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Moblight Special Edition

Moblight is a great story by SeaUrchin that can be found here http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK

Previous thread: >>28458911
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5

Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Updated Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_Wikia thanks to NoHooves for updating it

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times. Spiral staircase Rhinoceros beetle Ruins street Fig tart Rhinoceros beetle Via dolorosa Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point


Extra special thanks to SeaUrchin for writing Moblight
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First for vintage
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Did you forget about our true savior?
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Third for Dot and their missing stories
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Are there a cuter pair of friends in existance?
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http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Category:Dot-
It's dead Jim.
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>>28478464
>it did get pretty frustrating at times trying to figure out where to put themes and symbolism without looking like a faggot
So >>28373839 was right then
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>>28512774
I believe in Dot
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>>28512738
Right here
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10/10 would marry her nerdy face and listen to her energetically talk about the newest scientific ideals late at night
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>>28513223
>listening
>not participating in the discussion
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goodnight nst
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>>28513541
G'night, dearest anon.
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>"what are you looking at sunset?"
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>>28514311
I fucking love you, nohooves.
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>>28515635
thanks discoveryfam

Also, please check the front page of the wiki for a very special autism surprise.
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>>28515734
I am questioning the state of your mental healt but I also love it.
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>>28516194
Stupid shimmigrants stealing our jobs
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>>28516194
This pic reminded me of pic related.
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>>28513161
>friends
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>>28511648
>trusting a machine you've never seen operated by people you've never met
It's always time to save everything anon, but I don't think there's reason to panic. Even if pastebins start going out, every author has a copy of their green in some form or another, right?

In any case, making a backup of everything shouldn't take longer than a few minutes if anyone wants to try. Someone could even make a script and use it whenever someone updates.

>>28511722
Are there any greens under a BSD license or do I have to give back everything I do?
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>>28516677
Good news! All of my greens are under MIT License and you may share and modify as such. :^)
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>>28517007
I will modify it
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Ok, I'm done and hopefully this will last. Please do your magic JC-sempai.

Bullylight: http://pastebin.com/wVusipnJ
Sugarlight: http://pastebin.com/jKaKiZGd

Also, I'm really sorry for taking so long to write lately (lately as in, this whole year). Looking through the archives I see I must have been amazingly fast to write almost thirty posts between Twi Twi and Bullylight in the same thread, whereas now I barely have one short thing to show after a month or so. It's even worse considering I remember writing about 3/4 of everything back then in a phone.

So, expect Sugarlight during the next few days, unless I change my mind on what I have so far and start again.
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Dusk Shine is the name of R63 Twilight, right?
Need it for some green I am planning out, has to do with pic related.
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>>28517633
>expect Sugarlight during the next few days
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>>28517633
Gotchu dotfam-
>Sugarlight
YASSSSSS
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>>28517689
It is
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Howdy folks! I've got a pretty intense dumpdate in the works for Big Brother Shining Armor. It may be ready late tonight, but if not then definitely tomorrow.

>>28517689
>has to do with pic related

You definitely have my attention Anon
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>>28517892
that pic gets me every time
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>>28518143
>You definitely have my attention Anon
Don't count on it being good though, it's going to be my first green ever and I want to have like half of it written before I start to post it.
And it will be Space Punisher more than anything.
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>>28518278
Bbsa will love you
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>>28518143
aww yisssss
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>>28519333
>Hair not flared up
Yes good.
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>>28519411
that face on the right hurts to look at
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>>28519485
The right of your face hurts to look at.
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>>28519738
I was saying it hurts because its so cute
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>>28519789
V smiles are always a weird but cute thing for me too anon.
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>>28514311
this is super autistic

i like it
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>>28514311
this is god tier
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I wanna see some more of the new writefags
kinklight, MidzekSparman, and wibbly wobbly seem cool
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>>28514311
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Find your Twilight anon
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>Twi will never force you to watch her favorite anime with her.
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>>28522210
>you will never get into it
>you will never binge the entire series with her
>you will never get caught up and then have weekly cuddle sessions while watching new episodes of the anime
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>>28512543
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>>28523025
Love this gif.
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Twilight is a big fat slutty nerd!
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>>28518143
Dropping pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ULSDx7G6

Get ready ya'll!
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>>28523143
She is and she is cute
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>>28523153
My body is ready
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>>28523153
“Twilley?”
>”Huh… y-yeah?”
>Your sister bobs her head over her half-empty dinner plate
>Her eyes flutter as she leans an elbow on the table, running a hand through her ponytail
“Go to bed.”
>”What? But it’s only 8!”
“You look like you’re about to face plant into your fried rice. Go to bed.”
>She sighs as she grabs her plate and carries it over to the kitchen counter
“I’ll take care of the dishes.”
>”You sure?”
“Yeah, you just get some rest OK?”
>This feels like it’s becoming a pretty common sight
>As energetic as your sister can be, even she crashes at some point
>After several days of constant research and experimentation, it seems she’s finally hit that breaking point
>You imagine your little Hyperspace Hyperwars outing, coupled with the shock from your talk about Cadence, had to have taken a lot out of her
“Oh yeah… hm.”
>Once more you realize that you’ll have to do something about Cadence
>As much as you care about her, you have far too much to worry about to get caught up in relationship issues
>”Good night!”
“Eh? Good night Twi.”
>Your sister walks out of the kitchen and heads upstairs
>After wrapping up the leftovers and washing all the dishes, you take a seat on the couch in your living room
>Trying to relax, you flip on the TV
>”— in critical condition as the death toll rises, continuing the bloody trend that was set last October when—“
>”Woof!”
>Jerking your gaze away from the screen, you catch Spike hopping onto the couch beside you
“Off!”
>You shove him back to the floor, where he happily wags his tail whilst staring up at you
>Rolling your eyes, you bend down and pat him on the head
>Reaching your other hand out for the house phone, you let your thoughts drift back to Cadence
“Now… how the Hell do I handle this? Got any ideas Spike?”
>”Woof!”
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>>28523189
>Leaning forward, you stare down at the phone
>Tearing your other hand away from Spike, you mute the TV and prepare for what must be done
“Maybe take her out to some place, tell her over coffee…. bah!”
>You toss the phone aside on the couch, your frustration slowly growing
“I should just get it over with. Fuck th—“
>The phone buzzes to life, cutting off your train of thought
>Your eyes widen when you look down at it and see that Cadence is calling
>Snatching the phone, you answer it immediately without a second thought
“Cadence?”
>”s-Shiney.”
>She speaks to you in a hushed tone
“What’s wrong?”
>”s-Someone’s watching.”
“What?”
>”Help.”
>You freeze up for a brief moment before rising to your feet
“What’s going on? Talk to me!”
>”i-I saw him out my window, h-he's staring up at me from the alleyway.”
“Who is?!”
>”I don’t know! i-I couldn’t see him that well. He was wearing a mask a-and his eyes were— they were glowing!”
>Your heart skips a beat
“It’s Bulk.”
>”Bulk?”
>With the phone pressed against your ear, you sprint out of the living room and head upstairs
“Stay inside I’m coming over right now!”
>”Don’t hang up! I don’t—“
“I’ll be there as soon as I can! Stay away from the window and wait for me!”
>Cadence falls silent for a moment
“Cadence!"
>”OK! o-OK, I’ll wait…. I love you.”
>You falter in your step as she utters those three little words
“I…. I’ll see you soon!”
>Hanging up on her, you drop the phone and bust into your room
>It takes less than a minute for you to don your kevlar, slip on some leather gloves, and shove your twin Desert Eagles into your jacket alongside your sawed off and your knife
>Rushing back into the hallway, you halt just outside of your sister’s room
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>>28523204
>Your heart is already pounding as you stare at her door
“Dammnit."
>You find yourself torn between telling Twilight what's happening or simply leaving
>If you told her, then you're certain she would try to come with
“…”
>You slowly creak her room open and peak inside
>Twilight is already sprawled under her covers
>You stare at her in silence, taking just a brief moment to watch her sleep
>The smile you've come to treasure so much is all too present on her face
>Taking a deep breathe, you exhale and look away
“Good night Twiley.”
>Shutting the door closed, you run off down the steps past Spike and head into the night
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>Snow is beginning to fall as you pull into Cadence’s neighborhood, an ill omen if there ever was one
>You take a shortcut, riding your chopper through a somewhat spacious alleyway before parking outside Cadence’s apartment
>The city streets are deserted, though you can just barely hear people moving about in the tenement buildings above
>There’s no sign of Bulk, but even without the Morning Star you get the feeling he’s here somewhere
>Your hand brushes up against one of the massive pistols in your jacket as you hop off the bike
“If I fire these things here…”
>You run up Cadence's porch and begin pounding at her door
>Twisting about with a hand firmly clenched on a pistol in your jacket, you scan the area and wait
>A few tense seconds pass before the door opens
“Cadence!”
>”Shiney!”
>She embraces you while you’re awkwardly holding onto your pistol
>You can see that her hair is a mess and by the way she’s dressed you imagine she was just about to fall asleep herself
“We need to go.”
>”Go? Go where?”
“My place. You’ll be safer there with me and Twi, come on!”
>Grabbing her hand, you drag her down the steps
>”When did you get a motorcycle?!”
>You offer her a helmet
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>>28523232
>No sooner than she’s sat down and donned her helmet, you gun it
>She lets out a small cry before latching onto you from behind
>”Why is this happening?! Why did Bulk come here?!”
>Gritting your teeth, you swerve back down the alley way in the hopes of getting out of her neighborhood as fast as possible
“He knew you were here! He was probably trying to lure me out by scaring you!”
>”What?! Then this was all a trap?!”
“Yes!”
>Snaking through the alleyway, your motorcycle skids over a patch of snow only for you to quickly regain control
>Cadence’s hands grip you tightly as she cries out
>”This is never going to end! This Demon, he’s going to keep coming after us until we're all--”
“Bulk isn’t after you! He only cares about—“
>Cadence gasps as you hit the brakes
“—Killing me.”
>A towering figure, seemingly wreathed in darkness, emerges from the shadows and blocks the end of the alley way
>His muscles swell with each breathe he takes while his eyes resonate with an eerie glow
>”i-Is it really him?”
“What’s left of him.”
>The snowfall intensifies as a brisk wind kicks a flurry up into the air
>Your eyes glare deeply into his glowing green orbs
>”w-What do we do?”
>Scowling back at Cadence, you grumble while killing the engine and knocking the kickstand down
“Go home.”
>Cadence hops off the bike, her eyes darting back and forth between you and Bulk
>"w-What are you going to do?”
>Raising your voice, you shout
“Bulk! You came here looking for me right?!”
>Your foe stares you down without uttering a single word
>Sneering at him, you spit at the snow before jumping from your bike and brandishing your pistols
“Well come and get me!”
>The mask glistens an otherworldly sheen as Bulk begins to stomp down the alley way
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>>28523232
>”When did you get a motorcycle?!”
"I stole it from some chick who keeps trying to kill me. Also I'm breaking up with you. Let's go."
>"WHAT?!"
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>>28523256
KEK
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>>28523255
>”WAIT!”
>Before you can fire off a single shot, and before Bulk can break off into a charge, Cadence steps in your line of fire
“Why are you still here?! RUN!”
>”NO! This— this is wrong!”
>Cadence tears the helmet from her head and chucks it down to the ground
>”Bulk please listen to me. This is Cadence, you remember me right?”
>He comes to a complete stop, seemingly tilting his head to stare directly at your girlfriend
>”I treated your wounds the night you got shot. Shining Armor told me all about how you and him were working together. He….”
>She gives you a quick glance over her shoulder before shouting
>”He made a mistake!”
>Your eyes widen as you mutter
“Excuse me?”
>She takes another step closer to Bulk
>”What Shining did to you and— and to Indigo was terrible, but he only did it because he was afraid for what Indigo would do to—“
“CADENCE STOP!”
>Your girlfriend recoils from you as your fangs sprout and your eyes glow a bloody red
“He knows. The Demon told him everything. Didn’t he!?”
>The monstrous figure tears his stare away from Cadence to glare back at you
“The Demon had to have told him everything Indigo did, but that doesn’t matter to you does it? No, I know it wouldn’t…”
>Your scowl deepens as you take a few steps closer, shoving yourself past Cadence
“… you would have done anything for Indigo, wouldn’t you?”
>Bulk’s fists begin to shake, his knuckles cracking so loudly that you can hear them from where you stand roughly twenty feet away
“I know EXACTLY how you feel, and I know there’s nothing anyone could say or do to make up for what I did to Indigo.”
>”Why does it have to be that way!?”
>Cadence’s shout doesn’t phase you at all, and you don’t bother to even look back at her as your hands grip your pistols tighter
>”j-Just tell him you’re sorry!”
“Sorry…?”
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>>28523298
“I DON’T REGRET A SINGLE THING I’VE DONE!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkvsD2wLq8
>Raising your guns, you open fire on Bulk as he stampedes down the alley
>Your bullets thunder toward him over Cadence’s screams, slamming into his body as his rage pushes him onward
>In the span of only a few seconds, your guns are emptied and Bulk is upon you
>An impact, not unlike the sensation of being hit by a truck, strikes you in the sternum
>Before you realize what is going on, you’re body is off its feet and you’re being showered in stone
>Gritting your teeth, you tumble across the ground, sputtering blood through your fangs
>Stumbling to your feet, pain overwhelms much of your senses yet you’re still able to see that you are now elsewhere
>A stone ceiling lies ten feet above, and various cars surround you
>Bulk Biceps gored you through no less than a solid foot of concrete wall into a parking garage
“GURK!”
>Your breath leaves you as a giant fist grips your throat
>Snarling through bated breath, you reach a hand into your coat as his grip tightens
>Tearing out your knife, you slash Bulk’s throat
>”ARGH!”
>A torrent of blood splatters you in the face as Bulk lifts you as high as he can
>Your body is throttled through the air and sent crashing down
>A howl of pain spills out of your mouth, though it is deafened by the blare of a car alarm
>Bulk stumbles away whilst holding his bleeding throat, during which time you realize he's chokeslammed you onto the hood of a sports car
>You try to roll away, only to find that you cannot
“COME ON!”
>Your fists shake as a loud *CRACK* resounds and pain shoots down your back
>With your spine realigned, you roll off of the car and onto the floor
>The knife drips blood as you rise back to your feet and find Bulk has righted himself
>Blood ceases to flow down his neck so freely as he raises his hands to his head and cracks his neck
"I'm going to slice that ugly mug of yours clean off!"
>"..."
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>>28523330
>Bulk’s hulking fists fly at you like a pair of wrecking balls
>Bobbing and weaving around him, you just barely avoid getting smacked aside
>After narrowly sidestepping a vicious uppercut, you rush him with the blade
>Bulk’s grunt resounds throughout the parking garage as you stab him in the chest
>Digging the knife deeper, you force him back several steps into a stone pillar
>His blood soaked body looms tall, his mask flashing as the Demon’s laughter rings in your ears
“Son of a—"
>Bulk's fist slams you in the face
>Flying into the side of a van, you try to shake off the hit while the vehicle's alarm blares into your ears
>Your vision returns just in time to see Bulk tearing the knife out of himself
"Shit!"
>He hurls the blade, which sails over your head and crashes through the van’s window
>Standing tall, you raise your fists as Bulk charges you
>His first punch smashes clean through the van’s door, bending through the metal with ease and sending debris flying
>While he disentangles himself from the vehicle, you hit Bulk with everything you’ve got
>His durable body weathers each of your punches before he finally takes another swing
>You block a single blow of his that sends your body reeling away from the van and into the back of a pickup truck
>Your eyes narrow as he cups his hands together and raises them above his head
>Vaulting away, you roll into the back of the truck as he cleaves into it with a Double Axe Handle
>Sliding your back against the passenger seats, you watch as Bulk tears through the vehicle in an attempt to grab you
>With your uninjured arm, you reach into your coat and tear out the sawed off
>Leveling it point-blank at Bulk’s head, you bellow
“Choke on this!”
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>>28523255
It looks like BBSA is beginning to use snow in the same way that Urchin used fire to indicate that something bad is about to happen.
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>>28523344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urug3n8jovM
>Bulk’s head ricochets as the shotgun explodes a solid steel slug into his face
>Deafened by the blast, you just barely hear an empty shell clatter to the ground as you rack the slide back
>A second bolt of steel strikes him down
>Heavy ringing pierces your ears while you rack the gun again
>Red mist blows into the air as you blast a third gaping hole in his motionless body
>Your heart threatens to burst from your chest while you rack the gun one last time
>The gun roars, emptying its final round into Bulk’s chest
“….”
>A few seconds pass by until you can hear yourself breath
>Then you hear a sizzling noise and realize that the barrel of your shotgun is burning red
“Where the fuck did Nightlight get this?”
>Tearing your attention away from the gun, you find that Bulk isn’t moving
“Dead?”
>You scowl
“I’m not falling for that!”
>You hop off the truck and drop the shotgun as you scan the battle-scarred garage
>Your eyes fall over the trashed van
>Breaking out into a sprint, you reach the van and tear it’s door open
>A quick search reveals that your knife isn’t in here, having crashed through one window only to break through the other when Bulk tossed it
>Running around the van, you scoop the bloody blade off of the ground and slide back into the open
>Blood pools around your foe as you growl
“That mask is coming off!"
>Your heart beats faster and faster with each step you take closer
>The beating of your own heart is still all you can—
“…”
>You freeze as a new sound is heard
>At first you think it is the car alarms, but then you realize what it truly is
> The sound of sirens
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>>28523380
>Your knife shakes as the sirens grow louder
>Jerking your head, you spot a police cruiser swerving around the corner
“Oh crap.”
>Two other squad cars follow close behind it, all three screeching to a halt as their search lights blind you
>”FREEZE!”
>You stagger back while shielding your face from the police officers
>”Drop your weapon!”
>A second commanding voice bellows as doors open and officers spill out of their vehicles
“No…”
>Suddenly the lights on the cars go out, and you make a fatal mistake
>Lowering your hands, you open your eyes and look upon them
>”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
“No! NO!!!”
>A chorus of gunfire envelops you
>The kevlar does all it can as the overwhelming barrage tears it apart, all whilst piercing into your arms, legs, and head
>Your knife falls out of your hand as pain and fear shatters your mind
>Then, over the cacophony of gunfire, you hear an all too familiar noise
>The racking of a shotgun
“ARRRRRGH!!!”
>The parking garage is gone
>You find yourself surrounded by wheat fields in the dead of night
>The gunfire continues on as you struggle to stay standing
>You twist and turn, forcing yourself to stay conscious through it all
>And then, you spot Her
>Indigo Zap grins as you are torn to shreds
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
-10 SAN points
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>>28523418
>”Get on the radio! We need back—“
>Your fist collides with the officer’s face, caving it in and snapping his neck
>A shotgun blast blows that same fist away in a shower of gore, yet your anger stifles the pain
>You reach out with your other hand and grasp the shotgun wielding officer by the throat, lifting her into the air
>Breaking off into a sprint, you slam her into a stone pillar
>Her bones shatter, as does the stone
>A force hits you in the back of the head, causing you to drop the policewoman
>You turn and face the officer blasting you in the head as he shoots out an eye of yours
>Grappling him by the arm, you tighten your grip and make him drop his pistol
>He cries out as you swing him through the air like a rag doll before splattering him against the ground
>Repeatedly, until the arm comes off
>A new barrage of gunfire crashes into your back, making you drop the severed arm and turn toward the officer behind you
>He gasps in shock as you growl
>"What the Hell are you?!"
>You’re about to pounce him, when one of the squad cars roars to life and races towards you
>Hopping into the air, you land on the hood of this car and slam your remaining fist through the windshield
>The two officers scream and shoot as you reach down and grab the steering wheel
>You swear you hear Indigo’s voice shout
“TAKE THE WHEEL!"
>With a yank, the wheel is torn off and promptly bashed into an officer’s face before you roll off the hood
>They lose control of the squad car, which crashes through a concrete barrier and flies off the ledge
>The thrash of metal against stone echoes as you stand up
>”OFFICERS DOWN!”
>Snarling, you sprint back the way you came
>The sole remaining officer is sprawled on the ground beside his police car, screaming into a radio mic
>”Send everything we’ve got! It’s a monster! A mon—AAAAAA!”
>The taste of blood sends shivers down your spine as you sink your fangs into his throat
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>>28523446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyqVovQemQ
>You tear yourself away from the lone officer as bloods drips down your chin
>Your chest heaves up and down as you stare at his motionless body
“… Unit 55 please respond. Unit 55 we are mobilizing a SWAT team to—“
>The chatter over the radio fades from your mind as you stare down at the dead officer lying at your feet
“What have I done?”
>As the adrenaline dies down, you feel weakness grip your knees
>You stare at the blood splattered over your body through your one remaining eye
>Then you see your hand, or lack there-of
“AAAAAAAAAH!”
>You double over as searing pain shoots through your bloodied stump
>Then, just as it feels like you are on the verge of puking, your eyes wrench open and you spot a grisly sight
>Dim red light emanates from your wounds as flesh and bone begins to reknit itself
>Rising to your feet, you stumble away from the officer you just killed while your body slowly heals itself
>You try to look away, but it’s impossible to not see carnage wherever your eye scans
>Shielding your eyes, you stagger away from the massacre while heading towards—
“BULK!”
>You look down at the giant puddle of blood where your foe had lied
>He is long gone
“NO!!!
>Falling down to your knees, you slam your skeletal fist against the bloody floor
“How could he have— how could I have— ARRRRRRGH!”
>Gritting your teeth, you force yourself to get off the floor and move
>You know that the longer you stay here, the worse it will get
>So you run off out of the hole in the wall and back into the snow
>The motorcycle stands before you
>Grabbing the helmet Cadence had tossed aside, you cover your monstrous visage and ride off
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>>28523446
>>You swear you hear Indigo’s voice shout
>“TAKE THE WHEEL!"
I knew it. She resides within him.

>>28523458
Shining did some shit. Cadence isn't going to let him live this one down.
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>>28523458
>Just as every fiber of your being was focused on the fight, now all you can think about is flight
>You’re so focused on escape that it barely registers when you finally make it home
>Parking your motorcycle in your garage, you stumble off inside your house
>You’re still wearing the helmet, even though your eyes cease to glow and your fangs no longer protrude
>Walking up to your kitchen sink, you turn on the faucet
>Tearing the helmet off and dropping it to the ground, you begin to splash some water against your face
>It does little to shock you out of your stupor, but it does manage to wipe a bit of the blood away
>Gritting your teeth you mutter
“I had him. I fucking had him and I let him go. And now….”
>The faces of each of those officers are still fresh in your mind
“God Dammnit.”
>Shutting off the water, you tear open the fridge and reach for a drink
>Grabbing a bottle of beer, you twist the cap off and immediately chug the whole thing in a matter of seconds
>Snatching another bottle, you walk out of the kitchen and collapse onto the couch
>Suddenly, a sad whimper draws your attention to the floor
>Your dog stares up at you, tilting his ears back
“Hey Spike…”
>You reach out and scratch the top of his head
“You watch Twilight while I was out?”
>”Shiney? Are you home?”
>Turning your gaze up, you see your sister’s lithe figure walk into the living room and reach for the lightswitch
“Don’t—“
>She turns the living room light on and gasps
>”Holy shit! What happened to you!?”
“I… I’m alright, I just…”
>You struggle to speak as Twilight stares at your ravaged body in horror
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>>28512624
have we gotten a closure on this one?
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>>28523491
>”You went out and fought Bulk didn’t you?”
“…”
>”Why didn’t you tell me? Why didn’t you take me with you!?”
“y-You were asleep.”
>Her brow furrows as she shouts
>”YOU COULD’VE WOKEN ME UP!”
>She stomps her foot as tears begin to well in her eyes
>”I got up and you were gone, and you still don’t have a cell phone so I couldn’t call you and Cadence wasn’t answering my calls and none of my friends knew where you were and—“
“Twiley! It’s OK! Everything is OK!”
>You shakily rise to your feet and extend your arms out
“Look at me, I’m fine!"
>She sniffles as tears drip down her face
>”d-Did you get him?”
>With a heavy sigh, you drop your arms to your sides and shake your head
>”a-And he did all of this to you?”
>You continue to shake your head
“The police showed up before I could finish him off."
>”The police!?”
>Your sister takes a step closer to you, her eyes widening as she asks
>”d-Did they—d-Did they see you…?”
>Staring somberly into her violet eyes, you mutter
“There aren’t any witnesses…”
>”What did you say?”
>You stare her directly in the eyes and utter
“I killed them.”
>Her jaw drops while your words bounce around inside your head
“I killed them!”
>You grasp the sides of your head as Twilight’s raises a hand to her mouth
“I KILLED THEM!”
>Your sister steps closer and grabs you just before you collapse to the floor
“I fucked up. I lost control and now— now I’m no better than—"
>”No! y-You’re not a demon! You’re my brother…."
>Exhaustion creeps in, with the very last words you hear her say before you black out in her arms being
>”… and I’ll make them pay for what they did to you.”
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>>28523522
That's all for now! Shining can't win them all, but he lives to fight another day....

I hope you guys had fun with this one, the story's still far from over! Until next time
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This is a random new sci-fi green, currently titled "Dimensional Delivery Service."

Think if Futurama were set in the multiverse, and featured everyone's favorite purple and blue autists.

>When you wake up, you’re floating
>Now, to a normal person, living under normal circumstances, that’d probably freak you the fuck out, right?
>But, after a while living in cramped, deep-space orbit with Trixie, you kind of just get used to it
>It’s sort of like having a roommate who likes fidgeting with the thermostat too much, except instead of the chills, you get terrible vertigo
>Yawning, you raise your arms above your head to stretch, trying to get a sense of up and down in the dark cockpit of the Friendship Express
>As you attempt to crawl out of the hammock you keep stretched above the glowing controls, you notice a warm body curled up against you
>Again, probably something that would horrify a normal person, but you’re no normal person
>You’re a Twilight, after all
>With a hardy kick, you knock Moondancer out of your hammock, sending the curled ball of sweater and scrawny NEET floating across the room
>She ricochets off the cockpit door with a muffled thump
>”H-hey!”
“Go get dressed, Moon. And for No-God-in-Particular’s* sake, take a shower. You smell like proton exhaust. And week-old space-ramen. And shame. Mostly shame.”
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>>28523640

[*Currently the official deity of the HST. Originally, most Twilights were proud, fedora-tripping (literally, in more than a few cases) atheists. However, tensions between them and the Shimmianity Church eventually began to boil over into threats of a Space Crusade. As such, in the hastily-planned Council of Sunlight, the two sides reconciled by allowing the Twilights to accept the half-hearted, mostly-agnostic worship of No-God-in-Particular, a religion with no real rules, definitions, or even churches. The Shimmers weren’t particularly happy with the result, but it at least kept them from donning their Templar Power Armor.]

>”S-s-shut up, Twi.”
>Moondancer unfolds from her sweater cocoon like a particularly fuzzy turtle exiting its shell
>The glow of the control panels reflects off her glasses, giving her an insectoid, grouchy appearance
>Which is honestly not that different from her normal appearance, really
>She drags herself onto the floor, sulking as she waits for you to turn on the lights
>”It’s n-not like I wanted to sleep with you, baka*. I j-j-just got cold, because stupid S-Starlight keeps trying to t-turn this place into a freezer. You’re lucky I h-haven’t blown you up yet…”

[*A word in some Moon-ish dialect, widely used across MUPPET-controlled dimensional territory, which vaguely translates to either “idiot,” “person I don’t like,” or “object of my sexual desire,” depending on the context. Usually tends towards the latter.]

>She mumbles something that vaguely sounds like “birthday party,” then goes back to sleep
>Honestly, you’re not even particularly certain why you still keep her around
>You float over her head, yawning, and open the cockpit door
>Immediately outside the cockpit, you drift into the bridge, where you discover that your earlier suspicions were correct
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>>28523649
>As always, Trixie was responsible for switching off the art-grav, so she can practice with her Space-Katana*

[*Like a regular katana, except the blade is driven with ultra-high frequency phonons, allowing it to cut through virtually anything. Only artifact-tier Controlled Photon Burst weapons are more dangerous in close quarters. And if a Trixie ever got her grape-juice stained hands on one of those, you could probably kiss the multiverse goodbye.]

>Trixie stands in the corner of the bridge, her hair hanging in her eyes, the weapon slung over her shoulder
>”Good morning, Twilight…”
“Morning, Trix. You mind keeping it down? I think Starlight is still trying to sleep.”
>”Hmph. While you were sleeping, Trixie studied the blade…”
“Sounds good. I’m gonna make breakfast, you want anything?”
>You drift on past her, towards the small hatch at the back of the bridge
>’Kitchen’ is painted across it in bold, chipped black letters
>Trixie does a flip through zero-g, swinging her sword in a bright, buzzing arc
>”While you were eating breakfast, Trixie mastered the blade…”
“Alright. I think we’ve got Space Poptarts, if you want—“
>”While you feasted on Poptarts, Trixie honed the blade…”
>Trixie pirouettes back down to the floor, her blade flowing through the air around her like swirling, vicious light
>”…but Trixie would like a Poptart. The s’mores flavor, if there’s any left!”
“Gotcha.”
>You snap finger-guns at Trixie, moonwalking* backwards through the hatch

[*Turns out, moonwalking is way, way easier in zero-g. Who’d have thought?]

>At last, you’re alone, in the quiet kitchen
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>>28523660
>Just you, some breakfast, maybe a little time to check to see if Totally Normal Twilight* updated

[*A webcomic about a Twilight who goes to school and does regular things. It’s quite possibly the most boring thing ever, and yet the entire HST raves over it. Smart as Twilights are, they’ve always been a conceited bunch. Rumor has it that the Twilight who started it, her dimension tag something along the lines of Boring-LYT, is filthy stinking rich now. Must be why she keeps taking months-long hiatuses…]

>You start to root through the pantry, already feeling that pleasant, languid feeling that always comes with a relaxed morning
>Finally, some time to yourself
>Just get to sit back, eat, and—
>”Good morning, Twilight.”
“Gah! Starlight!”
>You whirl around, clutching your chest
>How does she always do that?
>Starlight is floating upside-down next to the upturned metal crate that serves as the ship’s kitchen table
>Thankfully, she’s clothed
>Or, at least, mostly clothed
>She’s wearing only an oversized t-shirt emblazoned with a stylized image of Starlotsky’s* face, and a pair of panties speckled with little equals signs

[*A Starlight who attempted a Communist takeover of her home dimension. She failed, and nearly turned her entire Local Reality Cluster into a void. Despite this, all the other Starlights worship her, and she’s become something of an icon amongst them.]

>The shirt balloons up around her body in zero-g, practically inviting you to check out her gentle, perfectly-toned purple curves
>Which you might be inclined to do, if you weren’t already used to seeing them and more at the most unexpected of times
>Sometimes, you think you’ve seen Starlight’s naked body more than your own reflection
>”You seem troubled, Twilight. Will you not talk with me?”
“I will-n’t. Where’s the last Poptart?”
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>>28523674
>”I did not see fit that it go to any one member of our crew. So I divided it into four equal pieces, and took one for myself. There remain three pieces, one for you, Moondancer, and Trixie.”
“Oh. Thanks. I guess.”
>You take your tiny chunk of Poptart, feeling slightly less optimistic about today
>Starlight sips her Space Coffee from an official Arch-Admiral Shimmer Fan Club* mug

[*Yes, it’s a thing. And you’re far from being its only member.]

>Wait a minute…
“Hey! Give me that!”
>You launch yourself at Starlight, trying to grab the mug back
>Effortlessly, she pokes the table with one finger, knocking her up towards the ceiling
>You sail underneath her, crashing into the wall
>A painful bump rises on your forehead, but you ignore it
“That’s mine! You can’t drink out of my Sunset mug! It’s special!”
>Starlight calmly sips her coffee upside-down, the ridiculous passivity of her gesture enough to infuriate you even further
>”You need to relinquish these concepts of ‘yours,’ Twilight. This mug brings me joy. Is my joy not enough for you?”
“Don’t give me that Che Glim-vara shit! You know that’s my favorite mug!”
>”I do. Drinking from your favorite mug strengthens the bond of friendship. Why, it’s like I’m kissing you, partaking of my morning coffee from a place your mouth has so often touched…”
>She takes a long sip, as if to prove her point
>You coil your legs and leap upwards, shooting towards her like a bullet
>Starlight pushes herself lazily to the left, once again avoiding you
>You hit the wall so hard you drop your Poptart chunk
>Trixie sticks her head into the kitchen, looking mildly annoyed
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>>28523698
>”Hey! Can you two keep it down!? Trixie is trying to master the Ancient Arts*!”

[*By which she means ‘imitate whatever moves she saw in her current favorite episode of Bleach.’]

>Trixie ducks out of view, and Moondancer saunters into the kitchen
>Starlight nods in her direction, floating upside-down across the ceiling until she ends up above Moondancer’s head
>”Good morning, Moondancer. I trust you slept with Twilight again?”
>She grumbles something about a sleepover birthday-party, rooting through the pantry
>”I feel there is still much tension between the two of you. You should learn to open yourselves properly. These barriers are truly a horrid hindrance on your friendship. You can start by removing that sweater. Allow Twilight to embrace you directly, to feel your—“
>Moondancer hisses at Starlight, and that shuts her up
>”I see my presence is no longer desired. I understand. I hope you two can come to forgive me for this intrusion.”
>You get some heavy passive-aggressive vibes from her, but that’s something you’ve come to expect from Starlights
>Starlight drifts out of the room, leaving you alone with Moondancer
>She pulled her sweater up over her head, staring out at you from beneath its wooly confines
>You hold out a chunk of Poptart, feeling vaguely like the main character of one of those “boy meets a magical animal” movies
>Moondancer creeps toward you, eyeing you warily
“I’m not gonna bite you.”
>She growls, then quickly steals the chunk of Poptart, shoving it into her mouth
>You roll your eyes, and vault over her head
>Which isn’t hard to do; Moondancer is barely over four feet tall even when she isn’t slouching

“Alright, everyone! Hey! We’re almost at our next drop-off!”
>You pace up and down the bridge under the newly-restored art-grav, fingers drumming on your crystal slate
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>>28523710
>It’s battered and stained with fingerprints from use, but you love the thing like a child loves its teddy bear
>Across its surface, images flash of flight trajectories, ETA’s, and new incoming orders from your boss
>The door to your left opens, piles of Instant Noodle cups and wads of tissue paper spilling onto the floor as Moondancer pokes her head out of her room
>”J-just tell me when we g-g-get there. I’m busy.”
>Given what ‘busy’ usually means for Moon, you’re *really* glad you can’t see the bottom half of her right now
>Trixie’s door opens next, on the opposite side of the bridge
>”Trixie is also busy! And by busy she means napping! Trixie’s intense study of the blade has worn her out considerably!”
“I mean it, you two! This is a big delivery, and I want to make sure things go well! Otherwise, Boss will—“
>You’re interrupted by the “incoming call” light flashing on your crystal slate
>You hit answer, and it immediately projects a holo-screen into the air, wide enough to capture the stern glare that Ms. Harshwhinny is currently giving you
>”Twilight 27-B! I request a progress report on your delivery to the RariJack Refugee Camps*!”

[*Due to a new Multiversal Current, thousands of Rarities and Applejacks across the multiverse have begun confessing their love to one another. And thanks to the near-limitless amount of abusive parents, anti-lesbian crusaders, Moondancer interference, and other complications that seem to arise around lesbian couples, many have found themselves in need of a safe home.]

“Uh… we’re almost there, ma’am!”
>”Almost there? I was under the impression you were to arrive ten minutes ago! Why would that be, do you think?”
“There were some, eh… complications.”
>In other words, Trixie hogged the bathroom for nearly an hour while she played with her action figures in the tub, so you weren’t able to make it to the ship’s controls
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>>28523724
>”Complications? How unorthodox!”
“Huh?”
>”I mean unprofessional! How unprofessional!”
“Right. Sorry, ma’am.”
>”Excuses will not cut it! Especially ones as unprecedented—“
“Unprofessional?”
>”Yes, that! Especially not ones so unprofessional! Creating a harmonious home for these new RariJack Refugees is top priority! The CDC has a reputation to maintain of being dyke-friendly, and they’ll have all of our heads if we don’t deliver on time! I intend to keep my professional noggin squarely on my professional shoulders!”
>She wrinkles her nose, as if suppressing a sneeze
>”Do I make myself clear?”
“As always, ma’am.”
>”Excellent! Do not disappoint me, Twilight 27-B! And undetermined—“
“Unprofessional?”
>”…unprofessional actions will be punished most seductively! I mean most severely!”
>She salutes, despite the fact that none of you have anything to do with the military
>”Good day!”
“See ya.”
>You close the call and slump against the wall of the bridge
>Trixie slinks out of her room, munching on some of the seemingly-endless snacks she seems to keep in her room
>”Wait, why are we here again? Trixie is confused.”
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>>28523728

***

>The Friendship Express’ MAGI field dissipates as you re-enter real space, its purple glow folding backwards into the ship
>You feel the slightest buzzing sensation in the back of your head, and you find yourself hoping once again that this thing isn’t giving you some advanced form of space cancer
>Trixie, of course, just giggles at the sensation
>Next to you, Starlight stares out the viewport as you sail through space
>The Rarijack Refugee Camp is miniscule by reality standards; it’s barely a few tens of thousands of kilometers wide, just large enough to hold a single star and a few idyllic craft-planets* lazily loping around through its Goldilocks zone

[*Basically just giant asteroids terraformed into livable worlds. Depending on the amount of work put into them, they can be pretty gorgeous places to live, especially if they’re eco-controlled. Some of the expensive resort ones can be shaped into planet-sized tropical beaches, skiing ranges with slopes the size of Mt. Everest, or laser-tag arenas filling entire cities. These, of course, are nowhere near that nice, but you’d assume they’re perfectly comfortable, inhabitable worlds. Just a bit small.]

>Starlight gives an approving nod
>”It’s very peaceful here. The planets are all of similar size and resource distribution, and it would appear no single couple has stepped up to claim leadership.”
>She smiles
>”I like it.”
>Moondancer grumbles
>”Stupid RariJacks. I b-bet there aren’t even any Moondancers h-here. The b-best ships all h-have a Moondancer.”
>Moondancer slinks up to you, bumping your arm
>”R-right, Twilight? Who e-else do you think w-works in good ships*? Especially w-with Moondancers?”
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>>28523758

[*A word in the Starlight dialect of Dimensionsprak. For some reason, they’re autistic enough to feel the need to categorize their fellow characters into romantic couples they call “ships,” and supposedly have a master ranking of each ship some place in the USSR. Seems to violate the whole equality thing, but then again, Starlights have always been shockingly good at cognitive dissonance.]

“I dunno.”
>”You s-sure? You don’t have any idea?”
“Not really. I don’t ship myself very much.”
“W-well, it’s not like I cared w-what you think anyway. B-baka.”
>She pulls her sweater over her head, ducking into the space beneath the control panel
>Starlight lays a gentle hand on your shoulder
>”I believe you work equally well in all ships, Twilight.”
“Thanks, Star.”
>”There is no need to thank me. I am simply expressing a deeply held belief. You must believe in the romantic value of yourself towards all others. Only then can you—“
>Trixie slings her sheathed katana over her shoulder
>”Heh, romance. While you were engaging in meaningless flings, Trixie studied the blade…”
>Starlight shoots an annoyed glance at Trixie
>”You speak a surprising amount of ill of romance, for someone whose room is filled with Digital Novels depicting young highschool boys engaging in the very same thing you claim to hate.”
>”Those are art! Trixie understands that a true warrior must also appreciate art!”
>Starlight smirks, and for a moment, Trixie looks like she’s about to unsheathe her katana
>You quickly step between the two, tapping on your slate
“Alright, you two! We’re almost there, alright? So be on your best behavior; we’re representing the entire Dimensional Delivery Service, and if we screw up—“
>”We are perfectly aware of the consequences, Twilight.”
>”Yeah! Trixie never screws up! Trixie is a poised, controlled warrior, always aware of her surroundings!”
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>>28523771
>Moondancer sticks her head out from beneath the controls just long enough to hiss at you, showing you exactly what she thinks of your concerns

>You roll your eyes, and focus on guiding the craft down towards the hub world of the Refugee dimension
>It’s a surprisingly earth-like ball of rock: lush forests, idyllic lakes, tiny mountain ranges just perfect for a scenic getaway
>Man if this is the reward of persecution, then you need to plop yourself in the most anti-lesbian dimension you can find; you’d be set for life!
>Guidance thrusters flare up along the Friendship Express’ wings, heatsink coils blasting the resulting discharge out into space in a storm of glittery molten particles
>Nimbly, your fingers dart across the controls, keeping the stabilizers in that perfect sweet-spot between too much and too little thrust
>As always, when you really get into piloting, the other girls quiet down
>Even Moondancer sticks her head out from under the control panel in order to watch
>It feels good to command a bit of respect from them, at least for a minute
>As you dip down towards the planet, a squadron of Hatredeath* fighters forms up around you, their serrated, bladed wings glinting in the light of an unfamiliar sun

[*The mainstay fighters of the CDC, for those unfamiliar. Designed and named by — who else? — a bunch of Rainbow Dashes.]

>The fighters guide you down towards the planet, where you see a narrow steel landing strip nestled between the curves of a flower-speckled meadow
>Guidance beams lock onto the wings of the Friendship Express, forming red rails on which to ride safely down to the surface
>Trusting the ship’s AI to finish the landing process, you turn away from the controls and head back towards the bridge
>The other three girls fall in line behind you, each of them trying to act disinterested in her own way
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>>28523782
>At the rear of the bridge, next to the hatch that leads to the kitchen, there’s a narrow elevator leading down to cargo hold
>You step in first, and Trixie, Starlight, and Moondancer pile in after you
>The space is hardly big enough for two people, let alone four, and you find yourself awkwardly crammed between Trixie and Starlight
>”Trixie thinks her claustrophobia is acting up!”
>She starts to shake violently, shoving you against Starlight
>Your face ends up right between her breasts, and Trixie’s shoulder pins your head in place
>”It is okay, Twilight. I accept this physical proximity as a sign of our bond of friendship.”
>You try to tell her to fuck off, but your words end up being swallowed by her tits
>Moondancer worms her way towards the two of you, bumping you with her head
>”O-oh no, Twilight, I t-think I’m g-g-g-gonna fall… look out…”
>She just sticks her face against your chest, inhaling deeply
>You don’t have quite the amount of cushion there that Starlight does, so you can still hear Moondancer panting
>Finally, the elevator door opens, and the three of you stumble out of this clusterfuck and into the cargo hold
>It’s surprisingly small, for a ship that’s expected to make deliveries across infinite realities, just a hallway a few dozen meters long and about four or five wide, enough space to hold a couple hundred Material Atomic Delocalization (MAD) crates*
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>>28523797

[*The only device that makes delivery across dimensions remotely logical. By surrounding matter in a 4D MAGI field, it’s able to revert it back to a particle-less radiation phase, and then store said energy in a pocket dimension of very specific vibrational systems. When the objects inside are needed again, the process is merely reversed, and whatever you stored inside is returned to its original state, albeit slightly colder than before. Through these crates, it’s not uncommon to store enough food to supply an entire planet, or enough parts to build an entire Lulamoon-class Barge, all in a box barely big enough to hold a basketball.]

>You start flicking through charts on your slate, trying to figure out which crates are due to the Refugees
>The other three, of course, are no help
>Trixie immediately starts grabbing random crates and shaking them, like a child trying to figure out what’s inside their christmas presents
>”Twilight, Twilight! What’s in this one!?”
“I don’t know, Trixie.”
>”Is it something cool? If it’s not then Trixie doesn’t care!”
“It’s not something cool, Trixie.”
>”Okay! What about this one!?”
“There’s nothing cool in any of these, Trixie.”
>”Are you sure? Trixie remembers they were shipping new Tiny Trix-pattern starfighters in one of these! Which one?”
“I don’t know. And even if you open it, you won’t be able to see the fighters.”
>Trixie sits on top of a stack of crates, sulking
>”Well, Trixie thinks that’s dumb…”
“Yep. It’s a tragedy.”
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>>28523811
>Trixie flops onto the floor
>”Trixie is bored! When are we gonna see the planet?”
>Starlight sits on a crate next to her, patting her lap
>Trixie clambers up into it, sitting with Starlight while the older girl pets her hair
>”We’ll see the planet very soon, Trixie.”
>”Do you promise?”
>”I promise, Trixie. You just have to be patient. There’ll be plenty of adventure, if you just wait.”
>”Trixie hates waiting. Hmph.”
>You leave the two of them to… whatever the hell they’re doing… and go fetch the crates marked as being for the Refugees
>There’s only two, surprisingly
>One is marked “dresses,” and the other “apples”
>Well, at least the DDS knows their customers…

>An exit ramp opens at the back of the cargo hold, and light from the unfamiliar sun spills into the ship
>After so much time in the controlled, artificial environment aboard the Friendship Express, actual fresh air makes your legs weak
>For a moment, the four of you can just stand there, taking in the beauty of this planet
>And then Trixie sprints out of the ship, swinging her sheathed sword
>”Ha! Fools! You’ve left yourselves defenseless! Trixie Lulamoon hereby claims this planet in the name of the Great Empire of Powerful Trix—“
>”Darling, what on earth are you doing?”
>Trixie turns, pointing her katana at the newcomers
>”Trixie has come to challenge your strongest warriors for the right to rule this planet!”
“No she hasn’t.”
>You step down off of the ramp, the planet’s solid ground incredibly satisfying beneath your feet
>Across from Trixie, there’s a trio of Rarities, all of them dressed in the utilitarian, but incredibly chic, robes of Refugee Diplomats
>All of their hair is styled completely differently, too, which you guess is their own attempt to outshine and be unique amongst their own dimensional duplicates
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I need to get to work. I'll post the rest of the update in a few hours. Hope you all are enjoying so far!
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Against my better judgement, I made a pastebin separate from my personal records and documents of the smut from last thread.

http://pastebin.com/vj0mHKWV

Also >>28520964 while I appreciate your desire to read more work, writing has slowed on my end for a variety of reasons, but I'm hoping to have something soon. Perhaps tonight.

Or failing that just writing up random one-shots if I get a good idea. I get a lot of autistic ones while thinking of how to word Cyberlight posts in a way that flows correctly, but I've got one I'm thinking of... pursuing... and also a lot less multiverse-hopping or gung-ho warhammer. Pic somewhat related. It's not more smut, zip your dicks back up.

Good work btw, Jeff, BBSA.
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>>28523988
>. It's not more smut, zip your dicks back up.
Aww
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>>28524034
Now is not the time for fapping, anon, that comes later.

>>28523988
So as I was saying.

>You are (to no surprise, least of all your own) Sunset Shimmer.
>And you can't sleep.
>You know you shouldn't be doing things like this; pulling all-nighters trying to do magical research, even on a Friday night, but...
>After the Everfree trip, and with it the discovery of another magical source within a world that wasn't supposed to even have magic to begin with, your curiosity had gotten the better of you.
>You look over the small geode necklace again, then set it onto the coffee table, laying back with a huff.
>"Rough night kiddo?"
"Go away Sundown. Twilight's already asleep."
>Your (literal) inner demon from the fall formal heaves a sigh, and you swear you can feel a bit of hurt from the she-demon.
>"Y'know just because I got stuck with a majority of your lusts and desires for dominance doesn't mean I'm a fucking nympho, Shim... C'mon; what's eating you?"
>"Indeed. you are fully able to seek our advice without judgement."
>Now it's your turn to heave a sigh.
"Damnit Daydream, not you too."
>The Friendship Games shoulder angel that now also took residence in your mind continues, undeterred.
"While your goal for the desire to prevent further harm to this world or those in it is admirable, working yourself to exhaustion is counterproductive. Perhaps some warm tea might help?"
>You rub your forehead, feeling a slight headache coming on.
>The fact that you had both of your alternate forms rolling around in your head was, while the norm for you since the end of the Fall Formal, far from standard in any of the magical fields you studied back in Equestria.
>But as you had come to realize time and again, trying to apply any of the Equestrian laws and theories on magic to the human world was guesswork at best and outright the opposite at worst.
>At least it was limited to only fully-enhanced forms.
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>>28525881

>If your newest one brought on by the magical geodes from Camp Everfree turned into a third entity in your head, you would practically be screaming through the portal back to Equestria and begging at Celestia's hooves to rip the three of them out.
>At least Sundown, the nickname your former she-demon counterpart had chosen, had calmed down and taken a less 'C'mon, Sunset, just a little bit of world conquering?' approach to things, after a while.
>Took kicking Siren ass to do it, but you suppose getting to be the hero and facing an even greater threat than your stupid attempt to take over Equestria with an army of brainwashed teenagers gave her a bit of a reality check.
>You lean your head back further against the couch, trying to relax, and open your eyes again to reveal the two entities hovering over you in a warm color gradient void.
>Sundown was puffing away at a cigarette, the former she-demon in a set of magenta pajamas matching your own.
>"Y'know, Sunny, normally I'd tell Dream to stuff it, but maybe she's got a point, for once."
The angelic doppleganger didn't bother rising for the bait, instead giving her counterpart a deadpan stare.
>"I have a preferred and usually correct course of action in most instances I choose to offer my advice."
>"Yeah, yeah... Point being, maybe you just need to shelve it and call it a night for now. No major magical mishaps manifesting across the city, no messages from Princess Twilight... Hell, even Midnight's been pretty chill since Twilight stood up to her back at Everfree."
>You raise an eyebrow at that.
"What do you mean? I assumed she was just... Iunno, gone after Twilight managed to Pony Up."
>Sundown gives you a pointed stare, then gestures at herself and Daydream.
>"Really, Shim? You've got us rolling around in your head and you just assume Midnight's left Twilight because she said the raven-winged knock-off of me couldn't control her?"
"Sort of?"
>"...I admit, Sundown does have a plausible theory."
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>>28525893

>"See? Even Dream agrees with me."
>You roll your eyes, crossing your arms.
"Okay, so say she is. Can you sense her or something?"
>"Sunny, I can practically smell magic a mile away because of that Element you jammed on your head. Just like everyone back home has an aura and a magical signature, everyone's got a scent for the stuff."
>She takes a drag on her cigarette, and it occurs to you that if she actually had to worry about the effects instead of just being a sorta-representation stuck with your old habits, that her smoking would actually be counter-productive to your failed attempts to sleep.
>"And Midnight? I couldn't smell anything on the little nerd before the Friendship Games, but after? She's soaked in the stuff. Ponying up and getting that necklace sorta masked it, but it's still there, just a bit harder to detect. Like..."
>She thinks a minute, playing with a loose strand of hair.
>"Okay, teaching time. Y'know how your own body has sort of a natural scent you acclimate to because it's just there all the time?"
>You nod, letting her go on.
>"Not the case with this. It's not just a scent thing; I can see auras and trails from the aftereffects as magic hangs around. Most of it dissipates after a bit, but I always end up smelling sulfur and honey all the time because Dream and I are rolling around in your head. I got used to it after a while, same when Dream and I stopped arguing as much and I could focus, but I can still smell it coming off of us."
"So, what, like the magic equivalent of synesthesia?"
>"Sorta? Maybe? It's hard to tell. It might just be because technically both of us are created from magic and thus it's like an energy source for us. Like Twilight's old magic capture device, except always visible..."
>The she-demon takes a puff, blowing the smoke away from the both of you.
>"Point is, Midnight smells like old parchment, and while Twilight's got this sorta lavender scent coming off of her now, I can still smell Midnight."
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>>28525929

"So she's still there after all?"
>"Far as I can tell. I can't sense anything beyond, y'know, she's there. Whether she's still talking to Twilight, or just hanging out plotting after Twilight told her to shove it, I couldn't tell ya."
>You heave a sigh.
"Right... thanks. Dream, you got anything you want to add?"
>"I feel as if Sundown has properly covered the nature of the subject at hand."
>"...Thanks Dream. I appreciate it."
>"I was merely stating that you were improving in the act of orating."
>"Right... Hey, Shim, since you're already kinda awake, is now a good time to mention I can smell Twilight moving?"
>Your stomach drops a bit.
"Where?"
>Sundown pauses, the half-smoked cigarette vanishing, before she crosses her arms, closes her eyes, and takes a deep whiff.
>"...Crap, she's moving faster than I thought. Out the window, moving pretty fast towards the inner city. Must be flying to be going that fast..."
>You snap your eyes open, the mindscape forgotten as you grab the geode necklace and practically jump into your boots.
>A few moments later, you grab your motorcycle keys, and go charging out the door of the small house you and Twilight had taken to sharing when she transferred to CHS, still in your pajamas.
>You kick the stand of the black motorcycle up as you hop on, jamming the key in and pressing your legs over the magenta flame decals you'd had painted over the body.
>Heedless of the fact that it was well past midnight, you go hurling down the streets at full throttle, surging a good ten miles over the speed limit and trying to remember the fastest route to the city proper.
"Guys, can you still sense her?"
>"Barely, but you're catching up. Get on the highway; we'll be able to catch up without the cops busting us."
>You charge down a highway ramp and gun the engine, pushing up to the limit with all haste.
>Eventually, you hit the exit you're looking for and drive through Canterlot proper, still lit up and with moderate traffic."
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>>28525958

"What would she be doing heading here? If Midnight's still around, wouldn't she head straight for the portal?"
>"Got me, kiddo. She's slowing down though, so I should be able to guide ya from here..."
>You nod, even if the action is rather pointless, and start riding down the streets, the cold chill of winter muffled by the growling engine between your legs.
>Surprisingly, Sundown doesn't even crack a joke at being atop the sturdy powerful machine, probably concentrating on the task at hand.
>"Hang a right at this next light."
>You follow her instructions, and as you coast down the next street, you're just barely able to see the raven-winged form of Midnight Sparkle gliding down from the skyline, drifting almost lazily down onto a massive crystalline-trimmed building.
>From what you can guess, this must be Crystal Prep Academy.
>You quickly park and walk to the front of the massive gate cordoning off the school grounds from the rest of the city, somewhat glad that winter break meant doing what you were about to would be significantly easier.
>Getting a running head start, you charge up the wall and throw your hands up at the last second, managing to grip the top of the wall and pull yourself over.
>You then lower yourself down on the opposite side until only your fingers gripped the edge again, let go, and land in a crouch, before jogging for the doorway.
>Either due to incompetence or figuring the gate was enough security, the front door as unlocked, letting you make your way into the academy proper.
>It was cold inside as well, no surprise, and without a jacket or the heat from your motorcycle you quickly feel the chill soaking into your bones.
>Best to find Midnight, resolve this, and get back home before you caught a cold.
>You search around quickly, eventually making your way up to the second floor.
>Finding your way to the roof proves much trickier, but eventually you find it, halfway across the entire building.
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>>28525968

>As you climb the stairs, a knot of worry begins to form in your gut.
>Why had Midnight come here?
>More importantly; what did she want?
>"Hey, Sunny, chill. You and Dream managed to snap Twilight out of it and calm her down before."
>The she-demon's words help, just a bit, but you still hesitate at the door to the roof.
>You steal yourself, taking a deep breath, and slowly open the door, trying not to make a sound.
>Outside, the cold air hits you full force, causing you to clamp your jaw shut to keep your teeth from chattering.
>Then you see her, back to you and wings folded close to her body, like a cloak, with her legs danging over the edge of the roof.
>Her hair is down, messy curls and tangles cascading down her back, and to your surprise you don't see the ghostly teal glow around her eyes.
"Twilight?"
>She turns, surprise obvious on her features, before recognition flashes in her eyes, and they twist up into a scowl.
"It's Midnight. The least you could do is address me by my name, Sunset."
>She practically spits venom when she says your voice, before turning away with a huff.
"Now go away. I don't intend to waste my time doing another Friendship Games song and dance with you..."
>You ignore her, walking closer, earning a minor glance back, but she doesn't do anything as you get close, eventually kneeling down beside her, putting your arms on the lip of the roof.
>Ideas on what to say, how to broach the subject carefully flit across your thoughts, but you have no idea, and Daydream remains silent, as does Sundown.
>So the both of you sit there, Midnight wrapped in her wings and you occasionally rubbing your hands together to ward off the cold.
>Finally, you decide to chance it.
"Is there anything that you want to talk about, then? I can just listen, if it will help..."
>Midnight glances over, then sighs, extending a wing and patting the spot next to her.
"...Fine. Just... don't give another 'I was like you' speech. I don't need it."
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>>28525978

>You nod, and with a bit of effort, haul yourself up and onto the lip of the roof, scooting next to Midnight until she wrapped one of her massive raven's wings around you.
>Instantly the cold all but ceases, leaving only your face and the bottom of your boots to feel the slight chill in the air.
>You almost comment on it, but resolve to let Midnight explain herself.
>It takes a bit, watching her chew her lip and think, but eventually she lets out a small sigh.
"Twilight had a nightmare last night."
>You blink, brow furrowing.
>Twilight hadn't mentioned anything about a nightmare this morning, nor had she woken you up at night either.
>Seeing your expression, Midnight glances down, looking over her feet.
"Not by me. I stopped after- the point is I stopped. I'd started thinking things over, and was stuck in her dreams when it happened."
>The darker counterpart to your girlfriend takes a breath, fiddling with her gloved hands the same way Twilight did when she was nervous.
"She was dreaming about what might have happened if you hadn't been able to stop Gloriosa. She was afraid of losing everyone... losing you, especially."
>She folds her hands in her lap, continuing.
>"I almost stepped in and capitalized on it. All I would've had to do was convince her that I could change everything if she gave me control again. I'd be at the portal and through to a world with all the magic I could ever hope to find before anyone would know what was happening..."
>She glances over at you, but you maintain a strong pokerface until she glances away again, refusing to hold your gaze for long.
>"I didn't, obviously. She's still pathetic, and I refuse to let her have any of the powers at my disposal, but she's still mine to mess with, not some stupid delusions of her own psyche..."
>She sighs.
>"So I just... stepped in and stopped it. Made her aware she was dreaming and gave her a shoulder to cry on. I think she was just as confused as I was."
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>>28525995

>The raven-winged doppleganger chuckles, but it's a dead, deflated kind of laugh.
"Big Bad Midnight Sparkle, terror of Crystal Prep and destroyer of worlds, come to scare away the nightmares and comfort her. Maybe I'm the pathetic one now."
>She sniffs, rubbing at her eyes.
>Slowly, you lean forward, wrapping her in an awkward sideways hug.
>At first she tries to pull away, but after a moment's pause, stops, leaning the side of her head against yours.
"I could end this world with a snap right now. Rip a hole to what I want and devour every atom of magic and know exactly how it works, until I slate this insatiable hunger in my stomach."
>You tense, but the phrasing of her words keep you quiet as she continues.
"I could tear this place asunder, hurt everyone that ever wronged us and get revenge for the years at Crystal Prep, but... ...I'll be honest with you, Sunset Shimmer. I don't know what to do with myself. That desire, that burning need to know is still there, but..."
>She waves a hand around.
"My heart's not in it. I only came here because... well, I needed to think, and Crystal Prep seemed a safer destination than bringing an entire group of friendship-obsessed teenagers down on me if I went to the portal."
>She chuckles, and you half-expect a 'no offense/ comment from her, but she just quiets herself and goes back to gazing over the city.
>So you just nod, shifting a bit until you've only got the one arm around her middle, snuggled up against her for warmth, and lean your head on her shoulder, and take a chance to speak.
"It is peaceful out here, isn't it."
"I suppose it is. I'm glad Twilight is a deep enough sleeper I can experience this... I was worried she would wake up and either freak out or take control and get us hurt..."
>You nod, considering for a moment.
"I'm going to assume you would rather I not tell her about this?"
>The doppleganger nodded.
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>>28526004

"It's probably for the best Twilight doesn't know. I don't need her worrying over things I don't intend to do. Just..."
>She glances over at you, and for a moment you see that usual scared, worried gaze you saw on the girl you'd met at the Friendship Games.
"Can I... Can I keep doing this? Just... coming out here to think?"
>You smile, reaching a hand up and rubbing at a tear forming around her eye.
"Sure... just... maybe try to stay out of the city rooftops. I know you think the girls and I might overreact if you get near the portal, but It'll be a mess for all of us if someone thought you were a jumper or something and called the police."
>That manages to get a chuckle, a real one, to which Midnight nods.
"Deal."

>Eventually, the two of you decide to head home, Midnight carrying you bridal-style and gliding down until you were back at your bike.
>When you start climbing on, though, you pause, watching Midnight pant considerably, looking as if she's going to collapse.
"Hey, are you okay?"
>She nods, gulping, before her body glows a faint teal, her attire shifting back to the pajamas Twilight was wearing when she went to sleep.
"I'm running out of excess magic. I can't keep up my form like this without a source to draw off of, and if I draw off of Twilight directly it will probably wake her..."
>You pause, worried, as her horn fades, causing the part in her hair to fall back into place.
"Do I need to call a cab then? Are you going to be able to maintain control at all, or-"
>Midnight waves a hand dismissively, wincing a bit as her wings fade into wisps of darkness and float away.
>Without all of the changes, except the green sclera, she looks just like Twilight now, although she holds herself differently.
"I can maintain control, I just won't be able to fly back... and it'll take time before I can even manifest my wings again..."
>You sigh in relief, patting the spot behind you on your motorcycle.
"Hop on then. I'll take us home."
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>>28526012

>The way back is a lot longer than before, since you weren't breaking nearly every speed limit to chase after Midnight this time around.
>Still, it gives you time to collect your thoughts.
>You weren't an expert at reading people by any means, but Midnight was far too genuine, far too vulnerable from the giant ham of terror obsessed with magic at the Friendship Games.
>The fact that she seemed cautious, maybe even afraid of rousing you and the girls from thinking she was doing something was another indicator... so you assumed, for now, that you could trust her to just wander around at night...
>You grimace, taking the exit off the highway back to your house at the implication.
>Midnight could probably handle herself, and while you were sure that, eventually, Twilight would need to know about the situation or find it out herself, the idea of letting either of them get hurt left a bit of concern rolling around in your head.
>Daydream pips up as you wait at a red light, feeling Midnight shift position and wrap her arms around you a bit better.
>"If I may; I propose simply ensuring she has Twilight's phone with her in the future, to allow direct communication if something unpleasant should arise."
>You nod, figuring you'd had enough craziness for the night, before Sundown chimes in as well.
>"Hey, so if Midnight and Twilight are like us, and you and Twilight are dating... does this mean Midnight could be, y'know, available for one of us?."
>You roll your eyes, leaving it on a solid 'we'll talk about it later.', and hit the throttle when the light turns green again.
>Shortly after, you roll back into the driveway of your home, putting the kickstand down and sliding off, watching with slight amusement as Midnight rubs at her calves.
"We're still not used to riding on that thing... even if the feeling of a sturdy powerful machine beneath us is... a bit more appealing than flying around all of the time."
>You smirk, chuckling.
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>>28526046

"Life's a bit more interesting when you let yourself act human, huh?"
>Midnight follows after as you head inside, messing with her hands again.
"I suppose... perhaps the Canterlot night life will provide a bit of entertainment after all..."
>You let out a yawn, finally starting to feel the exhaustion of the night working into your body.
"Hey, that reminds me. I know you can probably handle yourself, but can you take Twilight's phone with you when you go out again, just in case?"
>The doppelganger nods, climbing the stairs alongside you as the two of you go to turn in.
"While probably not necessary... if it will ensure you are not as concerned about Twilight's well-being, I will oblige."
>You put a hand on her shoulder before she opens the bedroom door.
"Hey, I'm worried about both of you, Midnight. I know you're confused about everything, and trust me, I know you're not all for the 'I was there too' talk, but... I had a similar problem a while back... in more ways than one."
>She scans your face for a moment, but eventually nods, giving you a small smile.
"Thank you, Sunset. That... means a lot."
>You return the grin in kind, quickly hopping into bed and getting comfortable.
>It's then you notice, as Midnight slides in beside you, that her movements are much more cautious than Twilight's; stilted, glancing behind her on occasion, and it takes you a moment to realize why.
>Despite not being there, she was used to her wings, which begged the question of what exactly Twilight's own mindscape looked like, now that the raven-winged doppelganger had withdrawn herself further into it.
>Another yawn pushes the thought aside, and you reach over and pull the small chain danging from your bedside lamp.
"Goodnight, Sunset..."
"G'night Midnight."
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>>28526090

Right, that was fun. Hope ya'll enjoyed. Might do more following or like this later, but for now, this is intended to stand by itself.

Oh, yes, and a pastebin link.

http://pastebin.com/tj2gUc3f
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>>28523821
“We’re with the DDS. We’ve got the supplies you requested?”
>The lead Rarity, her hair done up in a Marge Simpson-esque updo, claps her hands excitedly
>”Oh, yes! Splendid! Why don’t you wheel it out, and we’ll take a look!”
>A very grumpy Moondancer staggers out of the ship behind you, teetering under the weight of a single crate
>The other Rarities form up around you, “Wahaha!*”-ing excitedly over the prospect of new dresses

[*A strange vocalization unique to Rarities. HST scholars are uncertain whether it is a marking of territory, a mating call, or simply an expression of excitement. As far as you can tell, it’s entirely up to context.]

>”I’ll simply die if they were able to fetch that cross-cut pattern from my home dimension! Oh, I miss it so…”
>”And I can’t live if I don’t finally get my back-stitched lame returned to me! I’m dying without it!”
>Moondancer opens the box, and it slowly begins to blossom outward in a sweeping ball of orange-ish, ruddy energy
>When the glow fades, the Rarities are surrounded by piles upon piles of dresses, all of them stacked neatly on racks and perfectly sized to her figure
>Two of the Rarities faint, and the third drops to her knees
>”It’s… it’s so beautiful…”
>Tears begin to pour down her face
>”So many dresses… so pretty…”
>She pulls a tissue from the pocket of her robes, dabbing at her eyes
>Like a ghost, or a moth to a flame, Starlight melts out from behind you
>”I hear the sounds of suffering. What has caused you distress?”
>The Rarity looks up, confused
>”What? No, I’m… I’m so happy, darling…”
>”Oh!”
>Starlight bows
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>>28526231
>”I am sorry to have misread the situation. Clearly, I have allowed myself to become to closed off to the ways of this world…”
>She straightens back up, and begins to shrug off her t-shirt
“No! Starlight, stop!”
>But there’s no stopping her
>Once a Starlight has started stripping, it’s best to just let them finish
>Even if you’re on a planet comprised entirely of jealous girlfriends and even-more-jealous cowgirls
>Starlight’s shirt drops to the ground, followed by her bra
>Her breasts lay full and plump against her bare skin as she shrugs off the rest of her fatigues, and then finally slips off her panties
>Butt-naked, she spreads her arms, letting the sun play against her violet chest
>The remaining Rarity just stares
>A single droplet of blood leaks from her left nostril
>”I wish to understand this strange culture, where sadness is to be prized. You now see me as I truly am. Now, please, allow me to see you as—“
>Starlight’s nudity is interrupted by the clicking of a shotgun
>A furious-looking applejack, clad in dirty farmwork fatigues, bursts through a row of dresses, leveling the gun with Starlight
>”What in tarnation are you doin’, Sugarcube?”
>The Rarity immediately goes on the defensive, trying to cover her bloody nose
>She waves her hands frantically, blushing
>”No! W-wait, Applejack, darling! It’s not what it looks like!”
>Naked Starlight turns to Applejack, her face not registering any change in emotion
>”It’s not, huh? And Ah reckon you want me to believe she’s some kinda space alien who’s just butt-naked as a sign of peace, right?”
>”Literally yes! That’s exactly what happened, dear!”
>”A likely story! Ah thought I could trust you, Rares! Looks like Ah was wrong!”
>An ear-splitting *BOOM* echoes through the meadow as Applejack fires at Starlight
>You close your eyes, not willing to see your friend get blown apart
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So many updates today
I dont know what to read
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>>28526236
>When you force one open, however, Starlight is still standing there, perfectly intact
>Trixie is in front of her, blade drawn
>On either side of her lie smoking halves of the bullet, cleaved neatly in half by her Space Katana’s phonon-driven blade
>”You shouldn’t shoot at Trixie’s friends! You might make her angry!”
>”What in tarnation…”
>”While you were busy being jealous, Trixie studied the blade!”
>Starlight bows her head, stepping towards the Applejack
>Who, rightfully, looks more confused than you’ve ever seen anyone look before
>”I beg your forgiveness for this misunderstanding.”
>”No, seriously, what in the good Lord’s name…”
>”Trixie will forgive this transgression! But you must learn to accept her friends, and their strange ways!”
>”You just… how in the blazes…”
>The Applejack falls backwards onto her ass, looking dazed
>”Good lord, I need a drink.”
>Moondancer saunters out of the ship, sweating profusely as she lugs out the next crate
>”I’m tired of c-c-carrying this thing, and I’m opening it.”
>She pries the lid off, and a burst of bright green, sour apple-scented energy blooms before your eyes
>When it dissipates, the entire landing strip is covered in pile upon pile of apple-based treats
>Raw apples, apple pies, apple fritters, apple cobbler, packets of apple seeds, and, of course, huge barrels of apple cider
>Starlight steps up Applejack, offering her a hand
>Reluctantly, the cowgirl accepts it, and Starlight helps her to her feet
>”Yeah, alright. Whatever. But if you step near mah girl again…”
>”I have no intention of doing so. The two of you are quite admirable together.”
>Applejack blushes, sweeping her hat off her head and holding it against her chest
>A light blush touches her cheeks, nestling in neatly amongst her freckles
>”Well, that’s mighty kind of you. But, uh, if you don’t mind me askin’… are y’all naked for any particular reason?”
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>>28526248

>All-in-all, it’s definitely not the worst day you’ve ever had at this job
>Rarity and Applejack embrace, and then link arms as they agree to show you around the refugee camp
>As you walk down the stamped path that leads back to the settlement, they manage to bicker-flirt the entire way
>”What on earth do you need all these dresses for, anyway? Can’t y’all just make ‘em yourself?”
>”What do you need all these apples for, dear? Can’t you grow them yourself?”
>”That’s different. Apples are a way of life. Dresses are just…”
>Rarity bristles
>”Dresses are *what*, daring?”
>”I dunno. Frilly, froo-froo nonense?”
>”Ah! Well, I never!”
>Rarity turns up her nose
>”Ah’m just sayin’! Apples are way more important than fancy clothes! Y’know, I really owe you an apology, stranger.”
>She turns to Starlight, who’s still neglected to put on any form of clothing
>”Maybe things’d be a bit better if we just walked around buck-nekkid. Looks comfy! Useful too, just think of all the money we’d save on patchin’ overalls!”
>”Well, I’m not particularly inclined to go around baring my indecency everywhere, darling. But, if you were to make that decision…”
>She flicks a finger along AJ’s chin
>”I don’t think I’d be one to complain.”
>”Yeah? Well maybe I’ll jus’ start right now!”
>Applejack begins to unbutton her dirty fatigues
>”R-right now? But darling, we’ll be in town soon! Everyone will see you , and it’ll be so embarrassing, just you standing there, all sweaty, muscles shining in the sun… with everyone watching…“
>Rarity clamps her hands over her nose, to keep it from bleeding
>”Doesn’t sound so bad t’ me!”
>Starlight places a gentle hand on Applejack’s shoulder
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>>28526273
>”I’m so glad you’ve seen the logic of my people’s oldest tradition! Please, do not hesitate to bare your body before your friends. If they truly accept you, they shall accept you as you are.”
>”Yeah! See, Rares? The purple one makes a lot of sense!”
>Rarity can’t even look at Applejack now
>She squeezes up against her girlfriend’s side, face beet red and hidden in her hands
>”I can’t believe you. AJ, dear, this is insane.”
>”You say that about all mah favorite things! Makes this sound like a gosh-darn great idea to me!”
>”I concur, honorary sister. Bare yourself to the world! There exists no pride in hiding oneself!”
>Starlight pats Applejack’s back
>”Yeah! Ah’m gonna do it!”
>Applejack sprints forward, rounding the corner to bring herself into the settlement
>Rarity sprints after her, with you and the other girls following right behind her
>The settlement itself is as beautiful as the planet it lies on: 18th century-style villas surrounding a clear blue lake, with some random Old West-esque taverns dotting the landscape for the AJ’s to enjoy
>And, of course, there’s plenty of farmland stretching in all directions
>AJ runs right into the middle of town, and tears off her fatigues, throwing them into the air along with her plain underwear
>”Look at me, world! See me how Ah really am!”
>She poses, throwing her arms into the air
>As expected, her entire body is lean and muscled, her skin stained with sweat and grime from the day’s work
>All around her, RariJack couples stick their heads out of their windows
>Realizing they’re watching, AJ flexes, the sweat coating her muscles giving her the appearance of a female bodybuilder, and all her fellow Rarijack Refugees are the audience at her show
>The effet upon her audience is immediate: every single Rarity clamps her nose as a mini geyser of blood bursts from her nostrils
>And every Applejack clenches her fists, faces turning red in fury
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>>28526285
>”Hey! What in tarnation is she doin’!?
>”She thinks she’s better than us!”
>”She thinks she’s stronger!”
>A random AJ jumps from her window, landing so heavily that she crushes a crater into the ground
>She tears off her own fatigues, posing naked across from “your” Applejack
>”You think yer so tough? Look at me! Ah put in sixteen hours of work yesterday, and didn’t feel a thing! It shows!”
>She flexes, the air around her seeming to thrum with power
>”You two think you’re special? You ain’t nothin’!”
>A third AJ jumps down, already naked before she hits the ground
>She poses, lifting a stone from the ground and crushing it in one hand
>”Ah’m the strongest and most desirable AJ! Y’all are just lucky your Rarities aren’t chasing after me!”
>”As if! Mah Rarity loves mah strong arms!”
>The AJ speaking poses, showing off her biceps
>You’re starting to lose track of which is which
>Next to you, Rarity looks like she’s barely staying conscious
>She’s sweating badly, fanning herself with the back of her hand
>The other Rarities aren’t doing much better
>Two of the AJ’s move towards each other, locking arms and falling to the ground in a full-on naked grapple
>Half the Rarity population passes out immediately, and the other half lets out a simultaneous “Wahaha~!”
>You elbow Rarity
“So, uh… we made the delivery…”
>She just nods, not even looking at you
>Somewhere in the tangle of naked cowlgirl bodies, you see that a pair of AJ’s are now scissoring to assert dominance
“We’re just gonna, uh… go…”
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>>28526308
>The guidance beams disappear as the Friendship Express launches back into space, MAGI field enveloping it once again as it prepares to jump back into 5D space
>Starlight is laying prone across the corner of the cockpit, looking smug
“What’s got you all high-and-mighty?”
>”My philosophy has brought yet another world to peace.”
“Wait, what? Did we just visit the same planet? The way I saw it, you’re weird exhibitionism fetish just started a planet-wide tavern brawl.”
>”Maybe. But when the dust settles, they will have a greater appreciation for themselves, and each other.”
“Uh… yeah. Okay, Star. I don’t feel like fighting you on this one.”
>Moondancer pokes her head out of your hammock
>”B-but you can agree that sweater are c-c-cuter than muscles, right?”
“Huh?”
>”S-sweaters are better than cowboy hats. Right?”
“Sure?”
>”H-hah. I knew it.”
>She ducks back inside your hammock
>Then sticks her head out again
>”N-not that it matters w-w-what you think. But I’m g-glad you’re right. For once. B-baka.”
>Trixie unsheathes her sword, pretending to polish it despite the fact that the adamantium-laced steal explicitly requires no polishing
>”Trixie is just happy to have protected her friends! When the demons are out our door, Trixie is glad to have studied the blade!”
>Starlight nods
>”You did well, Trixie. As did all of you.”
“Um, I’m pretty sure I’m in charge. I get to decide when we do well.”
>You look at each of the three girls in turn
“You guys did good.”
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>>28526323
>Moondancer hisses at you, Starlight continues looking smug, and Trixie continues “polishing” her weapon
>Your crystal slate flashes with another “incoming call” message
“Oh, great. It’s Miss H again.”
>”I can only hope she’ll see fit to reward us.”
“I wouldn’t count on it. Probably another assignment.”
>”I know. But still, hope is important, Twilight.”
“I guess.”
>You glance at the other girls, hoping someone will have something to say that’ll put this all in perspective
>Trixie pulls a Mistress Marevelous figure out of her hoodie pocket, making little explosion noises with her mouth as she makes it backflip across the controls
>Well, you suppose that’s the best you’re gonna get out of them
>You hold the crystal slate in one arm, and answer your boss’ call

Alright. That's the end of "Episode 1" of this green. I'll try to have a new episode or two out every week, but we'll see how it goes. Let me know if you want to see more, I guess?
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>>28526335
I still dont know what to read
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>>28526285
darling, that's lewd!
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>>28526308
>>Somewhere in the tangle of naked cowlgirl bodies, you see that a pair of AJ’s are now scissoring to assert dominance
this pleases my sides
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>>28465836
Is this Anon still here?
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So much to read, but I must sleep.
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>>28527151
I am. I just haven't had much time to write recently. If there's a demand for it, I'll see if I can get to it sometime.
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>>28523493
Yes, She gets a facial, fucked from behind, and then she sucks a cock while riding another one reverse cowgirl. No creampie yet, though.
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I just had a dream with twi
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Good morning nst
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Morning faggots and welcome to shitposting enterprises. Time for some idiotic green.
>>28510880
>And so, here we are. A vast convention filled with what it seems infinite copies of yourself and people you know. Even Trixie is here, unfortunatelly.
So, what was your job, again, Pinkie?
>"I work as a security member on this con. Well, usually i do other stuffs but this is an special ocasion"
>Security... Not as suited as i think for Pinkie.... but seen back then, that poor Pinkie at the counter looked so dead inside. Just like me i guess
So you're gonna stand in there and patrol the area for 8 hours? That doesnt sound like you.
>"Heh, silly. Beign a security guard inside CAKE is not like the ones we have back in our universe. Here, grab this"
>She hands you a..PISTOL?!
Uwaahhh! Pinkie!
I-i-is this alright? you're not gonna get into trouble for this? i can just go wander around not interfering on your job.
>What is she thinking. M-maybe this is sone kind of retarded joke. Ha! thats it, classic Pinkie
>"Nu-uh. Everyone here has some kind of self defense weapon on themselves. Of course, usually they're not allowed inside the complex but this is a a special ocasion"
W-what are you talking abo-
>Not even finishing that sentence the roof blows up leaving a coat of dust hiding a huge shadow behind it.
>no time is lost. Before anyone can react, giant metal claws coming from the dust cloud, start picking up the various exhibitions scatered on the crowd
>Confusion and screamings fill the place as the claws selectively steal the precious artifacts from the hands of various twilights. Some of them trying to apply resistance
>"And thats my entrace call. Stay back Twilie, im gonna blow up some faces"
>Did she said... faces..
Did you said-WATCH OUT!
>One of the claws agily charges at us at incredible speed, like those tentacle things from Dr. Octopus
>"Getting impatient, huh?"
>With no hesitation She takes two really nice looking revolvers out of her hair loaded and ready to action.
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>>28529098
>Pulling the trigger, eyes on the target and a set in stone wild expression on her face, she shouts a catchphrase as the bullets hits its destination point
>"Bite the dust"
>As soon as the bullets make impact, they ignite in a powerful yellow blaze of destruction causing the metal claws to stagger back
>People around cover themselves from the explossion wave but Pinkie doesn't move an inch
>"Twilie, get away from me. They're going to attacks again"
Where i should go?
>Without moving her sight from the menacing shadow in the dust, she points at her left side
>"Most of this Twilights cannot cast magic. Sure some are super geniuses and some can deffend themselves pretty well"
>She shows a sincere smile
>"You have a great advantage at your side Twilie. Its up to you how you're gonna use it"
Huh...
>"Watch and learn"
>Two more claws aproaches from the sides, you quickly move away from her.
From where they came from?!
>opening her arms side to side as in one of those cool action movies, She pumps another round of explossive bullets sucefully repelling wave after wave of attacks
>It takes no time for other Pinkies (and a couple of Mauds) to aid in combat. In fact, as i try to move between the crownd of screamming people trying to get out of this hell, i can notice the same scenary taking place in other areas
Just, what is this
>Why did she brought me here? why did she gave me a gun? i dont even know how to use one of these. This is happening too soon.
>A-am i dead? is this hell and this is my eternal punishment for beign such a crappy person?. Beign trapped in a chaotic scenario with Pinkie fucking Pie who now plays to be a sci fi Clint Eastwood?
>You stop your mental meltdown to notice something with you over analythical hangovered head.
>Your Pinkie, as the one you know since almost a year. Is the only one making things blow up. Do other Pinkies are not able to do this, or...
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>>28523532
Keep it up! Shiny's in some deep shit now.
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>>28529159
>Then the realization hits you.
Does magic is a rare factor in here?
>Even more, our magic...
>"WATCH OUT!"
>Some Rainbow Dash shouts in horror as shattered glass falls into the crowd.
At pure reflex, you manage to stop the shards from falling over the crowd withou your magic. People quickly get out of the way and you get able to release.
>Other Twilights are using what it seems like gravitational force guns. That technology looks like a common thing here.
That was a close call
>"Looks like the rooft is clearing"
>Our Pink warrior confidently says after a quick reaload
>The heavy puff of dust finally reveals the cause of this hellish scenario.
>From the top of what it looks like an armored UFO, comes two male figures and the third is... oh crap, that hair. Its a Trixie
>A pretty small Trixie in the middle of these two menacing shadows.
>One of them began shouting from a megaphone, letting deaf half the room with that thing.
>"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE"
>"and make it double"
>"TO PROTECT THE MULTIVERSE FROM DEVASTATION"
>"to unite all people within organizations"
>"TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE"
>"to extend our reach to the stars above"
>"ANON!"
>"Flash Sentry"
>TEAM C.U.C.K. BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"
>"Surrender now or prepare to fight"
>"Uwahh, Thats right!~"
...
>"..."
>all the crowd remains silent
are they serious?
>w-whats the meaning of this!? They even have matched uniforms. What does KEK stands for anyways? So many questions
>Your autistic drived anger blinds you from what comes next. Lost on your thoughts, you leave the world around you advance as if you where frozen in time
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>>28529243
(meanwhile)
>Here i am, facing danger once more. i just wish i can have day without any crazy moron trying to kill themselves and everyone in the process. But such is a life of a special agent. At least the pay is good and i get to see pretty places.
>Name's Pinkamena Diane Pie and im an agent of CAKE. My duty is to put troublemakers on their place and keep peace in the multiverse.
>And now those punks broke in here, the most secured place in the multiverse. They must be dumb, i mean, team "Cuck". What a ridiculous name, do they even know the meaning of it? and those white and black costumes...
>"In the name of the supreme justice, you're under arrest for the charges of peace disruption, breaking in multiversal counselor property and atempt of murder!"
Way to go RD-7629. Can i blow their faces now?
>"EXCUSE ME? WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS HERE!, WE NEED THOSE STUFFS TO-"
>"Anon stop. They're deaf to listen. We must pursue the evil alone"
>"Forget about formalities-nyaan. Lets blow some stuff and run away!"
HEY! Thats my catchphrase!
>Who do she think she is. She's gonna eat sprinkled lead!
>firing all the barrel directly at their face as you promised, you find out they're beign protected by a force field so strong, not even your blasts make flinch the floating ship.
Should figure that out
>"HA! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. PLEASE SIT BACK MEANWHILE WE'RE DONE SHOPPING"
Hey, RD. Can you make the honours pretty please?
>"Say no more"
>This jet pack flying cyan fighter is nothing else but a defense squad member of CAKE. They specialize on shields of any kind and how to break them
>Takes less than one second for her to take out her shield supressors. A exquisitee for any hired gun around the multiverse. I called them Beyblades due to their resemblance, but enough of cultural references. You're here for action and blood.
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>>28529318
>Quickly dispatching the shields as if child games was, the enemy team staggers
>"This is no good"
>"T-trixie doesnt like this plan anymore-nyoron"
>"AH-AH"
>The dread look into Anon's non visible eyes turning directly at my revolvers. Knowing what comes next
>"All served, sweetie"
>Rainbow does a hand signal
Thanks baby
>Guns loaded, target on point, a storm of bullets fly across the hall to meet their destination. A final barrage of explosions takes down the unauthorized flying object making it crash in the middle of the hall
>For those guys? for their luck i was aiming bellow their feets so lets say they blasted off the place
>Cero casualties this day and the culprit arrested. Now why i am feeling like i forgot something...
Twilie!

And thats all folks. Hope you enjoyed this diarrhea of text because there is more in the future. Have a nice day, i need a drink.
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>>28529388
>puff draws
>puff writes
Is there anything you can't do? You truly are the perfect waifu. Love me.
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>>28523649
>Shimmers
>Winning a war against HST.
Should have gone to war, tbqhwy.
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>>28523493
lewd alert: derpibooru.org/1259521
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Let's play a game, /nst/.
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>>28530317
Roll
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>>28530317
Giving it a roll
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>>28530333
Do I get anything for rolling trips?
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>>28530340
>Cyberlight
Alright cool.
>I have no purpose
O-oh...

I'll take being ageless. It worked well enough for Discord. As long as I don't get my asshole shot to bits by Slaughter, I'm good. I guess I'll just live on long after all other organic life has died out so that at least humanity will have one living memory.
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>>28530344
Does it say you get anything for rolling trips? No.

But I'm not anal about it so fuck it. Pick whatever universe you want.
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>>28530317
/Rolling 1D100
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>>28530532
>BBSA
>Help the antagonist
>Not enough credits for a shot on Energy X
Rip Chronos, he was a good writefag.
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>>28530549
>Good writefag
And I thought I was the one going on a fantasy adventure :^)
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>>28530559
The multiverse is back, baby!
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>>28530317
Lets roll those sweets
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>>28530317
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
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>>28530317
roll for glory
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>>28530919
>mfw I have to fuck Moblight's Discord.
His dick doesn't work so I guess I'll just use 5 credits for a stick and beat him unconscious. Rape is the only way to go here.
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>>28530317
I hope I make it.
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You know it's more fun if you guys post your choices too, right?
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>>28530317
rawllan
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>>28531057
>Crusaderlight
>You are now the servant of your universe's Twi
Welp.

Pot of Greed - 15
Green - 2
Super Phone - 15
A real man's gun - 25

>Stick dolla into pot of greed
>use the $1 bills to buy magical items from this world claiming that "it's the currency of the future"
>use my gun to coerce those who don't believe me
>fug twilight in my newly rented castle 'till the cows come home
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>>28531031
Well, fuck, I choose the Shotgun for 25, a stick for 5 and some green for 1.
I would do some sick gun-fu and hope to be able to protect Twilight.
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>>28531057
>Crusaderlight's servant
Dude score
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Alright, so I may or may not actually have another update ready for BBSA really soon. I went ahead and had a burst of green last night when I should have been sleeping, so maybe expect some more later tonight!

>>28530317
Let's Roll!

>>28531128
I actually just watched Equilibrium for the first time a few nights ago. It made me really pine for a Cleric Maud story
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>>28531640
Looks like I get to pal around in Cyberlight's verse for a while, and I can do whatever the fug!

With forty points to spend, looks like I have just enough to buy Shiney's Energy X package. I'm hoping that alone will keep me going long enough to get my hands on some sick weapons and maybe a suit of power armor. Maybe I can start up a career as a Space Merc like good ol' Slaughter.

I'm sure that would keep me busy for a long while!
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>>28531715
Alright, if Churro's getting in on this, I want in on the autism too. Also a decent idea, considering what I have planned. More Cyber soon, /nst/.

Either way, rollin'.
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>>28530317
Lemme get dat roll, b0sse!
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>>28530317
Rolling
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>>28530317
I ain't scare.
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>>28531762
>MUPPET
>Help the antagonist
I had a good life... shot of Energy X for chances of surviving and a phone to work as an intelligence gatherer for MUPPET seems a decent 'let's hope not to die.' idea. Make them think I'm some shadowy douche that just shows up with new information and disappears when I'll actually be on the orgy planet with S-888.
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>>28531835
>Jeff has to become Twiley's new mom

I am intrigued
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>>28523821
I would have made a compliment to the Rarities about their hair but not addressing any of them so they would fight each other.
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>>28530317
Rolin for cyber
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>>28526464
Everything, desu.
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>>28526335
I love it, Jefferson.
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>>28531811
>Worst, most dangerous, assignment.
>Shitty number of points.
Pottery.
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>>28532297
Maybe things will go better for you since you know Discord is the bad guy?
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My Internet provider fucked up and its so slow I cant even connectto a speed tester
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>>28532312
It ain't me should start playing.
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Hello /nst/ it's Cyberlight time.
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>>28532658
I know that feel too well JoJo.
You should send them anthrax through the mail.
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>>28532784
>"Are you trying to kill me."
"It ain't me."
>"I feel like you're trying to kill me."
"I ain't no fortunate son, no."
>"Then why did you just have that gun aimed at my head?"
"It...it ain't me."
>"Anon, are you lying?"
"I ain't no...n-no fortunate..."
>"You know what we do to liars around here."
"TWILIGHT MADE ME!"

>>28532806
Let's do it.
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>>28532806

"What?"
>That... wasn't you.
>"Indeed. What, you thought the pair of you were the only ones who had a mind made into a near-entirely digital format?"
"...Kind of?"
>S-1919 chuckles, then goes back to tapping on the keypad.
>”Either way, this should suffice until the Gala’s end. Not as advanced as some of the actual android Twilights that would let you feel and sense everything like a normal human, but you two should be able to enjoy yourselves properly...”
>You don’t think too hard about what the shorter Sunset meant by that statement.
>The purple forcefield drops, and you step forward, examining it as Sunset runs a hand along the chestplate.
“So... how do I take control of it?”
>”Do you have any data ports?”
>You- well, Sunny, shakes your head.
“Most of the time I would just sort of reach out and just... take control of something.”
>”Try that then. I admit that robotics isn’t my specialty.”
“Right...”
>You feel Sunset pull away from you, just a bit, and can just barely feel a sort of flowing sensation from your left arm.
>The feeling lessens after a bit, and you realize with a start that the android begins to glow a soft violet color, before shifting to a striking red and opening its eyes.
"Woah... Twilight, this is incredible!"
>You actually jump pack a bit, hearing your friend's voice both in your ear and from the android's artificial lips, drawing a sheepish grin that looks... off on a blank face.
"Sorry."
>You wave your hand dismissively.
"I-It's fine Sunny. This is just... amazing."
>You turn to S-1919, who is leaning against the tube with a smirk on her lips.
"So what all can she do?"
>The shorter Sunset thinks a moment.
>"If I remember correctly, full body active camouflage, complete control of vocal patterns, enhanced sensors to perceive touch and sound; standard stuff. We also have non-lethal weaponry installed along the arms and shoulder blades in case some MUPPET terrorist sneaks in... that happens often."
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>>28532850

>At that exact moment, Sunset's hand opens up, revealing a flashbang.
"...Cool."
>The grenade disappears back into her arm.
"I wonder if I..."
>She glows red again, before active camouflage similar to the ones you designed for your own cybernetics springs to life.
>It's... different, though; the process is much smoother, and a faster transition.
>You chew your lip as you watch, mentally noting down to make improvements to your bionic limbs later.
>By the time she's done, Sunny is standing there as if what occurred all those years ago never happened, sporting her old studded jacket and cutie mark shirt, wearing a pair of loose-fitting jeans.
"How do I look?"
>You just stand there for a moment, looking her up and down.
>It'd been so long since you'd actually SEEN Sunset rather than felt or heard her.
>Even if it was just an illusion, looking at her now, as if you hadn't seen her die....
>As if you hadn't screwed up everything.
>Your stomach drops out from under you, and before you know it, you're standing there, crying hard into her shoulder and hugging her.
"W-Woah, Twi, are you okay? I'm sorry, I-"
"N-No..."
"What?"
>You sniffle, forcing back tears to try and speak.
"P-Please, Sunset, don't apologize. I... I should've tried to stop her, or kept up with you, or protected you or-"
>You collapse back into a sobbing mess, ignoring everything around you.
>Everything comes crashing down on you again.
>How the fuck were you supposed to deal with this?
>Your best friend was dead, your girlfriend tried to kill you and everyone you loved-
>Sunset's hand strokes your back, whispering calming words into your ears.
"It's okay..."
"N-No it's not..."
"Twilight, listen..."
>Sunset runs a hand through your hair, gently undoing your bun and running digits through the violet and magenta mass.
"You need to stop doing this to yourself. What happened- ... None of us saw it coming, Twi. You're the smartest girl I've ever known, but..."
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>>28532854

>She sighs, wrapping you in a warm embrace.
"Just because you didn't see the signs like the rest of us doesn't make you less capable of dealing with this. I know you feel like everything's against you..."
>You sniff, swallowing back tears.
"W-What... still re-reading my mind?"
>Sunset's embrace tightens, not enough to hurt, but enough to be a firm grip.
"No... because after all that Starlight's done to you... to both of us... to our home?"
>Despite inhabiting a body made of metal, you feel an almost human shake in her grip.
"...That's what I've been feeling. Weak. Useless. I didn't see it coming, and if it weren't for you- ...Well, I wouldn't have a lot of things, least of all a chance to try and keep it from getting worse."
>Her grip slackens, holding you at arm's length by the shoulders.
>She's smiling, but it's a sad, fragile smile she holds as she brushes a tear from your eyes.
"So please... don't think you're alone in this... okay?"
>You swallow, hard, and rub the tears away with the back of your left hand.
"O-Okay..."
>She pats your shoulder, then twirls around, past you, and stands before you, her active camouflage rapidly changing from feet to head, jeans and jacket giving way to a mirror of your own dress, crimson fading to violet complete with a purple right arm.
"Shall we?"
>She holds the altered limb before you, which, after a moment's pause, you take within your own grip.
>A cleared throat draws both of your attentions, seeing a smirking S-1919 standing with hands clasped stiffly behind her back.
>"If the wonderful ladies from U-36 would follow me, then, I shall escort you with all haste."
>You both share a quick look, hands squeezing each other's gently, before giving her a mutual nod.
>The route back to the entrance hall is a brisk one, and soon enough, you're lead into the main ballroom.
>It's... about what you would expect from a bunch of your fellow purple nerds atop the pecking order holding an event, really.
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>Oh, sure, there's proper formal decorum; fancy ribbon and curtains, tall columns and polished tiles along the floor creating a giant six-pointed star, curving stairways; there was even a few ice sculptures of various symbols or important figures that were universal constants, such as one of your brother in full platemail.
>But beyond the Sunsets working as waiters and barkeeps, most are dressed only semi-formally, usually with some variation of a labcoat tossed over it.
>Actually, you feel a little overdressed, but considering Slaughter and Sparkle were both decked out, and just having Sunset here with you quells your anxiety, just a bit.
>S-1919 clears her throat, then runs a pair of glowing red fingers along her throat for a moment, before speaking out just loud enough for the sound to carry over the near-muted rumble of attendees.
>"Presenting, Ladies Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer of Universe Thirty-Six!"
>You lock an arm with Sunset and descend the steps slowly, meeting the gaze of a few of the attendees, most of them Twilights you recognize from your trips across the multiverse, who give you careful nods that you return in kind.
>It's then that Sparkle steps briskly out of the crowd, her face a slightly bloody mess as she wipes at her lip and nose with a napkin.
>Sunset winces, concern etched on her holographic features that you match in kind.
"Commissar, are you alright?"
>Sparkle nods, S-1919 scurrying past you to offer the War Twilight a length of gauze, which she accepts with a curt nod and takes to properly dealing with her wound.
>She jerks her head to the side, talking as the four of you walk towards the bar, where another Sunset was patiently serving drinks to Slaughter, who was apparently seeing how fast she could drink herself to death.
>"Surprisingly well, considering the company I was keeping. Slaughter's loyalist counterpart is still a bitch with a right hook to match my own."
>She flops down into a leather stool, sighing.
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>>28532873

>Without missing a beat, Slaughter finishes one of about a dozen shots sitting before her, leans over, licks the blood not collected in gauze from Sparkle's face, gives her a peck on the lips, and goes back to her shots.
>"Need me to kick someone's ass babe?"
>Sparkle rolls her eyes.
>"Just Commissar Shimmer's usual 'If you step inside my universe I'll have you executed on grounds of heresy' saber rattling again. Apparently she graduated to senior commissar. Has the power sword and everything."
>The bartender passes her hand over the chit, prompting Sparkle to slide it into her dress uniform, before setting a trio of strawberry-flavored drinks in glass bottles before her.
>"Good for her."
>You clear your throat, catching Slaughter's attention as she polishes off another shot.
>"...Holy hells of the Warp, are you sure you two aren't a couple?"
>Sunset gives a smug grin to her War counterpart, placing an arm around your shoulder.
"Actually I was thinking marriage. Wedding on Mars, honeymoon on the orgy planet, get a nice little two-story apartment in Canterlot..."
>You blush, glancing away, but Sunny leans over and presses a peck to your cheek.
>A few Sunsets let out a call or whoop and raise glasses, as well as at least one Twilight currently in sucking face with hers.
>Why your... friend's need to be smug and try to make you blush was a universal constant, why they all insisted on treating it like a need to celebrate was beyond you; it was a Shimmer thing.
"Nah, but seriously, we're... working on that?"
>She gives you an actually concerned glance, to which you nod, still blushing.
>"Y-Yeah. Just... working out the... k-kinks, so to speak."
>Slaughter shrugs, ignoring her last shot as her girlfriend cracks open one of the glass bottles.
>"Yeah, was wondering if good ol' Shimmy was going to sneak you an android to walk around in. You look good, Sunny."
>You glance back, seeing S-1919 just standing with that same smirk on her face, giving a wink.
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>You give her a polite smile, then turn back to the conversation at hand.
"S-So, how did your talk with T-4 go?"
>Both girls heave a sigh, neither looking entirely comfortable with the topic.
>Eventually, Sparkle speaks, looking down into her drink.
>"Well, we didn't get thrown out into the garden again... yet. As far as the conversation... we kind of... helped her out with a MUPPET problem she was having, a while back, and she wanted to thank us personally for it, since we were on the homeworld."
>Slaughter grimaces, downing her last shot.
>"She's nice, don't misunderstand. Probably one of the few high-ranking council members I'd actually take orders from... problem being that our little stunt in the USSR didn't go unnoticed."
>You gulp, grimacing slightly, and don't bother declining when they motion you to join them on the bar stools, where Slaughter continues.
>"It's bad, girls, and not because of what we did, although I don't think any of us should be dealing with any affiliated Starlights anytime soon... No, we're talking inter-faction declarations of war from crossing the lines here. The Coalition is chomping at the bit to launch a crusade to wipe the chaos-held War universes out, which isn't anything new, mind, but they've managed to get the loyalists backing them fully. It'll probably be brought up at the next Summit, if the fucking zealots don't charge through 5D space on their own crusade first."
>You wince, not knowing how to take this.
"I-I'm sorry-"
>They both wave hands dismissively, although Sparkle picks up the conversation this time.
>"Don't be. This has been a long time coming, you three just sped it up by maybe a few months, at best. The USSR wants justice in whatever twisted forms their logic says is right, the Coalition wants to stomp out Chaos and replace it with Shimmianity, and the loyalist dogs want our heads for what's essentially a several tens of thousands of years old religious war. Neither of you caused it."
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>>28532898

>Sunset speaks up next.
"Is there anything we can do to help?"
Slaughter watches the bartender clear her empty shots, then rubs her curly mess of red and yellow.
>"Honestly? Stopping your Starlight is probably the only thing any of us CAN do. We don't have the pull to engage in HST politics, but if we can stop a rogue Starlight that's caused untold damage across the multiverse?"
>She grins, a glint in her eye.
>"I'm not saying I'm doing this purely to save our asses; I still want revenge, and after what you two have been through, I want to make sure she doesn't hurt anymore good people. Khorne's got honor in his bloodlust, and I try to follow that, y'know? Here's the kicker though; a Starlight terrorist of this magnitude, whether captured or killed, is going to make whoever is associated with the group that did the deed look good. The USSR would be able to wash its hands of any involvement, the Coalition would get the justice for at least ONE dead Sunset..."
>She points at Sunny, giving her a smirk.
>"And however many more she killed, and all three would see the merit of the Chaos-held War universes, maybe even keep the loyalists in check. It's a gamble, but with a threat this big, they can't afford not to care."
>You let her words sink in, flexing your left hand a bit.
>No matter what you did with Starlight, dealing with her would help Slaughter out as well, and if the high council actually decided she was as big of a threat as you and Sunny had seen first hand, they would probably throw all the supplies you'd request at you to solve the problem.
>You could get Sunset a body again, get resources diverted back home to help with the rebuilding process and try to heal the wounds Starlight had literally blown across it.
>As much as you wanted to take tonight to relax, you can't help but think of the implications...
"Right... Tomorrow, we'll set out again, try to pick up the trail..."
>Sunny grips your right hand, rubbing her thumb against your palm.
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>>28532913

>It's odd, because even if the active camouflage makes her look like her perfectly normal, healthy self, her touch is off; slightly colder than the average person's.
>It's still her touch, but it's enough to remind you of how fragile and temporary it is.
"You going to be okay, Twi?"
>You nod, taking a breath to still your slowly increasing heart rate.
>Hunting again would come later; you'd deal with Starlight in time.
>For now, you just want to unwind a bit, enjoy some polite conversation, have a drink, dance, and just enjoy the feeling of having Sunset back at least in some physical capacity...
"Yeah... Hey; wanna grab a drink?"
>She gives you that caring smile you've missed so much, the one that raised your spirit when you were at your worst, and there Sunny would be, always there with a kind word and a gentle push in the right direction.
"Sure."
>As you stand up to leave, Slaughter perks up again.
>"Oh, girls, before I forget; T-4 said she wanted to meet you next, so she'll probably find you soon enough."
>You nod, trying to ignore the small knot forming in your stomach about the impending meeting.
"Right... thanks Slaughter."
>You both make your way back into the crowd as she raises a glass with her girlfriend, a gentle laughter following, before it fades into the background noise of the rest of the crowd.

>You had a hunch from the decorum about the food, and when you make your way to the tables, you're hunch turns out to be correct.
>Even if the HST liked to pretend it was a great society of refined multiverse forerunners, they were still versions of you.
>Which meant junk food, and lots of it.
>Of course, it was more than a bunch of takeout boxes and cans of soda, like when the HST got the chance to cater at the multiverse summits.
>Steaming containers of fried rice and meats, fresh pizzas of almost every topping combination, areas to make burgers with all the additions and condiments you could want, and most relevant; literal fountains of soda.
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>>28532934

>You swallow the gathering drool in your mouth, politely declining S-1919's offered napkin.
"Sunny?"
"Yeah, Twi?"
"Is this heaven?"
"If it was, I'd be licking whipped cream off of your body, so sadly not."
>A blush tints your cheeks, getting a few raised glasses from the OTHER Sunsets nearby that are within earshot.
>You both grab a glass and watch as S-1919 expertly fills them both from the rushing streams, presenting them both to you.
>You chuckle, earning another amused smirk from her.
"Is there anything you can't do?"
>"I've yet to find out, other than age. Too many jumps across the multiverse without a portal gun."
>"I would certainly hope not. You are one of the best Sunset's I've encountered, barring my own."
>The three of you turn, watching a rather plain, unassuming Twilight stepping out of the crowd towards you.
>She looks like any other Twilight; about 17 or 18, hair in a bun, labcoat, the works.
>Actually, if you weren't dressed up and didn't have most of your body replaced with metal, you'd say it was like looking into a mirror.
>S-1919 gives her a stiff bow, earning a wave of the hand.
>"Please, Shim, no need. Go ahead and take a break. I believe S-54 said something about wanting a rematch against you?"
>The small Sunset nods calmly, giving the both of you a nervous smirk (which was surprising, but apparently possible) and briskly walking off.
>You size up your newest acquaintance, as she watches S-1919 go, a small smile on her face.
>"To think that so many wonderful young women are tainted in the eyes of others by the versions of themselves that hold darkness in their hearts..."
>She sighs, but quickly composes herself.
>"Regardless. It is a pleasure to finally meet the both of you, Star, Sunset. If you had not already deduced, I am Twilight Sparkle of U-4."
>Sunset gives a polite nod, sipping on her cherry soda.
"Thank you for inviting us."
>You tense a bit, but T-4 just gives you a soft smile.
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>>28532946

>She's a lot different from T-948; less angry, a bit more nervous as you size her up again, even fidgeting with the buttons on her labcoat.
>You take a swig of cola and offer her your hand, which she slowly takes and gives a small shake.
"Yeah... thanks. It's..."
>You sigh, most of the tension leaving your body.
"Honestly, it's nice to meet someone with a bit of decency in the upper ranks of the Society."
>She frowns, just slightly, but nods.
>"I do apologize that less... tactful members of the lower council left a bad impression. Had I known, I would have stepped in immediately..."
>The three of you begin to walk, the crowd parting slightly as their host walked amongst them, leading Sunset and yourself towards an open door, leading out onto a well-lit patio area.
"It's fine, but I appreciate the effort to reconcile."
>Sunset gives a polite nod as well, though you feel her hand brush against yours again.
>"Of course. With multiverse politics being what they are, I hoped the Gala would mend rifts and bring people closer together..."
>She all but collapses into a chair, and it's then that you notice how ragged she looks underneath the average look; dark circles beneath her eyes, loose ends and frazzled bits of her bun, and other little things that make you aware of how much weight her words carry.
>Sunset sits down alongside her, and you decide to pull up a chair for yourself as well.
"Hey, are you okay?"
>T-4 takes a shaking breath, pulling off her glasses and rubbing her eyes.
>"No... but I will be, hopefully. I don't really... y'know, let others see me like this..."
>She undoes her bun, letting her hair down.
>"I do want to try and make it up to you, really, but... from what I heard about your situation... you're both more important than you know."
>You raise and eyebrow, setting down your drink and focusing on the worn down Twilight in front of you.
"How so?"
>She replaces her glasses, sniffing, and then composes herself.
>"Your Starlight's been busy."
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>>28532968

>You tense up again, listening as she explains.
>"The moment the information about your situation was made available, I made a motion to have her declared an enemy of the Society. It didn't take a lot of effort, after listing all of the Twilights who had come forward with complaints. Then more... and more... Do you know how many worlds, how many universes she's damaged?"
>You both grimace.
"At least a hundred."
>T-4 shakes her head.
>"Over 300, girls. From what I heard the two of you had been tracking her, but you only touched a fraction of what she's been doing. In the past year she's caused so much damage, so many deaths. Sunsets, Twilights, Trixies, Moondancers, Flash Sentrys, Anons, Shadowbolts. It doesn't matter; she's been wreaking havoc across the multiverse, most of it within the Society's own backyard."
>You stomach flips; over 300.
>She had been to triple the universes either of you had followed her through.
>Sunset puts a hand on your high council counterpart's shoulder as she continues.
>"I'm not one for violence. My own Princess Twilight and Sunset Shimmer have always taught me to forgive and resolve conflicts as quickly as possible, and I took that in stride when I was voted to join the High Council of Twilights... but this..."
>You nod, hands gripping fistfuls of your dress, and then deactivate your active camouflage, drawing a slight gasp out of T-4.
"We know... trust me, we know... That's why I was hoping you could help us."
>She steels herself, and nods.
>"Whatever you need, I'll provide you with to the furthest extent of my-"
>She's interrupted by a loud rumbling, rocking the ground and shaking you deep into your core.
>The three of you scramble back inside, T-4 rushing for one of the Sunset assistants.
>"What's going on? Are we under attack?""
>The Sunset pulls a walkie-talkie her ear and hands it off, watching as her boss cranks up the volume.
>"We're under attack! Equalizer-class USSR battle androids! They've breached the entrance!"
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>>28532990
Firstly, pastebin link for those new or wanting to catch up.

http://pastebin.com/85FQLGjy

Secondly, it's been a long time coming for this next part. Regardless of length or time of completion, next chunk of Cyberlight will be the Part 1 Finale, something I've been planning for a while now. I hope you all are enjoying the ride, because it's about to get a lot crazier.
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>>28533032
is your name a weird version of Midnight Sparkle?
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>>28533216
An autistic combination of Midnight Sparkle and Ahzek Ahriman. I was a /tg/ lurker before coming here, and I enjoy Tara Strong's Maximum Ham with Midnight, so I figured it was appropriate.
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>>28533032
Starlight-36 must be idiotic to attack the HST homework.
So I guess this must be the USSR trying to capture Twi and company.
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>>28523522
>Be Shining’s Little Sister, Twilight Sparkle
>It’s been a long day, and you’re only running on a few solid hours of sleep
>Taking a break from your algorithms, you’ve begun instead to paint your various Hyperspace Hyperwars figures
>You have just finished off a band of Skitorri Rangers, taking great care to not overdo it with the red and having quite a bit of fun adding some chrome to their cybernetic limbs
>Putting these together is a fun past time in of itself, and you haven’t even gotten to play the actual game yet!
>Having something to focus on, to do physical handwork with, always keeps your mind off things you’d rather not dwell on
>Right now, you desperately needed an activity to keep your mind off of… everything
>”Twi…light…”
>You jerk your head, nearly spilling your bottle of paint as you rise up from your work desk and rush over to the couch
>There, under a bundle of blankets, lies your brother
“Shiney? I’m right here, do you need something?”
>Your brother grumbles as he tosses and turns on the couch
>”… get away… from her…”
>His eyes stay shut as his head shakes from side to side
>You sigh as you adjust your glasses
“I’m alright BBBFF, it’s you I’m worried about…”
>He’s been like this ever since he came home last night
>It’s difficult to say what’s wrong with him
>As far as you can see, his body has healed all of it’s wounds with only a few minor scars here and there to show for it
>It’s strange, but you can’t help but be reminded of your own scars as you look upon his
>Rolling up your lab coat’s sleeve, you take a moment to gaze at the blade marks left over from your first encounter with Indigo X
“A little hard to believe it’s been…. three, four months since I ended up in the hospital? I was never so scared before in my whole life. I guess looking back, I can just call it a ‘learning experience’. I think you said something like that once Shiney…”
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>You kneel down by your brother’s side and smile
“You said ‘what doesn't kill you makes you stronger’. You said that a long time ago, but I remember it.”
>Your brother calms down a bit, ceasing his erratic movements and his speaking
>Sighing, you stand up while tossing back your disheveled hair
“By the time this is over, I guess we’ll be too strong for anyone to mess with.”
>You walk away from your brother and return to your work desk
>Just as you reach it, a clinking noise draws your attention
>Reaching down under your lab coat, you brandish the Morning Star
“There’s so much energy…”
>A powerful weapon, the Morning Star was initially devised from your darkest desires
>Deep seated emotions that you had kept locked deep inside for years, all that aggression utilized toward crafting your greatest invention
>A device that could detect and harvest an immensely powerful form of energy so mysterious, most would simply call it ‘magic’
>All that, so you could have your revenge
“I’m so fucked up.”
>Dropping the amulet on your desk, you sit down and groan
>A minute or so passes in silence before you feel something brush up against your feet
>Glancing down, you spot Spike at your feet
“Here boy.”
>Leaning down you pick up your little friend and scratch the top of his head as he sits contentedly in your lap
“What do you think I should do Spike?”
>Your gaze drifts over to the Morning Star
“Shining said I should just carry on with the research, but I’m starting to hit a wall again. Bulk Biceps is strong, almost too strong for Shining to handle on his own. How are we supposed to deal with the actual Demon?”
>Spike lifts his head and stares deeply into your eyes, seemingly understanding that something was amiss
“If we tapped into the Energy X Shiney stole from the Demon…. ohhhh but he would never go along with it. I need to just forget it’s an option altogether. I just—“
>The phone begins to ring
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>>28533901
>a new perspective
Holy shit... this is big.
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>Walking over to the phone hanging from the wall, you thoughtlessly answer
“Hello?”
>”Howdy! Can I speak to Shining Armor?”
>An older gentlemen’s voice speaks out over the line
“Shining Armor?”
>”Yup! Do I have the right number?”
“Oh yeah, but uhhh he’s not feeling too well right now.”
>”He’s not? He alright?"
>Something about his voice sounds… familiar
>He’s got a thick country accent to him, reminding you a little of Applejack
>”Say, who is this?”
“I’m his sister, Twilight Sparkle.”
>”His sister…. heh hahahahaha!”
>You pull the phone away from your ear and scowl as his laughter fills your ears
“Who is this?”
>”I’m a business associate of your brother’s, the name’s Sugardowner.”
“Sugardowner? My brother’s never told me about you.”
>”Nah, I imagine he wouldn’t.”
>Your scowl deepens as you place the phone firmly back against your ear
“What do you mean ‘business associate’?”
>”Heh heh, say Twilight…. you see the news this morning? Some crazy shit went down last night near Downtown.”
>The phone shakes while you tighten your grip
“i-I’m… I'm well aware of that.”
>”Are you now? Well, I’ll tell ya what. I’d love to have a bit of dialogue about that, but if yer brother’s not available then maybe you and I can get together for a bit?”
>That sounds like a trap if you’ve ever heard one
“i-If you think I’m dumb enough to just—“
>”How about lunch? Ya like tacos? There’s a nice little taco stand within walking distance of your house. Real public lots of witnesses. My treat!”
“…”
>”An hour from now work for you?”
“…. Sure.”
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>>28533998
>The taco joint’s only about fifteen minutes away, so you’ve got plenty of time to prepare
>After a long hot shower, you walk up to your bathroom mirror and wipe the fog away by hand
>You’re afraid to say that you lack the body that most of your heroines sport
>Average height and a very thin build, with little muscle or sex appeal to speak of
>The thick rimmed glasses lying on your sink don’t exactly make you look intimidating either, although Anon thinks they’re cute so there’s that
“Alright Twilight, let’s pull it together. Shining throws himself into danger every day, you can handle this yourself. In fact…"
>Gripping a fist in front of the mirror and closing your eyes you feel something come over you
>When you open your eyes, you find that your vision is perfect and that a glimmer of purple light surrounds your eyes
“… as Midnight Sparkle, you’re unstoppable. If Sugardowner tries something, then you can just show him this special side of you.”
>Grinning widely, you find that every little bit of your body looks better in a way
>A few muscles appear more toned, your undone hair has a darker sheen to it, Hell it almost looks like your breasts have gotten bigger
>All this, just by letting a little of the EnergyX bubble to the surface
“Now, let’s go meet this mystery man shall we?”
>Dispelling the halos shrouding your eyes, you start to get dressed
>Slipping into a tight pair of jeans and donning a plain grey hoodie, one of your favorites, you tuck the Morning Star around your neck and head for the door
>Spike is sitting there waiting for you
>He begins to whimper as you put on a pair of Winter boots
“Oh Spike, I won’t be gone too long.”
>You pat your dog on the head before reaching for the door
“Watch Shiney for me while I’m gone!~”
>Shutting the door closed, you throw your hood up and stuff your hands into your pockets as you walk off
“I wonder why you never told me about Sugardowner big bro?”
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>Half an hour later finds you sitting alone in a booth at the local Taco stand
>You’ve already gone through a glass of water and most of your tortilla chips and yet there's no sign of him
“What does he even look like? Did he—“
>The bell to the front door rings, drawing your attention to an odd looking stranger
>He is exceptionally tall, well over six feet, and quite muscular judging by his wide frame
>The man is wreathed in a black trenchcoat and wears combat boots in addition to a pair of leather gloves
>Most curious of all is his bald head and his lively grin
>The stranger quickly scans the small restaurant before his eyes rest on you
“Twilight Sparkle! Good to finally see ya again!”
>”a-Again? When did we—“
>Your words trail off as a second figure appears from behind Sugardowner
>Your empty glass spills ice across the table
“i-i-It’s you…”
>Wearing an outfit that is in almost every way a mirror to that of Sugardowners’, stands a girl you remember all too well
>You had often called her your best friend, while in actuality you had fantasized about killing her
>”Hello Twilight, I hope you have been well.”
>Sugarcoat adjusts her thin-framed glasses as she stands close beside her…
“Father. Sugardowner is your father!”
>”Yes, that is correct. I believe the two of you met briefly at some point, perhaps on one of the few occasions I had you over at my house.”
>Your body begins to shake as you listen to her droning voice
>It is easy for you to remember how quickly that dull tone of hers can suddenly become tinged with malice
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
>Sugarcoat’s expression does not change at all as she continues to stare at you
>Sugardowner chuckles as he looms overhead
>”Is that any way to greet an old friend? Sheesh.”
>Gritting your teeth, you glare up at Sugarcoat’s father
”Who are you, and what do you know about my brother!?”
>”First thing’s first Twiley, hand us some menus.”
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>The hulking man in front of you looks closely at the menu while his daughter stares out the window
>You continue to scream internally, your glare drifting back and forth between the two of them
>Eventually the waitress comes by, and Sugardowner announces
>”Gimme a Steak Burrito, with extra beans!”
>She scrawls down his order and turns to Sugarcoat
>”Two fish tacos please.”
>Finally, she turns to you
“I’m not hungry.”
>Sugardowner scoffs
>”That won’t do. Give her a few tacos too.”
>The waitress jots it down before walking off, leaving the three of you alone
“What do you want from me? What do you want from my brother?! How do you even know my brother?”
>Sugardowner grabs a few chips, taking a moment to dip them in salsa
>”Your brother and I? We had a mutual enemy. Indigo Zap.”
>He munches down on the tortilla chips as your eyes widen
“You fought against Indigo Zap? Alongside my brother?”
>”Er, no. I supplied your brother with information and equipment. If you ever wondered where he got most of his toys, well that’d be me.”
>You scowl at the man as he helps himself to more chips
>Turning back to Sugarcoat, you mutter
“Then the rumors I used to hear at school were true. Your family is part of the mob too.”
>Sugarcoat remains quiet, stealing a quick glance up at her father before responding
>”Not exactly, my father retired from his line of work many years ago and during his career he never really aligned himself with any organized syndicate.”
>Sugardowner takes a swig of his water and adds
>”More importantly, I had quite a lot of run ins with people just like Indigo.”
>He leans in closer, lowering his voice as he continues
>”Me and my partner were what you would call Hitmen for Hire, and quite often we were hired to kill people who just refused to die. Even after we put a couple bullets through their heads.”
“Then…. you’re like some kind of Hunter too?”
>”You could say that.”
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>This unprecedented news throws you for a loop
>How could you have ever imagined that the Criminal Underworld and the Supernatural one were so intertwined?
>A myriad of questions buzzes through your head
“I—“
>”ANYWAY, about last night…”
>You had nearly forgotten what had dragged you out here in the first place
>”… your brother’s partner. He’s been causing quite a mess.”
“Bulk Biceps?”
>”Ah so that’s his name.”
>You recoil as Sugardowner grins and his daughter brandishes a notepad and pen
>Coincidentally, it is the same notepad and pen that you often carry around
>Seeing her use the same equipment leaves you feeling oddly sickened, but not nearly as much as knowing that you fed this strange man info he didn’t have
>”So this Bulk guy. Total raging monster now. Menace to society, especially MY society… he’s gotta be stopped. I don’t know what set him off, but I got this nagging feeling your brother’s involved.”
“w-What makes you say that?”
>You fold your arms over your chest as Sugardowner grins and Sugarcoat stares impassively at you
>”My buddies inside the Police Department retrieved a shotgun for me, one that I know could have only come from your family. Yer welcome to take it back to your brother, it’s in my trunk.”
“A shotgun that could have only come from my family?”
>Sugardowner gives you a large smirk as he nods his head
“h-How do you—"
>”I’m afraid yer gonna have to ask Shiney about that, but I will tell ya this…."
>Sugardowner leans in closer and whispers
>”The gun’s name is Velvet.”
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>You sit in silence, shocked by the knowledge Sugardowner has just given you
>”Why don’t I get down to business then? Ya see Twi, I’m looking to recruit yer brother.”
“r-Recruit him?”
>”For my army”
>Sugardowner brings his fist down on the table as he towers over
>”I’m bringing every big crime boss in the city together so we can drive the Demon and all his little spawn out of town, and what better soldier for my army than a decorated veteran like Shining Armor!”
>You frown up at him
“That sounds….”
>”Fun?”
>You lean back into your seat and process his offer
>”By the way, even if you and yer brother refuse, I’m still returning his weapon out of courtesy. I’m gonna try to see if I can get people to forget about Bulk tearing apart those cops last night too.”
>Your eyes widen
“What did you— i-I mean, you can do that?”
>Sugardowner nods his head as you absorb what he said
>”He ought to count himself lucky he walked away from that mess in one piece."
>It seems he thinks Bulk killed those police officers last night
>If that is so, then perhaps he doesn’t know that Shining has Energy X in him?
>”Think about it alright Twi? You and your brother just think about it and get back to me.”
>You frown at him
>Something about this man just makes your skin crawl, and you know that if your brother never mentioned him to you then he had to have had a good reason
“I should go.”
>”But your food just got here.”
>The waitress returns, placing your plates onto the table
>It looks delicious, and you’ve barely eaten since last night
>Still, it only takes one look at the girl sitting next to Sugardowner to ruin that appetite
“I’m leaving.”
>Sugardowner sighs, before turning to his daughter
>”Hey kiddo, make sure Twi get’s her momma back will ya?”
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>>28534194
>You and Sugarcoat walk outside into the parking lot together, your boots crunching over the snow
>Flipping open the trunk to a small black limousine, Sugarcoat brandishes a plastic gun case
>”It’s a KS-23, chambered to fire 23 mm rounds. The equivalent of 4 gauge shotgun shells. That is very powerful. Quite useful for fighting things stronger than normal humans.”
>You silently scowl as she spouts these bits of gun lore
>Eventually, she hands you the case which you eagerly snatch from her grasp
>”It is good to see you again.”
>You glare
“Good bye.”
>You turn your back on her and begin to walk away
>”Twilight wait!”
>There is a sense of urgency behind her request that causes you to stop
>Turning again towards her, you find that Sugarcoat’s blasé expression has suddenly transformed into a frown
>”I want to tell you something, something that’s been on my mind for a long time now.”
“….”
>”I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all the things I said and did, and all the things i made others do to you. I…. I would like it very much if we could start over.”
“s-Start over?”
>Your eyes widen as she offers you her hand
>”Would you please join me back inside and eat with me and my father? I would appreciate your company.”
>The shotgun case drops out of your grasp and hits the ground
“y-You want… you want to be friends?”
>”If that is at all possible.”
>You stare down at her outstretched hand
“f-Friends….”
>The two of you stand there in the snow until your body finally recovers from the shock of it all
>Your hands grip into fists
“I want to know why.”
>Sugarcoat’s hand falters as she tilts her head at you
“Why did you… why did….. WHY!?”
>Stomping closer, Sugarcoat’s eyes widen as she steps back
“Why were you so intent, on ruining my life?”
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>>28534235
>Sugarcoat fails to respond for what feels as long as a solid minute
>”i-I couldn’t.”
“Excuse me?”
>”I am not at liberty of telling you. All I can say is that I had no choice in the matter.”
“n-No choice?”
>Something snaps inside you
“NO CHOICE?”
>A loud smack resonates across the empty parking lot
>Her thin glasses clatter to the ground while you stand there seething
“You all made my life a fucking Hell and you won’t even tell me why!? y-You can take your apology and—AND SHOVE IT!”
>Sugarcoat sighs, raising a hand to her red cheek
>”i-If that is how you feel, then OK. i-I only ask that you and your brother do not harm any—“
>Her body tenses up
>”—anymore of my friends.”
>Sugarcoat slumps her shoulders and crouches down to retrieve her glasses
>Glaring down at her, you grab the gun case and march off down the street
>You raise up the hand that you had slapped Sugarcoat with and clench it
>It took a great deal of mental strain to NOT unleash some of your Energy X with that slap
“No choice….”
>There’s so much going on, so many secrets kept from you
>Sugarcoat, Sugardowner, a gun named after your dead mother?!
“Uggggh!”
>Stomping off through the snow, you let these concerns run through your mind at will until you’ve finally reentered your home
>Spike is quick to run upstairs and greet you upon entering, and seeing his excited expression is enough to kill a little bit of the stress
>Walking down into the basement, you plop the gun case on the table in front of your brother
>He still seems to be out of it
“Shiney…?”
>His body shifts a little, yet he does not speak up
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>>28534283
>You sigh while taking a seat on the armrest of the couch beside him
“Perhaps it was all the self-regenerating? Too much punishment on our body has to take a lot out of you mentally as well as physically.”
>Reaching down, you pat a hand against your brother’s forehead
“Or maybe it’s just shock?”
>While you like to believe your grasp of Bio-Chemistry is immense, you still can’t say that your knowledge of medicine is as up to snuff
“m-Maybe I should call Cadence?”
>It would be nice to have her by, though you feel that having her around would only further complicate things in the long run
“I just don’t understand. Shiney…”
>You lean down closer to your brother as a strange thought enters your mind
“… there isn’t someone else is there? Someone you're in love with? But… who?”
>It is at that point that your doorbell rings
>Rising from your seat, you pat your brother on the head and walk up the steps alongside Spike
“Now who could that be?”
>You glance at the Morning Star, just to make sure your guest isn’t a threat, before opening the door
>A sight so strange that it rivals the appearance of Sugardowner is suddenly upon you
>“What’s up?
>It is an older woman you’ve never seen before
>She wears what looks to be a band t-shirt with a Sunflower symbol on it underneath a large denim jacket that matches her faded jeans
>Her work boots seem to have a bit of dirt on them, and in fact something about her whole appearance gives off an Earthy feel
>Most striking of all about her appearance however, is her red hair done up in a wild mess of dreadlocks, topped with a red bandanna
>She smiles down at you
“Uh, hi?”
>”You must be little Twiley? I’ve like, heard a lot about you.”
“y-Yeah? Who are you?”
>”My name’s Treehugger. Is your brother home?"
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>>28534325
And that's it for now! It's been a long time since I've had two full updates in two days. I doubt I can keep this up for three, but I'm looking forward to what comes next and I hope ya'll are too!

Until next time ya'll!
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Oh boy
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Grim Twilight of the Distant Future: Chapter 3

>With the rest of the regiment pulled to the front, your defenses held against the onslaught of heretics that came for the next six hours.
>Their defenses turned against them, you set up firing lanes and killing zones for layer upon layer of heavy bolters and lasguns, leaving piles of bodies among the fields.
>The assault continued until the late evening, when, either by the darkening skies or lack of remaining troops, the attacks abated.
>The pungent stench of gunpowder and blood-soaked earth stains the air.
>A few medivacs had made it to the front line to haul away the dead.
>Unfortunately, they had yet to reach your section of the line, so as you sat on an overturned barrel to use as a makeshift chair for a meal of tinned rations, you were accompanied by the hole-riddled corpse of one of your compatriots.
>Surrounded by the wreckage of one of the enemy’s heavy guns, techpriest Scintillula gazes quizzically at the blasted hole remaining from the weapon’s destruction.
>“Commissar. It may be of some interest for you to see this,” Scintillula suddenly says.
>You take a reprieve from the bland rations to uphold her request.
“What is it, cogpriest?” you ask, heading over to the techpriest, currently staring at the ground with her head cocked curiously to one side.
>“Some sort of black metal.”
“You called me over here for black metal?” you ask, frowning.
>“No! Just - here.”
>She stoops down and brushes some of the thick muck aside, revealing an indecipherable mark emitting a faint sickly green glow embedded in the onyx-colored surface.
>Your finger twitches for your boltpistol.
“Xenos,” you mutter, before regaining your composure.
>Training quickly kicks in.
“I need to vox the Lord Commissar. Scintillula, with me.”
>“I assure you there is not much more information that I could give by coming with you. I had really better study these markings. They may be important to -”
“You’re coming with me, and that’s final.”
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>>28534959

>She says nothing more.
>You grab a voxcaster from the befuddled operator, and punch the activation rune.
>After a brief moment of static, Lustris Armis comes in over the line.
>“Commissar Caelitum. What news from the front?”
“The enemy has abated the attack for now. However, I come with… other news.”
>“Tell me.”
>You look around to see who might be listening; most of your men seem to be either resting or pre-occupied with other things.
“We have found xenos markings beneath the floor of the trenches,” you say, lowering your voice.
>“This is quite serious, Commissar,” Armis responds, after a short pause.
“Indeed. Your orders?”
>“I’m sending a Salamander over right away,” he says crisply and without hesitation. “I need you back at central command anyways. You will be debriefed.”
“Very good, my lord. I shall see you promptly.”
>You close the connection.
“Be ready for transport,” you tell Scintillula. “We’re heading back to base.”
>She looks somehow disappointed.

>The command base remains a few kilometers behind the lines, though some of the empty spaces have been filled with the shorter range quad launchers and heavy bolter emplacements where once rows of men stood in damp trenches.
>The Salamander wheels you up to the motor pool, where its drivers quickly disembark to refuel the promethium tanks and perform what mechanical rites they have been taught.
>You soon follow, Scintillula and a pair of silent Skitarii rangers following.
>As the Skitarii were not exactly under your command, you had no choice but to let them come with you, though for what purpose Scintillula had elected to bring them you are uncertain.
>A few enlisted men mill about or tend to their duties around the base, all non-combat personnel: couriers, vox operators, sanctioned mechanics, and the like.
>A pair of men holding short lascarbines approach you.
>“Commissar Caelitum. We have been instructed to escort you to the Lord Commissar’s tent,” one says.
>You nod curtly.
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>“I’m sure the Lord Commissar will be interested in their advice,” the guardsman replies, disinterestedly.
>Your merry band trudges across the muddy ground towards the central command post.
>The few remaining Equestrian officers huddle around a holotable, studying battle positions with the Lord Commissar.
>Most of their compatriots had died traitors in the opening phases of the invasion.
>The Commissariat had quickly taken over once it was clear the entirety of the Equestrian’s high command had succumbed to Chaos, and now most of the Equestrian regiments were led by a commissar as opposed to a colonel.
>The better to guarantee loyalty, the Munitorum had decreed, and desertion rates had certainly dropped, though that was possibly because most deserters were dying before they escaped the lines.
>Lord Armis looks up from the hologram to address you.
>“Commissar Caelitum. And Magos Scintillula. You have arrived,” he says.
“Lord Commissar,” you say, saluting. “How is our tactical situation?”
>Scintillula shifts to the rear of the tent, discussing something in binary with a lexmechanic.
>“Tenable, but only just,” he says, switching to another battle view with a flick of his hand. “Which is acceptable. The other regiments were not so successful in their attacks. Obviously, Musculus’s cavalry was almost entirely annihilated in the initial assault. Only 15 survived. Similarly, the 107th and 59th Regiments were entirely destroyed.”
“No thanks to our losses two days ago, I presume,” you say.
>“That may have played a role, but I think a larger factor was their leaders’ incompetence. Leading company after company into a field of stubber fire with no artillery or smokescreen is pure foolishness. It is fortunate they had support from the 19th and 85th Regiments, or their objectives would not have been taken. Even so, the losses they took leave those areas unsecured, and they may fall in the morning....”
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>>28534966

“Could we reinforce them, my lord?” you ask.
>“Perhaps. The questions is if we have enough reserves. I have held the 34th and 90th regiments back. Maybe it is time to send them to the front.”
“The 34th and 90th are untested, my lord,” you say.
>“If we strengthen those positions, the enemy is unlikely to attack there. They should not face the brunt of the fighting. All regiments must face their first trial by fire.”
“Very well, my lord,” you relent.
>“Now, tell me of these xenos markings,” the Lord Commissar says.
“Perhaps it would best for Magos Scintillula to explain,” you reply.
>The techpriest nods and, her two guards flanking her, comes to the center of the command tent, snaking a long wire into a port on the holotable.
>The blue wireframe of the battlemap switches into a three-dimensional version of the carved rune.
>“This is what we found,” she says. “Do you perhaps know what it is, Lord Commissar?”
>Armis rubs his chin, scowling.
>“I do. And if I am correct, we are all in grave danger.”
>The officers around the tent suddenly perk up.
>“Who here is below security level Omega-Nine? If you are, get out.”
>A few men leave, along with the lexmechanic.
“I have seen this symbol only once, and I am lucky to have escaped with my life,” the Lord Commissar begins. “We were fighting a battle on Astris XI. Orks. Suddenly, a mountain disappears in a flash of green light. We thought it might be some new Ork weapon, but they aren’t that clever. And they don’t have skeletal black robots that get up after you shoot them.”
>Scintillula seems to shrink somewhat, and a sinking feeling fills your core.
>You had heard rumors of such terrors, but had assumed them to be only that: rumors.
“This,” Armis continues, “is a Necron rune. I have heard reports of such symbols being found on many planets near the Eye of Terror.”
>“So what do we do about it?” someone asks.
“We finish this campaign. We keep fighting. We hope they don’t wake up,” Armis says.
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>>28534969

>It was raining when you exited the tent, fat wet droplets smacking your face and turning the already soft ground into a viscous soup of brown.
>The same pair of guardsmen escort you to your quarters, a bivouac with a low cot and a desk set inside.
>As you hang up your greatcoat, you notice the Lord Commissar standing in the entryway.
“My lord!” you exclaim.
>“I apologize, Commissar Caelitum. Did I frighten you?”
“No, my lord. A commissar is never afraid.”
>“Of course.”
>He pauses.
>“You realize, Commissar, that I would not simply call you back to base to discuss some minor xenos findings.”
“No?”
>“Well, assuredly evidence of a Necron presence on this planet is certainly more pressing than I thought, but so long as they stay unawakened it should be no trouble. As I said.”
“Emperor will it.”
>“Indeed. Regardless, I have new orders for you.”
>He sets a large stack of papers on the desk.
>A large Inquisitorial I emblazens the top.
>Your spine goes straight as a rod.
“What is this? Am I -”
>“Did you think - no, of course not. If that were true, you would already be dead, you know that right?”
>His jape does nothing to lighten the mood.
>“A certain Inquisitor has taken an interest in capable soldiers for a behind the lines operation.”
>There were always rumors of Inquisitors hanging about when the Great Enemy reared its fearsome multiple heads.
>You had already heard whisperings amongst your troops that they were afraid of being taken in for a brief interrogation from which they might not return.
>Such ideas almost always remained just rumors, but you were finding things that you thought would remain rumors were more frequently changing into realities.
“My lord, are you not certain that I should remain with my -” you begin to say, but Armis cuts you off.
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>>28534971

“My lord, are you not certain that I should remain with my -” you begin to say, but Armis cuts you off.
>“You know you have no choice in this matter. What His Majesty’s Inquisition wants, they shall have. You have proven yourself a capable fighter. You should consider yourself honored to have attracted their attention.”
“Of course, my lord.”
>“She plans to meet you tomorrow morning. So, please, be on your best behavior.”
>He winks.
“Of course, Lord Commissar.”
>“Emperor protect you, Commissar Caelitum. The Guard could use more soldiers like you.”

>Your cup of recaf was cold by the time the Inquisitor arrived, not that it mattered much anyways.
>Field recaf always tasted of dust and iron filings, with the texture to match.
>It was almost a reprieve to not have to pretend to enjoy it any longer when the command tent, cleared besides your person for the arrival of the Inquisitor, suddenly began to fill with blue acrid smoke, carried by a Ministorum priest’s heavy swinging censer.
>Dressed entirely in navy blue, the Inquisitor entered the tent, her tall pointed hat nearly catching on the upper canvas of the entrance.
>Her long greatcoat buffeted about her ankles, and a heavy chain carrying the Inquisitorial insignia hung from her neck.
>“I am the great and powerful Inquisitor Callidia Lunis, Ordo Hereticus,” she says, flipping her hair.
>You snap your feet together and salute.
“Commissar Solis Caelitum, at your service, my lady,” you say.
>“Put your hand down, you silly girl. And none of this ‘my lady.’ I’m not a lady. And as much as I appreciate to bask in others adoration, I have much more important things to deal with,” the Inquisitor says.
>You comply with her demands.
>“That’s strange,” she says, tapping her chin. “There was supposed to be one more. A certain representative from the Adeptus -”
>“Magos Nu-Sigma-Tau-Thirteen-Forty-Two-Prime-Dash-Mu-Nine-Zero-One-Eta-Alpha, here,” Scintillula says, entering with her two guards.
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>“Emperor protect us,” the priest mutters.
>You nod solemnly in response.
>“- and my Logister, Luna Saltatora.”
>“Commissar Solis Caelitum,” she says after a brief pause and the whirring of some arcane bit of technosorcery plugged into her head. “Born in the two-hundred forty sixth year of the forty-first millenium, on the three-hundred nineteenth day, on Equestrius. Trained at the Schola Progenium on Mare Castellia, from -”
>“That will be all, Logister,” the Inquisitor says. “Do you have the information on our assignment?”
>“Yes, ” the logister says. “Bringing it up now.”
>She plugs a dataslate into the holotable, and a wireframe of a large fortress, brimming with tall spires, soaring towers, fearsome gun batteries, and gleaming aquilas, emerges from the projector.
>“This is Fortress Nineteen,” the logister says. “It is one of many such fortresses defending Equestrius from invasion. It was the first to fall during the Chaos invasion, most likely due to internal treachery.”
“What purpose does this fortress serve to us?” you ask.
>“Everything. We wish to learn the nature of how the Great Enemy managed to infiltrate the Equestrian High Command so thoroughly,” the Inquisitor says. “So, we must begin at the source of this pestilence!”
>You think for a moment.
“Fortress Nineteen is at least a hundred kilometers behind enemy lines. How do we plan to reach it?”
>“Your guard transports never could, obviously. But they do not have the resources of His Majesty’s Inquisition, nor my certain talents at acquisition. We shall have a stealth transport, courtesy of the Stygian techpriests. They have some interest in Fortress Nineteen as well.”
“So we infiltrate this enemy stronghold and what? What are we looking for?”
>“Anything that could be a sign of the start of this blight of Heresy,” Stellara speaks. “And to burn as many of these accursed Heretics as we can.”
“Very well. I can get onboard with that.”
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>>28534981

“Very well. I can get onboard with that.”
>You check the ammunition count on your boltpistol, and drop your hand to your chainsword.
“When do we leave?”
>The Inquisitor smiles.

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Ay gibe da Traplite, b0ss.
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I love space dykeshit. I love light-hearted adventurous comedy shenanigans. I love references. If you manage to combine all of the above, I will cum buckets.

Dimensional Delivery squeezed all the future children out of my loins. I am now infertile.

So, instead of letting the refractory period take its course like a sane person would, I'm lubing up my hand for the final load.

Are you ready? Because I don't think I am. I'm so scared.
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>>28535329

In the grim darkness of a far-flung star system, a lonely spaceship drifts lazily across the desolate void.

"Hey, Trix."

In it, a handsome green blob of a man swings his prosthetic arm about, deftly freeing a can of Bradweiser from its plastic packaging.

"Hey, Trix. Hey. Trixie. Hey. HEEEEEEY."

The pale blue haired wizard finally sighs, putting down her outdated copy of Wizard Robe Monthly.

She looks up at Anon, shifting slightly in the galley's couch.

"What is it, Anonymous?"

"It's FRIIIIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA!"

Anon tosses the Bradweiser towards Trixie, drawing a slow arc over the coffee table and then plummeting down towards Trixie's lap.

Trixie puts on a highly unamused face.

The foaming can of fizzy yellow stuff bounces harmlessly off of her astral barrier.

"Aw, come on! You just wasted a perfectly good beer!"

"I'm not in the mood, Anonymous."

"But it's FRIDAY! You know, MUTHAFUCKAAA and all that."
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>>28535333
Trixie picks up the magazine again, lazily flipping to the next page.

"Anonymous, we're stuck in the middle of a no-warp zone without a molecule of hyperspace fuel left. Please excuse me if I don't seem too excited about spending yet another Friday in this lifeless void."

"That's precisely why we need to party!"

Anon pops open a fresh can of Bradweiser, taking a large sip before continuing.

"We could be stuck here for years if nobody picks up our distress signal. More the reason to party as hard as we can before these beers expire!"

Anon begins fist-pumping the air above his head, sending splatters of yellow liquid down his head and towards Trixie.

The pale-blue wizard props up her astral shield again, frowning deeply.

"Please mind your manners. These robes are new."

"Ah-hah! Robes! You're a genius, Trix. We'll have a toga party!"

Anon shotguns the beer in one go, then begins stripping his clothes.

Trixie envelops Anon in a bubble of telekinetic energy, floating him out of the galley just as he finishes taking his pants off.

"WHOOO WHOOO! Check out my elephant, Twilight!"

"And try not to breathe too much, Anonymous! Your beers are not the only consumables onboard this ship."
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>>28535337
In the grim darkness of SciTwi's quarters, a lone purple scientist is hunched over a series of blinking buttons and dials.

"Hey, Twi."

Next to her, a belligerent green blob of a boyfriend swings his exposed dong to and fro.

He thinks briefly about making elephant noises at Twilight, maybe even show her the mighty elephant himself. But thinks better of it. He pulls his pants up rather than risking another week without sex.

"Hey, Twi. Hey. Twilight. Hey. HEEEEY."

The purple scientist finally sighs, straightening up from the glowing console.

"What is it, Anonymous?"

"I, uh--"

Anon reconsiders the elephant joke. It could be totally worth spending a week without sex.

"Anon, I know the humdrum is getting to you, and I'm really sorry about miscalculating our jump range, but now's really not the time for parties."
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>>28535345
Twilight runs her fingers across the keyboard, frantically sending a string of commands to the ship's radio.

"Ohhh, I can't believe I screwed up like this. We could be stuck here for years and it's all my fault!"

She slams her head against the keyboard. The console beeps and boops in protest.

Not knowing what to do, Anon puts a comforting hand on his girlfriend's shoulder.

"Twilight--"

He pauses.

Well, it *is* her fault that they're stuck here.

"It's totally your fault that we're stuck here--"

"Thanks, dearest."

"--But I forgive you. Trixie forgives you. You're trying your damnedest to get us out of here, and that's more than enough. Don't be so hard on yourself.!"

Twilight sits upright without a word, leaning her head against Anon's torso. She sniffles.

Anon begins stroking her hair gently.
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>>28535349
"To be honest, being stuck here without HST-Net kinda sucks. I haven't watched any RariJack pornography for so long, I don't know what to do with myself."

Twilight snorts, punching Anon playfully.

"You pervert!"

"Hey, made you laugh."

"I only laughed because it's true. You really need to stop using my TwiPad for watching that stuff."

Anon's face grows beet-red.

"Shit."

"You left quite a trail of browsing history on that thing, my love. RariJack this, RariJack that... I can't search for anything with the letter R in it anymore without getting dozens of RariJack search recommendations---"

Twilight's eyes go wide.

"RariJack. That's it!"
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>>28535358
"YES! I will dress up as Applejack, and you'll--"

"Not that kind of RariJack, you silly," Twilight hisses as she hops over to a pile of phone books. "Although, that sounds really kinky and we should discuss it in detail later--"

"Oh my god, I love you so much."

"I know. Just shut up for a moment..."

Twilight scans the stack of phone books before pulling out one with a large 'D' printed on it. She begins flipping through its pages frantically.

"Dime-A-Dozen Pizza, Dimensional Dean of Dykes, Dimen-- Found it!"

She hurriedly slams the book on the nearby night stand and reads from it.

"Dimensional Delivery Service, Emergency Hotline."

Anon glances at the pizza box sized supercomputer next to him, and then at the yards-high stack of phone books.

"You need to remind me why we keep a stack of phone books."

"CDC's 'Contacts List Security Guideline' compliance," she waves her hands in the air. "It's a long and stupid story."

"Well, it *does* sound stupid."
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>>28535361
"I know. Regardless, we can contact the Dimensional Delivery Service and have them make an emergency delivery of fuel. Last I heard they were making a lesbianitarian delivery to the RariJack Refugee Camps, so we just have to call up the camp's delegates and ask them to relay a message for us."

"Oh, so that explains the sudden RariJack inspiration."

"Yes. For once, your obsession with lesbian pornography is going to save our lives."

Twilight jumps over to the console and begins punching in a series of numbers.

"We just need to stop the broadcast and focus all the energy in *this* angle..."

She turns a series of dials and pulls on some pulleys for good measure.

"...It doesn't have to be *that* precise. RariJack Refugee Camps are close enough..."

One by one, the blinking lights on the console turn solid green.

"This is going to totally work. I can feel it."
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>>28535368

>Some minutes later:

"WHAT?? What do you mean they're gone?"

Twilight slams her fist onto the desk, fuming.

"[Gone as in they've left an hour ago, darling!]"

The blue-haired pale figure responds over the vid-comm. Both of her nostrils are plugged with rolled-up tissue paper.

"[They've left such a m-mess in their wake, too! Absolut-t-tely preposterous! Even now, my Applejack a-and.... and..]"

Rarity's vision shifts to something outside her camera's field of view. The rolled-up tissue in her nostrils begin to redden as her eyes grow wider than ever. Another Rarity off-screen in the distance screams 'Wahaha'.

"[Wh-what I'm t-t-trying to say is... Ehem! My apologies. What I'm trying to say is that I don't know where they went off to, because I was... we were... distracted. Yes.]"

Twilight raises an eyebrow.

"Distracted?"

"[Some Applejacks were... 'wresting' to assert dominance, as it were.]"
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>>28535371
"....Nevermind I asked. Look, could you at least send a message to CDC or HST or whomever you've been contacting with and tell them that we need some fuel delivered? We're in a bit of a sticky situation here."

"[Of course darling. I'm broadcasting it as we speak.]"

"Thank you."

"[Tell me darling, is there a reason why you can't contact the courier directly?]"

"CDC's Emergency Correspondence Guidelines For Twilights Unaffiliated With HST. In short, we have to *ask* a non-Twilight to contact the authorities on our behalf."

"[How dreadful.]"

"I know."

"[O-oh. Sorry, darling. I wasn't paying attention to your explanation.]"

"But you just said--"

"[The Applejacks stopped scissoring to assert dominance. They all came much too quick.]"

Rarity's face lights up like a red dwarf. Twilight bites her lip, trying not to say anything.

"[Ohhhawahaha! I-it seems like I've spoken way way way too much about our predicament here! Goodbye now~]"

With that, she rushes off-camera without even disconnecting the camera.

Twilight terminates the call as sloshing sounds and muffled moans begin to rise in volume.
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>>28535377
"Well, they're a lewd bunch."

"You haven't seen the half of it. Their porn is like, at least 20% lewder than this."

Twilight scowls at Anon like he just said something in base-10 logarithm.

"I'll let that slide."

A shit-eating grin spreads very slowly across Anon's face.

"Let what slide, Twi?"

"That phrase you just said."

"What, 20% lewder?"

"Stop it."

"Why? It's AWESOME!"

"NO SEX FOR A WEEK, ANONYMOUS."
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>>28535382

- - - -
. . . .

In the grim darkness of a far-flung star system, a lonely spaceship drifts lazily across the desolate void, waiting for a special delivery.

"Hey, Trix."

In it, a dejected green blob of a man slowly opens the fridge door, reaching for a can of Bradweiser.

Trixie looks up at Anon from her magazine, raising an eyebrow.

Anon collapses into the empty spot next to Trixie, inflating the blue wizard's side of the couch briefly.

"I heard we're getting a delivery of much-needed hyperspace fuel."

"You heard right, Trix."

Anon cracks the can open, taking a sip from it.

"I've also heard you won't be able to copulate with Twilight for roughly 7 days, give or take."

Anon stops mid-gulp, puts the beer down, then rubs his eyes.

"Yes Trixie, I know these bulkheads are thin, need to keep it down, yadda yadda."

Trixie stares at the linoleum beneath her feet.

Awkward silence.
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>>28535387
Trixie levitates a beer out of the fridge and floats it next to Anon.

"Drinking by yourself isn't healthy, Anonymous. Cheers?"

Anon smiles.

"Yeah, I'd like that very much."

Trixie pops her beer open. Anon gently taps his can with Trixie's.

"Here's to being rescued," intones Anon, before taking a big gulp.

"Indeed. And to Anonymous getting his genitals moist in roughly three days or less because Twilight hungers for her lover's throbbing phallus too much to last for a week of abstinence."

Anon coughs violently.

"Too vulgar perhaps? I've been listening to a lot of the Notorious G.L.I.M. as of late."
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>>28535390

And that concludes today's update.

Is Anon dead? Dying? That beer is some nasty stuff, and he just inhaled a lot of it.

How long will Trixie put up with this predicament before getting bored and opening a portal to the nearest gas station?

Will this story get another update, if ever?

Literally none of these questions will be answered in the next update of this humdrum adventure. Stay untuned!
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Morning anons
A lof to read and not enough tto
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>>28534959
Fucking finally, Ikea.
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>>28535396
>>28534983
>>28534325
>>28532990
>>28529388
>>28526335
>>28526090
IS THIS HEAVEN?
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>>28536012
Possibly
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>>28535940
Glad you liked it, because I just realized I accidentally some lines. They're in the pastebin.
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>>28537167
>because I just realized I accidentally some lines.
You also accidentally some words
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>>28536859
This brings sadness to my heart.
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>>28537349
>That's_the_joke.jpg
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>>28537780
My life is a joke
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>>28537780
>that's_the_damage_control.jpg
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>>28537854
>He doesn't know the "I accidentally" meme
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>>28537884
>He thinks calling some obscure reference to an ancient joke a meme will deflate any points made against him
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>>28537920
>Putting this much effort into trying to make a fool of me because you just didn't get a joke
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>>28537957
>implying he was the only who didnt get it
>implying it wasnt me
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>>28538049
Well, you're both idiots then. Go back to Meme 1st Grade. Fucking newfags.
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>>28538087
Bruh why are you so mad? Just admit you're doing some hardcore damage control
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>>28538130
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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>>28538106
I don't know what you're trying to hide but it didn't get by me.
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So did all of Sunset's lewd handholding turn Twilight into a super slut between movies?
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>>28538130
I never got a sauce on Jinx.
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>>28540730
Just look at that Shimmigrant
She's threatening people!
Isn't this sufficient evidence to support the need for immediate deportation?
What's worse is that they associate with those terrible Pinkies. They always go around blowing things up!
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>>28527272
>>28530024
I meant the Scilight Twilight green.
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Party hats are here!
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heres a trix I found the other day
also Happy Birthday 4chan
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>>28541289
Nice trix
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I noticed that were are only about 60 posts away from image limit so use pictures carefully
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>>28541722
>mfw I missed it
nah fuck 5 images I'll just kill myself now
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>>28541732
Why is every post a 2?
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>>28538143
I can taste the salt
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>>28530317
roll
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>>28541732 inspired this. It's after Discord shoots out Anon's cheek with the shotgun in Moblight.
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Night nst
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>>28540784
Nah, Pinkie puts the fun in funeral.
Now, Illegal Shimmigrants need to be shot on ight.
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>>28542160
Aren't we focusing too hard on the Shimmigrants?

What about those RariJack Refugees? They can't stop rubbing their stupid religion in everyone's faces. Dresslims are destroying our society with their backwards ideals about fashion and high life.
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>>28543020
people are tired and busy
plus the hats ajd eqg 3 got a lot of us
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>>28542223
>They can't stop rubbing their stupid religion in everyone's faces.
Do you mean the Shimmianity.
RariJack Refugees don't corrupt our Twilights, they aren't rapists or murderers.
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>>28543630
>Shimianity
>Shimmigrants
I feel as if /nst/ errored somewhere.
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>>28543683
The Shimmers' corruption has set in and it's too late to stop it
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>>28543699
Sunset corrupted Twilight so much that now she wants the dick.
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>>28543720
she wants the sunny D
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>>28543630
We need to build the wall
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Which Twilight outfit is the best
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>>28530317
let us roll
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>>28530317
Rolling for great justice
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>>28546055
>become crusaderlight's mom
O-oh... I uh...this will be hard. I guess give me weak mind control, a real man's gun, and a slug. I'll convince some shopkeepers to give me lady clothes for free. If that doesn't work, the gun will do the talking for me. Armed with my new lady clothes, I'll encounter Crusaderlight tell her the slug has been trying to possess me and I need her help. She'll rescue me from its evil clutches and I'll use those mind control powers again to suggest that we partner up from now on. Slowly but surely, planting small suggestions here and there, I'll get her to see me as a mother figure.
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>>28530317
rolling for something with traplite
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>>28546361
oh well still good I hope
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>>28545870
Go back to your country shimmigrants
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>>28512543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
How does it feel that Twilight is a pure and extremely unexperienced fundamentalist Catholic waifu? :^)
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>>28547253
oh religious anon you're back
we havent had any stories with religious twi yet
good to see that you are doing well
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>>28535008
gibe jeff
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hi lads
I was going to write a green about SciTwi and philosophy shit but for a lots of reasons I couldn't do it.
So, I want to ask if anyone wants some green about Russian SciTwi?
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>>28548459
we already had a russian SciTwi story but sure
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>>28548470
are you talking about that spinoff thing? I was going to write something different
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>>28547295
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>>28548504
ok then Ill read it
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>>28548459
Do it. I'm interested.
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>>28548459
I read the filename first and thought it had something to do with r63 but still russian scitwi is cool
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>>28548459
Make her Orthodox.
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>>28550218
FRANS
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>>28550587
thanks for finishing this my power went out
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night nst
today was a slow day
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>>28551312
Night Anon!
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>>28465836

>When you next arrived at school, it was after a weekend of failures trying to decipher what went down in that video and how its contents could help you learn more about magic.
>Well, whatever. It’s of no consequence to you. There’s plenty of time to figure things out.
>Besides, it’s not like you’re ever going to see her again. She won’t have the opportunity to upstage you again.
>As you sat down in your desk for homeroom, the intercom buzzed to life.
>”Would Anonymous please come to the principal’s office?”
>Your peers made a chorus of “ooh”s and “you’re in trouble”s as you got up and left the room.
>Yes, you’re in great trouble, Anonymous. Ooooh you’re so scared.
>She probably just wants to apologize to you for her behavior yesterday.
>As you traveled through the halls, you thought of all the ways you could refuse her apology and make her beg you for forgiveness.
>After no time at all, you arrived at Principal Celestia’s office and pushed the door open.
>Your eyes instantly locked on her.
“Good morning to you, Celestia.”
>”Good morning, Anonymous,” she replied.
>”Hi there.”
>Hm?
>What was that?
>That sounded like someone you know.
>”Hello?”
>No, you’re imagining things.
>She’s not really there.
>You’re going to turn your head fifty eight degrees to the left and the guest chair in front of Celestia’s desk will be empty.
>In three...two...one…
>No, false start.
>This time for sure.
>Three...two…
>One and a half…
>One and one fourth…
>One and one eighth…
>Do it, you pussy!
>You whip your head around and, much to your dismay, sitting in the guest chair before Celestia’s desk, is none other than--
“Twilight Sparkle.”
>”Ah, so you two have been acquainted,” says Celestia.
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>>28551407

“What is she doing here?” you seethe, looking into the purple monkey’s eyes.
>She shrinks back in the chair, hiding her chin in her shirt.
>”Anonymous, is that any way to speak to a student?”
“Good thing she’s not a student then.”
>”Actually,” Twilight speaks up, “I just transferred in over the weekend.”
>What?
>”Canterlot Wondercolts. Woo.”
>”It’s true, Anonymous. She’s one of us.”
“This is a joke.”
>”Speaking of, I had a wonderful idea. Since the two of you are so bright and scientifically inclined, I thought you could share your lab.”
>Mary mother of God, has your cover been blown?
“What lab? This school doesn’t have a lab.”
>”Oh, please. I’ve known about your arrangement with Scruffy since it began.”
>Your jaw drops.
>You gawk at the principal, unable to…
>Scruffy must have spilled the beans.
>Celestia giggles at your shock and waves a hand dismissively.
>”Scruffy didn’t say anything. Honestly, Anonymous, did you think you could hide it from me? Nothing goes on in this school without my knowing. This building is a castle and I’m the princess.”
“The princess had no role other than eye candy and being a bargaining chip for other kingdoms.”
>”You hush.”
“Celestia, be reasonable! You can’t expect me to share my lab with...with HER!”
>”I don’t think I’m so bad,” Twilight whimpers.
>Oh yeah, ham it up.
>Celestia might fall for that, but you see right through it.
>”Enough of this. I’ve made up my mind.”
“But, Celestia!”
>”I said enough! Now, you will escort Ms. Sparkle to your lab and you will give her a tour of it. You will be kind and courteous to her and give her a key when you’re finished. Am I understood?”
“You don’t know what you’re doing.”
>”Am I understood?”
“I…”
>Your eyes dart between the two women.
>How could this have happened?
>You let your guard down. You showed one moment of weakness and this cougar pounced on it!
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>>28551410

>Sharing your lab...with Twilight Sparkle…
>The thought sickens you.
>You have to refuse. It’s a matter of principle at this point. If a man can’t have his own lab, what does he have?
>”Should I count your reluctance towards my final decision on the Everton scholarship?”
“No!”
>That royal bitch!
>You bite your lip and stare at Twilight, looking for the words.
>It takes a great deal of effort, but you manage to squeeze them out at the thought of Celestia tearing your scholarship to shreds.
“I accept. I’ll show Twilight to my--”
>”Your?”
“To...our lab.”
>”Good boy.”
“You’ll get yours, Celestia. Mark my words.”
>”Yes, I’m sure I will.”
>Fucking cunt.
“You there,” you snap at Twilight. “Come along.”
>She nods and hops out of her seat.
>She’s in front of you in a second, somewhat hunched over and clutching her backpack like it was the most important thing in the world.
>You scoff and turn on a heel, heading out of the office.
>Twilight tries her hand at small talk on the way to the basement, but you’ll have none of that.
>Conversation begins when you reach the door to your lab.
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>>28551414

>You put the key in the lock, twist it, and slowly open the door, taking as much time as you possibly can to build suspense.
>You step into the darkness, feel around on the wall, and flip on the switch.
>The singular hanging light in the room flickers to life, illuminating the ugly, stained brown settings.
“Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, I know most students don’t get their own labs, but I guess I’m just special.”
>You aim her curious eyes towards your pristine white lab bench.
>It’s covered in blueprints, books, and various tools.
“And that’s where the magic happens. So to speak.”
>She walks towards it, pivoting her head to get a full view of the room.
“Speechless, huh?”
>Yeah, you knew she would be.
>Not every kid gets their own lab? Ha! NOBODY gets their own lab.
>This is a testament to your intelligence.
>This is--
>”It’s a nice start.”
>This is a nice start!
>This is...wait, what?
“Excuse me? A start?”
>”Yeah. You just got this, right? It’s good for a new lab.”
>Just got it? You’ve been here for two years. What does this ignorant chimp mean “just got it”?
>”My lab back at Crystal Prep was a little more decked out, but I had it for a while. About three years, actually.”
“You...had a lab?”
>”A nice one too. I had all the latest tech in there. I just wish I could have brought some with me though. You look like you could use some help down here.”
>Help?
>You need help?
>YOU need HELP from HER?!
>NO! YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT NEED HELP! ESPECIALLY FROM HER!
>UNBELIEVABLE! SHE HAD A LAB! SHE HAD A BETTER LAB! SHE HAD A BETTER LAB THAN YOU FOR A WHOLE EXTRA YEAR!
>Keep your cool, Anon.
>Calm down.
>She’s...bluffing.
“I don’t need any help. I’m progressing just fine. As you can see, I’ve only...just recently acquired this area, but it’ll be noteworthy soon enough.”
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>>28551418

>Twilight smiled and nodded as she sat herself down in YOUR chair.
>”You sound like you’ve got things under control.”
>You march over and grab her under the armpits.
“Yes, things are very under control.”
>After hoisting her out of the seat and putting her a few feet away, you pull a small cleaning cloth out of the drawer of your bench and wipe down the seat.
>”Oh, do you have rules about contamination?”
“No. I just don’t want you in my chair. I don’t know where you’ve been. Also it’s my chair.”
>”I get it.”
“My chair.”
>”Yeah, I feel you.”
“Mine.”
>”Ooookay.”
>You looked it over.
>It was just a stool.
>A simple, stupid, ugly, little stool with hollow metal legs and a black plastic seat.
>She probably had a god damned throne in her lab.
>You notice your hands have begun to shake.
>Quickly, you push the stool under the bench and stick them in your pockets.
“Do you think you can handle being in here alone or do you need a man to keep you company?”
>”I can handle it. Thanks, Anon.”
“Whatever.”
>You slap a spare key to the room down on the bench, return your hand to your pocket, and leave.
>You can’t stand being around her.
>She just always has to show you up, doesn’t she?
>So her lab has all the latest tech? Well woopty fucking do.
>Not everyone is as rich and fortunate as you, Twilight. Ever think maybe someone can’t afford a fucking photon microscope? Huh?
>Pompous, stuck up, spoiled rotten, little bitch....
>You’ll show her.
>She may be more athletic than you, and have a better lab than you, and know more about magic than you...but she’s not smarter than you.
>The classroom is yours and yours alone.
>It’s time for Twilight Sparkle to learn her place in this school.
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>>28551425
> Ever think maybe someone can’t afford a fucking photon microscope?

Unless you're talking about something like a two-photon excitation microscope, which only some extremely advanced biology labs have, a photon microscope is just a regular light microscope, although nobody calls them that.

If the point you're trying to make is that Anon can't afford even basic equipment, then that's fine and kind of funny.

If the point you're trying to make is Anon already has a bunch of advanced equipment, but doesn't have this one expensive - but actually possible to obtain - thing, then go with either a more specific type of light microscope (phase contrast or fluorescence microscopes are good choices, a good one can run you a few thousand dollarydoos) or an electron microscope, which I think is probably what you actually meant.

And if your point is that Anon doesn't have something that literally doesn't exist outside of advanced biology labs with dedicated biophysics and laser physics support, and would never be given to a high school for any reason whatsoever, then wow, your Anon is even more of a fucking prick than I thought.
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>>28518094
> The Rumbling of thousands of flashlight shippers can be heared in the background
Now you did it anon.
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>>28530317
Fuckin roll!
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>>28530317
rocking and rolling about
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Tag yourself /nst/
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>>28553420
Sorry but Cinchipoo is best Crystal Prep girl.
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>>28553420
>Sonata's recolor.
>Best anything.
No.
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>>28553420
is Sugarcoat /pol/
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>>28554402
>our media is completely under control by griffons
>ziggers ziggers ziggers
>gas the catbirds species war now
>praise heh
>we're going to build the wall and make the dresslims pay for it
>shimmigrants are rapists
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>>28554458
>Dresslims.
Bad meme, desu. Illegal Shimmigrants are the mexicans and the rapefugees.
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>>28554563
But they're so cute
How could you not want one to rape you?
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>>28554622
I don't like rapists anon.
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>>28554563
typical dresslim trying to shift the focus to innocent shimmigrants.
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>>28551915
Dude chill out
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>>28554677
>Illegal Shimmigrants.
>Innocent.
If they were innocent they would be in HST worlds legaly.
Now, there are legal Shimmigrants but those are mediocre and not worth to be treated with respect by the HST. The only ones that deserve respect are the ones who give their lifes to defend the HST I would drink a beer with one of those any day of the week.
Those who are criminals deserve to be punished.
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So, uh

What about that canon dykeshit, guys?
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>>28555391
its good
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>>28555391
Is the movie out yet?
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>>28555596
should be on Netflix
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>>28554735
No, I'm having fun.
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>>28555632
Hi Having Fun
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>>28555660
You stop that.
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I'm watching Legend of Everfree right now and holy shit I actually physically cringed.
>"Did you know the sapphire tent is the best?"
>"No. Why?"
>"Because you're in it. Winky face."

Holy shit.
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>>28556043
and reminder that was their first conversation
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Irl Scitwi was cute
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>>28556043
>>28556280
This is why I love Timber. He is seriously dense when flirting just like me IRL
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>>28556043
Good lord it's a fucking sailor moon transformation these niggas got magic armor holy shit I cant believe it what is this madness did the writers even know what they were doing I cant believe the animators animated this what even is MLP anymore my fucking sides cant handle this
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Howdy folks! Going to pick off from where I left off with Big Black Shaft Anon fairly soon, maybe as early as some time later tonight!

>>28556543
It's fucking glorious Anon. Embrace the Sentai Bullshit
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>>28556543
Oh come on they already went there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQsRaB0HLQ
You tell me that transformation into rainbow power wasn't cribbed direct from Power Rangers.
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>>28556593
Guys help. I think I'm falling for Gloriosa.
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>>28556500
What is this?
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>>28556647
sounds like she's got you, Anon.
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>>28556694
A shot from the commercial used to sell the Equestria Girls dolls. Same thing they did with the Dazzlings for Rainbow Rocks.
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>>28556647
>>28556716

https://derpibooru.org/1222493?scope=scpe8b58152b510a2c3ce5c11a63551b282ae245c3c4
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>>28556780
Got a link?
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>>28556716
You can't just say shit like that man.
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>>28556791
Thanks
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>>28554563
according to ayy-lmaoists illegal Shimmigrants can't stay permanently outside their home universe or dimension. it's like how we'll get another ice age to get rid of the ones unfit for fimbulwinter the universe will make the stars right to get rid of extradimensional whorses.
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>>28556808
Took me a second to find a non-hue version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSc0B8T1JPM
Here you go anon Again, it's not that big, but I flipped my shit when they did one for the Dazzlings, so I at least know the feel.
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>>28530317
Let's see senpai.
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>>28530317
Sat and rolled on random.org
In Big Brother Shining Armor universe
Fug Twilight and ditch her
AAAAAAAAAA

I take the real man's gun and the stick.
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>>28558248
why is AU so good
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>>28558440
>AU
we haven't seen everything of them and seeing them outside of school makes it another universe.
quit being a fag.
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>>28559051
trixie is so cute
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>>28557544
Huh. Neat.
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Sorry for not posting for a few days. Been distracted with IRL stuff. Will have either TrapLite or some other random shit out tomorrow.

Also kill me, I guess.
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>>28558554
Are you being retarded on purpose?
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>>28560222
nice trips
>spoiler
no
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You know the world has gone to shit when you see a meme in the news being labelled as a hate symbol, like, holy shit what the hell is wrong with this country?
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>>28560222
Go get some sleep, you blonde demon.
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>>28560509
a lot of things really
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>>28534325
>Be Twilight’s Big Brother, Shining Armor
>Your boot crunches against the snow as you march through the dark
>It is so blisteringly cold that you can see your breath with each puff you take, yet it is also so dark that you can’t see more than a few feet ahead
>Strange, it’s been some time since you haven’t been able to see in the dark
>Your Night Sight does not seem to be working
>The more you think about that, the more questions are raised
“Where am I? Where is my family, my friends? Twilight, Applejack… Nightlight, Big Mac….”
>Coming to a halt, you stare at yourself
>You appear to be wearing combat fatigues, a suit of heavy duty kevlar, and a combat helmet
>In your hands is an M-16 Assault Rifle
“Why am I in uniform? I was discharged wasn't I? I should be home! WHY AM I HERE!?”
>A fierce wind blowing in your face is the only answer you get
>Raising a scarf over your face, you grunt as you march on through the snow
>You don’t know where you are or where you’re going
>All you know is that you must keep marching ahead
“Damn it all…”
>“Heh.”
>You freeze
>Raising your rifle up, you scan the area surrounding you
“Who’s there?”
>A wave of heat washes over you from behind
>Twisting around, you spot a tiny fire in the distance
>Sitting in front of it is a figure you can’t quite make out
>Whoever it is appears to be waving a hand
>”Hey! Hey John!”
“John?”
>”Get over here!”
“….”
>You slowly begin to march closer to the fire, your hands gripping your rifle tight
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>>28560509
Leftists started to break things down with their horrible policies and restrictive social norms. They put society under such stress that fringe groups and more hateful ideologies began to sprout and grow in rebellion to the cultural marxist leaders. Now everybody is at each other's throats and nobody knows what it means to be a true American anymore.
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>>28560567
>By the light of the fire, you the figure is revealed to you
>Wearing a tattered and bloodied skirt, a Crystal Prep uniform by the looks of it, this young woman is definitely someone familiar
>”About time! Jeez, where ya been Champ?”
“You… I remember you. You’re Twiley’s friend. NO! No you’re not, you’re Indigo Zap."
>You stare at her sitting atop a log on the other side of the fire
>”The one and only!”
>She flips one leg over the other whilst folding her hands behind the back of her head
>Indigo is much like how you remember her
>Spiked up dark blue hair, Lightning Bolt earrings, athletic body and light skin
>However, her eyes are a much more human looking bright amber instead of the blood red you remember, and her hands don’t look to be the monstrous claws that had once raked your flesh
>Her trademark motorcycle goggles are also noticeably absent
>”Hey you checking me out? I’m a little old for you aren’t I?"
>She grins as you glare
>”Here, have a seat man. Chill a little.”
>You continue to glare as she gestures to the log directly opposite of her
>Reaching down by her side, she brandishes a plastic bag
>”I’ve got marshmallows!”
“…”
>You take a seat in front of the fire, careful not to lose sight of her
>Biting down on the plastic, she tears the bag open and sticks a marshmallow on a wooden stick
>She tosses a marshmallow over
>Carefully setting your rifle down, you stick the little sugary thing on the end of a wooden stick
>The two of you raise your treats over the fire and sit in silence
>Your head feels so very light
“What is this?”
>”Huh?”
“I killed you, you’re dead.”
>”No shit. That really fucking hurt.”
>She clasps a hand around her own throat and proceeds to make gagging noises at you
>Her gagging is quickly broken up by her laughter
>”Bah! Yeah, so I’m dead. Whatever, Hell’s not so bad…”
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>>28560668
>Hell’s not so bad
You see, that's what I always figured.
>"So, you killed yourself, huh? You're also prideful, wrathful, denounce God and his ways, and kick orphans. Wow, you must really hate God. Know what? You're cool in my book. Have a soda."
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So is /scitwi/ on suicide watch now after that kiss?
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>>28560668
>She swallows her marshmallow before reaching for another
“Hell huh?"
>”Yeah. Ya see, I sold my soul to that Demon, so when I died I ended up here!”
“What is ‘here’?”
>She chuckles
>”Take a wild guess man.”
>Your hands begin to shake as you hold the stick over the tiny yet fierce flames
“Am… am I dead?”
>”Not yet!”
>She raises her treat over the fire, her eyes reflecting the flames
>”But I got this feeling, call it a hunch, that you might end up here with me REAL soon. Whoa dude your marshmallow’s on fire!”
>You raise the flaming piece of fluff as you stare at her
“What makes you think that?”
>”Aren’t you going to put that out? You’re wasting it!”
>Gritting your teeth, you stick the marshmallow in the snow
“What the fuck are you talking about!?”
>Rolling her eyes, she lifts her stick and leans back
>”People like you and me, we belong here. But hey, I’m actually looking forward to having you around."
“Why, so you can try to kill me again?!”
>”HELL YEAH!”
>Your eyes widen as hers begin to glow red
>She stands tall, biting into her marshmallow before tossing the stick aside
>”Kicking your ass was so much fun, pretty soon I;ll get to do it FOREVER!”
“Is that so?”
>You shove the ice and ash coated marshmallow into your mouth and munch away
>Tossing the stick aside, you swallow your food and stand up
“Then why wait bitch?”
>You grab your rifle and aim it right at her grinning face
“I killed you once, I can do it again!”
>She chuckles as her fangs and claws distend
>Suddenly, you find that your gaze glows red and your teeth grow fangs, just like her
>”ARE YOU READY?”
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>>28560760
>She stomps her foot into the flames
>The fire bursts upwards, the blinding light forcing you to step back
>”FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT—“
>Flames arcs around as the fire spreads and encircles
>”—HELL’S FAVORITE DEMON GOES UP AGAINST THE REIGNING CHAMP—“
>Her voice thunders around through burning cinders snow-swept winds
>”—IN THE REMATCH THAT NEVER ENDS!”
>Raising your rifle, you open fire at her shifting figure
>”INDGIO ZAP VS.—“
>The gunfire ceases, your rifle jamming,
>You gasp as she sprints through the flames
>”—JOHN CEN—AAACK!!!””
>Indigo Zap’s eyes widen as she stumbles in front of you
>Gritting your teeth, you swing the jammed rifle
>The butt of your gun slams right into her shocked face
>Indigo’s blood spills over the snow as she falls into the flames
“HA! That all you got!?“
>Your taunting is cut short as a new figure emerges from amongst the fires
>Standing taller than Indigo Zap, and wielding a scowl as sharp as the bloodied machete in it’s grasp, is a stranger
“You want a piece of me too?!”
>Seeing a lapse in the flames, you leap over the side whilst keeping your eyes trained on the stranger
>Slapping your magazine out you quickly fiddle with your rifle before it is unjammed
“I’ll take on every… last…”
>A shimmering in the dark draws your attention
>Staring into the darkness with your Energy X enhanced vision, you spot something that takes your breath away
>It is a tower?
>A set of towers?
>An entire castle!
>Made of shimmering stone crystals!
>The crystal palace ahead wipes away your glare as you stare in awe
>You are so captivated by it, that you fail to see the mysterious stranger before she is upon you
>Before you can aim your rifle at her, she gently pushes the barrel of the gun aside and closes in
>The scowl is gone, replaced by the calmest of smiles
>”It’s OK Dude, I got you.”
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>>28560803
>I got you
Are we about to see new best girl?
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>>28560803
>Your entire body feels as if a jolt of lightning has run through it
>Once the shock of that sensation rubs off, a feeling of warmth runs over you
>Opening your eyes, you gaze upon the face of a serene woman with tanned skin
>She presses her lips against yours as she straddles your body
“Mhhmph?”
>Opening her eyes, she lifts herself up and hovers above you
>”Welcome back Dude.”
“Treehugger?”
>”You were throwing off some real negative waves, how you feeling now?
>”Uhhh, better. Thanks.”
>She grins as she bends down and lifts a strand of your hair from your face
>”It’s good to see you again.”
“y-Yeah, you too.”
>You feel your jeans becoming tighter as Treehugger turns her head and smiles at—
“Twilight?!”
>”See? I told you I could wake him up.”
>Your sister shakes before you, her cheeks having becoming utterly crimson
>”s-s-Shiney?! y-You—”
“i-It’s not what it looks like!”
>”Oh. My. GOD!”
>She rubs her temples as she looks away in shame
>Treehugger’s smile vanishes
>”Is something wrong?”
“t-Treehugger?”
>”Yeah Dude?”
“Can you please get off my crotch?”
>”Sure man.”
Treehugger slides off of you as your sister fumes
>”s-So this is who you left c-Cadence for?”
“TWILEY! It’s not like that!”
>Your body creaks while you let out a groan and rise to your feet
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>>28560822
I can't believe I disgraced her with that puny image. Forgive me.
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>>28560822
>>28560834
oof, nah sorry Anon
Not yet at least
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>>28560844
look at the picture count
there can only be 250 in each thread so be careful
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>>28560847
Look at the post count. There can only be 500 in the thread, so it doesn't matter since we're almost there.

>>28560844
>not yet
God damn it Shiney why do you have to tease us?
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>>28560832
“What the fuck just happened?”
>Your sister stomps towards you with her fists clenched
>”You’ve been passed out ALL DAY!”
“Passed out? ALL DAY?”
>You remember now
>Coming home, you confessed to your sister the… atrocity, you committed last night
>After that you remember snow, and blackness, and—
>You gasp
“Indigo…”
>Turning toward Treehugger, you ask
“Did you see what I saw?”
>”Well, yeah man. I was there, and I helped drag you out of whatever funk you were in. I dunno who that chick with the claws was, but she was definitely bad news.”
>”Claws?”
>Your sister’s expression lightens up
>”Were you dreaming about… Her?”
>You sigh whilst running a hand through your hair
“I guess I was.”
>”That was definitely more than a dream Dude.”
>Both you and your sister stare at Treehugger
“What do you mean?”
>”Everything I saw and felt in there was way too physical to be just a dream. Trust me on this.”
>You and your sister trade glances with each other before looking back at her
“Treehugger, what are you doing here? In fact, how did you know where I live?”
>Her smile returns as she asks
>”Can I have some tea?”
>Well, you’re not about to refuse a simple request from her
>Especially not after she slashed Indigo in the back for you
“Black tea OK?”
>”I’ll take what I can get bro.”
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>>28560847
Huh, I normally try to include a pic with every story post but if it's that big of a deal I can try to use my pics more sparingly. We are at over 400 posts though

>>28560857
I really liked our newest Camp Counselor too man, so I feel a little obligated to write her at some point
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>>28560887
>The three of you sit at your kitchen table as the last rays of sunlight shine in from outside
>Treehugger happily swishes her mug of tea as you sit opposite from her with your mug of straight black coffee
>Twilight still looks unamused, despite you having supplied her with a mug of coffee brewed just the way you know she likes it with extra cream and a touch of sugar
“Thanks again for helping me back there. I don’t know how you do it, but thanks.”
>”Heh, don’t mention it.”
>The two of you smile at each other, but only briefly as Twilight coughs into her hand
>”So, you two met before?”
“Yeah, a few months back. She uh, she was the woman who helped me deal with those Changelings I told you about.”
>”And I helped your big bro deal with a little bit of his stress.”
>”o-Oh, did you now?”
>You refuse to look your sister in the eye, but you can feel her scorn
>Treehugger takes a long sip of her mug before setting it down and sighing
>”I was really hoping you would’ve kept that high I gave you.”
“Hm?”
>You stare at Treehugger, who has traded her smile for a frown
“What’s wrong?"
>”I know you killed those cops last night.”
>Your eyes widen as Twilight chokes on her coffee
“Excuse me?”
>”This morning, I crept over to that parking garage. I opened up my Third Eye and I took a real hard look at what happened. I saw traces of an Aura that I knew had to be yours.”
>Treehugger peers down at her tea
>”It looked like you were in a lot of pain, and so were they.”
>You slap a hand against your face
“Last night, how bad is it?”
>Twilight leans closer to you and speaks just above a whisper
>”f-Five dead officers, one in critical condition.”
“Jesus…”
>Your sister places a hand over your shoulder as you cover your face
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>>28560949
>Treehugger takes another sip of her tea before speaking up
>”So like, what are you going to do about this?”
>Her question bounces back and forth around in your head
“I… I can’t lose it again. If I lose control like I did last night, more people will die.”
>Treehugger nods her head as Twilight pats you on the shoulder
“I was so close to taking down Bulk, but it wasn’t enough. I can’t afford to face Bulk again like I am now.”
>”Bulk huh? So that’s his name? I was wondering who that other Aura was. He looks freaky.”
>Twilight scoffs at her
>”He’s a monster.”
>”Riiiight. So, how can I help?”
“Help?”
>Treehugger nods her head
>”This Demon’s been hurting a lot of people too hasn’t he? I can’t just ignore that.”
>Your sister leans in closer to Treehugger
>”You’re some kind of Hunter aren’t you?”
>”A Hunter? I guess that’s what you can call me, but I really try to avoid labels you know?”
>Treehugger raises her mug up to her mouth and finishes her tea
>Sighing contentedly, she puts her mug aside and stares at the setting sun
>”Ever since I was about your age, I’ve been able to see things most people don’t know exist.”
>”You mean these Auras?”
>”Yeah, it was like my mind was opened. I learned to see things as they really are.”
>You find it hard to look away from her as she stares into the sun
>There’s something about the grey eyes of hers that catches your attention, but you don’t know what
>”I guess I kind of took what I could do for granted until about a few years ago.”
“What happened a few years ago?”
>”I lost everything.”
>Her gaze slowly shifts over to your sister as she goes on
>”When I had nothing left to lose, I decided to use my ability to see and feel things for a purpose. I decided to protect others."
>She turns her grey eyes back to you
>”I’m not going to let you kill anymore innocent people.”
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>>28560975
>The hand that your sister was using to pat your shoulder now grips you tight, as if your she feared that Treehugger was here to take you away in more ways than one
>Gritting your teeth, you glower back at Treehugger
“So, what are you going to do about me?”
>Treehugger does not bat an eye at your question, calmly responding
>”When I look at you Dude, you know what I see?”
>Your anger fails you as Treehugger reaches out and grasps your hand
>”I see a friend who needs help. So how can I help?”
>Your eyes widen as Treehugger gives you a gentle smile
>It’s amazing to you how her demeanor can change just like that
“Well… I dunno. I guess having someone by my side who can keep up with me in a fight would help a lot.”
>”Righteous. You still got my number?”
“No, I lost my phone a little while ago.”
>”No sweat, I’ll write it down for you.”
>Downing the rest of your coffee, you wait expectantly as she scribbles her number for you
>With that finished, you make sure to see her out
>Your sister stands off to the side, watching the two of you closely as you lead her to the door
>”Be sure to call me when you need me Dude.”
“Yeah, I will. Thanks again Treehugger.”
>She raises her arms up
“Huh?”
>And you find yourself wrapped in a hug
>Wrapping your arms back around her, you somewhat awkwardly return the embrace
>Her touch fills you with a bit of warmth, as if you were gazing into the sun
>”Dude?”
“Yeah?”
>Treehugger’s embrace tightens as she whispers
>”You have to get a grip, OK?”
“I know.”
>”If you keep this up, I'll have to kill you.”
>You remain silent for a few moments, before finally speaking back
“I understand.”
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>>28560222
>that pic
Why does she have a thumb coming out of her mouth?
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>>28561006
>She breaks off the embrace, stepping back and walking off into the cold
>”Oh yeah, I almost forgot?”
“Huh?”
>Treehugger turns her head and chuckles
>”Stop by my place some time and visit. I’m always willing to help you kill a little stress.”
>You can’t help but blush, knowing all too well what happened the last time she offered to help you ‘chill out'
“I’m uhh, I’m not really in an open relationship.”
>”Oh? Hey, you found someone didn’t you?”
“l-Later!"
>You slam the door shut and turn around to find yourself face to face with your glaring sister
>”Did you really dump Cadence for her?”
“She’s just a friend, and I haven’t dumped Cadence yet!”
>”You haven’t?! GOD Shiney!"
>Your sister’s face turns as red as an apple
“Apple.”
>”What?”
“NOTHING."
>She raises an eyebrow before scoffing
>”In any case, I don’t trust her.”
“Why not?”
>”I don’t like the way she was looking at me."
“Oh come one, How was she—"
>"I think she could tell I had Energy X.”
>Your eyes widen
“s-She probably could.”
>Glancing back over your shoulder, you wonder if there was anything else Treehugger noticed about you and your sister
>”Shiney?”
“Yeah sis?”
>You look back at her and find that she is staring at the ground
>”Did you name your shotgun after mom?"
>You freeze before slowly shaking your head
>”If you didn’t, then who?”
“Twilley, what are you talking about?”
>”I met a man named Sugardowner today.”
>Your heart skips a beat
“You met SUGARDOWNER?!”
>”He called while you were passed out. Said he wanted to meet me, so I did.”
“That rotten— He’s dangerous! You shouldn’t have—“
>”Why is the gun named Velvet!?”
>Your eyes widen as Twilight looks up at you with frantic eyes
>”What are you hiding from me Shiney?”
“…”
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>>28561039
>It takes you a few minutes to put the pieces of this horrifying puzzle together
>After going into the basement and confirming that ‘Velvet’ is indeed the shotgun you took from your father’s armory, you feel you have little choice but to tell Twilight the truth about Nightlight
>You had hoped that he could have been the one to tell her all this once he got better, but it looks like that won’t happen now
“Nightlight… he wasn’t an accountant. There’s a very good reason why he was always out so late.”
>Your sister fidgets with her ponytail while sitting on the basement couch
>”w-What was he?”
>Rising from your seat, you walk over to a hole in the ceiling rafter
>You reach up and grab onto a small red book
>”I think he didn’t want us to know who he really was because he didn’t want us to end up like him…”
>Handing the book over, you internally remark how his efforts seemed to have been wasted
>Twilight opens the book and quickly scans the front page before flipping through the next several
>After going through a few more pages, the book begins to shake in her hands
>”These people. d-Did Dad….?”
>You slowly nod your head
”Look at the last page.”
>Your sister shakes so fiercely that it is something of a struggle to reach the end
>When she finally does, the book falls out of her hands
>”h-He killed Indigo’s father?”
>You reach out and grasp your sister’s shoulder
“I got into a fight with Indigo’s dad. I was trying to get him to force his daughter to stop messing with you. He got so pissed that he tried to hire a hitman to kill me and Cadence. He hired Dad on accident.”
>Your sister crosses her arms over her chest as she hunches over
>”s-So that’s why i-Indigo came after us. w-We killed her father.”
“No!”
>You grip her tight, throwing your other hand over her other shoulder as you speak
“You had nothing to do with this.”
>”That’s not true!”
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>>28561081
>Tears begin to stream down her cheeks
>”t-t-This all h-happened… because of me! I couldn’t stand up to Indigo on my own! I let her and the others step all over me for years so you and Dad had to—“
“Twilley stop! What’s done is done, there’s no use in—"
>”I could have done something!”
>Your sister begins to shake as the lightbulbs flicker overhead
>You try to shush your sister as you hold her close
>Sensing a vibration, you look down at the Morning Star shaking around her neck
>”s-Shiney?”
“Yeah?”
>”I’m not going to be weak anymore…”
>Twilight shakily bends back and narrows her eyes
>”… I’m going to be strong, for all our sakes.”
>You coldly stare back at her as she forces a smile
>That smile chills your blood
>”Whatever comes next, I promise you won’t face it alone. I’ll be right there by your side, and we’ll beat Bulk and the Demon together!”
>She hugs you as tightly as she can
>”I’ll learn to be like you and Dad.”
“NO!"
>Your sister breaks the hug and stares with wide eyes
>”What’s wrong?”
“You can’t fight them, I won’t allow it!"
>You put a hand against your forehead as your sister stands back
“Look at me!"
>She pulls back her sleeve and raises an open palm
>You recoil as a purple flame manifests in her grasp
>”I’m not pathetic anymore! Let me fight!"
>She snuffs the flame in her palm and turns to you with tear-stricken eyes
>”I won't lose you, let me fight…"
>You stare back into her as she sniffles
>For as long as you remember, you always had problems just saying no to her
>As much it pains you, this time is no different
“Fine.”
>She tackles you with a hug against the couch
>”Thank you~”
“…"
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>>28561104
And that's all for tonight, and likely all for this thread too! I've been making a lot of progress thus far, I hope ya'll reading are enjoying the ride!
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>>28561117
I'm digging it man.
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>Bang.
>Your name is Anonymous.
>As in, you literally have no name.
>You gave it up to serve the God of Death.
>The wood splintered and fragmented as you hammered it with your axe.
>Bang.
>Your task is simple: you must eliminate 101 versions of Timber Spruce throughout the multiverse.
>The God of Death shows no mercy to those who transgress his laws, and, somehow, Timber Spruce has transgressed.
>A wide slice appears in the door, brown oak peeking out from the chipped, white paint.
>Bang.
>This was number 101.
>You would finally get your reprieve, if you could just kill him.
>The hole is now large enough for you to stick your head through, and you just can’t resist.
“Here’s Anon!” you cry to the two startled lovemakers in the bedroom.
>Always a penchant for the dramatic.
>Taking them out from range with a sniper rifle got boring after the first 10 times.
>“Hey, man, don’t you have any idea of privacy?” this Timber Spruce says, putting his arm in front of Twilight Sparkle, as if such a feeble move could protect them. “Do not disturb?”
>You loom over him with your large cutting implement, your shadow extending over the bed and up the wall behind it, your eyes burning red with the fires of a nuclear inferno.
>Always more satisfying to feel the rush of the kill, up close and personal.
>Like when you sliced him into with a broadsword.
“Timber Spruce. Your time has come.”
>A bit less like the time Timber was a traitor to the Revolution, and you executed him by guillotine.
>You had to feel the weapon in your hand.
>“Uh, I don’t know what that means but - oh God!”
>You lunge forward, quick as a gymnast springboarding off the floor, and backhand him away from Twilight onto the floor.
>And it definitely was not like the time Timber was an American soldier, hunkered in a trench.
>You gave the precise coordinates to a German artillery brigade, told them it was a command bunker.
>Soon, all that was left of the trench was a crater.
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>>28561176

>Setting yourself on Timber’s chest, your fingers curl into a fist, and you hammer his jaw with a brutal right hook, the bone cracking with a satisfying crunch.
>When he instinctively tries to block your next blow, you grab his arm and bend it until the shoulder joint pops.
>“Please, stop! I’ll give you anything you want,” Timber moans.
>Huh.
>Only 15 Timbers you killed had said that.
>Timber the rich English socialite had said that when he was murdered by a mugger in a back alley.
>But what could they ever give you to replace what they had taken away?
“How about your life?” you say as you strike him again, harder this time.
>In your despair, you had sought the God of Death.
>The God demanded 101 souls, and would give you the means to reap them.
>And then you take what was yours.
>Blood oozes into the shag carpet, and black bruises mar Timber’s stupid face.
>Twilight whimpers and hides beneath the covers.
“Do you think you can simply take what is mine? Can you?”
>“What do you mean?”
“She was supposed to be mine, Timber.”
“What?”
>Another fist manages to lodge itself in Timber’s eye socket, a rivulet of crimson flowing down his cheek.
>“Please, God! Stop! She can be yours, I never even touched her -”
“Irrelevant,” you say as you pick up your axe.
>Timber is crying now, hot pink tears flowing down his cheeks.
>“Please. Don’t kill me.”
“It has already been decided.”
>The sharp blade swings down and guillotines his head in half, brains, blood, and bone spewing onto the walls and floor.
>The poor boy didn’t even have time to scream.
>His breath rattles against his sliced, fluid-filled windpipe.
>The axe falls again, then a third time, then a fourth, on and on, until his head is but a formless mush of gore.
>Raising the blood-stained cutting instrument above your head once more, you continue your methodical disassembly of Timber Spruce’s form, cutting his body to chunks, like a butcher dividing up a hog, and piling them up in a neat, squishy mound.
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>>28561179

>His arms fracture neatly, muscle and sinew giving way to steel.
>His chest caves in like a deflated bounce house, the ribs snapping like weak twigs against a hurricane.
>Like the Nez Perce tribesman with a buffalo, you make sure no part of him is wasted.
>While Twilight cowers behind her blanket shield, you pull a bottle of lighter fluid from your jacket and dump its liquid contents on top of what couldn’t even be considered a corpse, more a pile of meat.
>You take your cigarette from your mouth and drop the smoldering tip into the pile, which instantly ignites in a towering inferno.
>You hit the tape recorder in your pocket, blaring “Disco Inferno” to all who can hear.
“Timber Spruce. More like Tinder,” you say as the flames rise higher, before turning to the frightened girl in the bed behind you.
>Your task was complete.
>All 101 souls had been reaped.
>And now you could take what was yours.
“Now why don’t you slip those panties off so I can give you the ol’ lickaroo.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbZ9gjRCTw
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>>28561182
>“Now why don’t you slip those panties off so I can give you the ol’ lickaroo.”
I love that cap
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Goodnight nst
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>>28561483
Good night Anon!
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>>28561504
fuck you fggt
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>>28562570
Hand holding is muh fetush
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Flash = Brad
Timber = Chad
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>>28560222
You nigger better redeem Traplite, or I'm gonna find you and rape your cat.
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>>28562907
I hope timber ends up with flash
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>>28563053
>redeem
Twilight is A-OK in my book. I don't know what your is.
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>>28563053
>Redeem a rapist.
Anon, no.
>>28563100
End yourself.
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>>28563129
Well of course my attitude would be different if this were real life. In a greentext story on 4chan though? Bitch get out of here with that shit. You're not going to guilt me into getting turned on over colored text on a taiwanese quilt making forum.
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Chadlight when?
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>>28563145
I would actually want a story where Dusk Shine gets all the girls somehow and tries to figure out why he is magically getting all the girls
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>>28523349
>yfw Moblight universe hops into BBSA's dimension and arms them with super high tech weapons to kill the demons with
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>>28563053
Traplight is alread good
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>"Hey dork, help me move her a bit"
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>>28563139
Go to AiE if you want to masturbate, fucking degenerate, this is a christian general.
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>>28564162
You shut your whore mouth. I'll masturbate wherever I god damn want.
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>>28564320
CHRISTIAN GENERAL ON A CHRISTIAN BOARD
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>>28564459
If this post is dubs, fuck your christian general
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>>28564507
Well shit
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>>28564515
its ok anon
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>>28564515
Who is that seamen demon
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>>28565399
Auriana from Loli Rock. She's also voiced by Rarity.
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>>28565455
And she's a slut. Go figure.
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>>28565463
hm might watch that
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Shit, image limit.
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>>28565584
I warned people but they didnt listen
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>>28565584
We're nearly at 450 posts. The image limit doesn't really matter at this point.

>>28565599
Oh, I listened. I just don't see the importance of keeping the image limit open when the thread is going to die tomorrow.
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>>28565630
were you the faggot that posted 3-4 random pictures that have nothing to do with /nst/ just because I said to be careful with the images
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>>28565630
Posting gets A LOT slower when you don't have pics, anon.
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>>28565630
dont be a cunt anon
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>>28565644
No.

Wait, yes. That was me.

>>28565650
The post limit is twice as high as the image limit for a reason. Discussion is a perfectly acceptable alternative to posting a picture every 10 minutes. You want something to write about? There are 10 million scenarios you can pull out of that roll game that you could write a short green about. There's already plenty of greentext to talk about too. I noticed that the replies to Midzek were scarce. There's almost no talk about Moblight in the Moblight edition. BBSA gets a few replies as he posts. The only attention Traplite gets is people asking when Jeff is going to post more. And that's just what's been here the last few threads.
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>>28565691
if you want discussion then you should start it instead of posting random pictures that have NOTHING to do with nst or mlp
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>>28565691
I'll admit the lack of response to any of the greens has become more and more annoying. Urchin gave us something awesome, BBSA's doing the same, and yet barely anyone comes out of lurking to say jack or shit.
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>>28565703
yeah it could be better
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>>28565698
I do my part for the thread. If you're only interested in pictures, then go to Derpibooru and stop getting pissy that you can't upload an image for another 46 posts.
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>>28565711
and what part is that exactly?
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>>28565724
The roll game, for one, which I intended to be more of a prompt for short greens rather than people rolling and doing nothing after that. You'll also find I'm 90-95% of the replies that writefags get. So do with that what you will.
>Hurr what are you doing for the thread besides posting dumb pictures >:(
Bitch get out of here with that shit. What are YOU doing for the thread? Huh? What have you done besides bitch and moan about the fucking image limit?
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>>28565743
I write here as a anon
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>>28565761
Care to point me towards something you've written?
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>>28565767
I wrote a few one shots
one where trixie and twilight hang out
one where nightlight takes care of young twilight and shining
and one where twilight is depressed and sunset wants to get her out of the house
Ive written a few more but I would rather not share them
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>>28565767
look I would rather not argue about it but you are being a pretty big douche when all we are asking is that you dont spam random images
yes we should discuss more and thats something we are working on
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>>28565795
Well thank you for your efforts.

>>28565820
I may be being a douche, but I'm right. And I'll believe you're working on it when I see it. Don't worry, it's less than 40 posts until you can upload all the images you want. Maybe next thread you can work on this a little more.
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>>28565885
and I never said I was the guy who uploads all the images
I would rather see the pictures that go with greentext
thats why I dont like seeing a random hulk picture and a random yugiho picture
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>>28565905
Not him
It's called a reaction image for a reason faggot.
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>Do not reply with a random picture in my 4chin, dipshit.
This is the new version of the neutral meme.
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>>28565691
>Discussion is a perfectly acceptable alternative to posting a picture every 10 minutes.
It is.
But as I have said before, in this general most faggots take green for granted. For example lurkers, who I think should be shot in the head.
I don't understand why though, two weeks ago the (You) ratio was pretty high, we got three threads in one week.
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Can we end today on a light note?
What did you enjoy about LoE?
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>>28566354
Gloriosa.
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>>28566354
I liked the part where Timber Spruce was brutally murdered by an axeman.

Oh wait. That didn't happen in the movie. That was how I killed that hooker - I mean, uh. Never mind.
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>>28551425
>You arrive just in time for English to begin.
>Twilight seemed content to sit in your lab despite school about to start, so she likely had a study block for first period.
>That means you can relax this class.
>The teacher asks everyone to take out their books and open to the current page.
>You ignore the order and pull out your notes on magic.
>Your professor lets this slide since you turned in all homework and projects regarding the book about three weeks ago to give yourself more freedom during class.
>The note page before you is pretty bare.
>On it is only very basic information.
>There’s a list of everything you know magic isn’t, which is far too short to be useful and far too long for your self esteem, as well as the pattern you noticed on the day of the friendship games.
>Fuck! How did she figure this out?
>Maybe if you got a look at her notes, you could find the missing piece.
>No. You don’t need her notes. If Twilight Sparkle can master magic, then so can you.
>You’ll do this by yourself, and when you’ve finally built your own magical...whatever you’re going to build, you can rub it right in her stupid purple face.
>Just then, something hits your head.
>You prepare an escape route out of the class utilizing the second door just five feet to your right.
>If anything goes south...oh, it’s just a piece of paper.
>You pick up the crumpled ball off your desk and undo it.
>Inside, and quite mangled at this point, is a short message.
>”Meet me behind the school at 3:00”
>You raise an eyebrow and look around the room for who might have sent it.
>In the middle row was a certain orange fellow in a leather jacket with slicked back blue hair.
>He glared at you, his nostrils flaring.
>Hey, he’s the guy who tried to beat you up last week.
>Yeah, you’re totally going to follow that nutjob to the back of the school to get your ass beat again.
>You scribble down a “No” on the note.
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>>28566392
>Getting out of your chair, you saunter over to his desk and slap the paper down in front of him.
“I believe you dropped this.”
>”Anon, what is the meaning of this?” asks the teacher.
“Nothing.”
>You read the worksheet on the boy’s desk and find his name.
“Flash just dropped his homework.”
>Flash nods feverishly as the teacher stares him down.
>”Very well. Get back to your seat now. Everyone else, I want a three page essay on the meaning of blue in this passage. The author gives us plenty of clues, so don’t skimp out. This is 30% of your grade.”
>There’s a chorus of groans as you return to your seat.
>Plebs. There was easily seven pages worth of discussion out of the meaning of blue in that passage.
>For the rest of English, you make little doodles detailing Twilight’s horror when you show her how much smarter you are than her.
>”Oh no, I’m an idiot! I’m sorry for trying to outshine you, Anon!” she’ll yell.
“Yes, you are. Now get on your knees and beg me for forgiveness, you chimp,” you’ll reply.
>And then everyone will cheer and Celestia will give you the scholarship.
>Just as the world should be.
>The bell rings, prompting you to tear and crump up the evidence of your fantasies.
>After disposing of them into the trash, you make way for math class.
>When you enter, you see none other than Twilight Sparkle sitting just one desk over from yours.
>This is going to be good.
>You plot yourself down in your desk and make a show of taking out your textbooks.
>”Oh, hi, Anon! I didn’t know we’d have math together.”
“I guess there’s a lot you don’t know, huh?”
>She smiles and nods.
>”But that’s why I’m here. There’s so much about the world I didn’t get to learn when I was at Crystal Prep. I hope I’ll have a chance to experience it all at CHS.”
>Eugh. She’s always so happy.
>Stop that. Stop being happy.
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>>28566402
>”I’m especially excited to learn about friendship. Can you teach me anything, Anon?”
“I can teach you many things.”
>”That’s great!”
“I won’t, but I could. You’ll just have to figure it out for yourself like everyone else.”
>”Oh. Y-yeah, I get it…”
>That’s better.
>Yeah, turn around and look at the board.
>School is in session, bitch.
>Professor Anonymous on the floor.
>Mr. Doodle takes place at the head of class and scribbles on the whiteboard.
>”Can anyone tell me what this is?”
>That’s simple. It’s just the formula for universal gravi--
>”Universal gravitation.”
>Yes, Twilight. She took the words right out of your mouth.
>”Yes, Twilight. You took the words right out of Ivy’s mouth. Maybe you should raise your hand next time and I’ll call on you.”
>”Right. Sorry.”
>Idiot.
>Then, Cranky adds some numbers in place of the variables.
>”Now, I want everyone to take a minute and solve for the mass of the first body in your books.”
>Pff, who needs that? You’ve already got the answer.
>Any idiot could figure it out.
>”Oh, Mr. Doodle, I have it!”
>Twilight is frantically waving her arm in the air, almost jumping out of her seat.
>Someone is eager to please.
>”That was quick. Alright, what do you have?”
>”6 million kilograms.”
>EHHHHHHHHHH! WRONG!
>HA! HA HA HA!
>Cranky frowns and shakes his head at her stupid fucking answer.
>”I’m sorry, Twilight. That’s incorrect.”
>She deflates.
>”Does anyone else have the answer?”
“I do, Mr. Doodle. The answer is 3,045,689 kilograms. Twilight used 2r instead of r squared. A rookie mistake, really.”
>”That is correct. Everyone else have the same?”
>”No.”
>”Hell no.”
>”What’s a kilogram?”
>”I got 21.”
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>>28566411
>You look to Twilight, unable to suppress your grin.
“It’s ok, Twi. Not everyone can be a genius. But hey, look on the bright side. You may be as smart as me one day.”
>Her eyes begin to water.
>Hm. Well, that wasn’t in your drawings, but whatever. You can always make more.
>Satisfied with your victory, you take out a piece of notebook paper and draw a little more of your fantasy world.
>Er, correction. Reality world.

It for now
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>>28566377
That part was great
Same with the part where sunset turned into a demon and killed flash
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>>28566501
Yeah, that was almost as good as the part Twilight looked directly into the camera and said, "IceMan, wherever you are in this treacherous multiverse, know that I love you and I am coming to find you."

That was great.

;__;
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>>28566418
Yeah lurkers should be shot, right?
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>>28566690
That's too light actually, if Gook gave me some shekels I would make it my life purpose to torture every each one to death.
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>>28566709
You missed the point of the post
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>>28566743
And you missed the dot on that sentence.
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>>28566743
It's hard to formulate a good (You) with three posts, I could also be that guy and write "great update, keep it up, proud of ya" but that's not a good (You).
Also, yes, lurkers should be shot.
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>>28566418
Well, it seems you're desperate for (You)s, so I'm willing to oblige. I'll put this bluntly. Your writing is awful. There's a good way to write smart characters (I know, because I've done it), and you're failing on every level. I'll leave you with this:

http://yudkowsky.tumblr.com/writing

Mostly because it's the guide I use, it has good advice, and it's the basis of my criticism. The shortest solution is that you need to ape a character or person you like and admire, and then ask yourself "What would they do in this situation?" Because here's the real problem as I see it so far: nothing in this work is convincing me that Anon is actually intelligent. It's working basically by author fiat: you're showing us situations in which "Anon is smarter than everyone else," but you're not giving us any understanding into how he thought it out or anything that would show actual intelligence. You're just having him invent random things and speak with big words. That's lazy Hollywood cliche intelligence. I'm waiting on the scene where Anon shows up Twilight in chess right now. Or vice versa, for that matter. So, really, I don't think Anon is smart, so that gives his prick side no backup to defend it. Which just leaves him as a spiteful little piece of shit that I have no sympathy for and, thus, no desire to see change. And, because you've started out the story this way, and it seems to be the sort of building blocks on which the rest of the plot will be based on, I'm having trouble figuring out a way for you to fix it going forward.

There's probably a good story to be written about "ScientistAnon is jealous that Twilight figured out magic first," but it's not this one. If you want to write that story, then I suggest you go back, turn down the bombastic prickishness, and actually show Anon's intelligence. Then I'll be willing to give this story another shot.

Enjoy your (You).
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>>28566766
and I miss Dot
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EqG where is r9klight
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Hey guys

post Shimmigr-- OH WAIT
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>>28567685
Notthisshitagain.
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>>28567685
http://imgur.com/a/NgKM5
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>>28567754
you will never defeat me
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>>28567697
Wow the thread really sucks tonight, huh? All this bitching. Pretty much every post past 7:00 has been shit
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>>28530317
roll
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http://imgur.com/a/DemkM
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>>28567916
http://imgur.com/a/MCUAu
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>>28567922
http://imgur.com/a/G0Utz
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>>28567927
http://imgur.com/a/fDX8S
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>>28567933
http://imgur.com/a/Uutbt
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>>28567939
http://imgur.com/a/UA6I6
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>>28567945
http://imgur.com/a/En4Ti
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>>28567955
http://imgur.com/a/AFXsF
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>>28567957
http://imgur.com/a/5ro1b
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New Thread

>>28567974
>>28567974
>>28567974
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>>28567091
(((yudkowsky)))

MUH RATIONALITY
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>>28568030
>le ebin echo meme

Opinion discarded.
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>>28568039
If you can't a solution to any question why would a politically enlightened Scilight want you?
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>>28568080
I'm fairly certain that anyone who rejects rationalism isn't politically enlightened.
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