Small Penis Humiliation thread

>>28460791
That whore Rarity

>>28460791
None of them: they would cuddle and treasure it till it grows.

Ok, maybe they all would ask a well endowed stallion to keep them entertained in the meantime.
But they wouldn't tell.

>>28460791
Oh look! Another degenerate fetish general has been added to the catalog to increase the quality of the board!

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>>28460791
In the order size matters to them, from most to least:

>Rarity
>Rainbow
>Applejack
>Ponk
>Twilight
>Fluttershy

>>28460821
I'm gonna let you in on a cool secret.
If you don't like this thread/board, you can make it go away by clicking the "X" in the corner of the window.

Pretty cool, right?

>>28460791
http://imgur.com/a/90THD

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>>28460791
I knew this board had some gluttons for punishment, but this is sad even for 4chan.

>>28460824
Wth? I hate Rarity now

>>28460835
>GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28460791
Damn anon, this is a new low, even compared to some of the flutterfags ive seen

>>28460859
>>28460848
>implying this is anywhere near the first SPH thread on this board

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>>28460824
"It is when it lasts more than just four thrusts, Applejack!"

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>>28460872

>>28460863
And liberals weren't the first wave of cucks that spawned on this planet, but that doesn't mean they aren't just as pathetic.

>>28460885
>libruls
/pol/, pls, get back to posting CP in your cesspool of a board.

>>28460899
>anyone I don't like is /pol/

>>28460791
Dash, obviously.
Rarity will have a chuckle at most, but will get a hold of herself.
AJ and Twilight will most likely not care
Pinkie is likely not to laugh at OP's dick, but is nearly guaranteed to make a joke about it.
Fluttershy is likely to be relieved to see a small dick.

>>28460910
You're shitposting about off topic political considerations in a thread you don't like. If that's not /pol/-like, I don't know what it is.

>>28460791
They would understand that you have a small dick compared to stallions and would be nice to you.
Just like a cow that lets herself be rammed because she can't even feel shit.

is 6.5 - 7'' enough for pones?
i dont know if i should laugh at dicklets or feel embarrassed like them

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>>28460791

>I'm 6 feet 5 inches tall

>big hands, big feet, and yes, bigger than average penis

>I used to be proud of the size of my pee-pee

>"This is going to make my wife so happy someday!" I thought

>fast forward, now I have a girlfriend

>she's already small (mexican), and she has a medical condition that makes vaginal sex painful

>The size of my penis would make penetrative sex especially painful for her

>mfw my big penis is actually a curse

>>28460954
According to the autistic chart that some fag made, 5 and a half inches is perfect, 6 is big and more would probably not even fit.
Horses can't get their entire dick inside, only 50-60%, so with 7 you would be too big for your pony.
Sorry, anon.

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SPH is a cuck fetish for degenerates. There's no beating around the bush here. No one who is not a beta numale would get hard at the thought of being an inadequate mate with underdeveloped genitals, not fit to satisfy a fictional character.

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>>28460973
>I have a girlfriend


>>28460979
sh-shut up
that's because his pecker is 5.5

>>28460842
I hate pictures like this. That girl would NOT be enjoying that at all. She would be fighting back the pain. Porn is so fucking stupid and it fills young boys' heads with such cancerous fucking ideas and beliefs.

>>28461000
Nope
A pony cock is like 8 inches, and if he gets only half or 60% in, make the math.
But it is ok, you will never fuck one anyways, so go back to your clopping fantasies.

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>>28461003

>I hate pictures like this.
Okay, not everybody likes hentai. Some people prefer realistic or western art.

>That girl would NOT be enjoying that at all.
How do you know? It's porn art. Not every piece pf porn art is realistic, but this is nothing too exotic. It's just a couple getting ready to have vaginal intercourse with the woman on bottom.

> She would be fighting back the pain.
What pain? She is pretty much naked on a bed with a dripping wet vagina. I dont think the guy behind her is going to whack her to death with his dick.

>Porn is so fucking stupid and it fills young boys' heads with such cancerous fucking ideas and beliefs.
What are you implying? The idea that it is wrong to stick your dick in a horny woman who is presenting herself to you? Since when is having sex a belief. It's not a religion. You can go out there and just do it.

>>28461065
>>Porn is so fucking stupid and it fills young boys' heads with such cancerous fucking ideas and beliefs.

he has a point
porn distorts your perspective on sex
it's degenerate

>>28461106
>degenerate
Hide and ignore /pol/ bullshit.

>>28461116
but it ruins individuals and society
tell me another word for it and i won't use degenerate

>>28461065
>>28461106
>>28461116
>>28461139
>Arguing about the morality of porn on a board about a little girl's cartoon on a weeaboo website

I think it's clear who the real degenerates are. Just let us fap in peace

>>28461139
"Degenerates" have existed and will exist for as long as humanity exists.
It is stupid to think that people is all normal and boring, everybody hides a dark dirty secret, faggot.
Even /pol/lacks have threads where they confess how degenerate they are themselves, and the world is "fine".
If you actually took it upon yourself to kill and cleanse the pool, then nobody would make it.
Hell, even animals are homos.

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>>28461106

Degenerate maybe, but it's not even real porn. It's fictional. Thats like saying playing an FPS distors your perspective on how to shoot people in war. It's a piece of media meant for consumption and entertainment, not to give a photorealistic reenactment of the real deal.

>>28461116

If you have nothing to contribute to the discussion but an insulting 5 word reply and get so easyly triggered at WORDS, your suggestion works perfectly for your very own post. If you think it's bullshit, prove it or shut up, You don't get to police an exchange of words on an image board you are not even actively taking part in.

>>28461178
see
>>28461174

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>>28460791
>tfw Anon whips it out

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>>28460791
Don't worry, fellow anons. You can sleep peacefully knowing your waifus wont be disappointed.

>>28461170
>>28461174
>>28461178

i'm not talking about shit we fap to
i think the guy meant porn in general is bad
filth imposed to and encouraged by normalfags which destroys societies for the sake of their egos

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>>28461170

What can I say, I wanted to see if it was just bait or some tumblrette gettin g mad at hentai. I got no reply, so it was probably just bait.

>>28461174

theres a difference between casual light hearted degeneracy and deep rooted society destroying degeneracy. /pol/ may sometimes host threads like this but that does not mean everybody on the board supports degeneracy or enduldges in it. Nor do all animals engage in homosexual behavior. That mostly only happens with specias that live in tribes and have a disproportional desire to mate or just short mating cycles.

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>>28461220
They will be with this fag
>>28460954
He is too big, so he would hurt the ponies, kek.

>>28461235
Cool autism, have your (You) and fuck off.

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>>28461256

This thread was dead from the start, aside from this chain of replies we set up here no one is interested to getting laughed at their small peepee. Nor should anyone. Go to /d/ if you are so desperate for humilation, they have at least some porn to accompany that. If you can't take what im saying why were you even replying in the first place only to back out of it like this now? Can't stand dissenting opinions?

>>28461306
That's because I am not a faggot that likes small cock humiliation for starters.
I just posted out of boredom.

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>this thread exists

>>28461478
>This board exists
>This site exists
>The internet exists
>You exist
Welp.

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>beta cucks with 3-inch peckers have no other choice than to experience pleasure by being humilliated

holy kek

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>>28461116

t. degenerate

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>>28461660
Fuck your right and your left, I am not even murrikan and I am sick of your stupid politics.

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>>28461178

Pretend violence is not a substitute for real violence, but pretend sex IS a substitute for real sex in the sense that it gives you sexual pleasure. That is why violent content has been shown to have no real impact on the mind (not any more than racing or playing sports), but pornography has been shown to have a negative effect on addiction, unrealistic expectations and perceptions, and sexual performance (pornography-indiced erectile dusfunction).

See this article if you want to read more -

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3050060/

>>28461644
if that were me i'd rather hide in shame, trying not to fuck anyone ever
like now

>>28461675
politics are everywhere
best thing you can do about it is not care, or not being mad at stupid buzzwords

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>>28461675

>>28461709
>politics are everywhere
No they weren't before /pol/ was made
Fuck you and fuck them
I am sick and tired of them leaking everywhere, just cause they shitpost so much that mods don't even care to delete it.

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>>28461720

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If pone genitals are proportional to their tiny bodies, even a very small human penis would be a lot for them to take

>>28461720
atleast i expressed my opinion on wide spread porn and its effect on society before spouting the mean word

>>28461744
Nice nitpicking.
Forgot your hitler did everything wrong and deserved to be lynched, btw.

>>28461762

One shekel has been deposited to your account, goy.

>>28461762
he was your hitler too

>>28461762

it was an ironic shitpost based on a copypasta intended to make fun of >>28461720 for being an oversensitive anti-/pol/ faggot

>>28461772
he's sarcastic

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>>28461700

So pretending to kill people has no negative long term effects on you, but jacking off pretending to have sex with someone or something makes ypu physically and mentally weaker? That is pretty messed up.

>>28461813
he said that it gives you pleasure, that's what makes it more real
but i think that masturbating to unrealistic (cartoon) porn and aknowledging it is 1000x better than fapping to 3d shit and thinking it's realistic
i remember after getting off to 3d, it made me feel like a disposable beta, ashamed and disgusted with myself

upvote my blog pls
pone makes me feel good

>>28461842
wtf i said the last sentence before the previous one

>>28461851
Go away, don't ruin our delusions or we we say you are a mean guy and proceed to be passive aggressive!

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>>28461851
>that pic

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You guys seem in desperate need of pony asses.

>>28461745
Celestia is perfect hight for sum fuk

>>28460791
>When you have an average penis

>when my penis gets about 5"

>when my penis is literally a perfect fit for a pony

>when they would prefer me for my stamina and ability to please them more then a stallion could

>when I'm the only thing with fingers and thumbs

>when I'm just a normal guy

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>>28460878

I got a super boner while reading this

http://www.thehorse.com/articles/10724/anatomy-and-physiology-of-a-mares-reproductive-system

Kek, I'm thoroughly entertained by this thread apparently hitting some tiny nerves.

>>28460848
Fucking newfags

Bet those faggots don't even know about the diaper or scat General, the old ones i mean when you almost chocked on your vomit by this flutters picture

>>28461951
>when my penis is literally a perfect fit for a pony
Yeah, if the pony is pet-sized.

>when I'm the only thing with fingers and thumbs
Dragons, minotaurs, etc., unicorn magic.

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>>28462130
>flutters picture
God damn it anon I can see it perfectly right now in my head.
You fucking shit eater

>>28461879
Those figures of yours seem wrong, and I mean by a damn large margin wrong.

A mare weighing 1000 lb (larger riding breed rather than a small draught one) is at most 35 cm from the vulva to the vaginal fornix when the vagina is fully relaxed. It'd be less than that in winter. You can manually stretch it past that, but I don't think that's what you meant. And it'd still be too much even if you did.

Also, the illustration is, gently put, too simplistic. The vestibule is different shape in reality, the exterior cervical orifice is completely wrong in terms of position, and the dorsal and ventral walls of the vagina should be shown collapsed against each other. It looks like filled with air in the image.

The "tiny horse vaginas made just for humans" myth is idiotic, but so is saying they have massive caverns. It looks like you got it mixed up with the length of the rectum and straight section of the colon, which would be closer to your numbers in length, but actually possibly longer, though I don't know the exact numbers and I tend to overestimate these things.

>>28462452
I know that picture is crap, but I didn't want to spend half an hour getting the Google image search to show what I want. You have any idea how hard it is to find actual good pictures?

And, Anon. Fingertip to shoulder is around 75cm for me. I can fit it in these mares without overstretching anything. And Islandic ponies are not the biggest horses by any stretch.
With the one Irish Tinker mare I could just so reach all the way back.
Not sure where you got your numbers, but check these up. (I mean from their entrance all the way to the entrance of their cervix).

>ventral walls of the vagina should be shown collapsed against each other. It looks like filled with air in the image.
I'll say it like this, if you stick your arm into them then it's like you said. But as soon as you try that with two arms it's gonna fill with air and then you have a lot of space in there.

>>28462558
>icelandic horse
>fingertip to shoulder

Originally I thought you just made a conversion error between units. But now, holy fuck, what?? I don't think I've ever even seen an icelandic horse in real life, but this is just not possible by virtue of the very length of this horse alone. Your claim is beyond extraordinary. Post pics, preferably ultrasonographic images to show where the hell the arm actually goes, or it didn't happen.

>Not sure where you got your numbers, but check these up.
I took a ruler and measured the length from my fingertips up to a certain point of my forearm, which is rarely exceeded. Ballpark numbers, but they make more sense than yours. I suggest you check your own up, see if you are or are not a dwarf or have really short arms, and see how much one centimeter really is.

>>28462774
Anon, go out and stick your arms into a horse pussy. Because that's what I did and you didn't.
Perhaps what you are thinking about is a miniature horse, which is a very small horse.

>I took a ruler and measured the length from my fingertips
That's what I did just now to once gain measure my arm lenght. As I said, I can push my arm in up to my shoulder. And I'm 1,79m.

But good idea. Was some time since I recorded something. So I'll prolly do that at some point.

>>28462833
>you're a liar
Right. And I could say you are. This isn't going to get us anywhere. Watch this video to get some sense of scale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcB7MK67HmE
Notice that the external part is still there, so it's not been made shorter in any way. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here. I don't think anyone is gullible enough to believe a claim that is almost an order of magnitude off. If you really can do what you claim, which I really doubt since my reality and the reality of others contradict that, rent a sonograph, learn to use it properly if you don't know how, stick the probe up the mare's ass while you have you whole "arm" inside of here - this isn't possible without assistance - and post the resulting images here: [email protected]. I'll try to keep the temporary email alive for some weeks. I'm very skeptical, but this is a medical curiosity that needs to be investigated in case it really is true.

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I would think it should be obvious to everyone which mare would most enjoy sph.

>>28463126
>He called me a liar, bwahwahwahwahwah
Except I didn't. I'm sure there are enough horses and horse breeds which fit into your numbers. But not the ones I had to do with over the years, and unlike you I have real world experience. Not some YouTube videos.

>[email protected].
Anon, that's not how it works. So don't even bother. If a horse porn thread pops up I'll spend my time posting porn in it until it get's deleted. _If_ I bother myself to actually visit a random stable again at night and think about recording it then sure, I'll probably post it in one. But this requires me to go to said random stable at night in the first place.

>>28460872
Any more like this?

>>28463273
I admit I've had more experience with cows, though I've done an AI on a mare once. However I've had my arm up mares vaginas and rectums for a palp check many, many times. And then someone on the internet tells me this
>unlike you I have real world experience
Who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?

>Not some YouTube videos
Grasping at straws, and an unwarranted assumption. Well done. I knew you'd attack this and that's why I was reluctant to post anything from the internet and relied on my experience. The video still carries more weight than your say-so. You can also look up the sizes of mares' vaginas, but you'll get nonsensically small values, because those typically don't include the vestibule (the vagina is just the vagina, not the whole thing) and I'm pretty sure the measurements are done on autopsy samples just like the one in the video, where the whole thing is contracted. But of course, what do I know. Everything I know about the equine female reproductive tract comes from the internet which is always so accurate, right?

This is starting to get pretty frustrating and your claims aren't getting any more corroboration. Until you show me some solid evidence, it's pointless to continue this farce. Leave your last empty reply. I need to go attend to real life stuff.