendship truly is magic.

>>28555860
I... I can't...

>>28555860
To add suspense you should've added
>I never told them I watch MLP

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>>28555873

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>>28555860
Pretty good.

>>28555873
DELET THIS

>>28555860
nice

>>28555860
I bet the baker is still wondering what he wanted to do inside Rainbow Dash.

>>28555860
your friends have sense of humor.
Just make sure to not eat anything white.

>>28556133
>not wanting the extra protein

>>28555860
Timestamp or it never happened

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>>28555860

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>>28555860
He wants to what inside Rainbow Dash?

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at last you have friends

>>28556325
>HAHA...
>HAHAHAHAHA
>AHH...
>HA...

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>>28555873
Haha what a loser look at him guys

>>28555860
>The cake is white.
The cheeky cunt.
Also, free swag.

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>>28555873

>>28556306
Shit inside her vagina

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>>28555860

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>>28555873
My birthday's next Saturday, going to be damn ronery I fucking know it.

Fuck I did not need to be reminded I turn 27 in about 24 days

khv with no friends

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>>28555873
Just hold out, my friend. Just don't let go. Every single year will make the final victory all the sweeter.

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>>28555860
Fucking glorious!
Send me a slice in the post!

As a user with elevated privileges I order you to send me the twilight half of the cake

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>>28555860
That pretty cool anon, you have cool friends. Im still hiding my power level from mine

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>>28557656
Mine know. They're not really normies but they don't post here. One of them likes MLP. It's pretty cool I guess

>>28555860
That's a very cute Rainbow Dash.

>>28557621
W-what

>>28555860
Happee ---- day!!!

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>>28555860
I wish I had friends who could laugh with me about my ponyfaggotry like this instead of at me

>>28557819
Laugh at me if they ever found out that is

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>>28557819
This.

I know a few people who like MLP, but almost all of them are creepy and even more antisocial than I am.

>tfw no pony loving gf

>>28555860
10/10 op, 10/10

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>>28555873
>obsessed with a show about friendship
>have no friends

Why are we so pathetic?

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>>28557957
Because life is a constant disappointment

>>28557957
we replace real life friendship with escapism and friendship fantasies

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>>28555860
I like your friend already.

>>28555860
Oh shit, where can I get one of those cakes?

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>>28555860
>friend sent you a MLP cake
>friend know that you are a brony/horsefag
>friend care about you or just teasing you
Aw, that is cute.

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>>28555873
sh-shut up

>>28557770
He's a 4chan pass user. Ignore him.

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Ehhh free cake nigga.

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>>28557957
I really can't tell you without going full /r9k/

>>28558561
ah, so they changed it?

>>28558619
Do it, 4chan is fucked anyways.

>>28555860
>implying you didn't order this
If not, 10/10 joke from your friend.

>>28557957
>tfw spent the evening drinking, talking shit and watching star trek with my mates

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>>28555873
I wish that I had friends

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>>28555873

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>>28555873

I refuse to believe that you guys have no friends.

>>28557957
Because MLP is a show about friendless spergs becoming socially accepted and well-adjusted, whether it's Twilight, Luna, Discord, Sunset, Starlight or, er, Twilight again. It's the fantasy we all wish to live but never will.

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>>28559477
I agree, they must have atleast one person they would call a friend

>>28559477
>>28559504
Does my dad count as a friend?

>>28559504
My niece is my friend

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>>28555873

>>28559509
Hell yeah, dad's make the best of friends.

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>>28559521
>>28559509

See one friend, kind of, i guess

How old are you two anons?

>>28559552
21 in December
>tfw had many friends in high school but forgot how to make them

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Happy birthday OP

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>>28559564
You're still young anon, plenty of time to make friends. Just need a bit of self confidence to start a conversation with someone

Are you at College/University or something?

>>28559620
>Are you at College/University or something?
ye

>>28559655
Probably the best time to be friends. Get out there and talk to people, maybe join a club or group if you're having a hard time getting an in with people

Wow, thats a friend

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>>28555873
why

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>>28555860
I'm jelly of your friend OP.

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>>28559588
You are doing well, my child.

>>28559620
>You're still young anon
>21

No, we're not.

>>28559699
Do you know what the typical human lifespan is? Have some perspective, you twit.

>>28555860
That has to be fake...

>>28559725
How could it be fake?

>>28555879
Plot Twist: The employee browses /mlp/.

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>>28559655
This is the easiest place to make friends anon, just take to someone in your class,join a club, go to the uni bar and start a conversation. Or go to a random party.

>>28559699
Im 22, we are still young anon, late 20s is then i could class us as old.

>>28559666
Dont take that friend satan

>>28555860
At least you can lick the frosting off of Rainbow Dash's feet.

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>>28559775
>Rainbow Dash's feet

Hooves anon

>$25.99

Sounds like alot for a cake that small

>>28557621
>

>>28559732
Anyone really good at image editing, I guess.

I'd rather assume that than that they actually told a human being to reference IWTCIRD in a cake.

>>28555860
Lucky bastard

>>28555860
Can we get a better image of it without the lid?

>>28556237
>brotein

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I'm turning 32 this month. I hope I die in my sleep sometime soon.

>>28559775
those are hooves you dumbass

Cum inside the cake then

>>28559967
Why, Im sure you have something that makes life worthwhile

>>28559477
dubs confirm Op speaks the truth

>>28559967
Fret not anon, I just turned 29 in September.
I'm only a few steps behind you.

>>28559998
shame for missing that sweet quads by thaaat much.

>>28559998
Nope. I'm 31, balding, no g/f, lost my career in 2012, went nuts, tried killing myself 5 different times (one almost successful), now on SSDI and wishing for the sweet release of death.

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>>28560084

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>>28560084
>tried killing myself 5 different times

How do you fail 5 times at killing yourself anon

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>>28560084
Man up motherfucker. Get a job, get some money, get some anatomy books, study and learn how to draw. Then, make a Patreon, start drawing, make money off some stupid fanbase and there it is!

Pic related makes me want to kill myself, but atleast I make some decent money

>>28555860
>No Twi and Dash in the pic
>Put toys instead
Holy shit the details

>>28560168
WHAT THE FUCK

>>28560166
No gun.
>>28560168
And the government declares ME, mentally ill. I tired the job thing many times, I got a business closed down due to OSHA violations. My drawing skills suck and can't get better.

>>28557957
Not all of us are friendless.

But don't worry bro, I'd have a beer and shoot the shit with ya.

>>28560212
>I got a business closed down due to OSHA violations
What kind of violations?

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>>28555873

>>28560212
Don't kill yourself anon, try running for politics instead, we need more horsefuckers in office.

>>28560221
Improper lockout/tag out, no msds sheets available for chemicals used around, conveyor belt belt setting on fire due to improper maintenance. I used to be a union steward and all these crappy jobs out there don't understand labor laws.

>>28555860
Ok, 2 things OP.
1. Was your power level hidden before the cake appeared? In other words, did your friend already know you were a brony or at least watched the show?
2. Did you know your friends power level before the cake? Is your friend coming out of a closet, or stable?
3. Three things, assuming yes to 1 or 2 or both, has this cake been seen by friends and, or better, family that don't know your power level? Are you explaining memes to your mom right now?
4. Really, what is your power level, and has anyone defined power levels for the fandom, like over 9000 for clopping and super saiyan 1 for having touched a real mare?

>>28560168
I knew furfags were rich-ass motherfuckers.

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>>28555873

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>>28555860

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>>28555873

>>28555860
Clearly, he wants to dash inside Rainbow Dash.

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years ago, during season one i turned 18. I didn't really feel shame for liking the show and asked my parents for mlp figured for my birthday. They were pretty chill about it.

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>>28555873
Not even the faggots on 4chan are my friends. Oh god.

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>>28560620
that's cute as fuck.

>>28560648
I'll be your friend anon

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>>28555873

Hello darkness, my old friend...

>>28560670
it was a funfetti cake too, so thee was more rainbow sprinkles inside it.

>>28559775

>Rainbow Dash's feet

It's hooves you idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

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>>28560794

But hooves are part of a horse's feet. They correspond to nails.

>>28560168
>With your comment here people are probubly glancing at it and assuming the bid is over so ild place my bid again
>1300
>the fucker was already about to pay $1300, and was probably going to win
>he then posted that to encourage others to up the price even further
What the actual fuck is this guy high on?

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>>28555873

Also OP you have good friends.

>>28555860
Marry that friend, op. Marry him!

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>>28555873
Me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

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>>28557456
Oh shit, next Saturday is my birthday too.

>>28555867
This

>>28559967
I just turned 34

>>28555873
HEY
you're all my very best friends
/)

>>28555860
When I was young, I was too busy to make any friends
Such sillyness did not seem worth the effort it expends
But my little ponies, you've opened up my eyes
And now the truth is crystal clear, as splendid summer skies
And what a wonderful surprise

I love you guys.

>>28561071
When I was just a Filly I found it rather silly, to see how many other ponies I could meet. I had my books to read, didn't think that I would ever need, other ponies, to make my life complete. But there was one colt that i cared for, I knew he would be ther for me!

>>28555860
Who ever it was you need to thank them, thats a pretty well made ITCIRD cake

>>28555860
Amazing. You're one lucky fucker, I hope you know that.

>>28560878
Every time I see his face in that bottom panel it makes me want to cry. God damn.

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>>28555860
I believe that you bought this cake yourself and now just pretending to have friends.

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>>28561284
You think someone would do that? Go on the Internet and tell lies?

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>>28555860
Not to inturrupt 150 posts of feels and other gay shit, but I would like to request that

1: OP post a timestamp for verification
and
2: OP cum on/inside the cake, which I frankly can't believe has only been suggested once

It's like you fuckers forgot how to have fun

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>>28555873
just

>>28556059
>He wants to LIVE inside Rainbow Dash? Must be the name of the town.

>>28556306
Wha! What are we going to do in the horse?

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>>28555860
you have true friends celestia is proud of you anon

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>>28555873

>>28555860
Das a meme

>>28561059
How sad, no one wanted to be your friend. Have a pity bump.
:^)

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>>28559477
>Have a dozen friends
>Online
>In different countries
>We're all poor as shit
so it's a win:lose situation

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>>28559775
>feet

>>28560250
Sounds like my job at UPS. Except our hub's transformer got struck by lightning and had to run on a backup generator, and when it gave up the next day and we had to work for 45 minutes in the dark OSHA didn't come knocking at the door. Probably because management somehow did a good job of covering it up despite there being about 600 winesses.

>>28561807
>our hub's transformer got struck by lightning
>"...BUMBLEBEEE!!!!!"

>>28559472
Cheer up, Apples!
>>28559967
Pls live til 89, you're unique.
>>28561041
Happy B-day!!! <3

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>>28561810
You're pretty autistic m8, didn't even av a giggl.

>>28555873
Jesus is the only friend you need, anon.

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>>28561059
This. I love each and every one of you faggots.
(\

>>28560648
I met some cool people through here. Don't surrender hope.

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>>28555873
why did you have to remind me of this

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Hahaha! I totally have friends! I totally don't feel pain or sadness at all! HAHAHAHA!

>>28559477
Then continue to refuse, it ain't gonna change our situation.

>>28561817
>you're unique
>!!! <3
Tits or GTFO.

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>>28562603
who needs friends anyway they're overrated
right?

>>28562704
They're wonderful anon. I would die for my friends, they are like family that you can bro out with. But don't worry anon, you have plenty of friends here.

at least until /qa/ gets us deleted.

>>28555860
Who sends an entire cake to someone just for a joke? I mean at least be there to eat it and ridicule him too.
But what would I know, I don't have any friends...

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>>28562974
internet friends count anon ;)

>>28555873
>tfw I have one friend
>she's a girl with FASD and ADHD
>tfw she'll never be able to remember me once I go off to university
hurts more than when I didn't have friends at all

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>>28555873

>>28563930
I wanna fuck that chrome.

>>28561807
Addison?