Come sit by me, anon...

>>28420746
Receding hairline

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>>28420746
>oke

>>28420768
Not a deal breaker

I need an adult

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>>28420746
>NO FUCKING HOOVES
FUCK OFF YOU SHITTERS
/MLP/ IS FOR PONIES ONLY

>>28421948
Yeah I'd actually fuck a bald Nightmare Moon.

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Sorry sunset has dibs

>>28420746
Get your fucking shoes off of my couch!

>>28420768
A sign of a mtf that passes.

>>28420746
Please don't defile my waifu with these filthy human pictures.

>>28422093
cuck

>>28420746
What do you want Princess that it requires me that close to you

>>28422101
You don't know what that word means.

>>28420746
>Agreeing, you find your seat beside the casually dressed Luna.
"What's this all about, boss?"
>"Anonymous, do you remember when I first hired you? I said you had great potential."
"Yeah. You made being a waiter sound real neat."
>She smiled and wrapped an arm around you.
>"I was right. You proved yourself again and again. You follow orders better than anyone I've ever met, yet there's still a stubbornness about you. A brick wall of will that cannot be broken. I respect that."
>Is it getting hot in here?
"So what exactly does this have to do with anything?"
>"Anonymous, I must tell you something."
"Ok?"
>She giggled and turned her head to face you, looking deep into your eyes.
>With the straightest face on Earth, she says, "I'm a horse princess from another world."
>Pffff. That's a good one.
>You break out laughing and slap your knee.
>Horse princess.
"Oh man, I didn't know you were funny too. You're the full package, you know that?"
>She gives you a tap on the back of your head.
>"I mean it, Anon. I am the princess of a faraway land called Equestria. I came to this world seeking a champion. Someone who would treat my word as law, but never betray themselves or their honor."
"What is this? 1100's Europe?"
>"Think for a second, Anonymous. Would not that be a nice life to live? To stay by my side, carry out my will, and be rewarded in one minute what the commonfolk here are in a year? A castle of your own, a people to rule...and all you'd have to do is swear your loyalty to me."
"Didn't I already do that?"
>"Yes, but you were drunk so it doesn't count."
"Huh. Well, I guess it doesn't sound too bad. I'd have to look at my schedule. Where do you usually LARP?"
>Suddenly, a bright blue light appears a few feet in front of you.
>It emanates from a swirling indigo vortex in the center of the living room.
"Um..."
>"Let us go prepare for the ceremonies, my champion."
"W-wait, hold on, I think I misunderstood something."
>Nope. She grabs you and runs for the portal

>no hooves
>ew

>>28420746

"Okay! What are we gonna do on the couch mama?"

>>28422114
I know you are one

>>28420746
Urg...disgusting...a human...

>>28420746
Why do i have to be such a sissy?

>>28420746
>lipstick
No, FUCK YOU!

>>28423052
What's wrong with lipstick?

>>28423183
I don't like it.

>>28423192
Weirdo.

>>28422195
Noice. Cont?

bumping for qt human Luna

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>>28421956
I AM an adult!

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>>28422195
I want to he a knight. I want to be ger knight.

>>28426058
>"How dost thou find it as my knight? Tis it not all that was promised?"
>You smile.
>"Anonymous? Wherefore art thou silent?"
>A little giggle escapes your lips.
>"Speak with haste, good Sir Knight."
"IT'S GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!"
>"What heresy is this?"

>>28426985
>Tony the Tiger knight
kek

>>28426999
>trips
nice bruh

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>>28422195
please moar