Which pony is more likely to fuck a human?

>>28521490
Sunset Shimmer

>>28521495
OP said 'fuck', not 'scissor like dykes'.

>>28521490
Twilight, possibly would for "experiments"

>>28521500
But she fucks humans all the time
Especially Flash
His ass used to be so tight before she got to him

>>28521490
lyra

Fluttershy?

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>>28521585
No, dude! Just... no!

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>>28521490
Pinkie Pie canonically has a thing for non-pone.

>>28521590
>Filename
>facebook
Fuck off New friend

>>28521490
+Twilight could be persuaded into some scientific investigation of the HMD and its properties
+Pinkie Pie just wants to have secret butt fun
+Fluttershy fucks non-pony animals all the time anyway
+Rainbow Dash was raised by pegasus supremacists and probably loves the idea of soiling her womb with the seed of something that can't fly
-AJ needs a pony so she can produce an heir to Sweet Apple Acres
-Rarity wouldn't be impressed by your measurements and has a reputation to worry about

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>>28521504
>Especially Flash

All of them. HMD shall rule Equestria

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>>28521490
Her design literally says "I want to fuck pedophile humans" to me.

>>28522146
Also, Dash would probably really like the idea of a partner who doesn't pose a risk of knocking her up and making her take time off from the Wonderbolts

>>28521534
Fandumb.

>>28522216
You interpret it that way because you're a nonce, she's literally just doing ecstasy.

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>>28522216
I want to molest that mare, holy fuck

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>>28521490

>>28521598
>she wants that tiny, barbed catcock

>>28522146
>-Rarity wouldn't be impressed by your measurements and has a reputation to worry about
Is that pic with comparison of human cock vs pone a big lie?

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>>28521504
>His ass
I'm a Shimmerfag and I laughed

>>28525337
Its not.

>>28525337
No, but you'd have to explain that you can use your full length whereas a pony can only use about half so it's just as good and at that point you've aready lost.

>>28525477
Does someone have that pic?
Because what I remember that it stated that not only human +- equals to poner, but ALSO can use a full length.

>>28521490
Anon My little pony has made me. Not find humans attreactive its gotten so bad that i a considering "borrowing a horse "From the farm nearby

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>>28526130
what could possibly go wrong

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>>28521490
Why is Lyra so cute?

>>28526886
her irrational exuberance

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Why are mares such lewd creatures?

>>28521490
Real ones

>>28527427
P-please no

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Which pony is most likely to molest sub-equine artificially genetically modified creatures?

Celestia

>>28528532
what

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>>28521490
Twilight Sparkle

>>28521490
Luna has fucked every one of her subjects in their sleep at least once.

It'll be a new experience for Anon to get (Mare)dicked in his dreams.

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>>28529666
>It'll be a new experience for Anon to get (Mare)dicked in his dreams.

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>>28529666

She's not a whore

>>28529700
No, she's a stud.

>>28529666
>futa
fuck you, satan.

>>28521490
The one you choose to rape.

>>28529710
What if pony choose you to rape?

>>28529713
>in Soviet Equestria...

>>28526851
Do it for science anon I sure wish I could

>>28521647
No you fuck off

>>28522216
>sees pacifier
>thinks she is a kid
Shes rolling dumbass. Surprised they would put that on a kids show.

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>>28529387
This is the only correct answer.

Twilight was head over heels for human Flash right from the fucking get-go.

Sunset only used him for social gain, whereas Twilight was very seriously interested in him.

>>28529946
>using Ecstacy
it's not the '00s anymore

>>28528532
Menthol?

>>28529700
>princess of wet dreams
>not a whorse

>>28531488
But Rarara is the biggest whorse of them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

>>28522216
If ever there was a pony that could make me jizz in my pants with one look

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>>28528532
>sub-equine artificially genetically modified creatures

>>28530361
As much as brad takes it up the ass, I have to agree with you

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>>28531595
>using my ADN and she become geneticaly my pony daughter even better thanks anon for the idea !

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>>28521490
>pony

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>>28521490
Transparent hair triggers me.

>>28532325
Transparent hair is pretty shit, desu.

>>28532325
its so you can see their expression

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>>28528532

>>28532325
Same.

>>28530576
If you mean the terminology then yeah, Molly is more apropos. But if you mean the use of the drug itself then you're incorrect. Its still widely popular and available. And with the availability of testing kits and the vast depth of the internet it's much easier to source and verify its legitimacy.

>>28533531
oh my

>>28533531
lyra please

id rather just play with your weird horse cooter

>>28533565
>not wanting to unload your genetic material down the throat of a poner sucking you off with the force of a mare who has the object of her paraphilia in mouth

>>28533548
neat

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>>28521490
This isn't even a question. Why don't you just say, 'mint pony thread'

Rarity

>>28525525
https://derpibooru.org/1054800
>Big Mac's dick would be 11 inches long
>b-but muh effective length and muh stamina

>>28533531
What did she mean by this?

>>28533480
The expression is still plainly visible, though.

>>28527427
Only if you are the leader of the herd.

>>28537041
>not being the leader of the herd

>>28536527
I Love how he just expands into this shredded beast the moment he removes his jacket, reminds me of Groundskeeper Willie

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>>28536527
This hips.

>>28533531
Woooh air guitar Anon!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!

>>28521490
The one who runs slowest

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>>28533589
I'd rather unload it right into her womb.

>>28533922

>Correct answer.

Though "Pinkie" would have also been acceptable.

page 10

>>28529700
She's probably seen so many dicks in her dreams, and cunts too, it's the only reasonable approach.

>>28548371
basically all the dicks