Lewd Sleepover #6

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>>28503715

>>28503715
Thank you for posting the next thread.

I'll consider a short epilogue with Pinkie.

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>>28503746

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>>28503752
I want to bonk Ponk's badonkadonk.

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>>28503760

someone needs to get a pastebin going for Insaebow's green going

>>28503760
i love the boi memes, post more

>>28503777
She lost weight

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>>28503794
Was about to post this

>>28503805
>pic related

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>>28503813
Better?

>>28503777
That's the second set of trips saying we must bonk the Ponk

>>28503715
What kind of porn is she watching on that laptop?

>>28503875
Food play.

>>28503875
>>28503915
according to the request in the last thread im guessing whipped cream

>>28503954
her other tabs are
>how to invite a guy to an all-girls slumber party
>seductive slumber party games

along with a minimized Word doc. entitled
>which friend will not outshine me in a three-som

>>28504043
Only Beans-sama would think this deeply into such small details

And speaking of Beans...what makes him a good writer?

>>28503840
i wanna skip her ass and go straight to the puffy vulva showing

What's this I hear about whipped cream?

>>28503875
Interracial gang bang

>>28504104
His flavor.

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>>28504104
>Beans
>good writer
Pick one

>>28503840
I want to guess that it's food play.

>>28504183
Well what makes him a BAD writer?

>>28503840
I want to lick frosting off her ass cheeks.

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>>28503805

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>>28504210
>Imma write some green, but first let me tell you all this personal stuff nobody cares about or wants to hear
>Now let me make two different names and roleplay with myself
>Now let me do a face reveal
>Now let me tell you all about how great and successful I am
>Now let me tell you about how your waifu is meh and Twalot is top tier
>Btw you all better keep jerking me off if you want more green

>>28504117
Not Beans, but I feel like jokes like that write themselves

I have done some greens on other boards and have been thinking of doing a Pinkie one because of these threads

Not sure about it though

>>28504283
I'm talking about his writing...

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beans would you write a short comfy twi green in ntt

>>28504348
Whats ntt mean?

>>28504396
I assume nightly twilight thread.

>>28504348
Can you confirm >>28504404 , Anon?

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>>28504442
correct. but i mean sometime, when you feel like it, please consider

>>28504481
Tell your friends over there they better be hungry

cause there'll be Beans on the house

Oh. Oh man. I've waited so long to use that one.

I promise you I'll make one.

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>>28504509
>that pun
heh

>>28504509
that's great, thank you beans

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>>28504283
Preach it sister.

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>Beans green
hurr

>>28504283
>>28504853
>>28504914

Oh my fucking god, THIS!

Beans is a hack who has no charm, no personality, and shit writing. Why the fuck do people like him? He barely delivers, he spends more time fucking talking than writing. He's not even an interesting guy, he's just a fucking attention whore who looks slightly below average. Why is he popular? He's easily the most cancerous piece of shit this board has popped out. He acts so fucking smart, but he can't write for shit. And c'mon, you really think he's an actor? I'm surprised he expects folks to believe any of the stuff he tells you all.

Prove me beans isn't the biggest fucking faggot. Prove me he's a "great" writefag, and tell me why.

>>28504961
Man all I was doing was making a dumber pun than Beans did

Fuck you, you can go to some other thread.

>>28504961
hes not the best but I enjoy his writing

>>28504961
I honestly think beans' writing is pretty good when he's more careful. And hey, we got no proof he's making that shit up. If anything, I think there's less proof of it. Either he's a genius storyteller, or the crap he gets in is real. Honestly, I don't care. At least he doesn't leave us hanging when he's not writing. And as for how he looks, I never saw his face. Plus, if you're going to criticize his writing, at least explain yourself.

>>28504961
>Prove me Beans isn't the biggest faggot
You're here

>>28505077
kek

I don't forsee any writing tonight
Just got home from work and need to do some shit for micro bio tomorrow
Also don't bully beans
Too much

>>28505369
that's fine man, I'll look forward to tomorrow with how things are starting to heat up in your story

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>>28505077
fucking destroyed

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>>28505077

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>>28505077

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>>28505077

>>28505077
You still didn't prove Beans can write

Because he can't and you know it.

>>28505853
Why don't YOU tell us what's wrong with it? Can't write them well enough yourself?

I guess fuck me for thinking there could be on green thread with no Writefag drama.

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>>28505994

>>28505994
Its funny, because Beans didn't even start it, just his existence.

With if it all revolves around Beans?

Is Beans the true meaning of the universe?

What does it mean to bean?

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>>28506021
Oh my god...do you know what you get when you rearrange the letters in Bean?

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>>28503746
Timber did nothing wrong

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>>28505853
Dude you got fucking roasted my guy get out

>>28506055
Hes a big guy.

>>28507690

>>28507128
U U U U
U F O R
U Y O U
U 4 U

>>28507690

Had a sad day.

No green tonight.

I'm sorry I'm such a faggot

>>28510019
Look at
>>28506099

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>>28506099

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>>28510019

>>28510059
Literally why I've never had alcohol.

Tried weed though for the experience. First time was weak. Second was weaker. Tried it a few more times. Still couldn't get high. Weed's a joke. It does absolutely nothing for me. I literally get more of a buzz when I'm writing.

>>28510049
Face it, he's simply a better lover than you or Flash

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>>28510093

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What do Beans and Flash have in common?
>Both ruggedly handsome
>Both good singers
>Both are slightly autistic
>Both have amazing hair
>Both got cucked by Timber

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>>28510019
Maybe these hips will cheer you u- oh shit, I'm sorry

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>>28510019
And I'm all out of arrows!

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Please vote in this strawpoll!

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>>28510233
Don't worry Flash is going to give the Derps his arrow.

>>28510172
>>Both ruggedly handsome
>>Both good singers

How the fuck do we know this?

>>28510291
Because we've seen Beans husbando face.
And I heard him sing in a vocaroo link on Spidershim

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>>28503715

>>28510309
...Well, you gonna post 'em?

more green when?

>>28510309
>Beans is good looking
>Having good taste in men
Pick one

Night bump

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>>28511243
This is Beans' face when he was sad. I'm still looking to see if I saved his first face reveal.

>>28512439
Shit, he'd make a good Ultimate Spidey

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>>28505077
dubs

>>28512439
turns out the guy I know who looks like isn't him
>me: "hey, man. do you like ponies?"
>him: "yeah man. I'd ride one."
>me: "even the little ones?"
>him: "are you gay or something?"

bumping for insanebow

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>>28512439
Found the other picture. He's a definite cute.

>>28512611
He can act too. Wonder if he ever thought about doing something Spidey-related because of us?

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>>28512439
>>28514432
We know what we must do

>>28514929

>>28500653
>The only sound in the room was the sound of Dash's laughter
"Uh, M-maybe we stop playing Twister now."
>AJ:"That would probably a good idea. I think y'all broke Fluttershy."
>Fluttershy was very softly muttering to herself
>FS:"M-my first... first..."
"Hey Fluttershy, I'm really sorry. I wasn't expecting me to fall or for that matter fall on your face."
>She turned to look at you
>You expected scorn
>But instead received a smile
>FS:"It's okay Anon, I understand."
>Pinkie Pie packed up the Twister Matt and board
>TS:"Well now what? That was... interesting to say the least, but it's still pretty early. What does everyone else want to do?"
>M:"Do you want to discuss the ujique properties of coloradite? It's really quite fascinating."
>TS:"Ohhh, is that the new compound of mercury and tellurium that scientists recently discovered?"
>AJ:"Listen, as interesting as rocks are, I was thinking we might be able to do something we all shared an equal interest in. Or at least something people normally do at slumber parties."
>Pinkie was lightly giggling to herself
>R:"Oh, I don't quite like that. Do share with everyone what you find so funny Pinkie dear."
>PP:"Well, I just had a great idea! Have any of you ever played 7 Minutes in Heaven?"
>Everyone in the room had their attention on Pinkie
"What's 7 Minutes in Heaven?"
>AJ:"Aw hell no. We ain't playing that with Anon here. Things will just get weird real fast."
>SS:"I don't know, I kinda like the idea. Let's us get a little more -intimate- with each other."
>She looked over to Twilight who began to look a little uncomfortable."
>M:"What are the rules?"
>PP:"Well, we play spin the bottle between all of us and the 2 people it land on get locked in a closet for 7 minutes. And in that closet -anything- can happen."
>Maud looked at her sister and said nothing for a moment
>M:"That is a strange game. We should get started soon."

>>28515835
Requesting maud and anon lewd.

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>>28515835
>he doesn't know what 7 minutes in heaven is
oh anon, you sweet summer child, he is too pure for these lewd games, god protect him

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>>28515835
after two days of silence you deliver with so much more, you absolute madman

http://pastebin.com/u/Insanebow_Dash
i also updated my pastebin with the story so far. more to come bois

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>>28515930
based insanebow doth provide

>Pic related to when anon gets trapped with Maud in the closet

>>28515835
>Everyone assembled into a circle
>Although, Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity seemed to do so rather apprehensively
>Pinkie opened one of her drawers and pulled out a decorated bottle with 'spin me' written on it
>Pre-decorated bottle?
>Neato
>Pinkie had a big smile on her face
>PP:"Everyone ready?"
>Everyone shook their heads in a yes
>And she spun the bottle
>Twilight seemed to jolt a little when th re bottle passed over her
>And the bottle stopped
>On Sunset
>SS:"Alright, here's to hoping Twilight is next!"
>She crossed her fingers as Pinkie spun the bottle once again
>It was as if her finger crossing worked or something
>Because the bottle landed on Twilight
>PP:"Okie dokie! Get in the closet, my phone is on a timer for seven minutes!"
>TS:"I-i want a re-spin!"
>She was silenced by Sunset pushing her into the closet
>As Sunset closed the door she gave the group a wink
>Why would people want to be locked in a closet together?
>It just sounded so weird
>Then you heard them
>Sounds
>Gasps
>Squeaks
>Moans
>Coming right from the closet
>Then it dawned on you
>This was a sex game
>How the fuck did you get sucked into this?
>You didn't realize
>Oh man, this could get bad real quick for you
>You could hear Twilight's voice on the other side
>TS:"Sunset! Please N-not there!"
>Then you heard her yipes get muffled by something
>The timer was at 4 minutes
>Fluttershy had a deep blush on her face
>Hell, you probably did too
>You sure as hell had a halfie in your shorts
>New ammo to piss Flash off with too
>The clock was on its last minute and Pinkie was getting giggly again
>Then you heard a muffled scream from the closet
"Uh, are they gonna be okay?"
>PP:"Nonny shhhhhh, you're gonna miss the best part."
>Pinkies timer goes off and walks over to the door and places her hand on the handle
>PP:"Times up you too!"
>And Pinkie swung open the door

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>>28516013
>Then it dawned on you
>This was a sex game
anon is not the smartest man, is he?

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>>28516013
I can't tell what Pinkie's game is here, either she is craving the D harder than we can even imagine and is trying to get all the blood to leave anon's brain

Or she's trolling him and planning the most long and drawn out blue balling since Beans' last green

Also Anon confirmed for too pure for this world, someone just give him a hug and a chocolate milk

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>>28516164
this
get my boy anon outta there, he can't be de-virginized like this, i won't stand for it

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>Beans will never see this.

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>>28516013
>They are playing this is in closet.

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>>28516219
CODE RED CODE RED!

HIPS NOW!

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>>28516311
tiddies

>>28516293
Kek. I need this.

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>>28516311

>>28516164
She's trying to set anon up with Fluttershy.

And probably wants in on it herself.

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>>28503715
>You will never stealth fuck Applejack's boob window in her tent while Rarity is sleeping.

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>>28516436
I wouldn't say that, unless something comes to light so far we have no idea if Pinkie is aware of Anon and Fluttershy's few but sweet interactions

Plus Pinkie was the one to make the first move here, it's hard to misinterpret the intent behind grinding that badonk into Anon

I'd bet she's already got some whipped cream stashed in that closet for personal use

>>28516013
This Anon is 2pure&cute4TheWorld.

>>28516436
>And probably wants it in herself

fix'd

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>>28512439
>>28514432
Remember the first picture he posted of himself? Weird shit, huh?

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Hips

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>>28517712
HIPS?

>>28517712
those certainly don't lie

Sorry if I haven't posted anything today. T'was another sad one. That and I have been packing my bags to fly down to New Orleans. Why? Because Sister Beans is gettin' a visit by her bro.

>>28517712
>Starlight got a cutie mark tattoo
Probably canon

>>28516644
Dub dubs are right and checked.

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>>28503715

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>>28519129
Give her the dick and say it was from us

>>28519129
Sexually

bumping for virgin, pure anon

>>28519493
>>28520759
Not remotely like that at all.

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>>28521791
sure my dude
sure

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I want to cum inside Sister Beans

>>28516013
>Inside was quite shocking
>Sunset had her hands both down Twilight's pajamas and up her shirt
>While they were locked in a kiss
>Not for long though because as soon as they realized that door was open they separated really fast
>TS:"T-That was a fast seven minutes."
>SS:"Shouldn't you give people a warning Pinkie? So people aren't... in compromising positions."
>PP:"Oh I did give a warning! As I was opening the door!"
>The two girls faces were rather red
>As was everybody else's
>Except Maud or Pinkie
>Must be the genes to make them fucking weird
>PP:"Anyways, let's see who goes next!"
>Pinkie once again took the bottle and spun it
>It began to slow...
>And stopped
>Right on you
>Well
>Fuck
>Pinkie squeeled a bit in delight
>PP:"Ooooh, I can't wait to see what excitement happens with Anon!"
>She had a large grin on her face as she spun the bottle again
>You couldn't help but notice her hand was on the bottle differently this spin
>She looked up to her friends
>And spun
>You didn't realize till now, but your heart was beating pretty fast
>Who was gonna be locked in a tight dark space with you for 7 minutes
>The bottle slowed again
>And landed on Fluttershy
>FS:"O-Oh dear."
>PP:"Eeeeee! Just who I wanted! Now you two have fun!"
>She grabbed the two of you and dragged you in the closet and closed the door
>You could hear from the other side of the door Pinkie starting the timer
>You and Fluttershy sat down in the closet
>For a minute there was silence
"S-So Uh. What should we do?"
>She looked at you
>Like she did the first time you two met
>Hiding behind her hair
>She said some words that were too soft to hear
>"I said I want you to-"
>Then she went too quiet once again
"I'm sorry, what was the last part?"
>She tightened her fists at her thighs and looked directly at you now
>"I'm said I want you to kiss me."

>>28522923
It's a trap Anon! Get out of there!

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>>28522923
NO
MY BOY, GET OUTTA THERE ANON
HOP OUT OF THE CLOSET, LET'S GO PLAY SOME OVERWATCH

>>28522923
It's fucking rigged Anon! Go home and play vidya. Protect your wizardhood.

>>28523197
Dont you dare anon, we waited long enough for flutters to be lewd

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>>28523197

AHAHAHA

IMPREGNATE THEM ANON

IMPREGNATE THEM ALL

>>28524137
Those knockers are knockoffs.

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>>28524172
>You will never impregnate the mane 7
>You all will never live together as a big happy family

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>>28524304
Harems are too good to be true.

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>>28524340
>You will never have your routine family orgy each Friday

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>>28524366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

>>28524137
those nips are very pinchable

>>28524897
And we are not complaining.

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>>28524897
>You will never hear her soft moans as you play with her sensitive tits and nipples.

>>28525160
If Insanebow is as based as we believe he is, then this might happen

>>28510093
Sounds like you got some shit weed.

>>28525270
personally I'm more interested in a Pinkie route, but I will not complain if we take a stop at the Fluttershy motel

>>28525296
>Motel
What did you just call best girl you little shit

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>>28525316
You heard me bitch, in fact scratch that, she isn't even a motel on the Ponk highway, she's just a pitstop

>>28525160
Source?

>>28525160
>>28525270
>>28525296
>>28525371
I want to love them both though.

>>28525612
you sir are a true peacemaker in our time my friend

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>>28525160
u-unf

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I am highly disappointed there has yet to be a lewd scene with best girl

>>28526357
I promised Bloke a scene. I'm probably gonna write a triply epilogue that breaks the fourth wall. Sexually, of course.

Also, Sister-Beans says hi.

>>28526420
T-Tell sister beans we said h-hi too

>>28526420
Tell Sister-Beans she's a faggot.

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>>28526420
>>28526448
I don't give a damn about your damn sister

>>28526498
Stan pls, no bully

>>28526474
This. Fuck your sister.

>>28526616
I would.
With cuddles afterwards.

Sorry for the lack of posts bois
Life is busy between school, homework, and social
I'm trying to get what I can out.

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>>28526663
it's all good, at this point I've at least gotten used to the the whole two posts in the morning each day routine, anything else we get I consider a very happy bonus

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>>28522923
Fuck I was rooting for Maud butttttttt I'll take flutters.

Exhausted from fun times with sister. I'll try and write more tomorrow if I can. New Orleans os id the shit.

>>28527717
>Exhausted from fun times with sister.
incest confirmed

>>28527717
>Exhausted from fun times with sister
You fucking did that on purpose

>>28527727
>>28527779
Stop. Don't be gross.I don't/won't fuck my sister. Why do you guys insist on it?

>>28527836
Because it's our fetish and we have the desire to ship you

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>>28527836
nigga where the fuck do you think you is, this 4chan.

I've seen motherfuckers waifu trees, of course they gonna think about you giving it to your sister.

How are you even surprised at this is what I wanna know

>>28527836
i cant believe beans is boning his own sister

thats forbidden love

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>>28527836
>Stop. Don't be gross.I don't/won't fuck my sister. Why do you guys insist on it?

pic related

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>>28527836
>>28527879

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>>28527875
But forbidden love is the best kind of love

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>>28503715
>getting blueballed twice
>turning down a threesome
>getting fired from a shit job during a tornado
what drunk fuck authorized this shit?

>>28527937
Beans, Anon, Beans.
He's not a drunk, just autistic, really, really, autistic

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>>28527836
More like INCEST on it.

>>28529234
More like http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YKhi9ITkRgA

>>28530991

>>28530991

Beans, quit dicking Sister waifu and write again!

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>>28527836
At least do us the fucking honors and at least ask her if she would have sex with you.

>>28532524
Fuckin this. You were just about to get into a threesome. Don't leave us hanging.

>>28533423

>>28532801
I will never sleep with my sister. It's gross. So I did something a bit more extreme.

I fucked my sister's best friend. Was incredible. She's a model, 9/10 in looks.

Then, I got my sister's lesbian roomate--7.6/10--to warm up to me and we almost kissed.


All in all, a typical day in New Orleans for a visiting sex addict.

>>28532524
I'm a bit distracted, but I'm writing now. I'm trying to make it good since I haven't done real smut in a while, just intense foreplay.

Now if you excuse me, I have to flirt with the model girl again as she watches "Trueblood" with my sister.

Also found out she had a boyfriend. Whoops. Maybe I'll try and fuck another friend of my sister's. There's this one girl who sings real well, acts pretty crazy tho.

>>28534560
Less blogging and more writing, goddamn faggot.

>>28534560
You starved us of what we need you autistic fuck. Its time to deliever! Post green!

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>>28501773
CONTINUING FROM PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/Rejz1xai
>You just hope that they understand.
“I don’t know if there’s someone else. I really don’t. So right now, I don’t want to jump into something I’m figuring out as I’m still sorting things through, you know? I have a date with Dash, I’m working at Aj’s farm, modeling for Rarity...now this? I can’t have all of you and I don’t want to just yet. I wanna explore.”
>Twilight looks at you questioningly.
>“What do you mean by exploring?”
“I think you both know pretty well what I mean.”
>Sunset sighs.
>You can hear their true ages in their voice, their inner adult they speak to much more of in Equestria probing in thoughts of rationale, responsibility, and logic.
>“...I see. I’m sorry, we should’ve known. You’re just a kid, still figuring things out like the rest of our friends.”
>Twilight nods in agreement.
>“It’s easy to forget we’re not kids anymore when we’re here. Being back at school, having crushes, talking about boys…”
>She laughs sadly.
>“Like the childhood I didn’t even know I missed out on.”
>Sunset looks at Twilight.
>“We’re just two big mare-children, huh Twi?”
>She answers with another sad chuckle.
>At this, you realize just how strange this is.
>Technically, these are young adults who’ve made it as the genius prodigies when they were young at their world.
>Here, however, they relived a life they could only find within a book.
>Sunset probably got a taste of social appreciation...probably went power-hungry with it.
>Twilight, however, knew her limits, had already experienced meeting friends apparently, but only recently when she was no longer a young girl.
>Or filly.
>Point is: they must’ve never had a chance to “explore” themselves…

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>>28534655
About time you fucking queer.

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>>28534690
>You look at them, a spark of an idea shimmering in your eye as you find a potential solution to this mess.
“...What if we just ‘explored’ for now? If something like love comes from it, then we let it happen. Just, you know...fun?”
>This piques their interest some, as they both raise their brows.
>“Just regular sex with the guy we love…as friends?” asks Sunset.
>You nod.
“And as teenagers. And hey, you and Twilight could have something meaningful...and, I dunno, if something comes from that which makes me...well, maybe something nice will come out of it?”
>Twilight squirms at this.
>“W-wait, I don’t know if that’s a good idea...”
>Sunset, unlike Twilight, feels very open to the idea.
>“...I kinda want to though,” she admits. “I mean, we never got to do this type of thing when we were in high school, did we?”
>She shakes her head a timid ‘no’, but still has yet to be persuaded.
>“Y-yeah, but I...well…I don’t want something that’s just sex.”
“Who said it has to be like that though? Think of it as a date, the three of us trying to get along, see how we feel about each other,” you say. “It’s exploring, and if we find there’s love in it, then what’s the problem?”
>Sunset nods.
>“You in Twi?”
>She looks unsure, a clear conflict in her mind.
>However, experimentation, arousal, and a little bit of something else win her over...
>“A little bit of exploring never hurt anyone I guess.”
>You smile.
“Let’s get started then.”
>You’re pretty certain you’re in love already.
>Fuck.

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>>28534729
They gonna fuk!

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>>28503715
Fluttershy is for slow romantic fucking.

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>>28534729

>>28535700

>>28534729
“So how should we start?” you ask, eager, ready, but ultimately unsure, just like you’re friends as of right now.
>Twilight swallows dryly, a suggestion in her throat creeping up as she nervously raises her hand.
>“We could just, um, kiss?” she says with rosy cheeks.
>You look at Sunset to see if this is agreed on. With a shared nod, it is decided.
>It’s then that things start happening.
>You don’t know what that means, but it just does.
>Sunset and Twilight, both sit up on their knees, growing close together as they both let out awkward breaths, their breathing labored and stomachs clenched.
>When they’re barely a foot apart, Twilight gains enough courage to look at Sunset in the eyes with a smile.
>“Um, I’ve wanted this for a really long time, by the way…”
>Her smile is not only returned, but received from Sunset.
>“Yeah. Yeah, me too.”
>Shakily, the two lean their foreheads against one another, their faces closer than two peas in a pod.
>Their noses gently bump against each other, but with a slight giggle from Sunset, it’s dismissed as nothing too embarrassing.
>Then, she opens her mouth to say something to break the intense silence.
>However, she just hangs her jaw low, not sure of what to say.
>Then, something takes over, and her next words officially set off the chain reaction that will result in the big bang of tonight.
>“...I love you.”
>With that, Twilight loses it.
>The two press their lips together passionately, their tongues intertwining with each other as they open themselves up to their lover.
>The sound of smacking lips and high-pitched moans is extremely satisfying to hear, and seeing the sheer passion in it is marvelous.
>Sunset’s hand lays on the back of Twilight’s head, her free one pulling her closer to her body.
>Twilight is, interestingly enough, more adventurous in where her hands go.

>>28534729
thats some real whore tier logic right there

Sick and not going to work today. Gonna write some green in a Lil bit

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>>28537343
Not sure if i like the fact you are sick as it gets us more toptier green, but get better nonetheless

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>>28537343
Glad to hear from you man, hope you feel better

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>>28534560
I'm detecting large amounts of bullshit in your alibi

>>28537793
I'd describe the events, but you wouldn't care unless I was talking about my sister.

>>28537954
We don't really care either way.

>>28537954
He may be lying, but he's not wrong

>>28537987
I honestly wish I was lying. Today was hella awkward. Especially with the lesbian roommate I almost kissed.

Also, why is it really hard to believe that I, a sex addict, slept with someone?

Doesn't matter I guess, I'm going to try and write as much as I can today. Too many distractions.

>>28538046
>Rape victim
>Sex addict
Pick one

>>28538085
I was a rape victim, it fucked me up, now I'm a sex addict because I have a warped view on sexuality.

This is normal for rape victims who had shitty childhoods with rape in them, Anon. The few times I get a romantic feeling of sex is when I write it romantically. That's not THE reason I write smut, but it's definitely a contributing factor.

Just because I was raped doesn't mean I can't have a sex addiction.

>>28538169
OK got it. can we please get back on topic before it turns sour.

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>>28538169
Blah, blah, blah
Nigger, nigger, nigger
Just do your job

>>28538225
>>28538234
I am. I'm writing it right now. Really worried that it'll be shitty, so I'm being extra careful.

>>28538241
Shh
*stroke stroke*
We are here for you

>>28538169
>>28538270
This right here is why tripfags are cancer.

>>28538169
No one gives shit that you were raped.

>>28538169
Oh god it's the spider shim threads all over again.

Beans you really need to stop talking about your personal life here. Case and point>>28538282>>28538700

Insanebow are you there?

>>28538169
>rape
>in 4chan
look for help in real life, you can't possibly expect neets to give you counsel on that

I studied psychology and would've been able to help some if I hadn't jumped ship. you have no idea how schizzophreniacs are. genuiely spooked me about things they shouldn't have known.

>>28539130
Not everyone here is a neet. Pretty sure no one wants to hear about how he got raped. This isn't a fuckin hugbox.

>>28538721
i bet its a samefag

>>28539986

>>28539283
i'd just want the story, not the feelings part.

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>>28540032
You're wrong faggot.

>>28540779
>mobliefag

>>28540779
youre not fooling anyone buddy

>>28540032
Sorry, but I don't do that shit.

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>>28540032

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>>28538169
Literally nobody cares. Just write the green like a good monkey, faggot.

B.u.m.p.

>>28540947
no one was saying it was you samefagging

Great job guys, now you've pissed him off

>>28510172
Who is Beans?

>>28543366

>>28542528
Or maybe he's given up. Probably knows when he's not wanted, then will come back when this is forgotten.

So basically by Monday at the latest.

>>28542877
Boy.

>tfw you're only here for Insanebow Dash's story, and he's not writing.

>>28522923
>You stared at her for a moment
>You looked back at you
>"I mean, if you want to that is..."
"Wait, you're saying you want me to kiss you? Why would you want that?"
>"W-well back during Twister. You fell on me and kissed me. That was my first. So I wanted a proper one from you."
>Oh right
>That was your first kiss to
"If you're sure, then yeah, I'd love to!"
>God, don't look so excited
>You might scare her off
>You both looked at each other now
>Into each other's eyes
>You brushed the hair out of her face
>Your heart was beating extremely fast I'm your chest
>Well, at least if you had a heart attack right now you didn't die a kissless virgin
>You moved your face closer to her
>She did the same
>And slowly your lips met
>You closed your eyes as you embraced her
>Now instead of smashing your face against hers like before, you could actually feel something from this
>You could feel her plush lips against your own
>Her heart beating in her chest just as fast as yours
>If not faster
>You slowly pulled away and opened your eyes
>Still embracing her close
"H-how was that?"
>She bit her lip as she looked at you
>"Wonderful Anon. C-can we continue?"
>Continue
>wat
"What do you mean by continue?"
>You didn't even know how much time was left
>"Well, as long as we're isolated I thought maybe... maybe we could try some more."
>You couldn't help but smile
"Well, I don't see why not. What's next?"
>She let out a breath you didn't realize she's been holding
>She placed her hand on the back of your head and brought you in for another kiss
>This time the both of you with renowned vigor
>Pushing against one another
>Parting lips
>Only to bring them together again
>She softly grabbed your left hand and placed it against her hip
>Slowly you both began to lay down
>With her on top of you
>You began to maneuver your right hand to get a feel of one of her giant breasts
>She definitely had the biggest bust of her friends
>Then you heard it
>PP:"Ding ding ding! Times up!"

>>28544814
GODDAMMIT PONK

>>28544814
>Both your eyes shot open
>You only had time to look at the door before it swung open
>And all the girls were there to look inside
>And see the spectacle between you and Fluttershy
>Fluttershy yelped and sat up
>Her face turning a very bright red
>Your own face feeling rather hot
"Come on Pinks! Can't you give people some warning next time?!"
>SS:"Thank you, now you know how I feel!"
>You and Sunset both glared at Pinkie
>PP:"But that would take part of the fun out of it! Now you two get your butts outta there. It's time for the next round!"
>She turned her body but looked back at you and gave a quick wink
"Come on Flutters, let's go."
>She was almost in tears from the embarrassment
>But she quirked up at your calling for her
>She looked up at you
>And smiled
>FS:"O-okay."
>The two of you got back in the circle once again
>Rainbow Dash glared at you
>RD:"It swear Anon if I find out you forced her to do anything, I will gut you."
"It didn't make her do anything Dash."
>Pinkie rubbed the bottle
>PP:"Okay bottle, pick me next!"
>She set it down and began to spin it
>Round and round it went
>Until it slowed and finally stopped
>On Maud
>PP:"Yay Maud! You get to participate finally!"
>M:"I am absolutely overjoyed."
>She held a monotonous tone and a face to match
>You couldn't help but feel like she doesn't want to be here
>She took the bottle and held it differently once again
>And spun it
>It went round until...
>You again
"Oh, come on! Isn't there a rule about someone going twice?"
>PP:"Nope nope nope! Now get in there you two. And remember, seven minutes on the dot!"
>You sighed as you once again got in the closet
>You didn't even get to feel Fluttershy's boobs
>Pinkie was a cruel individual
>The door closed again
>The two of you sat there in silence
>What do you even say to her?
>Nice rock?
>It couldn't hurt could it?
>It was better then this silence
"You got a nice rack ya know."
>Rack
>Why in God's name, did you say fucking rack
>Her eyes elevated a bit

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>>28545107
>you got a nice rack
God motherfucking dammit anon

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>>28544814
>>28545107
Pinkie is a willy and devious girl, I don't know what kind of game she's playing, but it looks like she's pulling for converting our pure Anon into a true Harem MC

The only question how many more spins does she have planned until she decides to take Anon for herself

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>>28545996
Pretty sure she'd let Anon have a turn with everyone once, getting him all pent up and horny before she finishes him off herself

>>28545107
Anon you had one job. One. Fucking. Job

>>28539283
we don't have to be a hugbox to help people. in fat, to elp people we must not be a hugbox.

in a way turning away those who are different makes this echo chamber-y. I don't like this trend. we used to discuss everything everywhere. I hope this is only because of the neets fapping to his story.

Bump for story, not therapy session.

>>28503715
bump

I'm going to be offline for several days, catch my bearings. I'm sory I derailed my own story. At least you guys got based Insanebow, he's a fun writer.

When I come back, I will try not to talk about my life as much. I've been a bit of an attention whore, and that's pretty fucking lame of me. Expect green whenever I'm back. At the absolute most, I'll be gone for a day or two.

Any worries concerning the green should be asked now before I go silent.

>>28547689
Can you just write more green instead of more blogging? We don't like you for your life, we like you for the writing you do. Let's keep it that way.

>>28547815
That's what I'm trying to do. My life isn't the why you're here, it's the story I've written that I worked hard on for you guys.

I'm writing the green's finale right now, and will post it when I've written the ending in a massive dump.

If do this attention whoring shit again, make sure to tell me and I'll stop.

So basically, yes. You can have more green, because there will be no more "blogging".
Any other questions?

>>28547965
I've been meaning to ask you these over time, but since your answering questions before leaving for a few days, I'll ask now.

Why did you start being such an attention whore, are you going to write anything else, and what the fuck is the word on Spider-Shim. Is it canceled?

>>28547995
>why did you start being such an attention whore
So people don't forget about me, and because I have a severe disease called "I'm a faggot". I'm sorry I've been a writefag and not a writefriend. I'll be back when I've finished writing this green, then I'll dump it without attention whoring by talking about my life shit.

>are you going to write anything else
Of course. I'll begin a new green for the Nightly Twilight Thread (or threads) at the request of >>28504348. There, I will be extra cautious to not reveal my life-stories.

>what the fuck is the word on Spider-Shim. Is it canceled?
Far from it.
As I work on a green for the Nightly Twilight Thread, I'll also be returning to the Spider-Shim threads. New Orleans has given me plenty of ideas, and I've officially chosen Anon's identity as a hero. I'm currently deciding if the green should have a tragic ending, or a happy one. I'm thinking happy. A side effect with knowing what direction I want the story to go in, however, will mean that the subplot of Rainbow Flash will most likely be discarded.

If there are any more questions concerning my greens, please ask now.

>>28548059
When will you be back?

>>28548166
I'm planning for it to be tommorrow, the day after, or the day after that.

Whenever I finish this green and can dump what I have left, basically.

Maybe even tonight if I finish it all in one long sitting.

One more question before I leave Make it good, please.

>>28546838
Dude I was molested as a kid but I don't go crying to strangers because i got my dick touched when I was little. I come here to escape from reality for a bit as I'm sure most of us do.

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>>28548316
I'm sorry.

>>28548478
Don't be. He got what was coming to him. I turned out normal-ish. Life rolls on.

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>>28545107
Yes here we GO!

>>28503715

>>28541815

>Beans left the thread to me for a few days
God dammit beans
I don't want the pressure

>>28550346
You got this bro!

>>28550346
well now ya got it fuckboi, until another nigga writes some shit which i highly doubt you the only writer here ATM.

for real though, don't get too stressed out, we're here for ya, just focus on the green and you'll be god my dude

>>28550346
You can do it! I believe in you!

>>28550346
Do it m8. I'm pulling for you.

>>28550381
>>28550383
>>28550390
>>28550591
It's either same fag
Or you fags actually like my writing
I don't know which is worse

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>>28550346
>>28550680

I like your stuff and in all honesty I was only coming to these threads for your green

Bean's Green was okay but he'd spend more time derailing it it to talk about himself for half a thread so I kind of stopped caring

But hey I'll be happy with whatever you can get us man, take your time

also I was thinking of trying my hand at a green, but I haven't done too many lewd greens, more comedy stuff

>>28550680
We don't. We just want some greens

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>>28550680
nigga, you're green is already better than bean's tbqh, no disrespect to him just saying. don't doubt yourself man, you're real good, just take ya time

>>28550715
oi m8 kys

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>>28550799
Truth be told, I thnk Beans' main problem with his writing is that it's just not as good. Like, he's smart but his writing just isn't up to scale with most writers.

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>>28550680
I started reading your story when beans' started going downhill. Gotta say I'm digging it. I'll have to read the whole thing.

>>28545107
Is anon about to get his rocks off?

Bumpo

>>28503715
nerd anon vs fucking cunt rainbowdash friend anon
no thanks

babump

>>28552978

>>28550885
someone needs practice.
you aren't born a Dickens.

>>28554898

Here comes the legendary triple bump!

bump

>>28551811
>>28551815
>>28552580
>>28552978
>>28553587
>>28554898
>>28555820
>>28556236
BEENS GET YOUR ASS BACK WE NEED YOU!

>>28556908
Beans* My brain failed me.

>>28556908
Help us Obean wan Kenobi, you're our only hope!

>>28556908
we don't need that nigga, we got insanebow, he's a much better writer tbqh

also maybe this guy >>28550711

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Sunday night bump

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>when insanebow ain't been here all day
yo where my nigga at doe

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>>28558649
Stop shitting this thread up, you smartass pile of congealed blood and daemon piss

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>>28559102
No

>>28559043
Productive morning and at work for another 3 hours
I'm going to try to write some tonight

>>28559353
Rejoice!

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>>28557457
Okay, gonna try typing up the start of a green, we'll see how this goes

>You are Anon
>Unofficial top burnout here at Canterlot High
>Where everyone else in this crazy school is over happy and exuberant you are equally tired and misanthropic
>But you get along well enough with the school's various oddballs and other random cliques that no one really pays you any mind, especially after you decided to join the football team after your freshman year
>Still it means that people don't really pay enough attention to you that they don't notice when you sneak away behind the bleachers for the occasional midday smoke
>As you take your first drag you try not to think about how good it feels to regularly light up again now that the season is over and you don't have to worry about conditioning
>As you relax and lean against the bleachers struts you can't help but think about how peaceful it is right now
>"Heeeeeeey Nonny! What are you doing out here!?"
>You just had to fucking Jinx it didn't you

>>28560611
You have my interest. Continue.

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>>28560611
>Pinkie fucking Pie
>Or as most people like to refer to her when you're around "Your Childhood Friend"
>That wasn't entirely true
>She was more like a "Childhood Acquaintance" or "Long time friend of a friend of the family" or depending on the time of day "Persistent Annoyance"
>It was a bit of a forgone conclusion that you two would get to know each other since the day you first moved next door to Sugar Cube Corner as a kid
>Especially since your parents were always willing to volunteer you to help the Cakes around the shop when they needed it
>Still Pinkie wasn't so bad, and despite how annoying her hyperness could be in hindsight you were glad you at least had a friend your age around when you first moved here
>But then again you think back to all the times your parents let her just waltz into the house and bug you while you were trying to play games or all the times she dragged you to one of her random parties against your will to realize she's probably a large reason why you have a half a pack day habit these days
>Still it was too early for Pinkies brand of upbeat sugary energy, especially when you barely had enough nicotine
>You sigh, "Hey Pinkie."

>>28560935
>that pic
fucking saved, also good story so far, keep it up

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>>28560611
>>28560935
Bout to go pass out, will try to get a few more posts in tomorrow before I head into work if people actually seem to like any of this like>>28560870 or >>28560980

pic very much related

>>28560993
nice shit, keep doing you my guy, just know that no matter what, you'll never fuck up as much as beans did no disrespect

>>28559102

I read that in TTS Emperor's voice.

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>>28548478
Hey beans, did you watch the movie?
Did you like dem hips as much as Timber? He will have so much fun with them.

bumps

>>28560993
Gave a fuck yeah for the pic, then proceeded to kek at the filename.

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>>28560611
>>28560935
>Your words have barely left your mouth before she crushes you in one of her hugs
>Like always she holds it for a few seconds too long making you painfully aware of her of what is currently pressing into your chest
>Cue your familiar enemy The Conflicted Boner
>Puberty really had made dealing with Pinkie so much more awkward over time
>While Pinkie didn't exactly come out looking like one of that Rarity chick's fashion models her sugary diet had gone to all the right places
>This combined with her overactive tendency for physical contact made things really awkward these last few years
>Luckily she pulls away before you have to worry about pulling onto Kenny Loggins' favorite highway
>Unluckily she finally notices what exactly you're doing out here
>"Anon you're smoking again!?" she gasps
>You roll your eyes
"Pinkie I never stopped, I just cut down for football"
>Pinkie just puts her hands on her hips and gives you her best disapproving stare. "You know that's soooooo super bad for you right?"
>so is dealing with you you think to yourself as you take another drag
"So you've told me, many, many times before." You groan. It really is too early for this shit. "So what did you want any way Pinks?" You ask cursing yourself for absentmindedly using your old nickname for her

>>28561137
Twiggles is not for sexual!

>>28545107
>"That is a rather forward comment from you. I had earlier observed you to be a rather shy individual. I see now that is not the case."
"I didn't mean that. I meant to say rock. I meant you have a nice rock!"
>"Flattery will get you the places you are required to be Anonymous. So let me ask, where do you want to be?"
>Holy shit
>Was she asking what you wanted to do?
"Uh, I'm sorry. What?"
>M:"I'm asking what activities would you like to partake in this closet? We have a proximately four minutes fifty-two seconds left before my sister opens the door."
>You were very confused on where to go on this one
>Was she trying to be seductive?
>She sure didn't sound sexy
>And all she had on was a grey dress
>Matching her rock
"W-wait, wouldn't it be weird to just go and do something when we hardly know eachother?"
>M:"Is that not the purpose of this game? Put two individuals in a closet for seven minutes and see what happens between the two?
>She kinda had a point
>M:"You had made a previous comment about my breasts. Would you like to grasp them?"
"Uh, I mean. Sure. Why not?"
>This was definitely an experience
>She stuck out her chest a bit
>They weren't as big as Pinkie or Flutters but they were bigger then Rainbows at least
>You moved your hands over and slowly moved over to them
>You stopped before grasping them
"You're sure about this?"
>She let out a sigh
>And grabbed your wrists and pressed your hands to her boobs
>M:"I had previously stated we only had a limited time in her Anonymous. I prefer not wasting anymore."
>You began to move your hands and feel her up
>She was right
>No more stalling
>She closed her eyes as a bit of red began to form on her face
>M:"I would prefer you grasp them firmer Anonymous. It gives me more pleasure that way."
>You followed her advice and grabbed at them harder
"L-like this?"
>M:"Yes. Just like that."
>The blank face she normally had on broke for a moment to let out a gasp of enjoyment
>She looked at the door
>M:"Let go Anon."

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>>28562911
Sure she isn't

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>>28562992
No surprise, Maud is interested in help Anon get his ROCKS off

I feel dirty now

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>>28562992
Thank Maud for her time keeping skills. Though, I wish they could have done more.

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>>28560611
>>28560935
>>28562905
>Luckily this seems to pull Pinkie out of whatever lecture she was planning for you
>"Oh riiiiight, I totally forgot. I came here to make sure you're coming to my slumber party tomorrow night."
>Que?
"Pinkie I literally have no idea what you're talking about." you deadpan
>"Well duh silly, that's because I haven't told you about it yet." She says like it is the most obvious thing in the world.
>You suppress the aneurysm forming in your brain from trying to understand Pinkie's thought process and just decide to move on with conversation.
"Okay, better question. Why do you want me to come to one of your slumber parties?" you ask hoping you can get even the slightest bit of clarity
>"Because you're my bestest friend of course." She says cheerily
"Uh-huh, and what's the real reason?" You ask knowing that while it maybe partially true there's got to be more to this
>There always is with Pinkie
>"What do you mean, that's totally the only reason Nonny." Wait for it. "But..."
>There it is
>"I do still need two people to even out the numbers." She admits with a chuckle. "You see Sunset has to work that night and can't get off."
>That actually does make you feel better, you don't really have anything against her, but when it comes to her you try to take your Ole Grandpappy Moot's advice of "Son, never go mess'n with girls who go fucking around with crazy magic and turn into demons or girls who wear leather jackets."
>Since ole' Bacon hair was batting two for two on those counts you figured it was best to just leave her be
>"And then Twilight is busy too so I figured I'd invite you since you never really go out and do stuff on the weekend." Pinkie went on.
>She wasn't wrong, but still that didn't mean you actually wanted to go to the slumber party, at least not without grilling Pinkie about a few more things.