>he doesn't know how to get to Equestria

>>28466064
I bet if I were to cut off the head of a rubber chicken, shove it up my ass and fart, itll make that squeaking sound like normal.

>>28466121
That's only if you pump a little bit of air into your asshole first, with like a needleless syringe or something. You'll feel extremely bloated, but if you let it rip you'll have around a good 5 seconds of fart sustain.

>>28466064
>they don't know how to get laid

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>>28466064
>He knows, but hasn't done it yet

>>28466146
Will this technique increase my results when I light my farts on fire? Also, have you experimented with any scents to change the smell?

>>28466168
No, you're only adding air, the mount of methane to be used as fuel does not increase. It would be much harder to sustain a firefall since you're diluting the amount of methane you're shooting out of your asshole.
I have not experimented with scents, sorry to inform you.

>>28466187
Hmm. Would an insertion of a more volatile aerosol increase my fire output? Like hairspray?

>>28466150
>he wants to get laid
get a load of this guy PHAM

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>>28466155
I can travel between Earth and Equestria whenever I please.

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>>28466064

Silly horses, everyone knows the proper way to get to Equestria is to give your soul to Queen Faust and die.

>>28466064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHuBqerfyec

stupid fucks. i thought everyone knew the way to get to equestria was to drink the magic bleach.

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>>28467119
>Not posting the gif

>>28467131
i love that one frame of "do it" at the end

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Why do you wanna go to Equestria Anon? You don't like it there? You have power, technology, healthcare, basically anything you could ever need, it's all here!
What makes you want to go to Equestria?

>>28466064
I don't have the money to go to either of them

>>28467153

Love and acceptance. I mean shit, you see who my fellow americans are gonna let into the oval office? I need to peel this place like a slutty banana.

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>>28467153
To escape you and the ones that are in power like you, Lorelei.

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>>28466064
>They don't know how to get to earth

Well really if they knew what earth was they would be fucking glad that no hoomanns can get to and fro.

>>28467170
xD

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>>28467170
Did somebody say slutty banana?