The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: The Slugs are Back in Town

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Norman x Shimmer pls

>>28553366
Jevi Machinger

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Nyx in CHS when?

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>Norman and Shimmer

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>>28555295

Holly fuck bump

any ideas? i'm dry
no lewd, because i suck at lewd

>>28557553
been a long time since we had Scott in the works
what say you?

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>>28557553
>no lewd

>>28557804
i'll see what can i do. writing hipsters isn't my forte since i hate hipsters
i live close to a starbucks

>>28557933
i know, but not everyone has porn 24/7 in their minds

Posting some one-post story prompts/shorts as Pg7 or so bumps when I can think of them.
Might expand on some later.

Sickness
>Flash ran as fast as he could. Glancing behind himself, he barely caught a glimpse of his two pursuers as they rounded a corner after him.
>They were far behind; track paid off. Facing forward again, he runs across the street and into a park.
>Making his way to the restroom building, he stops and quickly looks around.
>The cost is clear. With that done, he hides himself away in the ladies' restroom.
>Taking a moment to catch his breath, Flash slumps over in a stall.
>He didn't understand what was going on. Where was everyone else?
>And why was he being chased? Least of all by those two?
>They had always been like sisters to him. Crazy and oddly affectionate sisters.
>And now something is wrong with them.
>"Flash?"
>His eyes shoot open. They sound close.
>"Flashy? Where are you?" Lyra's voice sings from outside, a tone similar to a mother playing hide-and-seek with her child.
>He starts to panic, heart pounding in his chest as another voice sounds from outside.
>"What are you running for? We only want to talk to you for a little while."
>Bon Bon. Her eerie tone betrayed her words.
>"He gave us the slip..." Lyra sighs.
>"Mm. Oh, well. You know Flash; he'll slip up eventually."
>They share a laugh and it sounds like they're about to leave.
>"Ooh. Wait a minute. Gotta drain some clam juice."
>Flash could practically hear Bon Bon's nose crinkle and her face contort into a sneer. "That's disgusting."
>He almost laughed until he heard footsteps.

>>28558773
>One post short stories
We need these more than long stories. They're always better

Tripfags in Canterlot High

>>28559076
i missed you

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I just finished the 4th movie.

Did Norman move on to another girl already?

>>28559979

That's Celestia's magic shadow clone. She learned ninjutsu just so she could be at two places at once.

Character Theme Bump
I think Stone Sour's "Through Glass" fits Brad's current situation.
Basically having to watch human-Twilight from afar, like she's behind glass and he's basically being denied getting to see pony-Twilight again because "she's in a different world, lol."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLO5hufB6Wo
I like this version the best since it's a bit more fast paced than the original.

>Norman borrows a condom from Brad
>Brad, being mischievous, pokes a small hole in it
>Brad comes home
>Finds Norman banging his mom and accidentally cumming inside because of Brads prank

>>28554420
That's a full-blooded sub-Saharan nigger right there.

>>28555295
>Jabberwock monster-girl.
I like this nigga, he's a likeable nigga.

>>28559527
I'm here every thread baby

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>>28558773
Dime Store Models
>Norman eyes Chloe suspiciously, her hands rubbing together as she smiles.
"What do you want?"
>"Well, the girls at the art club commissioned me to gather up some help."
>Nolan sighs before taking a sip from his tea cup, his gaze falling upon Norman's cousin for a moment before shifting to Flash.
>The rocker shrugs his shoulders. 'Let's hear her out.'
>Nolan rolls his eyes. 'As if that is a good idea.'
>Norman looks at the two; Flash nods at him and Nolan simply stares at his tea.
"What sort of help?"
>Chloe's eyes shine, a dangerous glint hidden behind a chipper smile.
>"Ah, they just need some guys to model for them. No big deal."
>Nolan speaks up, perplexed. "That's it?"
>"Yep."
>"And they /paid/ you for this?"
>"Yep. Not in money, Mister Dolla Dolla. So, don't throw a fit."
>Nolan scoffs.
"Then, what'd they pay you?"
>She smiles mischievously. "Let's just say, I've got some story ideas they're going to pencil out."
>"Why us?"
>"Good question, Flash! They wanted the most attractive guys and I've got pretty good taste, so I chose you three."
>The boys exchange looks and self-satisfied smirks.
>'GOT 'EM!'
>And so they agreed. Chloe leads them to the art room and opens the door.
>"Gentlemen." They walk past her and she closes the door before leaving.
>15 or so girls are there, with Patricia Melody being the only one who they could put a face to.
>She speaks up, pointing to the center of the room where a circle of drawing desks are.
>"Stand there and pose."
>They do so and the girls draw them in silence.
>"Flash?"
>He looks at one of them. "Can you take your jacket off? I can't get a feel for your curves."
>"Ah. Ok." He takes his jacket off. The girl licks her lips.
>"You, too, Norman."
"Uh."
>"Lose the shirt, Nolan!"
>"Excuse me?!"
>The girls start getting rowdy, demanding more clothes be removed.
>Norman gets a sinking feeling.
>Three attractive young men surrounded by faceless, demanding women.
>He knew where this was going.

>>28563066
>That end
Boutta get hot

>>28563066
poor guys. when norman is involved, everything will go saucy

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Who's best cougar

>>28566254

non-canon Fluttermom

>>28566656
that's a milf

>>28566254
ms harshwhinny or chickadee

man, I'd sure kill for one of ND's doodles

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>>28567441
I miss him.

>>28567441
Nayaa is great, but ND really had charm to his work

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>>28568364
Nayaa is perfect, I like ND's autism page doodles.

>>28563066
King of Fighters
>Outside the home of one Norman Normal are two young men:
>The aforementioned Norman and his friend, Flash Sentry.
>Currently, they are practicing some of their fighting techniques on the driveway to a song playing from the garage.
>They exchange several kicks and punches before back-flipping away.
>"Ok," Flash breathes,"I think we got the timing down."
>Norman does a stretch before wiping at the sweat trickling down his brow.
>"We'll qualify for sure," he says, grinning at Flash.
>"Yeah! Can't rest on our laurels, though."
>He looks to a poster hanging in the garage.
>On it is a picture of several world-renowned fighters, one being Shining Armor: Canterlot's homegrown champion.
>[Steel your hearts and set the skies ablaze! Join the King of Fighters tournament!]
>"Not if we want to be like Captain Armor and the Royal Guard."
"And you think you can reach their level?"
>Flash spins around, Norman's attention already on the newcomer: a redhead decked in some upper-class workout apparel.
>"And you are?"
>The youth smiles.
"Nolan North. And you two must be the infamous no-talent rookies."
>"ARA?!" Norman looks to Flash, pointing an accusing finger at Nolan. "You hear that, Flash-senpai?"
>"I heard it, Norman." Flash takes a step towards Nolan, eyes narrowed. "What do you want?"
>Nolan smiles; Flash tenses.
"What I want..."
>He takes a fighting stance.
"...is to test my abilities."
>Flash smirks, arms crossing. Norman chuckles and heads into the garage.
>"This calls for some appropriate music."
>Reaching for the stereo, he pushes a button:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOAj4zAUZNE
>Flash and Nolan just stare at him. Frantically, he switches to another song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piJQHjmxcHw
>Much better.
>"I'll take you on first," Flash says, stretching. Nolan shakes his head.
"No need. 1 on 2 is fine."
>Flash scoffs. "You'll regret that."
>Nolan smiles.
"I doubt it."

boop

>>28570547
Can those in Canterlot High boop? I thought only ponies could boop!?

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>>28569524
Suri a qt

>>28570605
damn straight

>>28572333
nice trips

Get up, damn you!

>>28570605
I can imagine Coco meeting these three for the first time in a fashion similar to Mean Girls despite Rarity not going to CPA.

>Norman witnesses magic
>after a while, he thinks a bit too much into magic
>goes insane
>Anon does as well
>They shoot up the school

>>28576704
>tfw norman tries to save the world from chloe's weabooness
poor lad

>>28561094
>Brad pokes a head in Norman's head
>with a gun

Who would win in a fight: Norman or a robot skeleton bent on killing him? The robot is also waterproof and is carrying an inflatable baseball bat.

>>28578534
my bet it's on the robot, unless norman use purple
in that case, all to norman

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ScottxPonk AGAIN

boop

>>28580721
that's how he leaves her, isn't it?

Danger.

I want Norman to fuck Fluttermom and Fluttershy behind each other's backs

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>>28580721
>Scott and Pinkie finally transcend all relationships
>Completely open relationship where multiple partners are involved in their shenanigans
>Have done every position in the book and have plans to create their own Kamasutra
>Bang almost twice a day, anywhere and anytime

>>28584494
>Norman and Fluttershy have their fun in secret while her parents watch TV directly below them
>Finally finish after 2 hours and fall asleep
>Fluttershys Mom sneaks in to wake Norman
>It's her turn now
>They leave and have their affair right outside the doors of the Fluttershys room and the Master Bedroom
>They've done it more with one another in secret than Norman has with Fluttershy

Up.

>be norman
>god, your life is hell
>suffer a purple witch, get raped by a bacon slut, your love doesn't even acknowledge your existance
>what i give to pass this burden to another guy
----+----
>be nolan
>god, your life is hell
>suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls
>what i give to pass this burden to another guy

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>>28586597
>lunch time
>only two seats, and the richest kid it's next to you
"hey north"
>"hey norm"
>you both take a seat
"how's your day?"
>"perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
"man, you are lucky. you have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
>"no man, you are the lucky one. you can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
"you are saying it like if your life is bad"
>"it is, trust me"
"nah man. you are joking. my life is bad compared to yours"
>"i'm serious. your life it's better than mine"
"no you"
>"no you"
"no you"
>"no you"
"no you"
>"quit it. i could give you my life if i had a chance"
"and i gladly would accept"
>after lunch, it hits both of you
>both: "hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
>....
"sure"
>"nice"
>both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while nolan gives you a wig
"you sure no one will notice?"
>"as long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
" 'kay..... wait, bumps?"
>"like, bumping into us. we should be okay if no one gets close"
"perfect"

>>28586640
which day you want to see first? norman or nolan?

>>28586651
Nolans day

>>28586700
Normal North's day
>you go to norman's class. today is Chemistry
>in the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group
>today is twilight and rarity paired with you
>should be easy
>"hi norman. are you ready?"
"sure thing twilight"
>the girls look at you shocked
>>"dear, are you ok?"
"sure, why?"
>"you always call me purple..."
>shit, you forgot!
"right p-purple. i was just... you know... speaking and stuff"
>they still eye you suspiciously
>mostly rarity. maybe she knows
>the class today is simple. just mix some stuff, and note the reactions
"purple, can you handle the quimics? i'll get my notepad"
>"sure thing norman"
>>"norman, are you sure she can handle them?"
"i'm sure. she is really smart. what's the worst that could happen?"
>5 minutes later
>"GROAAARRR!!!!"
"nobody move. i got this!"
>you jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals
>moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes
>all the class cheers about your heroism
>now you understand why norman doesn't let twilight touch anything
>"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!"
>"WE ARE SAVED!"
>"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!"
>looks like dad's lesson to make koma worked out in the end
>"norman, i'm so sorry. i didn't though this would happen"
"don't worry. everyone makes mistakes purple"
>she looks at you scared
>oh shit! right!
"i mean- dammit purple, you always messing up things!"
>somehow, she looks more calm
"whatever. just stop fuck things up"
>>"oh, norman! you are our hero! how could i ever repay you?"
>well, the day was good, norman can live with the glory
"well... i always been asking if.... i don't know... meeting together and..... hangout or something.."
>you try to sound as meek as possible
>it work. thanks actor classes
>>"a... date? oh dear. i though you will never ask me for something like that"
"what can i say. for a normal guy, i'm full of surprises"
>>"teehee, fine. can be this week?"
"friday at 18:00? i'll pick you up"
>>"how kind. sure thing darling"
"great"

>>28586902
Going home
>well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you
>instead, you have a purple curious girl
>"norman, i really sorry"
"stop worrying purple. we are alive. i guess i was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right"
>she looks sad
"... then again, chemistry is hard"
>you look at the school's parking
>tim is kind of shocked. why? he usually is taking a nap in the school's infirmary
>wait
"you know purple, i'll give you a second chance. you can guide me to my house"
>her eyes lit up
>"don't worry norman, i won't fail now!"
>after you two reach norman's car, she guides you until both reach norman's place
>she looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where norman lives, but whatever
>"how did i do norman? i pass?"
"yes you did purple. don't worry"
>as you get close, you see a man in the door
>norman's dad: chief of police, Nobert Normal
>>"there is my champ! how was school?"
"fine mr-.... dad"
>>"nice. what about you twilight?"
>"was really good! norman save us today against a chemical monster"
>>"it's that true"
>you made signs to your "dad", saying like twilight has a big imagination
>>"oh. good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. grandma's recipe"
>you go inside norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon
>your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got
>twilight spoke about the monster and how you save all the school
>after that, you felt happy
>how can norman hate all this? his family is here, purple isn't as bad as he made her sound, and his games catalog is amazing
>who will be mad? not you, that's for sure
>night reaches quickly. purple.... heh, you are like norman
>whatever, purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD
>norman will kill you if you didn't kept his ranking on top

>>28586932
Dinner
>dinner was pretty simple
>ms. normal made some rice with chicken
>each time you taked a bite, the "happy" feeling came back
>you stopped for a minute to see around you
>family is together.
>laughing
>having a good time
>being together
>....
"hey mom, i'm not so hungry. can i leave the table?"
>"are you sure? today is pudding night"
"yeah. i'm just a little tired today"
>"fine honey"
>you go to norman's room
>you start to tear up a bit
>why are you crying? you only see norman's family together
>no, you are wrong. you saw a family together.
>most of time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home
>but today it was different. you had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it
>you had a family for a moment
>.... maybe you should give norman his life before this take a tool on you
>you go to norman's bed, and try give your head some rest
>maybe tomorrow you can talk with him
>....
>*ring**ring*...*ring**ring*
>norman's phone
*click* "hello?"
>"FAG!"
"wha- flash, it's that you?"
>"yeah! and since when you call me flash, N?"
"why are you calling me a fag?"
>"i don't know. i felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid"
"whatever brad, stop drinking. it makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening"
>"fine. sorry bro"
"have a nice weekend man"
*click*

norman's day next

>>28586937
Nolan Norman's day
>after the clothing change, you go to nolan's class
>today is cooking
>god, how are you going to mimic nolan's awful meals?
>don't worry, you just have to pretend you don't know what you are doing. they maybe just leave you wash the dishes
>you reach the classroom, and everyone is already preparing their utensils
>everyone looks at you
>you can testify someone made a holy cross sign
>doesn't matter, you go to your seat
>Timothy Typhoon is there
>"uh... boss, could i cook this time? i know you like cooking a lot but-"
"sure thing, Tim"
>he is mute for a while, and then starts to tear up
"umm... tim, did i said something-"
>he hugs you
>"i'm not going to die today *sniff* thanks boss"
"uhhh.... okay, just stop crying"
>you comfort him
>the rest of the class is normal. Tim was really happy when he made the recipe

>>28586966
Drama reunion
>most of the classes were calm, but today is the meeting of the Drama club
>you don't hate it, but all their shows are a big bore
>don't worry, if you don't fall asleep, maybe they will believe you are nolan
>you get inside the classroom, and everyone is already discussing the next play
>Sophisticata now looks calm
>"thank heavens, nolan. where were you?"
"sorry, i just got a little side-tracked. man stuff"
>"whatever, we were just trying to think about the play. i don't know if we should make do Romeo & Juliet, or Macbet"
"i think both are boring"
>all the club looks at you. shit
"what i wanted to say is..... they are very..... expected. we should make a new play"
>all the club starts thinking about it
>"of course! why i didn't think about it before? a new play for the drama club. we can do more than shakespeare"
>she gets too close to you
>"Nolan! you are a..... a...."
"...yes?"
>"a.... very smart man...."
>she still looks at your eyes
"Sophie, personal space"
>"huh? oh, sorry!"
>she walks back while all the club laughs
>"fine! anyway.... any ideas for a play?"
>everyone is saying animals here, living things that, but you have a neat idea. what's better, you are already playing it!
"what about two people changing lifes for a weekend?"
>"perfect! that should be good for this next friday. okay club, session dismissed"
>everyone leaves the classroom, and you go to the school's parking lot
>Nolan has his own car, so he drives home by himself

>>28586979
Tim and Nolan
>you go to the car, but you see tim shocked
"tim, what happened?"
>"boss, all the weekends i was suffering a mini-coma since you started to go to the cooking class. but today, that changed. today i cook"
"so?"
>"i had free time"
"and?"
>"i don't know what to do"
"..... you are kidding"
>"i wish i was"
"man, you don't have your family?"
>"yeah, but.... i guess we just accomodated that i was in the coma that everyone is doing something while i fight back"
>wow nolan, you really are a devil
"okay. what if you drive me home?"
>"sure thing boss"
>he grabs the keys, and takes you to your "home"

>>28586994
Nolan's home
"hi mom! hi dad!"
>tim looks at you strange
>"boss, your family is out of town. remember?"
"oh, yeah. i think i felt a little homesick you know"
>"okay boss"
>.....
>tim is still standing like waiting for an order
"man, are you sure you are okay?"
>"um, yeah. it's just... i guess i'm not used to have free time the fridays, you know?"
"well... if you are free, why we don't kill time here at home? i bet some of the games here would be 2-players"
>"killing time with the boss.... sounds good"
"okay, there must be an xbox around"
>for the rest of the evening, you and tim been playing games and kill some rounds in the shooting gallery
>he is really cool to be honest. he talks a lot about his dad, when he plays with his two little brothers, and when he can chat with her sister naomi
>you guess under that human rock lays a soft heart
>anyway, night comes quickly, and he leaves to his house
>you lend him one of "your" rides. he'll take good care of it
>oh yeah, bedtime
>you open the door, and six women are laying on your bed with sexy lingery
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
>girls: "hi nooly~~~"
"whoa! eh.... so, ladies, how is going?"
>"well mister Nolan, we were really bored and we though if you knew something "fun" to do"
>hamanahamanahamana. NO!
>if nolan knows you make him cheat his girl, your head will be in a silver platter
"i... think i know something"
>you check the room quickly, and see the eject button
"time to do like a check, and BOUNCE"
>you press the button, making all the girls flying to the hotel next to your house
>dear god, brad would call you a fag right now.
>anyway, bed time. tomorrow will be better. you wonder why Nolan hates his life

>>28587009
i'll post the weekend after some time later. it's not finished yet

>>28570538
The Worst
P1
>...
>It was about 6:30pm when Flash Sentry and his camaro pulled into Twilight Sparkle's driveway.
>He looks up, the windshield a bit distorted from the light drizzle of rain, and spots a light on.
>Recognizing it as coming from Twilight's room, he smiles and steps out of his car.
>Foregoing his usual attire, Flash was decked in black slacks and shoes, and wore a dark blue jacket with his lightning and shield crest on its back.
>Beneath the jacket, he wore a simple, white button-up shirt.
>Perfect for theater-wear.
>Stepping onto the porch, Flash gives the doorbell two rings.
>Seconds pass by... and nothing happens.
>He frowns before ringing the doorbell twice more. He hears a noise to his left.
>His attention snapping, he looks over the bushes before stepping back and looking up at Twilight's window.
>Barely, he could make out a shadow being cast on the blinds.
>He squints, but can't see into the room from where he stood.
>Click!
>His attention turning back to the door, Flash quickly combs through his hair and straightens his posture.
>Smiling, he waits for the door to open.
>Seconds pass by... He frowns and slowly reaches for the door.
>As he twists and pushes at the knob, it opens.
"Twilight?"
>He looks about the living room. There's a lamp on, providing just enough light to see.
>But every other light is out.
"Twilight? You, uh, ready to go?"
>He steps into the house, letting the door close behind him.
>Several taps sound from above him.
>Heading towards the stairs, he flips on the lights and ascends.
>He pauses for a moment as her hears humming.
"Twilight?"
>The humming stops. He takes another step up, and the stair lights suddenly turn off.
>Tensing up for a moment, his grip on the guardrail tightening, Flash takes in a deep breath.
"Very funny, Twilight."
>He chuckles. Or at least tries. It comes out more as nervous coughing.
>With the lights off, he could barely make out a faint glow from around the corner.

>>28587492
P2
>Completing his ascension, Flash sees that the glow is coming from Twilight's room, her door slightly ajar.
>"Twilight. C-come on. We gotta go."
>He says as he draws closer to her room.
>No response. He reaches for the door.
>The humming resumes.
>He gives it two knocks.
"Are you decent, Twilight?"
>He hears a husky chuckle. "Better than decent."
>Feeling a bit more at ease, he opens the door.
>But no one is there. Confused, he steps further into the room.
>The door slams behind him.
>He spins around only to be thrown across the room, his back slamming into the window sill.
>Reeling from the pain, his eyes slam shut as he barely manages to stay standing, using the sill as support.
>His breath hitches as he feels something soft caress his face. The pain dulling, his eyes open and he sees her.
>Wild hair, dark purple skin, and eyes shining with a light-blue hue.
>"I'm fantastic!"
>He feels the touch again, his eyes drawn to the black wings extending from her back.
>Glancing to his left, he sees the right one is stroking his cheek.
>"Flashy..." The wing slithers behind his head before it forces him to look 'Twilight' in the eyes.
>"Do you," she whispers, eyes half-lidding as her lips curl into a dangerous smirk, "like my new look?"
>She pulls away and does a pose, her wing wrapping around Flash.
>His heart beating fast, uncertain and fearful of her intentions, he looks her over.
>She wore a strapless dress, its colors matching her hair's, that hung rather low on her chest.
>He couldn't help but let his eyes linger at the base of her neck, his face flushing despite himself.
>The wing tightened a bit, snapping him out of his gaze and his eyes drift lower.
>Until...
>He lets out a bloodcurdling scream; 'Twilight' responds with a cruel laugh.
>He saw them.
>Bright. Green. Ugg boots!
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSE?!?"
>...
>Everyone stares at Rarity.
>Her eyes dart around, a faltering smile on her face.
"Ahem. Well, would anyone else care to share a story?"
END

>>28587777
nice ending, and nice quads
great job

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>>28553366
>remember
>2013

boop

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>>28588964
>ywn discover that one Normal Skinned BC for the first time
I WANT TO GO BACK

night

Valhalen's hair is probably the source of his power.

In the way.

>>28592014
What power?
He's kind of a deadbeat

>>28584646
Someone please

>testing the fire alarms in my apartment complex
>hear a high pitched noise come out of my wall every few minutes
ASSHOLES!

weekend is done

>be norman
>weekend has arrived, so that means parties
>as you heard, the saints love parties, so the guys must be open any minute
>you open the door, but you see a man behind
>"good morning mr. north, we need to start right away with your training"
"training? no way. weekends means parties"
>"good to see a young saint living like the boss, but as for now, you'll need to be ready when shit hits the fan. we must go to the dojo"
"awww. bummer"
>"don't blame me, blame your dad"
>the man walk aways while you check nolan's wardrobe. he must have some training clothes

---+---

>be nolan
>it's saturday, so maybe you should train some of the saints's moves
>but to be honest, you don't feel like doing something
>the lack of family at your house hit you hard yesterday
>you know the deal was the whole weekend, but maybe you can't take it
>maybe norman won't be so mad if you let him pass the day in the manor
>you open the door, and smell pancakes
>her mother must made them
>you go downstairs, and see twilight and norman's mom
>"norman look! your mom teach me how to make pancakes with my human hands"
"that's.... that's good purple"
>both girls look really happy
>damn, you hope the time pass faster so you can go to your crib before people knows you aren't norman

>>28596751
>be norman
>the training is insane
>you just started the day, and you had to almost fight just to pass the first hour
>"now young nort, we are going to the next exercise"
"can i.... *wheeze*... take a break?"
>"next hour. now, to the next move. this is perfect against female enemies"
"what's does that-"
>before you manage to finish, he grabs your hand and makes you touch his balls
"WHAT TH-"
>again, before you finish, he grabs your arm, twist it, kick your leg making you losing your balance, and grabs your neck dropping you
>"you are dead. be more awake next time"
"ugh.... got it"
>*WHAM**WHAM*...*WHAM**WHAM*
"uh? what's with the alarm?"
"young north, prepare yourself. one of the OGs is in danger"
>the house's workers left everything they were doing and started to grab guns and bulletproof vest
>before you got anything to say, you had a vest and an AK
"wait! i never had to fight!"
>"we know, but now we are the only team nearby. the target is moving in a steel safe"
"can we just.... catch them in the move?"
>"too late. he is in tartarus's maximun security facility already. we need to get inside and recover the target"
>oh fuck, you are dead
>nolan, i need your help now!

>>28596762
"purple, this pancakes are really good"
>"thanks norman! i actually was scared because i never made pancakes without magic"
>everyone share a laugh in the house
>*riiiiiing**riiiiiing*
>your "father" goes to the living
>>"normal residence. mr normal speaking"
>.....
>>"what? and how many are going?"
>.....
>>"fine. i'm on my way"
>he hangs up the phone
>>>"what happened dear?"
>>"the saints. our man inside said they are going to go inside the prison a get *him*"
>>>"oh heavens. dear, you can't-"
>>"i'll be okay. the guys will cover me too"
>mrs normal hugs her husband
>>>"but what if...?"
>>"shhhh.... i know.... and i will comeback"
>he takes his keys and leaves the house
"mom, what's happening?"
>>"your father is..... he is going to... saints..."
>she walks away crying
>"norman, what is going on?"
"i think i know, but if my guess is right, we are in deep shit"

>>28596767
"fuck! nolan doesn't answer!"
>"what are going to do?"
"i guess i'll start with the beginning, but i'll make another call first"
>after a short time, tim comes to norman's
>>"boss i came as fast as i.... norman! this isn't funny!"
>you remove your wig
"no time to explain tim. tartarus's prison"
>he is shocked, but as a good soldier starts driving
>>"what the fuck boss?"
"an agreement with norman, but i never though shit would hit the fan"
>>"and where he is now?"
"with his luck, in an armored car acting like a turret and go inside the prison"
>>"shit, talk about doomed"
"this car has any heat?"
>>"in the back. some M4's and a few mags"
"armor?"
>>"none"
"so, guns-blazin' with high chance of getting shot. great"
>>"boss, i'm sorry but you shouldn't change your dangerous lifestyle in the first place"
"whatever. we are getting norman out, i won't let that family crush"
>>"crush?"
"officer N is there too. if things get really ugly, he won't walk away"
>>"it's already ugly. our team is in a prison"
"more reasons to go faster!"
>you step harder on the gas, you have to make it in time

>>28596776
>be norman, inside an armored car
"are you guys sure this is the only way?!"
>"yeah! the guards have watch towers with RPGs! and the underground is reinforced with 30 plates of 1' inch titanium!"
"so why the main gate?!"
>"they change the door after 1 decade! today is the day! we only have one chance!"
>you see through the small window
>the big gates are being removed, leaving a very open entrance
"i think i have an idea"
everyone: "WHAT?!"
"my.... uh... friend! his father is a cop and he was given a tour through the prison. they will have a hard time trying to get our big guy inside!"
>everyone is looking at you quite incredulous
"if he just arrive in a big container, he probably still in the bay!"
>pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework
>"yes.... it makes sense"
>>"he just arrive a couple of minutes, and he is quite big"
>>>"it could lower the body count"
>"okay boss, we'll go into the bay. now the thing is trying to get the guy out"
>you can't believe it, it work!
>"the main issue is opening the bay"
"i think i can handle that. we just have to avoid gunfire"
>>"impossible"
"what?! why?"
>>"we're going in"
>the car crashes, and the alarm goes out
>"MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"

>>28596781
>you are nolan
>and you just arrived to see the car crashing inside
"fuck! tim, get the guns"
>"alright boss"
>both of you take the rifles and take down 4 guards outside
"that'll give us some time. we need to get norman out"
>"don't forget-"
"i know! norman must know this prison"
>you and tim goes inside, and see 4 saints fighting against the guards
>one is just covering scared
"norman!"
>>"nolan! thanks god!"
>the saints turn around and see you
>"boss?!"
>"what the hell?!"
>"he has a twin?!"
>you and tim take cover
"norman, we need to get our man out now!"
>>"yes! he must be at the bay. the control panel is next room!"
"i'll cover you"
>>"fuck you! i'm not going out!"
"if we don't get out, we are done! take me to the control panel!"
>>"fine!"
>you and norman run next door, leaving the crew behind

>>28596888
"hey norm, you have a nice family"
>"nolan, it's not the time"
"whatever, i just wanted to get that out in case we don't make it"
>"don't say that!"
"yeah, yeah. you find the swith?"
>"wait... here!"
>another alarm goes off, opening the docking bay
>inside a giant steel safe is guarded by a few cops
>the saints attack without mercy
"fuck! i forgot!"
>"what did you forget?"
>you run as fast as you can, and check the officers
>norman's dad was there, but all the cops were only unconcious
>thank god for bulletproof vests
>"nolan, what.....?"
"don't be scared, he is only out. he's breathing"
>>"boss, we have to hurry. move away"
>you ask norman to help you with his dad, and retreat
"don't worry man, i'll be back quickly"

>>28596899
>be norman
>you are somewhat relieve your father is alive, but now everything is crazy
>you cover your dad, and go back with the saints
>"norman? are you okay?"
"yeah..... i left my dad in a safe place"
>"i understand if you step back. i'll help you to get out of jail"
"nah, i don't want to leave my dad, but he wouldn't be happy if he knows i was with you on the attack"
>"i see...."
>>>"clear"
>the saints open the safe
>a giant human is inside?!
>"uncle oleg!"
>>"aquiles!"
>uncle?!
"waitwaitwait..... that.... man is your..... uncle?"
>nolan hugs the giant
>"sort off. he taked care of me when i was a little boy"
>>"you weren't little aquiles. you were a titan in training. and now, look at you"
>they keep hugging for a little while
"uhhhh... nolan? we are still in jail"
>"oh shit, right! uncle, we need your help"
>>"everyone behind me, we just need a car"

>>28596910
>the giant shrugged off all the bullets of the guards when he was running to a pick-up truck
>some saints get inside a cop car, you and nolan got into the truck with tim
>"tim get us out of here!"
>>"on it boss!"
>some cop cars are following the truck
"fuck!"
>"norman, do something!"
"i don't know what to do!"
>>"shot at them!"
"what?! no!"
>"tim told me you two had a few rounds! do it now!"
"goddammit nolan!"
>you take the M4 and shot to the tires
>one car got hitted, and drives away blocking the other cop cars
"hit' em!"
>"great! tim, get us somewhere safe!"
>>"the closest safehouse are 2 miles away"
>"hit the gas then!"
>he goes faster

>>28596910
>after a while, the truck stops in front of a warehouse
>nolan speaks with the giant, and both go inside
>a small time later, he comesback with different clothes
>"hey"
"so..... thanks for saving me and not kill my dad"
>"no, i don't deserve it. i put your life at risk, and my crew almost take out your father"
"but it's good the saints don't use piercing ammo"
>"i guess...."
>*ring*...*ring*
"hello?...... yeah, i'm fine.... no, i'm not at home. with a friend...... i'll let her know"
>"your dad?"
"yeah. he is fine, he'll be back tomorrow"
>"good.... uh, norman?"
"hm?"
>"i know it's kind of out, but can you speak with twilight? i think she'll say it better than myself. ask her about my request"
"will do, and nolan..."
>"yes?"
"hang out with tim more time. he was happy when he told me about his family"
>"i'll.... keep it in mind. see you at school"
>you walk away
"holla at your uncle"

>>28596994
epilogue
>at school
>life is shit, but you guess you can't really complain
>"walk in another man's shoes" have a better meaning for you now
>speaking of that
>"hey norm"
"hey nol"
>"so, you talked with twilight"
"yup, purple told me a few things, and your request"
>"if it's too much, i understand"
"nah, it's okay. your people really gives you the cold shoulder"
>"thanks..... how's your dad?"
"fine. he only got hit, but no wound. mom was very happy when he comeback"
>"good.... i'll talk to you later"
>he goes away
"he's a good kid"
>>"norman"
"shimmer"
>>"i have request"
"no"
>she grab you by the balls
>>"i said-"
"NO!"
>you repeat the same moves nolan's master did, but instead of throw her to the ground, you shove her inside the locker
>>"what?! norman get me out of here!"
"oh, really? it's not like we have an important exam so we don't spend 2 weekends helping proffesor doodle with the history's subject program"
>>"norman you are dead!"
"i know, but hey: 2 weekends"
>you leave sunset

>>28593910
The power of the Deadbeat? Able to drum out a song at the drop of a hat.

>>28600325
>Sunset Shimmer: the cereal rapist.

>>28600956
How would that work?

>>28601697
Why she just splashes Norman's cock into her bowl of cereal against his consent

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>>28553366
MS with pony sprites when?

>>28587777
Balanced Breakfast
P1
>[Ding! Ding!]
>With a yawn, Flash makes his way to the front door of his home, early morning lethargy causing his feet to drag.
>[Dingdingdingdingding!]
>Grimacing, he shakes his head and opens the door.
"Morning, Sunset Shimmer."
>She frowns at him, arms crossed and foot tapping the ground loudly.
>"What took you so long," she growls, pushing past him, "Do you know what day it is?"
>"One of the ones ending in 'y'?"
>She spins around, fire ready to spill from her mouth.
>Before she can get a shot of, though, Flash raises one of his hands.
"Yes, Sunset. I remember. You reminded me a /million/ times this week."
>The fire dissipates. She looks him over, eyes lingering on his hamster themed pajama bottoms.
>"You're not even dressed."
"That's my line. You said we should go at 8. It's 6."
>"/Be there/ at 8!"
"The /point/ is that I thought I had some time before you showed up."
>She stares at him. "Well, we're leaving at 7."
>His eyes widen in disbelief.
"Why???"
>"To beat the lines."
'This is insane.'
"Sunset Shimmer, there's no point in doing that! You already paid for the clothes-"
>"I'm not waiting all day just to get them, Flash!"
>He opens his mouth to speak, but a thought dawns on him.
>She knows what he's going to say; that expectant look in her eyes tells him as much.
>"Well," she asks, nonchalantly looking over her nails, "I'm waiting."
>Sighing, he runs a hand through his hair.
"I'll wait for you."
>Smiling, Sunset steps towards him, planting a kiss on his cheek. "Good boy! Now, get dressed."
>Grumbling, Flash begins to make his way upstairs.
"I'm gonna take a shower. Stay down here. My folks are upstairs and I don't want you getting into a fight with my mom again."
>"It's not my fault she wants to pick on me despite the fact I haven't done anything wrong."
>Flash shakes his head.
"I'll be back in a few minutes."

>>28604870
P2
>"20 minutes is not 'a few,' Flash," Sunset says, eyes narrowing on Flash as he descended the stairs.
>Sans his jacket, he was dressed in his usual attire and looking a bit more awake now.
>Ignoring her, he heads into the kitchen and starts to fix up his breakfast:
>A glass of orange juice, scrambled eggs, a bagel with cream cheese, and a bowl of cereal.
>As he does this, he can feel Sunset staring at him. With a sigh, he turns around.
>As expected, she is staring (peeking) at him from around a corner.
"Would you like some?"
>"No," she sneers before walking over to the living room couch and plopping down on it..
>He decides to make her a plate anyways.
>6:40 rolls around and Flash sets the near complete set of food and drinks on the kitchen table.
>The last items on the list are the cereal. He pours Sunset a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
>But for himself, he pours out the last bits of Fruity Dyno-Bites: marshmellowy, sugary goodness.
>Taking a seat, he begins eating. Sunset joins him not long after, grumbling about how she didn't want anything.
>Other than that, they eat in relative silence.
>"It's almost 7."
>He glances at her. Her plate is clear.
"We're not leaving until I finish my cereal."
>She stares at him. He expected more of a fight.
>Shrugging his shoulders, he pours the milk in and begins eating.
>"Flashy..."
>His ears perk up. Sunset rarely cooed at him.
"Yeah?"
>She looks at him, eyes half-lidded with a smile on her face. "Let me have some."
"...My /cereal/?"
>She nods.
"No."
>The smile disappears. "Come on! Don't be greedy."
"You already ate yours."
>"I just want a taste, Flash. It's not going to kill you."
>He grimaces, but begrudgingly relents.
"One bite."

>>28605310
P3
>She smiles before snatching the bowl away.
>"Hello there," she says, staring at the cereal. "Mm. Don't you look nice."
>He raises an eyebrow; she glances at him, a dark smile on her face.
>"Oh, Flash? He let me have you," she whispers, "Said I could taste as much of you as I wanted."
"What are you...?"
>"And I intend to do just that!"
>She violently stabs her spoon into the bowl's depths, a bit of milk splashing out, and scoops out the crisp, yet moist, flakes of sugary goodness.
>And then she EATS THEM!
>"Mmm!" She looks to Flash, chewing in an exaggerated manner, "MMMM!"
"Sunset."
>He didn't like where this was going.
>She swallows audibly, smacking her lips.
>"Mm. Oh, what was Flash thinking passing up on you? I can't have just /one/ bite."
>Glancing at Flash again, her sinister smile returns, "I have to have the whole thing."
'No...'
>She dives in again, taking another scoop and chowing down on it as well.
"Stop!"
>He reaches for the bowl. She glares at him. "Or what? Just sit there and watch, Flash."
>Turning her attention back to the bowl, her smile returns. "I'm trying to enjoy my meal."
>With clenched fists, he watched the violent scooping.
>Through gritted teeth, he listened to the rhythmic crunching noises and moans.
>And through misty eyes, he watched as Sunset made a mess of the table which he'd have to clean up later.
>"Mm... Sho good..." Sunset groans as she finishes up, bathing in the afterglow of her binge.
>Taking a napkin, she wipes her face and stands up. "Cereal's finished; breakfast is over; let's go now."
>Flash just stares at the empty bowl. She rolls her eyes. "I left you some, you big baby. Hurry up, I'll be waiting outside."
>As she leaves, Flash pulls the bowl closer. With a grimace, he takes note of the state of the bowl's contents.
'Barely enough for one scoop...'
>He gets up and pours it into the sink, washing it down the drain. He wasn't going to have her dirty leftovers.
'You won't get away with this, Shimmer!'
END

>>28605816
poor marshmellow cereal. you won't be forgotten

boop

>>28606781
Norman banging all the women shown while the dad sits in the living room wondering where they went

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>tfw barely any good female-on-male rape greens that aren't basically >>>>>>rape aka femdom or ball-busting bdsm

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>>28611840
>Tfw no older women basically forcing high school teens into lewd acts
ScottxPonk was suppose to be thicc Pinkie forcing herself onto gayboy Scott, breaking his mind and becoming her living dildo.
But nah idk what we got

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>We never got Norman x The Dazzlings
>They'll never compete to see who can deepthroat him the furthest using their lipstick smears to measure

>>28611840

Why would rape not be rape?

>>28612857
It's not that it's not rape, it's that it's >>>>rape.

I'm just not interested in the sort of rape story that something like, for example, Flutterape goes for: ponies want to have sex with Anon and Anon pretends to not want to have sex with them because he's tired of having sex with them. Not always true, sometimes Anon just doesn't want to have sex with ponies.

The point is that I'm not interested in the sort of soft female-on-male rape that those stories always revolve around.
Too much wish-fulfillment. Doesn't actually feel genuine, especially since they're more or less comedy stories.

Outside of the Flutterape-type stuff, there's the ball-busting, beating rape. I can't fap to that. Specifically the ball-busting part.

I'm basically looking for f-o-m rape stories similar in tone to "First Time's the Harm," not "Sunset Shimmer Vs You."
It doesn't even have to be something I can fap to.

>>28614689

Like when Norman was raped by the dazzlings and they took pictures of it as blackmail?

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>>28614689
So legit rape against Norm
I vote Celestia kissing him against the corner of her office

>>28614839
I don't know. Could you link to the paste of that story or name drop it?
If it's like "The Shimmering," then probably.

>>28615190

it was a thread bumper Kuro made once, it was a single post oneshot, so it's proably lost forever. Not gonna look for it, it wasn't that interesting, but it sure was different.

>>28615190
>The Shimmering
>Dominating locker rape from the schools top dog
>Leads into a lust filled relationship of primal sex while he's still in a real relationship with Naomi
>Dumps Naomi for Shimmer
>Lead further into other girls fawning over Norman's skills and continued his reluctant sex life
It was the perfect universe

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Lewd pls

>>28617698
>>28612733
>>28606781
>>28619382
Shall I?

>>28620380
Just do it who's gunna say no
Bring us back to the "awkward teenage love" roots

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What did she say, /nn/

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>>28622283
Benis

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Nayaa or someone pls draw this
Any character really as long as they're relevant

>>28622082
that had to hurt

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>>28624187
>Mary with two joints on each hand

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>>28625001
>Mary will never exhale smoke into your mouth while kissing

boop

>>28620885
give me a little bit of time Anon.
I promise to deliver, just hang in there

>>28627216
Thanks

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>the show writers are super vague about the ages of Twilight and friends.
>they could possibly be in their early thirties or twenties based on some lines/evidence and >horse years
>mfw Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle are basically old mares that get transformed into nubile teens and hunt after teenage males
>mfw they're cradle robbers

>>28632112

>Purple only pretends to be innocent, while internally laughing because she gives Norman a boner every time she appears naked in his room.
>She loves listening to him masturbating at night

>>28632239
>Whispers in his ears at night
>Sneaks into his bed next to him in the middle of the night
>Plays it off as "I'm cold.."

boop

>Mane 6 sleepover
>Norman ignoring the lame ass girls to play vidya in the main living room with friends online
>Each girl goes to "the bathroom" one at a time
>Actually go to bang Norman as the noises travel through his mic to the game lobby
>Each girl thinks they're the only ones to do it
Someone pls

>Sunset Satan can turn anyone into her slave through black magic

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>>28635461
interesting idea

boop

>You'll never be Norman and fuck the girls in their costumes

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>top 10 saddest anime deaths of 2016
>thumbnail is a picture of Norman

Page 9, take a hike, you swine.

Cute dating one shots of Norman and Celestia dating pls

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>Check out Loud House thread on /co/
>Nayaa art up the wazoo

>>28644249
i'll see what i can do

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>tfw writing a green but Windows decides to be an asshole and automatically updates/restarts my computer
>have to write it all over again

>>28646084
keep going man. you can do it

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Mary was best end

>>28648847
We need proper ScottxPonk.
The others were too short and didn't have Scott resist Pinkies advances

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>"Norman," Chloe begins, drawing her cousin's attention, "Why do you play those stupid Calla Doody games?"

>>28644427
I keep saying I'll drop some bills for him. Clearly he wants no Brony Bucks

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>Norman goes to Fluttershy for help because he feels like he'll never be loved for more than his dong

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Lazy Coloring.

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See if you guys can color better.

>>28651555
neat trips

>>28644249

>Be Luna Equestrie.
>At home, enjoying some video games while your sister sets camp in the bathroom.
>The satisfying sound of a perfect parry graces your ears as your avatar delivers a vicious downward blow upon your foolish opponent, effectively bissecting this overconfident knave right down the middle.
>These foul Imperialists are not getting your relic today.
>Suddenly the doorbell rings.
>Of course, on your off day of all days.
>You hit your "GG" shortcut and make sure to cancel PvP before leaving the controller on the table and walking to the door.
>You are not surprised to see this now familiar washed green beanie and the simple fact that it is him instead of anyone else wipes away your slightly annoyed frown.
>It's only after he greets you that you realize how tall he has grown.
>"Goodafternoon, Miss Luna."
>/Miss/ Luna.
>Not Vice-Principal Luna.
>After all, he isn't a student anymore.
>His smile is bright and cheerful, but you recognize that hint of nervousness.
>Of course, calling you "Miss Luna" is still kinda weird.
>Sooner or later, you expect the title to change again.
"Come in Norman. May I offer you a drink? I fear Sister is far from done with her preparations."
>How long as it been since you've seen her so excited?
>Well, you remember quite clearly the day before their 1st date.
>That's pretty close, but definitely not the level "Sings Sapphire Shores while cooking breakfast and opera under the shower".
>He politely asks for a glass of water and follow you in the kitchen.
>"I hope I didn't interrupt you. I can wait outside."
>Always the careful type, isn't he?
"Perhaps. Come, the living room is more comfortable."
>Usually, you are never letting anyone see you enjoying some gaming time. However in this case there is no real point, he is already well aware, may as well indulge.
>"Oh, you were playing Realms of Fate? Is it good?"
>You have to admit, it is pleasant to share your hobby with someone.

>>28652026
keep going rain

>>28652405
Hold your horses, I'm at work here, need to be stealthy...

>>28652026

"It is enjoyable. If you have your NPSX on you, I wouldn't mind starting a co-op mode."
>You are not going to admit it, but you were curious to try that for a long while, but you didn't dare ask Celestia. Who knew what kind of teasing she could come up with...
>You see him glance towards the balcony leading to the bedrooms and the bathroom.
>Before letting himself be tempted, fishing his half-phone/half-console from his jacket.
>"Alright, I admit my weakness. But don't you dare try and keep me here too long, as soon as Celestia's ready, we're off."
"Agree, the sooner you leave, the sooner I'll be able to enjoy myself."
>He smiles at your friendly jab as you synch his hardware with yours.
>The 2 of you complete your avatars creations while doing idle chatter, he asks a couple questions around the contents of the game, he inquires about the school and how was the latest board meeting. You suspect Celly must have told that you hated those.
>Eventualy, as you finally recognize the door to the first Boss' room, you hear the unmistakable sound of the bathroom door swinging open too quickly and the pitter patter of your sister's naked feet on the floorboard.
>The young man turns his head to an almost 180° but she was too fast for him, by the time his gaze was locked upon the balcony, she had already disappeared in her own room, a fact confirmed by the sounds of drawers being violently openend, then a wardrobe, open, then furiously shut.
>It is only when the young man begins to ask if we should worry that you realize (too late) what's the next step.
"Luna! Have you seen my black silk and lace underwear? The one with the little hearts that just drive him..."
>Her voice trails off.
>You don't need to turn around.

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>>28652026
>"after all he isn't a student anymore"

>>28652692
GET THE UNDERWEAR

boop

>>28652790
That's one disapproving JoJoFace...

>>28653456
There is no time! Fanservice is happening!


>>28652692

>You know she is stark naked, droplets of water still clinging to her milky white skin, leaning on the balcony, her mane of rainbow hair dropping like a wet curtain on the side of her face, her beet red shock-frozen face.
"You left it on your jewellery box, so you couldn't forget to wear the pendant he gifted you on his graduation day.
>She tires you sometimes.
>She mumbles a "Thank you" before running away to her room.
>The young man next to you tries to return his focus upon the game, but all hope is lost.
>The poor soul needs a break.
"I think I'm going to fetch me a glass of water? Would you like some?"
>"Uh? I-*ahem* Sure! Sure. I'm... kinda thirsty."
>Well, you guess he hasn't grown up /that/ fast.
>After saving, he follows you tothe kitchen, gratefully drinking the cold water.
>His blush subsides, safe for the very edge of his ears, sister is right, that IS cute.
>Eventually, Celestia does join you (exactly 27 minutes later than originally planned).
>You thought you had already seen her at her best, time to correct that statement.
>>"Sorry for the wait, shall we?"
>Aannd~ add to that 9 seconds of silent staring in wonder.
>Definitely a new record.
"Alright you two, don't rub your your happiness in my face any longer. Off you go, shoo shoo."
>"Ah-eh! Thank you very much for the game, it was fun!"
>>"See you later Lulu! Don't play all day! Go outside a little!"
*slam*
>Peace and quiet...
>A little loneliness as well...
>Damn, you're so happy for her. She deserves it.
>Doesn't mean you can't be a teeny bit jealous.
>Maybe you should follow her advice and do some socializing...
>The jingle of a private message echoes through the house.
>Your Guild is planning a Raid.
>Yeah, that should suffice in terms of socializing.

Stay tuned for the actual date!

>>28653821
okay, lurking

>that one part of the Derpy Saga where the CMC rape Brad
>and Twilight later rapes him, too
Pretty good. Really hit my fetish.
Too bad the rest of the story is pretty dumb.
And the Chrysalis rape was hot.

>>28653821
>Fanservice
Hot damn. This can sometimes be better than straight up sex.

>Norman, Brad, and Nolan transform into Pokemon due to an experiment gone awry
What Pokemon would they be?

>>28655650
norman is normal type, so maybe a rattata or a zigzagoon.
brad can sing, and he is a pegasus, so i guess that pokemon which head is a music sign i didn't play anything beyond Gen3
nolan would be a haunter because purple and ghost attacks

>>28655650

Norman's Evee
Nolan's Meowth
Brad's Hypno

boop

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I await Norma's return

>>28659740
May a cute.

boop

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>Sunset Shimmer barges into Flash's room
>Tells him to stop playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
>Says it's stupid and he needs to drive her to the mall
>He just smirks at her and keeps playing
>Starts blaring "Cage the Beast" on his playlist
>her face when

up

>>28662042
>Norman and Brad making Shimmer pissed
Might be fun

When will Nolan accept that sweater vests are for nerds and catholics?

>>28666143
When he stop getting his butt kicked by an Asian schoolgirl.

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Draw Shimmer in the bottom right outfit pls

>>28666678
sexy!

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Uh oh it's shota time

>Norman has been real mean to Twilight lately
>Ate a big ass chili dog and didn't share
>Also called her a grass eating retard
>Then he threw his soda at her and made her walk home
>The usual
>He fast walks to the bathroom
>If he runs his chili shit will spew out
>Twilight has an excellent idea
>She stands by the bathroom door
>Listens to him scream as his shit pours out
>She opens a portal in the toilet
>Opens another portal above his head
>He shits on himself infinitely
>He screams even louder, so loud that it overpowers the sounds from outside the bathroom
>He runs out
>"Hey look everyone!" Points Shimmer
>"Norman is covered in shit, AND doing blackface!"
>The school laughs at him
>He runs home covered in his own poo
>Trips into Applejacks chicken coop, covering himself in feathers
>Twilight can't stop laughing
>Dear Princess Celestia, today I caused a young boy to commit suicide. I am being held responsible here in the human realm. I don't know when I'll return, the officials are discussing a life sentence.
>Yours truly, Twilight Sparkle

>>28669772
those are really neat designs

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>>28670000
quads!

>>28669772
That's awesome!

up

>>28670505

I remember making this, those were the days.

>>28672880
well, now i can thank you properly
thanks

>>28673984

Doushio~!

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Cmon someone write the Norman and Celestia ship being cute what's with all the build up and then nothing don't dog us like that again I'm tired

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>>28669772
What is this?
Some of your Precure fixation?

>>28675661
Nope not this time just Light Mage-y Sophie and Steampunk Bayo Scott.

>>28675344
Sorry senpai, real life keeps me busy.
However, let it be known that RainType doesn't let his favourite thread hangin'.

>>28653821
"Not that I'm complaining, Celly, but, you know we're just going to FairyLand, right? Don't you feel... Overdressed for the occasion?"
>"What on Earth are you saying Norman? Today is our first date together as an official couple, you're not my student anymore, I'm not your principal, just two lovebirds on a date!"
>Finishing her tirade, the older woman leaned a little on the young man's shoulder, his usually nervous driving becoming much more relaxed.
"What about feeling cold?"
>"I'll borrow your jacket."
"What about me getting cold?"
>"I'll hug you close."
>After an hesitation...
"Deal."
>"You won't regret your choice." she purred.
>Eventually, the small car was parked farily close to the entrance of the park.
>"It doesn't look like there is a lot of visitors today."
"It is a week day after all. No families."
>"We'll have all the rides for ourselves!"
"Let's stay reasonable. Don't wanna get kicked outta the park for... indecent behaviour."
>"Where is your thirst for adventure, Norman?"
"You tempting vixen, I won't be swayed by your honeyed words."
>"Rawr."
"Foxes don't roar."
>"I assure you this vixen does, she also bites and scratches."
"Don't remind me..."
>After a bell-like giggle, the respectable adult of the duo hops and skips two steps towards the cashier, twirling the trail of her white cocktail dress.
>"C'mon! I wanna try as many rides as we can!"
>A sigh and a smile later, the teenager jogs after her.
>To the couple's surprise, the girl behind the counter is dressed as a witch.
>>"Welcome to FairyLand! Today marks the first day of the Fairy Fright Festival! Are you brave enough to enter the realm of the Pumpking Queen?"
"Oh, that's right, Halloween's right around the corner, isn't it?"

>>28677243

>"I was so excited about our date I totally forgot we were already mid October. Time sure does fly..."
"You said the exact opposite not too long ago. *ahem* 2 tickets if you please."
>>"Sure thing, Sir. Would you like to enter the Pumpkin Queen Challenge?"
>"Ooh? What is it?"
>>"For 1$, you receive a grimoire that you need to fill with the mysterious runes of the frightening spirits of the Fairy Fright Festival."
>The clerk produces from inside her robes a small notebook with a fake leather cover and filled with black pages.
>>"This one is mine, as you can see..." she flips through it "I managed to collect the runes of William the Werewolf and Monroe the Mummy." the witch trainee proudly shows the pages with the pictures of the mascots/creatures, complete with autographs in white ink.
"I see..."
>"That sounds like fun!"
>>"Of course, you need to experience the many sights of FairyLand to try and meet all of its spooky residents!"
>"I'd like one please!"
>>"Thank you very much! And if you manage to complete your grimoire, don't forget to leave it here to participate in our great Fairy Fright Festival Tombola!"
"That speech must've been a pain to memorize."
>>"You have no idea!"
>"Thank you very much! Have a good day!"
>>"You too and happy Halloween!"
"Not /Fairy Fright Festival/?"
>>"It's only 10AM and I've said it more than enough today."
>"Hang in there!"

>Norman had only been here once before. But the park was hardly recognizable, covered in fake cobwebs, pumpkins, tombstones and plastic full moons.
>Clearly, Celestia was having a blast.
>"I knew we should've dragged Luna with us! She would have loved the design!"
"She would've refused... 3rd wheel syndrome."
>"True...Besides, I'm not gonna share my treat."
>Her arms wrapped possessively around the boy's waist.
"What shall we start with?"
>senpai
(I'm pretty sure I wrote F-A-M... That's amuzing... "senpai")

>>28677350
>PCHEF and I battling for thread's MVP today.

>>28677350
Draw anon zombie

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>>28677358
>tfw No energetic, bubbly 30+ yrs old milf to date

>>28677358

(Bleh, 4chin is messing my format, what da heck?)
(Anyway)


>"What's the nearest one?"
"*ahem* Werewolf William's Wicked Woods."
>Recited Norman with his best corny horror narrator's voice, reading from the map.
>"Ooh! Sounds nice!"
"It's a fairly simple roller coaster, except it's made out of wood."
>"The perfect mise-en-bouche! Maybe we'll even get our first mascot's signature!"
"You sound very motivated for that tombola despite not knowing the prizes."
>"Have I never told you I liked gambling?"
"I don't recall."
>"C'mon! At this rate, we'll never fill our grimoire today!"

>A short wait in the mostly deserted queue and a too short but enjoyable ride later and the couple stood before the photo booth.
>"Ah! There that's us!"
>Both of them showed expression of surprise as their wagon had taken a very quick dip right when the photo was taken.
>Most notably was Celestia's hair which fanned behind her like a gigantic banner.
"It's... interesting."
>"Somewhat disappointing."
"Well, I'll guess we'll have to do better on the next one."
>"Before we leave..."
>Right next to the booth, stood an old looking brass bell with a small sign that reads "Ring the bell if you dare."
>*GONG*
"... I wonder what it does..."
>>"IT CALLS ME!"
>"Kya!"
"Whoah! Jumpscares are cheap!"
>>"Haha! You preys! I am Werewolf William! And you are in my territory! You should run now! Or I'll eat you both!"
>"Beware spirit of the Wicked Woods! For I shall get your rune!"
>>"What?! You wield the grimoire! Noo! I am compelled by the ancient laws of the hunt to grant you my power! ... There you go! You better run now! Sooner or later, I'll break this spell that binds me! Then I'll track you down! Awoo!"
"M-merry Halloween."
>"Happy Fairy Fright Festival!"
>>"Thanks, have a good day!"
"That was weird."
>"I find it more pleasant than dealing with the school's oddities..."

Page 9? Not today!

Looks like 9 just fell down some stairs.

moving fast today

boop

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what would happen if norman or any dude meets flufflepuff's sister?

midnight bump

>>28681796
If my memory serves, she's a nod to the Dead Space Necromorphs, right?
So I guess he'd be pumped to hang with her... past the first impression of "low chances of survival"... he might ask for her autograph as well.

>>28681796
>rape probably.

boop

>>28597003
So, the story's alright. The plot moves at a decent enough pace and gives enough of a look at the Nolan/Norman switch to fit the length.
The only thing you really have to work on is your English.
Your story is simple enough to follow, but somethings kind of get wonky/confuzzled because they're not worded as well as they could be.
Keeping working on your writing when you get the chance.
One last thing: I did like how the ball-grab-throw got called back to at the end.

>>28685900
>i got criticized in the /nn/ thread
please! show me my mistakes! you are one of the reasons this place can be saved!

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>>28685945
Oh.
I'll try to give you more critique before I go wage-slaving.
Like I said, you basically have good pacing, but need to work on your English.
You don't /have/ to capitalize sentences and periods/exclamations/whatever to end them, but it'll look better if you do.
Speaking for myself, the lack of proper punctuation kinda made me want to skip through it.

Onto working on the content of your sentences:
>"walk in another man's shoes" have a better meaning for you now
>speaking of that

You'd want to go with something like:
>To "walk a mile in another man's shoes," has become more than just a phrase to you.
Or
>You have a better understanding of what it means to "walk a mile in another man's shoes."
>Speaking of that...

Basically, your first sentence is something that needs obvious refining, you know what I'm saying?
The second sentence is fine, but just needs the proper punctuation.

This one is a bit subjective as I'm going into tone and whatnot:
>he goes away

It's kinda funny, because I'm imagining Nolan just disappearing like he's been told to 'get lost' or something. That's just what popped into my head when I read it.
What I'm getting at is that your readers are going to have different (or the same) interpretations of your lines from you based on the wording you use and their own experiences.
I'm not docking you for what popped into my head, though; it's just something to keep in mind.

>He goes away.
Ok, but could use some meat.
>With that, Nolan takes his leave.
>Following that, Nolan heads off.
>He heads off after that.

Or add in some emotional display to put a better picture into the reader's head.
>With a nod and a slight smile on his face, Nolan takes his leave.

You don't have to do this sort of thing for every line, but just make sure that the reader can sort of get a good gauge for how the characters are feeling at the moment.

It's something I've gotta work on, too, since I prefer dialogue to descriptions.
I hope this helps a bit. Later.

>>28686456
thanks a lot dude. next time idead hit me, i will keeps this tips on mind

>>28686502
>Thanks
>Ideas
>Mind.
Sorry, it's just that here on 4chan i got used to write text like if i was texting on my phone

boop

Night

>>28605816
Horse-women
>"Sunset Shimmer, how old are you?"
>She just stares at Flash, eyes wide and mouth agape as a bead of sweat trickles down her face.
"Wh-why do you want to know?"
>He shrugs his shoulders, a naive, curious look on his face.
>So boyish~
>"Well, I've given you a birthday present before, but I don't remember ever being told how old you are. So, I just want to know a little more about my girlfriend."
>Sunset silently curses to herself, but her mood calms the moment an "out" pops into her head.
>Folding her arms and putting on a stern face, she lets out a confident scoff.
"Flash, don't you know it's rude to ask a woman her age?"
>He stares at her, a deadpan look on his face, before rolling his eyes.
>'We're in high school and she's already worried about her age? Girls are weird...'
>"Yes, ma'am."
"Mmf..."
>She bites her lip, his mocking slightly backfiring on him.
>Suddenly, a thought crosses her mind.
>Now that he brought it up, she wondered...
"How old are /you/?"
>"Uh, 17."
>Her pony instincts kick in.
>She breathes hard, nostrils flaring as she turns away from him.
'B-barely legal!'
>Covering her mouth, she tries to calm herself, her tongue flicking across her lips.
>A curious look on his face, Flash watches her, oblivious to her dark intentions.

>>28691609
>sunset likes young ones
patty has some competition

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I tried to meem, guys

>>28615880
Can I have a pastebin link for this Shimmering?

>>28692193
check based's pastebin
the story is "locker? i hardly knew her!"

Idk I haven't been feeling much of the content lately

>>28692584
well, we are trying to do our best
much of our content creators left, some loyals still fight to keep this place

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>try to access one of the archived Nolan North threads
>get hit with a "Your computer has been infected with a virus" webpage
>mfw
Those links are dead as all hell.
Anyways, I think a rebooting of /nn/ might be in order.
Breathe a little life into it with a bit more fleshed out lore and whatnot?

/nn/ 4 panel comics > everything

>>28677783
Rain I love you and super appreciate the effort into following through with a request but my main problem with this fic is:
Where's the cute.