Waifu Status

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>>28480405
i've always hated the idea of romantic relationships, so i'm fine being alone with my two friends, i am content

>>28480405
I want to bunk with Cadence

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>>28480405
i'm fine being alone as long as i got money and friends

Always had shit self esteem, so whenever i'm asked about gf, always say that it's not worth my time. It actually makes it way easier to talk to cute girls without sperging, because my mindset is always that that there is no way in hell that this girl will even think about me in any romantic way. Got me through high school

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>>28480615
damn, i still do that in college

>>28480615
Same applies for all people, not just females.
Nobody actually gives a shit about you but your blood related family.

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>>28480405
I don't wish for a 3D and never think about it, myself. I'm fine being alone, romantically, but what I have difficulty understanding is if I can be happy with a waifu or if I should leave this all behind and ignore such feelings in all. The waifu feels are overwhelmingly inconsistent between the warm joy and comfort of adoration and dedication to the painful aching of longing, jealousy, and various other bad feels towards her that I try to repress. I worry that I might have grown to hate my waifu just a bit. Why does cute 2D pony love have to be so confusing?

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>>28480405
I'd love to try to go after a inferior 3dpd, but my self esteem is so painfully shit along with another handful of depression related issues. While I actively try to hide these personal problems, it seems as if it becomes more evident that something is really wrong; repelling both girlfriends and normie friends alike.

Its been years since I've been able to do anything enjoyable with anyone I like because they've already moved on to other friendships and beyond. I mean fuck, a good friend of mine who spent more time lurking 4chan than he did socializing recently got a girlfriend and is maintaining a stable relationship. I'm totally happy for him, he deserves it, but it just reminds me of how much I've failed to develop as a human being.

Although I've tried seeing psychiatrists, therapists, and doctors and received at least 5 different antidepressants to try and fix these flaws, it seems as if each failed medication trial just makes life harder; knowing that not even drugs can make life worth living.

Sorry for the long "abloo bloo bloo, I'm a virgin please kill me!" type post, you faggots are really just the only people I can open up to.

I don't understand exactly what love is. Isn't it just a way of giving and receiving of intimacy(what was the word for...)? I hate it to beeing touched. It makes me uncomfortable.

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>>28480717
>hate it to beeing touched
The fuck did bees ever do to you?

>>28480405
I just want to fuck that pony ass. Actually living with someone is not worth the trouble.

>>28480405
I'm not sexually attracted to people. I've had a few strong "connections" with both males and females, but I never wanted to have sex any of them, it was something that just seemed off for me. It's great to have human friends, but I don't need humans for anything else and I'm actually happy having a waifu instead of a "real" partner.

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>>28480405
>be me
>be seeing pretty looking 28 yo girl that I met online
>Sucks a mean cock
>Loves having anal sex and letting me cum inside her ass or on her face when we fuck so she doesn't get preggers
>Tfw get to think about pony when I'm pounding her ass
>Tfw we're not in a dumbass commited relationship and we just get to have sex, cuddle and then she goes home
>tfw I can fuck someone else if the opportunity presents itself
>tfw there are plenty of girls out there like this and you can find one if you look hard enough

I love it like this. No crazy emotional attatchments, no wondering or worries if she's cheating on me. No divorce, kids, child support, letting her get half my shit after court or any of that bullshit.

>>28480422
Would your two friends be lefty and righty?

>tfw i have no desire for sexual contact with another being

Not an official diagnosis, but this shit seems to be something i have.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>>28481362
that isn't alway a disorder. Maybe you are asexual? Do you've got any other problems? Please tell us more.

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>>28480405
Same here op
Is is better burn out than fade away.
I will never be in a relationship, to be slaved by others people needs.

One or two almost Friends is enough.

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I'm unironically looking for a girl that fits the personality/appearance of Sunset Shimmer. Otherwise I don't want to really date.

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>>28480405
>it's an elliot9k thread

>>28481697
>Stupid
>Red
>Angsty
>Homeless
>Deformed
>Weak
You could do better anon.

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>>28481718
>Weak
What he fuck are you talking about?

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>>28480647
>implying my family cares
TOP MEME

Yep, pretty much. 27 yo virgin, too literal autistic to get a 3dpd bf, and really stopped trying years ago. I thought I needed one to be happy, but I'm happy just being alone. Tulpas are pretty great and i got money so w/e

>>28481559
I'd class being asexual as a disorder desu. Literally rejecting the only goal of life, to reproduce.

>>28480405
Anyone enjoy just being alone; partnerless?
I love the idea. Parents are just going through a divorce and will communicate only through a fucking mail adress. This a few days after my mother and I booked very expensive plane tickets.

>>28482407
Well, but we are Humans. We don't have to reproduce. People who are saying this and believe this are people with sad lives. Don't be one of these! Life offers so much more that this. We are Humans. We are no Animals anymore. We are something worse. Just as I said: Asexually is not a disorder. I'm proud of people who actually stand for themselfs and said it out. In my eyes these kind of people are 50% more human than the rest of the world.

>>28480405
I'm bi-waifu. I have 2 waifu's.

>>28483227
You know what they say: If you have too many Waifu's you have no lifu

>>28483390
But I only have 2. Going over 2 is fine I guess.

I really like them in a non-sexual way

I'm not attracted to humans anymore. Really, I've tried to watch some human porn a few days ago and my dick stayed flaccid the whole video. Only zoophilia gives me boners nowadays.

So yeah, I'm going to die kissless virgin. At least in this world.

Zero fucks given.

>>28480647
>India

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>>28480405
I like being alone but I hate being single. It's an eternal paradox.

I can't start a relationship with anyone right now because I'm moving out of state next year.

I guess I'll have to use ponies to fill the void in my heart until then.

>>28480405
i have a waifu but i'm still chasing who i believe is closest in personality or is the vessle for which i can show my love to my waifu.

>>28480405

>>28483569
So uhhh what kind of zoophilia stuff? You feel like sharing where you get your stuff? I like dog pussy myself[\spoiler]

>>28481346
underrated

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>>28480699
>Sorry for the long "abloo bloo bloo, I'm a virgin please kill me!" type post, you faggots are really just the only people I can open up to.
Admitting your cancer is the first step towards acceptance.
Yeah, I only have one friend right now and it's because he's a bigger autist than me. Even he has a 3DPD. I know that feel.

>>28480405
>not having such a fierce love for your waifu that you spear your way cock-first through time and space directly into her winking horse vag
>not howling victoriously as you culminate across dimensions
>not tearing through said hole in reality to claim your waifu and plow her lush fields until she can neither stand nor speak coherently
It's like you're not even trying.

>>28486442
x18, Cripplechan's /zoo/, Gaybeast, the list goes on.

It's not hard to find zoo material, mainly because it's not illegal in most countries.
Me too.

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>>28486442
>>28488460
This is now a dog fucking thread