Cheddar Ball Thread

>Chedder porn

GOD DAMMIT!
I always miss all the good shit.

>>28475037
You can always check the archives, or try to mate your American and Provolone.

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>mfw i saw this thread while browsing
>thought it was a thread about teenage cheese sandwich
>"fuck that gay shit"
>Ignored an amazing thread by mistake
welp

>>28475020
>only one porn pic posted
>entire thread deleted

What the fuck is this shit? Don't the mods know you can just delete individual images instead of the whole thread?

>>28475076
Deleting threads and overkilling the ban/deletion system makes the mod's pee pee hard

>>28475076
That's what you get for breaking the rules. :-)

>>>/shit/

bump for more story.

>>28475104
>being this much of a rule fag
Don't you have a mods ass to kiss or something?

>>28475020
Can I be linked to this porn by chance?

>>28475320
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28465938

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>>28475352
You have made a faggot very happy today Anon

>>28475020
Why would I want a thread about some gayass fruitbar fairy?
>being gay
>ever

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21221285/

>>28475502
Anon, she's a mare you horrendous faggot.

>>28475502
No u

Any writefags want to give us some green?

>>28477736
Are those rat teeth or is that how the artist drew it?

>>28475020
Are you done with your 369 word review on Texhnolyze yet?

>>28477736
No.

>>28477880
Buck teeth

>>28477898
I see, Im currently trying to write in another thread, so after im done, I can attempt a story.

>>28477916
Thank you.

Bump for writefriend.

>>28478103
>>28477916
>>28477898
Writefag here, would it be ok for the setting to take place in a highschool? Seems appropriate for this type of mare.

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>>28478352
Cheddar EQG design

>>28478374
It's going to be another AiE story though :^)

>>28478352
That works for me.

>>28477916
>You look up from your tray.
"I'm sorry, what?"
>Infront of you is a mare.
>Orange coat, brown mane, and a highly noticeable tooth problem jetting out of her mouth.
>To accompany her coat is a set of blue eyes, which in all honesty, give her a gentle look.
>"I-I-I waaasshhh aa-"
>A couple of stallions and mares sitting at your table look up at the commotion.
>Some laugh, some whisper amongst themselves.
>She also takes notice of this and her stuttering becomes worse.
>Eventually, the whole side of your table erupts in laughter, pointing cruelly and mocking her.
>Tears fill her eyes and she runs off sobbing.
>Shit.
>Some of your friends bump shoulders with you and taunt.
>"Wow anon, she seemed REALLY interested in you, huh?"
>>"By the look on his face, it looks like love at first sight!"
>More laughter, but this time, it's more of a teasing and joking laughter versus the cruel and mocking laughter before.
"Oh ha ha, you made the poor girl cry. Proud of yourself dick wipe?"
>You get up and walk away from the table, disgusted at how some of your friends can act.
>The bell rings, signaling the end of lunch and school.
>You sling your backpack on and head towards the door.
>You push the large metal doors and take in the fresh air.
>As your memory recalls, the air from earth was stench filled and polluted.
>You're only 17, being sucked in to equestria at 12.
>First off, you were scared shitless.
>You wandered the everfree for about 3 days before you were found by griffin hunters.
>After about a year in the griffin lands, you were shipped to a place called equestria.
>You spent another year with a mare called Twilight Sparkle.
>She did experiments, literacy tests, and in a nutshell, deemed that you were safe enough to assimilate into pony society.
>You were soon adopted by a lesbian mare couple.
>They love you to death, buying you anything and taking you anywhere you want.
>Sometimes, they'll even let you skip school to hang out at their business.

>>28478715
>Funny enough, they still call you 'little munchkin'.
>Even though you tower above them a good 3 feet.
>You love them like they were your own biological parents.
>Even if you can hear their bed creaking and moans sometimes during the night.
>Or find their toys in the bathroom tub sometimes.
>Woah, bad thoughts anon.
>You shake your head, trying to shake the-OOF.
>You collide stomach first into a pony, knocking you off balance and on your ass.
"Ah shit, sorry!"
>Looking up brings deja-vu.
>It's the buck toothed mare from before, except this time, she's not crying.
>She notices you and visibly freaks out.
>"S-Sorry! I-I didn't mean to trip y-you."
>She offers a hoof to help you up, but it proves useless.
>You stand up on your own and dust yourself off.
"It's fine, you look alright."
>"Y-You too..."
>Jeez, your daydreaming must have been a long session.
>You're in ponyville square, about 2 blocks from home.
>She shakes her body to get the dust off, making you cough.
>Another apology, another acceptance.
"So...What did you ask me today at lunch?"
>She stiffens up and blushes.
>"I, u-uh."
"Look, relax. Im not going to make fun of you for asking something."
>"I, uh. Asked if you... wanted to hang out sometime?"
>That's it?
>Hang out?
"Uh, sure."
>She squees with excitement, it kind of disturbs your jimmies.
"So, what's your name?"
>"Cheddar Ball."
>You cant help but stifle a chuckle.
>Cheddar Ball? Really?
>Well, to be honest, it was pretty fitting to her coat.
>"Yeah, I get that alot."
"Uh huh, names Anon, nice to meet ya."
>You extend a hand to her, which she shakes excitedly.
>"I already knew that."
>Wat.
"Wat."
>"So, when do you want to hang out?"

>>28478729
>Hmmm.
>So it's either goto her house and possibly get drugged and molested.
>Or invite her to your house, which could possibly lead to her breaking in and molesting you.
>Either way, your fucked.
>Literally.
"How about my place? Candy shop on 2nd avenue. See you after school."
>"Todays friday Anon."
>Is it?
>Coolio.
"Well, see you tommorow."
>"Later Anon."
>The rest of the walk home is peaceful
>An occasional familiar face says hello every now and then.
>A rumble in your stomach reminds you of something.
>You make a left at the block before your home and head to the market.
>After about 10 minutes of walking, you get to the social center of the town.
>Ponies fill the street, socializing, trading and having a good time in general.
>A stall in the corner of the market with no customers is your goal.
>Occupying the stall is a bored, yet young griffiness
>The sign above her stall states: Meat from the yonder lands.
>You walk up to the stand, bringing her out of her bored thousand yard gaze.
>"Hey anon, the usual?"
>You nod and hand over a sack of bits.
>She smiles and takes the bag under her wing, storing it somewhere that still puzzles you to this day.
"So hows buisness?"
>She gives you a 'what do you think?' look before turning around and digging in her freezer.
"I'll take that as the usual."
>As she's digging, you can't help but stare at her wiggiling cat butt.
>Her tail briefly moves left to right, giving you a short but fufilling peek at her privates.
>Deciding you've had enough, you pick up a bit that was lying on the table and aim for her rear end.
>He shoots! HE SCORES!
>She squaks and angrily flicks her tail at you.
>Finally, she pulls out a box of assorted meat and shoves it into your chest.
>You giggle like a kid and give her the toothiest grin.
>"Next time, i'll charge double."
"Does that include a free peep show and a lap dance?"
>She scrunches her beak and flicks your nose.
>"Get lost nerd."
>You can see a smile form on her mouth as you turn.

>>28478742
That's it for tonight.
Criticism is appreciated.

>>28478747
Thanks mate.

>>28478747
A great thanks, Anon. I havemto say that I don't see any problems. I really like the pacing.

>>28478766
>>28478796
Thanks and nice digits.
Keep the thread alive boys.

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You are CheddarBall

>You're 25, you split rent with your paternal twin brother PinkTom in a little two story one bedroom place. Normally you'd be in your room right now working on this week's silly pages and cramming in some time for your magnum opus but your brother's acting troupe is coming over to party and your still on bad terms with one of them so you decided to make yourself scarce. In your endeavors to find something to do with your afternoon you somehow got roped in my your friend CherryBomb for a sleepover. So now you're at sweet apple acres sitting next to her vanity table as you wait for your only other female friend TaleBlazer to arrive.
>Cherry is determined to try and give you a makeover and you squirm awkwardly in your seat as she goes about trying to pick out what colors to put on you.
"I don't know Cherry, I think I'm a bit of a lost cause."
>"Nonsense sugar, when I'm done with you those colts won't be able to keep their hooves off ya."
>She pulls you face up to her "Now let me see that pretty smile o yours."
>You smile awkwardly through your own buck teeth. You've had these stupid braces since you were a filly and your teeth still need more work. You doubt there's anything Cherry can do to work around them, but she certainly knows more about makeup than you so you decide to go ahead and trust your face to her.

>>28478945
Go on.

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>>28478715
Teenage Cheddar

>>28478945

>So Cherry fiddles with your face for a while. You try not to squirm as she applies mascara. Despite your best efforts it's hard not to fidget and she bats your hoof away when you try to scratch your nose. You don't generally wear makeup and it feels heavy and itchy. You can't really see what she's doing since she's blocking your view of the mirror.

>"Where's my story, I was promised a story."

>TaleBlazer barges into the room while Cherry is levitating a soft colored lipstick.

>"No story Blazer, we're havin' a girls night sugar" Cherry explains.

>"Aw common Cherry, way to lead me on like that." Blazer is Twilights niece and a reporter for the ponyville newspaper. Since you both work for the papers you see each other from time to time at work. The last you saw her you were dropping off last week's comic strips while she was arguing with the editor over something. She argues with the editor a lot.

>>28475020
Wait is she supposed to be Pinkie's kid?

>>28479127
>"Oh relax sugar, take a seat an I'll do you next." Cherry insists.
>Blazer ruffles her wings for a moment and eyes the vanity table before conceding and taking a seat next to you.

>"Alright fine, it's not like I was doing anything important tonight."

>"That's the spirit," Cherry trills, "I figur once we get ourselves all dolled up we could swing by that new night club that just opened up across the street from InkBlue's an see if we can't get Cheddar a date."

"Blazer help me...." He plead

>Blazer looks at you then back at Cherry.
>"I dunno Cherry I think she might be a bit of a lost cause."

"See that's exactly what I... hey!"

>You give Blazer a whack on the shoulder and she whacks you back playfully. She takes off her hat revealing her horn and starts ruffling through Cherry's makeup. It's still weird having an alicorn friend, she hides her horn in public so most ponies don't know but she's one of Princess Cadance's kids. She moved to ponyville to live with her aunt during the depression when you were 11 and simply never went back.

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>>28479174
Yeah she's CheeseSandwich and PinkiePie's kid.

>>28478945
bruh are you drawing these pictures?
cause i noticed last thread they were accompanied with your post, so i just wanted to know.

>>28479479
That will always be a mystery.OP shall bring unexplained goods, while orchestrating us into falling love with a oc.

>>28479479
yeah I do a next gen stuff on the weekends. Ponies are fun and easy http://alexdealey.deviantart.com/gallery/59318875/Family-Is-Magic

>>28479620
that's pretty live my dude
thanks for the drawings also if ya gonna do lewd like last thread, ya might want to spoiler it

>>28480053
Shall do, I'll post any other naughty stuff on my tumblr porn blog and just link to it.

>>28480103
nice
are you gonna continue the story or are ya done for the day?
also who the fuck is cherrybomb, i'm kinda new to this pony shit

>>28480111
I may still write some more stuff tonight
Gotta do some promo art for work. I work for an indie comic studio as the head inker, I mostly a contract worker though. Ironically I've been drawing ponies at work to since I've been contracted to draw this comic called Martians vs unicorns. I also write my own comics too but on the weekends I have fun doing fan stuff since there's no pressure.

>>28480142
that's pretty cool my dude, can you say which studio or naw?

>>28480168
We're a pretty tiny studio
http://studioakumakaze.deviantart.com/gallery/

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>>28480111
Tis CherryBomb

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>>28480348
And Blazer

>>28480348
Cute

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>>28480348
>>28480354
niceu
niceu
niceu
i like it my dude, good shit

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>>28479193
>So Blazer starts doing her eyes and looks over periodically to give Cherry suggestions and you're left feeling like a hunk of meat as your friends prepare you for the slaughter. Eventually Cherry decided she's satisfied with your face and lets you look at yourself in the mirror while she goes to fish about in her closet for a nice dress.
>You curly unruly hair has been tied back and subdued though Cherry left a few strands out rather strategically. With your hair tied back, your eyes are clearly visible and they seem to shine. She seemed to have used a lot of lighter more subtle colors wich makes you wonder what the point was since Cherry herself is prone to much bolder colors. Blazer's eyes are dark and smokey wich is pretty much her usual go to.

>"Got anything I can borrow Cherry? I mean push come to shove we could swing by the castle first." Blazer asks as she wonders into Cherry's closet.

>You sit by the vanity table for a bit and roll your eyes. Why do they have to be such girls? Blazer at least is usually on your side, as she tends to focus more on her job that anything else. But tonight Blazer seems to have decided to join in Cherry's insanity. At least Blazer knows how to do all this girl stuff, you yourself never really got the hang of it. Ironically your brother probably knows how to do his makeup better than you do.

>"Got anything in black?" Blazer asks.

>"It's always black with you," Cherry replies.

>"I have a red main and a purple coat Cherry what do you expect me to wear?"

>"Here this outta fit ya I think, it might be a bit loose in the rump though"

>"It's ok Cherry I know you have a fat ass." Blazer teases. You hear them snickering and pushing each other around for a bit and eventually Cherry emerges with some green thing. She walks up and tosses it in your lap.

>"Here ya are sugar now get dressed and we'll get going."

"Now wait a minute, there's no way anything of yours is going to fit me." you protest

>>28480673
>You're much taller than most mares, actually, you tower over a lot of stallions too. In fact, your being freakishly tall and lanky has been part of the problem for years.

>"It ain't mine sugar, that belongs to one of my cousins. She left it here last family reunion."

>You look down at the dress for a moment. Reluctantly you put it on and hope this night doesn't end like prom night.

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>>28480677
I'm liking this story.

>>28478742
I'm looking forwar for more. Nice style by the way!

>>28475020
She's a cutie!

>>28481737
Thanks, Expect more green within the next day or two.

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>>28479193
>the depression
The fucking what m8

>>28483730
Economic Depression, the crystal empire had a major economic collapse that had a ripple effect on the rest of equestria. Everything's good now but for a few years, things were pretty rough. It lead to the Flim Flam brothers splitting up, Flam went to prison after a desperate attempt to keep his hotel open resulted in the death of a child and Flim started working for the apple family since he couldn't find work anywhere else and eventually married AJ. TaleBlazer was candaces youngest daughter and when ponies in the crystal empire were potentially talking or revolution she sent her little one to stay with Twilight where it was safer.
Nowadays the economy is thriving again, Cadance is still in power in the crystal empire. Celestia is retired and Ponyville has grown into a much larger city since Twilight is now the primary ruler of Equestria.

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>>28483904
holy shit my nigga that's crazy, autistic, and all types of wrong i fucking love it

>>28483904
Harsh.

>>28479200
>Age: 25
>tfw I'm 18

>>28475104
you're a disgrace to /mlp/

>>28486170

>>28486520

>>28480673
So out of these 3 in this picture who do you guys think is the hottest.

>>28487647
Cheddar
this isn't even ia fucking contest my dude

>>28486520

bukp

>>28489988
>88
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMbzqmU9IKM
>Uggh.
>Morning already?
>The sunlight peeks in through your blinds, making you wince in pain.
>Your ipod from earth is vibrating hard, playing your morning alarm.
>Damn, should've turned that off.
>Well...
>It is pretty funky.
>Plus the bass from your system sound amazing.
>After laying in bed for about 20 minutes, you get bored counting the lines on the cieling.
>You swing your legs over the side of your bed, but a certain noise brings your attention to the floor.
>A pizza box.
>A glance around your room reveals an embarrassment.
>Clothes, paper balls, and other misc items line your floor.
>You groan, knowing one of your mothers are going to give you shit for it.
>As you stand up, your knees and other joints pop at the sudden movement, sending a wave of pleasure throughout your body.
>Walking over all of your junk and trash, you carefully tiptoe to your closet.
>Well, more of wardrobe.
>Pulling open the doors reveals a variety of clothing that your mothers had made for you at the local tailor.
>tank tops, hoodies, button up shirts, and pants line the racks.
>You put on a tank top and work your way to your door.
>You shut off your alarm, feeling sad now that the funky groove was gone.
>Before you leave your room, you look at the clock on your ipod.
>8:30 AM
>40 minutes until the shop opens.
>Which means 40 minutes of you being able to parade around in your underwear.
>You shut the door gently behind you, hoping you don't get noticed.
Thats all for this weekend unfortunately.
Family problems.

>raperaperapealltherape