He seems to perfect. Does he have any flaws at all? He's smart and athletic. Maybe he has a really small penis.
>Inb4 scitwifags
No, I'm a Shimmerfag. Im just really wondering if he has any flaws at all
>>28503880
Hellacious chin.
>>28503880
He exists.
>>28503880
ITT:
>Why is he so perfect?
>>28503880
His ears are too big
>>28503880
Literally just Nu-Brad.
No, he doesn't have flaws; he's the love interest in a movie for little girls.
>>28503880
He has a skully. He must still live in 2002. I bet he hangs out at the mall, smoking cigarettes and listening to some shitty metal band
>>28503999
Trips confirm Timber to be stuck in 2002
>>28503880
He cried over his sister, the oversensitive hispter douche.
A real man would have seen the opportunity for what it was: a chance to fuck his crazed monster girl sister and have it not be weird.
>>28503880
>ugly hat
>big ears
>new flash
>steal waifu
i hate him.
shitskin mestizo
>>28503880
I bet you he's a pussy vegan who shops at whole foods, uses Apple products because he thinks they are superior, only listens to bands you haven't heard of and aboids gluten.
>>28503880
>He seemed perfect.
Men have a fucked up idea of perfect, it seems. The guy only talked about how great he was, it was fucking awful to watch.
>>28504297
I haven't seen it yet so I don't know. Is this ego really high or something? Is he really conceited?
>>28504324
It's his idea of humor. To talk about himself.
>>28504297
Oh my, what a tragedy, to think that a man isn't keeping his mouth shut to listen to you yammer on about your problems. Truly, a slight against self-centered women everywhere!
>>28504360
I'm a guy.
>>28504372
Faggotry must be a feminine gene then. Don't say "men" like you're not one.
>>28504387
I thought OP had watched the movie. Did -you-?
>>28503880
>ITT: Twifags who are into cucking after getting cucked for years
>>28504403
Yes, but it wasn't like they were on a date and he just kept talking about himself nonstop without letting her get a word in edgewise.
If anything, it was meant to be a red herring to get the viewer on Sunset's side of suspicion that he was the one behind all the Gaia Everfree incidents. It also helped to focus on his character so the audience could sympathize with him more, since we already know who Twilight is. Whether the way he showed it was an attempt at humor or his way of flirting, she had no problems with it, so it either works with her or was just straight up script work (which it is either way).
The difference between him and Flash is that Flash had no story whatsoever. That they jumped so fast into romance with this new guy might mean we'll be seeing him again in the future.
>>28504584
Shut it. You're not OP.
>>28504403
OP here. No I hadn't watched the movie. Just the first ten minutes that were posted a while ago and some spoilers. He just seemed to perfect from what ive seen
>>28503880
He's another Flash Sentry.
They simply cannot create any male characters without making them uneppealing and unlikeable.
>>28504628
>Shut it. You're not OP
>I thought OP had watched the movie. Did -you-?
>referring to OP as a third person and emphasizing "you" to show subject differential
This is how you reading comprehension.
>>28504685
human Bulk Biceps somehow has more personality than both of them put together
>>28504750
Bulk Biceps and Snails are the best male characters from this season.
>>28504750
>Bulk Biceps
>tfw Bulk Biceps has had more character development in both the show and movies than any other characters
You could put him in EqG 1 in every single scene replacing Flash and there wouldn't be a single fucking difference.
Even Flash himself is more interesting as a character at this point.
>>28505156
>Even Flash himself is more interesting as a character at this point.
I never thought id see these words together in one, serious sentence
>>28504069
69 confirms. Should have fucked his sister.He should regardless of her being normal or not.
>>28504324
No. The other anon is just autistic and has never talked to a woman before. Timber was confident and most of his compliments were directed at Twilight. Any self-appraisal he gave himself was tongue-in-cheek.
Confidence is a foreign concept to betas and people hate what they don't understand so naturally you get a heavy biased around here about any male characters that are ambitious enough to flirt with a girl.
>>28503989
This. Remember Titanic? Random guy whose perfect for the naive and easily seduced main woman? Even years later the thought of him gets her moist, despite having married and having kids. This is what Hollywood thinks is okay to teach little girls. "You can have it all."
>>28503880
He's too tanned. Probably Hungarian. They have huge dongs.It would tear your waifu apart, literally :^)
>>28507117
>Hungarian
>flaw
Easy to say that, gypsy.
>>28503880
he's white, why would he have any flaws?