>Cripple Cripple Stupid Head >Bet you wish that you were dead

>>28407981
>>Cripple Cripple Stupid Head
>>Bet you wish that you were dead
lmaoo

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>>28407981

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Scootabuse will be canon someday.

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>>28408280
I want to abuse her with my dick

Why are cripples allowed in Equestria?

One would think that the demigod Alicorns who can even travel through time would every now and then fix the disabled ponies of Equestria.

>>28407981
>>28408266
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>>28408590
>>28408642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCu9IEJBRs

>>28408696
That's a hot ass beat, fram.

>>28408635
>One would think that the demigod Alicorns who can even travel through time would every now and then fix the disabled ponies of Equestria.

They work in mysterious ways, A.K.A. "Tough shit, freak, kill yourself if you don't like it. Fffffuck you."

>>28407981
Abusing Scootaloo is almost as fun as hating on Twist.

Both deserve it in full force though, the little shits.

>>28407981
Hey Scootaloo, what's the difference between you and a bag of garbage?

The flies.

>>28407981
How many Scootaloos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, you're better off finding a pony who can fly.

What do you call a pony with no past and no future?
Scootaloo.

What literary genre is Scootaloo's life?
Defective fiction.

What form of punishment best describes Scootaloo?
Tard and feathered.

How did Scootaloo get to KFC?
In cold storage.

Why did CIA push Scootaloo off the plane?
She didn't fly so good.

>>28407981
Reminder that Scootabuse has been canonically dead since season 3.

>>28407981
I want to have sex with Scootaloo.

>>28409892
Abuse is even better when it comes from friends you think you can trust.

>>28407981
Cripple isn't confirmed she's just a late bloomer

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>>28409380
That attempt of a joke was so bad it made scootaloo look good

What is wrong with you people

>>28410419
Maybe you don't get it.

>>28410497
Stupid picture. Scootaloo doesn't have parents

>>28410558
They damn near canonically confirmed she's a cripple, I live in hope that they kill off her parents too.

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>>28410468
Hey Tumblr. How's it going?

>>28407981
>I AM NOT A CRIPPLE!

Did someone get b&

>>28410710
looks like it, don't know why. it wasn't for anything on this thread

>>28410710
>>28410717
Clearly there's a Scootafag mod around, and he's making sure we know Scootaloo is his fav, in case we didn't notice.

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>>28410753
Well then, Scootaloo lewd incoming. Very graphic

>>28410753
Kek

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she takes after her idol

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cripple bump

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>>28412222
It's a good thing you didn't end up quadriplegic

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>>28410705
Fine. Prove it. Fly.

>praise Scoots
>ignore her wings
there you go: one filly to do whatever you want with

We're all crippled on the inside

>>28413048
But she's crippled inside and out

>Scootaloo's parents are an earth pony and a pegasus
>she can't fly because of her heavy earth pony bones

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>>28407981
Canon

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>>28407981
Classic.

>>28417197
shouldn't scootaloo on the bottom look happy? There should be a 3rd panel that shows her taking it off and finally losing it when she acknowledges that her life has gone to shit

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>>28417197
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>>28417308
Then something like this

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>>28417197
I love you faggots
These pics are extremely depressing for scootaloo IDF

>>28417164
what the fuck is even happening here

>>28417164
'm sure this is funny to someone...
just wish it were me.

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>>28407981

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>>28410496
Wanna know the difference between you and Scootaloo?
None, you're both useless trash

>>28417521
>>28417530
>not knowing about Black Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Y24a0cyCE

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>>28417663

>>28417571
kek

>>28419199
Scootabusefags BTOF. Those faggots will never win.

>>28419329
Scootabuse is hands down the funniest thing this fandom has produced

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>>28419329
Definitely.
But on the other hand

>you will never care for and raise an abused scootaloo as your own, because nobody else will.
>She will never accidentally call you daddy.
>you will never tell her that it's ok.

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>>28408590
>USELESS!! USELESS!! USELESS!!

>>28419444
Scootabuse that ends in scootalove almost justifies it's existence.

I just don't get why fags are so butthurt about scootabuse
It is not like people die and get abused everyday you know, but just cause you don't give a shit you pretend it doesn't happen.
At least abusing a cartoon character won't actually hurt anybody but your fucking sensitivities, fags.

>>28417197
This is beautiful.

Hey Cripple Stupid Head! I heard you thought Sweetie Belle had a crush on you!

>>28407981
Scootallo is cripplealoo
I want to kick her buttaloo many timesaloo

>>28420063
WHO IS THIS
HOW ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION

>>28419808
>I just don't get why fags are so butthurt about scootabuse
weirdos projecting their weird self-esteem/bullying issues onto cartoon characters, huh? let me introduce you to the spikefags, maybe they could help find a suitably saccharine answer

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>>28420644
Spikefags are literally the lowest of the low, only next to the lunafag that actually killed his family.

You can go to equestria, but in order to stay, you have to slowly lower each of her limbs into a grinder until only her head and body remain, then you have to nurse her until the wounds have sealed shut, and she develops Stockholm's syndrome, then and only then will you be allowed to stay. If other ponies find out what happened to Scootaloo, you're on your own.

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Scootaloo, I can make you fly even faster than Rainbow Dash, if that is your wish. All I ask in return is for you to make a contract with me and become magical filly.

>>28420677
>this fleshlight keeps making noise at me
ugh. distracting

>>28417197
>me in 5 years
Fug.

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>>28409656
Say what you will, but that little cripple makes a great wig.

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>>28408987
>someone took the time to make this image of Adolf Hitler stealing a pastel horse's scooter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o

>>28421471
its funny because Rainbow Dash was the one who convinced her to trust again

>>28417197
Who is the artist?

>>28420063
Hah

>>28422575
I don't see any artists in the picture.

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>doing hurtful things to your fav

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>"Give me a wink, squirt."

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>>28420652
>only next to the lunafag that actually killed his family.
Out of all the insane things I've heard, I have not heard this story. Care to explain?

>>28425701
Fuck let me see if I can find it on the archives.

>>28425957
anticipation bump

>>28426039
Couldn't find shit, sorry.

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>>28426054
np. The floor is open. Are there any heroes around?

>>28421487
3D isn't that hard.
>I made a picture of an amputee rainbow dash, and I can't even into 3D.

>>28419808
I like it when Spike gets abused.

>>28427945
this is a shocking development

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>>28407981

>>28427945
this has really electrified the thread

I'm trying to post Scootabuse on Derpi, but this Scootafag always reports it.

https://derpibooru.org/profiles/warc9

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>>28427945
I am dead inside

>>28429041
I like Scootaloo and I also like Scootabuse

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>>28431297
holy shit, i feel stupid for falling for it.

>>28431297
Rainbow Dash looks like Lauren Faust in this

>>28407981
Am I the only one that never understood why the Fandom wanted her to be cippled so badly?

Don't recall people jumping Sweetie for not doing magic or Applebloom, for well, not being an apple.

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>>28432828
There haven't been any episodes about Sweetie Belle's lack of vile, sorcerous powers, nor does she look up to Twilight or any other powerful wizardpony.
Meanhile, the show has made it abundantly clear that Scootaloo's flight capabilities are not commensurate with her peers and she's shown almost no improvement that would indicate that she's just a late bloomer.

>>28432888
Sweetie had a magic problem for THREE seasons; got outclassed by newb Twilight, filly Rarity and Snails of all people in season one.

That's not all: there's a whole school filled with unicorn Sweetie's age that can do magic; Sunburst is supposed to be a failure and he did more magic than Sweetiebelle as a kid; heck Applebloom being an earth pony made more magic happen with her potions than Sweetie! How isn't Sweetie considered magically crippled again?

>>28432988
Because she grew out of it

>>28432988
>a whole school filled with unicorn Sweetie's age that can do magic
>called Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns

>>28419808
There's a difference between knowing something happens and wanting it to happen. Death is an inevitability that everyone meets with eventually, but I'd still rather not see half the show's cast killed off.

>>28433337
Killing fantasy characters in drawings or fanfiction shouldn't trigger anyone.
That's all that I am saying.

>>28412303
>quadriplegic
>six limbs
NBD

>>28433375
Her wings don't count because they're purely decorative.

>>28429041
For what? DB has literal Scootarape.

>>28433403
Quadriplegic plus biplegic equals sextoplegic. It's simple math.

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>>28433441
more like sexyplegic

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>>28433568
Oh man pedos are here.
Abandon thread.

>>28427945
>after years of bullying about her wings, scootaloo discovers her scooter accidents are the only thing reminding her of who she is

>>28434313
>extricate a woozy, groaning Scootaloo from scoota-wreck
>place your palm against a particularly fresh bruise on her side
>her tiny wings flare, her tail flicks, and she begins humping your hand

>>28433719
Ponies live to be hundreds of millions of years old. The CMC are around 122,000 to 152,000 years old.

>>28434598
>hundreds of millions
Maybe alicorns, but not the common ponies.
However, supposedly Granny Smith lived for 200 years.

>>28407981

>>28434313
>David Cronenberg in Equestria's "Crash". starring Scootaloo

>>28407981
Scootabuse is best abuse!

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>>28426054
Now I really need to see this.

>>28434633
that's pretty fucked man

>>28433422
But that guy always whines about Scootabuse everywhere. He wants to ban this from Derpibooru and the fandom.

>>28434313
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>>28435809
masochist scootaloo? fapworthy

>>28438937
It's an inevitable consequence of not having a show bible and/or not forcing new writers to familiarize themselves with the show before they start hacking out scripts.

>>28410700
>he has fallen for a double bait
There's one in every thread

>>28440645
Reminds me of that comic where a black kid is waiting by his front door to prank his dad.

>>28442097
bump

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Annoying that 1/4 of the images posted have been deleted. People say and post much nastier things in /mlp/.

>>28419444

It says a lot about RD that this is pretty much exactly what happened. And not just with Scootaloo.
Her first project was Fluttershy, then Tank, and now Scoots.

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>>28408987
kekked

>>28417197
Hope there will be the same with ponies and Equestria.. Where I could live...

>>28444286
If only I hadn't already posted kiwiloo four days ago.