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>>28535108
The mane six must use the power of friendship to remove mold from Rainbow Dash's crusty vagina

Maybe ponut up or shut up would have been better.

>>28535116
>confronting the final boss this early in the series

>>28535108
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are called by the map to a high location, a town filled with Pegasus ponies almost exclusively. So think high as in half of the town is clouds, and part land. They discover a Pegasus filly who has developed a fear of flying, and is being teased for it. Kinda like Scootaloo. Anyways Fluttershy decide to help the pony with flying, and being afraid, cause she can relate to that, and uses her birds of some bullshit to help out. And in the mean time, Pinkie finds out the bullies used to be friends with the pony in kindergarten or some bullshit, and she tries to cheer up the scared filly with a party, and by the end of it the pony gets over her fears, the bullies apologize and become friends again. Lesson of the episode, I don't know, maybe get over your fears.

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>The Wind Wooly
After the Cutie Mark Crusaders find a strange egg in the lake near Rarity's/Sweetie Belle's house, they bring it over to Fluttershy to inspect it, wondering why an egg such as that would be in such an odd location as well as expecting her to know what to do with it.

Fluttershy is unable to identify the egg, and suggests that they head to the castle to see if Twilight might have a book about it. As they turn to leave the egg hatches revealing a furry ball with wings and a long tail with a ball at its end. The Crusaders begin contemplating the prospect of keeping the creature as a pet. Fluttershy immediately recognizes it as a Wind Wooly, a creature that was thought to only exist in filly tales.

With the fear that the creature's legendary status would surely cause Twilight to want to study him further, and possibly even contacting Celestia and wanting to take it away. Fluttershy agrees to keep it a secret as long as the Crucaders agree to keep it out of trouble. After a fun day with their new friend, Sweetie Belle agrees to take it home with her. She wakes up the next morning with her room covered his fur. Scootaloo then takes the creature home for the night only to have its tail banging keep her and her parents up awake at night. Apple Bloom agrees to keep it overnight in the barn, she arrives the next morning that it escaped and began eating bushels of apples after apples.

The Crusaders regroup and decide the best course of action is to have Fluttershy teach them how to discipline it. While they are learning the basics of teaching the Wind Wooly how to behave, Applejack comes by looking for Fluttershy's help in figuring out what caused a quarter of her farm's apples to go missing. There she finds out the that the Crusaders have been keeping a potentially dangerous pet hidden from her, and she grounds the Crusaders to Fluttershy's cottage while she goes to Twilight to figure out a way to get rid of this creature

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>>28535211
Applejack goes to Twilight's castle to see if she can figure out how to get rid of the creature. As soon as she opens it, the creature immediately sends Applejack tumbling as it shows that its tail has impressive strength and flexibility. Twilight notices the creature as a Wind Wooly, stating that they're known for being incredibly hard to capture which is why nopony has ever seen one of them, and that she's also read that capturing one would grant the pony a wish. Twilight tries to grab the Wind Wooly with her magic, but everytime she does so the creature is able to smack himself with his tail to cancel the spell.

They chase the Wind Wooly as it makes a mess in Ponyville trying to get away, noticing that it is heading back towards Fluttershy's cottage. as it reaches Fluttershy's cottage AJ and Twilight try to capture him together, with Twilight holding its tail still with her magic and AJ wrapping its body around with another lasso so he can't get away. The Wind Wooly still struggles straining AJ and Twilight as they try to restrain him the Crusaders come out and order him to stop, immediately he listens and stops what he is doing.

The Crusaders lament that they were right in needing to keep the creature, lamenting that AJ doesn't trust them to take the responsibility of raising the creature and that Twilight's desire to research such a rare creature lead her to neglect the fact that the Wind Wooly was their friend. Fluttershy also explains that the Crusaders had been coming to her to learn how to responsibly take care of the creature. Twilight and AJ apologize for their actions, the crusaders celebrate and deem the Wind Wooly the mascot of the Cutie Mark Crusaders

>>28535108
Uhh 1sec.

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>>28535108
1/3
At the traditional Hearts & Hooves Day romantic Picnic on Sweet Apple Acres, AJ refuses the special couple discount to Bon Bon and Lyra; she doesn't get hostile or anything, just won't give them the iscount because "at the end of the day it ain't normal like."
This earns her a somewhat bewildered reaction from all around and leads to her talking to other ponies (mainly the other Mane 6) to make up her mind.
In the end she comes around and apologises to BB & L.
Lesson: Love is always a good thing, even if you can't always understand it.

>>28536768
That's horrible!

>>28535108
>You guys always say you can do better than and that you're unhappy with the current writers so nut up or shut up.
So, if you hire a builder to build a wall, and the wall collapses two days later, you can't complain unless you prove you can build a wall by yourself. Sure, m8. Whatever you say.

>>28536782
Ok

>>28536793
They would never take a risk like that on the show! I mean it is a good idea, they would just NEVER do it.

>>28536792
You act like coming up with good and complete episode stories is some huge feat.

>>28536818
It just might be for thumb sucking retards like him.

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>>28536810
>I mean it is a good idea, they would just NEVER do it.
I'm used to it TT_TT

>>28536818
Is building a wall a huge feat?

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>>28536768
2/3
After Spike's swooning over Rarity causes several dangerous accidents in Twilight's lab, the Mane Six get together and convince Rarity to finally let the little guy down gently.
The rest is of the episode is a devastated Spike talking to various ponies about their experiences with heatache and how to deal with it (Mane 6 are obvious candidates, but Celestia or Luna would be pretty cool too)
Final scene is him and Rarity meeting Rarity with her trying to return the fire ruby to him.
Spike refuses, saying that while it was originally given for romantic reasons, he'd like her to keep it as a gift to a friend.

Lesson: Love doesn't always work out, but your friends will be there for you

>>28536843
Depends on the type of wall.
A good wall, that will stand up to wind and weather, takes some skill and work.
A great wall, something practical as well as pleasant to look at, requires you to go beyond the call of duty and put some real care and soul into it; make it about more than just being a means to divide up space.

The early seasons of FiM, are full of the creative team going that extra mile to not only make it a good show, but a great show.
You still get flashes of that dedication, but a lot of recent episodes have been pretty by-the-numbers.

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>>28536944
forgot pic

>>28536944
neat

>>28535211
>>28535216
That's it. Get in here and let's animate an episode or draw a comic book, you faggot.
www.indiegogo.com

C'mon create something, put it on the big screen for everyone to see. Stop being a dumb indie artist with nothing to his name.

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>>28510414
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>>28536999
Even if I did my best, without restrictions you would regret it.

>>28536999
I'd just drive a truck of money to Momma Faust's place and tell her to write a series of pony adventure movies and a pilot for her Galaxy Girls stuff.

>>28535108
Flash Sentry rapes a member of the mane 6. They have to cope with the trauma of nobody believing them.

>>28535108

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>>28540522
You stole my idea you bitch. Fine, settle for an old one: have Pinkie affected by a reverse-entropy spell or something that causes her to bounce twice as high each time. Then maybe Twilight would have to calculate which bounce is going to send her off into space and have her bounce at the right angle so that she bounces into a geo-stable orbit around the planet..

>Episode starts with Luna and Celestia.
>They're getting ready for first royal meeting that she's holding.
>Luna is searching for something to wear that would fit this era because she feels like everything else she owns is old.
>Celestia comforts her telling her that whatever she wears is just fine and she has nothing to worry about.
>Sisters hug.

>Theme song.

>We see the meeting going to a close (Because Hasbro, and little girls would not want their show to be about politics).
>Twilight is giving out a speech about how all of them are doing a good job at keeping harmony in their country (or some bull like that).
>While it pans we see the other ponies around the table.
>The yaks from Yakyakistan.
>Gilda from Griffonstone (I don't know maybe she became some sort of politcal figure after bringing the economy up).
>Ember the Dragon Lord.
>The horses from Saddle Arabia
>Princess Cadence and Shining Armor from the Crystal Empire.
>And finally Princess Celestia and Luna from Canterlot.
>After bullshit speech ends everyone applauds.
>Then came the after party.
>Everyone began talking about other stuff.
>"How's life?", "Anything new happening?", "How do you like the food?"
>We then pan to Luna who is by herself being socially awkward.
>She's at the corner watching everyone else having fun while she's drinking fruit punch.
>Celestia goes to her to see what the matter is.
>She tells them that she still finds it awkward to be around all these ponies.
>Especially since she had nothing interesting to talk about.
>Celestia reminds her that she can dream jump, but Luna knocks it off as petty magic and uninteresting.
>We then see the screen rumble as the yaks want to make an announcement.
>The yaks announce that one of them is getting married in a couple of months and invites them all.
>Everyone cheers for their friend's union.
>Then everyone starts to talk about colt friends they had once or twice.
>Then then ask Celestia and Luna.

>>28545380
>Celestia brushes off the question saying she had thousands of years worth of dating and that there was no need to talk about it.
>They then go to Luna.
>She's starting to look nervous.
>She's never had a date in her life before.
>She wonders if they'll make fun of her if she says she has never had a colt friend at all.
>So she blabs that she currently has a colt friend.
>Everyone's interested.
>She then goes on and on about cool and hot he is.
>Twilight asks if there was some chance they could meet him someday.
>Now Luna was trapped even more in a corner.
>So she makes up another lie saying next week in her Royal meeting.
>Where she asks everyone else to bring their stud as well.
>We then see Celestia looking a bit disappointed as we see everyone else looking a bit interested and excited in the idea.
>We then cut back to Celestia and Luna flying back to their castle.
>Where Celestia starts asking Luna about what she just did.
>Luna explains herself as she was nervous and didn't want to be made fun of or whatever other excuse they could up with.
>Then she realizes that she has to find a colt friend now.
>Celestia then tells her it's not that easy.
>That a realationship takes time to form.
>Takes time...
>Time...
>Luna the goes on that she only has a week to find the perfect colt friend.
>She then starts leaving.
>Celestia asks Luna where she's going.
>Luna replies speed dating.

>Cut to commercial

>We fade in to see Luna litterally start speed dating.
>As she started it in Joe's Donut Shop.
>She litterally talks with stallions for a few seconds to see if they were actually worth being at least a temporary colt friend.
>We then get a montage of stallions all failing to meet her standards.
>We cut to Luna sulking as she orders some of Joe's donuts.
>She complains that it's already been three days and she hasn't even found a candidate for somepony to be colt friend.
>She then takes a bite out a donut.
>She then talks about how delicious they are.

>>28545392
>She then demands to see Joe to tell her how he came up with this perfect donut.
>He then goes on how just dreamed it up.
>He once saw it in a dream and then poof an awesome donut was made.
>This gives Luna an idea.
>She then thanks Joe and officially makes him the caterer to her meeting.
>We then cut to her room.
>She sets up her bed to be comfy.
>She then cuddles up in it and goes to her dream world.
>She then starts dreaming of what she believes is the perfect colt friend.
>She talks about the features that he has.
>His personality.
>His Special Talent.
>And how he always acts around her.
>We then get a white flash.
>We then fade into Luna's Royal meeting.
>Everyone has brought their "colt friend" (excluding Cadence and Shining because their married to each other so they bring their baby instead) with them.
>Luna then sits with Celestia looking very happy.
>Celestia asks Luna if she brought her "colt friend" she mentioned last week.
>She says you'll see.
>After a few more seconds we then see the door open wide.
>Coming in we see a black and red pegasus that has a skull and crossguitars for his cutie mark.
>He seems cool and hot as Luna described him to be.
>Celestia then whispers to Luna demanding her to know who this pony is.
>To which Luna reveals his name to be Coolguy McEdge.

>>28545403
>Celestia asks Luna how she got a stallion like him.
>She replies that she dreamed him up and used a spell to flesh him out and give him a personality.
>Celestia asks is this even safe to which Luna replies that after the night is done she's going to put him back into the dream world and say she's broke up with him.
>She then goes to Coolguy and whispers to him asking him if he remembered what to do which he replies sure, act like an awesome coltfriend towards you.
>Most of the second act has Luna showing off her "coltfriend" to everyone while Coolguy is being a jerk to everyone.
>Luna then finally meets Twilight who didn't even bring a coltfriend with.
>Twilight then explains that she never really had time for a coltfriend and she's fine being single.
>Luna then realized she was just fine without a coltfriend as well but would rather not say it.
>Then Coolguy insults her, calling her... whatever's kid friendly word for virgin, making Twilight cry.
>Luna then realized she made a huge mistake.

>Commercial Break.

>>28536768
leave the gay shit to Steven Jewniverse

>>28545414
>Luna goes to Donut Joe for a donut knowing they would cheer her up.
>Joe notices that something's wrong with Luna.
>She tells him about the situation she's in and how she ended up hurting someone in the process.
>Joe tries comfort Luna the best way he knows how... through donuts.. and a story.
>He then explains that he was in her situation once and then got laughed at for really not having a marefriend at all.
>But then he tells her he actually became fine with it.
>Coolguy sees that Luna is hanging with Joe and tells him to back off that she's his.
>To which Luna is not going to have.
>She reminds her "coltfriend" that he's just a dream that she dreamed up.
>She was not his.
>He's technically her's.
>And then states to him that she's breaking up with him.
>So Coolguy goes on stage interrupting the music players to make an announcement.
>He then tells everypony about what's really going on.
>That he's a dream and starts embarrassing Luna even more by showing off how pathetic it is that she has to dream up her coltfriend.
>Everyone starts staring at Luna now both embarrassed and angry that she decides to put Coolguy back into the dreamworld in which he belonged.
>Luna then apologizes to everyone, especially towards Twilight.
>She then let's everything continue the way it is.
>Celestia then admits to Luna she never actually dated anyone in her life either.
>Yada yada.

>End Credits.

So what do you guys think?
I personally give it Worst Episode/10.

This episode wouldn't fit 22 minutes.