Choose Your Own Adventure Please

Build another wall.

>>28552185
tnh senpai this thread and that prompt, not to mention the awesome low effort free asset picture gives me rumblies in my funny bone

Talk to the sword wielding maniac, ask if he knows where the best gold nuggets are to be found.

>>28552185
This looks absolutely fucking dreadful so far
Beat up the guy with the sword

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>>28552206
>You approach the dangerous looking fellow.
"yo you know where I can get sum gold nuggets in here senpai"
>"I'll cut you! Get the fuck away from me you four-channer!"

>"Anonymous, do not make Gabby mad!" The robed man yells over at you.
>Whatever

2, 4, and 8 decide.

>>28552247
defeat the maniac with witty banter, and confound his irritability to join our party

>>28552257
pick your nose and call the knife man a fag

>>28552247
Throw the maniac over the wall

>>28552247
Steal the robed mans robes without him noticing

>>28552247
Slap this man for insulting me and demand his sword.

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>>28552282

>You steal the robed man's robes!!
>The ex-robed man is distraught!
>The knife man growls at you, and begins muttering under his breath.
>The other side of the wall calls your name.

1, 5, or 7 decides.

>>28552318
I coat myself in the blood of a pig and dance the song of my people.

Use your new mage status to phase through the wall

>>28552333
>tfw wrong trips

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>>28552333
this works

>You have ascended the mortal plane
>Utilizing your new supernatural knowledge, you phase dramatically through the wall.
>Knife man and ex-robe man gawk in absolute awe.
>You smile.

>After phasing, you find yourself on the other side.
>Sort of. The wall is nowhere in sight. It seems that the wall was not actually a wall, but a one way portal.
>You find yourself face to face with Apple Pony. The robe makes things slightly more awkward than they would've been.

3, 6, or 9 decides.

>>28552373
Ask her if she's interested in Medieval Collectibles™. If not, ask for the way to the nearest castle. Castles usually are in need of Medieval Collectibles™.

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>>28552416

"Hey," you say quietly.
Applejack blinks.
"Are you interested in Medieval Collectibles?" you continue, shuffling towards her. The robe barely touches upon the dirt. Just barely.
>The robe is getting kind of stuffy, too.
>Applejack frowns.
>"Well, shoot. Ah never right thought about gettin' any Medieval Collectawhatsits before," she says in her disgusting hickspeak. You can hardly understand this sack of shit.
"Well, where's a castle?"
>"Right thataway," Applejack states, raising a hoof and pointing towards the distant Canterlot.

>Hoh, boy.

2, 4 or 8 decides.

>>28552450
Backwards long jump to build up speed to get there.

Kill Jester

>>28552450
Keep the collectibles, see if they have power to rule this world!

>>28552454
sides dead

>>28552185

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This place is fucking dead

It makes me sad

>>28552454
>You prepare to perform the greatest backwards long jump since Obama's election
>Just as you're about to spring off, your magic cloak falls to pieces.
>You look down at your green self.
"Aw, lame! I'm not a real wizard anymore!" you exclaim in frustration.
>Applejack stares at you blankly.
>"Oh, no!" A nerdy, feminine voice rings out. "I'm so sorry! My magical field must have collided with the magic powers in your cloak, destroying it!"
>Only one pony in the show would use the words 'magical field'.
>You turn to see Twilight Sparkle and Spike staring at you.
>"Hi!" Twilight yells obnoxiously. "You must be a new species! I've never seen anything like you, even in my books! And I've read all of the books!"
"Okay" you reply slowly.
>"Twilight!" Spike whispers sharply. "We're supposed to be making friends here! Stop looking for excuses to go back to studying."
>Twilight shrugs Spike off with a sigh. "Yeah, you're right. I should probably focus on those preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration", Twilight mutters.
>Applejack forces a smile. "Nice to meet 'ya, Twilight. You too, Spike. Say, mah family is in charge of the edibles for the celebration. Maybe y'all would like to try a few samples?"
>Twilight nods, disheartened. "Y-yeah, I should probably eat something. . ."
>Apparently you met Applejack before Twilight ever did
>Although, your first impression wasn't much better than hers.
>Applejack gestures to you with a hoof. "And. . . I'm sorry, I don't think I ever caught your name, sugarcube."

What do?

1, 5 or 7 decides.

>>28555130
Say your name is Will Smith.

>>28555130
Warn Twilight to never become a alicorn, for if she does the world will end because your race, the godlike nor/mlp/eople, will all die of furious anger.

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>>28555222
Respectin those digits

>You laugh in response to Applejack's statement.
"My name? Oh, my. My name is Will Smith, you uneducated country bumpkin."
>You giggle in her face. She gains a look of dilapidation and regret.
>You turn towards Twilight.
"You."
>"Me?"
"Yes, you, purple horse. Don't you ever become an alicorn."
>"Uh—Mister Will!" Applejack starts, worry etched in her features. "Who is that feller back there, with the sword?"
>You look and see one of the Medieval Collectibles™ staring you down. He's armed with a blade, and death crawls in his gaze.
>Mr. Blood must have sent an advance agent to stop you from interfering in this universe.
>Like you give a damn
>Applejack turns towards the armored 'feller'. "Hey, you there! Stop lookin' on all creepy-like and say somethin'!" She shouts at the Medieval Collectibles™ agent.
>Spike plays with a beetle on the ground.

3, 6, or 9 decides.

You have 20/20 HP.
You have one party member. That one member would be you.

>>28555450
Convince the horses to help you stave off the guardian

>>28555450
Use your psychic powers, your subclass of FAGGOT allows the use of telekinesis for combat maneuvers only, but if you level up to ORIGINAL POSTER level you can use them out of battle.

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>>28555549

"Hey, can you guys help me get rid of this armor guy? He doesn't want me to be here."
>"Well, that's not going to work at all, because we want you to be here!" Twilight exclaims. "For science! And. . .friendship, I guess!"
>Applejack frowns deeply.
>Twilight trots over to stand at her side.
>"Come on, apple butt!" Twilight screeches.
>"Mah name's Applejack."
>"That's what I said!" Twilight responds defensively.

>Mr. Blood is nearby. You can feel his magic.
>The Medieval Collectibles™ guy takes a few steps towards you.
>"Anonymous! You must return to the Home Realm! This place is not ready for our presence!"


2, 6, or 8 decides.

>>28555741

didn't realize my TRIP WAS OFF AHAHHA

>>28555741
More like your presence is not ready for my place!
Do the spiderman thing with your fingers and throw webs at the Medieval Collectible, summoning energy from your new friends and also applejack

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>>28555741
Transform into a glamorous magical girl by shouting SHINY MAKEUP, IDOL POWER!
Here's the twist,you're still a guy, albeit a very girlish looking one

>>28555905
Since I gotta keep the thread bumped, I might as well reroll

>>28555905
Fuck you faggot he just has a extremely frilly and pastel tuxedo like a proper magical man boy

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>>28556003
>he doesn't want to be the fabulous trap
>being this much of a pleb
You literal fucking faggot, educate yourself and read some gender bending manga for starters before questioning my patrician taste

>>28555905
REROLLING

>>28556279
>off by one
>>28555905
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>28555741
Throw Spike at the guy, hopefully he will act like one.

>>28555741
We have a winrar here >>28556512
OP, you'd better deliver

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>>28552333
>>28552373

lost it rigth there famalamadingdong

>>28555741
Tell him that they seem ok with me being hear

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>>28556799

Do I have to do this?

>You transform into a magical girl. It's a tremendous life-changing experience.
>You feel alive for the first time in your life. Your penis itches a little.
>Mr. Blood smashes down in front of you and the ponies, and shoves the Medieval Collectibles™ guy out of the way.
>"Get out of here, you moron. You don't do jack shit but make autistic people look worse than they actually are."
>"Sir, I was just—"
>"Fuck off nigger"
>The Medieval Collectibles™ guy slowly tromps away to the side, and stays out of the way.
>Mr. Blood turns to Spike next.
>"What the fuck are you, a gecko with down syndrome?"
>Mr. Blood swings a fist into spike's left eye, knocking the little purple dragon to the ground.
>"Fuckin' bitch. Get out of here," Mr. Blood taunts, rubbing his nipples and making moaning noises.

>Spike slowly tromps away to the side, and stays out of the way.
>Twilight shudders. "T-this is not good. Spike, get ahold of yourself. We have to send a letter to Celestia."
>Spike starts crying instead
>Mr. Blood turns to stare at you. His 'XD' wiggles, and he slaps you with his fingertips.
>"What the fuck are you doing Anon. Do I have to kill you?"

What do?

8, 9 and 0 decide.

>>28557695
Slap Mr Blood with my two pink ponytails for massive damage

>>28557695
suck his dick for forgiveness

>>28557717
Grab the orange pony and throw it against this weirdo, maybe he secretly likes her

>>28557717
Exchange his sword for a piece of your magical, anti-ageing hair

>>28557695
Use your doki doki heart beam to make Mr blood fall in love with you instead of actually doing something

bemp