Momlestia #37

>>28475588
*Oedipus general

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>>28475588

Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (Unfinished)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (Ongoing)

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>>28475605

Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/

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>>28475612
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646

There we go. /mom/ thread!

When I get on my computer I might make a green of a human kid anon being raised by Celly

>>28475677
Looking forward to it.

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>"Grrr~ I'm like one of those mommy tigers carrying you, huh sweetie?"
>'Mom, I'm 30.'
>"And you'll keep being mommy's baby until you're 30,000."

>>28475677
I'll be there.

>>28475723
I kinda want more of this

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>>28475588
"Are you feeling pent up again sweetheart? Just lift it up don't be shy and keep going until you feel better."

How many good boy points do I have to trade in for some pee-pee friction pleasure?

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>"T-this next one is dedicated to the special man in my life *hic*, t-the only man I'll ever need.."
>Oh god
>"H-he's here tonight, I'd- I'd like for him to come up on stage and sing along with me."
>OH GOD
>"Anonymous, sweetheart *hic*, c'mon, d-don't be shy, come up here with mommy."
>Rainbow Dash immediately clambers atop the stage trying to get the mic
>"H-hey let's hear it for Principal Celestia, right?"
>Mom jerks it away, holding a cup of spiked punch in her other hand
>"Ms. Dash, please, we all sat through the caterwauling of your rainbooms, t-take your *hic* seat."
>"DJ Mix Master Mute Cutie, if you would please."
>The mute DJ nods and begins to play the next track
>"Anenome, d-don't make me ashk twice." She says holding out her hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

>>28475861
A whole hell of a lot anon

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no mom pictures, but I do have some celestia love

>>28475988
Okay, but what about with aunty Luna?

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If Celestia was my mother, would it be wrong that I would want to sleep with her?

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>>28476201
No.
In the beginning of these threads, Anon was reluctant to accept the mom love, too.

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>>28476173

>>28476201
No something be wrong with you if you didn't

There's a Celestia foot fetish green if anyone wants to read it over at /ua/.

>inb4 no hooves
Nice meme. Kys.

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>>28476300

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>>28476526

These threads were specially designed to bring in Souls fans

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>>28475588
It looks like she's talking to an 8-year-old Anon about his day at school and thinking "I wish you'd learn to leave out the unimportant details. This talk shouldn't take half an hour."

>>28475723
>your Momhorselestia will never give you a thorough tongue-bathing

>>28475829
"Mom, if you're going to keep traipsing around the house with your 'goodies' on display, at least you could shave them a bit. You look like you have a pastel-dyed Furby going down on you."

>>28475861
Like 100,000 chicken tendies worth

>>28476196
Only about 70,000, but she will only do butt stuff with you

>>28476201
>"Ugh, I'm so full. Sunshine, come over here and rub Mommy's belly until she feels better."
>You will never spend hours rubbing your horse-mom's belly

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>>28476636
>I'm so full
That's what you get for eating cake like it's going out of style.
>but m-muh alicorn diet
Cake is not a food group, the demigod doctor said you need to watch the sweets, mom.

>>28476636
>"Mom, if you're going to keep traipsing around the house with your 'goodies' on display, at least you could shave them a bit. You look like you have a pastel-dyed Furby going down on you."

>Not liking a big soft bush
What are you? Some kind of queer?
On a side note was hilarious

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>>28476711
>What are you? Some kind of queer?
No, I just don't like choking on hairs when I'm going down on her.

>>28476766
>not tasting the colors of the rainbow

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>Mom surveys the buffet laid out for the palace denizens breakfast
>It's got everything
>and it came without packages, ribbons or tags, it wasn't in paper, boxes, or bags!
>except one thing
>"..Anonymous, sweetie, do you see any of the-, you know what I mean, the little donuts with the sprinkles I like?"
>You're loading up on griffon delicacies and say through a mouthful of breezie sammich "Mmph I fhink twhylih goh da lash one, mom"

>>28476777
Mah nigga

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>Be Anon, and your mom just called you into her office.
>Not sure why, you didn't do anything.
>Well, not this time anyway.
"Okay mom, I'm here. Now what did you..."
>And that is Twilight over your mom's knee.
>"Oh there you are sunshine. I'll just be a minute. I'm just teaching Twilight here a lesson, you can have a seat over there till I'm done."
>Slightly mesmerized, you sit down but don't take your eyes off the scene before you.
>You watch as your mom brings her hand down onto Twilight's ass.
>The sound of the slap fills the office and you can see her but cheeks start to redden.
>She bites her lip to stiffle a cry why closing her eyes.
>If you didn't know better, you'd swear that her cries started to sound more like moans.
>This is... honestly kinda hot.
>Oh shit- you feel your dick start to react.
>You quickly throw your backpack onto your lap to try and hide your arousal.
>After a few minutes of this, and a very red Twilight butt later, your mom stops and allows Twilight to get up.
>She slowly stands while rubbing her very sore ass.
>"There, now that Miss Sparkle's punishment is out of the way, we can begin sweetheart."
"Actually, I need to... go... to the bathroom- yeah, to the bathroom. I'll be right back!"
>You get up while still holding your bag over your painfully hard cock and slowly walk out the door.
>Can't let them know you got hard watching your mom spank the girl who is always hitting on you.
>But you do know what you will be jacking off to tonight.

>Be Twilight.
"That really hurt."
>"I'm sorry, but it had to be as real as possible. Trust me, he will be thinking about this for a while."
"That's fine. It'll all be worth it if I can get into his pants."
>"I beg your pardon?"
>She asks taising an eyebrow.
>Shit!
"I-I mean, courting and wooing him like he deserves."
>"Of course. Now back over the knee for the getting into his pants comment."
"Uggh."
>"That just earned you double the spankings little missy."

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>>28476931
>"W-we'll be together soon, Anonymous."
>Twilight Smeagol lovingly strokes the effigy she made of you
>"Stupid Anon's mom, WE HATES IT! RUINS EVERYTHING!"

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>"Sister! What is the meaning of this devilry! Change us back post haste!"
>"Y-YOU WILL NOT HOG ANONYMOUS TO THYSELF!"

>>28475702
10 years is finished, man.

>>28476201
If it's wrong then I don't want to be right.

>>28476484
>/ua/
wut?

>>28476953
>Twilight Smeagol
kek.

Can Celestia shapeshift? I presume she could what with being an alicorn and all. I had an idea for a fic involving that.

>>28477608
>finished
Sequels man, sequels.

>>28477921
I wouldn't complain if more were done with it, but what else can be done? Already had Discord, Solar Flare, and the threat of not getting home. Anything else can't top that.

>>28478078
That's just because you're not being creative enough. He could make his own villans. Or follow Anon through courtship to find a bride. Or even just write slice of life, it works for mlp.

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>You're shouting 'CHANGE ME BACK, MOM!', but what comes out is:
>"JEHURGEN FLURGEN BURGEN, MURGEN! BORK BORK BORK!"

>Suitors come to try and win Prince Anon
>Anon gets fed up
>Dresses like the black knight and challenges would be Suitors in single combat for the right to meet the Prince.

Fund it.

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>>28478475
>S'all fun and games till luna mistakes him for a fly and gets a flyswatter.

Just a question. If i were to write a story were Anon actually likes Twilight, would that be fine or is it taboo here?

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>>28478507
>T-there's Prince Anon in the skybox watching with his mom & aunt
>Oh ponyfeathers he looked this way
>Quick, stretch and look sexy an shit
>Yeah, keep looking, you royal stud..you probably want me when I'm all sweaty an-
>"RAINBOW FUCKING DASH, SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT QUICK FUCKING ZONING OUT ON MY COURSE I WILL FORCE FEED YOU K-RATIONS AND TAPE YOUR TAIL OVER YOUR ASS!"
>'M-MA'AM, YES MA'AM!'
>You hope he didn't see that
>>28478998
I'd be fine with it.

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Try it today, pluz.

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>Celestia intercepts any and all love letters addressed to Anon
>She would forward any letters from suitors she sees fit for her son's attention, but she's yet to find a single one
>Anon starts getting depressed, thinks no-one likes him and he'll end up old and alone one day

good morning /mom/

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Quick someone has kidnapped your mom. Are you a bad enough dude to get her back before the shadow man has his way with her purity

>>28479812
>She tries setting anon up on dates she approves of, for now, to cheer him up
>They're either someone anon knows so well that dating them feels weird, or are very dull and safe choices
>Anon doesn't seem very happy

>>28480113
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

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>>28480126
>So tell me again why you agreed to this?

You're mother wants to unite our kingdoms.

> But..... You have a cock.

Is that gonna be a problem?

>Not if you're the bottom.

...

>>28480146
Fucking auto correct

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>>28480146
UH, TEAM HUDDLE, MOM, I HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT THIS

bumpu

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>>28478998
Hating Twilight is just an inside joke here (in fact, book hoers a qt), much like Sauron being anon's dad.
I'd be ok with a story where Anon likes Twilight.
Bonus points if the parts are completely reversed and we have Anon who like-likes Twilight and Twilight who doesn't and tries to avoid him because reasons (studies, fear of disappointing her teacher and the like). This is something I'd really like to see for a change.

>>28475588
Do you mean Molestia.

>>28480406
Whats the problem? You're not gonna be the one with a cock in your ass. Wait is it a kid thing? You want to have kids eventually? Because you know with magic......

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>"I uhh have some questions about where this is headed, mom."

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>>28481173
>"P-princess Celestia? Anonymous?" Twilight calls out as she walks the palace's main hall
>"Forgive my intrusion, but the main entrance was unguarded, h-hello?"
>As she nears the throne room she passes an odd suit of armor she never noticed before
>"Strange, I don't remember that being here. I wonder if it belongs to Anonymous."
>"H-he'd look so handsome in that as he'd gallantly arrive on scene to save me fr-"
>'BOO!' the 'suit' exclaims as it bursts into flames
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Twilight screams, fleeing the palace
>'Chh, "Anonymous would look sooo handsome in that~". My son WISHES he looked this good.'

>>28481679
Oh shit dad's home!

Lock up your mares and hide your booze

>>28481679
Kek, moar!!

>>28480113
Trust me there's NOTHING pure about Celestia

>>28479028
Rainbow sperg strikes again

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>>28481696
>"And then I was like 'Heh, nothing personnel, kid', and I shot the oxygen tank the ninja shark was chomping on."
>'She said it wasn't anything like that, dad.'
>"She WOULD say that, hell, I'd be scared to if'n I got a load of this!" He says about to do the whole fiery eye thing
>"IFFFF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!-"
>"Fuck, I'm getting dizzy..oooh, oh god, I'm getting old, I can't even do the fiery eye thing."
>'Bullshit, dad, everyone has their off days.'
>"Anonymous, don't encourage him." Mom says between sips of her coffee

>>28482052
*Contented sigh*

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>>28475588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaSqqTRStt0
>"Is something wrong sweetheart?"
>You breathe hard out your nose, and fight your shivering.
"M-mom. Why a-are you wearing that?"
>Momlestia looks over herself as if she doesn't see what the fucking problem is.
>"I'm not sure what you mean dear. It's cold. I merely put on a sweater, and some leg warmers."
"THOSE...are stockings."
>She seductively stretches out giving you a perfect view of every curve, of her smooth, pink pearl body.
>"Don't they look nice on me though?"
"Th-that's not the point!"
>"Then what is the point?"
> Unable to take it anymore,your beastial instincts shove your reasoning aside.
>You turn her onto her back, and position yourself between her legs.
>"Oh my. This is quite the predicament. What is it that you plan to do to me?"
>She smiles with lowered eyes.
"I'm going to make you my mare m-mom."
>"Don't call me Mom. Not anymore. We're not related by blood. Call me--"
>You lean in and start peppering her long neck with kisses, getting hushed gasps and moans.
>"Celestia..."
------------------------------------
>You shut Anon's journal loudly, face beet red.
"I seriously need to stop reading his book. This is all so...so taboo!"
>You slide it back under his mattress, and prepare to leave the room.
"......Well maybe one more."

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>>28482195

>>28482206
Right now as you read that story and listen to that song, I'm willing to bet that at least ONCE you unintentionally licked your lips

>>28482052
When's he gonna give his son more elven whores?

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>>28482195
U-unf. Feel free to continue.

Actually, this reminds me of that Teegray guy's story. It was never finished, right? 'Cause I've marked it as so in the archive. I hope he's not dead.

I'm also hoping to see Mr zed story continue.

>>28482604
Because it's teegray who wrote it

Frosty wrote some /mom/ green in one of the incest threads recently. Not sure if it has a pastebin or not.

>>28476484
>>28477608
>There's a Celestia foot fetish green if anyone wants to read it over at /ua/.

What the fuck is /ua/? Where is this foot fetish green?

>>28483330
Unlikely affinity

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>page 9

>>28478475
>>28478981
>Luna swats Anon, severely injuring him
>Celestia has to nurse him back to health

Well sorry no green yesterday was under a 24 hour ban that just ended so in 20 min or so see if I can crank out a only some what shitty green for you lot

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>>28482195

>>28484582
>throbbing horn

Breddy gud. Now kiss. Do something with her teats. Give her a spanking. Dammit Anon, I need this.

>>28484620
Wow nigga. You thirsty af

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>>28484582
>Dragonball-tier bulging veins

>>28484582
[SWEATING LOUDLY]

ayy page 10

I am a fag who has failed to deliver I just couldn't write anything decent, sorry guys I fess up to my failure

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>>28484582
Shame this writefag went missing.

>>28486587
Thanks for being honest about it.

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Night, /mom/

>>28486621
Ffs. You can't recognize its me? Did you forget that neckbeard picture too?

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>You will never be overindulged with love by the majestic Sun Butt.

>>28484093
>The first time she hears you'd rather spend your birthday out with your friends than with her.

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>"Ready to workout sunshine?"
>"Yes nephew, I have noticed a bit of a paunch in you midsection. Most likely due to your mother's cooking."
>"Oh hush Lulu. Anon is still a growing boy, and so what if he prefers my food to yours."
>"Only because you bribe him with cake every meal."
>"As if I need to. Your cooking is so bad we must order out every time you're supposed to make something."
"Mom, Auntie! Can we just workout please?"

>>28487306
>she will never tickle you with her feathers

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>sex is great and all
>so is cuddling
>but you will never just chill with ponies
>laboring in the orchards with appol horse
>tending animals with butter pone
>sitting on a balcony, watching the stars with a pony princess
>there will never be enough right in the world for you to indulge in such sustained, temperate beauty

>>28488100
What kind of workout is it?

>>28488213
Damn nigga right my feels shit

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>>28488213
>wanting to do anything but sex the ponies

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>Celestia has a peaceful drink out of one of the castle's beautiful water features

>Just then her son leaps into get back from the top of the fountain
>With the slap of her rump she takes off, bucking and braying in full view of the visiting dignitaries.
>The dignitaries are in shock at the lack of reaction from Luna or the guards.
>Eventually she bucks anon off and he goes tumbling into the grass.
>Celestia trots over to son with smug superiority before nuzzling him
> " 8 seconds, that's your best time yet but nowhere near what it takes to beat me.
>Anon hugs his mother's face.
>It's quite the living scene until a minotaur jumps into celestia's back in an attempt to ride.
>She bucks him off immediately.
>The guards fall upon him in murderous rage.
>As does Luna
>As does anon
>War is declared in the minotaur kingdom.
>There are little to no survivors of the minotaur genocide.

No one rides celestia but her son.

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>>28488213
I want to watch the sunrise with Celestia.

>be me
>see thread
>hate reading so just post post a reply
>feels.png

>>28488304
the fun kind
10 flutter kicks
20 jumping jacks
15 push ups
3 laps around the castle
and max out on planking and maybe some partner exercises

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>>28490519
i pity (you) for not having a good time here.

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>>28488508
>being this much of a pleb.

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>>28490035
>The someone used the short green I wrote

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>>28488100
>Mom gets you in a submission hold
>Auntie teases your dick

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>>28487261
Kek, never.

>>28492203
>still this ass mad about frog posting a general closer to death than it already was

>>28492203
>still this ass mad that one of the recent threads had like 40 posts before 404ing

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>>28492305
>>28492313
and this little faggot went ree ree ree all the way home.

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>"Mom, you got a letter from Princess Fatlight 'Eat all the donuts' Dorkle."
>'Oh I swear if it's about that stupid table map again..'
>'Let's see..'dear princess celestia, blah blah blah, Starlight Glimmer yadda yadda hypnotize- HA!'
>"I take it her student's lessons are going just great, huh?"
>Mom smirks
>'I told her, princesshood is more than just waving and cakes. Speaking of..Anonymous, check mommy's schedule, would you?'
>"You don't have any waving or cakes scheduled right now, mom."
>'...Weak.'

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>>28482116
>"...Hahah."
>"'Normie here, normie there.' Hahaha, oh..oh man, I've got to bring Anonymous to work with me more often."

>>28493528
Is there green of Saurondad?

>>28493746
Not yet.

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>"THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER!!!!! WENT UP THE FUCKING WATER SPOUT!!!! DOWNN CAME THE RAIN OF BLOOD AND DROWNED THAT FAGGOT SPIDER!!!"
>'T-thanks for the thought, you two, but I think I might better fall asleep without your uh 'lullabies'.'

>>28484093

>Sauntering down one of the countless hallways of Canterlot castle, you make your way to your mother's chambers.
>Whistling a happy tune, you turn left and walk down another corridor. This place truly feels like a maze. But while foreigners easily get lost in here, you know this place by heart.
>You've lived here since when you can remember, in fact being brought here shortly after your mother found you.
>You are Anonymous, adoptive son of princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria.
>Although to you, she is just mom. Mom who found you, alone and lost. Mom who took you in, and loved you like you were her own.
>But while those memories, the days of your childhood, are still somehow vivid in your mind, plenty of time has passed.
>The child who used to play and harass the guards on patrol in these very hallways has now grown up, and become a man.
>A man that's going to her mother's room bearing a proud look on his face, holding a letter in his hand.
>A letter that will likely change your life, and your mother's as well.
>Being admittedly stronger than most ponies, at least on the physical side, you decided to try and join the Royal Guard.
>While you didn't need to do it to make a living, you still wanted to try. After all these years you felt the need to repay your mother for all she's done for you, and joining the corps whose very purpose was to protect her seemed only fitting to you.
>Of course, you passed the test with flying colors. Physical strenght could not go unnoticed in the Earth Pony division.
>Because only unicorn recruits are trained in Canterlot, you'll have to leave for some time.
>Oh, your mom will be so proud of you when you'll show her this letter.
>Passing by one of the stained glass windows your mother loved so much, (and you may or may not have accidentally broken a few times when you were little) you notice that the Sun is still quite high over the horizon, although its light has already shifted to the reddish shade of sunset.

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>>28495099

>Strange. You could have sworn it was later in the evening. The Sun should have set already.
>Your train of thought is lost as you find yourself in front of your mother's door. You got here without even paying attention, almost as if your feet moved on their own accord.
>But the chuckle you would have let out never leaves your throat, your attention caught by less cheerful sounds.
>Muffled sobs are coming from the other side of the door. Looking around, you check if you ended in front of the wrong door. Perhaps you took a wrong turn and..
>No. This is indeed your mother's room.
>As your mind fills with more somber thoughts, you turn the doorknob, not even bothering to knock.
>As the thick wooden door cracks open, the smell hits your nose. It's the one of old paper and ink, though it's far more strong than you remember, and it's mixed with something else, more pungent.
>Alcohol.
>Poking your head inside, you immediately notice the utter mess that is your mom's room.
>All of her paperwork, that always used to sit so neatly and meticulously organized on her desk, is now scattered across the room. A few inkwells are tipped over, their content spilled all over her desk, staining the few papers that were still there before dripping on the floor.
>As your eyes scan the room, you silently step inside, your mind still unable to process what you're seeing here.
>Not too far away from you, laying on the once pristine white marble floor, are several bottles of wine. Some of them empty, some of them still half full. >Puddles of wine extend from the broken ones, staining the floor and the nearby carpet.
>You can't help but notice that these bottles are not regular ones. Judging by their labels, these were some of the finest and most expensive wines you could find.
>Probably coming from the royal reserve, and worth thousands of bits.
>Mom used to keep them for very special occasions...

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>>28495109

>Following the trail of bottles, your gaze finally sets on your mother's bed, where you can clearly discern her form, bathed in the low light.
>She just lies there, her body splayed on the bed and her muzzle buried in a pillow.
>While your mind is still shocked at the sight, you manage to ignore the lump in your throat as you speak.
"M-mom? Is everything alright?"
>As you utter these few words, her body flinches. She didn't even notice your presence until now.
>Her ears perk up and she raises her head to look at you.
>It takes her a few moments to realize that you're in front of her, but as soon as she does, her sorrowful expression turns into one of shock.
>"S-sunshine?"
>She just stares at you, wide-eyed and with her mouth agape, before charging her horn, likely to teleport away from here.
>Though the strain is evident on her face, only a few weak spurts of energy come out, and the spell fails.
>The wine is likely taking its toll.
>Without thinking twice, you sprint toward her, kicking a few bottles and almost tripping on your way toward her bed.
>You hop on the bed and scoop her up in your arms, before laying her on your lap.
"M-mom, what's wrong? W-why are you crying? What happened?"
>Her head briefly turns to look at you, and you are met with two puffy, red and glistening eyes.
>Her mouth moves slightly, but no words come out, instead replaced by unintelligible mumbles.
>Being at a loss for words, she just buries her face in the crook of your neck, and you can feel more tears soaking your shirt.
>Unable to think of anything else to do, you just wrap her in a hug, and start to gently cradle her, your arms around her withers, holding her tight against your chest.
>As you look around one more time, you notice a single paper, stained with tears, laying on the bed beside you. It has a familiar look, and when you pick it up to examine it, realization hits you like a truck.

>>28495117

>It's the same letter you received a few hours ago. Only it's not yours. You put your letter in your pocket before opening the door.
>Of course she would receive a letter as well, it's /her/ personal guard after all...
>Your mind quickly puts the pieces together, and you suddenly begin to understand.
>As if sensing it, your mother finally speaks, although between sighs and sobs.
>"I-I'm so sorry, Sunshine.. you shouldn't have seen me l-like this.."
"M-mom, why?"
>"I'm h-happy you passed the t-test, I really am. I'm so proud of you, my little Sunshine."
"Then why are you crying? What's the meaning of all of this?"
>You say, making a gesture with one arm, as if she could see it with her face still pressed against you.
"I'm not leaving until you tell me, mom."
>She wiggles a little and breaks free from your hug, looking you in the eyes.
>Seeing the seriousness and determination on your face, she lets out a sigh, then puts a hoof on your chest and starts caressing it, her touch ever so gentle.
>She closes her eyes as tears begin to flow again, and she starts to speak, this time with a far less trembling voice.
>"M-mommy just got a little emotional thinking about her son, and how quickly he grew up to become the man who's holding me right now."
>"W-when you have lived as long as I have, time starts to mean little to you, and you give it almost no importance, y-you don't understand its value."
>"It just goes by, and when you look back, you feel like you didn't miss anything."
>"But ever since you arrived into my life, things changed. They changed more than I could possibly have imagined."
>"Time suddenly got a new meaning, especially the one we spent together."

>>28495132

>As your mother explains, you just remain silent, caressing her neck and her now barely flowing mane, curling its silky strands around your fingers. As a kid, you always did it before falling asleep in your mother's bed. Even now, after all these years, it's still one of the most relaxing things you can think of. The way her mane flows, the way it feels on your bare skin, like a liquid breeze, it always felt almost otherwordly.
>As you yourself start getting lost in your memories, your mother continues.
>"But no matter how much time we spent together, it seemed to fly away. I didn't realize it in the process, but now, if I look back, it feels like yesterday. And no matter how many fond memories I have, I feel like I haven't enjoyed my time enough. I feel like I could have done more, savored every moment, and I didn't. And now, now I can't do it anymore."
>"My little Sunshine is a man now, and he's ready to leave."
>She cups your cheeks with her hooves, and looks at you as if you were the most precious thing in the world.
>"And I'll be alone again, just as I was before I found you. My days will once again go by without any meaning, and my time will lose its value again."
"But, mom, it's only for a few months, I.. I won't be gone forever!"
>"I know, Anon. B-but.."
"But what, mom? Please, tell me, I can't stand seeing you like this"
>"Please, Anon.."
>She wraps her forelegs around your back and pulls you in a hug, wrapping her wings around your body as well. With your face buried in her chest, you manage to hear her finish, her voice now reduced to a whisper.
>"...Please don't leave me"
>You both sit there, never breaking the embrace, you don't know for how long. Time itself seemed to stop flowing.
>You actually didn't expect your mother to feel this way about you, like you were the only good thing in her life. You can't help but feel a pang of guilt in your chest.

>>28495144

>Now it's your turn to break free from the hug and, with little surprise, you find tears welling up in your eyes too.
>Looking each other in the eyes for a while longer, you both bask in each other's presence.
>You're the first to avert your eyes and, having made up your mind, you reach in your pocket for the letter.
>Taking it out, you put it together with her copy and then fold them in half.
"You know what, I don't need any training to protect you. Besides.."
>You tear them apart and throw the pieces away.
"Military was never my thing anyway."
>Your mother looks at you, dumbfounded.
>It takes her a few moments to realize what you just did.
>You smile at her.
"I'll never leave you, mom."
>Tears start to well up in her eyes again, but this time they're tears of joy.
>Before she can even say anything, you pull her in a hug again.
>Wiping your eyes, you continue:
"Now, enough tears for today. I believe you still have a Sun to lower."
>Your mother lets out a chuckle.
>"Oh shush. The Sun can wait. My little suns... my son, is more important than anything else."
"Yeah, I'm sure the ponies won't mind the Sun staying up a little longer. Except Twilight, she's probably freaking out already."
>You both chuckle at the thought, your sadness forgotten.
"And, mom?"
>"Yes, Anon?"
"No matter how old I am, I will always be your little Sunshine."
>"Oh, I love you so much, Anon!"
"I love you too, mom."
So, tonight I felt more autistic than usual, and greentext came out, like it always does when autism gets out of control.
If you see any mistakes (apart from the one I made by posting this) don't chimp out, not every faggot who tries to write is a native speaker.
I hope I didn't make you feel depressed, I know I feel that way right now.

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>>28495132
>mommy just got a little emotional thinking about her son.
Yeah.
She does that.
>>28495144
Damn, fuckin feels.

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>>28495155
Fucking newlines, why do you not work?
Hey, in case you didn't notice, the last three lines are not part of the story.

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>"I'm so glad we could find the time to do this Prince Anonymous."
"Twilight, we've known eachother since we were kids. How many times do I have to tell you to just call me Anon?"
>She giggles and smiles at you.
>"At least one more time."
>You both share a laugh.
>Her calling you by your title and you correcting her has become an inside joke after all these years.
>Oh yeah, you're Anon and you're currently sitting down with your best friend and marefriend Twilight.
>Things have been tough lately though.
>You both saw a lot of eachother when you were in school together.
>But then she said she had to move to Ponyville.
>It had to do with being close to her new friends, the Elements of Harmony.
>Which was good in a way, because she really only ever interacted with her brother, your mom, and you.
>But still, it made your relationship into a long distance one.
>To make matters worse, it seems like one or both of you is always busy so you can never get together.
>Which makes nights like this all the more special.
>"So, do you know what you'd like to order yet?"
"No, but I think I know what you'll get."
>"You haven't even looked at the menu yet."
"I don't need a menu to know you're going to get a hayburger with pickles, extra ketchup and for some reason mayo with a large order of fries."
>"I'll have you know that mayo is a more than acceptable topping for a burger. If it wasn't, then they wouldn't offer it. At least I don't dip my fries in shakes like somepony."
>You both share another laugh.
>You missed this, just the two of you having a good time together.
>It honestly feels at times that the world itself is conspiring againgst you two being together.
>You reach your hand out and squeeze her hoof and earning a smile from her.
>But tonight it's just you two with nothing to possibly-
>"I thought that was you two."
>You both look to the door and see your mom walking into the restaurant.
>"I hope I'm not interrupting anything."

>>28495967
You have my curiosity. Now get my attention.

>>28495967
>"Actually, we were just about to order dinner... for our date."
>Twilight says, seeming to force a smile.
>For some reason, your mom or somepony always shows up when you and Twilight happen to find tome together.
>You love your mom, but you love marefriend too.
>"Oh what a coincidence. I cane here to eat too. I've been stuck with dignitaries all day and have eaten yet."
>Your mom says and just stares at the two of you.
>You smile back at her and subtly look at Twilight.
>Your eyes meet and she silently sighs while nodding slightly.
"Would you like to join us mom?"
>"I wouldn't dream of interrupting your date night sunshine."
>She says but still stays by the side of your table.
>"Don't be ridiculous. We'd... love to have you join us."
>Twilight says extending her hoof towards the table.
>"Well if you both insist. Who am i to refuse my son and favorite pupil's offer to join them."
>She says while taking a seat right next to you in the booth.
>So much for your date night.
>Maybe you can try again next month when both of your schedules are free again.

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>>28488100
>>28492190
>You will never get an erection when your mother has your face pinned close to her crotch as she has you locked in a triangle choke
>You will never get a nose full of your mother's scent, a mixture of some fine perfume and her sweat

>>28494545
>filename
kek

>>28496072
Wouldn't mind more CockBlocklestia stories.

Where there a pastebin for anon as a kid fe tting eaten by wolfes and resurected(after the destruction of equestria)?

>>28496659
And the other onewhere he flees since momlestia was a tyrant and suvives falling from a cliff.

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>>28496659
>>28496675
Damn, I've been here a while and I don't remember either of those.
You check the pastebin links at the top of this thread?

Tyrant mom sounds scary, man.

>>28496741
I think it was in the start. And it was either tyrant or neglecting i dont remeber quite right issomecases

Night, /mom/.
https://derpiboo.ru/896248?scope=scpef88786aa84ba6fbf98d155f7cf70e2a52857c6f4

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Are you a morning person, /mom/?

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>>28496659
Fug. I don't remember it. Do you remember anything else? How long ago was it posted, any keywords?
I have a copy of every thread saved, might take a look if I have some clues.

>>28496675
Could it be "Memories of Anon?" Take a look, it's in the archive >>28475605
If it's not, same as above, might look for it. Though it's unlikely it'll have a pastebin, I went through all the /mom/ threads when I made the archive, and if it's not there it means it wasn't binned, or at least the link wasn't posted at the time.

Some time ago I found an old green in a similar way, it was the one where Anon and Celestia build a snowman (snowmare?).
It's a shame it wasn't binned, it was pretty cute. Maybe I could add the desuarchive link instead? I don't know.

>>28499257
>"ANONYMOUS. THIS IS GOD."
>'Real funny, mom.'
>"EAT YOUR ALFALFA AND BE NICE TO TWILIGHT, SO SAYETH MOM-, UHH GOD."

>>28499257
If I am thinking of the same one, I think it was easy early on. Like around the 6th or 8th numbered thread. I didn't think it was ever finished though.

bamf

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>"M-mom, I wan-, momma, I want that one! Colonel Crunch's Crunchy Donut Bites!"
>'Ok, sweetheart, into the basket.'
>"Yay!"
>'S-SISTER.'
>"Relax, Luna, you can pick out a cereal, too."
>'This pleases us..'

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>>28478998
>"Anonymous, you know very well that is NOT what I meant."
>'Fiiiine, god..I'll take her out.'
>"To somewhere that isn't Hayburger."
>'OH MY GOD LIKE I'M BUILT OUT OF BITS OR SOMETHING?!'
>"You will allow her to order first and pick dessert."
>'Mom, do you have any idea how hard I'm trying to remain calm right now?'
>"You will also end the evening, which I KNOW WILL BE WONDERFUL BECAUSE YOU'LL DO AS MOMMY ASKS, with a chaste kiss on her cheek."
>'F-f...FFFFFF-..'
>"That better be a 'Yes, mom', you're trying to get out, mister."

fucka you page 9

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>>28499744
I Made a search using the word "wolf", but nothing.

>>28501770
Think I found it in the #7 thread. Starts here but I'm still not sure of this is what the original guy was taking about https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/#19316944

>>28496072
Plot twist: she's a picky eater and only wants to eat cum from the hot monkey dick.

>>28499257
Anon wanted to try to make him self since he was a * big boy* meets some wolfs that looked hungry and gave them some food. They desided he was more tasty. Celestia find him and goes crazy.

>>28499744
I think it was writen either in pieces or writefags added parts them self since now and then parts from it pops up it seems>>28502709

>>28495155
Thank you for the green, the feels were real.

Bump while writing some green.

>>28499155
no, but i wish i was.

I kindof wanna see a Rule 63 Momlestia. Dadlestia i guess? idk im shit at green fagging.

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>>28504693
>green fagging

>>28504693

And then have to deal with r63 Twilight trying to stick his dick up my ass all the time? Fuck no.

>>28475588
>You give your mother a half hearted smile and nod your head slightly
>It was like this every year, and every season
>She'd promise the two of you would spend a lot of time together
>You weren't dumb nor the naive kid you were all those years ago
>At the ripe age of 10 you've come to learn and understand your pony mother
>She was of course an important pony
>THE ruler of the Equestria.
>Yet as time would go on, her countless amounts of promises of 'having fun together' would rarely ever arise
>So what you were getting at was......
>You've begun to doubt your own mother
>All her empty words and promises now fell on your saddened at regrettably hopeful ears
>Knowing damn well only a small amount of those promises would be fulfilled
>However you knew for a fact that she was ruling the country all by herself
>She was constantly stressed and had somewhat acquired a small frown on her face just about everywhere she'd walk
>You noticed from the get go, though the oblivious masses never noticed your mothers changed demeanor
>Anyways you digress
>Your mother gives you a small peck on the cheek and tucks you in
"Don't worry sweetie, tomorrow morning Autumn will be here." Your mother pauses with a smile. "Sweet dreams my sun I love you dearly."
>And with that she gives you one last hug and kiss and walks to the door and stops in front of it
>Upon not hearing you reply back to here wishes of 'good nights or love yous' she sighs and leaves the room
>You hear the door open and close and let out a sigh

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>>28505528
is there more

Is this a monthly thread, or does it just pop up whenever?

>>28505528
>"Love you too mom..." You say to the empty room
>Her lies had somewhat made you numb and her promises always left bitterness in your heart
>For whenever she would wish you goodnights, it was easier to fane sleeping then to face the sad reality of your growing depression
>You could say you've become quite the arse, and should be thrown to the deepest parts of tartarus for the way you've been acting
>Your mother loved you so much and you anon knew damn well what you were doing to her was slowly killing her emotionally
>Some wouldn't blame you for being so cold to her
>I mean she did break the majority of her promises, and if anything her 'tries' of making it up to you with pathetic excuses of 'familial bonding'
>That of course would be interrupted by certain states of emergencies that seemed all to frequent to your liking
>Just when you think everything is going perfect Celestia is already on her way....back to ruling the country
>Leaving you alone once again
>Eventually anon you came to the conclusion that you were a sad selfish fool that wanted his mothers attention at all times
>And you would fill your head with faux ideas that any growing kid needs attention and that you weren't lashing out in desperation for a form of love you were to blind in your delusion to see
>You just wanted to be loved and to have your own mother to yourself
>Even when you knew no matter how hard you tried she would always put her ponies over you her human son
>That's what your inner conscious would say anyways....
>Such an abomination such as yourself the heir to the kingdom
>Knowing damn well Celestia would outlive you by thousands of years
>The title prince being just for show and that you were nothing more than a front if anything
>A shiver went up your spine as the cold wind slipped through your bedrooms open window
>It stung your skin leaving an uncomfortable feeling throughout your small body

>>28506065
>With a sigh you get up out of bed that your mother so lovingly tucked you into and lethargically walked to the window
>As you approached the window with intention to close it
>You couldn't help but look out and admire the view
>Canterlot in all its night glory, lights of many colors and shapes adorning all over the tall white buildings
>Ponies walking about, looking like ants due to the height of the castle
>As you looked about a heart crushing sight caught your eye
>A mother and her foal out for a night stroll, most likely on their way home
>They looked so happy and full of life being together that you felt resentment towards the two
>In an instant you smash the window shut in for of minor hysteria and walk back to bed
>It wasn't their fault they had no worries >It wasn't their fault your mother was slaving away for them to be happy
>It wasn't their fault that Celestia was so invested in her country all the damn time
>It wasn't their fault that because of her sacrifices that they can be together and happy
>All of it was to much for your fragile little mind
>Hell at such an age you would think that these issue would be the least of your worries
>But growing up with the worlds most powerful being has taught you a lot about life and excelled your maturation mentally
>Though you were still a kid, one that wanted his mommy more then ever
>A kid who wanted to be held and kissed till all his worries melted away
>Such false wishes always tore at you, but you couldn't help but wish they would come true

>>28506073
Will you be posting more? I am interested in it if you are.

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>>28505901
There's a date usually set at the end to when a new is to be made.

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>>28502709
Ok. I'll see if I find something. Dunno if you're talking about what >>28501982 linked, I tried to read that, but it seemed a little confused, at some point I thought I was reading a different story. I'll try again when I have more time, if it makes sense I'll put a link to it together with the other archived ones.

>>28499155
No. I hate mornings. Mainly because I stay up until 1-2am when I have to get up at 7 and until 4-5am when I don't. That's when the board is more active, at least from my timezone. And it's not like I have anything better to do than lurk and post in this shithole I love so much.

>>28502720
Aww thanks anon. Glad to know someone enjoyed it. It gives me the warm fuzzies. Pic related.

>>28505901
A bit of both. It started out as a normal general, that was remade whenever the previous would reach bump limit. After a while things slowed down, and it started to be made roughly once a month, but not with a strict schedule. That until a few months ago, I was the OP because no one else made it even though more time had passed, and I said something like "hey guys, if I'll start the next one I'll do it on the 22nd of April" (I think it was). Ever since, people wanted to have these threads always on the 22nd of each month. I'm still baffled as to why it became a thing. I honestly liked the more flexible schedule there was before. I only did that to avoid having to wait two months like it was happening. Eh, I didn't want to wait too much to see Ten Years continuing. What a ride it was.

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>"Mom, drop it. Drop itttttt. Now stay."
>'Grrr~ Nuh uh, you have to catch me and give me a bath, sweetheart."

>>28507602
Stop mom! You are acting lewd in public again.

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>>28507650
>"..'His strong hands had slowly, teasingly worked their way to her wings'.."
>"'Y-you really need this, don't you, mom?' He asked."
>"'Anonymous, my son..' She whis-...*sigh* damnit.."
>"Can I help you with something, Twilight?"

>>28507559
Might be that one but hard to tell for me since *alot* are simular in every story. Like 1 anon runs away from home 2 celesita gets woried 3 something bad happens to anon 3 celesita breaks mentaly and a. Becomes realy depressed. B looses her shit and lashes out on others and 5 anon either resurects or returns and gets diaspointed or no memories left.

Or you got the nice ones (not gonna think into those. And the lewd/nsfw ones (those are something i realy not gonna explain at all) but the treads noce beyond those

>>28508085
Wow, that was almost a coherent statement.

Don't try that again, I don't want you to hurt yourself.

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>"Anonymous, sweetheart, I think that's poison oak."

>>28506541
I don't really like the idea of porn being allowed as a feel it will just bring edgy trolls.

>>28508547
I have an immunity to poison oak.

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>>28509134
Oh.
Well, you don't get to get rubbed down with calamine lotion by mom & auntie then.

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>"BOFF! ZOK! POW!" Auntie says as the 3 of you leave the comic con
>"HA HA, T-TAKE THAT, EVILDOERS!"
>Well, atleast now you know they do infact serve liquor at those things
>"A-anonymoush, schweetheart, g-get on, mommy's g-gonna-, mommy's gon- we're gonna fly home, shunshine."
>'N-nay, sister, we shall taketh the nocturne mobile!'
>'Nephew, q-quick *hic* ly, this way!'
>Auntie that's the subway entrance
>'It-*hic* i-it only looks that way, tis actually the secret entrance to ou-, to our *hic* underground..place..thing.'

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"This is a bad idea."
>You sit with crossed arms, bottom lip poked out in pure disagreement.
>Celestia bumps you with her side.
>"Now don't pout dear. Twilight wanted to play this game for her birthday with her friends."
>You look around the room, and spot only you, Mom, Luna, Shining Armor and Cadence. Not one of her Ponyville friends are here."
>You give Momlestia a look, while sinking into your cushion.
>Twilight has been reading a bunch of Japonies manga recently, and said the only present she'd want from you is to play "the king's game" for her birthday.
>You're no fool. You played Persona 4.
>If it meant not having to spend money on her thirsty ass, you'd do it, but only if she had others playing it.(She initially suggested that only you nad her play it, the creep)
>So here you are in the study gathered around a table flanked by your aunts, and those other losers.
>Cadence waves to you, and Shining grins stupidly.
>Go sell some toys,whores.
>"Okay, does everypony know the rules?"
>Twilight looks at you hungrily.
>Luna raises a hoof.
>"So the one who draws the "king stick" gets to beat whomever she chooses to death?"
>Everyone groans loudly.
"No. You issue orders to specific numbers, and they have to do it, like "3 hug 2", Then you do a new round redrawing sticks."
>Luna ponders your words for a moment.
>"Okay let's draw sticks everypony!"
>You lean in towards mom.
"This is a seriously bad idea mom. She's gonna make me do something weird!"
>Mom cocks an eyebrow at you.
>"Oh Anon! You're so paranoid! She just wants to try out her little game! Just try to relax and have fun."
>You grumble.
>You see the sticks get surrounded in each individual aura, and fly from the cup.
>"I HAVE FIVE!"
>Everyone looks at Luna, as you grab the last stick while they're all distracted.
>Don't want Sporkle knowing your number.
>"Sister, you don't tell what your number is--"
>Luna looks at her stick a few times, and at the rest of the room.
>".....Oooohhhh."
1/

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>>28510244
I don't like this, scoob.

>>28510270
>>Luna raises a hoof.
>>"So the one who draws the "king stick" gets to beat whomever she chooses to death?"
What a lovable mare.

>>28510300
I mean, she's close. She gets to tell someone else to beat the other to death.

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>>28510270
>You glance at your stick.
>4.
>Purple eyes burning into you from across the room, tell you a certain grape horse is trying to figure out what your number is.
>"Looks like I'm the king!"
>Shining whinnys in delight.
>What is he so happy about?
>Cadence seems to be thinking the same thing.
>The stallion looks around the table with a devious smile.
>"Let's see...6 sit on 4's lap!"
>Your mouth twitches.
>Twilight is zoomed in on her stick. Her ears falls after a few moments.
>God has not abandoned you yet.
>"I-I'm 6."
>Your eyes widen as you look to Momlestia, who is holding her stick up in her yellow magical glow.
"I'm 4..."
>She looks to you and gasps, her face turning pink.
"I told you this was bad..."
>She frowns, and stands up, while the "king" watches licking his lips.
>The princess moves over you, and gently sits down on your lap with shut eyes.
>Your eyes roll back, as you pray to the god of erections to not bless you this one time.
>But wow. Her booty is so plump, and full. The buttcheeks fit perfectly on your growing pole, like the front of garfield's face, and--
"Aw shit."
>"I-is something wrong son?"
"NO."
>She fidgets. PLEASE STOP MOM.
>"Is there a dagger in your pocket?"
"HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE TO BE HERE?!"
>"J-just a little longer...unf."
>Shining is doing something suggestive under the table, but a loud meaty clop slap from his wife settles that.
>"New round!"
>Twilight snatches everyone's stick, and returns them to the cup shuffling the numbers, as Celestia gets off of you.
>You cover your erection, not noticing the wetspot left over.
>Celestia takes a few deep breaths, and smiles at you.
>"S-see? That wasn't that b-bad."
>Jesus christ! Just to get those twin suns back on your lap--
"Nnh..."
>You can't look her in the eyes.
>Celestia looks away as well awkwardly.
>Twilight glares hard at the two of you with gritted teeth.
>"DRAW! DRAW DRAW DRAW!"
>Everyone takes a stick, you and mom shakingly grabbing yours.
>2.
>"HUZZAH! WE HAVE A CROWN!"

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>>28510583

>>28510583
Moar

>>28510583
im confused
is twilight or celestia on his lap
what is going on

>>28511607
If you're confused, you're seriously retarded

>>28510583
So does Shining get off to incest or something?

>>28511642
Maybe he's a cuck?

>>28511662
How does that make him a cuck? It's not like he wanted Cadance to sit on his lap. He's probably just a perv.

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>>28510583

I hope the thread doesn't die before green gets finished like last time.

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>>28512754
going to bed bump

>>28513245
>anon age:43

>>28513260
>>28513245

Does Celestia have a body regretion spell, just to make the body young but the mind of an adult?

Does Celestia like Straight Shota?

>>28513260
>>28513245

Does Celestia have a body regretion spell, just to make the body young but the mind of an adult?

Does Celestia like Straight Shota?

Hope the thread doesnt die

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>"Good morning sunshine. I hope you slept well."
"Mom! What the hell are you wearing!?"
>"I seem to have forgotten to pack some pajamas for our camping trip, so I just improvised."
"Mom, you can't wear that outside your tent! W-what if someone saw you?"
>"Relax Mr. Worry-Wart. There isn't another person around for miles. Well, except for Aunt Luna that is. By the way, she forgot her pajamas too but she has a thing about either wearing pajamas or nothing at all when she sleeps."
>You hear her tent zipper come undone and your naked aunt walks out in all her glory.
>Her proportions are just a little smaller than your mom's, but still impressive.
>...
>Not that you're checking out your mom or aunt mind you.
>"Morning Lulu. Sleep well?"
>"Good morning Tia, sleep could have been better. I think I may have slept on a rock though. Is the coffee ready? Oh, good morning Anonymous, did you sleep well?"
"I-I ugh, think I forgot something in my tent."
>You need to get out of here before they see your growing erection.
>Let's not make this more awkward than it already is.

>>28513624
Yes, infact that's happened to Anonymous many times in my hc
>>28514760
Nice.

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>"COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING!"

>>28514760
u-unf

>>28514760
>"There isn't another person around for miles"
>But they were being watched just the same
>By the unblinking eye of the Canterlot National Forestry Service's r.c. drone
>'You guys making sure patrons aren't bothering the wildlife?' The ranger asks
>'Y-yes sir...' they mindlessly reply watching 'nature' stretch and prepare some coffee
>'God DAMN that's a body right there..'
>Their show is interrupted by a less than pleased Anonymous
>'..Is that guy going to get naked, too?'
>'He's looking right at us.'
>They can't hear anything but from the scene before them the 2 park workers get the gist of what's taking place
>'Nature' and her sister frown as they gather their clothes as Anonymous charges the drones hiding spot with a bat
>'SHIT, UH, PULL UP PULL UP! D-DO THE SPECIAL!'
>'IT'S NOT A GAME, IDIOT, IT DOESN'T HAVE A SPECIAL!'

>>28514083
>>28514723

>>28510583
This is good.

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>>28517301
What's your relationship with your mother like, /mom/.

My mother is the only woman who'll ever give half a fuck about me. I don't know how I'll handle it when she passes.

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>>28517339
Same here. Fucking same here. I stopped caring about women giving a fuck a long ago, now I basically feel nothing, it's as though they don't even exist. But the other thing you mentioned, that simply terrifies me.

>>28517339
She's alive, but we haven't spoken since I was a teen. She's not a great person and we kind of avoid each other.

The rest of my family is of similar caliber.

I would have liked to grow up with a family I could actually love, but I also don't feel obliged to interact with them just because we share blood.

Remember kids, that family has not the slightest thing to do with who you were born around, or who you share genes with. Family is who you willingly accept into your life.

bamp

>>28510583
Any more of this coming?

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>"Oh my, how adorable!~..
>"Psst! Anonymous. Q-quickly, kill it like the rest."

>>28506073

I'm also interested. Got some good stuff here.

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Page 8 not great.

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>>28521528
I hate to say it, but ever since AfterHours finished '10 years' we've been pretty bare bones here.

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>>28521531
Actually we should have 2 stories ongoing, but both of them are probably never going to be finished.

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>"I don't wanna see you wearin dat friggin Josh Norman jersey ever again, Anonymous!"
>"OBJ was just having an off night!"

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>>28521826
We're big boys now, damnit
WE NEED TO FOLLOW THROUGH

>>28522663
bump

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Another bump?

Can't have too many.

>Celestia and Luna are very VERY old and they tend to go a little bit crazy once every couple hundred years.

>"Anon, please just put up with them for a while. I can promise you citizenship and money in the bank at the end of it all."
"When does it end? Has anyone ever escaped it?"
>Twilight scuffs her hoof against the cobblestone street of Canterlot and refuses to look you in the eye.
>"Well... let's just say that I wasn't ALWAYS her "dearest and most faithful student".
>Oh god, you're going to get diddled by a giant alabaster horse-god.
"What... exactly were you?"
>A voice from just behind your ear startles you.
>>"She was my cutest and most precious Twi-Twi"
>CHRIST
>Your heart suddenly beating wildly, you whip around and face a serenely-smiling Celestia.
>Twilight's not looking much better; she looks awfully nervous right now.
>She's visibly sweating.
>With a shaky smile, Twilight does her best to address Celestia.
>"Oh! Oh, hello Celestia!"
>Celestia adorns a strict (yet somehow caring) expression; angry eyebrows and frowny face and all.
>>"Twi-Twi, what have we said about discussing the early days of our apprenticeship?"
>Twilight's ears flop down and she tucks her tail in between her legs.
>"N-no! Please don't put me in the time-out corner again!"

Don't you die on me, faggots.
PS nobody puts Twilight in a corner

>>28524143
>Celestia kidnaps Anon

>She gives a speech about how, at her age, everyone is a foal to her
>More accurately, they're like HER foals to her
>She takes it as her role to make sure they're happy and healthy under her watchful eye
>But Anon is "special". Something about him calls out to her
>Anon is a little bit terrified that a delusional, all-powerful, literal goddess wants to take him home like a lost puppy
>Knows he can't overpower her or force her to do anything, so he tries to reason with her
>He's an adult; he has a job; a home; he doesn't need a mother
>Celestia just smiles and boops him on the nose with a wingtip
>"Let's go home, Sunshine."

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>>28524392
M..muh heart.
How could anyone possibly refuse?

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>>28524392
>>28524831

>>28517339
I don't know my mother.

She ran away as niggers tend to

>>28524983
>nigger mother
I'm so sorry, Anon.

No, but for real, that's a rough deal.

>>28525003
It's cool.

My dad's worth like, ten moms.
He remarried when I was eleven and now I've got three younger sisters I wouldn't trade the world for.

It's really awkward when people ask how the half-darkie is related to the three little white girls

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>>28522663
I wish someone would finish the strip

>>28525752
here go
<celstia take enon
<enon speak "dont take"
<celstia speak "yes"
<celstia cidnap enon
<find twink sprinkle
<twink speak "why enon foal"
<celstia speak "stuf nerd horce"
<kill twink sprinkle
<enon become fillie
<"milk"
<"yes"
wat think

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So how would you feel if mom had been training and conditioning Twilight to be your perfect sexual partner? She would be willing and eager to do anything you asked her to do just to make you happy? Would you be appalled by her actions, or would you help with her taining?

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>>28475603

>>28525973
Wrong thread friendo

>>28525973
>training
>>28435975

>>28525973
get a load of this fag

>>28526385
I know right? Twilight of all ponies and not herself to protect your purity

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>>28525973
This sounds interesting.

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>>28525800

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>"Mom, please, you HAVE a throne."

>>28527944
>"Yes but you don't understand my sunshine. That throne isn't only for pretty princesses."
>You think for a moment.
"So you mean to tell me, that the throne with thousands of guards protecting it. That only one pony is allowed to sit in. Is out ranked by a box with word's on it?"
>"Of course."
>...
"Okay then, I'm going to go bug aunt Luna."

>>28517339

She's helpful and kind for me, but ignorant, self-destructive, and I find her unpleasant. I put on a face for her sake and mine. The reality is that I want her gone.

I'll take care of her like any loving son until she dies. Might even keep cooking her "good" but unhealthy meals just to accelerate the process.

One day she'll be gone and I'll be glad. I resent people who use sickening kindness to make it more difficult to spurn them.

>>28528660
>"Mom, your throne has a seatwarmer and cupholders."
>'Anonymous, we've been over this, WHAT does my box read?'
>"..It says 'Pretty Princess'."
>'Does it say that on the throoone~?'
>"It does no-"
>'NO, IT DOES NOT.'
>She starts up her literal box cart throne that now somehow magically has wheels
>'We're done here, sweetheart.' She says revving the engine

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>>28525973
That Twilight is so adorable, I'd give her a chance.

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>>28525973
wrong thread

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My mother worked at a daycare center when I was young, so everyday for me was 'go to work with your mom' day. Probably why we're so close.

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Were all the prompts from the last threads used? I don't think they were. Some were good though.

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>>28530866
>prompts
What were they?
This thread wasn't up for long last time.

>>28527944
>Luna sets up a box that says "ruttable, beautiful princess sit here"
>Celestia counters with "ready to rut right now sexy princess sit here"
>Luna retorts with "will suck you dry ultra mega sexy princesses sit here"
>Celestia bounces back with "Human sex toy nasty nasty mega ultra super hot as the sun, buttsex gorgeous princesses sit here"
Which box do you approach?

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>>28531431
>This thread wasn't up for long last time.
Then they probably were in the one before that. If I remember they were like 2 or 3, but as I said I don't recall reading stories based on them. Perhaps we should start reposting them when a new thread is made, if not in the OP at least in one of the first posts. I'll have to keep it in mind for the next time. Gotta do everything we can to attract writefags.

>What were they?
One had Twilight in it, one was something about overprotective Celestia, another was about anon being turned to stone when moonbutt became nightmarebutt and fought sunbutt. Can't recall more.

>>28531583
I'd go with both___

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>>28531583
>Which box do you approach
>"Oh god, why can't I just ever have a normal thursday in this house."
>Twilight shows up in a dingy cardboard box
>"Twilight, yours still has 'only futa princesses', get out of here."

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We need more Momlestia wing-hugs.

Bump while writing green.

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>>28533818
Well?
She's waiting...

>>28534274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nHIz5nLxU8

>>28527944
>>28528660
>>28529656
>>28531583

>Then in a puff of smoke Discord is there in his own box which reads "Only rad uncles with awesome nephews can sit in this box."
>"Come now Anon, isn't the obvious choice to hang with your rad uncle Discord as detailed by this fine piece of carboard? Why, I could show you around town to all the coolest hangouts only me and the most rad and cool ponies know about!"
>He leans in to whisper in your ear.
>"Not to mention introduce a strapping young stallion such as yourself to all the eager mares~"
>Unforuntanatly your mom and aunt still hear him, leading to an all-out war.
>Twilight is busy all the while crossing out and writing over the text on her box.
>"Only smart princesses that know the Ponysutra in and out can sit in this box!"
>She flexes in a way you were sure a pony shouldn't be able to bend, showing off her goods.
"You're not fucking helping TwiPig!"
>But before she could respond she is drawn into the other royals fight, all of them changing their boxes to increasingly more provocative promises, all of which just serves to make you more sweaty.
>Respectivly these are the last things you saw on the boxes before you just left them to their own devices.

>"Only smoking hot and super beautiful princesses with the tightest pussies only reserved for their nephew can sit in this box!"

>"Only sex goddess with an endless libido to pleasure their son for as long as they want can sit in this box!"

>"Only mega ultra smart princesses that knows ever possible kink and fetish ever conceived can sit in this box!"

>Only the most radically cool of the uncles who can hook up nephews with not just any mare but any girl from any species ever can sit in this box!"

>>28522663
>Dick beverage
Sunny Dick-lite?!

>>28534274
>Some foals come to show celestia their talents sometimes.
>Some of them just fuck with her.
>"My ding a ling, my ding a ling. I want you to play with m-
"Fuck ooooooooffff!"
>You shout running at him before football punting him through a window.
>Celestia looks at you and smiles.
>"Good one sweet heart. I think that one hit a noble. "

>>28534903
>You hear a thimping noise like something is being dropped behind you.
>"Ahem."
>Calls a familiar voice.
>You turn and find your cousin Cadance is standing next to a box that says "Only hot MILFs who cuck their husbands for their equality hot cousins can sit in this box."
"Damnit Cadance! You too? You have a baby at home."
>"Oh no, she's right here."
>She points to her side and you see her daughter in a smaller box with crayon scribbles all over it and Flurry Heart with a crayon in her mouth.
>You don't even want to know what that's supposed to say.

>>28535691
It made me laugh but-
>equality hot
My only complaint

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>"Take it easy on those irish coffee's, mom."

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>>28531648
>overprotective mom
Would she give Anon his own elite guards like Gaddafi's female praetorians?

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Its time lads.
Let the epic snuggles commence

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>>28534903
I would totally fuck with ponies and fuck ponies with uncle discord

Crosspost
>>28536003
>Be Principal Celestia, principal of Canterlot High.
>Be in your office.
>"And that is why you should provide a room for the Club for Ugandan Nylon Tapestries."
>You zoned out for a minute there.
>Don't let them know
"Alright, how would the music room do? According to the allocation book it hasn't been assigned to any use for over three years."
"You'll have to clear out all of the equipment from back when it was being used for teaching."
"The last time we had enough interest in the music program to justify buying new instruments was before any of you were born."
>"Thanks Principal Celestia!"
>"We'll get right on it."
>"Yes! we got a clubroom!"
>The various CUNT students happily leave your office, unaware that you missed half of what they said.
>You were too busy getting eaten out by your son Anonymous.
>You love this extra-large desk.

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>>28536146
Overprotective Momlestia would always carry Anon with her, never losing sight of him.

So do you all like lewd or feels stories? Kid Anon or grown up Anon? And lastly, pony mom or human mom Celestia? Try to say which one you prefer more if you say both.

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>>28538245
I've enjoyed both lewd and feels. Let's say I prefer the latter. Though a couple of stories about Celestia lactating gave me legendary boners.
Kid Anon is cute, but grown up Anon leaves room for more complex feelings and emotions, everything can be fleshed out more and in a less childish way, so I prefer that.
Lastly, I'm for pony only. No hate towards EqG or otherwise humanized stuff, but I don't like it, and have it filtered accordingly.

>>28538245
I like both lewd and feels stories with grown up Anon. Pony mom supreme.

>>28538245
I'm good with both lewd and feelsy, even in the same story. Agewise, kid anon has it's appeal, so does 'No, seriously Princess, I'm an adult!' story of stories.

Yeah, I'm a bit indecisive.

>>28538245
Principal Momlestia with teen Anon?

>>28538245
I like both lewd and feels though it should be pony celestia and grown up anon

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Any love for human princess moms, or is only princess pony and human principals welcomed here?

>>28540622
I'm not sure we ever had a human princess Celestia, just always seemed to be principal Celestia. Feel free to start something.

>>28540622
Anything is welcome if it is written well

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>>28540622

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>"..Sweetheart, what is 'double edge'? Like, really, what even is that?"
>'NEPHEW, THY FISSURE TM IS A SHAM!'

Alright, here's a thought. Anon grows up with Princess Celestia, and through a hilarious sequence of events, winds up spending a couple of years as principle Celestia's adopted son, and when the two meet, fight over who gets to keep him.

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>>28541753
>Nonstop hilarity and hijinx ensues on the new TBS sitcom "Mom 2 Mom"!

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>>28541763

This thread rolls around like once very 4 months. I'm not letting it die.

>>28499155
if i'm up through the night to get to it, yes
if not, give me 5 minutes or so to get up to speed

>8
If we can keep this alive till Monday i can start writing a green.

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>>28540622
Everything involving momlestia is welcome here.

>>28543302
>til monday