What would it take to get her to show her sweater puppies?

>>28506085
Be her brother or sister

>>28506085
Tell her that the magic affected you too and you have the power to let her see her dead parents again

>>28506085

the deed to her family's farm

>If you don't want your farm turned into a ghetto strip mall, you'll start lifting your shirt... among other things.

>>28506085
>Turn around and bend over.
>Grab own buttox and separate the cheeks in a comical open and shut manner.
>"Excuse me miss, may I ASS you a question?"

Attempt to befriend her, then gradually become closer to her until we both have feelings for each other. At this point, we consider being in a relationship, and we become more and more intimate to the point that we are ready for an intimate physical commitment: sex. It is then that I will see her quote-in-quote sweater puppies, and it will have been done in a manner where both parties were in full consent of the goal.

>>28506127
Oh, that's just plain crazy talk. Focus on more practical plans that involve giant vacuum cleaners or an army of trained moths.

>>28506146
Thanks for your wisdom, sensei. I will do better next time.

>>28506127
I second this.

>>28506089
She's not muslim or African though

Why is farmgirl so perfect?