>"Anon, what did I say about coming to this bathroom? Hold him."
>Flash has his cronies hold you down on the floor.
>You struggle trying to free yourself.
>"Pull his pants down."
>You start to panic as he is lower his own down.
>"This is going to teach you a lesson faggot."
>You close your eyes as you the zip of his pants and the feeling the cold bathroom air hit your member.
>This is not happ-
>All of a sudden you feel something hot on top of your dick.
>War
>You open your eyes and see Flash is riding you in reverse cowgirl with his back facing you.
>"Ha the first ass he got wasn't even from a girl. See boys that is how you bully someone's dick."
Wat do?
>>28461949
T-that's gay Anon.
>>28461949
wow
what a zesty meme
>>28461949
>>28461949
Why would I be hard enough for him to ride me. I think there's some confirmation bias going on here...
>>28461949
>"Why didn't you say so Flash? I've been wanting to get into your pants too!"
>>28461949
>when /b/tards try to make threads
>>28462455
>>28461949
This isn't my proudest boner right now.
>>28461949
That's pretty fun tho
>>28461949
69/10
>>28461949
Anyone have a link to that old flash sentry thread full of stories with this premise?
>>28461949
>tfw you will never hear Flash lean down and say"It as me, Anon, MEEEEEEEE!"
>suddenly a rattling noise coming from down the hall
>like someone was playing with a chain or someshit
>everyone in the room jumped when the door suddenly exploded open, flying off it's hinges and clattering to the floor
>it wasn't even locked
>standing there was an ironclad figure, a person decked out in silvery chainmail with a helmet shaped like a bucket
>around the person's neck hung a crudely carved wooden cross
>the hunched figure wielded in its hand a slender sword as long as your arm in one hand and a broad shield with a bright cross painted on it's face
>a feminine voice emanated from the helmet
>"DID SOMEBODY SAY PURGE THE GAYS?"
>wait
>Sunset?
>Flash froze, his unwashed asshole hivering over your flacid peener
>"N-no nobody said-"
>"HAHA MY BAD. WELL, SINCE I'M HERE..."
Wat do?
>>28465196
I roll to see if Deus Vult.
>>28465241
Anon, this isn't /tg/. It would actually be pretty cool to have dice+1d20, but no ponies on /qst/.
>>28465253
It's a trick question; God ALWAYS wills it.
>>28465270
Damn straight
>>28461949
I'm trusting one of you to be standing by with a fire extinguisher.
>>28461949
>You open your eyes and see Flash is riding you in reverse cowgirl with his back facing you.
>"Ha the first ass he got wasn't even from a girl. See boys that is how you bully someone's dick."
>Flash gets up, grabs OP by the shoulders and spins him round, preparing to give his ass a good fucking.
>Flash spots a giant solid steel buttplug in OP's ass, he can see his own reflection in it
>"Care to explain this?" Flash says, zipping his pants back up
>OP nervously responds "M-my mom put it there"
>>28461949
That's kinda gay.
You have a really good fetish
>>28465735
Your face is a really good fetish