>Anon, why is there a griffon on your house?

oh that's nyx

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>>28420280
Yeah i noticed it too. let's turn down that

>>28420280
Pfft, kch, tuh!
Why wouldn't there be a griffon on my house?

>>28420280
She's my pest control agent.

>>28420280
"Why don't YOU have a griffin on your house?"

>>28420280
Because I'm stuck in a fucking Ubisoft game again and she wants to know where all the side objectives are.

>Is my sex doll

>>28420514
You're asking the right questions

>>28420280
Funny story, I was trying to recreate my favorite mango from back on earth, but they have me a Griffin instead of a Griffith. It's really rather frustrating, but I couldn't bear to send her back once I saw her great gargoyle impression. Also, she's an ace backscratcher.

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>>28420280
She has such puffy cheeks.
Like holsy shit, is she some kind of fat or what?

to fly me to dalaran

>>28420280
OH GOD HOMELAND SECURITY FOUND ME

>>28420339

>ponies keep bothering anon
>he gets a griffon to keep them away

I want one.

>>28420514
I came here to post this

>>28422013
shits on fire and full of space jews

>>28422851
>gets griffon to keep ponies away.
>gets the most adorable, and friendly one he could find, while ponies are drawn to adorable, friendly beings

Anon...

>>28422043
>The flaps of Blackhawk Griffons in the distance.

>wait, i have a fucking house?
>fuck that potion that zecora give me, was hard

>>28420280
Is she for sexual?

>>28422992
>Space Jews.
Dude, they may be demons but that's fucked up...

>>28423022
She's a kid

>>28423022
no, she praticaly a jew

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>>28423027
>She's a kid

>>28423033
Nie, to jest częściowo Polką.

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>>28422999


>you decide to get a griffon to defend your home from cute ponies
>almost all of them told you to fuck off
>the most adorable and friendly griffon is the only one that wants to help you
>you're skeptical she can do the job
>she gets on your house determined to help you as a new cmc
>she tries her best to keep the ponies away
>the ponies love her and gather around your house even more
>every plan she comes up with to make them go away just attracts more ponies

sometimes we have to make the best of what we can get

>>28423033
Griffins aren't jews anymore, they know friendship now.

>>28423711

But only one of them actually enjoys friendship.

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>>28420280
>2010+6
>not having a griffon to deliver your shitey mail
>not putting your dick in the griffon

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>>28424213

cute mail griffons are NOT for sexual.

did you read your GDS manual?

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>>28424329
>subscribe to every possible bullshit newsletter
>Gabi now has to deliver a fuckton of mail everyday to you
>every morning you wake up to a chipper griffon cheering you up
>you throw away all the mail anyway

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>>28424605

>Gabby catches on and asks if you need a friend

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>>28425990
>"No, I need to get laid."

>>28424102
Two at least.

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>>28426210
>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
>eaten

>>28426488
Soldiers need food Anon.

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>>28420286

>>28420280
Paying denbts

>>28426210
Who the fuck keeps posting this

I'm onto to you horrific-battle-posting anon

idk

>>28420280
She is hunting ponies

>>28420280
because fuck walking, ill ride a bird.