Anon the school photographer

>>28464157
I've always wanted an EG calendar of each of the characters posed as 1950s pin up girls

>>28464157
Oh wowy zowy another neato frito bandito eqg thread

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>>28464184

>>28464157
Or maybe he's just a stand up guy but things will just happen that are out of his control.

>>28464384
wardrobe malfunctions and the like?

>>28464184
I'd like to see each girl in something that reflects her personality/style. For example:

Applejack - Southern Belle. Fancy hairdo and hoop skirt, topless and covering her breasts with a large fan.

Fluttershy - Hippie chick/back to nature theme. Headband, beads, wearing a bikini fashioned from leaves.

Pinkie Pie - Her popping out of a giant cake in fishnet stockings and a teddy.

Rainbow Dash - Gym bunny. Yoga pants (with something like "Hands Off" written across the ass to highlight her feisty personality) and a tank top. Hair done up in a ponytail.

Rarity - Classic black playboy bunny outfit.

Twilight Sparkle - Sexy teacher. Pencils in her bun, white shirt unbuttoned showing cleavage and knotted around her midriff, plaid skirt.

Sunset Shimmer - Bad Girl. Leather jacket, jeans. Her back to the camera, shes pulling down the jeans with one hand revealing underwear with "Kiss My Ass" written on them and giving you the finger with the other.

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>>28464517
I fucking need this. I really need this bad. I bet if they made and sold those calendars, it would be a better fundraiser than a fashion show for the camp. Lewd calendars are a common fundraising item too. It reminds me of that one episode of Futurama where they made and sold lewd calendars to raise money.

>>28464582
Every male student and faculty member would buy one, guaranteed.

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>>28464626
That camp would have enough funds to last for decades. If an artist made lewd calendars with pics based off of those ideas and sold them at a convention he would make bank

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>>28464626
>Every male
Let's not kid ourselves. There's bound to be lesbians at CHS. Bon bon and Lyra are there. And I bet RD would buy one since she's such a narcissist

>>28464652
I'd def buy one if I saw it at a convention.

Only thing I forgot about is that mane 6 + sunset only covers 7 months. Who should pose for the other 5 months?

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Nice picture for a change

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>>28464517
I need this so much.

>>28464692
The Shadow five?

>>28464692
The Dazzlings/sirens
Principal Celestia
Vice Principal Luna

>>28464745
Well, Sonata's is easy: bra and panties with "Free Taco" written on her midriff and an arrow pointing down.

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>>28464745
>Principal Celestia
>Vice Principal Luna
One of them in a pencil skirt with pantyhose.

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>>28464771
>Free taco

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Goddamn, I need this calendar.

>>28464157
>Could he somehow parlay this into lewd photo shoots
would only make in better if he wasn't even trying to do lewd pics, its just the entire student body is going for the perfect photo which happens to have them doing possible lewd poses

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>>28464517
Someone get drawthread on this, now!

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>>28464184
>>28464517
I fucking love this idea. Its a bit beyond my skill lvl but im going to draw Techer Twi since ive already done a pony vers ages ago (pic) and post it here later.

>>28464157
Feeling like write fagging this. Ill do it tomorrow if I'm still up for it.

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>>28464517
>>28464868

I'm preforming the summoning ritual as we speak

>Be Anon, high school sophmore, photographer in the yearbook club
>And you hated it
>It was your mother who pushed you
>You regularly go out on weekends and take pictures of wildlife
>"That won't help you get into college." She would say
>Ugh
>Now you're putting your talents into something that would actually matter because it is an extracurricular activity and universities like that stuff
>You deserve a scholarship for just having to go here.
>These annoying students and the constant life and death scenarios that you are constantly thrown into
>No one outside of this town seems to believe any of that happened, and this is just a REALLY elaborate hoax.
>People are dumb
>Might as well get started for today
>You grab your camera and walk into the lunch room
>You look for your first target of who to photograph
>You dart your eyes around the mess of cliques that always seem to eat together
>The athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers, and the magical pony girls
>Meh, you might as well pick one
>You move your eyes around to find something to photograph.
>You notice that girl who dresses up as a witch and does magic shows for parties. Trixie of course, as if she would ever let you forget.
>Now you gotta go get her permission either before or after you get the pic of her.
>This is awkward, when you photograph wild life you never had to ask for permission. You couldn't anyway.
>It was all about getting the best picture possible, a brief moment where you can showcase the animal in its environment.
>This; however feels so vapid, like we need to justify why high school is the best time of my life.
>And having to approach each student you wanted to take a photo of was nerve wracking.
>You stare at Trixie through the camera's viewfinder, dreading having to deal with her ego when you later have to ask her for permission

>>28465589
I've never understood anxiety in talking to other people especially if it's asking for something small like a picture. With Trixie's ego especially, I'm sure she would say yes.

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>>28464157
Misread it as
>Anon the school pornographer

>>28465589
keep going...

>>28465589
>>28465589
>Why are you doing this?
>Couldn't you have decided to be apart of some other club?
>Nah your mom knew you were great with photography, this is what you were best at.
>Maybe you should have chosen another student to start with.
>You see Trixie's eyes turn to face you.
>A red exclamation point appears above your head
>Well, she spotted you, now you HAVE to take a picture of her
>She simply wouldn't let you take a picture of anyone else.
>SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
>You swear she smirked in the last one
>Oh boy time to walk over to her.
>As you move near her you introduce yourself
"Hello, I'm Anonymous I'm taking photos for the school's year-"
>She snatched the camera right out of your hands and began looking at the photos you have taken of her.
>She was staring at the digital display looking at the photos she took of you.
>She seemed to be looking intently as if she was looking for something wrong
>She then handed the camera back to you.
>"I was just making sure you got Trixie's good side. Now as for the caption..."
>Is she serious?
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie eats her glorious lunch of a caesar salad and peanut butter crackers!"
>Is she serious?
>Better not step on her toes, she'll know when she finally gets to see the book
>And you don't want to see her angry
>You leave the caption as a note in the camera.
>As you walk away you sigh in relief, one down six hundred more to go
>If you're going to do something so vapid, awkward, and artificial couldn't you make this worth your time.
>You look back, a lot of students are starting at you, some are even waving their arms hoping you'll take pictures of them.
>Oh yeah, you're at Canterlot High, the school with so much school spirit it is practically toxic.
>And now that you are working on the school yearbook you're like the coolest student around right now
>Every student is going to want as many photos of themselves in the yearbook as they can.
>Showing how cool, cute, fashionable, and awesome they are.

>>28465883
yes
wew keep going my dude, i'm right behind ya
also thanks

>>28465948
I am eating dinner now

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>>28466011
oh okay coolio
i'll wait

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>>28464671
Pretty sure Bon Bon and Lyra are bi

>>28466126
Naw, Flash is just a try hard. He wants but they won't. But hes gonna try anyway.

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>>28466126
Just friends

>>28464184
>>28464517
This is genius Anons. We just need the drawfriends to aid us to success.
CALLING ALL DRAWFRIENDS

Fear not brethren, I have sent word of our need of the calendar

>>28466255
I would love someone like NCmares but I think he does only ponies.

>>28466702
?

>>28466709
It's a bump. Keeps the thread from dying.

>>28466046
Gonna be tomorrow nap time.

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>>28466709
Keep lurking

>>28466255
I hope someone delivers, >>28464517 needs to be done.

>>28464157
Isn't the school photographer Photo Finish and her crew?

>>28467132
Wouldn't the story make just as much sense for you to work under Photo Finish then? With a bizarrely big and rich school as that seems to be, I would imagine that one photographer isn't enough.

Where did everyone go? Come on guys, we've got one green in progress, another promised, and possible drawfagging. Keep this shit together, this thread has too much potential to die.

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Bump.

>>28467132
I thought Photo Finish worked in the city.

>>28468798
I got Rares in the bunny girl pinup. At least, I hope I do. Humans are hard to draw.

>>28469387
Let's see it, hoss.

>>28464517
I'm the Anon that came up with this. This takes care of 7 months for the calendar. I'm thinking the remaining 5 months: The Dazzlings and Celestia and Luna. I'm trying to come up with some good costume ideas for them, any suggestions?

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>>28469387
It was good practice, if nothing else.

>>28469992
Goodness gracious, the shading really pops.

Good on you.

>>28469992
LADS
1/12
WE CAN GO ALL THE WAY
also thanks drawfag, it looks fucking nice

>>28470060
You bet, bud. Celestia in the skirt sounds pretty good too, but we'll see.

>>28469992
very well done!

>>28469992
Wow, this is quite well done. We're on our way, boys!

>>28467687
>With a bizarrely big and rich school as that seems to be, I would imagine that one photographer isn't enough.
Someone wasn't paying attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiR523gecMs

>>28464517
>>28464692
>>28464745
>>28464771
>>28464785
>>28470060
>>28470133

Ok I thought about it and I propose the following for the final 5, based on suggestions so far and my own ideas:

Celestia and Luna: Sexy businessm women, in opposite color schemes. Celesia : white blouse (unbuttoned to show cleavage, black pencil skirt, white panty hose. Luna: black blouse, white pencil skirt, black panty hose.

The Dazzlings Beach theme, because Sirens:

Adagio - one piece swimsuit with a cut-out area around the midriff, with a music note painted on her stomach.

Aria - tiny string bikini bottoms, topless with her hair covering her breasts, also with a music note painted on her midriff.

Sonata - Bikini, but instead of the music note, "Free Taco" with an arrow pointing down is written on her midriff.

>>28470266
Adagio can have "slippery when wet" written on the inside of her upper thigh

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>>28470266

fucking noice anon, i hundred percento agree with this

>>28470292
ALSO FUCKING THIS

>>28470292
nice addition, Anon

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>>28470292
Sounds great. Let's do it.

>>28469992
This. >>28470010

DRAWN TO THE EYES, THEY ARE PULLIN' ME IN.

>>28465663
I like it your way, too. Anon would totally have a casting couch and be that one faggot in amateur porns that asks the girl about her job and college aspirations while she's blowing him.

>>28470698
camera guys who never shut up are the worst

writefriend where are you my dude?

I might draw a Rainbow Dash one, but this is pretty much my first time drawing humans so we'll see.

>>28471181
you have to this one my dude
>>28464517
then you will have my appreciation and dick

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>>28464517
DRAWFAGS WHEN??

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>>28471181
Oh god, humans are significantly harder to draw than poners. Here's a concept of the what it might look like.

>>28471347
That's because they aren't simplified.

>>28466011
ya done diner yet?

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>>28469992
Man this is looking great. Keep it up.

>>28465883
This too. I'm wondering if you are going the lewd route with it, this anon doesn't look like the type to do it so far.

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>>28470266
>Celestia and Luna: Sexy businessm women, in opposite color schemes. Celesia : white blouse (unbuttoned to show cleavage, black pencil skirt, white panty hose. Luna: black blouse, white pencil skirt, black panty hose.

My man.

I would like to participate

>>28471769
by doing what my good sir
drawing or writing?

Drawing

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Example

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>>28471811
...

Start contributing.

Please.

>>28471811
WEW LADS
CONTINUE MY GOOD SIR

Do you have a delivery time, or want a quick sketch? This drawing just sent them what had saved.

>>28471838
either or my dude, as long as you get er done
how many are you willing to do?

I think I'll Sunset Shimmer. I'm not as quick drawing, but when I have something I command you, right now I'm drawing.

>>28471983
eagerly awaiting your results, but don't feel the need to rush on our account, take all the time you need. I for one will make sure the thread will be here and I'm sure others will too.

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I tried anons.

>>28473202
Uhhh

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>>28473202
Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's how arms work

>>28473202
People are for sure pretty complicated, which is why it takes a lot of practice. There are some things that came out reasonably well, but there are some issues. The biggest anatomical problems here are the left arm (which is just awkwardly drawn as though it were backwards) and the angles at which her legs are coming off of her body (which looks rather pointed and unnatural; girl needs some hips).

>>28473209
>>28473253
damn you really gotta roast the nigga, he just started drawing humans my dude, shit takes practice.

>>28473361
Nah, there are apparent flaws I made, but I'm gonna try to fix them after I get some rest.

Bampu

>>28473202
>anorexic rainbow dash
Aww yeah, favorite pone girl with favorite fetish

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>>28469992

>>28464517
>>28464868
>>28470266
Give me a few days to do them all. I want to be your hero. I'll be as based as i can be and then some

>>28474117
Bump. Will he fail? Will their art be shit? Or will it be good? Place your bets folks!

>>28473460
It's really just that back arm. Other than that, it looks great. I love the legs.

>>28469992
A bit more work on the fingers, and it will be perfect. Not bad, anon.

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>>28474117
Please let this be real

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>>28464184
Something similar to the ones in pic?

>>28474443
Muh dik is betting it will be good

>>28477543
oh shit
is that one Luna my dude?

Pretended it was Sunset Shimmer

>>28475184
Yup. Just like those

>>28477543
looking good

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I hope round 2 doesn't turn out as horrible or skinny.

>>28477958
looks better already

bamp

bumpo

>>28477958
Looks much sturdier.

bedtime bump

>>28477558
Look at the filename within the image.

Actually, that's even more interesting.

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Think I could convince Sunset to wear this for the yearbook?

>>28481766
cute, I like her shorts

>>28481766
You know she's bad, she's bad - you know it

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>>28464517
Gonna try my hand with AJ

>>28481766
Holy Jesus

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>>28481766
>That midrift
Her nose looks a bit too far to the left though

>>28482218
Looks tops.

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>>28482218
An update

>>28483015
looking good my man

should I start a new thread just for the lewd calendar, since it seems like the "anon the school photographer" concept is mostly dead?

>>28483759
I say wait and see if this one dies on its own or gains steam first.

You never know what will come out of a thread at any given time on this board.

>>28483776
I'm loving the contributions to the thread so far, but its disturbing how often the thread needs to be bumped

>>28483816
Bumped

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>Be out taking photos for the yearbook
>Dazzlings swipe your camera
>By the time you get it back, you find a ton of pictures have been added
>About half of them are selfies, the other half is mischief

>>28485234
*gets camera back*
Please let them have mooned the camera, Please let them have mooned the camera, Please let them have mooned the camera

>>28485314
this

>>28470191
The way that video starts, it's almost like she isn't normally the photographer, but rather was called in to get some more interesting shots.

Bamp.

>>28485234
Mischief like what?

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>>28486762
Wedgies

>>28486762

>>28486794
Goodness gracious, that one's crazy.

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>>28465044
Underrated post.
Also, check 'em

>>28488192
Oh, hey. You're right.

That's pretty nice.

...

Hopefully we get some more content today.

Interest bump.

Such good sketches. Don't want this thread to go to waste.

>>28491776
This.

Seriously though, if the thread dies, somebody remake it with the calendar as the focus, please.

>>28492818
I'm OP, I've been keeping an eye on it, and I will remake it as a calendar thread if it dies.