/mlp/ Tower - New Game+

>>28555124
First

A mechanical pencil
Post-it notes
A book

>>28555124
A ruler
A bag of doritos
A blanket

>>28555124
What a shit thread

>Glass of Ice
>Kitchen Knife
>Lighter

>hand cream
>pillow
>scissors

>>28555144
>>28555162
>>28555171
>>28555250
/inv received!
/stats received!
/terminal received!
/hp received!

The party is in a dark room. There stands a single door, with "Do Not Enter" inscribed on it.

>>28555170
Anon Y. Moose has dysentery. Also, he's dead.

>>28555318
Enter the door of course

>>28555318
Look around for anything else other than the door

>>28555318
Poke the door with my knife.

>>28555318
Kill myse-I mean, open door

>>28555329
Glimmer enters a fairly large room, only to find a Skeleton idling around. He spots you and begins to panic slightly.

>>28555343
Ember finds the entrance to the tower is locked from the outside...other than that, nothing.

>>28555410
Jack pokes.

>>28555423
Mikro opens the door.
Do a flip.

The skeleton punches Glim! She got hurt.

>>28555516
Tackle the skeleton.
"EAT SHIT"

>>28555516
Punch the spook

>>28555516
Atack spok

>>28555516
Join the fight and attack the skeleton

>>28555537
Jack misses.

>>28555562
Glim slugs the skeleton in the head!

>>28555575
Mikro attacks!

>>28555601
Ember kicks the skeleton! He is hurt.

Skeleton punches Glim! She looks a bit bruised, but she seems okay for now.

>>28555702
Kick it again

>>28555702
Whack the spook with the ruler

>>28555702
TACKLE IT AGAIN

>>28555712
Ember misses.

>>28555723
Glom hits it again!

>>28555738
Jack just fucking shatters it.

You win! A crate drops from the ceiling.
The room is filled with a very quiet sniffling.

>>28555770
OPEN THE CRATE

>>28555770
Investigate the sniffling

>>28555770
Heat up the knife I have with my lighter in order to make it stronger.

>>28555776
>>28555783
Glimmer and Ember open the crate to find something interesting; a teenage, crying Vinyl Scratch. She seems incredibly distraught.

>>28555784
Jack heats up the knife, but doesn't have any details on how to make it stronger, unfortunately.
Lighter is at 90%.

Vinyl is crying.

>>28555807
Boop her

>>28555807
Look over at the Vinyl.
"Yo, what's wrong?"

>>28555807
Look around for any doors

>>28555827
Ember boops her. She's currently inconsolable.

>>28555831
>"..."

>>28555835
Glimmer finds two doors, to her left and right.

Vinyl screams "EEP" and flees.

>>28555874
Go through the left door

>>28555874
Welp, take the scissors we have in the inv, and use them to (at least try) to sharpen the knife.

>>28555874
Follow Glimmer

>>28555888
Glimmer goes to Room #6, and finds a lucky fedora.
A crate has appeared!

>>28555891
Jack sharpens the Knife.
Sharp Knife - +7 ATK

>>28555902
Ember follows Glimmer.

>>28555939
Look around

>>28555939
Check out the right door.

>>28555939
Wear it and follow Jack

>>28555992
Check the crate as well

Stops

>>28555957
There's the door to Room #1 and a new door.

>>28555963
Jack enters Room #7. There seems to be 2 Skeletons here.

>>28555992
>>28556002
Glimmerfag opens the crate and finds a Desert Eagle, but suddenly feels the fedora start to grow heavier and heavier...
Oh shit, the fedora's alive!

Jack Frost vs. 2 Skeletons
The Second Glimmerfag vs. Fedora-Rai

>>28556759
Slash at Spook one's face.

>>28556855
Jack finds the first guy only had 1HP, and died immediately. Nice.

Skeleton B slaps Jack! Ow.

>>28556892
Shank the other guy in the neck.

>>28556892
Shoot the Fedora-Rai

>>28556892
Go through the new door,completely ignoring Glimmer's fight

>>28556906
Jack slices the other Skeleton! He could be better.

>>28556978
Glimmer fires! The bullet sinks into him, but it still does some damage.

>>28556994
Ember enters Room #12, finding strange lanterns guarding the next door.

Skeleton B hits Jack!
Fedora-Rai pulls out his katana and slices Glim! She got shit on pretty bad.
Emberfaggotry vs. Flying Lanterns

Warning! Glimmer is low on HP!

>>28557058
Be the edgelord and cut off the skeleton's head.

>>28557058
Headbutt em

>>28557058
Eat Doritos

>>28557076
Jack kills Skeleton B, winning the fight.

>>28557112
Ember headbutts one of the lanterns! It's tattered as fuck now.

>>28557125
Glimmer eats 10 Doritos and heals for 2HP.

Fedora-Rai misses.
Flying Lantern A misses.
Flying Lantern B shoots flames! Ember is hurt.

>>28557252
Try to loot some bones

>>28557252
Shoot the Fedora-Rai

>>28557252
Bash Lantern B with a book

>>28557259
Jack gets 4 bones.

>>28557312
Glimmerfag literally destroys the Fedora-Rai! (CRITICAL)

>>28557323
Ember misses completely.

Flying Lantern A bashes into Ember's head!
Flying Lantern B does the same!
Warning! Ember is low on HP!

>>28557467
Look for a door or something.

>>28557467
BASH LATERN A

>>28557467
Loot the body

>>28557474
Jack finds that this room is a dead end. Looks like he has to go through Room 6 and co.

>>28557500
Ember smashes Lantern A. It's dead, Jim.

>>28557528
Glimmer loots the Fedora. It gives 5 DEF, but it makes her look like a total faggot.

Flying Lantern B spits fire at Ember! She falls to the ground...
Ember has gone unconscious. Roll dubs or find another player to revive.

>>28557708
Run into the room Ember is in and tackle Lantern B

>>28557708
WAKE UP

>>28557708
Well, for now, take a bone and, while using my knife, file it down into a sharp throwing spear-like thing. You know, with the tip and all.

>>28557735
Glimmer tackles Lantern B.

>>28557764
Jack makes Bone Arrow, which he could throw if he really wanted to.

Flying Lantern B misses.

>>28557796
Check out the stats

>>28557796
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>28557796
Shoot Lantern B

>>28557810
Bone Arrow (Ammo, +2/+4 ATK)
-Best used with a bow.

>>28557831
Glimmer finally destroys Lantern B.

You won!
There are four new doors. OP screams internally.

>>28557890
Revive Ember

>>28557890
Walk over to Glom and check out the first door.

>>28557890
WAKE ME UP INSIDE I CAN'T WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Alright, who sold their soul this time?

>>28557898
Glimmer is reviving... (1/3)

>>28557909
Jack finds Room #9. It's empty.

>>28557946
Oh, hey Box. That'd be me.

>>28557981
"HM."
Second door then.

>>28557981
Manhorse, don't lie.

You already sold yours long ago.

Tell me, whose soul did you use to RESET this all and begin the madness again?

>>28557981
WAKE ME UP

>>28557981
>>28557995
Due to this new found fact, check out the first door in Room #9 that was hidden.

>>28557981
Keep reviving

>>28557995
>>28558043
(Again, my bad.)
Jack finds an interesting sight as he enters Room #2; Vinyl is trapped inside a cage, looking incredibly spooked.
>"H-Help me!"

>>28558011
The soul of a hero who, in my insolence, I shattered. I've returned to repent for my sins and summon him once again.

>>28558060
Glimmer is reviving... (2/3)

>>28558092
"..."
Try finding the lock or something on the cage.
"Hol it."

>>28558092
You're a fucking fag.

Wake up- Bag of Straight Pretzels, Toolbox (small), Chair

>>28558092
Finish reviving

>>28558092
WAKE UP AND GO THROUGH THE FIRST DOOR

>>28558101
>"...Wait...WAIT! NO!"
Suddenly, the entrance to Room #2 closes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
You notice there's something behind you.

>>28558121
Namefag spawns next to Glim and Ember.

>>28558160
>>28558180
Ember ends up in Room #9. The entrance to Room #2 has been closed, but there's still one more door.

-Miniboss-
Jack Frost vs. Champion Skeleton
Champion Skeleton raises his iron blade!

>>28558199
"OH SHIT."
Slash at him.

>>28558199
"So here we are again."
Open door.
"Let's get this over with."

>>28558199
Go through the available door

>>28558199
Follow Ember

>Bottle of Dr.Pepper
>Book
>Pen
Materialize and equip the Pen as a weapon, then attempt to see the stats big ol' spook.

>>28558221
Jack hits the Champion Skeleton for 2.75 damage!

>>28558232
>>28558235
>>28558240
Namefag, Ember and Glimmer enter Room #10 to find a Flying Lantern directly above them.

>>28558245
Krono spawns in and equips his Pen for +2 ATK!
The boss door, however, seems locked, so he spawns in Room #9, which is just outside. Room #12 is to the south, and Room #10 is to his east.

Champion Skeleton slashes Jack for 3.5HP!
Flying Lantern bashes into Ember! She's fine.
CAUTION! Jack is in peril!

>>28558290
Shoot at it

>>28558290
Attempt to grab it and throw it down

>>28558290
EAT 15 DORITOS HOLY FUCK

>>28558290
Read my book while I wait for the boss to die and the door to unlock.

>>28558290
Pull out a 5/8ths wrench, equip, bash Lantern.

>>28558297
Glimmer is shit at aiming.

>>28558302
Ember jumps, but just couldn't reach it.

>>28558305
Jack heals for 3HP!

>>28558312
50 Shades of Gemima
By Freddy Frostbear

>>28558318
Namefag finds that the Toolbox is, physically, just a toolbox. There's no tools inside. He does, however, whack the Lantern with the box itself, dealing some damage.

Flying Lantern hits Glim. She's in decent health.
Champion Skeleton LITERALLY NAT 20's WHAT THE FUCK.
Jack's vision goes black...

Jack has been KO'd. Press F to pay respects.
Room #2 has been opened.

>>28558382
GET UP

>>28558382
Just attack it then

>>28558382
Requip ruler,then whack the Lantern

>>28558382
Run inside the room and use the lighter to set the book on fire, then throw the flaming book at the mini boss.

>>28558382
Fucking-
Close the box around the lantern and latch it shut
We pokemon now

>>28558388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5QyuKQ8eNU
Jack literally kicks back up with full health! Vinyl gapes in awe! Champion Skeleton doesn't even have a chance to heal!

>>28558397
Ember punches the Lantern! Yeah, it has no hope.

>>28558441
Glimmer slaps the Lantern with the Ruler aaaaand it died.

>>28558454
Krono straight up lights the Champion Skeleton on fire!
Lighter is at 80%.

>>28558456
Namefag stuffs the dead lantern into the Toolbox. Neat.

Champion Skeleton misses, then takes damage from the fire!
Door #10 has another door.

>>28558535
STAB THE SPOOK.
"CAN'T BRING DOWN THE FROST"

>>28558535
Stab the scissors into the Skeletons skull about halfway in, then open them up.

>>28558560
Jack misses, but he is factually correct.

>>28558640
Krono stabs into the skull, but doesn't have the strength to break it!

Champion Skeleton hurls his sword into Krono! He's pretty fucking hurt.

>>28558699
Break the spook's skull with the knife.

>>28558699
Punch skele in the neck.

>>28558699
Look around

>>28558699
Find the main fight

>>28558710
Jack literally chucks his knife so hard, the whole thing physically enters the skull, crushing it to bits.

>>28558719
Krono kicks the skeleton into the wall, shattering it's torso.

>"...I don't get paid enough for this job."
Champion Skeleton perishes.
Vinyl's cage is unprotected! She's beet red in her face.
>"...You're really good at that."

>>28558741
Glimmer finds that Room #10 has an entrance to Room #13; inside are two skeletons, a door to Room #12, and a big red Boss Door.

>>28558747
Ember saw the whole combo go down.

>>28558763
Recover the knife.
"Ay, it's all good."

>>28558763
Follow Jack

>>28558763
Go to Room 13

>>28558780
Jack decides to loot his weapon.
>"Hey, uh, could you free me?"

>>28558794
Ember enters the room.

>>28558835
The two skeletons, obviously, want to fight.

Glimmerfag vs. Skeletons

>>28558869
"Hey Jack, mind if I use that knife of yours for a second?"
If he says yes, then take the tibias of the skele If skele is human, take the femurs and carve them to make basic bone swords with the knife. Then equip one of them and unequip the pen. If he says no, then free vinyl.

>>28558869
Free her, of course.
>>28558880
"Uh..."
"Sure."
Hand him the knife?

>>28558869
Whack a spook with ruler

>>28558869
Smartphone
Sharpie
Wallet of cash

>>28558880
Krono makes a Bone Sword out of the loot.

>>28558885
Jack finds that there seems to be a puzzle on the lock; there are three buttons (1, 2, 3) that he must press in the right order.
Also, you got your knife back.

>>28558913
Glimmer hits a spook! He ded.

>>28558953
Suitcase spawns next to Glimmer in Room #13.

Skeleton B is a fucking retard.

>>28559005
1 3 2

>>28559005
Whack the other spook

>>28559005
Use the hilt of the sword to try to bash open the lock. Fuck puzzles.

>>28559014
It does a sad beep.

>>28559036
Glimmer whacks the other Skeleton! It's hurt bad.

>>28559039
Krono only manages to scare teenage Vinyl.
>"...Please don't do that again."

Skeleton B punches Glim! She's fucked up.
Warning! Glim is low on HP!

>>28559073
Whack it again

>>28559073
Do it again just because of spite.

>>28559073
2 3 1

>>28559073
Falcon punch the spook I guess.

>>28559083
Glimmer misses.

>>28559093
Krono no
Krono pls you're scaring her

>>28559098
Jack hears a happy beep bop as the lock falls and Vinyl exits.
>"...Thanks."
She's blushing.

>>28559106
Suitcase's hoof literally lights on fire as she punches the Skeleton out of existence! The fire disappears.

The boss door opens...

>>28559133
Pick up the lock and repeatedly bash it with the hilt of my sword in front of her face. Make it about 10 times. Then follow Jack.

>>28559160
Fucking savage holy shit man
>>28559133
GO THROUGH THE BOSS DOOR WITHOUT ANY REGARDS FOR MY WELL BEING

>>28559133
"Hey, uh, how about you follow me?"
Go through the boss door?
>>28559160
"Wow, can you stop being an asshole?"

>>28559184
"maybe"

>>28559133
Ask Mr. Manhorse if I can have a sword.

>>28559160
Krono is a savage.

>>28559168
>>28559184
>>28559197
>>28559200
Suitcase feels sadness as the party enters the boss room...

It stinks like fuck in here. Stone-hard, brown tentacles line the walls as you approach the enter. A disgustingly large pit of murky liquid bubbles and boils as you spot a singular creature; a giant eyeball, about double the size of your skull, with floating tentacles trailing behind it's path.
A boom on an electronic speaker alarms everyone in the room.
>"INTRUDER ALERT. CLASS 5 MERCENARIES. CURRENT EMERGENCY ON FLOOR ONE. MAN YOUR STATIONS. IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, FAGGOTS, GET UP."
The eyeball begins to screech as it stares you down!

The Party vs. Eyeball Monster
Eyeball Monster gets the upper hand!
Eyeball Monster uses Screech!
Jack and Glimmer are frozen in fear this turn!

>>28559312
Stop being such a pansy.

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>>28559312
Stop being a scared

>>28559312
No tentacle rape please.
Stab the Eyeball directly in the pupil.

>>28559312
Stare at the Eyeball Monster.

if this thread is still going I'll be joining in about an hour

>>28559318
>>28559338
Both members recover from flashbacks. There was something about cheese in there...

>>28559360
Krono does the stabby stab!

>>28559365
Suitcase does another fucking falcon punch! (CRITICAL)

Krono suddenly begins to float...and is chucked into a tentacle! He takes too much damage and gets KO'd.
Eyeball Monster begins to shuffle around, increasing his AGI to 50!

>>28559424
Oh.
Wake up.

>>28559424
>gets a plan
Using the lighter, melt some of the ice down to make a Glass of Water.

>>28559365
>Stare at monster
>>28559424
>Falcon punch.

>Monster shuffles.
>50 agility immediately.

>>28559424
Cast "Punch" on the monster.

>>28559424
WHACK IT

>>28559451
Jack Frost makes Glass of Water.

>>28559463
Suitcase punches the monster again!

>>28559513
Glimmer misses.

Glimmer begins to float...and is chucked into the fucking floor! She's delivered a one-hit KO! (CRITICAL)
Eyeball Monster uses Screech!
Suitcase and Krono are frozen in fear for this turn!

>>28559568
Pass my will save.

>>28559568
Wake up

>>28559568
Splash the Eyeball Monster with the water, in hopes to blind it or something.

>>28559574
Suitcase recovers!

>>28559581
Jack throws the water at Eyeball Monster! It stops using Shuffle and is blinded, incredibly! (CRITICAL)

Eyeball Monster lowers as it tries to recover!
>"REEEEE, REEEEEEEE!"
The Screech had no effect!

>>28559624
WAKE UP

>>28559624
FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

>>28559568
Well I'm already frozen in unconsciousness, so thanks for the overkill, monster.
Wake up.
It was probably a bad idea to fight the boss while he are all still level one.

>>28559624
USE THIS TO FUCKING STAB THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

>>28559633
Glimmerfag is revived to a clean bill of health!

>>28559636
Suitcase punches it!

>>28559637
No levels, this is Tower.

>>28559639
JACK WHY (CRITICAL FUCK YOU)

Eyeball Monster uses Recover...it fails!

>>28559683
Repeatedly punch it!

>>28559683
Impale ruler into the eyeball

>>28559683
I should've paid more attention to the title.
Wake me up.

>>28559683
STAB IT

>>28559692
Suitcase becomes Captain Falcon and nails him again with fire! (CRITICAL)

>>28559693
Glimmer hits it!

>>28559705
Jack misses! Ha! Suck it!

Eyeball Monster uses Recover...it succeeds!

>>28559718
STAB

>>28559718
Punch it into oblivion.

>>28559718
Keep impaling

>>28559721
Jack stabs the Eyeball Monster!

>>28559741
Suitcase punches it once more! It looks quite tattered.

>>28559780
Glimmerfag keeps stabbing!

Eyeball Monster begins to tear up...and explode! The tentacles slowly evaporate as the room shows to be surrounded with zero-gravity machines, to imitate physical floating. A staircase suddenly appears...

Congrats! You have beaten Floor 1!
First Blood: Jack Frost
Final Kill: Glimmerfag
Most Damage: Jack Frost
Luckiest: Jack Frost
Play of the Game: Suitcase (Triple Falcon Punch)

And that will be all for tonight! Stay tuned for Floor 2!
Remember to pay respects to Lawsmen, who should either 1) join the discord, 2) keep in touch at the very least, or 3) be happy wherever he is currently. No matter what, though, feel free to hit F.

>>28559853
F and thanks for the game.

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>>28555124
Sauce of the Southern Sun
I am not dead.