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Thread #3: Stardust Crusaders

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Old Thread: >>28467607

Have you ever laid awake at night and so on and so forth. ArakiVision writefags edition.

FuckFaceMcGee: http://pastebin.com/515d4KLQ

Cameo: Ch1 - http://pastebin.com/UBXenXjj
Ch2 - http://pastebin.com/PqcSNfmX
Ch3 - http://pastebin.com/ic0y69y2
Ch4 - http://pastebin.com/FXmE8Ax5

FriskyBits: http://pastebin.com/QivjKsiH

AusAnon: http://pastebin.com/j3tK0khk

Anon: http://pastebin.com/E7N7QtRH
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>>28534440
Star!Anon here bringing back the
「STAND」 Generator!

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions and post your results!

As ordered by our fellow 「ORGASMATRON」, replece the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your stand looks and works!

You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/

Have fun and Stand Proud!
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>>28534465
Also, don't forget to participate in the 「ALL-STAR BATTLE」

Many stands were thought of or generated in these threads, so why not have them face against each other and see who comes up on top?
>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [BENZIN] vs. [Rocket Man]
>You can use as many stands as you want. They could fight in groups or be a huge battle royale.
>Example: [Fortunate Son] and [Saturn's Children] vs. [GRAND CANYON]
>Try to describe a reason for the fight, the flow of the battle and who wins and how.
>Example: [GLORIA DEO] drops rocks from the moon, [TELL ME BABY] dies miserably.

We've had some great battles last thread, so let's keep the party going.

>Suggested battles:

>Battle of the greens! [Saturn's Children] vs. 「FEATHERY」vs. 「Nowhere Man」vs. FuckFaceMcGee's Anon.

>Battle of the Pinks! 「GUNS 'N ROSES」vs. 「BALLROOM BLITZ」vs. [PARTY QUEEN]

>Battle of the OP! [GRAND CANYON] vs. [Glass of Water] vs. [End Credits]

>Battle of pending requests! 「ORGASMATRON」vs. [Portal Breakway]

Who will come up on top?
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>>28534440
>he used the same fucking OP pic THREE TIMES
fucking madman
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>>28534507

can you be the new thread pic provider? im kinda bad at it
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>>28534521
i got you senpai
use this one next time
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While the other thread is still afloat, coul someone make a list of all the stands that appeared. Some were pretty good and it would be a shame if they were lost into "4chan oblivion".
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>>28534440
GODDAMMIT OP USE A DIFFERENT PIC FOR ONCE

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE JOJO MLP IMAGE ON THE INTERNET
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>>28534532
fuck it i got more, let me dump them for OP
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>>28534554
Obligatory post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2D7ohWos0
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>>28534554
>>28534532

i was thinking this one, actually. prolly gonna end up using the pillarmen dazzlings one
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>>28534465
Fuck it, might as well do a Sutando

STAND NAME: LEE VAN CLEEF

APPEARANCE:
A human-sized puppet that is initially blank. After using its power, its appearance will change to denote what era the user is currently occupying/changing.

STATS:
POWER-A
SPEED-D
RANGE-E
DURABILITY-B
PRECISION-D
POTENTIAL-C

ABILITIES:
「ERA MANIPULATION」-
•The user is able to travel between different eras of history and change them by changing whatever appears on the puppet. The user can only go back and forward by 100 years from when they jumped. Also, when the user jumps back or forward, however much time they spent then will also be added to their present time. Ex: If the user spends ten seconds back or forward in time, when they arrive in the present, ten seconds will have passed from when there traveled. The effects of Lee Van Cleef end when the user is killed.

Seems like a pretty good villain Stand. What d'yall think?
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>>28534634
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Stand.
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>>28534507
>>28534521
"BASTARD! Tell me how many times have you used the same OP image!?!?"
>"How many loaves of bread have you eaten?"
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>her expression darkens as she slashes at your arm with the razor sharp blade, laying it open
"AWFUCK"
>your arm is split roughly six inches down the forearm, blood quickly spilling from the open wound
>with a flash, a Doctor Zed looking motherfucker of a Stand appears behind Redheart
>bloody apron, rubber gloves, one of those masks surgeons wear, and goggles all adorning a hospital room-green male body
>one of his hands grabs your right arm, to keep it from clutching at your new wound
>the other grabs your left arm, pushing it THROUGH the railing on the bed
>when it pulls away, your arm has the steel pipe going through it, bone and all
>it wasn't STABBED through, it's like all the material in your arm moved to make way for it
>"Now, where was I? Right, Flash's house. I went over a few times, and every time I tried to seduce him, but he wasn't having any of it. Over time, I kinda fell for him I guess. That's right, I love him, unconditionally. Unlike that bitch Sparkle, I'd never leave him. So, when he said he had something he needed me to do, I didn't flinch. Not when he asked me to come to his house."
>she takes a step closer and you see your own blood dripping off of the blade in her hand
>"Not when he sat me down and took out that gun."
>she begins slashing at the air in front of her with her toy
>"And not when he put it to my head and pulled the trigger."
>you have a plan
>it's gonna be tough, but you think you can handle it
"[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]!"
>you have to fuck this yandere ass bitch to save your skin
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>28534662
fucking kek
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>>28534673

that'll do me for the night, boys and girls?

next time on: Stand By Me!
>hot nurse-on-anon action!
>a declaration of love!
>frieza defeated!
>and more!
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>>28534545
They're all saved on Desuarchive, but I made a list of mine at http://pastebin.com/SLYG60wr for reference.
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>>28534465
Our fellow Sonic Youth, dammit! IS THIS A MEME IN THE MAKING OR SOME SHIT

>>28534487
>Battle of pending requests
It's fucking over unless whoever writes me decides I start carrying a lot of weapons just for this sort of thing.

>>28534554
Pic related. Also I guess I'll do my thing again
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>>28534699
You are too good for us anon. And I love how you added Apache to the list.
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>>28534699

>added apache

I can't...that's...yes. Just yes.
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>>28534699

Stand Name: [BENZIN]

Stand User: /pol/ Anon

Stand Ability: [Umbrakinetic Constructs/Umbrakinetic Teleportation]

(Don't remember stats, winging it.)

Power - B

Speed - A

Range - C

Durability - A

Precision - D

Potential - E

[BENZIN] allows its user to create solid objects and even creatures with limited sentience using shadows. These creatures become remote Stands that follow the users instructions. [BENZIN] also allows its user to call upon it for "typical" Stand combat (ora ora ora) and when it does, it forms a solid body that anyone can see, including those without Stands.
Finally, [BENZIN] allows its user to teleport short distances by fading into the shadows that its user is standing near. Another shadow must be nearby in order for the teleport to work.
[BENZIN] has a significant weakness. It, as well as it's constructs, are incapable of existing in bright light for more than a second. [BENZIN], as well as any construct created by it, can only exist in shadows and dim light. [BENZIN]'s power, speed, and durability do get higher the darker it is, but the difference is marginal between a dimly lit room and a dark cave.
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And now, the conclusion.

>>28530778

>You watch as [Fortunate Son] gets on guard, still staggered from your last blow.
"Mein Gott...I'll give you credit, Schweinhund. You certainly have spirit."
>"I still...have a chance."
>God, you feel like Obi-wan in his final battle with Anakin.
>You know what he's up to.
"Don't try it. You will fail."
>He preps himself to rush you.
>Good lord, he's gonna try it.
>He takes off.
>[BENZIN] launches a fist from your jacket.
>He ducks around the fist.
>[BENZIN] throws a second fist from your jacket.
>The motherfucker managed to jump it.
>He's closing fast on you, thinking he's got you cornered.
>"I've got you now!"
>He leaps toward you with a fist drawn back.
>But suddenly, out from under your hat, a third fist appears, slamming down on top of his head.
>It's a wonderful hit. He couldn't dodge, and he never saw it coming.
>Now that he's been disoriented, it's time to bring down the punishment.
"AUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUF!"
>[BENZIN] throws multiple punches in rapid succession, striking [Fortunate Son] fucking everywhere.
>With a final strike, [BENZIN] launches him away.
>As he lands, you adjust your SS cap.
"Auf wiedersehen."
>You depart, leaving him with those words.

[Fortunate Son]
Status: [Retired]
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>>28534713
>>28534707
Y-you too.

I just made a big batch of Mama Anon’s fried rice, and it’s raining outside, so here are some more ideas while I bask in the comfiness and put off sleeping:

「Feel Good Inc」- Stand composed of a shitload of microbes; everyone within range of the user infected through air or touch instantly suffers from dancing mania, which ceases only when they lose consciousness or the user is defeated. Feel Good Inc can specifically contanimate some surface, liquid, or person, in which case it is much stronger, but in an unconcentrated form it is very weak to antibiotics and other diseases, and cannot infect a person twice.

「Drops of Jupiter」- Nearby animals reflect the user’s emotions; when they are at peace other creatures are peaceful, when they are angry the nearby ecosystem becomes violent, et cetera. The animals always reflect the user’s actual feelings and not any faked or claimed ones.

「Firefall」- Creates blue flames which only burn a material specified by the user. The material cannot be living, and any resulting blazes cannot spread to or affect anything but the chosen material. The smoke, however, is as dangerous as smoke from any other fire.

「Code Monkey」- Activated when the user touches one or more written imperative statements; forces the user and target to behave under them. These statements cannot be written by the user or target. When one is broken by the target, the Stand attacks, and if one is broken by the user, the Stand is dismissed.
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>>28535003
「Crazy Frog」- Creates objects out of sound by vibrating the air. These objects have very little mass and are not normally visible, but are noticeable by their constant buzzing or humming.

「Cold Dust Girl 」- The user can create a clone of themselves at will. The clone is loyal to the death, but their mental state is terrible and rapidly worsens, making them impossible to control for more than a few hours. The user does not know the clone’s location, thoughts or progress unless they’ve provided it some means of communication, but are aware of when it’s been killed.

「Blank Space」- Accelerates and drastically slows circadian clocks, inflicting extreme forms of jet-lag and sleep deprivation on opponents and holding allies in extended alert states.

「Big Yellow Taxi」- The user can ‘absorb’ wood into their body by touching it. Absorbed wood augments their muscles and gets depleted by their metabolism as if it were un-nutritious food. Unmetabolized wood can be expelled from the user’s body at will, in whatever shape they desire.

「Mars Volta」- Controls and superheats dust, making fiery clumps which shine brilliantly but gutter quickly.
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>>28535143
「Who Let The Dogs Out」- Converts radiation into living things which are friendly to the user; background radiation can become a small swarm of bugs, an x-ray left on too long can become a panther, and a nuclear explosion can become an entire ecosystem. The change is permanent regardless of range or the user’s death, but animals can be forcibly converted back into radiation at the user’s discretion. Radiation which has been through this conversion process cannot be converted again.

「Eiffel Blue」- Mid-range Stand. As long as no one else is in range, the user becomes exponentially stronger over a period of minutes. This effect steadily decreases once someone enters the Stand’s area of effect, and evaporates completely within thirty seconds.

「Boulevard of Broken Dreams」- Summons things, for up to ten minutes, which have killed the target in other universes. The user cannot control what they summon, but will not be targeted by it, and can dismiss anything summoned at will. The more they know about the target, the more specific and consistent their summonings are.

Alright, I think that's all I've got for tonight.
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>>28534545
Stand Name: End Credits

Stand Ability: [Esoteric Star Manipulation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Star_Manipulation)

Power - A

Speed - C

Range - A

Durability - C

Precision - B

Potential - A

Description: The power to manipulate the esoteric stellar forces. A supernatural version of Stellar Manipulation. The user can manipulate the esoteric side of the stellar forces. As a result, this element has magical properties that can be used in various, unexpected ways. In addition to this, wielders will be able to access the mystical power of the Stars that were only described in myths.
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>>28528111
>>28528028

So, is there gonna be a continuation of Aria and [BENZIN]'s user? Cause I want that.
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>>28535506
Yeah. Who's gonna heal him? And what consecuences may result from these events?
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>>28535864
Well, there's already been an offer.

>>28529563
>>28529604
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>>28535864
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
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Would it be narcissistic of me to request an All-Star Battle featuring my anon? I want to see how he stacks up against other people's.
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>>28536139
I'd love to see that too, but i don't know who would offer to get horny in the middle of a fight... maybe if he teamed up with Sonic Youth?
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>>28536139
Vs. r63 [BENZIN] when?

You gotta admit, people in these threads seem to have a hard-on for that Stand with how much they're talked about, even before they had green.
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>>28536236
Everyone loves them edgy characters. Was he a pony in one of the fights?
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>>28536263

Not really. I did mention something about him being a red unicorn last thread, though.
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>>28534674
Oh shit is that RHCP's donger
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>>28534487
>>28536139
Alright, I’m writing the battle of the greens. I’m going with the idea that [FIRE IN THE CHURCH] increases dopamine, norepinephrine and estrogen levels in the body with each punch and doesn’t just induce lust. And I’m not entirely sure how the other two Stands work, so sorry for any shit characterization.

>Be Anon.
>Well...
>One of them.
“「Nowhere Man」!”
>”[FEATHERY ACT II]!”
>”[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]!
>”「Saturn’s Children」!”
>The air of Canterlot High is thick with punchghosts.
>You don’t know how you got here, but this is deep Rainboom territory.
>A bunch of little planets are being flung everywhere.
>One of the others is blasting music.
>The last is rushing for you.
>”REEEEEE!”
“Shit, shit, shit.”
>Reflexively, you summon your usual suspects.
>Your Stand spits them out as little balls of ectoplasm.
>Four Roman soldiers who died valiantly.
>You always wanted some Praetorians or Legionnares.
>Instead you get these losers.
>Fucking plebs.
>The guy with the green Stand over his shoulder keeps going.
>”REE REE REE REE!”
>His Stand punches straight for all four of them, but there’s no effect.
>Huh. You thought your ghosts were susceptible to other Stands.
>He’s staring at them, too.
>Then he shrugs, and pounces for you.
>You dive to the left.
>Too late.
>”REEEE!”
“Fuck!”
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>>28536607
>The punch doesn’t hurt that much, actually.
>You’re still slammed to the ground, though.
>Then it starts beating on you.
>...
>Each punch hurts a little less than the last, actually.
>Agh!
>Okay, there it is.
>The ceiling is spinning, your tongue is on fire, you’re tired and you want to go home.
>After a moment he stops and looks down at you, a little puzzled.
“Does it just need more for guys…?”
>You don’t know what that means, but you roll over enough to puke up your breakfast.
>Cornflakes.
>Now you’re kind of twitching.
>He just stares at you, like you’re a fern he poured too much water into.
>Then your guys spring into action.
>One grabs his hair and tugs backwards, another holds his ankle, and a third pulls his shirt over his face.
>”What the--!”
>He stumbles backwards and crashes to the ground.
>Now your ghosts are holding his wrists and ankles down as well as they can.
>If you had less than four of these fucks you’d never get anything done.
>You struggle up, trying to ignore your heart racing.
>Then you walk over--
>You sway.
>You fall down to one knee.
>Okay.
>You push yourself up and ignore the vomit reflexes kicking away in your chest.
>His Stand is trying to beat back your ghosts, but its fists aren’t connecting.
>You ignore it, drop down and start punching him.
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>>28536607
>>28536612

>getting gang raped by legionnaires and totally beefing the fight in general

Yeah sounds about right
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>>28536612
>"Does it just need more for guys...?"
Typo, sorry.

>Be Anon
>You aren’t in Equestria anymore.
>Maybe it’s a middle school, or maybe it’s a dream, or some magical glitch.
>You sometimes dreamed of coming back to Earth, but...
>Well, not now.
>And not like this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_uYSfEyOcE
>“I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go!”
>The words and notes explode outward as this bird shreds guitar nearby.
>You bring「Saturn’s Children」up in front of yourself to block them.
>The notes explode into little clouds of gas tinged with color, like lightshow smoke.
>You really don’t want one of those to hit you.
>”Walking with a dead man over my shoulder!”
>A barrage of notes comes in a sudden solo, circling around you now.
>Your Stand spins around you to deflect them.
>The guy singing looks like you, but… younger.
>”I was struck by lightning, walking down the street!”
>This one surges at you from above.
>Shit!
>It connects faster than you can bring up your Stand to block it.
>You’re thrown, sprawling, into the nearest locker.
>And then the idea hits you.
>Of course, you’ve got the one thing in your disposal that’s always in a school!
>「Saturn’s Children」circles around you as you dash for the nearest classroom.
>The door’s locked!
>”I was hit by something last night in my sleep!”
>You see the sentence coming at you from down the hallway.
>Further down the other two are punching each other.
>Your Stand forms a fast, spinning tunnel, dragging in the air.
>The sentence comes straight through at you, and you sidestep it as it crashes through the door.
>You’re in!
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>>28536754
>On that day...
>Mankind received a grim reminder....
>It lived in fear...
>...of Oingo Boingo
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>>28536858
Twilight would have a blast listening to Weird Science.
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>>28536754
>Be Anon.
>For the hundredth time you don’t know what’s going on, and you’re sick of it.
>But everyone’s fighting, so you might as well join in.
>The tall guy just ran into a classroom, planets in tow.
>You send some sounds in after him.
”Dooon’t ruuun awaaay, it’s only me!”
>[FEATHERY] moves with you toward the door, faithfully playing.
>Better safe than sorry, you hurl in a few more lines through the walls.
”Waiting for an invitation to arrive!”
“Going to a party with no one still alive!”
“Don’t be a-fraid of what you caAaAaAa-an’t see!”
>Through the resulting holes and explosions, you can see a bunch of desks upturned and arranged into a hasty fort.
>It’s a pretty nice one, too, given how little time he had.
>He throws one of the desks at you.
>You don’t even need a Stand to catch it and toss it aside.
>Then he drops back to the floor, hiding while his Stand spins angrily in the air.
“I was struck by lightning, walking down the street!”
>The notes get puilled up into the Stand and thrown through the far wall.
>You try again.
“I was hit by something last night in my sleep!”
>...Nope.
>Another desk, another catch.
>Does he think this is going to stall you for more than two minutes?
>Is he trying to give you a bloody nose?
“If you give up and tell me what’s going on, you can come out.”
>He doesn’t answer.
>Fine.
>You clear your throat and launch a new barrage.
“It’s a dead man’s party! Who could ask for more?”
“Everybody’s coming, leave your body at the door!”
“Leave your body and soul at the door!”
>These strike the ground instead of the planets, cracking the tile and sending desks flying.
>The enemy Stand’s spinning really angrily now, like the owner’s freaking out.
>Good.
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>>28536899
>You can see him crouching behind one unscattered desk, and before you can sing again he picks it up, swings it and sends it straight for you.
>You catch it, take a step back and drop it.
“Seriousl-”
>Then something else hits you like a bullet, slingshot straight from the planets.
>It goes straight into your mouth.
>It takes a moment to realize what it is, as your jaw compensates and you start breathing from your nose.
>Ancient chewing gum.
>It’s sticking to you, half-melting with bits of disgusting sticky shit, and you can’t spit it out.
>[FEATHERY] goes quiet, and the taller guy runs over, planets spinning ahead of him and smashing into your Stand.
>He delivers a solid punch to your throat, and you’re down.

[FEATHERY]: Retired.
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>>28536908
>1 down.
>3 Anons left.
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>>28536908
>Be Anon.
>This shit ain’t going well for you.
>You’re pretty sure ghosts can’t get horny now.
>If that’s what these things keeping you in man-bondage are.
>And unfortunately, your lust punches don’t work on things without vaginas.
>n-no homo
>You’re getting pounded by this guy and his fucking ancient soldier brigade.
>But bad for them.
>They don’t know what you’re capable of.
>You call out through your bloody nose.
“[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]...”
>The other guy hits you harder and then looks over his shoulder to make sure your Stand’s not there.
>When it isn’t, he looks confused.
>Gotcha, bitch.
>Just need to waste a few more seconds.
“I’m going to show you the Anon family’s secret technique now, so you’d better watch out!”
>He looks genuinely scared by that, in a half-awake way.
>”You’re not doing anything anywhere.”
>He mumbles.
>You almost wish he were healthy, to better witness your badassery.
“Oh yeah? Well, what about THIS?”
>Your Stand finishes punching through the floor below you, and both of you go falling into the hallway below.
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>>28537001
>Well, HE goes falling.
>You’ve got four ghosts tugging at you for a second, before they let go.
>That’s long enough to get your Stand in position.
>He catches you in his sweaty, beefy arms halfway through and lowers you the rest of the way.
>The other guy’s laying on the floor in pain, the ghosts hovering around him.
>Right.
>Those things.
>One goes zipping off through a wall, and the other three stay there while he vomits some more.
>Must be remote type sub-stands, or something.
>Well, if your Stand doesn’t work on them, you’ll just have to hit through them!
>You rush forward, readying a REE.
>And then stop.
>Oh. He’s passed out.
>The three of them pull at his ankles, awkwardly dragging him away from you.
>Then the fire alarm goes off, and the fourth comes back to help.
>It’s kind of sad to watch, actually.
>Shit.
“...”
>[FIRE IN THE CHURCH] picks up the guy, and the ghosts swarm you again.
>One of them punches you in the nuts.
“OWW! Hey!”
>Just what you get for trying to be nice.
>Then they notice your Stand pushing open the door to the nearest bathroom and setting the guy down in it.
>You can deal with him later, you guess.
>They nod at you, and fly through the wall to join him.
“Yeah, w-whatever.”

「Nowhere Man」: Retired
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>>28537092
Roman bros.
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>You are...
>Not Anon.
>Waking up via your alarm blurting in your ear you begrudgingly wake up.
>6:30, Why did you have to get up everyday at 6:30?
>Standing up you slowly manage to drag yourself across the room.
>Your only motivation is the smell of bacon and eggs being cooked by your mom.
>Slowly making your way down the stairs your mother decides to do her normal routine of annoying you.
>"Good morning, how are you today?"
>Ignoring her you slump onto the table and take a huge whiff of your breakfast.
>She may be annoying, and all your friends may think she's extremely hot. but she makes some top tier breakfast.
>Not even Gordon ramsay can compete.
>"Sorry sweetie, I couldn't quite hear you."
>Grunting at her words you wolf down your 11/10 breakfast and make your way to the bathroom.
>Why must people feel the need to 'force' conversation, it irritates you beyond words.
>Sighing you undress as you finish brushing your teeth and step into the shower.
>You curse your height and muscularity, I mean your seriously ripped and you're only Whatever age the EqG's are, i'm going with 18 so 18
>before you knew it you finished your shower and got yourself out and back into your room.
>Brogue boots, check, Navy Blue Jeans. check, Grandad white shirt. check. Black thick fleece, check. Hair in a combed over yet thick style, check.
>Alright let's just get this over with.
>Walking towards the door your mother 'hugs' you and by hugs you mean attacks.
>"Oh I love you so much sweetie, take care out there and i'll see you later."
>Before your hand could cover her face you were surprised attacked by a smooch to the cheek.
"Thanks mum"
>You say through gritted teeth.
>Walking off with her waving for about half a mile you finally reach the true thing that wakes you (besides coffee)
>Your car the Fiat punto 57 plate, pitch black and you can still see the shine on it.
>Flicking your key you hop in and get yourself ready.
>Ignition on!
>LET'S ROCK!
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>>28536896
“SciTwi” -「Weird Science」- Allows the user to delete any actions they’ve taken in the last three minutes from causality. Any damage, effects or memories the user recieves from them will not be cancelled out, but the rest of the world will behave as if the actions were never taken. The Stand's temporal range can be increased steadily through training and flares with the user's willpower. Deaths caused by the user cannot be undone.

(Ex. The glitch in Unleash the Magic where she takes off the necklace and then, in the next shot, she’s wearing it around her neck again.)

>>28537092
>Be Anon.
>You’re getting a little fatigued, and you need to wrap this up.
>The other two are gone, a little investigation shows where.
>You take the stairs to conserve your energy, even though the fire alarm’s going..
>If this place is really on fire you guess you’ll deal with that when you come to it.
>You doubt it, though.
>As you emerge into the hallway, there’s only one kid left, and his back’s to you.
“You’re the one who brought me here, aren’t you?”
>He startles and spins around.
>”Whuh?”
“You’re the only one left, it seems. It has to be you. And I need to get back where I came from. If you send me back we can go on with our lives in our own, separate dimensions. If not...”
>The planets whir around you, you hope threateningly.
>A lot of expressions pass over his face.
>Then he strikes, his Stand shrieking as they close the distance.
>”REEEEEE!”
>「Saturn’s Children」comes up to block it, and when its fist connects both Stands stop.
>They strain against each other, and then more of the planets hit.
>He gets pushed backward, slowly and steadily, until his attack fails and he goes flying.
>You fish in your pocket for a bit, and find a handful.
>You smile.
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>>28537196
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmIitQiVXq0&list=PL06CFD3DCD3E481E5&index=10
>You felt your body become one with your car, you had become speed and power.
>You were ready to truly start your day.
>Roaring your engine you start your long drive to school.
>50 was your 30 in the almost non existent traffic.
>With city mode engaged your steering became light as a feather.
>While you respected your family really you just truly felt yourself when you were driving, you passed a year ago and used all the money you saved since you were 8 to buy this car...
>And every penny was worth it.
>You were halfway across your journey as you stopped at your first red light.
>You also saw your first car alongside you, waiting.
>Hmmmm a Nissan micra 03 SX in a medium blue colour.
>Time to make him feel like a jackass.
>Orange.
>Rev up your engine like something from fast and furious,
>You didn't look at the driver properly before you put the pedal to the metal at green.
>10...30...50...70...
>He's putting a pretty good performance in, usually he would be out of your point of view by now but your still neck and neck.
>Time to actually go all out.
>110...
>Your engine roared at full fury as you were still neck and neck.
>This guy is seriously impressive, you'll have to take note if you see him again.
>4 minutes away from school and he turned right.
>He must be a Crystal prep student, heading into those high up areas. but he's one of the only drivers you met who actually impressed you.
>What was his licence plate number again.
>Z3PP3L1
>Pulling up into school you take your place next to your favorite teacher, and by favorite you mean most dreaded. Mr Discord.
>If you were an evil bastard you would key his car till it was more scratches then metal, but you wouldn't stoop down that low.
>Popping a chewing gum into your mouth you open the main door and make your way through the slowly starting school.
>What a bizarre yet awesome way to start the day.
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>>28537292
Also,「Weird Science」can't alter the memories of other Stand Users.

>Be Anon.
>You look like shit, you feel like shit, and you’re fighting a guy with a solar system flying around him.
>It’s not your day.
>Time for a double dose of the secret technique!
>You get up and run around the corner in time to hear the whoosh and the ping.
>There’s a little gold coin denting the wall where your head was.
>You ain’t fucking with that.
>You haul ass to the nearest stairwell and head down.
>There’s a chance.
I just need to get to that place…!
>Heh.
>Wait.
>This is no time for Chinese cartoon references, damn it.
>It made you feel a little better, though.
>You hear his footsteps above you and start going faster, jumping down the last four and into the first floor hallway.
>(Why is this school so rich it has three floors?)
>You can hear your salvation in the distance as you keep moving.
>He won’t murder you with people around.
>You hope.
>Then another coin smashes into the wall a few feet from you.
>Best to think of a different plan...
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>>28537293
>Traversing your way through the dreaded halls you notice two things, 1) the normal stuff, teachers looking like zombies slowly adjusting to the time and secondly the not so normal stuff...
>Someone actually had the nerve to be leaning against your locker.
>She was a girl of average to above average height for the girls of this school.
>Adorning a bomber jacket and some silver hair she butted out her cigarette against your locker.
>This bitch has a lot of nerve.
>Standing up to full height you were a terrifying 195cm, closing the distance between yourselves she slowly noticed this.
>"Hey, big boy"
"Hey, Bitch"
>She rolled her eyes as you were within arms length of her.
>"The names Gilda not 'Bitch', anyway let's cut the crap, what's your name wimp?"
>Ignoring her you pushed her so you could get to your locker.
"I've got better things to do than spend my time dealing with y-"
>Before you could finish your sentence your chin was slapped by the tallish girl standing on tip-toes just reaching your face.
>"I said what's your name wimp, speak when spoken too!"
"My name?"
>You stay quiet for a moment.
>"Yeah your name dweeb"
>She pulls out another cigarette lights it up and puffs some smoke in your face.
>you hate smoke...
"My name..."
>She draws her fist back ready to strike again.
>"I'll beat it outta ya punk, this is my tu-"
>She's interrupted as you flick her nose.
>Blood trickles and tears start to form.
"My name is... Joe..."
"Joe Joestar"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krl0p_Nrvow
>The 'big girl' runs off crying yelling about getting you back.
>You're awake now thanks to that rude interruption.
"The nerve of some people 'my turf' stupid bitch had it coming"
>Opening up your locker you put away your fleece and do your start of school pose.
>pic related
>You just hope your day doesn't get more annoying than this.
>Shutting your locker you pull your rucksack over your shoulder and slowly make your way to your first class.
>Lets go Jojo.
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>>28537402
>Be Anon.
>The ringing in your ears is hurting your aim.
>You know where this guy’s going, of course.
>The exit.
>You can’t let him out into the open, there are too many open spaces for him to escape.
>You can picture all of your friends, waiting for you to come home...
>You have to beat the answer out of him!
>Turn the corner, long hallway and he isn’t strafing.
>You go for a shot to his leg, flipping the bit into「Saturn’s Children」
>It fires with calm precision.
>The kid stumbles for a moment and falls.
>It’s a direct hit!
>You follow it up with another as he stands up again.
>On this one, he cries out.
“You ready to talk yet?”
>He coughs into his shirt and flips you the bird.
“Suit yourself.”
>You toss the whole handful of coins into your Stand, and it fires them like buckshot.
>As you do that, a locker door breaks free of its hinges, and you see his Stand holding it.
>”[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]!”
>After a moment seeing its muscles tense, you realize what’s about to happen.
>You hit the floor as it bats the coins back at you.
>Some of them hit your Stand, and they feel like gut punches.
>You jump back up to your feet, and he’s nearing the end of the hallway, limping now.
>Then he looks up, and both of you see it.
>His ultimate doom.
>A firefighter, mask and all.
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>>28537459
>School was now in full effect and where you stepped no one got in your way.
>Just the way you liked it.
>"JOJO THERE YOU ARE!"
>Here we go...
>"There he is, mr big, the racer, the quickest thing in this school... well not for much longer anyway."
>Rainbow Dash.
"I've beaten you about 10 times now Dash I literally lap you in my car and I put you to shame on the track."
>"Y-yeah well time'll be different Big guy!"
>She attempts to lean on you, but falls face first as you keep moving.
>You mutter under your breath...
"For you"
>Dash not accepting your ignorance decides to literally clamp herself to your arm.
>"Why won't you notice me or give me any attention?!?!"
>You stop your trek, causing Dash to bump into you.
>You stare into her eyes, her magenta eyes being pierced by your light blue.
>She wants to say something but can't. your looks must have mesmerised her.
>Letting go of your arm you get to first class before your late.
>That'll be enough 'attention' for her to leave you alone for the day.
>Reaching your first class you brace yourself, it's your worst one of the day, History with Mr Discord.
>Plus to make it worse you gotta share this lesson with the new freshers.
>Getting in cue with your usual class mates you watch the clock slowly tick down to the start of class.
>As usual you are in the back of the line where only the badasses go.
>Watching in the distance you see some freshers try and get through the thick crowd.
>One a marshmallow girl trips and drops her stuff everywhere, her ruler landing by your feet.
"Heh,,, Freshers"
>Bending down to pick it up and be nice for once the students watch you in shock.
>"Yo is Joe actually being nice for once?"
>You don't want this attention.
>You drop the ruler and wait for the owner to come get it herself.
>"MR JOESTAR!"
>Discord...
>"Don't you want to help that poor little girl by recovering her items?"
"Don't you not want to put me on the spot before class begins?"
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>>28537550
>Be Anon.
>”What are you doing here, son?”
>You look up after you hear the question, gauging your options.
>The older guy comes over, and you can feel the smugness coming off of him.
>His Stand flies around and blocks the hallway beyond, making sure you won’t run past.
>”Oh, I’m so glad you showed up. I found this young man roaming the halls today, pulling the alarms. He seemed very violent, and wouldn’t tell me where his wounds came from. I think it might be drugs.”
>Bastard.
>There are more sirens outside, but any other firefighters seem to be somewhere else.
>”Is that true, son?”
>You take a deep breath.
“[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]!”
>The planet user steps back, but you don’t hit him.
>No.
>”REEEEEEEEE!”
>He’s about to be in a world of trouble.
>The firefighter stops, takes a breath, and removes the mask.
>She’s a blonde.
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>>28537619
>You sidestep her, trying to stay out of the way.
>She sees Captain Planet, and goes in for the kill.
>She’s murmuring things under her breath as she strips out of the outfit.
>He looks alarmed and tries to step back, but he can’t stop her.
>”D-don’t you think you should take care-”
>She kisses him.
>You walk over, look him over, and crack your knuckles.
“I hope she’s into necrophilia, bro.”
>”REE REE REE REE REE!”
>Your Stand pummels them both.
>Every hit makes her cling to him harder and him look sicker and sicker.
>You give it extra for good measure, until he seems barely conscious and she’s ravishing him like an animal.
>Then you turn and check around the corner.
>The coast is clear and the planets are gone, although the sirens are still going.
>You run for a side exit and make it outside.
>It’s a fire exit, but there’s no real telling in all the chaos.
>Now...
>Time to work out what freaky shit’s going down here.

「Saturn’s Children」: Retired!
[FIRE IN THE CHURCH]: Victor!
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>>28537619

Pluck n luck BAYBEE

this is a really good series of greens, you should make a pastebin. I'm not saying that because I made it to the finals, this is legit quality.
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>>28537593
>He may be an asshole but he's an asshole with power.
>"How about I make this easy for you to understand. help the girl otherwise it's your lunch with me"
>You'd rather take your chances with some month old milk.
>Grunting you pick up the ruler and make your way towards the marshmallow girl you felt discords doom like glare shend chills up your spine.
>Sometimes you think he gets a kick from being a humongous asshole
"Hey, here's your ruler."
>You hear a coughing come from Mr Discord
>"AND your pencil"
>'and your pen-'
>Her pencil was also in your hand; BUT HOW!?!?
"A-and your Pencil"
>She's speechless but nods her head in gratitude.
>"See JoJo doesn't being nice to someone make you feel better, now you'll only be spending 5 minutes with me at lunch"
>This teacher is too big for his boots, makes you look like a jerk and a thief in front of the class and makes you interact with a fresher.
>What an Asshole.
>Mr Discord gets very close and whispers into your ear.
>"I heard that"
>Getting into class you sit in the back away from the rest of the rabble.
>It felt nice to at least have both seats either side of you free.
>The nearest person to you was that quiet ginger giant (well he was tiny compared to you), big mac that was it.
>He knew not to look in your direction.
>"Alright class, todays lesson is about ourselves and our families pasts, so would you like to spend 5 minutes thinking about your family and anything interesting you'd like to share with the class."
>Rubbing your head you wait for the day to go by.
>"Alright now you've all thought of something interesting to say how about you all team up and discuss your bits together. let's see everyone find a partner."
>one moment everyone is running around frantically the next you blink and well there's only that marshmallow girl left.
>"Ah Perfect JoJo you'll be paired with Sweetie be-"
>A loud crashing noise cuts Dick-cord sentence short as a orange and yellow girl burst out of the entrance.
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How surprisingly accurate for the name

Stand Name: Change the Formality

Stand Ability: [Magic Generation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation)

Power - A

Speed - A

Range - C

Durability - E

Precision - C

Potential - E

Description: The power to generate magic. Sub-power of Magic. Opposite of Magic Destruction. The user can generate magic, acting as a source for the archaic energy and can even empower other magic-users
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>>28537661
Th-thanks. I've been trying to reach professional quality since I was in 8th grade, so I'm glad to know it's paid off a little.

Also, http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre. It's got some /dzg/ greens on it, too.

I've got work for the rest of the day in an hour, but I'm glad I made something today. If anyone wants to give me some more matchups to chew on while I work, I'd appreciate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_8Ubgg3Dto
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>>28537659
Seems it wasn't [FITC]...
But beauty that killed the beast.
That was sum good shit, man. I don't care that I lost, that was just GOOD
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Stand Name: 「World of Dogs」

Stand Appearance: Either specified by the user, or takes on the look of a "Dog" by default.

Power - Varies

Speed - Varies

Range - A

Durability - Varies

Precision - Varies

Potential - B

Ability: 「World of Dogs」 has the ability to create "Dogs" from any material that the user touches. These dogs will be made of the material that it came from and will be empowered by it. ie A Dog made from steel will be more durable while a Dog made from cotton will be lighter.
However, these Dogs can only be controlled as you would an actual Dog, and they are limited in intelligence and problem solving ability.
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>>28537709
>"S-sorry being late Mr Discord sir, Scootaloo was trying to find a short cut but we ended up going the much longer way around."
>You could see his almost serpent like eyes lock onto you.
>"That's quite alright girls, please take a seat with Sweetie belle and Mr Joestar over there. the topic was interesting things in our family history."
>Discord... There was something inside you that had a personal deep burning hatred for him.
>Accepting your fate you were surrounded by fresher girls.
>"Well the best thing I know in my history was seeing Rainbow Dash jump over a huge ditch in my back yard, she's so COOL!"
>You bury your head into your hands and let out a loud groan.
>It's going to be a very very long day.
"Scootaloo was it?"
>She stutters at you mentioning her name.
>Taking it as a sign of you being acknowledged you continue.
"In all your years of being born you cannot tell me the most interesting thing in your 'family' history is Rainbow Dash jumping some 4 ft ditch"
>The Marshmallow girl was the next to speak or should I say squeak up.
>"OH I got one, my sister making some clothes for Sapphire shores, all part of Filthy riches, play guy calendar."
>She pulls out the calendar showing a yellow girl with blue hair in some... very revealing lingerie.
>You grab it for her own sake and your 'research' later on tonight.
>"HEY THAT'S MI-"
"If you want to give yourself and your sister a good name here I advise you never to let anyone know this again."
>Finally it was the Yellow girls turn.
>"Well ah don't know too much about anything too interesting but we apples have a lotta history, going back from my great great great granny Jonagold to my nephew Gravenstein, we apple family have a lot of great farming history with Apples just ask my granny smith, Brother Big Macintosh or Sister Applejack."
>Deciding it would be enough to get away from actually talking you just nod your head as discord starts picking groups, you've got a migraine from all those apple names
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>>28537915
>checking the clock it's been half an hour into the lesson, just 30 more minutes.
>The other groups speak equally unimportant, boring shit and then it reaches your group.
>Applebloom flails her arm around as you smile waiting for this all to be over.
>"Let's see Oh JoJo you look like you have some interesting history"
>You watch Applebloom's face deflate into sadness.
>Right well you actually liked History but just thought your teacher was an intolerable asshole.
"Well it all determines what story would you like to hear about my great great great great grandfathers fight against the evil vampire Dio back in the 1880's or how my alternate great great great great grandfather defeated the President of the united states in the 1890's."
>The class remain silent
>"Come on Jojo we know that second one isn't true 'killing the president' as if anyone could do THAT"
>Yeah you pulled that one out of the hat but for all you know it probably happened.
>"So Jojo, finished making an idiot of yourself?"
>Alright fuck it.
"Hey Discord, you done being a cunt for today?"
>"ANONYMOUS!!!!"
>That... wasn't Discord
>"Ah Principal Celestia, how good of you to join us.
"Discord..."
>The star on the back of your neck was burning up in anger.
>"Jojo, my office now!"
"Yes Principal Celestia."
>As you leave you shoot Discord one final death glare into Discord.
>Next thing you know you're sitting in the office with the two principals
>"Vice principal Luna and myself are getting very concerned with your attitude and behaviour as a whole, you beat up our new student from Gryphondale high, Gilda and than verbally assaulted Mr Discord... In Front of freshers no less!"
"Okay, One 'Gilda' slapped me and was smoking and causing damage to my locker / school property and i tried being peaceful but had little to no choice."
>You take a breath before the principals interrupt you.
"Discord is an asshole to me, he treats me like shit and honestly only picks on me for no reason."

to be continued
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did any of y'all see the new intro for part 4? it's super fucking lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9C0Vfzuvx4

>>28538335
also my dude, good green so far, noice to see a jojo in this bitch. can't wait for more
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>>28538644
Was just about to post it. I liked it, it's subtle but has everything that's going to hapen.
>>28538335
Nice story. I'm looking forward for the next part.
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>>28538644
think they'll do something at the end of it, like they did with End of The World in Stardust Crusaders?
Like, Kira appears at the end and resets the OP back to the start before blowing it up?
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>>28538720
There already are some subtle references to BITE THE DUST. There are multiples of almost every character... except for Hayate.
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Rate dat new OP bois
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a night of drinking and debauchery awaits, hold down the fort for me, eh boys?

>>28539307
8/10 bretty gud
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>>28539307
BITE THE DUST/10
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>>28539307
GOOD/10
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"I, Sunset Shimmer, have a dream!"
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>>28539778
Male!Shimmer makes me feel a little bit confused...
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>>28539827
Male!Shimmer makes me want to cuddle with him.
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Let's play a game seeing as how I can't really get into writing tonight.

List things that control their stands better than holly joestar
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>>28540116
>Some leaves... or was it a street?
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>>28540116

a smoking gorilla
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>>28540116
a fucking rat
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>>28540116
Killer Queen, a Stand, is better at controlling another Stand, Stray Cat Strut, than Holly Joestar is.
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>>28540116
Joshu
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>>28540116
Any Anon in this thread.
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Rocket!Anon here. Anyone mind if I dump some stand concepts I came up with?
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>>28540468
i don't mind at all, go ahead my dude
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>>28540468
YES! YES! YES!
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Stand Name: [Dancing Mad]

Stand Ability: Parasitic Symbiosis

Power - E

Speed - E

Range - E

Durability -E

Precision - E

Potential - A

Description: A stand who's user has long since died, [Dancing Mad] is a sinister parasite that grants it's host ever increasing strength. The price of this strength is the host's emotional intelligence. Eventually, the user becomes a being of physical and mental perfection, but completely lacking in empathy or any other emotional capacity. The only thing left is for [Dancing Mad] to move on. This often kils the host.
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>>28540517
We FF6 now!
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>>28540517
Stand Name: [Everybody's Peace]

Stand Ability: Strength throughHope

Power - Varies

Speed - Varies

Range - Varies

Durability - Varies

Precision - A

Potential - A

Description: A stand that takes the shape of a spiraling drill, the strength of [Everybody's Peace] is dependent on it's users ability to kick logic to the curb and shot for tomorrow.

To put it simply, the more confident the user is that they'll win, the more likely they are to win.
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>>28540539
Stand Name: [Bloody Stream]

Stand Ability: Future Sight

Power - D

Speed - C

Range - Infinite

Durability - E

Precision - A

Potential - C

Description: [Bloody Stream] is not a combat-oriented stand. It instead allows the user to see into the minds of those they're fighting, predicting any and all movements that they'll make.

[Bloody Stream] can also weaken an enemies mental strength and confidence if the user is able to correctly predict their next move.
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>>28540539
I could imagine something alike
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment
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>>28540570
Stand Name: [Get Schwifty]

Stand Ability: Emotional Intensification

Power - D

Speed - A

Range - D

Durability -A

Precision - B

Potential - B

Description: [Get Schwifty] pushes the emotions of everyone nearby and pushes them past eleven.

What this means depends on what the person was feeling.
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>>28540597
Now do one for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws
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>>28540609
>>28540597

Stand Name: [M O O N M E N]

Stand Ability: Hallucination Induction

Power - E

Speed - D

Range - A

Durability -C

Precision -B

Potential - D

Description: [M O O N M E N] is a formless cloud that drifts rhythmically around it's user, emitting tones that produce powerful hallucinations.

Only those with powerfully trained minds can resist them.
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>>28540636
Yeah!
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>>28540539
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 9: TRIXIE AND STARLIGHT DON'T KNOW WHAT HITS THEM
OPEN THE GAME!

>Trixie has never had a friend before
>Sure, you've had droves upon droves of fans
>Well, okay, maybe not THAT many fans...
>But a genuine friend is a new experience for you
>Not that you'd mess it up!
>You may be the humble and kind Trixie now
>But that doesn't mean you're NOT great and powerful still
>You'll do fine!
>Yeah...
>...
>This silence betwixt you and Starlight isn't awkward at ALL
>"Trixie? You okay?"
"Yes, Trixie's fine. She's just... slightly nervous."
>"What's up?"
"Am... Am I a good friend?"
>This stops Starlight
>"Well... I mean, you're kinda... y'know, a show off, which I guess comes with the territory of being a performer. You also talk in the third person which can sometimes get on my nerves..."
>Your face lowers slightly
>"But you're still a good friend! Nopony's perfect!"
>Of course!
>W-Who could possibly deny their love of the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE?
>Y'know...
>Besides anyone with a tomato, or anything small enough to not be lethal but still do damage
>"What's wrong Trixie?"
"I'm still not used to this whole... friendship thing."
>"Oh, don't worry, you'll get it in no time. Besides, isn't this the point of why we're walking to your house? To hang out and become better friends?"
"Yes, of course! Trixie was just..."
>You pause, attempting to find an answer that didn't sound needy or limp
"Do you think the other girls hate Trixie?"
>"Well du-"
>She stops as she notices the frown on your face
>"-I'm sure that, in time, they'll appreciate your company, but-... Yeah, I got nothin'."
"Trixie thanks you for the attempt nonetheless."
>"No problem."
>Starlight wraps her foreleg around your neck
>"That's what friends are for, right?"
>This puts a smile on your face
>A few minutes pass as you both arrive at your trailer in a field a few minutes away from Ponyville, next to the Everfree
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grabbed pen and paper, went into fugue state while listening to PlagueofGripes, well, gripe, more finalized sketch of [BEAUTIFUL LIAR] resulted

I should get some colored pens from the school bookstore and color her in...
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>>28540795
Awesome!
Are there more drawings on the other side?
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>>28540818
just the one from the night before in the other thread
It's mostly just failures and style explorations
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>>28540795
>>28540828
Are we going to see some green about [BEAUTIFUL LIAR] in the near future?
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>>28540862
Oh goodness, um, maybe?
I've been creating her from the point of view of an outsider viewing her, so most of the scenarios have been someone either breaking into her honey shop or damaging her mask and, being non-Stand users, completely overwhelmed/horrified before she encounters another user who can see past her human disguise.

As a character the Queen Bee, like Kira, just wants to live an ordinary life and provide for her subjects, while selling her honey. She's not evil, just ruthless when someone does something that endangers her secret.

I suppose I could write an encounter from an outsider's perspective, but tying it in to anything MLP related might be difficult... hm, maybe Anon runs into her, stumbles, makes her mask tear and, while running from her, is saved by a Stand-using Sunset? Hm... Ah, but then I'd have to make Sunset's Stand! Troublesome, but it could be fun!
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>>28540910
I love the idea of an outsider's POV. Maybe even a victim to keep it as an horror story.
As for the MLP characters, while I love Sunset, I think these kinds of stories may benefit from using secondary characters.
I've been working on one myself and only included Daring Do as for now.
But then again, you've got more experience in greens than myself, so I trust your decisions.
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>>28540934
I'll definitely consider it, but how could I ever resist writing a Stand fight?
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>>28540995
I know what you mean.
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>>28540910
>beautiful liar is keaton
should've fucking known it was your dumb ass
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>>28541031
Always pleased to see my infamy carry across threads.
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>>28541049
side note, but what would be a good Song/Stand Name for Sunset's punchghost?
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>>28541073
[My Past is not Today]
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>>28541073
My guess is that the power should come first... but if you want to start form the name, you could use one of the movie songs. Or some rock song. Sunset seems like a rocking girl.
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>>28541087
Eh, that seems a bit on the nose.

>>28541097
Funnily enough, the first one I rolled on the generator was Ultraviolet Manipulation, which offers up a whole host of powers and is thematically appropriate.
I'm thinking something from Blind Guardian, though that might just be my personal taste over what would be most fitting.
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>>28541112
Will she also have mind reading powers... or spider sense?
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>>28541112
Oh god, I want it to be Control the Divine so badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnge87dpsZA
it ties in with the song's theme (Lucifer Lightbringer's Rebellion and Fall from Heaven), which mirror Sunset's own fall, and the Light manipulation, oh, it's so good~!

>>28541151
Most likely not, no.
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>>28541112
>>28541169
You got this man. You got this by the ass.
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>>28541228
Okay, here we go

Stand Name: 「Blind Guardian」
User: Sunset Shimmer
Stand Ability: 「Control the Divine」(Ultraviolet Light Manipulation)
Stand Stats: STR (B) SPD (A) RNG (D) DUR (A) PREC (B) POT (E)

「Blind Guardian」 is gonna get a FUCKIN SKETCH SO HELP ME GOD
How could I NOT!?
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>>28541291
This is magic in the makin'. I'm so hyped for Sunset!
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>>28541291
>Pic related

>>28540733
>You open the door to the inside before turning around to your current companion
"So, would you like to come in?"
>She nods, and you move out of the way as she steps into your humble abode
>It feels odd having another pony in here with you
>Though it's actually quite large on the inside, considering it's meant to be a trailer for pre-show prep
>You've just never had a pony in here with you
>Except for an... escort, every once in a while, when you were particularly lonely
>Not that you were lonely now, what with this beautiful mare-
>Who was your friend
>And nothing else
>There wasn't much in here, to be quite honest
>A bed, a fridge with a cold enchantment, a small desk and vanity, a tiny-as-tartarus restroom with a toilet and sink which were both linked to a water tank and a waste tank with an inodorosity enchantment, and your box of magical tools for shows
>There was also your JoyBoy, currently sitting on your bed and housing your copy of Professor Neighton and the Curious Village
>You haven't played that in a while, now that you think about it
>Naturally it was easy, for somepony so intelligent
>It's not like you've been stuck on a particular puzzle that ABSOLUTELY INFURIATES you
>Not at all
>You've just been busy
>"This is pretty big for a trailer!"
>You turn to Starlight, whose eyes are open in wonder
"What can Trixie say? When you're on the road constantly, you have to make it a second home. Or in Trixie's case, first."
>"I'd think it would get lonely here, traveling alone all the time."
>No, please, rub it in Trixie's face
>"NOT THAT I'M INSINUATING ANYTHING OR- actually, I never asked, but are you single?"
>A blush crosses your face
>And you feared YOU were bad at friendship
>Though, this is moreso conversation than-
>"I mean-... I-..."
>An awkward silence begins to form in the room
"How would you like to learn some more magic with Trixie? I never showed you more than that one trick, did I?"
>"Ooh, that sounds like fun!"
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>>28541357
Ironically, much, much earlier I was already working on a psuedo-equine Stand design, so I have some ideas that I can incorporate already
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>>28541469
That would be a nice touch. Equestrians have horse shaped stands.
Even when they cross the mirror to the human world, that part of their soul remains the same.
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>>28541507
Possibly centaurian? Or would having a more satyr-like design come from her being caught between two worlds, and not entirely wanted by either?
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>>28541539
I would go for just pony type stand... it's cuter.
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>>28541552
right, it's 1AM, brain juices ain't flowin, I'm calling it a night
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>>28541706
Sleep tight.
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Are we still doing ASB?
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>>28541828
Yup. If you got something, feel free to post it.
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>>28541870
I was thinking about it, but I already posted [BENZIN] vs. [Fortunate Son], and I think the threads have had enough of /pol/ Anon and his cheeky strategic fuckery for now.

Paste: http://pastebin.com/zhZsMLqe

I'm gonna let someone else have a turn.
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I just discovered this and I've got tears of absolute joy in my eyes. My two favorite things. Do you all keep the madness here and in the Pastebins, or is there a Discord server?

I must rest, but I will absorb all of this tomorrow morn.
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>>28541921
You are always welcome to expand on [BENZIN]. Most seemed to like him.
What we need are more team-up for some "Dual Heats Attacks".
>>28541937
Welcome man. This is only our third thread so we haven't expanded that much.
Feel free to share your opinions on Jojo, MLP, our greens or maybe writing some of your own.
But more importantly to Stand Proud.
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>>28541978
Expand on him? Maybe a little...
But first, /pol/Anon needs a name. I could just call him Crimson Star, but I want you guys to give your two bits.
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>>28542031
Idea! His name is Erich Rammstein. He calls his mom "Mutter" and he's got a baby sister named Angel whom he calls "Engel."

Guess the naming theme.
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>>28541357
"Okay, just wait outside and I'll be right there."
>She steps outside and you begin to go through the box, wondering what to show Starlight
>Rings? Nah
>Wand? Come now, you want to impress Starlight, not bore her
>Disappearing box? Sure
>Simple, but fun
>You grab that and a few other items, bringing them with you outside
>Starlight sits there, eager to learn
>Another noise earns your attention
>What the Tartarus?
>You turn your head towards the trailer and wonder what that noise was
>It sounded like...
>You turn away
>It's probably nothing
>You bring the box out, unfolding it
>"Alright Starlight, today I'm going to teach you how to DISAPPEAR!"
>You flip your cape-
>That's not there, right
>You didn't have your outfit
>Oh well
"Watch closely now. You wouldn't want to miss this!"
>You open the box and enter it, but leave the door open
"When I close this door, I want you to knock on it three times, okay?"
>She nods and you close it
>The secret to this is...
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>This is only one of TWO compartments in this box
>You slide down the false barrier, sliding with grace into the next compartment
>You're about to slide open the secret door when-
>"AAAAUUUUUUUGH!"
>WHAT THE SHIT?!
>You go back into the main compartment, slide the door closed and open the main door
>Starlight is currently lying on the ground, bleeding
>Oh shit
>You run towards her, brushing her mane out of her face
"Starlight! What happened?!"
>"I don't know! I was standing waiting for you to finish your magic trick when... something hit me in the flank!"
"What do you mean 'something' hit you in the flank?! I think it's be easy to identify something that-"
>You turn to her flank to identify what hit her-
>And end up staring at the trees behind Starlight
>"Uhhhh, Trixie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but my flank is down here."
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>>28542138
Supposed to say >A noise earns your attention, not >Another noise earns your attention
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>>28541978
>Dual Heat Attacks
Yo StarAnon, two things:

1. You're Ziggy now
2. Sonic Youth and Ziggy DHA, ideas? My idea is Orgamastron is used to find something nonsexual for once. Phobias, specifically. Starman is used to have the enemy's luck drop enough to, say, have a beehive fall on them.

>>28521336
scan something for non-sexual traits* I fucked that up.

>A few minutes later you and Ziggy are on a shuttle headed for St. Local's Convention Center, because I'm not creative right now.
"I'm telling you, they're asking all the wrong questions. Goku and Superman have no reason to fight, they'd become good friends because they're both earth-raised aliens and want to protect humanity."
>"Well, for Goku it's more like he wants to spar with the strongest guys in the universe to hone his skills. Besides, it doesn't have to be a deadly match, they could be sparring."
"Okay, I'll give you that. It'd probably just be another Battle of Gods scenario and Superman would win and admire Goku's spirit even though he pretty much had no chance."
>"What about Goku versus Saitama?"
"Same, but I'm 99% sure Saitama has ridiculous speed, not teleportation like Goku, so it'd be more of a draw if Goku keeps his guard up. Unless a serious punch homes in on whatever he wants, which probably is the case. Goku's fucked."
>The shuttle stops as you two debate dumb arguments. Power Man will walk in and kill them both in both cases, by the way.
>You and Ziggy get off the shuttle, grateful that you don't have to think of stupid shit to talk about.
>"Why a convention center? Seems pretty informal."
"You'd imagine this sort of place to be filled with sweaty fat people, not men in black."
>There's still a few more blocks to go, so you two just ponder life.
>By ponder life, you ponder whether you can get arrested for making homemade guns and explosives for the purpose of self-defense against, say, portal-creating equine Stands.
>In Ziggy's case he's probably pondering horse pussy
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Hypothetical question
If you had to use one of the JoJos for a crossover, who would you choose?
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>>28542272
fucking, to fit the mlp theme of having a shit ton of female characters, probably jolyene
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also , whoever nowhere man's anon is , you should rename the stand to dead man's party instead of the name he has now, just a suggestion
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>>28542272
Jonathan, with everything he went through, he deserves some time in magical horse land
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>>28542272
Johnny because I still think my idea of him being sexually confused by a horse that reminds him of Slow Dancer is hilraious.
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>>28542138
"I know that!"
>You turn your head back down towards her flank and-
>Damnit now you're staring at her face again!
>You keep trying to look at her flank, but your attention keeps being deflected away, like whatever's there is a magnet with the same polarity as your face!
>Ahh, it's probably not that important
>No wait, yes it is!
>But come on, Starlight's wound is more important
>WHICH WAS CAUSED BY SOMETHING HITTING IT, WHICH I-
"GFFUCK!"
>Your head begins to hurt
>What the Tartarus?!
>Every time you try to focus on the thing on Starlight's flank, your attention turns away from it
>Why? It's not like it's important-
>-YES IT IS, CELESTIA DAMNIT
"GRRR!"
>Again with the pain!
>"Trixie..."
>You look to her face to find here eyes closing and her breathing becoming labored
>OOOOHH SHIT!
>You can't loser her!
>Not now!
>NOT NOW!
"STAY WITH TRIXIE STARLIGHT! YOU'LL BE FINE, TRIXIE JUST NEEDS YOU TO KEEP TALKING!"
>"Wha-... what hit me?"
"DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!"
>Alright Trixie
>Your (only) friend is currently bleeding out thanks to being struck with-
"GYAAH!"
>You hold your head in your hooves as a jolt of pure unadulterated pain shoots through it
>Fuck, Trixie can't think about it either!
>Trixie will just have to pull it out without looking or thinking about it!
>But Trixie needs to understand its location in space in order to pull it out!
>HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!
>HAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
>You grip whatever is embedded in Starlight's flank, causing a whine to come from your throat and tears to flow from your eyes from the sheer mental pain
>After a bit of struggling, you finally get it out and throw it to the ground
"Thank Celestia!"
>You're just glad that's over with!
>Now you can finally treat her-
>"Trixie... Something's wrong."
>Oh what now?
>Starlight points her hoof behind you while her eyes are rolling up into her skull
>You do a 180 to look behind you-
>But you can't see whatever's there, as your head keeps turning like mad to avoid looking that way
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>>28542530
>Oh Wooden Bit
>You sly minx
>Not only do you get to take out some snooty rich types
>But you got yourself a sweet ability
>What did that hooded creep call it?
>A Stand?
>Whatever
>You preferred the name 「IT'S A JOB」
>This golden pony thing comes out, the kind that looks like it belongs on a trophy or a fancy cart
>And whatever it touches can't be looked at by nopony
>Anytime anypony (but you of course) tries to look at or so much as think about whatever it touched will be deflected
>Whether it be turning their head just a little too far, leaving it alone as a stray thought enters their head, or physical pain, for those who don't get the message
>No one will be noticing what it touches
>By force if necessary
>You take a few more knives from your pouch and grab them with It's A Job
>To think, yesterday you were but a poor miser, begging for chump change
>Now you're gonna be one of the rich ones!
>Thanks creepy hood guy!
>Everything is coming up Wooden Bit!
>You fling the knives with your Stand at the two bimbos
>"GET IN THE BOX!"
>The blue one grabs her pink friend and teleports into the box that she brought out from her trailer, the knives missing by a hair
>Dagnabit!
>How could she-
>Oh
>No shit
>She figured out your ability
>So when she couldn't look in your direction she took notice
>Looks like you'll have to take care of this yourself
>Another knife enters your mouth as you walk towards the box, now covered in knives
>You open the box to find-
>The pink one alone?
>"Watch closely now" she manages to get out between breaths
>The hell is she-
>*SMACK!*
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>>28542804
"You wouldn't want to miss this."
>The brown earth pony with the white mane and bit cutie mark falls unconscious
>Well, that's over with
>Now then, what's been averting our attention this who-
>KNIVES
>Starlight was hit with a KNIFE!
>And your magic disappearing box in now filled with knives in its side!
>Oh dear
>Oh that's not good
>You throw her over your shoulder onto your back and tie up the earth pony with some rope, bringing them both into your trailer
>This mare had some explaining to do

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 9: TRIXIE AND STARLIGHT DON'T KNOW WHAT HITS THEM

<=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====

Thanks for reading!
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Quick! The EQG girls have developed their powers further! What additional powers do they have now?
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>>28542272
I want to send either part two Joseph or Josuke they would enjoy the setting and plus >dat hair or >your next line is

Literally blow their minds
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I wouldn't want to give ponys stands
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>>28542272
Part 3 Joseph.

He'd chill at AJ's farm, whilst getting confused by all these young girls with magical powers.
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>>28540795
I wish thread 1 art fag returned and coco fag returned you guys would be amazing at making Content and maybe even making some of our stands
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Happy 4chan anniversery Jo-Bros have a /comfy/ Jonathon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-clIQDimMU
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>>28543333
Maybe he'd be like "It's not cheating if you are in another dimension and you are not the same species".
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>>28539307
>Josuke's poses

truly magnificent, and that was a pretty good intro, makes a nice change from the second opening.
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>>28543491
oh, trust me, I know that I have 0 skill compared to an actual drawfag
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>>28538335
>Celestia rolls her eyes as if this is the 100th time you said this to her.
>"Mr Joestar, we've been over this time after time, Mr Discord has been here a very long time, me and Vice Principal Luna know for a fact he does discriminate against any students and would never go out of his way to cause you grief."
>Of course they take his side... again.
>You never even remember seeing him in town at all, not even once... and you've lived here all your life.
>Seeing this discussion is going nowhere you leave your seat and start strolling towards the door.
>"Oh one more thing Joestar..."
>You audibly gulp, something about Vice principal Luna struck a nerve.
"Yes?"
>You wouldn't let that show however.
>"May I remind you if me or Principal Celestia have to call you in this office again today you will be excluded."
>You turn around to face her, her face and eyes would be the stuff you see in nightmares.
>"It's only monday so i don't want to deal with your 'troubles' again for today."
>You want to retaliate but you decide not to, Their not worth your time.
"Hmm, Okay."
>Swallowing your pride you accept your superiors 'words of wisdom' aka bullshit.
>Making your way to the men's room you decide to spend the last 10 minutes of first period contemplating the situation.
"Stupid bastard, think he's won, I'll show him."
>You clench your fist storing all anger into it.
"I'LL SHOW HIM!!!"
>Slamming your fist through your cubicle wall you easily break through both your one and the one next to you.
"I'm going to take matters into my own hands, it's not like anyone else in this school can be of any help"
>retracting your fist you blow off the saw dust and any splinters off.
>You didn't feel pain just your anger leaving you.
"I can't let him get to me again, my mom will be disappointed in me."
>You leave the room as the bells ring. filled with new determination.
"I won't let him get to me"
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Man, I'm losing my fucking mind trying to come up with a stand design for Sunset.
Like, I've come down to a head design that I really like, but nothing else is coming together AT ALL.
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>>28543937
Care to share? We may be able to help you a little bit.
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>>28543769
>Second lesson was cooking, you tried to replicate your mothers cooking...
>It didn't work at all. it seemed what she lacked, brawn and brains were your speciality. what you lacked, loving and attention to detail were not.
>It's a good think that pink girl was there otherwise you would of had to stay behind to become less shit.
>Seriously you and probably 80% of the class watched her make a story tall cake in less than an hour, while all you did was make some burnt souffle with Cake frosting randomly thrown over it.
>At least now it was recess
I'm using this website for reference of how American education works http://www.icanschools.org/typical-day-for-a-high-school-student so i'm assuming we're in midday at this point, if any of you know anyway better than help would be greatly appreciated
>Recess time, 45 minutes to just kick back and relax.
>Getting to your locker you put your fleece on and grab you decide to skip the cafeteria and your actual 'lunch'
>You actually want to do something with your time.
>Checking your watch you calculate it should take 20 minutes to get to your destination.
>Deciding to take the scenic route of walking you make your way through the posh suburbs.
>There was no denying it you were in Crystal prep territory.
"I heard about this place but it's pretty impressive."
>Getting closer to the actual school you locate the parking lot.
"Damn, this school on the outside makes our school look like shit."
>Not that it was really hard to be better than your shit excuse of a school.
>Taking cover behind a Tree you look at the parked cars.
>Fords, BMW's... IS THAT A ROLLS ROYCE!?!?
"Stay focused... THERE!"
>Z3PP3L1 a blue nissan Micra.
>Your rumour was confirmed, that guy from earlier. even though his car was shit did come to this school...
>"And just who do you think you are?"
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>>28544029
Okay, so, I really want to play up the idea of Sunset's missed potential.

The princess-who-could-have-been, so I want to work in the hole where the horn could have been, clipped wings on the back/shoulders, with the more militant knight aesthetic compared to a more regal, queenly design.

But the arms/torso and legs are just not coming out of my pen.
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/mlp/

what kind of Stats and Abilites have my stand?
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>>28544260
>what kind of Stats and Abilites have my stand?
Well, I'm going to give you an E for English...
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>>28544196
>You weren't shocked by the sudden voice, it was inevitable someone would see a commoner not in some hoity toity uniform.
>Turning around you were expecting to see some pish-posh small fry trying to act superior via his wealth.
>Your fist would be your resolve, followed by your legs.
>However this theory was crushed as you stood up and found yourself looking eye to eye with a young red haired fellow giant.
>He didn't wear the standard Crystal prep suit uniform. he wore Brown Mountaineering boots, grey Chinos and adorned both a red shirt and lightning yellow Trucker jacket.
>"You're surprised i'm not like the others aren't you?"
>He just took the words right out of your mouth.
>"Well i'm not posh or rich, you can guess that Joestar"
>WHAT
"My name, HOW DID YOU GUESS IT?!?"
>He chuckles before putting his serious expression on again.
>"Maybe you shouldn't put J03STAR' on your license plate"
>Ah... your shit day made you forget that one small feature.
>Quickly strike back with a witty mark.
"I could say the same Z3PP3L1"
>He smiles and backs away from you.
>"The names Zeppeli"
>he poses, pic related
>"Zac Zeppeli"
>You shake his hand in a mutual respect, it takes a lot of balls to be not from a good upbringing and stick the finger to a bunch of rich assholes.
"Names Joe, Joe Joestar."
>He had a pretty good Timmy Turner hair style too...
>"Hey Joe do you want a lift back to your school, maybe we can talk a bit on the way there."
>He didn't even know you and was offering you a lift
>This guy was a-ok in your books.
"Sure man, I assume i'll be driving?"
>You both chuckle as you jump in the Micra. and get going.
>Not too far off in the distance.
>"Hey Suri who's the tall Brown haired guy chatting up Zac?"
>"Why I don't know Fleur but, 'grrrr~' i'd let him carry me away in his huge arms."
>The Joestar charm never fails even in the higher class venues.
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>>28544220
Maybe the wings could look like a machine while the rest of the body is organical.
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>>28544820
>"So tell me Zac, how did your car keep up with mine, either you've got a bugatti engine or you're a mad man."
>Your new found friend smirks.
>"Well Joe the answer is quite simple, but bizarre..."
>'quite simple, but bizarre?' that made no sense
>but is has caught your attention.
"Go ahead Zeppeli, you've caught my attention."
>He takes a deep breath.
>"Music... Music has a very strong impact on our day to day lives, it's what wakes us up, get's us going, makes us push ourselves to our limit right?"
>You nod your head, music is the spice of life, in your life at least.
>"Now watch this, this may be a hunch but this car could maybe do 90 tops."
>Zac switches the radio to CD mode and a song starts playing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA
>"This is my favorite song, now watch as i put my foot to the floor."
>He wasn't joking where he would be capped at 90 he was stepping it up to 110."
>Could music do more than what our limitations actually can achieve?
"That really is a bizarre and far stretched idea Zeppeli, but i'm not ruling it out. i'll have to try it on the drive home myself"
>As if you were concluding a chapter or scene you find yourself at your school once again.
"Cheers the lift Zac, how much do I owe you."
>He smiles and shakes his head.
>"For you my friend it's free, but just remember what I said, it's your absolute FAVORITE song that really gives you some sort of out of body experience, almost like it's connected to your soul."
>You nod in understanding, this guy was like very smart yet a bit of a social outcast, he didn't hang around with those who were below his level of brains and brawn.
>"Oh and one more thing JoeJoe."
"Yes?"
>"Keep this between us, I have a bad feeling that things around this town will go very bad very very soon."
>His accent had a slight Italian tone to it but he was a good guy, he was your friend.
>Waving him off you get back to your locker to go eat your lunch in the canteen.
>"Ohhhhhh Jojo~~~"
>Or not
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(apologies the first green part was supposed to be Joe talking)
>You recognised that voice.
>It was the schools best fashionista. well if you consider there's 5 in the school it's not that big of a deal.
>"My adorable little sister told me all about how nice you were to her and her friends and I just wanted to say thank you!"
>Rarity goes to hug you but is only met with your back facing to her.
"That's good and all but haven't you got something better to do than bug me?"
>You liked Zeppeli since he wasn't an insensitive asshole, you even exchanged phone numbers, you've never done that with anyone before. not even your own mother.
>"Oh darling why do you play so hard to get... fine, my sister also told me you 'acquired' something of mine..."
>That's better, no one would realistically talk to you one out of fear or unless they needed something.
"Hmmm, oh yes 'that' well you're lucky I acquired it before she showed off your 'work' if you want it back you can do me something in return."
>She blushes and folds her arms.
>"W-Well i'll do 'anything' to have that calendar back and keep my reputation here at school pure"
>You shake your head while sighing.
"I never insinuated about finding about what's underneath your clothes, but if you say 'anything' in that sense..."
>You can see her face become relieved and also ever so slightly disappointed.
>Your no low life scum, believe it or not you've got some standards.
"You're going to use your bullshit friendship powers to get into Principal Celestias office and get me the file record of Mr Discord."
>She gasps at your sudden and vulgar language.
>"Swearing infront of a lady, how rude! also 'friendship powers' I simply have no clue what you mean."
>You actually turn around to face her and give her a dead pan look.
"Are you actually serious right now, can you not be a bitch for once. You and your friends are all better than nearly everyone at this school... minus myself of course."
>You slightly grin at that remark.
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>>28545561
>"Okay so me and my friends may be above 'average' when it comes to our talents, but how will that let us bypass the principals?"
>Why does she still not perceive what you're trying to say.
"Alright let's make this simple, you beat a orange demon bitch, some shit singers, a purple demon bitch and 5 assholes from over the other side of town. is that correct?"
>She nods her head.
"And you're telling me you can't get away with 'taking' some files?"
>"Well I could probably get it but..."
>You had enough of her prolonging this discussion.
>You gently but quite firmly put your index finger over her mouth in a 'shhh' gesture.
"Files now, otherwise your calendar could go into the hands of everyone in this school."
>She simply nods her head and runs down the hall.
>Perfect time to dig some dirt of your own.
>Deciding to make your own impromptu table from the floor next to your locket you snack onto your lunch.
>Minutes pass and your plan comes into actions.
>Rarity returns, her white face donning some red heavy breathing cheeks.
>"I-I got it..."
>Grabbing the files you place them in your locker.
>"Okay now for your part of the deal, where's my calendar?"
>You smile, menacingly.
"Oh Rarity, you've forgotten one simple thing..."
>There was one thing good and bad about your locker, it was next to the canteen doors.
"Recess is over."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tv6gQgj0VQ
>Hordes of students burst out at once as you quickly put away your fleece, shut your locker and take cover in the crowd as you head toward your next lesson.
>You could only hear a long distant scream as you got away with the perfect crime.
>That was the good thing about your family, you could cheat fate and turn the tide of situations when you consider the scenario and environment.
>Making it to your next lesson you quickly take cover inside.
>English with Mrs Harshwhinny.
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>>28545740
>You shared this class with the two orange girls, orange demon girl and orange farm hat girl. you did not know or care about their names.
>You only really cared for them in this scenario since they were friends with Rarity yet at the same time know nothing of what you just did.
>Apart from them you had the other regular joes, oh and Trixie.
>You liked to annoy her as she tried to show off to everyone in the class, not so much you since she knows you'll put her in her place but watching her try and act superior to everyone else.
>Sitting up straight trying to play the 'innocent angel' act Ms. Harshwhinny entered the class.
>"Students..."
"Ms. Harshwhinny"
>You didn't dislike Harshwhinny, rather you had a good deal of respect for her.
>She was one of the only handful of teachers who could actually teach.
>"Today i'll be testing your spelling abilities at first individually and then towards the end of the lesson in teams."
>You let out a devilish grin.
>"Mr Joestar i've never seen you so happy in my life, tell me how do you spell 'Ameliorate' go"
>A-Mel-ior-ate
"Ameliorate, A-Mel-ior-ate"
>"Very good JoJo, breaking down your words is one of the easiest way to spell it."
>Her applause became a bitter stare to another student.
>"Applejack, spell 'Commensurate' go"
>Hat girl or 'Applejack' speaks in her full of herself attitude.
>"Well that's easy Ms. Harshwhinny. Commensurate. Com-mence-urate."
>You chuckle.
>"WRONG!"
>"Sunset, perhaps you can do better, spell 'Erroneous' go."
>Your chuckle at someone else's failure became a sigh, smarty pants Sunset aka 'orange demon bitch' was one of those girls who was 'never' wrong and would argue their points to the grave.
>"Erroneous, Err-one-ous. that was easy."
>"Correct Mrs Shimmer but may I remind you not to be too full of yourself."
>This is why you loved Harshwhinny, you didn't challenge her authority and earned her respect.
>Sunset on the other hand was a show off asshole, even more than Trixie to a degree.
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Safety bump as I'm going shopping quickly but will continue writing soon, in the meantime could I bug an anon to screen cap the birthday hat on our op image if we're changing it soon might as well keep it in some sort of legacy the image that lasted three consecutive threads and had a awesome party hat
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Took a screenshot of OP but I'm the dumb at making it look good or the like.
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>>28546183
I'm liking your story man.
Jojo is kind of a jerk, but everyone else also is so far, so I think that's ok.
Just for future reference, are you going to come with a trip?
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>After awhile of various people either getting lucky and guessing the words right or failing miserably it was time to form the teams.
>On one side was team Good guys.
>On the other was team Joestar.
>"Alright teams first to 5 correct words win"
>You nod before clashing glares with the two orange girls. They could pull off a dual heat attack any moment
>"Okay let's start, Jojo you select one member of your team, Sunset you do the same."
>Without even looking you speak.
"Trixie you go, you must be useful for once and actually do something right, can you do it?"
>Trixie gasps in shock.
>"Do you DARE mock the great and powerful Trixie!?!"
>Taking that as a yes she stands up to against...
>Derpy
>Oh boy if she loses you'll never live this down.
>"Trixie spell 'pulchritudinous' GO"
>You watch Trixie try and keep her composure, not even you or sunset could spell that word.
>"Is that all, the great and powerful Trixie reads that word in her bedtime stories... pulchritudinous pul-chrit-udi-nus"
>"WRONG! but very close, Mrs Hooves spell 'disambiguate' GO"
>The cross eyed girl just gasped before slowly muttering to herself.
>"disambiguate, dis-amb-igu-ate"
>Ms. Harshwhinny smarks.
>"Very impressive, correct."
>You laughed very very loudly, and also stupidly but you didn't care.
>this was the first time you laughed in a long time, your sides were hurting.
>It may have cost you a point but you couldn't help but relish the moment.
"Psst hey Trixie"
>You lean in closer next to her ear.
"How does it feel being out-spelled by a retard?"
>Her face was blowing steam as you once again cried your eyes out.
>Letting the laughter last longer than it should have you calm down and get back to the game.
>The 'teams' failed miserably apart from Derpy's one word wonder and the only two really doing anything was you and sunset. thankfully she cocked up allowing you both to draw at 4-4.
>"Okay Jojo for the win, spell 'Otorhinolaryngologist' good luck"
>... fuck
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>>28546310
yes i'll probably put it on next thread as i'm lazy but the other Anon should be separate.

>Jojo is kind of a jerk
There's a very good reason for that
>But everyone else also is so far.
and that's why, BUT once JoeJoe (his proper nick name only Zac knows) discovers something very bizarre the next day Let's just say i'll have to see Fuckfaces stands for everyone so far the story will really unfold and part 9 will get a title.
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>You mentally cursed yourself for laughing at Trixie, she'll rub this in if you get it wrong, and smugset shitter will act like an asshole too.
"Otorhinolaryngologist Otor-hino-lary-nigo-log-ist..."
>"I'm sorry to say Mr Joestar, that is incorrect."
>Trixie instantly appears behind you..
>"Trixie thought you would of got that, after all that's an easy word even she could spell."
>You silently cursed yourself for fucking up.
>And then Sunset opened her mouth.
>"Awwwhhh too bad Anon, you couldn't spell the little simple word..."
>Your anger getting the better of you, you decide to stand up.
"HEY SUNSET!"
>She still had that shit eating smug face but was shocked to see you interrupt Ms. Harshwhinny.
"YOU WANT THIS WIN SO BAD?!?!!"
>Now you caught her attention as she raised an eye brow.
"TELL ME HOW DO YOU SPELL BITCH!!!"
>Being the smartass she is she actually bought it.
>"Pffft really Jojo, that's easy B-I-T-C-H"
>you grin as she falls right into your trip.
"Wrong, the answer is You"
>and with that the class bell rings, the tension higher than space.
>"I'll pretend I didn't hear that Mr Joestar and declare the match a draw, have a nice day everyone."
>At least Ms. Harshwhinny has your back.
>As you walk to the door you once again locked eyed with Sunset as her and Applejack had to be restrained from rushing you.
>Not that you minded them trying to attack you, you know they wouldn't have it in them.
>Putting some chewing gum in your mouth you make it to your last class of the day. Art.
>"Hey JoJo!"
>Feeling a bit more 'social' you turn around to see Trixie again.
"What is it, want to rub my face into the fact i'm shit at spelling?"
>What you heard next took you by surprise.
>"No, Trixie wanted to say she's seriously impressed with how you stood up to Applejack and Sunset. Only she's done it in the past and everyone else is too afraid to so if you ever need a hand Trixie's always here to help."
>Before you can speak she does that stupid disappearing shit.
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>>28546685
>The only trace of her was herself 10 feet infront of you running off and a note with her phone number and an x.
>Maybe she's not such a stupid bitch after all...
>Plus you shouldn't be too angry you've got what you wanted, both the naughty calendar and Discords files.
>Staying calm you patiently wait at the art door, you didn't give a shit about the subject or the teacher. you just knew you had the shy girl and all the ladies in this class.
>The shy girl wanted to talk to you but when you met her gaze she just whimpered and moved to the other side of the classroom.
"Give me strength..."
>Sticking your head down you doodled some random stuff and ended up making literally nothing.
>your pile of scrap paper did make a nice middle finger though.
>Why is art even a subject, it's literally just drawing or doodling, yet everyone around you is good at it and actually has an imagination.
>Cursing your inability to be productive at arts and craft you decide to take out your very little anger and boredom by literally throwing all your scrap paper balls at the quiet yellow girl.
>She just whimpered and did nothing.
>But at least you felt a bit better about yourself.
>The bell rings and it's the end of the day.
>Time to go do something productive and get the fuck out of school.
>Eventually making it back to your locker you add Trixies number as you've got nothing better to do.
>Opening your locker and grabbing your stuff both important and unimportant from your locker you finally shut it and get ready to leave.
>That is until you see 'him' waiting behind your now closed door.
>"Rarity told me what you did you fucking cunt"
>You didn't have time for this.
"Listen... Anon is it?"
>the green bald angry man simply nodded.
"If you want to fight me to get revenge for Rarity that's fine."
>He wasn't expecting you to actually get to the chase.
"But before I do that could you do me one little favour and hold my fleece for me?"
>He raises an eyebrow but does it anyway.
>pic
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>tfw forgot pic
>pic related...
>Before he could even suspect anything the angry green man was out cold.
>You didn't break anything but he'll be feeling that mark for awhile, a 195cm man's skull is like getting hit by a truck.
>Carrying your now blood stained fleece over your shoulder you go make your way out.
>You didn't hate Anon or anyone for that matter but you weren't gonna be pushed around and treated like shit, you just want to get your work down and go home.
>Ignoring the stares from a few peoples and teachers as they see your bloodied fleece you finally make it outside.
>Your car... Your ticket home.
>Finally reaching the door you open it up.
>Not without doing your mandatory 'no one lay'd a fucking finger on it' check.
>Making your way around it all looks okay...
>NO... NO...
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Your car, your beautiful car... was key scratched...
What heartless bastard could of stooped down this low?
>Looking closely you see two initials on it.
"'D' and 'G'..."
>D and G, oh no, they better not have.
>Discord and Gilda
>Lines have been crossed, Discord and Gilda are going down. 6ft down.
>Getting into your car you put in your CD, revenge will come soon. for now you must try what Zac Zeppeli said.
>Traffic wasn't too bad and listening through most of the songs on your way back it was uneventful.
"Okay this should hopefully be it, I like this song a lot and this is where I usually go all out on the final stretch home."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIHXQjbtl8
>End credits...
>Your speed started normal. 50, 70, 90... the song gradually lost volume but your speed increased drastically. 150!?!?!, your engine could only go 140, the song had become one with your car and engine.
>And you were only going faster. 170, 190...
>You were nearly home now but as the song ended you capped your speed at 200mph...
"That... was AMAZING"
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>>28547008
>End Credits...
>End Credits...
>[End Credits]!
Oh shit. He's here.
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>>28547008
>Music really did push us beyond our physical limits. Zac's right, this power must not get into peoples hands.
>The last thing you want is people using this power for evil.
>Getting yourself inside you change from your school uniform to your leisure wear. some grey shorts, blue slippers and a black shirt.
>Today's taken the wind out of you but you got what you wanted.
>"SWEETIE I MISSED YOU!"
>Taking your moms kiss like a man you continue up the stairs, not bothering to talk to her.
>Damnit you've got to shower that off now.
>most of your evening was uneventful, just getting ready and clean and having some 5 star restaurant tier dinner and dessert.
>Your mom is a top waifu but you're a stubborn shit who would be laughed at for accepting your mothers love.
>Turning on your lamp and shutting your door you start studying your newfound goods.
>First and foremost, Discords folders.
>You open the secret documents and study them long and hard.
>Something was fishy with this guy and you knew it.
>There was a very specific reason why he hated you and only you with a burning passion, and this folder may be your way of finding it.
>Most of it was filled with pointless rubbish but then something caught your eye...
>You remember what you said earlier as you study it.
'would you like to hear about my great great great great grandfathers fight against the evil vampire Dio back in the 1880's'
>Dio...
>Full name.
>Your heart literally skipped a beat.
"Discordio Brando"
>Running downstairs you ravage through the basement to find your family storage chest.
>Filled with shit dating from the time of your great great great great grandfather.
"Here we go, Jonathan Joestar, a untold story written by Robert E.O. Speedwagon, friend and ally through some of the toughest fights known to man"
>Reading through the story from the very beginning to the end where 'granny erina' talks of Jonathan's death you fight back a tear.
"Jonathan Joestar killer Dio Brando..."
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>>28547197
>The scene fades away from JoeJoe.
>"So Discord, tell me what's your plan again?"
>The shadowy figure laughs, a snakes 'ssssss' rolling off his tongue.
"Why Gilda it's been 127 years since that fateful day where my father Dio died, He had 4 sons overall with Jonathan's body after eliminating him. Rikiel, Ungalo, Donatello Versus and Giorno Giovanna."
>You chuckle as you finish the last of your booze.
"Well what if I told you he had a 5th child, when he was a vampire he made sure to have a heir ready in case the worse happened. he lost his body and I developed inside a young maiden, born a freak of nature."
>You observe Gilda, the tough girl sports a nearly broken nose but still seems strong.
"And by freak I mean perfectly normal but I had very very strange powers, I ended up one day finding myself in another dimension full of ponies and friendship. and their I met my stand... my second me."
>a Draconequus appears behind Discordio
>"Why Hello I'm Discord, god of chaos!"
"Pleased to meet you Discord I'm Discordio Brando, son of Dio."
>You turn your attention back to the girl.
"Tell us Gilda are you enjoying your new life outside of Equestria, away from Griffonstone?"
>The Draconequus also joins in via eating popcorn.
>"Yes please Gilda tell us all about it, to think we can bypass the 'magic mirror' is both bizarre and chaotic at the same time!"
>"I-I guess it's a nice change from my old home and life I mean things weren't working too well for me anyway.
"MMMM mmm I agree Gilda now i've got to warn you after tomorrow everything is going to change, things will become a lot more intense, I FEEL it. My stand can back me up here, others WILL get their own stands and start fighting each other, the question is are you prepared?"
>Gilda scratches her head in confusion.
>"All this is a bit much for me to han-"
>The Draconequus silences her again, this time both him and Discord talking at once in sync.
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>"Well never fear Gilda We'll defeat anyone and everyone who stands in our way, especially JOEJOE!"
"MY STAND AND ME ARE INVINCIBLE."
>The scene once again fades into darkness as both Discordio and Discord let out a terrifying "WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

TO BE CONTINUED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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Best Jojo song coming through!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEzDZMt8ydw
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>>28547482
Hard times are coming for Jojo.
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>>28547466
Giorno Giovanna isn't his real name, but good stuff.
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I think it's time I put on my big boy nametag while posting my oneshots and all

Also, it's been a week since I last came here. When did we have what >>28534487 posted? I wanna read and catch up on these battles.

>"HEY FLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie Pie scared the bajeezus out of the shy yellow pegasus and you
"Gah fuck!" You supress [GRAND CANYON] from coming out
>But Fluttershy's Stand, a glowing bear, fizzed forth from the ground and puked a bunny onto her face
>"Wow, I didn't think you'd have a Stand, Fluttershy!"
>"Oh, Pinkie?! I'm so sorry. Lemme help you." She took the bunny off her face and put it back into her Stand. "You shouldn't sneak up on me. Since I got [SOLITARY SHELL], it seems to be really wary and alert. It seems high strung, too."
"Yeah, it sorta sucks, but hey, with all these Stands and all, it's a good thing." You look at the bear and give it a thumbs up. "Fast as Dash on a good day with her Stand."
>"Speaking of which, where is she?" Pinkie looked around and saw no sign of her. "Hmm, maybe I can use my Stand!"
"Wait, when did you get one?" You were always there when a pony was given. "Wait...how did you know it was a Stand that hit you?"
>The two ponies looked at you like you were clinically retarded
>Took you a few moments to realize you were
>"Sooo...wanna see what my Stand can do?" Both you and Fluttershy nod before Pinkie Pie bounced toward the river
>You follow and she swirled her hooves against the waters, making it sort of mirror like. The flowing waters went around the area she swirled her hooves in as if it were an island
>Within it was Rainbow Dash, who saw the three of you and backed away
>"Whoa...how did-" Rainbow Dash didn't have any time to react when Pinkie's hooves went through, what you assume, the portal and dragged her to you guys. "WHOA, WHAT THE HAY?!"
>"Yay! I didn't think it worked, but it did!"
"What did?"
>[PARTY PARTY PARTY] lets me do anything as long as I'm happy! And I mean aanyyythiiiing." She drawled out
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>>28549260
To be honest I haven't really read part 5 so basically had 0 knowledge apart from what I found on the wiki, my apologise just had to wing it in this scenario
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>>28549499
Most of my posts from the past threads were dubs. What the hell, man?

"Pinkie, you aren't gonna try anything funny, are you?"
>Pinkie looks at the three of you with an evil grin, something so uncharacteristic of her to do
>Rainbow Dash senses it and her Stand, metal prosthetics and small thrusters on her side, appear beside her
>"Ooh, is that [MONSOON]? I don't think you want to use that! Remember the first time you used it? You destroyed Whitetail Forest and the Everfree!" Pinkie snorted a little and giggled
>Rainbow Dash looked at both you and Fluttershy before saying, "You two might wanna hold on to something just in case."
>You grab Fluttershy and your Stand sinks itself into the ground, holding on to your feet
>Before you know it, RD is flying through the air and circles over Pinkie
>She's straining her body as her Stand activates, harsh winds similar to hurricanes whipping around you
>You hold onto Flutters for extra security, while her Stand is puking out random assortments of animals
>The hurricane winds stop, and you look and see Rainbow constraining the area so that the winds are hitting Pinkie Pie
>She doesn't seem to be taking it seriously, as she's flying toward the sky, riding on the shark that Fluttershy's Stand puked out
>"WEEEE A SHARKNADO!"
>Before long, Rainbow Dash makes another hurricane spot next to the one Pinkie was in. She starts doing figure 8's to cross the winds together
>Wamuu would be proud to see this, actually
>Pinkie Pie started to see that this was serious business
>But she laughed anyway
>Laughed so hard that how loud she laughed dispersed the winds around her and blew her, even you and Fluttershy away
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>>28549603

>You wince as you crash into that dumb Quills and Furniture story through the window
>Fluttershy has the luck to crash into a mattress that two ponies were moving
>But you crashed into a bed-frame in the middle of assembling
>It hurt a lot to have splinters and nails in your sides, shins, and elbows
>The ponies that were assembling it frantically ran around, trying to get first aid as well as getting the pony ambulance
>You just laid there, seeing Fluttershy run up to you with tears in her eyes
>"Hang in there, Anon! You're gonna make it!"
"I'm not dying." You say gritting your teeth. "I'm just...in a lot of pai- AHHH!" You tried to move, but the nails in your elbow refuse your request
>Pinkie Pie bounces in and gasps at the sight of your body
>"Whoa...you look like a voodoo doll!" She smiled and bounced over to you
"Gonna finish the job and grant me sweet release?" You groan from the pain
>"No, just this." She moves down and kisses your lips, leaving you wide eyed and in shock
>Fluttershy blushes crimson red and looks away
>You close your eyes and relish the feeling of her lips upon yours, kissing back like a fuckin' Casanova
>She pulls away and breathes before kissing you again
>You definitely are leaving her breathless
>Opening your eyes, you realize she is breathless
>She's breathing into your lungs and you've grown a little
>She pushes one last breath of air into you and all the nails and splinters shoot out of your body and fall harmlessly to the floor
>You blush and move away from her, your mind catching up to you right now
>She wasn't kissing you, she inflated you like a balloon to get the nails out
>That's...fuckin' weird
>"HAHAHAHA! Look at your face! You thought I was kissing you." She held her stomach and rolled on the floor, continuously giggling
>You give her a deadpanned stare and return the store back to its previous condition before walking out with Fluttershy, who's just as miffed as you are
>Avoid Pinkie from now on, you thought
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>>28549499
We didn't have all of the suggested battles. The only one made from those was the "Battle of the greens!".
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>>28549499

Fuck...meant to put "You were always there when a pony was given A STAND"

Maybe I am clinically retarded

>>28550011
Oh. Yeah, I realized when I caught up. Maybe I'll write something with it. I'm not as imaginative as I should be when it comes to these Jojo things. It's like a mystery novel with many paths that finally comes together in the end.
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>>28550599
Dubs again, huh?
Maybe you should do the "Battle of the OP!", since you are the most suitable to write about [GRAND CANYON].
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fuck it, i got some stand ideas, let's do this shit

Stand Name: [Little Prince]

User: Alias: Anon, Real Name: ???

Stand Description: a small stand, about 115 centimeters in height, the stand itself has a puppet/mannequin appearance,packaged with a permanent look of indifference on it's face, and jet black hair, which is styled into a bowl cut. it also adorns a dark purple medieval beret with yellow zig zags all around it, it's body covered by a leather black tunic and short cloak, it's boots and gloves are still purple, however, and are also both leather. the tunic is covered in light purple stripes crossing all around it, and the back of the cloak has a symbol of two lighting bolts shaped in a "s". wields what appears to be a mystical, golden German Bastard Sword.

Stand personality: Little Prince is one of the few stands out there that has any sort of personality. unfortunately, it's not a good one. Little Prince has a very indifferent approach on everything, usually trying to convince his user to avoid battle at all cost, however, when in a fight, little prince will try his damnest to keep him and his user alive, while also being a bit of a stoic prick about everything.

Stand power: [Supernatural Swordsmanship](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Swordsmanship)

Power - C

Speed - A

Range - D

Durability - B

Precision - B

Potential - C

Description: The power to be supernaturally proficient in the way of the sword. Advanced version of Enhanced Swordsmanship. Variation of Supernatural Combat. User is able to wield a sword with supernatural proficiency in speed, power, and skill, allowing them to perform seemingly impossible feats with ease, such as cutting through nigh invulnerable or intangible materials, blocking or deflecting impossible things like the force of gravity and even slash targets from any distance.
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>>28551178
Stand Name: [ROCK N ROLL]

User: Maud Pie

Stand Description: Rock N Roll takes the Shape of Blue Aura Permeating around the user, Giving off an ominous vibe around them.

Stand Power: Stand Ability: [Muscle Mass Enhancement](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Mass_Enhancement)

Power - A

Speed - B

Range - E

Durability - A

Precision - C

Potential - C

Description: The power to enhance muscle mass of oneself or others. Sub-power of Muscle Manipulation. Opposite to Muscle Mass Weakening. The user can increase the muscle mass (all or only certain muscles) of oneself and others, enhancing any physical abilities pertaining to muscle, such as strength, speed, stamina and durability.
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EVEN SPEEDWAGON LIKES PONIES
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Stand Name: [Mr Blue Sky]

User: Norman

Stand Description: Mr. Blue Sky seems to take the form of a 198 Centimeter Anthropomorphic Bird Creature that is seemingly flexible beyond belief, that also dawns a bowler hat of sorts.

Stand Power: Stand Name: Mr. Blue Sky

Stand Ability: [Emotion Infusion](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Infusion)

Power - E

Speed - C

Range - A

Durability - B

Precision - B

Potential - B

Description: The user can infuse objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers with emotions and/or emotional energy, empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency.
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Abridged Speedwagon in Equestria?
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>>28551306
Stand Name: [DARE TO BE STUPID]

User: Ditzy "Derpy" Doo

Stand Description: [DARE TO BE STUPID] Manifest itself into a pair of Swirly black glasses that immediately appear when called

Stand Power: Stand Name: Dare to Be Stupid

Stand Ability: [Luck Mode](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Mode)

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - C

Durability - A

Precision - B

Potential - A

Description: The power to go into a mode made for luck. Users can go into a mode or form made for luck, greatly increasing it and allowing fortunate things to happen to the user. however, anyone the stand perceives as attacking or harming/taking advantage of the user or itself, will receive Tremendous amounts of bad luck when near them, to the point where it might get deadly for the offender


alright, i'm done for now, tell me what you niggas think.
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>>28551366
>I just don't know what went right!
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>>28542096

>Guess your name's important now.
>You are Eric Rammstein.
>You sit at a park bench, in broad daylight.
>It's your day to relax, and nothing's gonna ruin it.
>You lean back on the bench, sighing as the warm sun and gentle breeze hit you.
>Suddenly, you hear the chorus to one of your favorite songs playing.
>[Spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT7nzkWHH1U[/spoiler]
>Dammit, who could be calling you today?
>You pull out your cellphone, and check the number.
>Oh scheiße, it's your mom!
>You answer it.
"Hallo, Mutter. Wie gehts?"
>"And Hallo to you too, Eric. I'm glad you're still practicing your German."
>You grin.
"Yes, well, it is a powerful language. Half the words seriously sound angry."
>"Yes, well, I'm sure your father would've liked to know that you're learning the language of his homeland."
>You hear her voice crack on the last word.
>Oh, mom.
>She always gets depressed when she remembers dad.
>You missed dad too, but you had to be strong for your mom's sake.
"Dry your tears, Mutter. Vater cared about us deeply, and I doubt he would want us to frown."
>You hear a tearful laugh come from the other end.
>"Oh, Eric. I'm fine, but it's sweet of you to worry about your mother like that."
>Nailed it.
>You hear her clear her throat.
>"Where are you now?"
"Oh, I'm at the park. Just enjoying the day."
>"Perfect! It sounds like you can watch your sister for a bit."
>Vas?
>"And talk about luck! We're nearby! I'll drop her off with you in a couple minutes!"
>Vas?!
>You shoot up out of your seat.
"Wait, Mutter-"
>"Oh, crud! I'm about to pass a cop! Bye, honey, I love you!"
>The line goes dead.
>...
>She trapped you.
>You look down at you jacket, placing a hand on your hat.
>Fuck, you weren't planning on seeing your mom today.
>And she doesn't know about your political beliefs.
>You quickly strip both of them off, and duck behind a tree.
>Summoning [BENZIN], you give them to your Stand, and let it go back into the shadows.
>Guess now you wait.
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>>28551523

There was more to this little side story earlier, but I'm having trouble remembering it. In the meantime, here's some Stands I came up with.

Stand Name: [WAR]

Stand User: ???

Stand Description: A US army rough sack circa 1944. Visible to anyone, but only it's user can use it's power.

Power - A

Speed - C

Range - B

Durability - E

Precision - Varies

Potential - C

Stand Power: [WAR] has the ability to produce untraceable firearms for its user. These can vary from conventional small arms, to heavy weapons and rocket launchers, to even truck portable antitank guns and SAM launchers. Production of weapons isn't limited to firearms; grenades and mines are capable of being produced as well. The user doesn't feel the weight of these weapons, and isn't affected by recoil. The weapons have infinite ammo, but prolonged fire can cause the user to get tired. Any weapon conjured by [WAR] disappears at the user's discretion.

Stand Name: [HEARTBREAKER]

Stand User: ???

Stand Description: A small, fist sized insect in the shape of a pink heart with a black lightning bolt running through the center vertically.

Power - E

Speed - B

Range - A

Durability - A

Precision - B

Potential - E

Stand Power: [HEARTBREAKER] has the ability to reverse a person's positive and negative emotions toward another. When [HEARTBREAKER] lands on the upper back of it's target, the user designates another individual. All of the hatred or love the target feels for the individual is reversed, and remains so as long as [HEARTBREAKER] is attached. [HEARTBREAKER] cannot affect the emotions of more than one person at a time, and cannot affect it's users emotions, but it can affect another individual's emotions toward the user.
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>>28551603
> [WAR]
What is it good for?
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>>28551083
Battle of the ops should be last Joe Joestar has merely discovered the influence music has on his capabilities and the world hasn't had stands introduced just yet but I've got some very bizarre abilities and moves planned Even a dual heat attack if we are doing an all star battle / eyes of heaven theme
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Bumperoni
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Bumper.

I wish I had something to contribute and had the capacity to writefriend it up. I have to say what I've seen the past few days is great!
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Bumping a one-shot before work

>You are John Doe
>With your [MADE OF STONE] evolved via ways from Jane Doe's [MY IMMORTAL], you can bring realities to your own or travel between these realities
>She made sure you used landmarks to differentiate which reality you were at
>And you set the rule to travel only three realities
>The third reality you traveled to was the most fun, though
>Remember the pony you petted?
>Not only have you found the same pony, but she has a Stand as well!
>She told you about how one of the princess ponies, one Twilight Sparkle, along with, now previously, the only human, Anonymous, were the ones gifting ponies these Stands
>So you opt to pay them a visit
>"Are you sure, John? What if they're secretly evil? Or-"
"Sis, you forget that I can remove concepts and place them back. That is powerful in and of itself. We only powered up the technical aspects of travelling so that we could do this."
>"True, but- whoa...look at that.
>Before you was a crystallized tree, definitely hollow and livable. Out came the two things you wanted to meet, the pony you assumed was Twilight Sparkle and the human Anonymous
>"Huh..." He spoke. "So you're the two that suddenly appeared out of nowhere."
"Hold up."
>"How did you know we were here?"
>The purple pony smiled and brought out her Stand, her and the Stand poised in a regal stance. "I could sense all Stand users of this world with [HUMBLING RIVER], as I am the one who gifts them with this power."
>You and your sister look at her as she poses still, waiting for your reaction
>"Twilight, we're gonna have to work on your Jojo poses." Anonymous quipped.
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>>28534440
Fear my stand BUMP
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>>28534581
>Pucci Glimmer
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>>28534699
>Sunny Flare - 「Royals」- Can turn anything the user touches perfectly symmetrical along one axis.

>touch person
>they die of organ failure
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When you glimpse into the future and see that Dios stolen your body
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>>28554247
>That ass looks familiar... wait.
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>>28554318
Now I want to know which Jojo has the Best ass?
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So, going by the euclidean maze that is the Joestar family tree, how is Gio related to Jolene?
Distant cousin? Great uncle? Godfather?

>>28554827
I'm going to say Gio, the boy is just plain prettier than the majority of characters.

Probably not Gappy, given that his ass is likely asymmetrical.
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>>28553741
Exactly. And「Nails for Breakfast」can be just as terrifying if it's used correctly.

>Switch circulatory systems.
>Inject heroin.
>Switch back.

>>28534487
I want to do another of these, but I can't identify any of the Pinkie or OP Stands' powers. I'll probably be on more in the next few days, I've been working all weekend, so if anyone has more fight-prompts I'd love to hear them.

>>28551603
Noice. The way I think of it, villains need flashy Stands like these that can be shown off in one or two fights, and the good guys need Stands with more apparent potential. I'd be interested in what [HEARTBREAKER] can do in terms of feelings besides love and hate, like vague disappointment or sexual tension.

>>28551306
I know it's not exactly what the Stand does, I like the idea of putting ennui in a doorknob so someone who tries to escape gives up and sits on the floor instead. Or blind rage in a kitchen knife so a target's family member starts trying to stab them.
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>>28554849
Gio was made from the seed of Johnathans body.

This makes him Johnathans son and Jolynes great great great uncle, three generations removed from Jolyne
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>>28551523
>You come out from behind the tree, watching the trails expectantly.
>After about a minute, you get a text from your mom.
>She wants you to meet at the entrance of the park.
>Sure, why not.
>You put away your phone as you begin to walk towards the entrance...
>...and collide with a girl going the opposite direction.
>Both of you fall to the ground, and you quickly get up to dust yourself off.
>You look over at the yellow girl who bumped into you.
>Pink hair with a teal streak, and her uniform indicated she was a crystal prep student.
>As you go to offer your hand, she mumbles.
>"Why don't you watch where you're going, Jackass."
>Was wor das?
>You lower your hand.
"What did you say to me?"
>She suddenly stands up, giving you an innocent smile.
>"Oh, nothing. I'm sure anyone could be distracted by the serene beauty of the park."
>You're detecting a lot of sarcasm in her voice.
>This fucking bitch.
"Look, if you got a problem with me, come out and say it."
>She glares at you.
>"My problem is with jackasses like you who can't get their damn head out of the clouds long enough to notice people who're around them!"
>Implying.
>You hardly moved. If anyone is at fault here, it's her.
>You turn away with a harrumph.
"Whatever. I don't have time for this."
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Oh, I'm sure you have a million better things to do than apologize for screwing up."
>Her sweet voice is not very endearing.
>You pass her, bumping her shoulder out of spite.
>You hear her yelling after you.
>"Hey! You better get back here if you know what's good for you.
>You flip her off, not even turning to look at her.
>Let her screech. You got better things to do.
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>>28555785

That was my prework bump. I'll post more afterwards. See everyone at 10:30 EST.
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still working out Shimmer's Stand design
going with a combination of her Dayglow appearance with these two suits as inspiration, particularly the sallet suit.
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>>28555785
He just can't get out of trouble, right?>>28556103
Those look great.
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>>28556195
the spikes will primarily look like the ones on her old jacket and be focused around the neck, pauldrons, forearms and shins.

The shoulder armor, I think, will arch up high and fan out inwards, horizontally, while I'm sticking with the 'blind' helmet design with reins splitting the lips, making the stand seem angrier and more restrained by the equine influences. A blazing, wild mane will extend from the back of the helm, fiery red and hot pink.

I think I'm going to stick the satyric lower body, but keep it armored, because Sunset strikes me as a very guarded, combative person, a calculated, intelligent fighter who probes and analyzes opponents before rushing in with total certainty, a confidence that is both a benefit and a hindrance.

The primary armor colors will be red and gold, with black at the joints and spikes, with hot pink at the exposed areas, like the mouth, mane, and hands.

This, of course, is all theoretical design and I might trash the whole thing, but I'm feeling decently confident about this path.
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>when you post your stand ideas and no one talks about them
welp, just kill me now
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>>28556545
Don't be a drama llama.

Do it for fun, not recognition.
And if you really want attention, write a green or something.

Just don't be a silly Willy
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>>28556591
i don't want attention senpai
i just want a critique, i want to know what people think
if their even good enough for a story
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>>28556658
Well what was it?

I'm good with constructive criticism
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>>28556726


>>28551178
>>28551224
>>28551306
>>28551366
these right here
would like to hear some shit tbqh
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>>28556293
really, really rough sketch
damn these hands, I have crack addict shakes and I must draw

proportions are all fucked and holy christ can I not draw fire, but this is the general shape of Sunset's 「Blind Guardian」, I think.

Might change the legs to be more humanoid, but keep the hooved feet.
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>>28556765
The powers seem fitting for the characters you intended.
[Mr Blue Sky] in particular maybe able to pull all crazy kinds of tricks, while I would love to read some [DARE TO BE STUPID] comedy segments.
>>28556942
It's sharper than I expected. I like the helmet and satyr armor parts. The spikes are a nice touch indeed.
Maybe a the mane and tail could be longer, but thats just me.
It really reminds me of some video game character.
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>>28557030
Any videogame character resemblance is entirely subconscious. Maybe. I dunno.
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>>28556765

>Little Prince

Celtic Guardian from Yu-Gi-Oh/10
Kinda like a Germanic Silver chariot, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>[ROCK AND ROLL]
Dragon Ball Z/10
I can't think of any stands right off the top of my head that are just auras.
Many are amorphous and can change shape but I don't think any exist as just an aura.
Pleasantly simple and deceptively creative.

>[Mr Blue Sky]
Probably my favorite of the four.
Has a very surreal vibe to it, like a painting come to life.
Bang up job on this one.

>[DARE TO BE STUPID]
The only one I have an issue with.
As a non combat oriented pair of glasses, every stat but Potential and Range shoul be E.
It relies on literal luck to get through a fight, ideally Derpy should never have to throw a punch.
Change the stats around and it's fine.

Overall 8/10
Would stand proudly with/against.
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>>28556765
All of these are quite interesting, though [DARE TO BE STUPID] probably shouldn't have anything but an E in Power and Speed, what with it being an item Stand that doesn't directly attack (though I could be wrong). Other than that, they all seem pretty cool, especially [MR. BLUE SKY].

>>28556942
A bit sharper than I'd like and those pauldrons are insanely huge (not necessarily a bad thing, just what I noticed off the bat), but other than that, I like the overall feel.
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>>28557030
>>28557111
>>28557555
thanks my niggas, i completely understand what you mean by DTBS's stats, i put b in power to represent how much bad luck the glasses can cause, nowt like in physical strength, but you right, everything except potential and range should be an E, that was my mistake
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>>28551178
The [Little Prince] is the one with [Supernatural Swordsmanship] and not the user, right?
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>>28558407
yep, the user himself doesn't actually use the sword, thought it would be a good replacement with just punching people
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>>28553209

>After a moment of Anonymous trying to stop Twilight Sparkle from bringing up graphs on why her pose were most 'Jojo' like, he went straight to the point. "What are your Stands?"
>Jane pursed her lips at that, "Why should we tell you?"
>"You come to this place out of nowhere, two humans whom I've never met in the months I've been here, and come straight to us after you popped up." He does bring up some very good points.
"Jane, we really have nothing to fear from them." You try to reason with her
>She uses her stand and brings out a piece of paper
>"Says here that Stand users are ultimately bound to meet." She puts it away. "And from what I read, every encounter on that cursed series always ends up on a fight!"
>"Anon, she has a point. When you let me borrow them, that is what they do." Twilight looked up to him
>"Whoa whoa, we may be bound to meet but we aren't bound to fight." Anonymous waved his hands, backing away
"Sister, you're being extremely silly. What's up with you?"
>"I'M BEING SILLY? Why, I oughtta..." She brought out a piece of paper and looked at Anon with an evil smile
>The moment she charged at him, you yelled out
"PAIN!" You watch as a new pearl forms in front of you as she slapped Anonymous
>He blinked a little bit and rubbed his cheek and your sister just stood there, rubbing her stomach
"Oh...that explains it." He sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose
>"I'm sorry...I'm never usually..."Jane stammers a little bit and backs away
>"None taken. It didn't hurt so I think we're good." Anonymous sighed and a cloaked figure appeared behind him.
>It floated off toward you and gazed at your Stand, the pearls floating around your head
>"Space-Time (contained to John and Jane Doe), Barrier, Reality (exempt: Reality 3), Pain...Wait, that is so overpowered! How aren't you taking over the world yet with something like Concept Removal as your Stand ability?"
"That's the same shit Jane said." You groan
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>>28558743

>"While on the subject of Stands, I'm guessing your Sister has a way of preserving limitless knowledge and bringing them out via her Stand." Anonymous smiled as his Stand grabs the Pain pearl and flicks it into nothingness
>You reel back, not knowing how his Stand did that
>"My Stand, [GRAND CANYON] can remove any condition brought upon me and others around me." He rubs his face. "Man, that feels like it hurt."
>"Noooo, put it back. My uterus is killing me." Jane holds her stomach in pain. You, in good intentions, put back the Pain pearl, but constrained it solely for her. "Thank you."
"You're welcome...alright, Anonymous. Let me introduce myself. I am Jane Doe, as you seen on the pearl on Space-Time. My Stand is named [MADE OF STONE], and, as you said, I can remove concepts, physical and meta-physical."
You bow, the pearls around you floating around you
>"Can one of those pearls look like a planet with rings?" A pink pony popped up and asked
>"Pinkie, not right now." Anonymous had his Stand throw her far across the town. "Don't worry, her Stand makes her literally invulnerable due to her happiness."
"It's quite...alright?"
>"And I'm Jane Doe." She brought out a book and many data screens surrounded her. "[MY IMMORTAL] is the Stand that gives me infinite knowledge and ways to preserve it."
>"See Twilight, something like that works." Anonymous chuckled a little and ruffled the little pony's mane
>Her face scrunched up and harrumphed before walking in the castle
>"Guess that means no fun for you tonight."
>Jane sputters and laughs, leaving you to look away in disgust
>Fucking horsefucker

That's all...I am thinking of incorporating a sort of story in all the one-shots I have. Just don't know what to make of them yet.
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Also, I was just fucking around with the Stand Generator and then...

Stand Name: Relax

Stand Ability: [Unnotability](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnotability)

Power - C

Speed - D

Range - E

Durability - B

Precision - D

Potential - A

Description: The power to be unnotable and/or unimportant. Sub-power of Psychic Falsification. Variation of Social Cloaking and Unknown Inducement. Opposite to Essence Reading and True-Self Recognition. Not to be confused with Unnoticeability. User can make themselves unnotable/unimportant, allowing them to conceal their true nature and existence by seeming to be perfectly normal, meaningless or have no powers or skills to the point that others believe them to be helpless.

I honestly like the sound of this. I could see it as an item stand or a stand that transforms. What can anyone see happen with this type of Stand?
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>>28558985
For someone named Anonymous or Fluttershy, this would be a great stand, particularly because of it's sup-par combat abilities and incredibly high potential

I imagine that one could use it to pull a Jotaro and being completely unreadable to their opponents, possible even to the extent of making an opponent forget the user's actions.
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>>28558985
>>28559008
Nobody realizes who is the true villain...
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ok, failed twitch stream done, Apache on my shoulder, belly full of chicken, vape OUT OF BATTERY FUCK. time to write!
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>>28559066
or the true hero
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>>28559113
ayyy yo b0ss, glad to see you still working
also thanks for making these threads man, really appreciate, and thanks for the stand name
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>>28559113
WOOOOOO!

Will be taking some time to get to this next chapter. Catching up on EqG (halfway through Friendship Games ATM).
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>>28534465
First of all, I love your for doing this thread. I always wanted to do something like this

Stand Name: Smooth Criminal

Stand Ability: [Cosmological Force Manipulation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation)

Power - B

Speed - B

Range - E

Durability - A

Precision - A

Potential - A

Description: The ability to create and/or control one or more forms of cosmological force. Sub-power of Universal Manipulation and Universal Force Manipulation. Users can use powers that form the universe, such as spatial energy, dark matter, nuclear force, electromagnetism, gravity, matter. These forces that create the formation and foundation of the cosmos.
Well, it sounds good, but the range may be a problem it doesn't say if the user is affected by his own attacks, but let's put a little nerf it a litte. The attacks may not kill me, but a prolonged use of them may be over-straining and I may fell unconcious.
In appeareace, it has the Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal attire but in black starry color like in thhe pic and the face too (yes I know it's shitty, but I thought it would fit)
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>>28559204
That is a Stand one could get behind.
Powerful, but with that range it may be limited to touching things to apply its power.
Is this the rise of the next OP stand?
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>>28559277
Dubs confirm it anon.
Smooth Criminal next OP Stand.
It could be similar to Killer Queen.
Or it can use a Black Hole to attract others into its range
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taking forever to type because Apache keeps running across my keyboard and i dont have the heart to stop her

>the punches connect over and over, slamming into her frame
>you barely see the surprise on her face before it morphs into laughter
>"Oh, that's cute. You can't make me betray my Flash, do you take me for some kind of whore?"
>uh oh nigga
>she didn't even look that impressed that you could make her want to fuck
>maybe she was already horny?
>"Although, it's not like I can't kill you AND get myself off. I'll just have to do one before the other."
>with this, she swings her left leg up and over the side of the bed, landing her knee between your legs
>wew lad
>that was close
>almost nailed the Mous family jewels
>her lidded eyes meet yours, and she leans in like she's going to kiss you
>fuck it, if you're gonna die you're gonna enjoy yourself dammit
>you lean in to kiss her back, but she pulls back at the last second
>bitch
>"Oh, no, this isn't sex, it's masturbation. No kissing, or I kill you BEFORE I get myself off."
"O-okay."
>she nods at your response, and pulls the skirt of her scrubs to the side
>a drop of moisture falls from between her legs onto the growing bulge in the sheet covering your legs
>with little ceremony, she rips the small modesty off of you and gets an eyeful of your manhood
>her eyes flick from your johnson to your face
>she doesn't look impressed
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Sharing the cute because I have no irl friends
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>>28559473
THats a cool dog. Pretty small though
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>>28559446
>>28559473
>Apache keeps running across my keyboard.
Maybe someday you'll turn into Freakazoid.
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>>28559483
that's a cat you fucking idiot, jesus christ
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>>28559532
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>>28559532
a cat? i got fucked at petsmart, they told me it was an iguana
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>>28559314
>The next Killer Queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm3V7qKcTfQ
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>>28559653
I just want a quiet life
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>>28559446

"Y-ykow, it's kinda cold in-"
>"It'll do."
>wait, she's trying to steal your virginity
>b-but your purity
>this cannot be allowed
>even if you have a Stand, you still need your wizard powers
>as she grabs your pole and starts lining herself up, you try to hatch a plan
>ok, so [WIFIN YOU] only bought you some time, but now a fate worse than death was nearing
>what about [WHO I AM]?
>you reach out with your mind and start feeling her out non-sexually
>her mind bubble is fucking iron
>you could beat away at this all day and not even scratch it
>you get a strong feeling of Flash from it
>which is to say that his face is fucking wallpapered all over the outside of it
>ok, so [WHO I AM] can't help you
>you see [FIRE IN THE CHURCH] over Nurse Redheart's shoulder
>got any more powers?
>he shrugs
>fugg
>you can feel Redheart's dripping opening hovering over the tip of your dick
>fuckin uh-oh
>time for something drastic
>kicking your legs like a toddler throwing a tantrum doesn't seem to be effective
>your captor locks eyes with you again
>"Are you ready? This is the last thing you'll ever feel, so you'd better enjoy it."
>ok, fuck it
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
>you throw your head forward and slam the thickest part of your skull into her nose
>blood gushes out, staining your face and both of your clothes
>"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
>Redheart grabs her scalpel again and goes for your throat
>ok Anon, time to think fast
>her power seems to be that she can fuse two items together if she cuts one first
>but if she slits your throat, you're done either way
>your left arm is fused with the little bar on the side of the bed to keep patients from rolling out
>[FITC] doesn't work on her, and when it did it made the situation worse
>so what do?
>the sharp blade falls towards you in slow motion
>you could just let her fuck you, and work out a plan in that time
>no, that's crazy talk
>you're running out of options
>then it hits you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnC6PbTz6rA
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>>28559733

>this is gonna suck, but you'll live and keep your virginity
>and look like a badass
>you have [FIRE IN THE CHURCH] come over to the side of the bed
>Redheart stops her advance with the knife
>"Go ahead and keep hitting me, it'll just make me enjoy this more."
>bitch
>if only she knew
>you mentally prep yourself for what's about to happen
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>with a mighty cry, [FITC] brings both fists above its head and clasps them together
>and brings them down on your left forearm
"AHHHH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
>with a crunch, your arm snaps around the pipe
>"REEEEEEEE"
>your Stand grabs your arm at the wrist and gives a savage twist, severing the limb halfway to your elbow
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
>Redheart is completely speechless
>you were hoping to make her vomit, but you guess she's seen too much as a nurse to freak out at jagged bone coming out of a stump
>she's dry as a desert now, though
"You made one mistake, cunt.
You tried to take my purity."
>with that, you make a punching motion and drive the shattered bone extending from your now ruined arm up under her jaw
>the scream she makes is ungodly
>oh god she's not dead oh god
>you didn't plan for this oh fuck
>tears stream down your face as you stick her over and over
>you just wanted Stand battles, man
>the light eventually fades from her eyes
>like a robot, you grab your phone out of your pocket with your remaining hand and call Twilight
>you don't know what you said, you just remember her saying she was on her way
>you have [FITC] wrap your stump in one of the bedsheets and curl into a ball
>the pain doesn't even come, you just feel hollow
>empty
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>>28559841

ok, bedtime for fuckface. this'll brighten back up again tomorrow, the story just kinda pulled itself this way. gnite, sweet dreams, and Stand Proud
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>>28559841
I've heard of Desperation Moves, but that could have gone better...
>>28559864
Sleep tight! May you have Apache filled dreams.
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>>28555785


>You are Sour Sweet.
>And right now, you are pissed.
>Who does that asshole think he is?!
>He just flipped you off, after running into you!
>Doesn't he know who you are?!
>He should be grovelling at your feet, begging for your forgiveness.
>Instead, he's walking away!
>How dare he disrespect you!
>How dare he knock you down!
>Oh, but he will pay.
>You and your Stand will see to that…

>You're Erich Rammstein.
>After leaving the bitch of Crystal Prep behind, you made a beeline for the park entrance.
>There, your mother waved you down.
>Making your way towards her, your little sister catches sight of you.
>With a smile, she runs up to give you a hug.
>”Ricky Ricky Ricky!”
>She collides with you, wrapping her little arms around your waist.
>With a smirk, you put a hand on her head.
>She looks up at you to grin, and you pick her up.
>”Ricky, look! I lost a tooth!”
>She points at the empty space in her mouth where her canine used to be.
>You bounce her with a smile.
“That's great, Engel. Did the tooth fairy give you some money for it?”
>She nods quickly.
>”Uh huh. She even gave me a note telling me how proud she is that I'm taking care of my teeth!”
“Well I'm proud of you too, squirt.”
>Ever since Dad died, your little sister looked up to you as the father figure in her life.
>Since then, the two of you have become really close.
>You don't mind her hanging around, but you don't think she's ready to learn the truth about history.
>Not as you know it, anyway.
>Your mom comes up, and gives the both of you a hug.
>”Thanks for watching Angel for me, Rick. She'd be bored waiting an hour while I'm at the spa.”
>Embarrassed, you start trying to push her off of you.
“Mutter, Bitte! We're in public!”
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>>28559841
wait, did he just punch off his own arm to hit this bitch?
wow this nigga is crazy
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>>28559946
>Your mom breaks the hug, and waves at the two of you.
>”Have fun kids! I'll see you after my appointment!”
>Angel waves after her.
>”Bye-bye, mommy!”
>You watch her get in the car, and drive off.
>After she's gone, you look at Angel.
“Hey, squirt. If I knock out some teeth, think the tooth fairy will give you more money?”
>She pouts.
>”They have to fall out on their own, Ricky! And I'll tell mommy that you hit me!”
“C'mon, it's a business proposal. The more teeth fall out, the more money you get.”
>She sticks her tongue out at you.
>You laugh, giving her a noogie.
“Wanna go to the playground?”
>She nods, and you begin to carry her over.
>As you go back in the park, you catch sight of the Crystal Prep bitch.
>She's staring at you, menacingly.
>Before you can go to confront her, she turns, and begins walking away from the park.
>... Good. You don't wanna deal with her bullshit right now.

>You're sitting at a bench, keeping an eye on Angel.
>She's on the playground with some other kids.
>They seem to be having fun.
>You decide to continue reading your magazine.
>Oh, wow. The new Destiny game's coming out next month.

>You're Angel Rammstein.
>And you just made a new friend.
>Her name is Gioia Zeppeli.
>And she's teaching you this game where you spin around.
>You don't really get it, but it's fun.
>She's got another friend.
>Joan Higa…
>Huggy-she…
>Something like that.
>Well, she's your friend now, too. So you call her JoJo.
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>>28560243
Let us hope nothing bad happens to little Angel.
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>>28560243

>You and your new friends are just spinning around, minding your own business.
>And this group of boys come up to you.
>Boys are icky.
>And these boys are the ickiest.
>One of them has a basketball on his shirt.
>He comes up, and shouts at the three of you.
>”Get out of here! This is our part of the playground!”
>”Yeah! No girls allowed!”
>You stop, and put on your meanest face. “No! We were here first! Go somewhere else!”
>”Yeah,” says JoJo. “It's not your playground anyway!”
>The biggest boy steps up to you.
>He's wearing a shirt with a dumbbell on it.
>”Aww, is the baby girl being tough? Get lost, or we'll beat you up!”
>This meanie! He deserves what you're gonna do!
>You look and make sure your big brother isn't watching.
>Good, he's still reading.
>You turn back to the boy.
“[ROCK YOU]!”
>Your Stand comes out.
>It's a pink bunny person who looks like a girl knight.
>[ROCK YOU] punches the boy all over his body.
>”Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyi!”
>He doesn't know what happened, but he's frozen solid.
>[ROCK YOU] pushes him over, and he falls like a rock.
>The other two boys look at their friend, and run away, scared and confused.
>The big boy will be okay later.
>You look over at your friends, and they look surprised.
>Oh, no. Can they see [ROCK YOU]?
>Suddenly, they both have big smiles.
>They speak in unison.
>”You have a punchy ghost too?!”
>>”You have a punchy ghost too?!”
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>>28559176
MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 10: STARLIGHT AND TRIXIE GET SOME ANSWERS/STEAL ANOTHER FANTASY
OPEN THE GAME!

>Well, there goes a fun lesson in show magic!
>Here you were having fun with your friend, and this... RUFFIAN barges in thinking they're hot shit and hurting Starlight like that!
>How dare they!
>To think, somepony would have the nerve to assault Trixie, TRIXIE, in her own home!
>Well, moreso "near" than "in," but this shall not stand nonetheless!
>You bring Starlight and the strange earth pony into your trailer, throwing the earth pony near the vanity
>"Hey Trixie..."
>Oh shit, she's awake!
>You would have thought she would have passed out by now
>You look over to Starlight as she opens her mouth
>"You wouldn't happen to have something to help with these wounds, would you?"
"Of course. Just give me a second."
>Now where did you put that first aid kit?
>You spread one of your towels onto your bed and prop Starlight onto it
>You begin searching for your first-aid kit
>Now where could you have put it?
>Ach! Here we are!
>Let's see here...
>Going to need some alcohol, a needle, some filament, and some gauze
>Alright, here's the alcohol
>Now the gauze
>And-
>WB -"Hey, you gonna patch me up too?"
>...
>Is this bitch serious?
>She attacks you and then expects you to help her?
>Fucking what?
>...
>No
>Fuck this bitch
>You go back into the first aid kit in order to grab the-
>Wait?
>Where's the needle?
>You could have SWORN you had one in case
>You never know what could happen onstage
>Now where IS IT?!
>Oh, it's not like it matters too much, you only really need the other stuff
>You grab the gauze and alcohol, ready to clean the wound
>Walking over to Starlight with your gear in tow, you rewind back to that thought you had a few seconds ago
>You're pretty sure you need the-
>No, it's fine
>You're sure you don't need the-
>*STAB*

>Hahaaaaaa!
>Bitch'll never know what hit her
>Thinks she can get away with hurting you?
>You'll show her!
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>>28560349

Stand Name: [ROCK YOU]

Stand User: Angel Rammstein

Stand Description: An anthropomorphic rabbit colored pink, dressed as a female fantasy knight complete with an armored dress.

Power - D

Speed - C

Range - E

Durability - C

Precision - D

Potential - A

Stand Power: [ROCK YOU] has the ability to temporarily petrify anything it punches. The petrification time varies, depending on the target's distance from the user. The target can still see, hear, and breathe normally, but cannot move for a short time.
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>>28560382
Punchy ghosts for everyone!
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>>28560552

These friends of hers aren't gonna be part of the main story, but I thought I'd throw them in.

>>28560349
>Grinning, you nod.
“Yeah. And so does my big brother, but he calls them Stands.”
>JoJo smiles widely.
>”Coooool! Our daddies have punchy ghosts, too!”
>”And we do, too, but we never told our parents.”
>You nod.
“Yeah, Ricky says we can't let mommy know we have Stands. I don't-”
>”Engel Rammstein! Kommen sie hier, junge Dame!” Angel Rammstein! Come here, young lady!
>Oh, no.
>Big brother saw you use your Stand.
>You're gonna be grounded.

>You're Erich Rammstein again.
>And fich, you need to get out of here.
>Angel just used her Stand.
>And you distinctly remember her promising that she would only use it in an emergency.
>It didn't look like an emergency from this angle.
>Angel approaches you, looking downtrodden.
>She knows what she did was wrong.
>And now she's waiting in front of you, expecting you to chastise her.
>You take a deep breath.
“Engel, do you remember your promise?”
>She slowly nods.
“What was it?”
>”I promised not to use my Stand unless I was in danger.”
“And were you in danger.”
>”Yes!” She exclaims quickly.
>You fold your arms.
“Engel, don't lie.”
>She looks down, kicking the dirt.
>”No…”
“Then why did you use your [ROCK YOU]?”
>”But those boys were being mean! And they were threatening to beat us up!”
“And why didn't you come get me?”
>”I wanted to be a big girl!”
“Engel.”
>”...I wanted to look cool in front of my new friends.”
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>>28560590

>You sigh, and take a knee.
“Engel, I’m not angry at you.”
>You place a hand on her arm.
“But normal people don't have Stands. That means we're better than normal people. And it's because we're better, that we have to do what's right. And attacking people who are weaker than you is not right. That's why you can't use your Stand on the Normies unless it's an emergency. Alright?”
>Angel nods solemnly.
>”But what about my friends?”
>You sigh.
“I'm sorry, mein lieb. But you're going to have to say goodbye to them.”
>She rips away from you, her face contorting in sorrow.
“N-no! They have Stands, too!”
>Vas?
>...No, she's just saying that.
“Engel, I told you not to lie.”
>”No, it's true! They saw [ROCK YOU], and they even said they have them!”
>Really?
>As you go to say something else, you hear a man clear his throat behind you.
>Looking back, you see the fathers of the two girls Angel was playing with.
>...Well, shit.
>You hope things don't get any more complicated.

>...
>They turned out to be really nice guys.
>They saw Angel's Stand, and had a few questions.
>They were Stand users as well, and had moved here recently.
>They didn't know their daughters had Stands, though.
>But after a short talk, it was agreed that it was best for everyone involved not to stay in contact.
>The guy with the pompadour was really glad his daughter found friends that were like her.
>The other guy, though strange in behavior, also seemed to have his daughter's interest at heart.
>You honestly couldn't find a reason not to exchange your contact information.
>Maybe it's best for Angel to have friends who are Stand users, as well.
>You ended up arranging a playdate for Angel.
>But that doesn't mean she's not being grounded.
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>>28560781
>>But after a short talk, it was agreed that it was best for everyone involved not to stay in contact.

*To stay in contact.

Fucking cellphone. Stop adding unnecessary words to my sentences.
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>>28560781

>Soon enough, the hour's up.
>You head to the entrance of the park, and wait.
>Mom's car pulls up.
>She gets out, and the two of you wave at her.
>”Hi, mommy!”
>But, something seems off.
>She looks pissed.
>”Angel, Honey, come over here right now.”
>She speaks with some intensity.
>Angel blinks, and looks up at you.
>Confused, you simply nod.
>Angel walks over to your mom, who immediately grabs her by the wrist, and quickly walks toward the car.
>She doesn't even acknowledge you.
>That's really weird.
“Hey, Mutter, when do you want me to come over tonight?”
>She turns around and glares at you.
>”You stay away from us! You're no son of mine!”
>Warte, was?
>You hold your hands up defensively.
“What did I do?”
>She ignores you as your sister looks back with a worried expression.
>Your mom opens the back door.
>”Get in the car, Angel.”
>Angel begins to protest.
>”Just do it!”
>Scared, Angel quickly gets in.
>As your mom closes the door, you walk over to her.
“Mom, what's going on?”
>She turns to you, reaching into her purse.
>”You're not welcome in my house anymore.”
>She pulls out her taser!
>OHJESUSFUCKTHISHURTS!
>You collapse on the ground, clutching your gut.
>You hear your baby sister cry out your name, shortly before the tires screech, and the car drives away.

>You are Sour Sweet.
>And revenge is certainly...sweeter.
>As you watch the bastard writhe in pain, you can't help but grin in triumph.
>Your [HEARTBREAKER] will remain attached to his mother for a few days, just to seal the deal.
>And he won't be able to do anything about it.

Ending it here for tonight. What do you guys think so far?
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>>28560243
>jojo and zeppeli
time skip when, i want this story now
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>>28560901
I liked Angel.
And that move with [HEARTBREAKER] was pretty low.
I'm looking forward to see how Erich fixes things up.
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>>28560945
erich is gonna send that bitch to gas chambers, she fucked with angel, she's going the fuck down
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>>28560351
STAND NAME: IT'S A JOB

STAND MASTER: WOODEN BIT

STATS:
POWER-D
SPEED-A
RANGE-C
DURABILITY-C
PRECISION-C
POTENTIAL-D

ABILITIES -
Any item It's A Job grabs is immediately removed from anyone else's attention. Any attempt to focus on that object is either deflected away or met with mental pain. The effect ends either when Wooden Bit wills it or when she's knocked unconscious.

- - - - - - - - - -

"Hey, you gonna patch me up too?"
>She turns her head towards you
>You use this time to have It's A Job grab the needle from the first aid kit
>The blue pony turns to you and gives you a death glare
>As she turns her back to you-
>*STAB*
>-You get her right on the neck!
>HA!
>Shows what she knows!
>She may have figured out your Stand power, but she was dumb enough to let her guard down!
>Alright then
>Gotta find something to cut you outta these ropes
>"So, thought you could take us out eh? The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't appreciate being attacked in her own home."
>You raise your head
"What are you talking about? I was just walking by when I saw all of those knives stuck in that box and-"
>"Walked towards it rather than, I don't know, run and get help?"
>Shit, she kinda had you there
>But you have her here
"I'll admit, you've caught me."
>You position It's A Job right behind her, aiming for the needle you stuck in her neck
>You could only get it in so far using your Stand's mouth
>But with it's full power, there's no way she'll be able to stand the pain!
>Then these two'll be more done than Ma's breakfast!
"But I've also caught you."
>You make It's A Job strike at the needle with all of its power-
>*DONK*
>-WHAT
>"Trixie thought something seemed off."
>Damnit! A shield!
>"How were you able to throw all of those knives like it was nothing? You certainly aren't a unicorn, and even with decades of training, I don't think anypony could throw that amount of knives with such skill."
>S -"Maybe... she... has a Stand."
>T -"...A what?"
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>>28561069
I'm starting to think doing these every other day was a bad idea, but I gotta keep going. Can't stop now, right?
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>>28561078
noioce job cameo
keep this shit up, loving every second of it.
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>>28561078
You are doing a great job... no pun intended.
Don't get discouraged. if you need more time to come up with something then do it.
Just tell us from time to time so we know you are ok.
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>>28561078
You're doing fine, Cameo. I want you to keep up the good work.
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>>28535506

Still waiting for this, btw. I'd do it myself, but I'm afraid I'd suck.
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Finally, before I go to bed, I have one more Stand.

Stand Name: [GOTT MIT UNS]

Stand User: ???

Stand Description: A female angel wearing a hybrid gas mask and motorcycle helmet, with the armor of a Valkyrie and a Longsword

Power - A

Speed - C

Range - D

Durability - C

Precision - A

Potential - E

Stand Power: [GOTT MIT UNS] has the ability to empower itself and others. It can increase the power of other Stands, effectively increasing their range, speed, durability, and destructive power. It can also do the same for itself, however it must focus on one Stand at a time.
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>>28561082
>>28561093
>>28561097
Thanks guys. Seriously, thank you. I apologize for the bitching, just tired.

>>28561069
>S -"I... probably should have told you before, but... A lot of things have happened over the past few days."
>T -"Hold on one second."
>The blue one grabs the needle from her neck with magic and rips it out with a yelp
>T -"Sorry about that. Anyways, you were saying?"
>Yes, she's distracted!
>Alright, have to find something to take her out quick
>One of those things from her weird magic box?
>No, too bulky, not sharp enough
>There's gotta be something in here that you can use to stab this bitch!
>Come on, COME ON!
>You look up at the ceiling
>Maybe she has something hanging from there you can drop on her!
>...
>Oh COME O-
>What's that?
>It looks like some sort of purple gem thing stuck in the roof
>Looks sharp enough!
>It's A Job grabs it from the ceiling
"Hey, Trixie!"
>She turns to you-
>-And you stab her eye with the gem thing!
>T -"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
>HA!
>Now she's rolling on the floor in pain!
>Fuck you bitch!
>You bring It's A Job over to yourself, now that you have enough time to have it chew through your bindings
>After successfully getting through them all, you shake yourself free and stand up, ready to take these two out once and for a-
>Wait
"Where'd Trixie go?"
>"Good question madam. Where indeed did the Great and Powerful Trixie go?"
>"Perhaps she's here-"
>Trixie appears in front of the door outside
>"-or here-"
>Then steps out of the other door in this trailer
>....while still being at the door as well
>"-or here-"
>One by one, Trixie somehow pops out from everywhere
>WhAT THE SHIT IS THIS
>The hell is happening?
>How is-
>WHO-
>WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
>You feel a tap on your shoulder
>You slowly turn to see another Trixie on the vanity
>"Or she's right in front of you" she whispers
>You turn forward and-
>*SMACK*

>Well, that takes care of that
>Now then
"You were saying?"
>"What was that?"
"What?"
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>>28561304
>"All that... STUFF you just did. How did you do that?"
"I..."
>...have no idea, to be honest
>She stabbed you in the eye
>Then you got pissed off beyond all belief
>Then you... somehow made all those images of you appear
>Then there was this weird thing... it had no limbs... and this blue star corset on... these jeans with the legs cut off... a wizard hat (very similar to yours in fact)... a white mask with a smile on it... some white boots...
>And...
>AndTHEPAINSCOMINGBACKFUUU-

>After taking that gem out of your eye and quickly patching it up, you finally get to cleaning and closing Starlight's wound
>Now that that's taken care of, you can find out what the hell that... thing was
"So what was that about a Stand?"
>"I'm saying you probably have one. This mare stabbed you in the eye with one of the Soulstone pieces, so when you got mad it must have come out."
"...Okay then."
>"Now that that's out of the way, what say we get to questioning our assailant?"
"I will get to questioning. YOU need to rest."
>"A-Are you sure? I c-"
"No need. Trixie understands you want to help, but you need to rest, so your wound can heal."
>"I-I know, but maybe-"
"No buts. You were injured under Trixie's care and she won't have you be anymore hurt than need be."
>"...Okay. I just feel kind of useless lying around here."
"Oh, stop it now. You aren't useless Starlight. You helped me understand this new ability I have."
>"Sorry, I just-"
"Just nothing now. You get some rest."
>You walk up to the comatose pony, once again tied up
>Shaking her awake, she blinks her eyes trying to adjust them
>As she notices what she's looking at, a gold pony thing emerges from her and readies a hoof
>So this must be one of those Stand things, huh?
>Well, you've seen hers
>Now to show her yours
"「STEAL ANOTHER FANTASY」."
>Your Stand materializes before you, scaring the mare in front of you before she attempts to strike you with her own
>Her Stand is fast
>Certainly faster than your own
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>>28561446
>You barely caught that punch
>However, while your Stand wasn't as fast-
>You throw a punch which the other Stand unsuccessfully attempts to block
>-It was MUCH stronger
"Now then, you're going to tell Trixie EVERYTHING you know."
>You have a few more images of yourself spawn from your Stand in order to intimidate
>You're actually getting the hang of this!
>She readies her Stand to punch you again
>Seriously?
>She just won't give up will she?
>You wonder...
>What other capabilities does this Stand offer?
>You focus, close your eyes-
>And find yourself in a different position than before
>Her Stand's hoof flies towards you-
>Or rather, where you were before you teleported
>Hmmm
>You can freely transport yourself between each image?
>Not bad, not bad at all
>The mare before you looks in surprise as the age she just punched simply disappears
>Now then...

>You finally got some answers
>Turns out that mare that was attacking you was called Wooden Bit
>A homeless jobless thief who was hired by "some creepy hooded guy"
>Apparently the same one that hired Wind Rider to attack all of Starlight's other friends
>She didn't bother saying much else
>Just wanted you to let her go and leave her be
>Before Twilight and Starlight showed up in your life, you wouldn't really bother and do just that
>But now, with the situation she's in
>...
>You decided to offer her a job as your assistant
>After all, who's to say the Great and Powerful Trixie does it all alone?
>She said she'd "consider it"
>That's probably a no
>Oh well
>You tried
>Nonetheless, you got SOMETHING out of her
>Twilight will want to hear about this

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 10: STARLIGHT AND TRIXIE GET SOME ANSWERS/STEAL ANOTHER FANTASY

<=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====

Thanks for reading!
Fuck I'm tired. Good night.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfiCyBHvBI

Your soundtrack for this wonderful Monday morning
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>>28561715
MOROIH
MOROIH
MOROHI
MOROHI
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>>28561516
Good chapter Cameo.
Trixie's new power sounds nice. At first I thought "wouldn't Twilight or Glimmer be able to do that without a stand?".
But then I remembered Trixie wasn't as proficient at magic as the op unicorns, so it was fine.
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>>28561715
>>28561777
>you will will never live a nice peaceful quiet life in morioh

Do you guys prefer part 4 or part 8 marioh / its residents?
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>>28562590
Part 4, especially since Tonio is there.
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>>28535262
Another Stand dump:

Adagio -「Gold Guns Girls」- Manifests a replica of what the target desires the most, either in the moment or in general. This replica can be fashioned out of any material on hand, and will look similar, but subtly wrong to a perceptive viewer. For more abstract wants, Gold Guns Girls manifests the closest items it can, sometimes with an apparent sense of humor. (Ex. a target’s desire for sex may lead it to turn a pile of trash into a blow-up doll.)

Derpy -「Spinal Tap」- Remote Stand; brings the user an ‘offering’ at sunrise and sunset of something that may be useful to them. Specific items can be requested, but their level of difficulty drastically affects Spinal Tap’s ability to procure them. If one of these offerings is broken while still in the user’s possession, Spinal Tap will manifest for five minutes like any non-Remote Stand, during which time it will have considerable speed and strength.

Norman -「Check Yes Juliet」- Nullification; the powers of other Stands, barring those that affect the fabric of reality itself, do not work within ten feet of the user.

Wiz Kid / Care Root -「Timbuk Three」- Converts the user’s future happiness into light energy, including lasers and hard light. The more happiness is being used at once, the stronger and longer-lasting the effect, and there is no upper limit. Once happiness has been spent, whatever would’ve caused it never happens to the user; dates get cancelled, friends change their tastes, life paths begin to close themselves, et cetera.

Vice-Principal Luna -「Total Eclipse of the Heart」- Draws out the repressed emotions of those in range. Can target a specific person, in which case these emotions will display themselves as violently and dramatically as possible.
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Roseluck -「Floral Shoppe」- The user can shed body parts at will, letting them hang in the air as ghostly, intangible afterimages until they return and correctly reattach them. These hanging limbs sprout thorny vines if left alone for a few minutes, which seek out and attack Stand users when not otherwise instructed.

The Crusaders -「Steam Powered Giraffe」- Joint Stand shared among three users. Allows one user at a time to see the most likely ‘destiny’ of an object or person in the near-future. If the target has less willpower than whichever users are within range, the Stand can destroy that destiny. Given time and precision, the Stand can also force out all likely possible futures for a target except one, although this process is very painful to living targets. This Stand’s power increases dramatically when the users are together.

Nolan North -「Saint Pepsi」- The user can slow their perception of time to a tenth of regular speed. Additionally,「Saint Pepsi」’s punches can slow anything moving above 5mph to a crawl.

Mystery Mint -「Far Side Virtual」- Fractures things the user touches as if they were glass.

Octavia Melody -「A Fifth of Beethoven」- A dusty mauser handgun that appears when called. Any object older than the user can be converted into a cartridge, which will fire bullets with effects similar to the ammunition’s source. (Ex. An old rocking chair will create splintering bullets.) Cartridges can be converted back, but the objects will be incomplete if bullets have been fired. There is no limit to the number of cartridges the user can create, but they are indistinguishable from each other unless personally marked somehow.
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Lyra Heartstrings -「Bye Bye Bye」- Transforms the user’s body into that of an extinct animal. The user cannot take the form of the same species more than once.

Sweetie Drops -「Suffragette City」- A Stand that takes the form of a thick plastic shoebox. When the Stand is not active, any item left in the shoebox for an hour becomes a part of it; when one of these objects is inside of a building or other structure, the Stand is activated, and the shoebox contains a scale model of the structure. Changes made to the model affect the reality. Once the Stand is activated the object cannot leave the structure. When the object is destroyed, the Stand is deactivated, and all changes made are reversed. More than one object can be charged by the Stand, in which case the Stand will model whichever one it’s closest to.

Watermelody -「Emancipator」- The user and whatever they’re touching can disappear into and out of right angles within range.

Captain Planet -「Separate Ways」- A Stand with a rotating series of images on its chest. When the user selects a general type of location, its image appears, and anything punched by the Stand is teleported to a random instance of that location in the world. They return after six hours, at which point it is immune to this ability for another six hours.

Bright Idea -「Brand New」- Turns objects into anagrams of their names. This power does not work metaphysically or conceptually; it can make NOTES into STONE or an ODOR into a DOOR, but it cannot turn a DOG into GOD or a MITE into TIME.

Vinyl Scratch -「All Levels At Once」- Converts radio waves in the air into sound and light.
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>>28560901
>You're Erich.
>Night falls.
>You returned home for the day.
>It was really strange, the way mom was behaving.
>If you didn't know better, you'd say she found out you were a NatSoc.
>But no, even if she did, the way she reacted was too strong.
>Besides, you were extremely cautious, and all the paraphernalia you had was at your apartment.
>You had moved out almost two years ago, and she didn't have a key to your apartment.
>It was part of an agreement.
>You could spend the senior year at Canterlot high on your own on the condition that you lived nearby.
>Mom still needed your help, so you only lived a few blocks down.
>You graduated last year, but stuck around where you were.
>Mom was somber, but still very proud when you moved out on your own.
>So what the hell happened?
>...
>Well, you aren't getting answers just laying around on the bed.
>You get up, and head out.
>You're getting answers, now.

>You're at your mom's house.
>You briefly considered going in through the front door, but given how mom's behaving, that's probably a bad idea.
>So you scouted around the back yard, looking for an entrance.
>Mom doesn't even know Stands exist, and has probably never even heard of one.
>You don't want to scare her, especially if she hates you right now.
>The last thing you need is a bullet hole in your chest.
> You don't think she'd shoot you, but you don't wanna chance it.
>Hey, there's a light on in Angel's room.
>Is she awake?
>...is she okay?
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>>28562978

>You look left, right, and all around.
>You don't see anyone.
>And the shadows are quiet, too.
>Just a few field mice here and there.
>Stealthily, you spawn a fist made of shadow, and send it up to the window.
>You take care to avoid the light sources so it doesn't disappear.
>The fist gently raps on the side of the window.
>After a moment, Angel comes over to her window, and opens it.
>She looks around, and you ‘psst’ at her to get her attention.
“Engel, down here!”
>You whisper loudly.
>She looks down, and her face immediately brightens.
>You put a finger up to your lips.
>She nods quickly, and whispers down at you.
>”Hi, Ricky.”
“Are you alright, mein lieb?”
>She nods.
>”Yeah. Are you?”
>You see a frown forming on her face.
>”I saw what mommy did. That was mean.”
>You gently wave her off.
”I'm fine, squirt. But I need to get in the house.”
>She looks uncertain.
>”Mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to you anymore.”
>You sigh.
“Engel, I think mommy's sick. Did she ever tell you why she suddenly hated me?”
>Angel shakes her head.
>”She just told me not to talk about it.”
>That settles it.
>Mom never wants to talk about things she has no knowledge of.
“I don't think mommy has a reason to hate me, Engel.”
>You see tears forming.
>”But why does she hate you so much, Ricky?”
>Your expression turns serious.
“Engel, this must be the work of an enemy Stand.”
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>>28563035

>Angel covers her mouth with both hands.
>”You think a Stand is hurting mommy?”
>You nod.
“It's the only explanation I can think of. That's why I need to get in the house. I know what to look for, and I can fight the Stand.”
>”...What do I need to do, Ricky?”
“Turn off the lights in your room. I'm coming in.”
>She nods, and goes over to the lightswitch.
>The lights go out, and you teleport up to Angel's room.
>She runs over as soon as you appear, and gives you a hug.
>You hug her back, and look at her.
“Stay here, schwester. I'm going to check on mom.”
>She nods. “Don't get hurt, Ricky.”
>You go, and leave the room.

>Mom is downstairs, cooking dinner.
>You checked her room, your room, and every other room upstairs for signs of unusual activity.
>So far, nothing.
>If there's any hints of a Stand in the house, of course it's going to be downstairs.
>Nothing is ever easy, is it?
>How annoying.
>Very carefully, you proceed downstairs.
>You're now in the study, and you don't see anything out of place here, either.
>The living room and laundry are clear, too.
>That just leaves the kitchen and dining room.
>And with mom in the kitchen, you have to be extra careful.
>You slowly tread in the dining room, keeping an eye on mom from the shadows.
>The table has are been set, but there's three spots open.
>One is for mom, and the other is for Angel.
>And unless mom managed to get herself a committed boyfriend while she was at the spa, that would make the third spot for you.
>Implying that you're expected to be here.
>Implying mom doesn't actually hate you.
>Implying mom knows something's wrong with her.
>You have to find a way to save her.
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>>28563220

>”What are *you* doing here?!”
>...Well shit.
>You turn to your mom.
>She stares at you.
>And she looks so nettled.
>You shrug.
“I was expected. I didn't want to disappoint.”
>She marches over to you with a piping hot spatula.
>”You aren't welcome here anymore! Get out!”
>You leer at her.
“If that's true, mom, then why did you set three places at the table? Were you expecting someone else? If not, then why set a place at the table for someone you hate?”
>She looks down at the table, and gasps.
>She obviously didn't expect there to be three places at the table.
>You press your advantage in this battle of wills.
“Mutter, something is wrong with you. And I think you know it. You have no reason to hate me.”
>You reach out a hand invitingly.
“I know what's wrong with you, mom. I can help make you better. Bitte, lass mich dir helfen.” Please, let me help you.
>She looks down at your hand.
>Then, she turns to the table.
>You see her face tearing up.
>Then suddenly, her body seizes.
>She freezes for a second, and you reach out to her.
“Mutter?”
>Your hand is suddenly smacked away by a burning hot spatula.
>You pull your hand back, hissing in pain.
>Your mother looks at you with eyes full of rage.
>”You have ten seconds to leave! If you're not out of here by the time I get back, I'll kill you.”
>http://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M&t=40
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>>28563373
That's gotta hurt. And I'm not talking about the hot spatula.
Great work as always!
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I've just realised if this was parodied In an eyes of heaven / ASB roster just how fucking huge it would be the entire mlp cast and their EQG counterparts various Anons a Joestar and a zeppeli God help the artfag who would go and draw every character and their stand / pose etc...
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>>28563589
It would be glorious.
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>>28563373

Fuck it, I don't have work today. I'll post more green.

>Your mom leaves.
>She's going to get one of dad's guns.
>As she left, you note that her shirt seemed to be moving.
>Was that the Stand?
>You waste no time.
>You'll have to use your Stand.
>You switch off the lights in the kitchen and the dining room.
>By the time she comes back, you're already waiting in the shadows.
>She of course goes for the light switches, but you sabotaged them so she can't use them.
>You look on from the dark corners of the room.
>Shit, she's got a pump shotgun.
>Now you're really glad you decided to use your Stand.
>You just need to get behind her, and-
>FICH!
>You managed to teleport away just before she turned to face you.
>”I know you're here, 'son!’ Come on out!”
>That's right.
>She was army infantry back in her teens and twenties.
>She knows what she's doing.
>And she won't hesitate to pull the trigger.
>Especially on someone she hates.
>How do you sneak up on a trained soldier?
>...Ambush.
>You form a construct in the Study.
>As loud noises crash, she moves that direction, her shotgun at the ready.
>You come up from behind, and as she enters the study, you get ready to rip away the back of her shirt.
>You enter the study...
>...Only to find that she has her barrel pointed at your face.
>”Soldiers who've seen combat develop a sixth sense that warn them of danger, son.”
>She smiles triumphantly.
>“I'm no different.”
>Well, now you know where you get your gloating habit from.
>She pulls the trigger.
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>>28563816
>Nothing happens.
>She pumps the shotgun, and fires again.
>Nothing happens.
>Frustrated, she starts checking her gun.
>You smirk.
>It was quick thinking on your part, but you put a solid block of darkness in between the hammer and the firing pin inside the gun.
>It's nothing more than a steel tube, now.
“Mom, please, stop this. You don't actually want to kill me.”
>She glares up at you, tossing away her gun.
>”You won't be lucky forever!”
>She pulls out a pocket knife.
>You stand on guard defensively.
>As she lunges, you begin struggling with her.
>Shit, you don't want to hurt her, and you really don't want to use your Stand.
>But a trained soldier with a knife is much better than you at hand to hand combat.
>You may be bigger and stronger, but you're being overpowered.
>Soon enough, your mom is on top of you, raising her knife.
>”Good night, baby!”
>She goes to bring it down.
>Fuck, you can't do anything about it.
>There's gotta be a way to get out of this mess!
>”[ROCK YOU]!”
>Mom is suddenly pummeled nonstop by a small pink Stand.
>“Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!”
>Mom's arm freezes right before the blade hits your throat.
>She's petrified, a look of confusion on her face.
>You look behind her.
>Angel, thank God!
“Vielen Dank, Engel.”
>You lift your mother off of you, and lay her on the ground.
>Angel goes over to her, comfortingly.
>”Mommy, Ricky says you're sick, but don't worry, he'll make you better.”
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>>28563938

>You rip open the back of mom's shirt.
>Sorry, mom.
>You see it.
>A heart shaped bug, with what looks like a stinger in your mom's back.
>This must be the enemy Stand.
>You're going to have to destroy it.
“[BENZIN]!”
>Your Stand appears, and throws a punch at it.
>”Auf!”
>...Verdammt, this Stand is tough.
>You don't think you even made a scratch.
>Well, if you can't destroy it, you can at least get it off.
>[BENZIN] grabs the Stand, and pulls hard.
>It easily comes out, but your mom gasps.
>Angel suddenly starts panicking.
>”Ricky, mommy passed out!”
“Is she breathing? Does she have a heartbeat?”
>Angel checks, and nods.
>”Yeah?”
>You sigh in relief.
“She'll be fine. Right now I just need to worry about the Stand-”
>There's the sound like metal slicing something.
>You look back, and see that [BENZIN] has had its fingers chopped off.
>The Stand zooms around, flying out of the room.
>... Luckily, you tied a thread to one of its legs.
>It's gonna take you right to its user.
“Engel, stay with Mutter. I'm going after the Stand user.
>Angel looks up at you.
>”Kick their hiney, big brother!”

That's all for now, see you after dinner.
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>>28563816
>>28563938

digging the story so far, ace. i like the german angle, a descendant of stroheim perhaps?

i might not write tonight, gotta run some errands and cook food for the rest of the week and do laundry and and and...

so yeah. maybe, maybe not
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>>28564037
Yay dein mutter is saved!
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>>28564048
That's all right. But what about Apache?
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>>28564057

whaddaya mean? she's fine in her cage for a while, and [A MOUSE'S NIGHT] can get her out of any sticky situations
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>>28564037
I'm liking this
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>>28561516
Is her eye going to be okay being eye stabbed sounds very very painful and would cause some serious if not permanent damaged I mean if it was a poke I would understand but full blown stabbing and digging it into the eye... Gives me conniptions
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>>28564424
It's a jojo story. They could potentialy recover from worse.
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>>28564497
Very true I just hope Trixies okay She is my waifu after all
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>>28564598
I wouldn't worry. After all, she is Great and/or Powerful.
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>>28564651
that picture is fucking horrifying
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>>28564651
DDDDDDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pic related
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>>28564921
>pic related
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This Stand is literally Discord


Stand Name: Roulette

Stand Ability: [Meta Summoning](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning)

Power - D

Speed - A

Range - B

Durability - B

Precision - C

Potential - E

Description: The ability to summon any object or entity under your control. Perfect version of Summoning and Entity Creation. Variation of Boundless Inner World. User possesses a dimension of infinite possibilities within themselves, from which they can summon any kind of object or entity, with any traits and abilities of any level. The entities may enter in symbiosis with the user to assist as advisers, guardians or power-sources, or emerge into existence to carry out more tangible tasks.
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>>28565420

With those stats, I doubt it
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>>28564037

>You are Sour Sweet.
>And something's wrong.
>You were sitting at a friend's house, hanging out with some Indigo Zap and a couple other friends.
>Suddenly, something huge collided with your back.
>It wasn't painful, but it felt strong.
>It knocked you over, too.
>Your classmates expressed some concern.
>You waved it off, telling them you fell out of the seat.
>Then you felt something else.
>[HEARTBREAKER] was forcibly disconnected from that bastard's mother!
>How does that even happen?!
>That doesn't bode well.
>You decided to recall your Stand.
>You could try to regain control of his mom, but you didn't wanna chance it.
>You figured you'd wait until tomorrow before trying to find out what happened.
>Until then, it's best to act like nothing was wrong.
>”Sour?”
“Huh?”
>You look up at Indigo.
>She seems annoyed.
>”I said do you want anything to drink! I'm going downstairs, and if you want something after that, you have to get it yourself!”
>You shake your head, trying to brush off your nervousness.
“N-No, I'm fine.”
>You’re not fine.
>You can't shake the feeling that something fierce is coming.
>And when it gets here…

>You are Erich Rammstein.
>And you've been following this thread for a while now.
>It's certainly cold out tonight.
>You call out [BENZIN], and retrieve your hat and jacket.
>You put them on as you follow the thread's trail.
>It feels good, being in uniform again.
>As you adjust your cap, you approach the final destination.
>It's a house in a nice neighborhood.
>You see the thread leading up to an open window.
>From the sounds of music and laughter, it sounds like a party.
>You grin.
>Time to crash it.
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>>28565670

>Oh, no no no no no.
>This is bad.
>You're back to being Sour Sweet.
>And your Stand just returned.
>With a thread tied to its leg.
>Not tangled, tied.
>Meaning someone could see it.
>”Whoa, is that thread floating?”
>You look over, and you see Lemon Zest staring at the thread attached to your Stand.
>The others look over, attracted by Lemon's exclaimation.
>Quick, think of something!
>You hover your hands over your Stand.
“Uhh, yeah! It's maaaaagic! I've been practicing!”
>You grin at your friends.
>Hopefully they buy it.
>Sunny Flare and Lemon Zest look impressed, but Indigo and Sugarcoat are looking at you skeptically.
>”Cool!” Sunny Flare said excitedly.
>You sigh, slightly relieved.
>”Did you also use your magic to conjure that Nazi on the roof?”
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>>28565675

>What?
>You look out the window.
>Oh shit.
>It's that Jackass from before.
>Only this time, he's dressed like a Nazi.
>And he's staring at you.
>Menacingly.
>Oh shit.
>”So I take it you're the reason my mom pulled a gun on me.”
>Oh shit.
>You are Sour Sweet.
>And you just realized.
>You pissed off a Nazi Stand user.
>...
>If there is a God, please don't let this guy throw you in an oven.
>He's walking towards the window!
>Fucking do something, Sour!
>Quickly, you rush toward the window and try to close it.
>Holy shit!
>A black tentacle just shot past you, breaking the light!
>Lemon and Sunny scream.
>You manage to slam the window shut, after using [HEARTBREAKER] to chop the tentacle off.
>You back off, catching your breath with a smile.
“He can't get in, now.”
>”Yes, he's certainly trapped out there, isn't he?”
>That's not the girls. Who…
>...
>Oh shit.
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>>28565818
>You pissed off a Nazi Stand user.
That moment when you realize you fucked up real bad.
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>>28565818

>You look back, and up at the Nazi.
>He's looking down on you with an expression of doom.
>Of all the people you could've pissed off!
>Seriously, isn't it enough that he was a Stand user?!
>He has to be a Nazi, too?!
>”[BENZIN]!”
>A big guy appears right next to him, giving everyone a start.
>He's not even a weak Stand user, either!
>This guy just suddenly appeared out of thin air, broke a light from a range, and now his Stand appears, all muscular and dressed in skulls!
>Memories of everything you've done to others flashed through your mind!
>Did...did you really have to be so cruel?!
>”[I WANNA GO]!”
>The guy turns to Indigo, only to have his Stand block a punch!
>Another Stand has appeared!
>This one looks like a blue athlete in an armored tracksuit.
>Wait…
>Indigo's a Stand user, too?!

>You're Indigo Zap.
>And you don't care who this guy is.
>You're gonna make him pay for breaking your light.
>As your Stand holds him off, you turn to the others.
“Girls, get out of here.”
>Lemon Zest and Sunny Flare nod quickly, before running off.
>But Sugarcoat remains.
>”I believe I can be of assistance.”
>You shake your head.
“There's more going on than you know, Sugarcoat.”
>”You're using a psychic representation of your willpower to fight your opponent. You call it a 'Stand.’”
>Whoa.
“How do you know that?!”
>Sugarcoat steps forward.
>”[Black Sun].”
>A small black sphere appears above your Stands.
>So Sugarcoat is also a Stand user?
>Your opponent goes to throw a fist, but it's way off the mark.
>He seems confused.
>You don't know what Sugarcoat’s power is, but you're glad she's on your side.
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>>28566006

Oh shit nigger there's more Sutando users?!
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>>28566006

>You're Erich Rammstein again.
>You expected to find a single Stand user, working alone.
>Instead, you seem to have stumbled into a small nest.
>How annoying.
>You see the yellow girl from before, moving to leave.
>You try to construct a wall in front of her path.
>But it appears next to the bed.
>Something’s wrong here.
>”Over here!”
>The girl with the blue Stand throws a right directly at you.
>You go to block it…
>...only to get nailed by a left fist.
>What's going on?
>You try looking up at the Stand above you.
>You see your feet.
>...Ah, you see now.
“So your Stand reverses motor controls.”
>The blue girl grunts, adjusting her glasses.
>”...Correct. More precisely, it reverses your perception of relation to where things are. When you think left, you move right. When you think up, you move down.”
>You shake your head.
“That's going to be annoying.”
>You noticed the yellow girl’s stopped.
>Where would she be if you're thinking of opposites?
>You direct tentacles to spawn around the desk behind you.
>Direct hit! You've captured your target.
>”Get these damn things off of me, you perv!”
>You ignore her screeching.
>”You waltz into my house, break my stuff, and take a hold of my friends?! You got some nerve, pal! Let her go!”
“What say we take this outside?”
>Without waiting for an answer, you teleport yourself and your quarry up and forward.
>You end up outside in the backyard.
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>>28566190

>As you wait for the other two, the yellow girl calls out her Stand.
>”[HEARTBREAKER]!”
>The bug Stand flies out, and flies past the tentacles holding her.
>Your tentacles are cut, and she drops to the ground.
>As she recovers, her friends rush outside to help her.
“I'll give you credit, you're both showing great loyalty.”
>The three girls stare you down.
>The yellow one's wearing a shit eating grin.
>That cocky bitch. Bet she feels invincible with her friends here.
>Let's see how long their loyalty lasts.
“But how loyal will you be when I reveal…”
>You point at them dramatically.
“...the truth behind my attack?”
>The two other girls look confused, and the yellow one frowns.
>”Don't listen to this damned Nazi! He'll say anything to separate us!”
“Believe what you will, but this girl attacked my mother because I wouldn't apologize to her.”
>”You liar! Shut your lying mouth!”
“Oh? If not for that reason, then why am I attacking you?”
>”Because -”
>She stops, trying to think of something to say.
“If you can't make up a reason, why not tell the truth?”
>The girl with blue hair interrupts.
>”If this happened because you wouldn't apologize, why not just apologize?!”
>”Because I did nothing wrong. She bumped into me, and called me a Jackass, before expecting an apology.”
>”That's not true, you Jackass!”
>She gasps, and clasps her hands over her mouth.
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>>28566421

>You press the attack.
“She then went on to use her Stand to make my mother hate me so much, that she tried to kill me. I've been shot at twice, wrestled down, and nearly stabbed thanks to her.”
>The other two girls are glaring daggers at their friend now.
>She grins sheepishly.
>”C-C’mon, guys! Who're you gonna believe? Your friend? Or this Nazi?”
“Need I remind you that she still hasn't offered any other reason I have to attack her.”
>The blue girl turns to you.
>”Do you intend to kill her?”
“No, but by the time I'm done, she's gonna wish she were dead.”
>She adjusts her glasses, and withdraws her Stand.
>”Then I see no reason to interfere with your skirmish.”
>The yellow girl looks shocked.
>”Sugarcoat! You're abandoning me?!”
>Sugarcoat shrugs.
>”This is a situation you started, Sour Sweet. What he describes is in keeping with your past behavior. To put it bluntly, you got yourself into this mess, you can get yourself out.”
>You smirk.
“Now that this misunderstanding has been cleared, allow me to deal with this
Hündin.”
>You step forward, [BENZIN] by your side.
>Frightfully, Sour Sweet gets on guard.
>But then the blue haired one steps in between you.
>”Now just a minute!”
>Oh, great, what now?
>”I won't defend Sour Sweet's actions, what she did was wrong. I understand your beef with my friend, but you still broke my light, and ruined my sleepover! I'm not gonna let you off lightly!”
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>>28566190
Did you read a Persona 4 and Steel Ball Run crossover fic, by some chance? Sugarcoat's power reminds me of something from it.

Also good shit
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>>28566465
No, I didn't. I came up with that on my own.

>>28566455

>You groan.
>You eyes give an analyzing look at the blue haired girl.
>You have a sneaking suspicion she cares more about the bulb than anything else.
>You pull out your wallet.
“Will twenty bits cover the expense of a new bulb?”
>She stops.
>You pull out a twenty bit note.
“It comes with a free apology for ruining your sleepover.”
>You hand the note to [BENZIN].
>Your Stand disappears, only to reappear near the blue haired girl.
>She seems to contemplate it for a second, before her Stand takes the note.
>”Apology accepted.”
>”OH COME ON!”
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>>28566516

>As blue hair walks off, you approach Sour Sweet.
>She looks really nervous.
>”[HEARTBREAKER]!”
>She brings out her Stand, and immediately sends it forward.
>You move to block it.
>It cuts the wrong arm.
>Oh, right. You're not under [BLACK SUN]'s influence anymore.
>[HEARTBREAKER] comes around for another pass.
>Gott, it's fast.
“[BENZIN]!”
>Your Stand moves to strike.
>But hers suddenly darts out of the way of your fist.
>The side of the shell slices into your Stand's shoulder.
>It's coming around for another pass.
>Your Stand keeps on being cut up!
>You may have power, but [HEARTBREAKER]'s speed is too fast for your [BENZIN] to keep up!
>[BENZIN]'s body regenerates, and turns to face Sour Sweet.
>Sour is growing increasingly agitated.
>”Shouldn't you be cut up to hell by now?!”
>You understand her confusion.
“[BENZIN] is my Stand, but it possesses a physical form. The shadows it inhabits are it's body. You can cut it all you like, but you won't be able to harm me insodoing.”
>You decide to try and put her on the defensive.
>You summon up wolf-like constructs, imbuing them with some autonomy.
>You point at Sour Sweet.
“Take her down.”
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>>28566660
>Your wolves are surprisingly easily dealt with.
>[HEARTBREAKER] slices in deep, and they're done for.
>It's speed is not to be underestimated.
>And though it doesn't actually have power, the cutting edge of its hardened shell is still quite destructive.
>Sour Sweet is growing confident, and is easily able to handle your automated constructs.
>You may have to rethink your plan of attack.
>You stop summoning wolves, and instead start bringing up tentacles.
>They lash out at Sour from all directions, but she easily dodged them while her Stand chopped them apart.
>”Moron! I'm part of the Crystal Prep Shadowbolts, and an expert gymnast! You aren't gonna take me down like that!”
>Then let's try something new.
>You bring out [BENZIN], and conjure a giant fly swatter out of sight behind him.
>[BENZIN] gets on guard, as you ready the fly swatter.
>[HEARTBREAKER] rips through [BENZIN], making a beeline for you.
>Just like you expected.
>You bring down the fly swatter on [HEARTBREAKER], smacking the Stand to the ground.
>Sour falls to the earth, as if a huge weight is pinning her from above.
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>>28566516
Great minds think alike, then. Wasn't gonna knock on you either way.
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>>28566738
SEND
HER
TO
THE
GAS
CHAMBERS
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>>28566738
>You got her pinned, good.
>You summon [BENZIN] again.
>Sending him over to Sour Sweet, you get ready to finish the job.
>But suddenly, her Stand begins rapidly spinning.
>Before you can realize what she's trying to do, her Stand cuts through the net of your flyswatter.
>She leaps up to her feet, and away from your [BENZIN] just as her [HEARTBREAKER] rushes over, and decapitates your Stand.
>It's because of Stands like hers that you're glad you don't share physical trauma.
>But now the Stand's headed for you.
>You aren't gonna bother summoning your Stand to attack it anymore.
>Instead, you clad yourself in plate armor from head to toe.
>Black armor, made from shadows, covered in skulls and swastikas.
>You think it would look amazing to see it from the outside.
>You hear her laugh.
>”Oh, you must really be scared of me if you're going to armor yourself up like that. But don't worry, I'll make it quick.”
>Oh, how little she knows.
>Unlike your previous constructs, this armor is purely defensive, and made specifically to deflect attacks.
>This is your Stand at its toughest.
>And she's quickly learning that her Stand's blade can't cut through your armor.
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>>28566849

>You approach her, as her attacks start getting more and more desperate.
>She starts screeching, as her [HEARTBREAKER] makes pass after pass, failing to penetrate your armor.
>”Fall down, already!”
>You make your way over to her, as you count the time in between each of her strikes.
>You suck in hand to hand combat, but you need her to think you're moving to punch her directly.
>You get close enough that you start charging her.
>But she quickly cartwheels out of the way, leaving you grasping at air.
>The strikes resume, as she fruitlessly searches for a weak point in your armor.
>You think you got their pattern down, now.
>As she strikes again, you wait for the opportunity to capture her.
>The way to win is to take away her mobility.
>And now you know how.
>You wait.
>And wait.
>Now!
>Your armor opens up like a box, and slams shut as her Stand collides with you.
>Her arms and legs are suddenly pinned to her body, and she falls flat on her face.
>”I... can't...move…”
>Discarding your armor, but keeping her Stand boxed, you stroll over to her with [BENZIN].
>You kneel down, and grab her collar.
“You're not spinning out of that prison.”
>You pick her up, and look into her eye.
“You lost for one simple reason, Hündin.”
>She looks at you fearfully, as [BENZIN] folds his fingers into his fist.
“You messed with my family.”
>And thus, the flurry of blows begin.
>”AUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUF!”
>”AUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUF!”
>”AUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUFAUF!”
>Drawing back for a final strike, [BENZIN] puts all his strength behind the last blow.
>”AUF!”
>Sour Sweet is sent flying through the air, creating a ditch as she skids through the ground.
>Leaving her as a mess of tangled limbs, you think that she'll be hospitalized for a few months, at least.
>You adjust your cap, and turn to go back home.
“Auf Wiedersehen.”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
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>>28567049

And that's it. I'll post a pastebin soon.
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>>28567049
Almost forgot.

Name: Sour Sweet
Status: [RETIRED]
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>>28567049
Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea!Yea! YEAH!
She got blown the fuck out!
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>>28567072

Paste is up: http://pastebin.com/susEAHiW
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>>28567049
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>>28567049
G A S C H A M B E R S

get rekt, great job my dude, are you planning to do more or naw?
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>>28567431

At some point, when I get an idea for the next adventure.
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Before the anime for part 4 began to air, many were asking themselves, which song is going to be the playing during the ending credits?
I had the idea it would be Smash Mouth's hit "All Star". I was wrong of course.
I loved the ending either way, but this got me thinking "I'm sure I'll get it right for part 5".
Now I'm asking you all, which song do you think will play during the part 5 ending credits?

Here is a link just for fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3guAOHFFD4
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>>28567500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcfUk5ptoCY
too easy
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>>28567500
I would think some boy band to fit with the characters.
It would be hilarious to end an episode listening to the Backstreeet Boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM
Or some N'Sync.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s
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>>28567281

Stand Name: [Black Sun]

Stand User: Sugarcoat

Stand Description: A small black sphere floating high in the air.

Power - E

Speed - A

Range - B

Durability - D

Precision - A

Potential - E

Stand Power: [Black Sun] has the power to reverse the Target's perception of what's around him, making it so that they face the opposite direction of where they want to go, or use the opposite hand of what they want to use.

Stand Name: [I WANNA GO]

Stand User: Indigo Zap

Stand Description: A slender, blue female athlete in an armored tracksuit, with a cyclist's helmet fused into their head.

Power - Varies

Speed - Varies

Range - D

Durability - Varies

Precision - B

Potential - D

Stand Power: ???
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>>28567447

>"Good morning, Canterlot city! This is Mix 106.7 WJVR! Coming to you at the top of the hour, here's the local weather! Skies are looking clear for Canterlot, as our weather team reports another beautiful, sunny Spring day! Chance of rain, 10%. And now, to local news! Police are baffled by the recent murder of county official, Diligent Quill! Inside sources report that the bullet recovered from the scene of the crime matches no serialed firearms found in the country! Police are looking into a possible black market for untraceable weapons found right here in Canterlot! And that's all for now, stay tuned as we bring you some hits from the top twenty! We'll be back after these messages."
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>>28567719
The adventure never ends!
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It's pretty funny when you think about it
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>>28567719

>You are Erich Rammstein.
>And it's another day in Canterlot.
>You walk into a public diner, and take a seat.
>Your hat, jacket, and now boots get you a few cautious stares, but no one says anything.
>Really, you're just showing off.
>Your jackboots just arrived in the mail, and you're really proud of them.
>Screw what everyone else thinks.
>As a NatSoc, you dress snazzy.
>You cast a glance around.
>And that's all it takes for other people to turn their heads away.
>Your server is prompt, but curt.
>You'll excuse it, and leave a tip anyway.
>She's working hard.
>You're just getting some cookies and a bottled water anyway.
>It's the only food you know they can't spit in.
>You cast another look around, but this time, your eyes befall a blonde bombshell.
>You find yourself straightening up in your seat.
>She's glaring at you, but not out of anger.
>Instead, it's more like she's studying you.
>As if she's trying to figure something out.
>Your snack comes, and you try to ignore her.
>I mean, she's a beauty by any means, but you don't like the look she's giving you.
>And she won't stop it.
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>>28567867
Is Aryadne meeting with our beloved NatSoc?
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>>28567867
wait, so is he like a legit nazi? hitler's photo on his wall, gas the jews, kill all inferior races type nigga?
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>>28567855
Part 6 = prison and literally recreating the universe

Would love EQG to do this make them become one with The mlp universe.
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>>28567888

You'll find out his exact beliefs in this Adventure.

>>28567867

>As you finish your last cookie, you see the woman stand up out of her seat.
>Mein gott, she is beautiful, but dat look she's giving you tho...
>It makes you uncomfortable in all the wrong ways.
>Whatever, you try to play it off.
>Here she comes.
>She's dressed in her own suit and tie, and if anything, is more blatantly NatSoc than you.
>Really, where did she get those pants? And that shirt?
>You're Uber jelly right now.
>As you think this, she begins speaking.
>"Tell me something. What do you think of Gottfried Feder?"
>Gottfried?
>The author behind the manifesto that made you who you are?
"I think he was a brilliant man. His views on the economy, and his solutions to debt crisis are revolutionary, even by today's standards."
>She narrows her eyes.
>"Und...Otto Strossner?"
"A scapegoat and a martyr. He was a banker, he didn't even do anything wrong when he worked for Hitler. He was killed because his economic ideas threatened the new world order."
>You see a smirk forming on her lips.
>She sits down across from you.
>"Last question. Und this is the big one. Brown shirt, or black shirt?"
>As much as you'd like to have faith in Democracy...
"Brown shirt."
>Her smirk turns into a full on smile.
>She gives a heavenly giggle as she scrunches up in excitement.
>"Oh, mein schwesters are going to love you! We have much to discuss."
>She extends a hand.
>"Aryanne Hoofler. It is a pleasure to meet you."
>You take her hand, and kiss her knuckle.
"Erich Rammstein. The pleasure is mine, fraulein."
>You see her blushing.
>Smooth operator.
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>>28568004
smooth as a baby's fucking bottom
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>>28568004
I have the lingering sensation that everyone with a big nose should run away from these pair.
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Alright famalamas, I just came to test your stand generator have fun bye.
HOL HORSE BOINGO COMBI
Stand Name:Amerika

Stand Ability: [Soul-Bound Weapon](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul-Bound_Weapon)

Power - D

Speed - E

Range - B

Durability - D

Precision - A

Potential - B

Description: The power to gain weapons that are unique to users and bound to their souls. Spiritual version of Weapon Transformation. User is able to build, summon or create a weapon that is an extension, manifestation, and/or part of their soul. Each weapon is likely to have their own abilities and powers they grant to the user, but these depend on which part of the user's soul each weapon represents as well as the abilities/power they already have

https://youtu.be/399x225luDs
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>>28568004
>You'd spend more time here, but it's quickly becoming apparent that you're wearing out your welcome.
"Maybe we should relocate."
>You see Aryanne look around.
>"Ja. One of us is tolerable, but two of us is simply insufferable. Let us be off."
>You stand, and offer your hand.
>Aryanne seems charmed, and graciously accepts it.
>As she stands, she takes her arm in yours.
>You then proceed to the door.
>Leaving a cash payment and a ten bit tip with your bill.
>Let no one say you aren't a nice guy.

>It turns out, her sister Franziska worked as the cook to that diner.
>She was paying her way through college to become a genetic engineer.
>Something you could respect.
>Hours seemed like minutes as you discussed things with Aryanne.
>History, politics, religion, you and her were compatible on so many levels.
>When you think about it, it makes sense though.
>There was just one thing wrong, though.
>She didn't know anything about late life Hitler.
>You kept it hidden, but you had no respect for the Führer.
>In your mind, the "Holocaust" (and you use that term loosely) was all the idea of Hitler's second in command, Heinrich Himmler.
>Hitler knew about the camps, but didn't know what was going on in them.
>The Führer was simply too stupid to have organized both the (pitiful) defense of Germany while simultaneously shipping a godzillion amount of people to camps.
>You won't call them death camps simply because the numbers don't add up.
>But it was clear to you that Hitler was Himmler's puppet.
>You don't like Himmler, either.
>With his flagrant abuse of power, and his underhanded politics, he was far from the member of the Herrenrasse he wanted to become.
>If you were alive back then, you would've been a black shirt, simply because you think Otto Strossner would've done a better job of leading the country.
>Hell, if he were in charge, there might not've been a world war 2, and National Socialism would be much more respected around the world.
(Fucking word limit.)
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>>28568181

>But you save these thoughts for another time.
>Right now, you're excited just to meet another NatSoc.

I'll stop it here, because I'm tired. G'night guys.
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>>28568028
Could they beat big nose zeppeli id want them to fail just to be ridiculed and learn that sometimes their extreme ways are just extreme and not really going to solve much moral lessons or whatever
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Moments that made you cry / shed a tear?
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>>28568188
>Franziska gets off work soon enough, and walks out to Aryanne's car.
>Aryanne has decided to play a little trick on her, however, and had you wait in the back.
>When you caught sight of Franziska, you felt she was the spitting image of her sister.
>Her hair was a little more orderly, however, and neatly trimmed shorter than Aryanne's.
>The glasses also made her look more studious.
>She had her nose in a chemistry book, and paid little attention to her surroundings.
>If you didn't already know she was Aryanne's sister and a believer, you'd never guess that she, too, was a NatSoc.
>She gets in the passenger seat of the car, still reading.
>"Gehen wir nach Hause, Schwester."[spoilers]Let's go home, Sis.[/spoiler]
>Aryanne starts the car.
>"Ich lese nicht, während ich fahre. Sein schlechtes für Ihre Augen."Don't read while I'm driving. Its bad for your eyes.
>Franziska ignores her.
>"Ich interessiere mich nicht. Es ist immer noch vorzuziehen, die intellektuellen Untergebenen der Welt zu sehen."I don't care. It's still preferable to seeing the intellectual inferiors of the world.
>Aryanne rolls her eyes.
>"Du bist nicht wieder krank in meinem Auto, Franziska. Du solltest aufmerksam sein auf die Welt um dich herum."[Spoiler]
You're not getting sick in my car again, Franziska. You should pay attention to the world around you.
>You lean forward.
"Sie hat recht, Sie wissen. Sie sollten aufmerksam sein."[Spoiler]She's right, you know. You should be paying attention.
>Franziska freezes.
>She whips around to face you, grabbing your throat.
>You grab her wrist, though, keeping her from throttling you fully.
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>>28568898

Iggy and Avdol.

>>28569046

Fucking spoiler tags.

>You smirk, wheezing out a wiseass remark.
"Was? Es ist Ihre Schuld, um mich nicht zu bemerken."What? It's your fault for not noticing me.
>Aryanne puts a hand on Franziska's arm to settle her down.
>"Franziska, das ist Erich. Erich, Franziska."
>You smile.
"Guten tag, fraulein."
>Noticeably calmer, Franziska releases you, and you sit back down.
>"Und Sie, mein Herr."
>You rub your neck.
>"You know it's customary to grab hands when you meet someone, not throats."
>She didn't look like she appreciated the ribbing, but Aryanne quickly spoke.
>"Franny can be a little jumpy, und you have a sharp tongue. But give each other a chance, und I'm sure you two will get along just fine."
"I feel welcome already."
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>>28569055

>The ride to the compound was short.
>Yes, compound.
>Aryanne and her family lived in what could easily pass for a military base just outside of town.
>Apparently, it was built by their great grandfather after the fall of the third Reich, and they've been living there ever since.
>Their family all lived with them, and you got along splendidly with pretty much everyone.
>The house was certainly big enough to accommodate everyone. It reminded you of a manor that you'd find in one of those WWII fps games.
>Aryanne smiled brightly as everyone warmed up to you.
>Her other sister Luftkrieg, her parents, her aunts and uncles, her cousins, and even her Grandfather.
>The last one was skeptical at first, but when you started quoting Feder, and showed you weren't merely a skinhead white supremacist, he started appreciating you.
>And despite popular belief about your ideology, you weren't a white supremacist, either.
>You knew very well about the blacks and Muslims who were part of the SS Afrika Corps.
>If they could be members of the Herrenrasse, you reasoned, anyone could.
>No matter how history painted them, they were honorary Aryans.
>But you digress.
>It was understandably rare for a new face to be welcomed in the compound.
>Everyone decided they should celebrate the new kinship.
>You were invited over to stay the night.
>Gladly, you accepted.
>What could possibly go wrong?
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>>28569135
>What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing. They became friends and lived Aryan ever after.
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>>28569135
>If you're being completely honest, your beliefs aren't like other NatSocs.
>You've seen the same evidence, read the same texts, but came to a different conclusion.
>In a way, you consider yourself living proof that one cannot be judged on his ideology alone.
>In your mind, National Socialism isn't bad on it's own.
>But now because it's been used by bad people, its image has been forever tainted by their evil.
>Hell, the extermination? You'd have never agreed to it.
>Killing your enemy doesn't mean defeating your enemy.
>The fact that NatSocs exist is proof that.
>You decide you could try and convince the compound members of this.
>Hey, it's Aryanne's sister, Luftkrieg.
>Time to test the waters.
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>>28569055
>When the music is just right

Feel dust feelsaders
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>>28569209

>She enters the study, and upon seeing you, nods at you with a smile.
>"Erich."
>You raise your glass to her.
"Luftkrieg."
>As you take a sip, you try and decide the best way to go about this.
>Maybe start with the works of a philosopher?
"Luftkrieg, are you familiar with the works of General Sun Tzu?"
>She looks over with a curious expression.
>"You speak of the art of war, ja? Nein, I'm not familiar with that book."
"It's quite an interesting read. He details tactics, strategies, and even the mentality that a commander must have in order to win a war with as little bloodshed as possible. In a way, Sun Tzu was a pacifist. He hated violence, but considered it a necessary evil."
>You turn to her, taking another sip.
"Through his works, I've come to the conclusion that in order to defeat an ideology, you cannot attack it's believers. You can try to exterminate each and every one of them, but the remainder will hide like cockroaches, only coming out when they feel safe. But, if the followers of the ideology already feel safe, then they have no reason to hide. And what better way to feel safe than to profess peaceful intent?"
>Luftkrieg nods.
>"Ja. Der Führer tried the same thing. You're wise to be able to think like him."
>She had to go and compare you to that moron.
>Whatever, roll with it.
"But there is a key difference where he and I separate. Hitler attacked the people of the ideology, and not the ideology itself. If you demonize an ideology, you scare the followers. And once scared, they'll do everything they can to defend and preserve their ideology, much like we do."
>Luftkrieg thinks for a moment, before looking over at you suspiciously.
>"Are you saying Der Führer should...not have tried to kill Jews?"
>Here we go.
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>>28569328

"If Hitler had not done what he did, if Hitler instead attacked the apparently evil beliefs of Judaism, instead of sending it's worshippers off to camps, the truth of history would be known by the common man today. I believe that, because of his mistake in trying to exterminate Jews, and not instead calling for a Reformation of their religion, Hitler was a moron."
>"You dare?!"
>You continue, raising your voice over hers.
"Before the Reformation, Christianity was a murder cult, and killed everyone they deemed Heretical. But after the Renaissance, Christians became that which they profess to be; a peaceful religion of kind and accepting people. With the exception of one country, Christianity has no majority nation which participates in any sort of extermination. Judaism cannot say that. Islam cannot say that. If people call for the Reformation of Judaism, we need not hate them."
>She's glaring at you, now.
"Luftkrieg, Adolf Hitler once said that National Socialism was a peaceful and loving movement. Why not make him honest, and turn it into one? Instead of hating Jews, why not hate Judaism, and love Jews?"
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>>28569336

That's all I got for now.
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>>28569336

Fuck, I forgot to paste the last part.

>You see Luftkrieg close her eyes, pace over to a desk...
>...and pull out a gun, aiming it at you.
>"Aryanne was wrong about you, schwein."
To be Continued...
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>>28569382
Oh boy. Erich may have gone a bit too far...
Or Luftkrieg is just crazy.
Either way, good update. I'm liking this new story.
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>>28569382
>loving the jews.
You disgust me
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This thread just grabbed my attention.
With what green should I start?
>>28569382
What's the pastebin of this?
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>>28569472
Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/susEAHiW
Chapter 2:
http://pastebin.com/kM5yr566
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>>28569476
NIIIIICE.
I'll give it a read my man
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>>28569472
Don't start with mine, I haven't updated the fucking pastebin in weeks. I recommend Ace_Sorou, Cameo, AusAnon, pretty much anyone else but me
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>>28569586
>I haven't updated the fucking pastebin in weeks

yeah, you should get around to that...
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>>28569586
>>28569472
It all determines what you are looking for we have an anon in equestria with ponies with stands a Anon or two in CHS with students with stands another Anon with bizarre political views in crystal prep academy and we even have a Joestar and a zeppeli
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>>28569382
>Well, shit.
>Your tongue was a little too loose this time.
>And now you have a gun in your face.
>Again.
>How annoying.
>You quickly concentrate on forming a shadow, and simultaneously keep talking.
"Luftkrieg, be reasonable. Times have changed. If our ideology has any hope of gaining momentum, if we would have any chance of becoming great again, we have to change with the times."
>"I've heard enough out of you, Verräter." Traitor.
>She pulls the trigger.
>Click.
>Bye bye, firing pin.
>Frustrated, she tosses the gun away, and pulls out a knife.
>You scoff.
"Don't try it, Luftkrieg. It will only end badly for you."
>She doesn't listen, and charges.
"[BENZIN]!"
>Your Stand throws a fist out from under your hat.
>"Auf!"
>She gets nailed in the head, and falls to the ground.
>You didn't put much power behind that strike. She'll be fine.
>She looks up at you, holding her head where you struck, and wearing an expression of shock.
>"H...how...?"
"Because I am an Ubermensch."
>Her shock turns to slight annoyance.
>You ignore it, striking a pose.
"I'm like you, except better. Evolved, but untamed. I'm not stuck in the past, like your family is. I know what it takes not just to survive, but to win. And in this world, I will do what I can to ensure not just the survival of my ideology, but the survival of the Herrenrasse, as well! You can either adapt, or die off. You know my way is right."
>She looks bored, and gets up to her feet.
>"I meant how did you get a Stand."
>Warte, was?
>She throws her hand at the fireplace.
>"[FEUER FREI]!"
>The flames seem to lash out, responding to her will.
>She throws a fireball at you.
>A thought crosses your mind.
>'Fich.'
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>>28569787
>Feuer Frei
Well one of us needs to change their Stand name.

Nah I kid. Here's hoping he still gets to marry and have genetically superior children with Aryanne
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>>28569814

Sorry, it was the only German named song I could think of that had something to do with fire.

Stand Name: [FEUER FREI]

Stand User: Luftkrieg Hoofler

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - B

Durability - D

Precision - A

Potential - D

Stand Power: [FEUER FREI] has the ability to create pyrokinetic constructs, and use pyrokinetic attacks. It also grants the user immunity to fire and extreme heat. The only drawback is there needs to be a source for the fire.

Stand Name: [DU HAST]

Stand User: Franziska Hoofler

Power - C

Speed - B

Range - C

Durability - E

Precision - A

Potential - C

Stand Power: [DU HAST] is activated when it's user receives a cut that draws blood. The blood becomes both a healing salve, capable of mending flesh and bone, as well as a deadly weapon, firing like a laser through hemokinesis. The user must be careful, or they can bleed out, and become unconscious if used too much.
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>>28569877
It's all good, I was messing.
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>>28569787
"[BENZIN]!"
>"Auf!"
>Your Stand reaches out from under your jacket, punching the fireball harmlessly out of the air.
>Luftkrieg frowns.
>"I was wondering why you always kept that unbuttoned."
>She smirks.
>"You can't summon your Stand in the light, can you?"
>Crap, she's already figured it out.
>Might as well counter it.
"At least I don't need a fire source to summon mine."
>And she's back to frowning.
>"Don't be too proud of yourself, schwein. That weakness is easy to figure out."
"The only true weakness here is that you cling to the old ways, refusing to embrace the new."
>She starts toward you, as the fires follow her, forming a figure.
>It looks like an atronauch from Skyrim.
>If they were robots.
>You take a step back, and lash out at the lights with shadowy tentacles.
>They shatter, enveloping the room in darkness.
>Luftkrieg stops.
>The light is strong enough that she can see you.
>But weak enough for you to summon your Stand.
>[BENZIN] appears.
"Let's compare raw power."
>You send [BENZIN] forward.
>[FEUER FREI] charges.
>They clash, as fists slam into each other.
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>>28570065
>Wow, she can certainly keep up.
>The clash breaks.
>You've seen everything you need to.
>Judging by the look on her face, she clearly thinks she impressed you.
>She must believe that you're evenly matched.
>Poor fool.
"You have impressed me in one way, Fraulein."
>You casually stick a hand in your pocket.
"Though our power is about the same, my Stand is faster. To compensate, your Stand uses both it's fists and it's elbows to strike my strikes. A true testament to your precision."
>She grins haughtily.
"But, therein lies your weakness."
>Her grin disappears.
>"Fool! I have no weakness!"
"But you do. Your Stand..."
>You point at her.
>Menacingly.
"...is a glass cannon! You can certainly dish it out, but you can't take it!"
>She growls, like a cornered mutt trying to threaten it's aggressor.
>You move to the right of the room, and she follows your movement.
>You speak confidently.
"You didn't let any of my strikes go through! If you did, it would've spelt the end for you and your Stand!"
>She gasps, taking an apprehensive step back.
>"No matter! I just have to see your attacks, and I can deflect them easily!"
>A tentacle lashes her back from behind, tearing into her and leaving a cut.
>She turns to her aggressor.
>Checkmate.
>[BENZIN] slams his fist into her.
>"Auf!"
>She goes down, passed out.
"...You never saw me coming."
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>>28570227

This is probably my last update before work. Pastebin updated. See you guys later.
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>>28570244
>you never saw me coming.
Yooooooooo!
Great work man.
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>>28570244

Non canon incoming.

>"Luftkrieg!"
>Aryanne rushes to her sister's side.
>After inspecting her, she looks up at you.
>"Erich, what happened?!"
"Luftkrieg and I had a little misunder..."
>You adjust your hat.
"...STANDing."

Now that that masterpiece is out of my head...
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>>28570356
10/10
Top reading material.
Other writefags should give up right now.
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>>28570383
That's fighting talk son we'll end up splitting into various teams


Hey guys if all our stand users didn't have stands or magic or anything just their fists / hooves who would in an all out brawl or who would be your top 3
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>>28570468
Probably the most fit.
I'm thinking JoeJoe from this story
>>28537196
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>>28570468

I honestly think Erich has a good shot.
He's one of those types who relies on tactics and strategy. And he reads the Art of War.
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>>28570468
1.Erich
2.JoeJoe
3.???
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I've got some green to share guys.
Will be posting it in a minute.
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>You are Ziggy S.
>At your age, you were accustomed to deal with clients asking for rushed jobs to deliver in a few hours, jerks who paid dimes for weeks spent on their requests, or even those who still owe you a fair amount of money for a job well done.
>Normally you could identify them and turn them down politely, but from time to time came job offers that puzzled your mind.
>The phone call you were having was one of those.
>The ones you deemed as the “bizarre” kind.
“You want me to go where?”
>”The Amazon Jungle,” replied your client as if he hadn’t said anything outrageous, “We want you to negotiate with Miss Yearling about her newest book.”
“I think there must have been some kind of mistake. I’m a translator. What you are asking me to do is outside my area of expertise.”
>you had only worked for this company a handful of times. They always paid you on time and provided an easy access to their authors if you had to consult them.
“Shouldn’t, I don’t know, an editor handle that?”
>”Well, you see, Miss Yearling can be a bitc-” he paused trying to come up with a suitable term “I mean, a bit difficult to handle. She has rejected most of our editors and other staff members.”
“I see, but why me?”
>You have heard a bit about her, although you’ve never read her books.
>”We believe an outside source may prove to be more effective. If she sees how relentless we are, she’d eventually give up and accept to let us publish her newest works.”
>They are really desperate.
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>>28570846
“Still, I don’t think I would fare well in a jungle.”
>”Oh no no no, you would be meeting her in a resort near the Amazon Jungle “
>Why didn’t he say that first?
> “A good source found out she will be there gathering info for her next book.”
“I don’t know…”
>”We will cover all expenses!” he interrupts you before you could finish the sentence “Please! We will pay you five no, ten times your regular fee.”
“… If I get her to agree, can I have exclusive rights to translate her works?”
>”Of course!”
“You got yourself a deal then.”
>After a few more minutes of talking, you agreed to take a plane ride the following day.
>It has been a long time since you last travelled. But this was worth it.
>If everything went right, you’d get work and money for a long time.
>You look to your sofa were your cat, Mrs. Catswell, is currently resting.
> You are going to need someone to look after her… and your house of course.
“I wonder if Sonic Youth is available.”
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>>28570876
>You are A.K. Yearling.
>And right now you were drinking the best cocktail of your life.
>It’s been a while since you’ve had time to drink.
>Between writing books, answering fan mail, fighting with the editorial department and managing a double life, one has little time to sit back and enjoy life.
>Sadly, this occasion wasn’t entirely for pleasure.
>Dr. Quarry Jones, a colleague from the time you worked as a researcher at the National Archives for Mythical Artifacts and Anthropology, had contacted you a week ago.
>After years of research, he had found clues about the location of the lost Arrows of Marapore.
>Most scholars would believe those artifacts to be just myths, but you knew better.
>Dr. Jones had spent his whole life studying them. Even at the cost of his family and tenure at the Pranceton University.
>Such dedication wasn’t something to take lightly.
>If he said he found them, then it had to be true.
>You were supposed to meet with him and travel together, but by the time you were by his home someone had gotten to him first.
> His body laid in a pool of blood, right in the middle of his plundered study.
>Being in this line of work toughens you up, but some things still manage to shock you.
>Losing a friend was one of them.
>This had become personal.
>And whomever had done this was going to pay.
>But first you needed to search for clues.
>His home was destroyed, and all his work had been lost.
>At least for those who hadn’t met him personally.
>You took his head and stuck a finger in his right eye.
>It took little effort to get the glass-eye out.
>You remembered your time at the Archives and how he used to gross you out with this trick.
>Inside his eye socket you found a note with the coordinates of the arrows.
>You took a plane and travelled to the Flankara Resort, next to the Amazon Jungle.
>Which brings you right to this very moment.
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>>28570468
Out of all of mine, I think Diamond Tiara in CCBA is about as powerful as Star Platinum, and「Steam Powered Giraffe」with all three users present could put up a good fight. I'm pretty sure the rest couldn't take on Erich or JoeJoe in a straight fight, but Derpy with her Stand effect activated would be able to keep up for around five minutes before it wore off.

Also, updated my Stand list on Pastebin.
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>>28570885
>The resort, which in every other occasion would have been the best place for a vacation, was brimming all over with a menacing aura.
>You had learnt from previous adventures to never trust anyone at all… with some exceptions, but that doesn’t matter right now.
>Everyone in the resort could be responsible for Dr. Jones death.
>A man in particular picks your attention.
>He’s wearing a lame Hawaiian shirt with star patterns; a pair of sunglasses hangs from his shirt’s pocket, and has been looking at you repeatedly since you took a seat by the bar.
> It’s like looking at someone disguised as a tourist.
>Clearly someone who doesn’t know how to remain inconspicuous.
>Unlike you of course.


>You are Ziggy, and boy do you love your shirt!
>If you come to think about it, most people have a favorite thing.
>A favorite shirt, a favorite hat, a favorite pair of shoes.
>That one piece of clothing that you would always use like if it were a uniform.
>Maybe Hawaiian shirts were your thing and you never knew about it until just now.
>But you digress.
>According to the info provided by your client, the woman sitting at the bar must be A.K. Yearling.
>You’ve been looking at a picture of her, a scrap from a paper with shows her getting second place at a chili pepper eating competition, and sans the chili in her face she was wearing the same clothes.
>A purple shawl, a grey cloche and heavy red-framed spectacles.
>Not the kind of clothes one would be wearing at a summer resort.
>Did she want to stand out? Because she isn’t discrete at all.
>Whatever.
>You’d like to drink some tropical juice, but business comes first.
>You stand up and begin walking towards the bar.
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>>28570945

>Just like you thought, he is coming to get you.
>Well. Uncle Adventure didn’t raise no coward.
>You were going to show him who he’s dealing with.
> The Daring way.
>He sits next to you and looks straight to your eyes.
>”Miss Yearling, right?”
“Who’s asking?”
>”I was sent to see if we could come to an agreement on…”
>You don’t let him finish.
“Listen up big boy, I don’t care what your boss asked you to do. You are going to walk away and stay as far away from me as possible, or I’m going to kick your ass in ways you couldn’t even imagine.”
> You take a sip from your drink.
>That always made them ready to hit you.
>But of course, that was part of your plan.
>In your books you always waited for the villains to throw the first punch, only to grab them by the wrist and flip them over to a window or nearby furniture.
>Critics may say it’s a cliché, but it always worked in real life.
>Your move big guy.
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>>28570962
>Your client wasn’t lying.
>She really was difficult to handle.
“Big guy?”
>She looks at you expectantly.
“I’m not that much taller than you Miss.”
>She gives you a serious look.
>”That’s what bothered you?”
>Maybe she wanted you to make one of those Bane jokes?
>”What part of go away don’t you understand?”
>Or maybe she didn’t.
“Miss, I travelled a lot just to talk to you and…”
>”So you just can’t resist looking at me huh?”
>She combs her grayscale hair with her fingers and gives you a smug look.
>Like if she were waiting for you to do something…
>But what?
>…
>Oh… now you get it.
“Are you hitting on me?”

>You do the mother of all spittakes.
“What!?”
>the idiot starts chuckling to himself.
>”This happened to me once. You act though, but only to test me and see if I have what it takes to stay. Well, I’m not going anywhere.”
>Is this guy serious?
“I’m not hitting on you, you moron. I want you to hit me!”
>He raises his eyebrows.
>Maybe he finally got it.
>”Ok. How do I put this… “
>He rubs his chin as if he were capable of rational thoughts.
>”It may be the way you drink you cocktail, but I really think you have beautiful lips.”
>You can feel your face getting hotter by the second.
“Maybe we can go to a room…”
>You can feel your anger rising.
>”Have a few more drinks and then…
>Don’t you dare keep talking.
>“Talk business.”
>He winks at you.
>And then you lost it.
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>>28570978
>Miss Yearling leaves her glass and stands up.
>That wasn’t so hard.
>Now you could go and convince her to work with the publisher.
>Maybe you did have what it takes to negotiate.
>She turns towards you.
>Her teeth were clenched super hard.
>Some veins were popping through her face.
>She grabs the neck of your shirt and reels back her arm.
>You don’t know what she is doing.
>Hell, if you weren’t so sure that you had convinced her, you’d have thought she was going to punch your face.
>Suddenly, the bar’s doors are opened with a kick.
>This gets her attention.
>You turn your head and see three men enter the room.
>A burly man with a trillby, a skinny guy with big sunglasses and a fat man with thick red sideburns.
>Behind them a fourth one enters. His hair was slicked back; he was wearing a white shirt and matching pants. And each finger had a ring with golden skulls.
>”Small world Daring Do.”
>”Not big enough if I have to bump with you Caballeron.”
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>>28570544
>>28570598
You forgot 1 thing about the 6ft 5 Jojo's they are incredibly cunning and tactical I.e Jonathan knowing he couldn't beat Dio with Hamon or pluck instead set his fist on fire and best Dios Ice, just about every Joseph fight and his witty line abilities made him mentally a very very formidable foe and Jotaro well imagine the looks of Jonathan + the brain of Joseph with a 'I'll beat you until your dead and still punch the shit out of you' attitude / mental approach.


TL;DR The first 3 Joestars have their very own bizarre art of war and Johnny when he actually gets his stand will put that brain of his to very very good use I just have to wait till Friday to actually write again as I live a very normal normie life
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>>28570356

I don't think I wanna write anymore lol
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>>28570356
*Cue laugh track and bass line*
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>>28570991
>This asshole.
>It’s always this fucking asshole.
>”Always with a witty remark.”
>He laughs.
“Sending new goons just to piss me off? I thought you were better that that.”
>Caballeron looks at the idiot you were holding and raises just one thick eyebrow.
>”I’ve never seen that simpleton in my life”.
>Just as you… what?
>You lift the fool up to eye level.
“He isn’t your boss?”
>”I don’t think so. He didn’t sound Hispanic in the phone.”
>Caballeron coughs loudly.
>”If both of you finished playing, I’d like Dr. Jones notes if you don’t mind.”
>He knew about the notes?
“So you were the one who killed him!”
>Caballeron smirks.
>”Just as cunning as ever! Not like that old fool.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>He has gone too far.
>You drop the moron to the floor and pose furiously, pointing at Caballeron.
“You are going to pay for your crimes.”
>From below your shawl you take out a tommygun and point at Caballeron.
“This is war!”

TO BE CONTINUED...
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>>28571491
That's all for now.
Will post more tomorrow.
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>>28571507
Pastebin if you are into that.
http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh
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Sobering up and I thought I'd run a song through the Jojo SUTANDO generator and draw it along with an attempt of drawing me

Didn't go exactly as planned but it'll do.

What do you think?
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>>28572049

It would help if I attached the picture
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>>28572049
It's hard to tell.
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>>28572057
It's bizarre. I'd shit my pants if I saw that stand.
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>>28571491
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Bump. Got a great story idea I can't get out of my head, just give me a while to write it up. I think it's gonna be a serial.
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>>28573816
looking forward to it
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Back from work. Storytime soon.
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>>28573962
wew lads
side story with angel and her new friends jojo and zeppeli when. i will literally pay money for this shit
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>>28570227
>Well, you just beat up Aryanne's sister.
>And she knew abot Stands.
>Not just that, but she had one as well.
>Which means she's not the only Stand user in the compound.
>And because she's related to Aryanne, there's a chance the other Stand users are members of the Hoofler family.
>...
>Fich. How're you gonna get out of this?
>Well first thing to do is obvious.
>Don't let Aryanne find ou-
>"Luftkrieg!"
>Well, shit.

>You are Aryanne.
>You heard shouting coming from the study, so you came to check on things.
>What you didn't expect to find was your sister laying on the ground, with your new friend, Erich, standing over her.
>You rush over to check on Luftkrieg.
>Oh, Danke Gott.
>She's just unconscious.
>You look up at Erich.
"What happened?!"
>Erich turns red, and looks away in embarrassment.
>"Luftkrieg and I had a little..."
>He clears his throat.
>"Misunderstanding."
>What does he mean by that?
"Did you do this?!"
>He speaks quickly.
>"Hey, she attacked me, alright? She got a little emotional as we discussed politics. I had to defend myself."
>Something seems off about his explanation.
>Like he's not telling you something.
>That does sound like Luftkrieg, though.
>She tends to be hot blooded and overreact to things.
"What did you say to her?"

>You're Erich.
>And...
>Scheiße.
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>>28574586
>"Luftkrieg and I had a little..."
>He clears his throat.
>"Misunderstanding."
The absolute madman did it again!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAkTMOAU89M
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>>28574586
>Honesty is always the best policy, but should you drop the bombshell?
>Wait...
>There's an even bigger elephant in the room.
>If you play your cards right, you might be able to walk out of here.
>It's risky, but it's better than being attacked for certain.
"Did you know your sister is a Stand user?"
>Aryanne falls back on her butt.
>"H-how do you know of Stands?!"
>Bingo.
>Time to ruse hard.
"I have one, too."
>You bring out [BENZIN].
"The topic of superiority came up, and I took a chance to reveal my power as proof of my superiority. She took it as a threat, and attacked me."
>"That...does sound like her..."
>Checkmate.
>"But more importantly..."
>She stands, and walks over to you.
>"...I knew from the moment I saw you."
>She's giving you that look from before.
>The same one from the diner.
>You feel uneasy.
>She suddenly takes you by the collar, and you almost nail her there.
>But then, her lips meet yours!
>Warte, was?
>She pulls away, with a crazed look in her eyes.
>"You und I...we were destined to be together!"
>Warte, was?!
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>>28574747
Be careful Erich. Never stick your dick in crazy.
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>>28573877
>Another day, day, day at CHS
>A month since the Incident.
>The Rainbooms fought something or other, and made a magical shockwave when they killed it.
>Or something.
>You were all brainwashed at the time.
>Since then, it seems like everyone’s earned a latent superpower.
>Super strength, speed, flying...
>Even a couple of weird ones.
>Not everyone reveals their powers. Some people are too cool.
>You…
>Aren’t.

>You are Care Root, walking the hallways between bells.
>You could pretend to get something out of your locker, but you carry everything in your backpack.
>The backup calculator...
>The lunch you’ve packed every day since sixth grade...
>The half-full notebook you only keep to practice your shorthand in...
>You feel like you aren’t supposed to be here.
>“Hey, Wiz Kid!”
>You hear the name and the greying face of Mr. Wizard fills your mind.
>Another person needs to tell you something.
>Joy fills your every nerve.
>It’s not someone in front of you, or you’d have seen their mouth moving.
>You wonder...
>Can you consciously tell direction from acoustics alone, if you train yourself?
>Maybe.
>Human beings have very elastic capabilities, compared to other animals.
>You turn around.
>It’s one of Sentry’s.
>The one with blue hair. Whatshisname.
>“Your shirt’s inside out, man!”
>He calls as he walks past you, slapping you on the shoulder.
>Other students notice.
>Before they can say anything you walk away.
>You could cut this building in half, if you wanted.
>You’d just have to kill yourself afterwards.
>If your powers let you.
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>>28574778
I dunno, it works out pretty well for Koichi and Joseph...
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>>28574872
>Your “Stand” feels like it should be called「Timbuk Three」
>You don’t know why.
>Just like you don’t know why they’re called “Stands”.
>If it’s because they “Stand beside you” like everyone says, shouldn’t they be called “Floats”?
>You’ve seen a couple that can’t even stand in the first place.
>Yours could, though, if it weren’t busy hovering with its crotch in orbit around your head.
>A lanky mouthless man in cowboy boots, body blue highlighted with gold.
>And those tubes of faint red, like a spent glowstick.
>You know what it can do, and why you can never use it.
>It brings the glow of the future into the present.
>All the happy memories you haven’t had yet can be traded in like used books, for a few seconds of power at a time.
>You would never be stupid enough to use this power over nothing, but that wasn’t the worst of it.
>No.
>You’ve tried, just to test it out, and it won’t work for you.
>After exerting enough effort, you were able to see your options, how much you had left to “trade in”
>Your life from now until your dying day had about a dozen, all of them swollen with importance.
>That was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
>You know that’s power, raw power of some kind or another, but even you know technical info about a weapon can’t beat actual training with it.
>You will never get to show off your Stand.
>You will never get to make a name for yourself with your cool superpowers.
>You will never even live a normal, happy, slightly disappointing life.
>You will never really be happy.
>You wish you could take that more seriously.
>Not counting the high of friendship magic each time the Rainbooms win something, you don’t remember the last time you felt happy.
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>>28574880
>The bathroom is empty, but one stall is wet and the other’s been locked from the inside.
>You sigh at how human beings can manage to be creative in all the wrong ways.
>There’s nowhere clean to put your bag.
>You settle for under the dryers.
>Then you take your shirt off, praying no one comes in.
>The bell rings as soon as it’s halfway off, of course.
>Sigh.
>It’s not that being late can really hurt you at this point.
>And, honestly, Cheerilee doesn’t really care about attendance either way.
>Being late just makes you feel bad.
>At least it’s less likely someone will walk in on you.
>This is the last time you’re wearing anything but the white dress shirt.
>You wanted to try on something plain, red, without the little pin on it, but it’s clearly too much trouble.
>Button-ups don’t lie.
>You flip it so the tag’s on the inside and try to dress yourself.
>It takes a couple attempts to get it turned around the right way.
>But it falls to your intellect eventually.
>In fact, you put it back on in time to hear the stall creak open.
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>>28574884
>A girl comes out.
>You do a quick double-take of the room while avoiding eye contact.
>Yes, there are urinals here.
>And that stall was empty.
>It passed the foot check, at least.
>Was she holding her knees?
>She seems nervous, too.
>You turn and look her in the eyes.
>They’re crossed, golden like her hair.
>You feel like you can almost remember her from somewhere.
“Do I know you?”
>Your voice is hoarse, and she jumps a bit before turning to face you.
>”...Are you after the watch?”
“The what?”
>Man, that made you sound retarded.
>You try to salvage it.
“Watch?”
>Not much better.
“No.”
>There, finally.
>”Oh. Then why are you in the girls’ bathroom?”
>You triple-check because maybe you’re seeing things.
>No, there are stand-up-to-piss urinals plain as day.
>You half-expect her to laugh at you for checking and then leave.
>That might actually be easier to respond to, actually.
>Her left eye is staring at you intently, waiting for her answer.
“Uh… actually, this is the boys’ bathroom.”
>You gesture weakly at the room.
>She blanches.
>”Oh, goodness, I’m so sorry! I’m always getting these things confused!”
>She runs outside.
>You move to follow her, and suddenly lose the desire to.
>Did you know her?
>No.
>You hadn’t even seen her before, probably.
>Why were you so sure she was important?
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>>28574894
>Then she’s pushed back through the door by a buff grey-skinned guy.
>You think he might be a janitor with kids who go here.
>He looks too old to be a student.
>She’s definitely familiar, though.
>You don’t know why you’re flip-flopping over this so much.
>“--know you have it, you Downie bitch! Where’d you put it?”
>”I don’t have anything!”
>Her lying face is terrible.
>”If you won’t tell me, I can bring out my Stand.”
>Standard threat.
>Wait.
>Stand.
>That’s what the feeling is. Your Stand is tugging at your mind.
>You draw your attention to「Timbuk Three」
>...
>It’s grown.
>Your list of happy moments. Your fuel. It’s... huge.
>Did it take a long time to load, or something?
>”It’s not yours anyway! You only took it from Photo!”
>She’s not backing down from this guy.
>He could probably get her suspended or expelled, if he were smart.
>As it stands, he can at least beat her up over it.
>Looking at her face, you realize that your list shrank when she left and grew when she came back in.
>In fact, you realize that she’s actually rather pretty, standing there defiantly.
>“Alright, you asked for it...”
>The janitor turns to you and points a thumb at the door.
>”Get lost, squirt.”
>You consider what you’re about to do.
>Then you do it anyway.
“No.”

Need to sleep. More tomorrow.
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>>28574747
>Aryanne wraps her arms tightly around you.
>"Ach! Mein libeling! We will have so many wunderbar, beautiful, Aryan children together!"
>Children?!
>Die Fich?!
>Can't breathe...
>Have to...get her talking...
"Isn't this...a bit fast?! How do you know we're compatible?"
>She mercifully lets up on squeezing the life out of you.
>Her big blue eyes leer at you with intensity.
>"Because, mein Bärchen, we are so very much alike! Like mein schwester, I too have a Stand."
>She starts snuggling her face into your chest.
>"When I saw you, I was amazed at your courage to display your colors. I've never seen a true believer act so bold, aside from me, of course. When we spoke, it was as if we were of the same mind. Und now, I learn that you have powers like mine! This cannot be mere coincidence, you und I, we must be destined to be with each other! Oh, Ich liebe dich, mein Bärchen!"
>Well, it is true. The chances of two NatSoc Stand users bumping into each other on the street are practically one in seven billion.
>But verdammt, you didn't realize she'd be so clingy about it.
>You need to get out, and fast.
>You try to push her off.
"Y-yeah, you're right. It must be fate. In fact, I'm so convinced that I've decided to move in. I should go to my apartment, and get my things."
>You manage to push her off, and start heading towards the door of the study.
>You suddenly trip as Aryanne wraps her arms around your legs.
>"It's fine, mein Bärchen. I'll have my cousins collect your things tomorrow."
>You'try to crawl away.
"That's awfully kind of you, Aryanne, but I mustn't impose. It is only right that I get them myse-"
>"NEIN!"
>She pins down your chest, crawling up to you with her crazed look.
>"I want to enjoy every moment mit you, mein Bärchen. You're staying at our compound forever."
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>>28574956

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>28574899
You got me hooked man. Keep it up.
>>28574956
How will Erich get out of this one?
I can't wait to see how.
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MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 11: RARITY VS TOCCATA'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE
OPEN THE GAME!

>It's currently 3:00 in the afternoon
>After finding a few more Soulstone pieces, you all decided to take a break for lunch
>Anon and Spike went to get hayburgers
>Pinkie went back to Sugarcube Corner
>And you were...
>Taking care of some "private matters"
>Pinkie had apologized for putting you under her Stand's effect, which boils down to affecting ponies' moods via music
>And whatever that song was, which Anon said was from a group called 'REO Speedwagon,'did something to you for sure
>Ohhhhhhhh myyyyy...
>Hmmmmmmmm....
>If only you had more time in bewteen orders, you'd find a nice stallion or mare, show thema good time
>Celestia knows you needed it
>...It's been a while since Spike has shown any sort of 'affection' towards you
>Perhaps he's moved on?
>That's good for him, if he has
>He deserves a nice mare to take care of him
>...
>Oh who were you kidding?
>To say you-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Oh! Someone's at the door!
>You quickly put away your toy with all of the others in their box
>Afterwards you quickly wipe yourself with a napkin and head for the door
>You open the door to find a baby blue pegasus with a turquoise mane standing at it
"Welcome to Carousel Boutique, whever everything is sleek, chic and magnifique!"
>Oh, how long has it been since you said those words?
>"I believe you are the one they call Rarity?"
"Why yes I am, sir! And you are?"
>"Toccata Mignore. May I come in?"
"Of course, darling!
>The pegasus walks in with the poise of a prince
>"I apologize for looking so... uncouth, but I didn't have time to style my mane before coming by."
"Oh, it's no trouble! What brings you here today?"
>No trouble indeed
>This Toccata is... quite the looker
>His aquiline muzzle
>His toned, muscular frame
>Those beautiful blue eyes
>He was... stunning
>"Well, my brother Fugue and I heard all about your tailoring skills and want your help."
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>>28574293

Maybe I'll write something after this adventure. Here's my idea for Stands.

Stand Name: [BALLBREAKER]

Stand User: Gioia Zeppeli

Stand Description: A green clockwork bird wearing a pair of goggles.

Power - E

Speed - B

Range - C

Durability - D

Precision - A

Potential - A

Stand Power: [BALLBREAKER] allows the user to see the exact trajectory a thrown object will take, even if the trajectory is altered due to intense rotation.

Stand Name: [EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE]

Stand User: Joan Higashitaka

Stand Description: A small gray cat-morph wearing a gas mask, with wings like an airplane.

Power - E

Speed - B

Range - D

Durability - D

Precision - C

Potential - A

Stand Power: [EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE] gives it's user the ability to breathe, no matter the circumstances. The user is always capable of drawing breath.
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>>28575154
>Stand User: Joan Higashitaka

*Higashikata

Fucking autocorrect.
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>>28575154
Loli stand users!
I'm curious about how you will implement the spin and the Zeppelis.
Gioia's stand even has the same name as Gyro's stand.
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>>28575229

Well I was gonna name it [GREAT BALLS] but I thought, is that really appropriate for a little girl to shout?

Not that [BALLBREAKER] is much better, but at least it makes sense for her to have the Stand name. And it's more able to be pointed out as reference.

I dunno, I'm quirky. Let's put it to a vote.

What should Gioia's Stand be named? [BALLBREAKER] or [GREAT BALLS]?
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>>28575257
I vote for [BALLS OF STEEL]
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>>28575257
[BIG BALLS]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFjp5DBQnlw
And have her wear "the belt".
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>>28575257
Balls to the walls
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>>28574899
Hope you keep going! I'm liking it so far!
>>28574956
You had my curiosity, but now you have my erection.
>>28575152
"Were you looking for something in particular?"
>"Yes, actually. I was hoping for you to repair our choir robes."
>His head turns as he grabs two shredded white robes from his saddlebags
>"I apologize for binging this onto you so suddenly, but-"
"No matter. I'll have this taken care of in a jiffy."
>"Oh! Well, thank you ever so much!"
"No problem at all!"
>You grab the robes and and turn around, placing them on the coffee table
"Is there anything else you need, Mr. Mignore?"
>"No, that's about it for now."
"Well, this shouldn't take too long. Would you like to wait here for your order?"
>"Of course. You wouldn't mind putting on some tea would you?"
"Gladly!"
>You turn away and head towards the kitchen

>It's a shame really
>To have to hurt such a beautiful mare
>It was such cruelty to do this sort of thing, but...
>There was no way the choir service you started with your brother would survive on such meager funds
>If it weren't for that, you wouldn't have agreed to the deal made by that hooded creep
>But alas, such is life
>You prep your Stand 「UNPRONOUNCEABLE」, a choker with a tiny microphone sewn into it
>You fling one of the bits you had in your saddlebags onto the floor, and place a hoof on your Stand
"*achem*"
>You look at the bit on the floor
"B̕͜I̶͟T̸͠"
>The bit silently explodes
>Thank Celestia the explosions were quiet
>You'd have to be long gone before anyone noticed the exploded oven
>And your voice is as smooth as ever

Eyy guys, gonna stop here for tonight.
Getting tired, and I have a therapist appointment tomorrow.
Good night.
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>>28575257
[CHOCLATE SALTY BALLS]
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>>28576109
Alright, you're disqualified for being a smartass.
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>>28576192
Whats wrong
Cant handle big black balls
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>>28576192
Put em in your mouth and suck em
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Apologies for my absence last night, I was catching up on some much-needed sleep. Story incoming: ETA 1900 hours EST
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>>28576454
awesome
pastebin update when?
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>>28576694

NEVER
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>>28570876
https://youtu.be/unwjb5a7CoE?t=3s

Guess SY was too busy being shocked that ZIggy came to HIM for once to actually join up.

I feel obligated to write
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>>28574747
AW HELL YES.

>>28574778
Shut your fucking mouth Ziggy.
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>>28574956
Oh shit wait stop no don't do it

>>28574995
Fine you wee right.

>>28575152
>a group called 'REO Speedwagon'
it's not the same
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Hey, its >>28551178
Again, just wanted to share a drawing of little prince I made, I can't draw or write for shit, but I wanted to share this with y'all, tell me what ya think
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>>28577457
I like it. If you do't write about it, someone should add it to their greens.
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>>28574956

>Aryanne straddles you.
>She looks down at you with a creepy grin.
>"We mustn't waste any time, mein liebling."
>She takes off your hat, and tosses it aside.
>"We will have beautiful babies together."
>Scheiße.
>You reach up to throw her off.
>"[GOTT MIT UNS]!"
>Her Stand appears, and grabs your wrists, pinning them to the floor.
>"Nein, mein Bärchen..."
>She holds her head against your chest, running a finger along your side.
>"Just relax. I will take care of your every need."
"Wait, Aryanne! We're in the study! Anyone could come in and see us!"
>"Let them! I will profess mein liebe for you in every way, heedless of who is looking! Let the whole world know our love!"
>Nope.jpg.
>If there's anything this world taught you, it's never stick it in crazy.
>But what can you do?
>She's fiddling with the belt on your pants.
>Et tu, boner?
>Normally you'd ride this out and leave when she was done, but Luftkrieg could wake up at any moment.
>And once she tells the others, you're a dead man.
>You have to think.
>You need time, but...
>Wait, that's it!
>You have shadows!
"Wait, Aryanne..."
>"I've waited for you for nineteen years, mein liebling. I can hardly contain myself as is!"
>She's been waiting for you since she was born?
>Focus, Erich. Don't get distracted.
"Just, give me a kiss."
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>>28577724

>She looks up at you, and smiles.
>Leaning up to you, she takes you into a deep kiss.
>As you exchange saliva, you focus on the shadow construct you created in her throat.
>Fich, why is her hand grabbing you there, already?!
>You concentrate, and wrap a very small shadow tentacle around her heart.
>You give it a little pump, interrupting the regular rhythm of her circulatory system.
>Her eyes open in shock, and she starts looking woozy.
>This normally wouldn't work, but she's so hot and bothered, she needs a lot of blood going through her.
>She wobbly sits up, breathing heavily.
>"Oh, mein liebling...you make me feel...strange."
>She collapses on top of you, and passes out.
>Her Stand disappears.
>Talk about a close call.

>Before you leave the study, you put Luftkrieg and Aryanne on the chairs there.
>As you put a blanket over Aryanne, you hear her giggle.
>You look up at her apprehensively.
>Her eyes are closed, and she's grinning.
>"Nein, mein Bärchen...falsches Looooch..."No, my little bear...wrong hoooole...
>She's just dreaming. Good.
>You stand, and go to leave.
>".. Ich habe nicht Stopp sagen..."...I didn't say stop...
>Fffffffff-
>You need to get out of here.
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>>28577859


>You take the opportunity to start leaving the compound.
>As you pass by the various members of the Hoofler family, you let them know that it was a pleasure being in the compound, and you're saying your goodbyes for now.
>If they insist on you staying, you merely tell then that you have other obligations outside the compound.
>This seems to satisfy them.
>You check your cellphone.
>8:00 PM.
>Makes sense, since the sun's gone down.
>You should be free and clear once you get out from under these bright lights.
>As you're about to reach the front gate, where two of Aryanne's cousins stand guard, a siren starts blaring.
>You can hear Luftkrieg's voice over the intercom.
>"Achtung! Achtung! Hohe Alarmstufe! Erich Rammstein ist ein Verräter! Lassen Sie ihn nicht um die Verbindung zu entkommen! Nehmen Sie ihn auf den ersten Blick!" Warning! Warning! High alert! Erich Rammstein is a traitor! Do not let him escape the compound! Apprehend him on sight!
>...Well, shit.
>The cousins look at each other, before reaching for their weapons.
>You hold up a hand.
"I can explain, if you'll give me a chance."
>One of them adopts a quizzical expression, before looking over to his brother.
>His brother looks over at him with a concerned expression, and shakes his head.
>They level their pistols at you, demanding your surrender.
>You give a small 'tch!'
"...How annoying."
> As one approaches, you sigh.
"[BENZIN]!"
>"Auf!"
>[BENZIN]'s fist collides with the barrel, bending it out of shape.
>The man stumbles back, as his brother opens fire in a panic.
>To no avail, since you already took care of the firing pin.
>You shouldn't be used to guns being pointed at you, but you are, now.
>You stare down at Aryanne's cousin.
>Menacingly.
"Open the gate. Now."
>For a moment, he looks unsure.
>His brother charges you.
>You give him a light tap with [BENZIN].
>He goes flying.
>The man you're looking at quickly goes for the gate controls.
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>>28578218

>As the gate finishes opening, you hear Aryanne's voice over the loudspeakers.
>"Rufen Sie den Alarm aus! Erich, mein Bärchen, keine Angst! Bitte, komm zurück zu mir, Liebling!" Call off the alert! Erich, my little bear, do not be scared! Please, come back to me, darling!
>Okay, this is now twenty pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
>You start running.
>And you're not stopping.

And that's my prework bump. Thanks for your continued support. See you guys after work.
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What's more painful a punch from star platinum or a sunlight yellow overdrive punch from Jonathan
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>>28578721
Probably an ORAORA
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>>28578721
Star Platinum could potentially break diamonds with his punches. So I think his would be more painful.
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>>28575673
>You clean up the mess where that bit was and make your way into the kitchen
>Rarity is looking through her cabinet, deciding on which kind of tea would be best
>She turns around and notices you
>"Oh, you can wait out in the foyer. I've got this all taken care of."
"Are you sure? I can make a meam cup of tea, you know."
>"Yes, I'm sure. Is there any specific kind you'd like?"
"None that I can think of at the moment."
>"If you say so."
>...
>"Hey, did something happen while you were out there waiting?"
>Shit, she didn't notice anything did she?
>You were told she wasn't a Stand User, so there was no way she'd notice yours
>Perhaps she heard you use it
>Throw her off
"No, nothing happened out there. Why do you ask?"
>"I could have sworn I heard-..."
>"You know what, never mind. Probably just my imagination."
>Alright then
>She brings her focus back to the teabags, taking out a few and pouring some water into a kettle
>The moment of truth
>She places it onto the stovetop
"I must say miss Rarity..."
"You have quite a nice..."
"S̕Ţ̵̴̧͟͝҉͏̶̡͜͠͡͝͞͏Ó̡̀͜͏̵̷̴̢̡̧̡́̀͘͟͡V̴̸́̕̕̕͢͜͡͝É̴̶̵̴̵̢́́̀̕͘̕͢͢͜͟"
>The stove vibrates a bit before being consumed in a bright flash
>The sound of the explosion is muted-
>But the nearby window breaks from the sheer force of the explosion
>Shit, someone will notice
>Better confirm the kill and leave quickly
>Smoke fills the room
>You do your best to clear it in order to find Rarity-
>Standing up just fine?
>How did she survive that?
>A glowing shell of magic surrounding her clues you in
>Oh Celestia damnit!
>She turns to you, becoming aware of your presence
>Better act concerned
"Oh my! Miss Rarity! Are you alright?"
>*COUGH* "Yes, I'm fine. How about you?"
"I'm good."
>"Thank Twilight she taught me that shield spell."
>Why yes, thank you miss Twilight for making this job HARDER FOR ME
>You notice her face is covered in soot
>You can still do this
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>>28579885
That's why unicorns are op, whether they are stand users or not.
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>>28579885
>You move at lightning speed, looking around for some sort of-
>Here we are!
>You grab a washcloth and hand it to Rarity
"Here you go."
>"Thank you, sir."
>She begins wiping down her face
>You turn and walk towards the window, checking to see if anypony noticed the explosion
>Nopony
>At least, they weren't really too concerned, though a cross-eyed pegasus seemed to dash away
>What is wrong with this town?
>Welp, if they didn't notice that, there was no way they'd notice Rarity's head being blown off by a cloth
"Say, miss Rarity..."
"Are you done with that..."
>You turn your head to bring the cloth into view, allowing your Stand's ability to take effect
"W̶̡͟͝҉̶̢͢͏͜͏̕͢Ą̛̀̕͏̸̛̕͢͏̀͘͢͡Ş̷̷̢͘͘͢͞͏̨̡̛́͘͜͝͝͠͞Ḩ̵̷̷̶̵̨̡̧́͘̕͜͟-"
>Only too late do you notice it's being levitated right against your face
"-CL̴̸̡͘͞Ớ̧̨̡̛͘͢͜҉̵̶̡͠T̵̷̶̸̢̡̨̛̀̀̕͜͝H̵̵̵̴̛̕͠͡͏́̕҉̵̛̀͝͠"
>*BOOM*

>Toccata's body (if that even is his name) goes flying through the broken window
>You hear a crunch as he lands on the broken glass strewn about in front of it
>Oof, that sounded painful
>Though you find it a bit hard to find sympathy for someone attempting to kill you
>Did he really not think you'd catch on?
>Then again, you weren't sure if he knew you knew about Stands and the like
>And ever since Wind Rider's whole shebang, you've been suspicious of just about everypony
>Sure, Wind willingly helped you find his employer in exchange for a shorter sentence, but you knew if this pony could hire him, he could hire anypony else as well
>You step towards the window
>You were first suspicious of Toccata when you first heard him speak as you were about to head into the kitchen
>There was a distinct...
>Distortion in his voice
>He didn't notice you turn your head and spot the black mark on the floor
>Something happened in the foyer
>He did something...
>But you couldn't be sure of what
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>>28580124
Heading to my appointment, will be back soon
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>>28578721
Splatinum's punches are pure power, while Jonathan's SYO punches are filled with Hamon. Depending on how much Hamon affects humans, which I'm 99% sure hasn't been touched on in anything but the games, one SYO punch may be more painful and debilitating.

Remember, we're going by one punch, not a full rush. Star Platinum will have the edge in that case, but Jonathan is still nothing to fuck with.
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>>28580124
>All you know is he said the word 'bit' in this distorted voice...
>There was this really silent boom...
>And then there was a black mark on the floor
>There weren't any clouds in your home he could use to strike the floor with lightning
>And he's not a unicorn, so spells were out
>All that was left that made sense was that he had a Stand
>Seems you were correct in this assumption
>And now you knew that it made things explode when he said the name of the item
>And now you were about to face him with no Stand yourself
>This wasn't the most ideal situation, to be sure
>You step outside through the window frame-
>-And here comes Mr. Fatigue, ready to fuck with you at a point where you really didn't want him to
>You nearly topple over attempting to get outside, and it takes a lot of your energy just to stay standing
>Now that the adrenaline from a few seconds ago has worn off, you find that the shield spell you used has really drained you
>Not the time to be wavering, Rarity
>You straighten yourself up to the best of your ability (which isn't much, with how much you're shaking) and grab a shard of glass with your magic, propping it against Toccata's throat
"Anyone else working with you?"
>"You really think I'm afraid of some seamstress with a-"
>You push he glass shard in just enough that a trickle of blood starts forming
>"-iiIII MEAN I'M WORKING WITH MY BROTHER, FUGUE!"
"And where might he be?"
>"HE'S GOING TO THE APPLE FARMHOUSE TO TAKE CARE OF APPLEJACK!"
"Thank you."
>You turn to buck him-
"Actually, one more question."
>"W-what?"
"What does your Stand do?"
>"You know about those?!"
"Yes, now what does your do?"
>"What's the point? You're heading over to the Apple fa-"
>In goes the glass shard-
>"FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! I CAN MAKE STUFF EXPLODE BY HAVING A CLEAR LINE OF SIGHT TOWARDS IT AND SAYING IT'S NAME INTO THE MICROPHONE IN MY CHOKER! JUST PLEASE STOP!!"
>You had to make sure
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>>28581326
>"Please don't hurt me."
"I'm afraid I can't promise that."
>"Why?"
>You buck him in the face, knocking him out
>That's why
>Alright, his Stand needs him to be able to speak clearly, soooo...
>You had some tape in the kit-
>-chen shit
>Well, you'll have to find something
>For now, you prop him onto your back
>P -"RARITYYYYYYYYY!"
>Pinkie, Spike and Anon come rushing to your side
>A -"WOAH, who's the unconscious guy?"
"Enemy Stand User. Apples in danger. Need to go NOW!"
>Anon is thrown back by the suddenness as severity in your answer
"Oh, also, do any of you have any tape or the like?"
>D -"I have some packing tape here!"
>Ditzy Doo flies by and hands you a roll
"Thank you, Ditzy."
>D -"No problem!"
>You rip some off the roll tape Toccata's mouth shut
>A -"Uuuuhhh-"
"I'll explain on the way, COME ON!"
>A -"I was going to ask why no one but Derpy bothered to inform anyone of the BROKEN WINDOW AND SMOKE COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE."
>P -"Weird stuff is kind of expected here in Ponyville."
>S -"Though I have to admit, this sort of thing is troubling, especially when Rarity is involved."
>A -"Christ this town needs a police force."
"You can bring it up in the next town hall! Now COME ON!"
>You break Ito a sprint, not noticing the unconscious body on your back fall off
>Then something stabs at your frog, causing you to trip
>You don't bother looking as you pull whatever it was from your hoof with your mouth and get back to running
>Hang in there Applejack
>The cavalry's coming

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 11: RARITY VS TOCCATA'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE
<=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====

Thanks for reading!
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>>28574899
>He looks at you, open-mouthed.
>”What’d you say?”
>What did you say?
“I said no. You leave her alone.”
>Yeah…
>You did say that, didn’t you?
>Well.
>Better to die now than drip-feed happiness for the next sixty years, you guess.
>You try to shake your apathy.
>This is your own life you’re standing up for.
>If you had this much happiness in it already, you wouldn’t trade it for anything.
>You need to muster some energy over it!
>The giant isn’t having this problem.
>He’s grinning ear to ear.
>God, he’s got a chin that goes on for miles.
>”Fuckin’ the school ‘tard, son? Ain’t that sweet. I’ll have to make her watch what I do to you.”
>Okay, when did your heartbeat become noticeable?
>The world feels clearer now.
>It’s like you just cleaned your glasses.
>You feel your Stand pushing at you from...
>Well, from a direction that doesn’t exist.
>From inside the coils of your spirit, if you wanted to be poetic.
>”If she’s given you any little presents from my family, you’re gonna regret it.「Sweet Thing」!”
>He summons his Stand.
>It looks like a full-body plaster of Hulk Hogan.
>It’s blood red, and it’s eyes are eternally staring with uncomfortable intensity.
>It poses, too, arms crossed and back to back with your enemy.
>Okay.
>The girl’s looking at you.
>She seems kind of stunned. You hope.
>You’re not gonna fuck this up.
“「Timbuk Three」!”
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>>28581703
>It bursts out of your body, and you feel a slight emptiness where it used to be.
>Its fists are clenched and put up for combat.
>The red tubing around the arms and through the chest is bright now.
>The grey-haired girl shields her eyes.
>You reach out with your mind and grab for something happy as this human wall walks towards you.
>You find a few small moments in the near future and grab them without examining them.
>Your Stand points a finger at its counterpart and a series of pinpoint lasers shoot out like Morse.
>It crosses its arms and blocks, but it’s enough to singe the guy.
>Fuck, this thing seems pretty tough.
>”That all you got? Let me show you my power!”
>His Stand bears down on you, arm raised for a left hook.
>Shit!
>Jump!
>Get out of the way, you fucking deer!
>You do a shaky sidestep.
>Fuck!
>T3 grabs an arm and pulls your stupid ass off-balance.
>You go stumbling further backwards.
>Its fist collides with the driers, crumpling them on impact.
>That would pulverize your skull in a single hit.
>He steps in now that you’re inside the bathroom proper.
>You can’t see the entrance any longer, and he’s moving toward the sinks..
>You’re blocked in.
>That’s fine, you can just find something...
>You realize you can’t feel your Stand’s energy any longer.
>You turn and notice the light’s gone from it.
>You can’t see her, and maybe she ran away.
>And you only have twelve moments to use, again.
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>>28581815
>You need to stall this guy.
“Is that all your Stand can do? Too lazy to go to the gym and fight your own battles?”
>He laughs.
>It’s a mean laugh.
>”Come over here and find out.”
>Wherever she is, you need to find her.
>Your chance to save her can’t be gone yet!
>Or maybe she’s just not in your range, you can’t tell what that even feels like.
>You have to get past this fuckwit.
“Alright, I’ll show you my true power!「Timbuk Three」!”
>You can see the moment as you burn it.
>It’s your Nobel.
>Forty years of thankless work, for that one simple prize.
>That moment of recognition.
>And it’s gone, now.
>You feel like you’re cutting off your own body parts.
>He grins again as your Stand lights up and his Stand punches a sink in half.
>Water spills everywhere.
>You focus it all through your Stand’s chest, and project a fist of hard light.
>You always wanted to do that.
>Then you give him a right hook of your own!
>The room explodes with brightness, and for a moment all you can see is white.
>That’s not even all your power!
>You could keep this up for a few more minutes if you had to!
>That thought exhiliarates you.
>But then the white fades, and apart from the specks in your eyes, you can make out the room again.
>He’s still standing there.
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>>28581906
>He laughs.
>”You should see the look on your face!”
“H… how? How are you still fine?”
>Then you notice the marks on the wall around him where the tile’s been bleached white again.
>”It’s all in my Stand, kid. Even when I miss, whatever「Sweet Thing」 touches hates you!”
>He waves a meaty hand at the sink.
>It spits up a thick jet of water between the two of you.
>”I knew you were doing something with light, and I knew water could move it out of the way.”
>...
>Did this fucker just kick your ass with refraction?
>Wait.
“How did you know what my Stand did?”
>It wasn’t that obvious, was it?
>He laughs again.
>”Some people keep tabs on Stand users, kid. They want armies. I’d’ve beaten you into shape and put you in mine, but that’s not my style. And your girl’s got something I want.”
>He realizes it’s just the two of you.
>”Speaking of that, I’d better go deal with her. Have fun until I get back.”
>His Stand smashes the ground, and he walks away.
“Hey! Get back here!”
>You fire a thick beam of heat and light at his back, and one of the driers explodes.
>It startles you, and you topple.
>Your shot goes wild, hits a wall and punches a hole through the ceiling.
>The floor’s starting to flood now, and you fall right on it.
“Gotta… save her…”
>You get up on your knees.
>Then you slip and fall again.
>Oh, yeah.
>The floor “hates” you too, doesn’t it?
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>>28582015
>You’ve got another two minutes of power.
>Less if you push it.
>You crawl towards the exit.
>The remaining drier sputters and starts burning as you come in its direction.
>A tongue of flame pours out and rests casually in your path.
>It roasts your already wet backpack.
>Can’t anything give you a break?
>You fire a continuous laser in the broken sink’s direction.
>It shoots up a jet of water, and the fire sputters and dies.
>You keep crawling.
>As soon as you’re back on filthy tile, you drag yourself up and get moving.
>You bust through the door, looking for where they are.
>He’s holding her up by the throat!
>Her legs are kicking and her hands are trying to pry his off.
>in his free hand, he’s examining something.
>A little wristwatch.
>There’s no way it fits him.
>He turns to you.
>”Bitch had it on her! Can you believe it?”
“Let go of her!”
>”Or what? You’ll put on another lightshow?”
>He turns to her.
>”Looks like chivalry ain’t dead after all, huh?”
>If she makes a response, neither of you can make it out.
>You still don’t have those extra moments back.
>”Alright, tough guy. Say pretty please and maybe she’ll just walk away with some bad bruises.”
>You fire a laser clean through his wrist.
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>>28582145
>His fingers jerk open, and she falls and slumps to the ground.
>He grabs his hand, glaring at you.
>Then he retreats.
>His Stand punching every surface it can on the way.
>You rush over to the girl.
>She’s conscious, but fatigued.
“Are you alright? What’s your name?”
>She notices you.
>”Have to…”
>She rolls and turns to the retreating giant, trying to get up.
>There’s fire in her eyes.
>Your Stand’s getting dimmer and dimmer.
>Still no future memories.
>So that’s it.
>You put a hand on her shoulder.
>This is the first time you’ve touched a girl in...
>You try not to think about that.
“I’ll take care of him.”
>You’ve got thirty seconds left.
>That’s plenty.
“Hey! We’re not done here!”
>He looks over his shoulder at you from twenty-five feet away.
“You have something that doesn’t belong to you.”
>You prepare to unload all of your energy into physical space.
>The floor feels like it could shift under you.
>Ceiling tiles feel especially loose.
>His Stand is out and ready for you.
“You think making the world hate me will be enough to stop me?”
>Your Stand glows fiercely, with more than the power of your future.
“The world already hates me! It has for years now! I’ll never let something as tiny as that keep me from KICKING YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!”
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>tfw you just got back from spending the last eight hours at work and no one's acknowledged your green.
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>>28582359
i like it my dude, maybe no one's really noticed it, you're a real good writer

please continue with more erich/angel and friends shennanigins
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>>28582359
I'm gonna be honest here. I really like your greens. They are fun, smart and feel like a proper JojoxMLP crossover.
I'm looking forward to see how Erich escapes from those crazy nazis.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDz1FyLpO3U
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>>28582359
Please keep going. It's some good shit mang.
Please?
You can have this cute Ponk in return
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>>28582272
>You didn’t mean to yell, but you’re hella into this now, so fuck it.
“「TIMBUK THREE」!”
>You throw a punch, and a fist the size of the hallway flies at him.
>Slowly.
>Ceiling tiles dislodge and break against it.
>Lockers find excuses to fall open, and get smacked away in its path.
>His Stand throws a punch at it, and struggles to hold it back.
>It falters.
>You can’t see it, but you can feel it failing to hold you back.
>You run after the fist.
>「Sweet Thing」fails, and you get through.
>You shred some of the light off of the main attack, focusing an edge to it.
>You’re working with senses you didn’t know you had.
>While this guy’s being hit, his pockets are already cut open.
>Your power throws him through a wall into the teacher’s lounge, hard enough to give him road rash.
>You scoop up what fell out.
>It’s a little Mickey Mouse watch, still ticking.
>Ha.
>Man, you’re really late to class now, aren’t you?
>You turn to check on her, and notice the crowd that’s gathered.
>By some miracle, there are no teachers yet.
>Some of them are looking at you.
>A lot are looking just up and to the right of you.
>If they can see your Stand, they can threaten it.
>You recall it, and try to ignore them.
>She’s still on the ground.
>You crouch and hand the watch to her.
>When she sees it, the fire leaves her eyes and she looks immensely relieved.
>”It belonged to one of the Freshman girls. I thought for sure he’d broken it...”
>She pockets it, and you help her up.
>Then she hugs you.
>”Thank you! I’m sorry I doubted you and thought you were creeping around the girls’ bathroom!”
>Could’ve done without that in front of all the people.
>But having her arms up around you feels fucking heavenly.
“Well, you can count on me.”
>She looks into your eyes, and she understands you mean that.
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>>28582359
Who?
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>>28582479
“I’m Care Root, and I don’t let people bully and hurt the innocent.”
>Maybe that was a little thick...
>Her eyes light up, though.
>“I’m Derpy. Could you help me give this back to the girl who owned it?”
“Sure.”
>You feel your power increase and your Stand brighten again.
>The future stretches out in front of you.
>And God, is it bright.

「TO BE CONTINUED」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APGJM37aRy0

Fido: RETIRED

Stand:「Sweet Thing」
User: Fido
Abilities: Any inanimate object punched by「Sweet Thing」will be actively hostile to those fighting the user. These punches are strong enough that they always damage solid objects.


>>28582359
I think it's pretty great, actually, but I missed a chunk of it because I was busy with work. I think about Erich and his escapades sometimes while I'm trying to concentrate on my school stuff. And really, I think it just doesn't occur to most people to respond at all when they've read a story they liked.
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>>28582522
>I think it just doesn't occur to most people to respond at all when they've read a story they liked.
I think you are right. We should be providing more feedback for the stories.
By the way, I like yours.
「TIMBUK THREE」is a high risk, high reward (kinda) power, and you made it fit really well with Care Root. He is pesimist, but still likeable.
I'm gonna keep reading his story for sure.
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>>28582359
I'm sorry this is either the work of an enemy stand or some Jewish tendency
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Bumping with some green.

Last time:
>>28571491

And now:
>You are Ziggy, and you are trying to understand your current situation.
>This Hispanic man came with his posse and taunted A.K Yearling.
>So she pulled a tommygun out of nowhere and declared war.
>Also they mentioned a guy dying over some notes.
>Weird.
>If you piece these clues together there can only be one explanation…
>these men are from another publishing company and want to force her to write for them.
>But Yearling is a badass and will have none of that nonsense.
>How dramatic.
>The world of publishing is more complicated than you could have imagined.
>You better calm everyone down before they do something they might regret.
“OK, guys. Let’s be civil here.”
>You stand up and walk right to the middle of the confrontation.
>At this point most of the tourists and the barman had fled from the room.
“I know our jobs are important, but that’s no reason to hurt anybody.”
>Caballeron’s men (his editors?) pull out their guns.
>Well, that escalated quickly.
>You aren’t left with many options here.
>And wouldn’t like to do anything to these people.
>Their guns on the other hand…
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>>28583995

>you are Daring Do and you don’t give a fuck about being civil right now.
>And you couldn’t care less about the stupid fuck in front of you, not when Caballeron is just on the other side of the room.
>His goons just pulled their weapons too.
>This is it.
>You pull the trigger.
>And nothing happens.
>Shit.
>You keep trying but the result is the same.
>This is bad.
>You look up from your tommygun.
>Caballeron’s men also attempt to shot, but their guns are jammed.
>How could this happen?
>”See guys, conveniently your weapons aren’t working, so I would take that as a sign to give up on the violence and talk.”
>He turns his head around and looks at you.
>”Is that right?”
>He winks at you again.
>Oh you are gonna fuck his stupid face so much.
>You swing your tommygun to his head.
>But your attack doesn’t connect.
>Your weapon is stuck midway, as if something heavy was holding it.
>You try to apply more strength but it just won’t budge!
>Suddenly your weapon gets crushed.
>You are left with the barrel in your hand as the rest of the gun falls to the floor.
>Caballeron looks dumbfounded.
>”Could he be one of those?”
>The fool looks down at the weapon.
>”Well, that’s a waste”
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>>28584025

>You have seen weird shit in your adventures.
>You’ve seen an evil shaman ripping out the heart of men and then drowning them in lava.
>You’ve seen a knight guarding a holy relic for over millennia.
> You’ve seen people eaten by ants.
>You survived an atom bomb inside a refrigerator, and you still call bullshit on that.
>This was new.
>But it had one thing in common with the other events.
>It wouldn’t stop you.
>You throw your shawl, your hat and glasses to the big guy in front of you.
>He catches them, and before he could realize it you roundhouse kick him in the chin.
>The sheer force of your kick sends him crashing to a window where he falls outside of the bar.
>That will teach him to never flirt with you again.
>”What are you fools waiting for? Get her!” screams Caballeron.
> The henchmen take out knives from their coats and come charging at you.
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>>28584166

>You charge towards them and drop kick the glasses wearing guy who came from the middle.
>Trillby man grabs you by the arm but you elbow his nose repeatedly until he lets you go.
>The fat man attempts to shank you.
>You punch him as hard as you can in the liver and his body bends forward in pain, then you get a firm hold from his shoulders and kick him in the face with the back of your boot five times.
>He falls leaving a little pool of blood and teeth on the ground.
>Caballeron starts to clap slowly while laughing.
>”Always putting on such an amazing performance.”
“It’s not over yet,” you say as you take out your whip from its holster in your pants.
>”Of course not. I want to see how you deal with the punch line.”
>At that moment ten more men came into the room.
>”Kill her!”
>They start shooting at you.
>You dive towards a table and flip it over to get some cover.
>It isn’t going to last much.
>Guess you’ll have to use plan B.
>You take a grenade you had hidden in your helmet and throw it towards the group of men.
>They panic and try to escape, but most of them bump into each other trying to cross the door.
>You jump outside from a window as the bar explodes behind you.

>You get up and dust off the few shards of glass from your vest.
“Guess the show is over.”
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>>28584182

>You run towards the resort’s parking lot.
>You know Caballeron and his men will come after you.
>They are as persistent as roaches.
>Previous encounters with Caballeron have taught you a few things about how he works.
>From your first encounter in Mareseilles, to the last time in Prancelona.
>He looks for antiques to trade in the black market at astronomical prices.
>He has plenty of men under his command and has no problem in sacrificing them to meet his goals.
>But more importantly, most of his moves were calculated.
>If he came in person to meet you at the resort, then he was prepared to have a way of escaping should thing go wrong.
>He asked you about Dr. Jones notes and took advantage of your rage to confirm you had them.
>You were being played.
> Most likely he has another way to get to the arrows…
>or will wait until you find them and then snatch them from your hands.
>Either way you had gained some time.
>He would need time to regroup how many men he still has and follow you.
>You could only hope to get to the arrows first.
>You get on your jeep and drive towards the jungle as fast as you can.
>You don’t notice the passenger sitting behind you.
>”I don’t appreciate the kick, but I’m willing to forget about it if we could just work together.”
>Shit.
>You had forgotten about him.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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>>28584272
Pastebin updated!
http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh

See you guys on the next thread.
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>>28584283
If we are naming threads after show parts what will we name it after part 8
>>
OK, so I totally fucked up last night and didn't post story. Can a kind anon compile a list of pastebins in the format I use for the new threads so I can start a new thread? Mobile posting makes it almost impossible
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>>28584907
I think this is everyone.

FuckFaceMcGee: http://pastebin.com/515d4KLQ

Cameo: Ch1 - http://pastebin.com/UBXenXjj
Ch2 - http://pastebin.com/PqcSNfmX
Ch3 - http://pastebin.com/ic0y69y2
Ch4 - http://pastebin.com/FXmE8Ax5

FriskyBits: http://pastebin.com/QivjKsiH

AusAnon: http://pastebin.com/j3tK0khk

Anon: http://pastebin.com/E7N7QtRH

Ace_Sorou: Ch 1 - http://pastebin.com/susEAHiW
Ch 2 - http://pastebin.com/kM5yr566

Ditherer: Ch 1 - http://pastebin.com/uZiLTb2j

StarAnon: http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh
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>>28584970

Thanks m8.

For everyone else: last hit on thread gets Apache cyoot or item of equivalent value
>>
Alright, should I wait for the new thread or just post my story now?
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>>28585204
I would wait for the new thread. It's gonna happen any time now.
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Aaaaaaany time now.
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>>28584990

New thread boyos
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>>28585256
It's done!
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>>28585270
There you are my good man, one cute
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>>28585292
Awww. It's adorbs.
I would be freaking out if I saw it in real life, but this is a picture so it's OK.
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