What does Discord actually do? Does he have a day job for the

He hangs out with Luna and Celestia a lot, fucking up their days. Elsewise he goes to his alt dimension cave where he fucks with its creatures and lets off steam. He's basically a NEET with unlimited godlike power, only reigned in because he really likes butterfly pussy.

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>>28433575
>only reigned in because he really likes butterfly pussy.
Truth right there.

>>28433596
Poor bastard didn't realize that getting some of that butterfly-pink tail came with the ball and chain of domestication.

He genocides the undesirable races on behalf of Celestia. Buffalos making things difficult for settlers? Zapped away.

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>>28433596
I wonder if Bubberfly realizes she has two NEET brothers now.

>>28435057
The first NEET one probably gave her the experience to psychologically fuck Discord up

>>28433575
Have fun and fuck Fluttershy all day long. Lucky bastard

>>28433599
Why is that sex with Fluttershy is better than controlling entire Equestria and rape anyone he wanted?

>>28435077
Well, she is a kind of guidance concealer to animals.

>>28433575
It's a chat tool for talking with your gamer friends.

>>28433575
He will break a promise and be back to evil in the future.

>>28433575
I assume he's more or less like Kramer from Seinfeld
>hangs out with Celestia & Luna when Fluttershy and company are busy (or vice versa)
>helps himself to whatever food's in Canterlot Castle to economically save himself the small effort of magic-ing up food from thin air
>probably gets into a bunch of madcap schemes off-screen for plot driven personal gain, often contributing more flashy novelties than anything useful

He is FS' concubine

>>28439901
No, Discord will be Flash Sentry's concubine

>>28433596
How can he be a neet when he has a house in another dimension and doesn't need to provide for himself when he can create nourishment out of thin air?

If anything, he's just a social butterfly that spends his free time visiting his friends because he has nothing better to do.