Shit's too slow tonight

wew

>>28527318
rolling

>>28527318
Ayy

>>28527353
>worst horse's actually interesting clone
Not bad

>>28527318
rawhl

>>28527318
No.

>>28527318
Rolf

>>28527358
Who tf is mrs cake's clone

>>28527344
Meh. I'm okay with it.

>>28527318
Rolli polli olli

>>28527375
>hating thiccest MILF
wow I didn't even know someone could have taste this shit

>>28527318
Lets a see
If I'm fucked or not

>>28527318
Rolling for a pegasi
Daring Do maybe.

>>28527382
Nigga did you even read my fucking question?

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>>28527398
Better get I can't get

>>28527318
rollan

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>>28527361
Well shit

>>28527318
Rolling

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

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>>28527421
>booze pone
i think i'll be just fine
hangovers might suck though

>>28527443
Lucky! Also rolling

>>28527318
rawl

rellan

>>28527455
She would be pissed at me for a while, oh boy

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>>28527460
Everitim

>>28527318
Let's see who the unlucky pony is!

>>28527465
>Fluttershy

I could survive.

Rolin'

>>28527318
Betternotbeadude/10

>>28527318
Rolling for cute mare

>>28527318
>tfw my waifu's not in this
Rollin' anyways.

>>28527318
here goes nothing

>>28527318
Roll

>>28527318
lets see.
rolland

>>28527511
eh I can live with it

HARD MODE

you just teleported from earth right now

You must conquer this pony's heart using only your charm and social skills

can't break the fourth wall

if you fail you will be teleported to earth and will never see Equestria again

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>>28527509
>Flash

>>28527318
Roll one last time

>>28527318
10 or I kill myself

Rollan

>>28527318
Roll

>>28527516
im ok with this

Rollerino

worried roll

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>>28527318
Rolly dolly

>>28527524
well we lost another one...

>>28527529
Reroll

>>28527318
Let's rolling!

>>28527545
Yeah, Mr. Cake is no replacement for twiggles

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>>28527562
...I guess that's not too bad.

>>28527318
I'm gonna get a dude aren't I

>>28527318
end my life

>>28527318
post my post u kike website

>>28527318
Everytime I roll for these I get a guy.

This is a reply

>>28527542
I feel that a marriage with Discord would be akin to having a really annoying roommate.
I also see him shifting into whatever sexual fantasies you want, only to suddenly burst out in his real face once stuff got heavy.

At any rate I don't think he would take the marriage all to seriously.
Also shit's gay yo

I can only hope my roll is at least towards somepony I like.

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>>28527616
I like this.

>>28527318
Gimme cutie.

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>>28527600
Well shit. First time for everything.

Married to her though? Shit. I'm gonna have thousands of kids aren't I? At least I'm not an enemy to an entire nation...Oh wait, nevermind. Maybe caves can be cozy. Hell I might not get put in a pod. W-We got married for love, right?

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>>28527318
gib loli

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>>28527603
He looks good in bridal gown tho.

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>>28527318
again

>>28527318
rollin rollin rollin

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>>28527675
You're gonna have to take a seat. Right next to the guard for the rest of your life.

>>28527318
roll

>>28527665
>W-We got married for love, right?
Well what good would a loveless marriage be for her?

Think about it anon, your love pheromones are going to drive her wild; she is going to be literately jumping on your dick.

rollinggggggg

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>>28527675
>>28527689
>asks for loli
>gets arrested by guard

You can't make this shit up

>>28527318
Get out of the way of mah glorious roll.

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>>28527705
I have a feeling once I enter her crypt I won't be seeing daylight until my spawn wheel me out years later on a wheelchair. Can't help but feel excited and scared.

>>28527722
Yes I got my babe!

Might as well.

fuck it, give me a gay

>>28527318
let's rock n rolla roggnerolla

>>28527754
>twist
nope fuck thaT, rerolling

>>28527752
NOPE, re-roll

>>28527767
fuck that reroll

>>28527758
>>28527760
This is what happens when you don't accept your fate.

>>28527773
it just isn't my night is it

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>>28527318

>>28527777
I think I can live with Blueblood just fine, how knows? maybe he will actually turn out to be extremely kinky.

Also, nice quads.

>>28527783
I'm just going to go ahead and use my one reroll in this case.

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rerolllllll

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>>28527789

Fuck , one away from waifu , ah well steven is better than most males on the board.

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>>28527795
ACCEPT YOUR FATE, ANONYMOUS

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>>28527795
Nice try , you only get one mate.

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>>28527318
wow

Rolling for rock horses

>>28527833
You get something rock colored alright.

Gimmie a foal. Or Rarity.

>>28527318
Rolling for waifu

>>28527850
DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>28527815
I don't read the comics, is that supposed to be the guy in 92? Also, roll, i guess

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>>28527857
You're getting the hot seat tonight. Not only for being greedy, but for just being plain wrong.

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>>28527860
Yeah , he was shining armour's friend is Highschool. I'm dressing up was a part of a plan to get Cadence from some hunk she was dating at the time.
It was your typical cliche , good guy likes girl , but girl is with big scary jock , and good guy is a geek. Geek friends help geek , jock gets dumped , girl confesses she always loved geek.

>>28527318
Not the first time I killed waifu.

>>28527887
>I'm
>And
I'm not actually awake it seems.

Roll

>>28527552
>>28527760
>>28527773
>>28527795
The point of a roll is that you can't choose, so rerolls don't count, pussies.

>>28527318
I'll give it a shot.

>>28527926
Just fucking kill me now.

>>28527318
Aay

>>28527318
fuck it

>>28527318
Hopefully pretty fucked. I didn't get married to stop having sex.

llor

>>28528013

And I guess I'm gay now. Guess I'm gonna take some horsedick.

>>28527318
If I roll 78 I'm counting it as Pinkie.

>>28527318
they see me rolling
they're disrespecting

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>>28528031
unf

>>28527318
Rolling.

>>28527318
ROLLIN

>>28528060
Eeeeeeeeeeehhh, I'll take it

>>28527318
I'll give it a go

>>28527318
Rollin

>>28528088
Fuck yeah

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I've gotten my waifu before, I can do it again.

rolling for sweet scoots

>>28528099
Kek

>>28528203
got the opposite of want, but will do anyway

>>28527318
Rollin

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>>28528210
> Twi
Nice.

>>28528099
FUCK YOU WAIFU STEALING FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>28527318
Rolling. Give me a princess please lord kek

>>28527318
rollan

>>28528231
I guess that's ok. A stable marriage with some sex here and there.

delete /b threads

>>28527318
gimmie some horsecoq

>>28527318
Rolls

>>28528261
Wait no not like that.

Can I reroll? I'm rerolling.

Rollan

>>28528286

Jesus fucking Christ...

Rerolling

sure. why not. rolling.

>>28528292

You know what? I'm done for today.

>>28528296
derpy is such a cute.

>>28528230
thank you lord kek, for giving me worst princess.

>>28528261
>>28528277
Top kek

r-r-r-rolling

rerolling

>>28527318
oh

>>28528319
At least Lyra can give me some horn. Plus she has a qt color scheme. I'm not such an ingrate that I'll reroll twice.

Spin the wheel!

>>28528395
Do I risk my one reroll or accept my new waifu?

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>>28527318
Let's find out.

>>28528445
>Little Strongheart
For fuck's sake

>>28527318
Pony I don't want get

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>>28527318

>>28527318
Rollmaster3000

Alright, I'll bite the bullet on this one.

>>28527318
Chechnya?

>>28528506
Goddamn horse Pipsqueak

>>28527318
rolly polly

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>>28528534
ahh fuck

>>28527318
Rolling

twiggy piggy

>>28527318
00 get

>>28528702
AAAAAAAAAAA 2 OFF

>>28527318
McRoll

>>28527318
rolling

>>28528706
Fuck that Im rerolling

>>28528709
>Married to Waifu Stealer

>>28528708
fuck yes

rollin for rarara

>>28528711
Dubs and a better pone? GG

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>>28527318
Let's get Gary a new pair of shoes!

>>28528730
not bad senpai

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>>28527318

Please be 77

>>28528724
this is how it's done

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>>28528748
waifu thief

>>28527318
Rollin'.

>>28528774
I don't even know who that is. Dubs or 57 want to trade me?

>>28527318
I DON'T WANT TO
BUT I MUST

>>28528787
end my suffering

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Well, let's find out.

>>28527318
Roll

>>28528791
>>28528792
>>28528795
>>28528797
Congratulations on getting literally who background pones.

If you get 78, are you married to two people?

What even is 63

I am afraid

>>28528803
It's OC from "Snowdrop" fan episode.

>>28528806
And I was rightfully so.
Suicide tier.

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>>28528800
>>28528791

>>28527318
Rolling

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>>28528831
Literally the worst possible roll.

>>28528743
Rerawl

>>28528843
There is no escape, anon.

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>>28528849
I don't want some OC-tier batpony. What a unhappy relationship this would be.

>>28527318
I want a filly wife to raise to my liking before making foals with her in adulthood, please.

>>28527318
rell

>>28527318
Please God I need a good one or I'll kill myself. Just give me this please.

>>28528939
Lucky bitch

>>28527318
no

Rolling.

>>28527318
Rllng

Show me potato salad.

>>28527375
>Thinking he rolled 58 when he was in fact replying to his actual roll post that resulted in 53
Nigga, do you think we can predict the future with our posts or are you just new?

>>28527318
rollo barollo

>>28527318
Rollan

>>28529010

Roll for a cute mare

>>28529012
>>28529015
I'm not gay god damnit!!

>>28529019
Now, let's try this again. Rolling for cute mare

>>28529026
rekt

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>>28529026
BULLSHIT!

>>28529030
Fuck you I'm not done yet!
ROLL FOR A FUCKING MARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

>>28527318
Worth a try

>>28529047
Nope. I don't normally like to reroll, but that's literally the worst possible one

>>28529052
not too fucked I guess.

plz 00

>>28527318
....-.

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>>28527318

Gif best pone

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>>28529088
>Ponk

Not my waifu but I'm ok with this

>>28529095
Yech

>One more and it would have been Derpy

Sage-roll

>rolls 20
FUCK YEAH, MILF HORSE!

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>>28529108
Nice

>>28527318
relli

>>28527318

>>28527318
Rollerino

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>>28529410
fuck ye boi

>>28527318
rollin a joint with:

>>28529432
reroll. I don't know who that is

>>28527318
>67

>>28527318
Give me something good

Fuck

Come on, papa needs a 67 or a 68

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>>28529667
Everything went better then expected.

Not shithorse go

>>28527318
rawl

>>28529765
WIN

>>28527318
rollerino

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>>28529820

>>28527318

>>28527318
dofjngdlkjf

rolls

>>28527318
rollin'

>>28527318
rawl

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>>28529877
fuck yeah

>>28527318
roll

Ajj lamu

>>28527318
roll

>>28527318
fuck. What have i done

>>28527318
roll

>>28527318
Roru

>>28527318
Quints get

>>28527318
Rollerino

ayy roll

>>28530550
>Shining Armor
Rerolling, not a homo.

>No Starlight Glimmer

>>28527318
rollinging

rollex

rollio

>>28530840
this is fine

>>28527318
Roll like dough and aim for my waifu.

>>28527318
roll

>>28527318
plz derpy

>>28527318
Roll

>>28527318
kkk

>>28530935
>2 away from waifu
it hurts to live

>>28527318
rolling

>>28527318
roll

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>>28530944
Shit.

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>>28530950
>Implying you got a bad roll
>implying spitfire wouldnt take you to the danger zone

>>28528984
>thinking I can't predict the future
Check these 7s lad

witness me

>>28527318
Roll

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>>28530978
You were off by one

>>28530986
Goddamnit

>>28527318

Let's see

>>28527318
Roll

>>28527318
Let's find out.

>>28531159
No idea who she is, but at least it's a mare.

>>28527318
Rollieo.

>>28531192
Re roll fuck that

>>28527318
rolling

>>28531241
Maud

>100% ROCK HARD MODE

>>28527318
rall

>>28527318
roll

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>>28531409
WAKE ME UP CAN'T WAKE UP

>>28527318
roll-a-rama

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>>28531432
god damn it

>>28527318
rellollolololol

>>28527318
Will I even get a female?

>>28531432
>>28531444
re-rolling
Don't want to be a pederast

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>>28527318
>this many replies
Oh well.

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>>28527318
Not fucked at all because I just married lyra

Okay, I'll give it a good roll.

>>28527318
rolling
level of hope: minimal

Rall

>>28532407
never happened.

>>28532408
I win

>>28527318
>roll

>>28527318
Rolllllll baby roll MY NIGGA FRENCH TOAST POPCORN MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA

>>28527318
Rolo

>>28527318
Eh might as well

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>>28532465
oh god fucking damn it, got the fucking failure

Pyöri

Luna roll

>>28527318
Something is wrong.

rolling for 90

>>28527318
rolololol

>>28527318
rollout

>>28527318
I WILL MARRY THEM ALL

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>>28527318
Rollin

>>28527318
roll

>>28527318
Rollan for pretty mare

>>28527318
Roll

Lucky roll?

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Rolling

>>28532835
Wew lad, I dodged two pretty big bullets there.

>inb4 "doesn't want diamond dog/ bulk biceps dick, what a faggot"

Roll for the Roll God

I just noticed how discord has his number sideways and pinkie is outside of her box.

>>28527318
Rollin'

>>28532894
rerell

>>28532906
reroll x2

>>28527318
roll

>>28527318
rolling

>>28527318

Roll it up and smoke it.

>>28527318
Rolling

Rolling 2: Electric Boo-ga-loo

rolllllll

>>28527318
roooooollll

>>28533009

>Flash Sentry

Kill me.

rull

>>28527318
Rolling around

ro'ro'

till I get a fucking female character

roll-chan

>>28533083
again!

>>28527318
rolling

>>28527318
Rullan

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Roll

Let's find out

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>>28527318
praying for 95, 42 or 34

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>>28533136

rollaroonie

Rollin'

>>28527318
let's roll!

>>28533456
gib better

>>28527318
Nothing better to do, might as well roll.

>>28527318
Rollin

>>28533648
>Rares

I'll take it!

F

>>28527318
gogogo

>>28533725
i'm hot for teacher

rolol

>>28527318
This specific roll

>>28533784
>Blossomforth
Well, I am one for acrobatics. The sex wil be amazing.

>>28527318
rrol

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>>28527318
Rolling on the river

>>28533804
>date] [Auto]
hell yeah my dude

>>28527318
rolling

>>28533842
I can live with this

>>28527318
Rolo

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>>28534012
are you fucking shitting me

Roll for a cute mare.

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>>28534089
Fuck, that's not a goddamn cute mare.

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>>28527318
Rolling

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Roll

>>28535009
Kek, not even mad. Just means I'll keep him away from the other anons rolls

>>28527318
I would very much like a Twilight.

>>28535063
Huh.

I mean, Fleur isn't a bad pony either. I wonder if that headcanon about her being a trained bodyguard will end up being true.

>>28527318
Okay.

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>>28535122
Holy shit, I got married to the element of loyalty.

Damn am I lucky.

Rolling;

Roll the ole chariot along