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>>28538633
orange or black

Hits black

>>28538633
Black. Was there supposed to be a downside?

>>28538633
Black
Nothin' personnel, kiddos

>>28538633
>Hit orange
>Become a stripper
Boom

>>28538633
Is the one next to purple magenta? I'd pick that

>>28538633
>Green
>Life becomes a never ending adventure with cartoon horses

>>28538669
>>28538649
>>28538686
>>28538691
Edgy as fuck

>>28538633
Black
I would HAPPILY destroy all of you fucking shitheads if it meant I get to talk to colorful ponyhorses.
BUT
I would spare all of you as long as purple allows me to pick the person I'm bound to, who also wants to go to Equestria.

>>28538701
>Not becoming a profesional cuddler

>>28538707
The black button wouldn't take you to Equestria, anon. You'd be the last person on Earth.

>>28538714
>You go to Equestria, BUT...
Nice try.

>>28538633

Prostitution is a professional relationship, right?

Orange.

How does the ghost tell somebody if it can't interact with anybody?

>>28538633
Yellow or green, I guess.

I'm edgy enough for yellow, but not for black.

Black, I'm never going back so why not

>>28538719
Oops. Black it is, then.

>>28538707
>pick purple
>furfag diaperfag autistic brony is your body companion

>>28538633
So if I pick white, I "won't be able to tell anyone"... what, exactly?

Hits the black button.
> Took me years but I finally have my vengeances on all the faggots.

>pick red
>buy a bunch of chicken
>kill them all in the name of Celestia
>go to Equestria
>work for Appul and befriend Fluttershit
>every month you get yourself a chicken, kill it and eat its meat because fuck being a vegetarian

>>28538633
ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE

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>>28538649
>>28538669
>>28538686
>>28538691
>>28538707
>>28538730
>>28538734
Nothin' personell, universe.

>>28538753
>find psychic
>tell her who you are
>go to Twilight
>ask her help through the psychic
>she revives you through some bullshit spell

>>28538633
Green is the only right answer, you get to do what you want with no catch, and you get a free adventure package along with it. there's literally nothing bad about green. even the possibility of death is a plus

>>28538633
>tfw everyone here pressed the white button, which is why to us it's just a TV show

>>28538773
Give me one reason I shouldn't kill off all 4chan shitposters the first chance I get.

>>28538633
Black of course. There is no downside as it never states that return travel is possible anyway.

>>28538779
Well most people here don't even like to go outside and socialize, i doubt they would want a world of adventure if that meant the risk of death

>>28538779
>Get to Equestria
>Die to Tirek on the first day
Nice decision there.

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>>28538633
black and white, both seems to be good.
i will press both of them at the same time.

Kill all humans and go to equestria as a ghost. Humans cannot see ghost but i do believe ponies like king sombra or idiots like discord could help me to get an unicorn body.

>>28538773
well memed my fellow gentleman
stay classy

>>28538796
>>28538797
the prospect of death is like i said a plus. you get to live life at large and have enthrilling adventures with the main six, woo your waifu, get close friends with them all, getting loved and hailed as a hero for your good deeds, be included for once as one of a people and feel special, with no stupid deal brakers as being stuck in a body with someone else or never being able to become friends with anybody

and with you possibly dying you might end up being a martyr, you get to quit all of life's lowly existance and finally be at peace from the assuredly pain you will experience even though you're finally in equestria, away from the burdens and horrors of the human world

there's literally nothing better than picking green and anyone who picks something which isnt green shouldn't be allowed to post on the 'chan.

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>people picking black
>implying you wouldn't feel guilty them commit suicide for killing your loved ones on Earth

Red. Innocent doesn't mean sapient. So I can safely sacrifice something with animal level intelligence, or take it a step further and sacrifice an insect. Sacrifice doesn't necessarily mean Mayan or Aztec level of sacrifice, it just means I have to step on a bug and say 'I do this for my continues existence in Equestria.' or something along those lines.

>>28538847
Their sacrifice will allow me to make a better humanity than we had then

>>28538762
This works well.

>>28538859
no you would need to sacrifice an innocent (as in virgin) so have fun either killing yourself with the help of black magic or not being able to molest foals before you strangle them

>>28538844
It's like you didn't read the Green button.
>Want to settle down and do nothing? Too bad, You won't have time for any of this, because if you stop for a second you might die
Literally everything you just listed is not included in this button, as you won't have time to socialize, because you're fucking fighting for your life.

No wonder you're so insistent to press this button, you WANT to die.

>>28538847
They would want me to be happy.

>>28538872
>implying you would never be able to take a day off
it's like you like being retarded, if equestria was in this dire of a situation then i'd rather go there and have fun with m6 and die adventuring than either being on this gay earth or clicking any of the other buttons because they fuck you over big time worse than dying

>want to settle down and do nothing? too bad
not the same as taking the occasional chillax session.

>>28538847
No one cares about me, not much of a loss if I pick black.

>>28538633
>Red
Meat lovers option.
>Orange
Endless prostitutes option.
>Yellow
Rape option.
>Green
Won't survive past day one with your fat ass option.
>Blue
Religious option.
>Purple
Bipolar tumblrina "headmate" option.
>Pink
What is love? Well baby don't hurt me option.
>Black
Fuck everything option.
>White
Fapping in clear view option.

Personally I'd pick one of the first three.

>>28538633
Fuck Equestria, i'm happy where I am right now.

>>28538904
i care about you anon

>>28538893
The button SPECIFICALLY says you can't stop for any reason.

>not the same as taking the occasional chillax session.
Oh my fucking god, yes it fucking is you fucking idiot.

>>28538847
Why would it even matter if that universe even exists anymore since you'd never return?

>>28538920
the idea of not being able to not stop for any reason or even for a second is ludacris. as if being stuck on an endless deadly treadmill is even fun enough for being an option on this little button pressing game,

taking it this literal shows you're massively autistic and sperg out when thinking outside your thought box. try to leave the actual choosing for the adults and don't attempt to grasp basic concepts which you clearly dont understand

>>28538633
Black. It wouldn't cause any suffering at all. It would be like the universe never even existed in the first place. Why feel guilty over literally nothing?

I really need my waifu.

>>28538633
all these options are shit desu, there has to be at least one good one, don't these fuckers know that?

Green because I'm a conservative.

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>>28538788
because you'd be killing everyone and anythong in the fucking universe you mongoloid
why can't you people understand the severity of ending the fucking universe, what are you, 16?

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>>28538952
>the idea of not being able to not stop for any reason or even for a second is ludacris.
Exactly, which is what makes this fucking button shit.
It's not like any other buttons are tied by laws of physics or logic, either.

>as if being stuck on an endless deadly treadmill is even fun enough for being an option on this little button pressing game
Yes, this is what that button does, and this is what you chose. It's not supposed to be fun, it's supposed to be an option you weigh against the other options. You can choose another fucking button, moron. If you can't play the game right, why fucking play at all?

>taking it this literal shows you're massively autistic and sperg out when thinking outside your thought box.
I don't even know how the fuck to respond to this. How the fuck are you supposed to take hypothetical situations like this other than in a literal sense? That's the fucking point of hypothetical situations, to assess what you would do if a certain situation following a certain set of rules presented itself.

>try to leave the actual choosing for the adults and don't attempt to grasp basic concepts which you clearly dont understand
You are the one that lacks basic reading comprehension.
I hope to fucking god you aren't doing any voting in my country. I can't even trust you to capitalize words correctly, let alone vote for a president/senator.

>>28539049
Well, that's not my problem, now is it? You are the ones shitposting, and you are the ones that need to disappear. Everything else is collateral that could have been avoided if you weren't retarded.
The blood is on YOUR hands, not mine.

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>>28539063
>literally destroying the universe
>the blood is on my hands
are you retarded or something?

>>28539081
Again, I wouldn't do it if you were something worth saving.

>>28539050
>I hope to fucking god you aren't doing any voting in my country.
assuming everyone in the world is american, way to go lardbrain keeping the retard american stereotype goin strong

>I can't even trust you to capitalize words correctly
he's bringing up grammar on a pony board while debating with another mildly less autistic faggot than him.

>I don't even know how the fuck to respond to this.
lol you're even admitting yourself that you're in over your head here pal

>If you can't play the game right, why fucking play at all?
he's saying there is only one way to play the game and thats his way, now if that aint actually realistically autistic...

>which is what makes this fucking button shit
and hereby we can tell that this mario posting fgt has no idea what he's talking bout because he denounces the only correct answer just because someone told him he was wrong and now he'll rather go down with the ship than climb aboard my raft which i have so kindly paddled towards him in an effort to save his stupid ass

Pink. I'm already aromantic, so whatever.

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>>28538633
Nobody wants to be my twoface buddy? I'm up for whatever.

>>28538633
Black. The universe has had a good run.

>>28538649
Red or Yellow

>>28539148
Your entire post has no counter arguments at all, you went straight for the deserved insults.
Opinion discarded, faggot. Fucking kill yourself.

>>28539355
lol whatever faggot. you don't know shit.

>>28538847
If you can't return anyway, does that universe you destroyed even really exist? If you cannot measure its existence, you cannot observe, does the universe you left for ponyland even exist?
No, it doesn't, so why would you carry guilt for supposedly destroying something that doesn't exist?

>>28538633
>implying butterbutt, and therefore the others, wouldn't eventually come around if I picked yellow

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>>28538633
Black all the way

>>28539407
On second thought; red.

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>>28539371
>If you can't return anyway, does that universe you destroyed even really exist?
Existence is independent of perception, Anon. It's in the very definition of reality.

Black aside, blue or purple.

Blue was no downsides to my current life, and the upside is that I might go to equestria.

Purple... Well it will get annoying, however it will be very easy to become very influential and I can always have male friends to keep me company, and male bodyguards to keep annoying mares away.

I would say Blue since it wouldn't really bother me since I do enjoy Earth but I would still like to go there. In the end I would be ok with whatever happens.

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>>28538686

>>28539362
Out of curiosity, were you ever in a thread discussing underrated artists?

So you make every button have a direct downside that affects you, and the one button that doesn't kills everyone who isn't you here.

Shit choice.

>>28539245
Are you half-way decent looking and have a bigger penis than I do?
If so then I'm fine with living inside your body.

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>>28539371
>If you cannot measure its existence, you cannot observe, does the universe you left for ponyland even exist?
Where is the baby? There it is!

>>28538707
Not if I kill you first faggot.

Id probably hit the blue.
Its promises that you get the most normal experience on EQ and Earth.
Its also kinda scary too.
Imagine you just got married a year ago and your wife was pregnant with your first child.
You go to sleep and wake up in Equestria.
That would be pretty awful, especially if you forgot you pressed it.
I feel like I got pretty good luck though so if I decided I didn't want to go anymore I would never end up going.
Its all about the luck of the draw.

>>28538706
>>28538728
>>28538847
>>28538904
>>28538913
>>28539049

But the thing is, black is the most logical option because, in the grand scale of the multi-verse, nothing is lost. Should I care about the universe next door where a plague wiped out humanity? Or how about the one where a Solar flare destroyed the electrical grid and now it's a dystopia? The truth is there are an infinite number of universes that are exactly like mine except perhaps that an electron billions of light years away has the opposite spin of my counter part. Horrific things are always happening in causality and nothing can stop that. We neither add nor subtract from that by pressing the black button because we can, in theory, go back to the same universe we left, nothing lost. Thous no one looses and blood is on no ones hands.

I'm sorry if this seems like a cop-out to you but it's the truth.

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>>28538633
Green, become an edgy anti hero like Guts or Vegeta.be evil at first then become good, redeem myself by saving the world from a villain. Boom.

>>28538633
yellow doesn't sound bad. i mean, no friendship magic, but in this scenario would I ever need it?

>>28538633
None.

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>>28539910
GET THE FUCK OUT REEE

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>>28539910

>>28539624
>>28539624
What is we both press the button at the same time? Would we both survive or both die?

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>>28539921
>>28539934
I've got me, my computer, and you guys. What more is there to life?

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>>28539949
Colorful horses to teach you about friendship.

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>>28539910

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>>28539551
no. I'm a different anon actually. I was just stirring the pot

>>28538773
>personell

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>>28538633
>Hit Red
>Become Griffith
>Do nothing wrong
What's the downside?

>>28538633
black, white, and purple for me.

>>28538633

Black, orange or yellow.

>>28539790
this

>>28539790
It's worth noting that the multiverse isn't confirmed real, nor will it ever, most likely.

Though, if it were, there is a 100% chance that there's a universe where you will hit the black button, so there's not really a point in not pressing it.

>>28538633
https://youtu.be/3x4weajfqm0

>>28538633
Black.
It's pretty much the same if earth is in another galaxy. There'll never be contact, because it will be physically impossible.
There's little difference between pushing them out infinitely, and destroying them outright, at least in a first person perspective.
It would be painless for them, at least.

>>28538633
black, fuck this universe, I'm going to equestria nigga

>>28538860
>One person without a physically viable mate
>The continuation of the human race

Pick one.

>>28539092
You do realize there are 7 billion fucking people on this planet, right?

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>pick green
>my life one adventure/obstacle after another
>become better after every one
>be loved as a legendary hero by ponies
>laifu with waifu on the side
Where's the downside?

>>28538633
black

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>>28538633
Black, as I'm practically incapable of guilt. And I'd have a funny story to tell my Glimglim, who is also likely incapable of guilt.

Plus, the whole universe will eventually become an inconceivably vast wasteland of cosmic dust anyway. Sooner or later, doesn't matter in the end.

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>>28541189
>Incapable of guilt

>Apologized to her friends and thought she would lose them, due to her guilt.

>>28538633
Gonna take the pink one

It's like theife im living right now just without pony

>>28541210
Nu-Glim is not *my* Glim. Thought I should clarify.

And just FYI, apologies aren't always meaningful. In fact, they're usually not. If you have the magic words "I'm sorry" in your repertoire, you can avoid a surprising amount of life's consequences. That's even more true in horse world than it is in our world, so of course Glim would have a grasp on it.

>>28538707
>implying second anon wouldn't constantly fap with your hand shaking in the same rythim he's waxing his 1ich bench

>>28541189
>as I'm practically incapable of guilt
i can almost hear the Linkin park music

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>>28541242
She didn't say sorry, she said shit like

>If you can ever will forgive me

Like she legit felt bad, lowered ears, lowered heads, the whole thing. That's some sadness right there.

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>>28541261
Of course apologies have to sound sincere to work. She's always been a good actor. One of so many reasons why I adore her.

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>>28541280
Or you know, maybe she does feel guilty about what she did and actually did apologize to her friend, because she felt bad about it.

>>28541313
That's not *my* Glim. My Glim pretends to be sad and guilty solely as a means to an end. Which is really what most people do, except not consciously.

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>>28541349
Hm, so in other words a fantasy one that doesn't exist? I'd recommend someone more evil like, because Glim is reformed.

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>>28541365
>Hm, so in other words a fantasy one that doesn't exist?
Every single one of these horses are fantasy ones that don't exist. So Old Glim is every bit as "real" as Nu-Glim, and I adore her as much now as I did before she was lobotomized and turned into Cousin Oliver.

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>>28541393
Pfft, I'm talking about in the mlp world, she doesn't exist as of now. Sure if you existed in that point in time, you could've helped Glimmer Glammer achieve her goal in some way and instate a communist utopia, but you aren't and Glimmer is Cousin Oliver, so change waifus, it's fine once or twice.

>>28538633
Green of fucking course
>Always action superstar
>Wacky adventures
>Get a reward afterwards
Seriously, why don't people pick this?

>>28541431
>go outside
>get killed by cerberus

Yellow wouldn't be that bad.

Reminder that if you pick black everyone in Equestria will hate you unless you constantly lie to them.

>>28541441
>But remember you're a fucking hero, so transform into a super sayian and Kamhe hame ha that stupid mutt and it dies.

>>28541424
But the OP doesn't specify exactly where on the fictional timeline I fall. For all we know, it's the grimdark Equestria of 1000 years ago where Discord, Sombra, and Nightmare Moon all happened at about the same time.

And if I get to choose, I'm definitely choosing a time before Twilicorn.

>>28541461
>only you will know

>>28541476
Which means you'll have to never tell anyone and lie if they ask questions.

>>28541461
You already killed all of humanity and possibly trillions of sapient aliens. What's a little lying?

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>>28541489
>ponies ask about anon's homeworld
>he starts describing everything from the societies to people he knew
>starts remembering the few good times he was happy to be alive

>>28541472
Welp, ya got me there I assume you're gonna go to starlight and tell her the future and then communist utopia?

>>28538633
Pink looks like a good sexual way, that's a good fetish

>>28541490
Some people ITT think it's OK to kill everyone, as they won't suffer.

>>28541490
Truth spell.

>>28540937
Yes, 7 billion people that need a mercy-killing.

>>28541519
Of course. It would make her happy, so it would make me happy.

>>28541532
They'll only consider it in the first place if your lie is unconvincing. A very difficult feat, as the idea that you destroyed an entire universe at the push of a button goes way past audacious.

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>>28541568
I like the way you think, if you do find yourself there tell her not to involve herself with the pie family pls

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>>28541592
Just for you, I'll take the four Pie sisters as my very much respected and well-treated concubines. They'll be perfectly safe, and they'll have full access to the luxuries of the palace.

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>>28541503
:(

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>>28538633
Hmm, blue or black

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>>28541615
Thank, I can rest easily tonight.

So can I clop if I choose pink?

>>28538633
I choose hat

>>28541659
Alright, you're going to have to explain your reasoning here. Hat is by far the worst button, even worse than Green.

>>28538633
Green easy. Exploring and shit would be what I'd do anyway.

Blue seems to be the best option, besides the risk what have I to lose? The red button will give me guilt, the orange one will make me lonely, the yellow one will remove my dignity. the green one would put me in a situation where i'll never settle down, the purple button removes my privacy and maybe even some rights, the pink button removes my right to love, the black one is more guilt, and the white one the most cruelest of all removes my ability to interact with a world. The blue button gives one the 50% chance of going to equestria, with no cost, if you don't get to ever go to equestria the only loss is opportunity. Enjoy my pitiful rambling.

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>>28538762
>Chickens
>not microscopic insects
It's like you're not even trying anon

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>>28538633
Yellow and green.

I become worse than a villain. I am their god.

>>28541752
If I did my math right (I probably didn't), you should have roughly a 1/54750 chance of getting to Equestria, assuming you are 25 now, and will live to be 100 years old.

>>28541464
It never states that you're a hero or have any powers whatsoever. You'll be regular old you against not so regular poners, and griffons, and dragons, and magic, and creatures from tartarus. Basically regular old you would die , and I quote, "...if you stop for a second you might even die,...". So, yeah

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>>28539560
pretty much
Imagine chris pratt before he worked out.

>>28540726
In this hypothetical situation, pressing a button to go to Equestria would be pretty good evidence to the multiverse existing, wouldn't it?

>>28538633
The fuck is wrong with you faggots? Push the red button, go kill 5 mosquitoes, ticks, ants, dandelions, or whatever. Keep doing it on the other side.

Red. Just kill 5 bugs and continue killing bugs in Equestria.

>>28538633
Pick white and pick a pony without friends or family to possess and then boom, i am a pony with supernatural powers.

>>28542935
I was just about to say that.

Maybe we wouldn't even have to actually swat any bugs at all since the human body and its immune system kills thousands of germs every day. The button didn't specify what kind of life would have to be sacrificed or if we have to actually bring those 5 bodies together and burn them or something, so the red button seems like a win-win option.

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>>28540896
I've got a physically viable mate alright

>>28542917
I like your style. Didn't say human lives. I'd kill five elephants.

>>28541519
>people unironically wishing to instate communism
My country had known communism for 41 long years. Few pretty good things came out of it, but other than that it was mostly a regime built on oppressing people who weren't in the party, and actively hunting for people who either had doubts or outright disagreed with the system.
>"If you aren't with us, you're against us."
Thanks god or whoever it is up there it all ended 27 years ago.

>>28543034
>sunshit shitter
>in Equestria
pick 1

>>28543039
>elephants
>not whales

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>>28541242
There's ono "old-glim" you silly, it's the same exact glim in earlier point in time and she clearly is capable of guilt - it might be only deep inside, at that point in time, but that doesn't change the fact that she is capable of guilt.

This
>she's grown into a better pony, so I will pretend that she wasn't capable of growing into a better pony, because I'm a pathetic fucking looser who can only relate to manipulative assholes
shit is really pathetic, just like old-shy fags.

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>>28543072
Oh man you got me there
It's not like there's a magic pony-human mirror portal or anything

>>28543096
You said it.

There isn't.

Maybe there's something like that in the eqg world that leads to an alternate equestria. This thread is about pushing a button and going to The Equestria, and there's no such thing as humans or portals to human world.

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>>28543096
>go to equestia, hoping to find the mirror
>If it is there,turn into a horse in the EQG verse
This was never your game to win, anon.

>>28543109
Maybe in your headcanon, lad

>>28538633

Black or red
Red better

>>28538847

>loved ones
HA
Talk to me again once you reach 30 kid, then look back in time and see how many beloved ones still love you

>>28543119
I'm not denying a thing. There isn't a single direct reference to eqg in the show. As far as I am concerned, eqg doesn't exist. The day a reference is dropped in the show will be the day I'll be in denial. Until then, eqg is not canon. Twilight and Spike never left the horsie world, they never learned a thing in there, Spike was never degraded to a fucking dog, there's no magic mirror in no castle leading to no human world, the crown was never stolen by no Sunset Shimmer that doesn't exist, and Twilight didn't have to "win" it back by participating in a pathetic singing contest.

>>28538633
Blue. I'll get there eventually.

>>28543148
Not him btw.

I'm 20, almost 21, and the only people that love me are my family. Mom, dad, sis. Maybe my cat but one can never be sure about those. Both my grandmas and my grandpa. From extended family it's my grand aunt and grand uncle. I don't know about their children. That makes 8 people who would be genuinely sad if something happened to me.

I have one (1) friend outside of school/work and he probably wouldn't care that much. He's selfish, really. I have no (0) female friends or acquantainces. I haven't had any for 6 years.

I do care for those 8 loved ones of mine. I try to cherish and enjoy the company of every single of them since it might as well be just 7 in a year or two. If I picked the black button, I'd feel bad for the rest of my life, probably.

8 people might not be a lot, but it's what I have. I love them and they love me back, no matter how much of a failure I may be.

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Green because I've always fantisized about living the life of an 80s action hero or gangster.

>>28539790
Do I need to explain to you how "A universe was destroyed" and "I destroyed a universe" are not at all the same thing?

Your reasoning is like saying "Well, I can't personally stop every murderer on earth so naturally it's fine for me to murder people"

Personal accountability fag, just because bad shit happens does not mean you have to MAKE even more bad shit happen. Nor does it make you being an evil fuck nugget even remotely okay.

Fuck, it's like baby's first morality lesson in here.

Eh, blue. I'm a gambler.

>>28538633
Pink because I am already like that

I'm going to pick orange. While having no chance at an intimate relationship isn't ideal, I'm already in that situation in my real life. This has the benefit of living in Equestria as well as being financially successful (not to mention I could actually have a talent for something for once in my life), so I lose absolutely nothing.

I'm such a waste of space.

>>28538633
Probably Red. I swat flies everyday, those are innocent lives. If it said human lives that would be too far but hey, it ain't specified, so kill insects and go to Equestria.

>>28538633
Orange. Just because I can't go beyond professional relationships doesn't mean I won't be able to make great friends. Besides, how would I have a family? There's nothing to breed with in Equestria, and I'm not going to fuck a pony.

>>28543242
this
i swear all these black faggots remind me why everyone thinks we're autistic

>>28538633
You know, with the number of options here, I can see this doing far better than the "go to equestria without sex/hide your waifu on earth" thread.

Also I just noticed those were the lantern colors and each represents something tied to their powers. Fuck I'm slow.

>>28543242
Oh? And who's going to judge me? You? You'll be gone, and no one will know. The only reason I don't kill for convenience is because of the consequences. If there were no consequences and I have taken the time to un-brainwash myself of the revulsion that I would feel as a result, I would murder. My point was that there are no consequences for black, thus most logical option.

If we are thinking on these grand scales we must consider morality as what it is; a survival mechanism.
I am thinking of only myself as I should, why should I listen to instincts developed for a being nothing like myself?

>>28545487
I don't have any pictures of a fat neckbeard wearing a fedora, and I'm too lazy to find one, but I want you to know that I would certainly post one linking it to this post if I did.

I honestly suggest going to a psychologist because you're showing clear sociopath tendencies, and you're either going to end up hurting yourself or others. I haven't even read this thread and I'm genuinely worried about you, get yourself some help. If this is just bait and you're going for the ultimate edgelord persona then good job, 10/10.

>>28538633
>pick yellow
>nobody ever dares oppose you not even celestia
>rape everyday with no repercussions
sounds cool

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>>28544676
>There's nothing to breed with in Equestria, and I'm not going to fuck a pony.
people like this exist?

>>28545575
Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh. Just to put your mind at ease, I am 70% sure I'm not psycho/sociopathic, I have no signs of depression issues, other than mabe motivation issues, I have no intention of harming myself or others, and the last time I went to a philologist I was 8 and I was diagnosed with slight autistic tendencies.

And also, no, my post is not bait, it is what I would genuinely do in this situation, assuming I wanted to go to Equestria and I was sure there were indeed infinite or at least near-infinite universes in accordance with mult-verse theory.

Thank you for your concern.
-Anonymous

>>28545716
>70% sure
>autism diagnosis
>signing off on your post
CALL THE COPS HE'S GOING CRITICAL

>>28538633
Either Green or Purple.

>>28545728
What? Me? Autistic? Never!
*He says incredulously*

>>28545738
Thanks doc.

>>28538847
What loved ones?

And I had high hopes for magenta... Guess I'd keep pressing the blue button to rise my chances!
Way of the gambler

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>>28538633
Blue

I'm hopeful

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>>28538633
Red.

Didn't say shit about the lives being human.
I'll just hunt every once in a while.

Eat shit chart

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>>28539407
>>28539421
>destroy the entire universe with the push of a button
>"On second thought"

what's wrong with red? they never said shit about the intelligience of the creature

>>28543166
Flash Sentry is in the show. He only appears AFTER Eqg is released. Need another reference?