Why is Anon so mean to the ponies?
>>28419440
Fuck off, Twiggler, you fat purple cunt
>>28419440
"because they keep scuffing up my clean floors! Now get out!"
>Anon just wants to keep his diner pristine
>Dumb horses walk in with mud on their hooves, shuffle along the floor
>where they born in a barn?!
>"Well hey, Anon!"
"Hi, applejack."
He's human. 30% of humans are dicks, and 60% of humans are dicks without meaning to or even being aware of it.
>>28419503
who are the last 10%?
>>28419511
Eunics
>>28419511
Florida gators fans
>>28419511
Genuinely good/nice/self-aware/smart people.
>>28419511
Big guys
Violence and sex is the driving force of humanity Purple Smart, it's the two things that drove humans to make tons of cool shit. So be happy I'm being mean, not horny.
writing more than one kind of character is, like, difficult
so really it's Be Anon Day Horse Pun In Equestria Oh No Fluttershy I Don't Want To Fuck You But Secretly I Do (Hee Hee Hee) from here until the heat death of the universe
>>28419511
Refer to this.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA
>>28419520
not true, since technically gator fans are sub humans
>>28419511
Feminists.
>>28419440
They won't have sex with him, and he's too weak to rape them
>>28419440
ponies are like real women. they don't care about you if you don't bully them.
>>28419511
basket of deplorable's? no wait thats not right
>>28419511
Cunts of course
>>28419511
Transgenders
>>28419520
>>28420006
You're god damn right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I0K-ymOTS4