Age is Just a Number

>>28407521
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would midly annoy you while turning you on.

>>28407521
Even 1-13?

>>28407523
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable

>>28407525
I mean. I don't see why not? See this. >>28351829

>>28407533
You'd fit right in India
http://www.india.com/news/india/delhi-11-month-old-baby-raped-for-2-hours-in-vikaspuri-1458052/

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Beauty Mark a qt.

That pastebin needs an update.

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We need more eurobros.

>>28407521

I've missed my chance to do that before, so just wanted you to know i'm glad about the decision to fuse the two threads out there.

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>>28407521
>You will never be a senior in high school again.
>You will never hate fuck Diamond Tiara who is a freshman.

>>28408070
>You will never be a senior in high school again.

I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemies.

>>28408084
But you won't be able to hate fuck a freshman.

>>28407733
She looks so tired all the time.

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>>28408094
You just reminded me of something that happened to me, I think it was my sophomore year.
I walked into the cafeteria and the very first thing I heard was some guy saying this.
"Why does everyone keep asking me if it's okay for a senior to date a freshman? Fuck off."

>>28407521
http://imgur.com/BugaOLT

>>28408106
This was the other option for an OP pic. I thought that we have been shunting our lovely ladies half of the general though.

>>28408191
Dude that's a little girl.

>>28408236
No it's just two sisters having fun.

>>28408252
Rarity trying to convince her friends that teaching her sister to suck cock is not immoral/illegal when?

>>28408263
It's something that she needs to know later in life Darling.
I even have her practice on me if she turns out to like mares.

>>28408285
Roleplaying is a bannable offense.

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>>28407766
Fuck. I thought they were already on, but I must have forgot to click save last time I updated it. Fixed now

>>28408319
Armchair moderating is a bannable offense.

>>28408380
>(Anon x Flitter's corpse)

Technically it's Rumble...

>>28408319
How is that role playing?
Role playing is when two autistic faggots act like characters.
We are merely exchanging ideas.

>>28408452
FUCK

I tried to scrub the story clean from my memory and went too far, let me fix it again...

>>28408461
>damage controlling this hard

>>28408538
>Being this much of an autistic.

>Bump

Well, that was fast.

Don't let it die again bump

Tfw was drawing
Tfw I was getting real into it
Tfw I was drawing a milf pone
Tfw dad walks in
Tfw made gorilaz song full screen
Tfw had to shut down computer without saving any of my progress
Tfw I'm out of motivation
Tfw I just wanna draw

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>>28411417
DO IT FAGGOT

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>>28411417
>not establishing a strong father-son bon based on horsefucking
I wish.

>>28411417
Why would you need to turn off the PC in the first place?

>>28412629

>>28411442
>>28412048
Maybe his dad likes to inspect it?

>>28411433
>>28411442
I'm gonna see if I can draw today...but I'll be drawing without a reference, so by memory, and I'll be doing it on paper...

Gotta hate living without privacy

Bump.

If no greens are posted by the next bump, I might be forced to make another dreaded green that you must scrub from your memeory...

>bump

>>28413791
>>28414402
Do it faggot.

>>28414579
Alright.

You asked for it.

>You woke up from the couch.
>You had been asked to babysit Rainbow Dash for the night and you simply slept over, as her parents weren't home yet.
>You got a call saying that they will be back within a couple of hours and that you should wake up Dashie.
>You obliged and headed upstairs.
>You first knocked on her door.
>No response.
>You then opened the door and saw her still sleeping in bed.
>Still no response.
>You went over to shake her.
>Still. No. Response.
>"Dashie..." You whispered.
>She was silent.
>You immediately realized something wasn't right and checked her pulse as per your lessons in CPR.
>Your blood went cold as you felt no pulse.

>>28415077
>Maybe you could resuscitate her, you thought.
>You pulled the covers from her and placed two hands on her chest, pressing down and giving her mouth to mouth.
>Nothing.
>You figured that maybe the shirt's in the way and you lifted it up.
>You stopped to admire her cute Wonderbolts-themed pajamas.
>Your eyes then worked up to her chest
>Where you could see her developing breasts and soft pink nipples.
>Your breath shortens
>No! What are you thinking? You need to help her!
>You ignored it and pressed your hands against her smooth, cooling chest
>Your motions slowed as you mouthed her again.
>Your tongue met hers.
>For that moment, you forgot what you were doing and you just kissed her.
>You moved your hands all over her chest
>It just felt so nice and relaxing.
>You even felt her belly. Surprisingly she had a bit of a gut.
>Your hand then went around her waist.
>You stopped.
>Your chest sank.
>You liked babysitting Rainbow Dash
>She was so spunky and energetic...
>And now she's gone.
>Not only that, but you're taking advantage.
>You froze for a bit, unable to figure out what to do and can only stare at Rainbow Dash's body.

>>28415188
>Still, she was so cute...
>You decided to stop there.
>Rub out the lust you have, then dress her up.
>You rubbed yourself while looking at Rainbow Dash.
>You imagined what she'd be like had she grown up.
>Embracing her as you made love with her in a five star love hotel.
>You silently cried to yourself on how you were gonna miss her and climaxed.
>Thankfully, not anywhere near her.
>You then pulled her shirt back down and put the blanket over her.
>You proceeded to dial 911 and told the medics what happened.
>As you waited for the ambulance to arrive, you bit your lip as you called up Rainbow Dash's parents and gave them the bad news.

I think I wussed out at the last minute with this writing.

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Got a chance to draw something small...I'll do a better job once I can get home...

>>28411442
ecks dee

>>28408167
Shes just old. At least sixty according to nips

>>28407521
>dat op
ANONS CONFIRMED BLACKING THEIR WAIFUS

>>28408285
>Role play as a mare
>being a male
You better be gay

>>28415604
Will you fuck off.

>>28416612

Bumping with a compiling of that green: http://pastebin.com/5NX76Ex4

>>28418102
Now imagine all the good content you could put out if you didn't shitpost with this.

>>28418256
It was a morbid curiosity I tried to explore, only to realize how deep and dark that rabbit hole was.

>>28419484

>>28418740
I don't personally get off to snuff. But I was enjoying reading your green. Morbid stuff resonates with me.

Keep going.

Don't shit in my mouth.

>>28420553
Huh... Okay then.

Where da fillies at

>>28421686
Why are you asking? Are you feeling the need?

Where da Jeff Mango Harshwhinny at

>>28412048
He draws horse porn with human pussies.

He knows his dad would kick his ass for half-assing anatomy like that.

>>28423226
I don't actually give a shit as long as the picture's good.

>>28423226
Let's get em!

>>28423226
C-CDC?

>>28423226
You sound like a
>no hooves
elitist.

Harshwhinny licked her lips at Cheerilee. They were both mature mares, but Cheer was the younger MILF. Harsh had a lifelong infatuation with her, to which Cheer was oblivious, but that didn't matter to Harsh, as she ripped the mare's clothes off while raping her mouth with her tongue.

Cheer was thrown onto Harsh's bed like a toy, the heavily breathing lesbian rapist following her onto the blanket to mash her bare babelicious body against Cheer's equally voluputous and buxom form. Harsh folded her heteo victim in half, and began raping her mouth again, while she tribbed her. Their giant asses kissed and kissed, Harsh breaking the mouth tonguing for a bit just to breath her hot breath and let out a couple of ropes of drool on Cheer's face.

As the older and younger, lesbian and hetero, mature mares built up an intense sweat between their plump bodies, their giant breasts flying in circles throughout the action, a waterfall of love nectar poured from Harsh's to Cheer's virgin vagina. Their horsepussies did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. Cheer caught on in a flash. She returned the monster mash.

Now the bed was rocking, both MILFs were digging the sounds and the heat of sex as they kneaded their mounds; and Harshwhinny was about to come, when Cheerilee poked her asshole with her thumb.

The mares screamed when they climaxed, coming so hard the bedroom windows shattered and the bed became drenched and broke. In the hot aftrglow, neither mare got more than a few breaths, before there was a loud knock on the door.

The mane sixed asked from the other side if everything was alright, because they heard a lot of noises and could smell something hot and dark and wild coming from inside the bedroom. Harsh reluntantly got up to dress. She opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walked the dinosaur.

>>28424786
Oh-hoh gawd eye luv meems!

>>28420229

>>28425636

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>>28421686

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>>28427535
I fixed it.

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>>28427624
You dastardly rogue renegade reject reprobate

>>28429209

>>28427624
I don't get it.

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>>28408094
>But you won't be able to hate fuck a freshman

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>>28427624
Oh fuck you

>>28415390
i love it

>>28415390
QT as fuck. Can I request Mayor Mare, o draw anon?

>>28431239
Uncropping whore.

>>28434068
"Take a good look, it was tight" - Garrus Vakarian

>>28407521

>>28432713
>>28433134
Fuck dude, I rushed the hell out of that drawing...I know for sure I can do better...so I'll draw something maybe later on tonight

And yeah sure, I'll draw her after redrawing the MILF...mayor mare is a cute

>>28439585

Big badda bump.

>>28439585

>>28437903
OH MY

Question, can there be stories about grannies?

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>>28443163
>Not wanting Granny Smiths teeth less mouth around your cock

fag

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>>28443163
Of course!

>>28443267
Source?

>>28443613
Here you go
>https://derpibooru.org/398164

>>28443163
Yes please. I love old older women.

For the older mare fans here, would you ever be interested in someone of great age difference from you, or is this just a fetish/interest/cute thread you're watching?

We're barely getting any content other than bumps so we should at least discuss something.

>>28443996
Despite being past the age where I can /ss/, I'd still be interested in a older woman and not just because i'm a desperate virgin

>>28443748
OK but i'll need some time to fix it up.

>>28443996
I'm in grannies so yes I am.

>>28443996
I'd most definitively get down with an older woman.
I've passed the age to live out my fetish of being the young kid being taught by an experienced woman, but the idea of lavishing attention on someone older and making her feel desired is still prime fetish-fuel for me.

>>28443996
I always got along pretty well with people who were older or younger than me, so probably the former.

>>28444105
>>28444073
>>28444056
So how do I meet got 40 to 60 year old women.

>>28444434
Well learning English is a good start

>>28444495
Sorry. I'm a phone poster.

>>28433210
and the outlet is different...

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>>28407521
>Fluttercougar praying on a teenage Anon green when?

boop

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Twilight Velvet is mah waifu.

>>28447005
Have any Velvet green? of any kind? I'd appeciate it

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>>28408106
>Uotapo's stuff always gets nude edits eventually

>>28443996
Oh heck yeah.

Aren't older women supposed to have a thing for Latin dudes with heavy accents?
Cause if so, I'm set.

>>28443696
"""""""Explicit"""""""""

>>28446203
>You weren't sure why you kept visiting her.
>You didn't require her vet services after she put down your dog a while back.
>But even so, you kept visiting her.
>Maybe it was because she kept comforting you over the loss of your beloved dog.
>Maybe it was because you had formed a habit of visiting her when your dog was alive and you were just following muscle memory.
>Or... perhaps you had a crush on her.
>Now that you thought of it, she was a little too touchy-feely with the comforting.
>When you two hugged, it was longer than what's considered a normal comfort hug.
>She'd often kiss you on the forehead, though you surprisingly didn't mind it as much.
>And she often blushes when you speak openly to her.
>You were on your way to visit her again when you were thinking this.
>You decided to try out hitting on her.
>She was pretty shy, true to her name, but she couldn't get away with long hugs and little smooches without someone getting the idea that she was coming on to them.

>Fluttershy left her door open, as always. She knew you'd enter at this time, as this was when you would take your dog for weekly checkups.
>"Hello?" You asked out. "Ms. Shy?" You explored the area until you heard something soft.
>"nnnnnnn..." It came from upstairs. You walked upstairs and followed the noise.
>There, you saw Fluttershy lying on the bed, snoring softly.
>You blushed as you saw Fluttershy was wearing only a sweatshirt. A tight one at that, as it made her already huge breasts look like missiles.
>You could see a tattoo on her thigh. The tattoo was of three pink butterflies. The long, horizontal divots in the pink inking of the wings indicated this was a tattoo done long ago, perhaps in Fluttershy's teenage years.
>That's when you had a clear sight of Fluttershy's pink panties. The cotton clung on tightly, creating a brief camel toe for you to see.
>Her feet dangled off the bed slightly. All these created such an erotic display that you couldn't help but get a boner.

>>28447650
Yiss.

>>28447650
More.

>>28447650
>"Flutters..." You whispered as you felt the stretch marks on her thighs.
>She merely winced.
>Normally, you'd wake her up, but you decided to have a little fun.
>Your touch soon became a grab as the entirety of Fluttershy's butt cheek was in the palm of your hand.
>You squeezed as you lifted her leg, picking up the rest of her leg in the process.
>With this, you were able to see more of Fluttershy's crotch, as well as her inner thigh.
>You moved your hand towards the thigh and touched its soft, tender flesh.
>Fluttershy cooed a bit but wasn't responding.
>You gently let the leg drop onto the bed, though now at an angle away from her crotch.
>You looked at her crotch.
>Touching the cotton, you could feel moistness coming from her panties.
>She was wet.
>You rubbed her panties a little more. With each rub, Fluttershy kept wincing. Eventually, you smelled the hand you used to touch her.
>It was both repulsive and pleasant at the same time. A mixture of raw meat and lilacs.
>You pulled her panties aside to see her vulva.
>To your surprise, the vulva looked like that of a teenage girl.
>Seemed this poor girl had no adolescent sex drive.
>You DID however.
>And it took you over like a ghost.

>>28447270
There hasn't been an edit thread in a while, though.

>>28447851
>You looked at her hands
>They were so tiny...
>You pulled your pants down
>Just a wank, then pull her panties back and act like nothing happened.
>You moved her hand towards your dick and had it hold you.
>At the same time, you inserted two fingers into her wet pussy
>"NNNnaaaaah...." Fluttershy's cute mouth gave out an adorable moan.
>You had her soft hand wrap around your dick as you rubbed it.
>With your pinkie, you traced a stretch mark on her left thigh, tickling the sensitive mark while you dug your fingers deeper into her vagina.
>"AH! AAAH!" Her moans kept making you lust for her more.
>Her legs began to move and gyrate as you moved the fingers inside her body up and down.
>You stopped and took your fingers out. A loud slurping noise came as you took out a lot of juice from her.
>You licked it and tasted her juices. It was alright.
>Moving her hand away, you knew that you couldn't just finish with a handjob.
>You lifted her legs and, with your penis, penetrated her.
>You looked at her beautiful face and decided to kiss her soft lips
>That's when her eyes opened and she screamed.
>"AAAAAAAAAH!!!" She sounded as though she was in pain.
>You looked, knowing from your health class that there could be an idea as to why she screamed.
>Sure enough, blood began to drip a bit from her vagina.

>>28447967
>"A-ah! Sorry!" You stopped before Fluttershy looked at you and smiled. You could see a bit of her gritted teeth.
>"I-it's okay... I'm glad it was you who... who..." She couldn't bare to finish as her lips met yours.
>You decided to continue having sex with Fluttershy, thrusting and humping her vagina until you felt her body tense up.
>A rush of pussy juice warmed up your penis enough to cause you to ejaculate inside her.
>It took a lot of energy from you and your head fell in between Fluttershy's breasts.
>Fluttershy hugged you and petted your head.
>"I love you... I just wasn't sure how to say it... but.." She said to you.
>"I love you too, Fluttershy. This was the best way to confess..." You said.

>Hours passed before you and Fluttershy split up and went your separate ways for the day.
>However, you kept coming back to her the next day.
>And the next day.
>And the next day.
>All while keeping your love life with her a secret until you were of the age of consent.
>At which point, all that would be needed to seal this deal would be to make sure you don't get any weird looks when saying you wanted to get married to a woman twice your age.
>But that's okay. You like weird. And you loved Fluttershy.

bump a rump

>>28448652

http://pastebin.com/rFB5qpdK

Bumping to post compiled

>>28449867
I accidently posted in the wrong thread about my plans for a sequel. The plan is:

Cougarshy in a threesome with Anon and Sweetie Belle

>>28449882
Do you have anything more interesting?

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>>28450085
...

Kuugashy?

>>28450248
Like, the idea behind the fetish is either that in art they have a body type or something or that in the narrative it has an effect. Random sex scenes don't do a lot for the fetish, IMO. You kind of really need the age difference to play some kind of role.

>>28451160

>>28443996
Only in a 20 year range. I'm not into saggy old tits. Now if we were talking ponies, then the age difference would matter less, since they age better.

>>28452343
Granny smith is younger than celestia. Would you not dick celestia?

>>28452589
She's middle-age in alicorn years. Like elves.

>>28452236

Bumping

Anyone want this: >>28449882 ?

>>28453938
Yes!

>>28453290

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>>28443996
>For the older mare fans here, would you ever be interested in someone of great age difference from you, or is this just a fetish/interest/cute thread you're watching?

Would defiantly date somebody older than me. It wouldn't have to be on the basis of being a sugar mama type relationship but whenever it came down to foreplay I would occasionally like some sort of authority over myself. Only issue is not many women are into guys younger than themselves, especially in the 18-24 region (like me).

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>>28454754
I want to be Principal Celestia's teenage boytoy.

>>28454788
Oh god yes

>>28454788
Is that lemonade?

>>28456798

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>>28454754
>Stepmom is almost 20 years younger than dad
>Always talks about how much she loves older men
>I mention I'd date an older woman
>She gives me this look of horror
>Tells me only men with mommy issues date older women (while being married to my dad who is old enough to be her dad)

>>28457432
Your stepmom sounds like a bad person. Write a story about fucking her here.

>>28457432

>>28457432
My mom is exactly 20 years younger than my dad.

>>28458984
I'm not entirely sure how big the gap is, but my grandparents have a pretty big difference too.

>>28454788
That wouldn't be too bad. I saved your Luna photo, too.

>>28457432
That's the most hypocritical thing I've had directed at me this week. I'm not saying your stepmom is a hypocrite (unless she has paternal issues herself) but I'd bring up the fact that others aren't so hidebound in their preferences when it comes to relationships and like to switch it up without the male being so sensitive about mother never kissing him before bed or whatever.

Ridiculous.

>>28459447
Are you saying you didn't want your to kiss you more?

>>28456798

>page 9

>>28463473
>Again

>>28459962
I said never, not enough.

Although I should call mine and make sure she's alright.

>>28454199
Alright.

>It had been a week since you had sex with Fluttershy
>You and her never got as erotic as that, however
>In fact, the only erotic things you got into were a mutual handjob every now and then, mainly because of Fluttershy's job as a vet.
>Still you and her loved each other and tried not to make it public.
>You didn't want a scandal for Fluttershy to come out.
>Though one day, you walked in at the same time as another person
>This was a little girl. You've seen her with her chubby white cat.
>She seemed pretty cute with her pink and purple candy-like hair and a thin white dress that dropped down to her knees.
>However, she didn't come with her cat.
>"Oh, Anon, just one moment, I gotta take care of a client." She then turned to the girl. "Sweetie Belle, what are you doing here? Where's Opalescence?" She asked.
>You smiled as you heard Fluttershy's concerned voice... Then you smiled harder as Sweetie Belle's voice cracked.
>"Fluttershy! I have a huge problem and you're the easiest doctor I can find!" She then rushed into her office. Fluttershy ran in after her, leaving the door wide open for you to look in.
>That's when Sweetie Belle lifted up her dress to show Fluttershy.
>"I feel really strange down here and I've been feeling some weird wetness..." She blushed as she looked to you across Fluttershy's back.
>"Oh..." Fluttershy then giggled. "This is something every girl goes through. Don't worry, it gets easier to handle in time."
>She patted the bed as Sweetie Belle hopped on, lying on her back. As Sweetie Belle looked at Fluttershy, you snuck into the office to get a better look.

>>28464187
Forgot to namefag myself.

>"May I?" Fluttershy asked Sweetie Belle as her hands lifted her dress.
>Sweetie Belle nodded, though winced once Fluttershy pulled down her pink polka dot panties.
>A string of gooey juice dripped from Sweetie Belle's vulva right into her soft panties as she pulled them down to her ankles.
>Sweetie Belle trembled as Fluttershy took a paper towel and wiped her vagina.
>"AAaaah!" She moaned as the juices got absorbed into the towel.
>Despite drying it, Fluttershy still rubbed the towel against Sweetie's pussy.
>"Ah! Ah! Aaaah!" The last moan began to crack a bit as her toes scrunched.
>More juice came out and Fluttershy switched to a dryer towel to soak up the juices.
>As soon as she was done, she tossed away the towels and took the panties off of Sweetie Belle.
>Fluttershy proceeded to toss the juice soaked panties into the sink and let the water rinse the pussy juices off it.
>"You feel better?" Fluttershy asked Sweetie Belle.
>She shook her head.
>"My heart's racing... And you're just making it go faster." She said.
>"Hm... Would this fix it?" Fluttershy then lowered her head onto Sweetie Belle's lips and kissed them.
>"MMMMMHPHM" Sweetie muffled a bit as her legs spastically spread out.
>Damn it, why the hell are you watching this? This is morally wrong, but you are so damn hard at this.
>Fluttershy moved away from Sweetie Belle as she saw her cute face in bliss.
>"P-please... Keep going." Sweetie blushed and frowned.
>"I... I... I like you." She said.
>"I'm happy you said that. I like you too..." Fluttershy placed a hand on Sweetie Belle's flat chest and stroked her hand from one breast to the other.
>Sweetie Belle shuddered.
>"I can help you with this problem... Well..." Fluttershy then turned to you. "We'll help you with this problem."
>"Huh?" She asked.
>"My friend has a tool that can help you get those feelings out of you. Just let me do my thing and let him do his thing." She said.

>>28464266
>Is... Is she asking you to fuck Sweetie Belle?
>You would be against this, but your heart was racing too.
>You approached Sweetie Belle as Fluttershy began to kiss Sweetie Belle.
>You got onto the bed, slowly taking off your pants to expose your groin to hers.
>Sweetie Belle's legs soon spread themselves from the ticklish kissing that Fluttershy had done on her breasts and you held them with your hands.
>The legs were actually smoother than Fluttershy's. There's no sign of age, stretch marks, or even points where shaved hair would be sticking out
>Instead, they were soft legs without a lot of muscle to them.
>You nearly put your dick into her, but then remembered what happened with Fluttershy.
>Instead, you rubbed it across her vulva.
>You could see Fluttershy letting Sweetie Belle touch her breasts, even pulling them down to expose them.
>Your heart was pounding so hard. The door was wide open. You guys could be caught.
>You could literally drop dead the next moment.
>But you didn't care.
>Instead, you grabbed Sweetie's legs softly and as she moaned one more time, you ejaculated just as she let a huge gusher come out of her.
>Your cum sprayed itself all over Sweetie Belle's crotch, which you immediately wiped with a towel.
>Sweetie Belle panted as Fluttershy dried her panties, pulled up her top, and put the panties back on Sweetie Belle.
>"There, better?" She sat on the bed and held Sweetie's hand.
>"Y-yeah..." Sweetie panted soon turned into a snore.
>"Aaah, poor girl passed out. I'll call up her sister, you make sure she's comfortable." Fluttershy said as she walked away.

>>28464364
>You handed Sweetie Belle a lollipop and picked up her body
>You were surprised of how light she was and yet how heavily weighted towards you she was.
>You hugged Sweetie Belle before you let her on the couch.
>You placed a blanket over her as Fluttershy put down the phone.
>"Rarity will be here to pick up Sweetie Belle in five minutes." Fluttershy said.
>You smiled and looked at the small and cute child on the couch.
>"She might come back here to ask for more help... If you don't mind..." Fluttershy blushed.
>Your body went cold. Before, you would definitely walk away from this situation, but as you grew closer and closer to Fluttershy, you began to feel more trusting of her.
>So, of course, you nodded.
>From that day and for the next following months, Sweetie Belle became a new addition to you and Fluttershy's love lives.
>And trying to keep the secret sex life grew more and more difficult.

I thought for a brief moment to have a twist where Fluttershy actually called the cops but I'm not Jeff levels of sadistic.

>>28457432
>Stepmom is almost 20 years younger than dad

Alpha as fuck

>>28464392
Wasn't Socks the one that was going to end his green "realistically"?

>>28465227

>”Then… I dunno, we could change batteries or somethin’, I—“
>”You can’t just switch ‘em out, it probably won’t even fit, and that’s base case scenario.” Applebloom says.
>”And worst case is..?” Applejack asks.
“It overheats, then blows up.”
>There’s a slight pause between you saying that, and Applejack commenting on it, which you sincerely hope wasn’t her measuring the blast resistance of your car’s hood.
>”Yeah, that’s… that’ll pretty bad.” Applejack says.
“It’s probably for the best that we try and avoid that.” You add.
>”So, anyone got any ideas?” Applebloom says, sticking her head over your car’s engine.
>You try and think for any other alternatives, but there’s not exactly much to work with.
“Well… no, I think our only option is to jump start the engine, and let the alternator recharge the battery.”
>”You could take Betsy, that’ll take less that waitin’ for the battery.” Applejack says.
“I’ll rather not have to put out an electrical fire while driving.”
>”Eh, good point, that ain’t exactly easy to do.” Applejack says.
>You look up from your car to see if she’s just fucking with you.
>Either she isn’t, or she has one hell of a poker face.
>Considering the circumstances, you’re guessing the former.
>”In any case, we’ve a couple hours ‘till sunset, so we’re probably fine.” Applejack comments, sounding not entirely sure of it herself.
>”See, this is the reason I need a car.” Applebloom says to nobody in particular.
>Applejack looks at her with an unamused expression.
“No, no, the kid has a point.” You jokingly add.
>”Shame I lost the keys to mine.” Mac offhandedly comments.
>You’re kind of annoyed that you learned more about these guys on the last week that the past two years you known them
“Alright, since when do you have a car? You walk everywhere.” You ask.
>”Since eleven years ago, and I like walkin’.” Mac responds.

>>28466963
>Eleven? Who the hell would give a car to a—Oh.
>Yeah, you better keep that one to yourself.
>“Thing is, I dunno where I left my keys at, and it’s been sittin’ for around a month, so even if we found ‘em, it may not start.”
“We’re in luck, then, because I know how to hotwire a car.”
>”Do I even wanna know what you use that for?” Applejack asks, in a wary way.
>Ironic, considering she’s the one that thought you how to break glass without making noise.
>It’s a useful skill to have when you lock yourself out you need to get into your house without waking up the neighbors.
>Which would be more useful if they didn’t live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
“My car keys broke, and the keysmith was a half an hour drive away, so I looked up how to hotwire a car. That’s good enough for ya?”
>”…Alright, I believe ya. For now.”
>You look at Applebloom, who responds by shaking her head in annoyance.
“Right then, I’m gonna need wire cutters, a screwdriver, and electrical tape, possibly some rubber gloves, as well.”
>”I’ll get them.” Applebloom says, walking towards the shed you work on.
>Applejack follows behind her, probably to help her carry the stuff.
>That leaves you alone with Mac.
“So, where’s your car? You’d figure that after two years I would’ve seen it.”
>Mac motions to follow him, and you do so.
>After following a dirt road to the back of the property, you notice an old utility shed in the distance.
>And by “old”, you mean the paint’s flacking and the hinges are rusty as all hell.
“Well, no one can say you don’t store your cars properly, eh?”
>Mac doesn’t respond, and grabs hold of one of the door handles.

>>28466969
>”Give me a hand here, this thing’s rusted to hell and back.” He says, pointing to the other door.
>You grab onto the other handle and give it a good push, confirming that it’s pretty much rusted in place.
“This opens to the inside, right? I don’t want to be pushing on this thing to find out it’s pull only.”
>”It’s push.” He says, before putting his shoulder against the door.
>You should probably do better if you used both your hands instead.
>”You ready? Mac asks.”
“Whenever you are, big guy.”
>Mac starts pushing against the door, as you do the same.
>And motherfucker is this thing heavy.
>The fact that it hasn’t been oiled in this century probably doesn’t help either.
>After a good deal of effort from the both of you, you manage to force the doors open.
>And inside the shack is a 1981 Mazda Familia station wagon with an unpainted fender.
>The effort was not worth the result, to be honest.
“So, I almost threw a disk for a Familia... Not exactly something I thought I’ll ever say.”
>Before you can start complaining again, you hear footsteps behind you.
>You turn around to see Applebloom carrying a screwdriver and clippers, and Applejack some rubber gloves, along with a wheelbarrow with the apple crates strapped on top.
“Took you long enough.” You jokingly say.
>Applejack grabs the gloves and tosses them to you.
>You catch them in midair, then put them on.
>”Is that a Familia..? Wow, that’s horribly anti-climactic.” Applebloom says.
“Tell me about it.”
>”Least the color’s nice.” Applebloom adds.
>Considering they only made the Mazda 6 on Cherry Black, it’s obviously aftermarket, though.
>”Hey, you two done gawkin’?” Applejack asks, trying to hurry you along.
“Oh, right.” You say, before making your way to the car.
>You try to open the door, but it turns out it’s locked.
>Figures.
>”Yeah, that’s one of the reasons I never drive this thing.” Mac says.

>>28466976
>Well, it’s a good thing these things are pretty thick.
>You rethink your course of action and decide it’s probably better to smash the window in with the screwdriver.
“Hey ‘Bloom, pass me the screwdriver?”
>”I’m on it.” She says, before walking up to you.
>After smashing the window in and unlocking the door, you start checking for spare keys around.
>Sadly, it seems Mac lost the only copy.
“Right, I’m gonna need to hotwire this thing. Who has the wire cutters?
>”I got ‘em.” Applebloom says, handing them to you.
>As you get under the steering wheel, you notice Applebloom looking over your shoulder.
“’Bloom, after this, if I find out you got a bunch of cool cars laying around, I’m calling the cops.” You say to her.
>”Y’mean after we took ‘em around the block, right?”
“Of course I do.” You respond.
>You dismantle the steering column, and start looking for the electrical wire bundle.
“Really wishing I had the owner’s manual right about now.” You say to yourself.
>You strip a bit of the isolation of what you hope are the battery wires, and tape two together, and do the same to the ignition wire.
>You touch the sides of the remaining wires together, and hear something click above you.
“Hey, are the lights on?” You say to Applebloom.
>She leans over you, trying to get a better view of the dash.
>“Yeah, all of them, why?” She responds.
>Good, so you got the right ones.
“That’s great, give me a second.” You say, before touching the wires tips with each other.
>You hear the car engine roar to life, and rev it a bit to make sure it doesn’t stall.
>After making sure it’ll keep running, you tape the end of the wires, then step out the car.
>“Heck, you made that look easy.” Applejack comments.
“The hardest part is not getting electrocuted, if you ask me.” You respond.

>>28466980
>”Don’t you need to unlock the steering whe—“
>Applebloom is interrupted by you reaching into the car and pulling on the steering wheel as hard as you can, breaking the steering lock.
>”Nevermind then.” She says.
>“Well, that’s that, I reckon.” Mac says.
“Pretty much, yeah. Now I just need you two to pack those in, and I’m out of here.”
>Mac looks pensive for a second, before addressing you again.
>”Hey, Anon, I’ve done some thinkin’, and, well… I thought you should probably let me deliver these by myself.”
>”So you ARE trying to take my job.” You say, after a short pause.
>Mac chuckles to himself, before Applejack turns to him.
>”Mac, what are you talkin’ about?” She says.
>”Well, y’see, the thing is that technically, Anon’s not workin’ right now, so I can’t in good conscience have him runnin’ errands for me.”
“Mac, look, I appreciate it, but it’s what I’m here for.”
>”No, you’re here to hang with Applebloom. Besides, like I said, I just don’t feel cuttin’ down on your free time is right.”
>To be honest, it’s kinda hard to disagree with someone who’s two heads taller than you.
“Well, um… thanks, Mac. I don’t know what to say, really.”
>”Don’t worry about it.” He responds.
>”Well, if you’re goin’, I’m goin’ too.” Applejack pipes up.
>Mac looks at her, to which she simply responds to by crossing her arms.
>”A’ight.” Mac finally answers.
>You turn to Applebloom, who’s slightly less confused about the situation that you are.
>Just slightly, though.
>”Never thought I’d hear ya say you were goin’ to leave me to take care of the house.” Applebloom says to Applejack.
>Applejack scrunches up, as if she just realized that, but her expression goes back to normal not much after.
>”I think you’re old enough to take care of ya yerself. Besides, you have Anon around, so it’ll be fine.”
>Never thought you were going to hear her say that.

>>28466982
And that's all I have for tonight, folks.

Took me a while to show up, didn't it?

>>28466989
>Took me a while to show up, didn't it?

Yes, that's a paddlin'.

>>28466915

>>28467826

>>28468577
Sauce please.

>>28470193
in the filename

>>28469195

>>28470962
Well, that's embarrassing.

>>28464456
Are you trying to say I'm not gonna end my story? Huh bitch?

>>28472008
I'm saying everyone's gonna get arrested.

1v1 me in robocraft faget

>>28472724
Luna was supposed to get arrested but I thought it made more sense for her to care about job more since that was character for her most of her story.

>>28473006
I mean celestia cared more about her job.

>>28473018

>>28466989
Damn, thanks for all the green

>>28407733
Am I they only one obsessing over this image or is it just old news?

>>28474231
It is very clear how we feel about older women.

>>28464392
Green with Fluttershy in the middle while she is eating out Sweetie Belle and Anon fucking Fluttershy from behind.

>>28476478

>>28477829

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>>28466989
Better than never showing up at all, nice update though. Looking forward to more.

>>28479222
That's adorable.

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>>28480007
It was less adorable before i went and used my professional paint skills on it

>>28480034
That's from the zap apples episode, isn't it?

>>28478876

>>28480518
Family Appreciation day

>>28481667
That's the one.

>>28484148

>>28482501
>fat chicks

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>>28484912
Okay

>>28485341
>large ladies

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>>28485781
If you insist

>>28407521

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>>28485901

>>28485901
>big girls

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>>28487533
for you

>>28489020
Agreed

>>28487951
>Chunky chicas

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>>28490914
They will love your meat, you dashing rogue you

>>28491413
Curvacious mares

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>>28491429
The better to breed with

>>28491444
Nice trips.
Females of generous proportion.

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>>28491464
And generous with love

>>28489020

Mango senpai where are you

>>28492291

>>28493074
Mango always takes a while, but he always shows up.

>>28493074
He's usually posting in other threads. He gets into stories hard and focuses on them.

>>28496604

>>28497417

>>28498970
qt bump

>>28498970
The only thing that makes her look old is the shawl and glasses. FRAUD.

>>28499713
Well, she does lift, that probably helps her stay in shape.

Also the fact that earth ponies only age when they feel like it, apparently.

>>28501055
I always figured Harshwhinny as more of a pantyhose gal, to be honest.

Man, thread's been pretty slow lately, huh?

>>28502772
We're all just feeling like dust in wind.

>>28505160
Yeah, sorry about that, I've been sick as fuck these last three days and the effects of the medicine only last for so long, y'know?

>>28504558

>>28507370
I really want a green where Rumble starts getting puberty and he ends up realizing the funny feelings he has for Flitter is love.

>>28506711

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>>28507428
hidden bump

>>28510245
Source?

>>28510648
It's an edit from this comic by Pencils
>https://derpibooru.org/1206723

>>28407521
Is there a full picture of this mare?

>>28511844
Yup. It's on the artist's tumblr mcsweezy.tumblr.com, but beware of anthro.

>>28511959
U-unf...

>>28509262

>>28511959
It's not all bad

>>28512951
I like it on a style by style basis, I was just warning the people who don't like it.

>>28512977
people get triggered by Anthro are retarded.

>>28513937
Yeah, I never quite got the hate for anthro, besides the
>no hooves
meme shit.

>>28508087
very territorial

>>28437354
UNF. After Anon Pie let her hair down, Cloudy Quartz has never looked so damn fine.

>>28514863
Does it bother you at all that she essentially turned from "old timey mother" to "fetishistic ass-kicking soldier"? Like, I can get expanding upon her character, but she's essentially a different pony than on the show.

Anyone mind if someone new to writing tries something out later?

>>28516426
Green is always welcome. Go for it

>>28408441
Armchair moderating armchair moderators is a bannable offense

>>28515966
Eh, it's not really that big of a deal, it's more interesting than having her sit around the entire comic screaming at Gypsies, if you ask me.

>>28445909

SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

>>28515526

>>28517871

>>28519070

>>28520880
Bed bump

>>28522285
I don't know whether to call the police or grab a camera.

>>28523470
Both

>>28523996
I like the way you think.

>>28525400

>>28525400
>>28526083

>>28508087
Now I want a tiny Scootaloo.

>>28513937
>>28514170
People including myself don't like anthro since its just shit generic furry porn, creeps me out with a pone head on a shit huge tits human body with a shit human vagina.

>>28528082
I dunno, calling all anthro genetic furry shit seems a bit harsh if you ask me, but hey, you do you.

Also, someone needs to post some green, we're starting to really go off-topic here.

>>28528424
I can't say i agree with it being harsh more like just how it is to me considering the similarities. But you are correct with the thread being derailed and just a bump thread since writefags MIA so I'll make an attempt at something. I'm not sure what I'm doing or where its really going to go, Definitely Male anon with a filly though since there is a distinct lack of it. might do some herd-shit thing with Rarity and sweetie, so a father daughter/mother thing y/y?

>It hasn't been too long since i turned up in Equestria and considering how these little ponies' society didn't deviate from the Human norm all too often, I think it'd be fair to say I've acclimated quickly and just kept on as i hadn't been transported to some kind of alternate über colourful universe of talking Equine, without my permission.
>One of the more.. Challenging things about Equestria is the complete lack of clothing or discretion in general about their genitals being a near constantly visible feature.
>Recently its become a bigger issue while working with Rarity and watching Sweetie with her. Constantly having plot exposed and it being a bit too close to my face is going to garner a reaction eventually, although it didn't exactly take long for me to get over the whole ponies thing It seems age isn't much of an issue when it comes to ponies either. Which was an interesting development while walking up the stairs behind sweetie not too long ago.
Pretty sure i write like a turbo autist

boop

>>28529343

>>28528645
Eh, it happens every once in a while, it's not exactly a common fetish, so people aren't exactly lining up to write for the thread.

And you're doing fine, you should keep at it.

>>28511818
Harsh Lovin' is one hell of a good comic.

>>28531508

>>28533138

Wasn't one guy going to write a story based on what was decided on a poll? Whatever happened to him?

Anybody remember that CYOA some guy made about mare mayor and anon like a month ago? Did he ever finish it?

>>28534670
Sounds familiar, what was it about?

>>28535306
Was about a teen anon meeting mayor mare at the bar.

>>28536439

>>28516426
>Papers rustled around the cramped office in a discordant clamor of bureaucratic progress.
>Despite the tedious methodical nature of your work sorting deeds and other assortments of official documents, you were at ease.
>Some may call what you did boring; certainly most of the ponies you had met thus far would implicate such in more or less respectful terms.
>You smirk to yourself as the thought recalls your first days in Equestria to the forefront of your mind.
>At first it had all been too much to take in.
>The stark bright pastel color palette of which everything seemed to be comprised of, the bouncy energetic ponies whom seemed to have no concept of "quiet", and most of all their accompanying insatiable curiosity and nosiness had almost driven you to the point of insanity.
>So it had come at no surprise that you had eventually found yourself here in your search of refuge.
>The seat of stability, order, and silent efforts upon which the foundation of all of Ponyville was made.
>The unremarkable yet sizable government offices.
>Despite the relatively small and dedicated working staff they had accepted you with open hooves.
>Surprisingly the amount of work these ponies suffered through was staggering at times, even in comparison to human terms.
>... Which is probably why it had been so easy to get a job. They had too much paperwork to deal with to afford turning away anyone willing.
>Mayor Mare chastised you out of your idle introspective reverie with a sly grin and observant comment.
>"Looking for someone Anon?" she noted casually from a desk over.
>You kicked yourself internally as you realized you had been staring at her during your reflections.
>Not that she was exactly unpleasant on the eyes you noted to yourself in afterthought.
"Heh, sorry. I get a little lost sometimes I suppose. Blame the human in me."
>She chuckled in response, adjusting her spectacles as she continued to stamp official documents.

>>28537359
>"Ah yes, because I'm sure sorting ledgers is positively riveting for everypony involved."
>You smile, amused by her dry wit.
>Out of everypony that you had the pleasure of interacting with so far it had become obvious that the one you would eventually end up gravitating towards was the one who thought before she spoke, and only did such when she had something worth saying.
>The aged and charming Mayor of Ponyville, Mayor Mare. The latent redundancy in that title always managed to elicit a giggle from you as well.
>You often wondered if any of them ever realized their names were blatant caricatures of themselves.
"Oh, are you saying you don't enjoy this May? Perhaps I should vote for someone else next election then."
>Not being able to stand repetitiveness of course, you had given many of the equines nicknames.
>While some thought you a queer fellow for it, most just passed it off as an odd human custom.
>She let out a reserved laugh at the jest. "If someone wanted this job you know I would be more than glad to give it to them Anon. Sadly it seems I've been typecasted for the role."
>Oh lord. It was hard not to snort at that. If only you knew how right you were.
"What about me? I could throw my hat in the ring." You remark.
>"Ponyville would be razed to the ground in a week Anon." She replied pointedly.
"2 weeks."
>"A few hours."
"A day?"
>"Literal minutes."
>Both of you watched each other with sternly locked gazes before breaking into simultaneous smiles.
>And this was how most of your weeks passed. Sharing an office with May the two of you toiled away at the eternal piles of work trading thoughts at each other from time to time to break up the mindless monotony.
>All in all it was a comfortable way of living.
>Unlike the hustle and bustle of a world which was only now a faint memory life here was peacefully content in comparison.
>You made a modest amount of money but rarely needed it anyways, most were too welcoming to begrudge the use of such.

>>28537368
>You had a quaint house but it was roomy enough to suit your minimalistic purposes.
>There was however something that was bugging you, a tug in the corner of your mind.
>Shuffling a stack of financial accounts over to one of the many overflowing "To Be Sorted" boxes you let out a sigh.
>She glances up at you idly, her pure blue irises shooting you a questioning look.
>"Bit for your thoughts?"
>Shrugging, your fingers twirl one of the fountain pens dexterously in hesitance.
"Do... Do you ever feel lonely?"
>"I would have thought you were beyond stereotypical notions that just because I'm professional that I'm beyond emotion Anon." She leveled a judging look at you playfully.
>Welp, you had walked into that one headfirst.
"I mean, in the friends kind of way." You accompany the halfhearted explanation with a vague hand motion in the air.
>Her muzzle cocks to the side, expressing her confusion.
"It's just that I've been here for a few months now, and I know so many peo- ponies," The odd terminology was a pain to get used to. "but I feel as if I don't really... You know?"
>Truly, you were the master of description. The audience would weep at your soliloquies of passion.
>Your brow pulls together as you struggle to relate into words the feelings that had been tormenting you as of late.
"I talk to others, some I'd even call friends, but every interaction just feels... Only skin deep. I'm alone in a sea of friends. If that makes sense."
>She went quiet for a while, only the slight ruffling of the pages of a ledger to even note she was still stewing in her own thoughts.
>You feel as if the silence created by the confession is maddeningly awkward, and it seems to press in on you.
"I'm sorry, that was rather perso-"
>"No." She cuts you off forcefully before softening her voice. "No it's fine Anon. I wouldn't be Mayor if I couldn't help others with their problems."
>She turns a page, taking a moment to collect her thoughts.

>>28537374
>"It's just that oddly enough, I can relate."
>Well, that was unexpected.
>Jabbing her hoof at a cabinet set against the far wall she brings your attention to a faded gray photo of a group of ponies standing outside a school of some sort.
>"Graduating class of '56. Can you guess how many of them I still talk to?"
>You turn back to her, shrugging.
>"Not a single one. And that's not born out of hate or going our separate ways, I was just never social to begin with."
>With a wave of her hoof she indicates the forlorn office around you.
>"In a way it's why I was attracted to this job. Of course I communicate with many ponies, but generally only to hear out their complaints about the city. And it's hard to get to know others when you're giving a speech at an imposing podium."
>She returns to her robotic work, flipping the pages and making quick notes randomly in the margins.
"Well, that doesn't exactly help my problem though, now does it?"
>She smirks a bit at the comment but doesn't respond.
"Thank you. It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one."
>This time she flashes you a genuine smile. "Of course, anytime Anon."
"But, I would have honestly thought you were one of the most popular ponies here in town, are you telling me you don't know a single one?"
>She giggles, "No, no, I'm not that much of a complete recluse. But my circle of true acquaintances is certainly diminutive."
"What about a sir? Or missus, even?"
>Letting out a hearty laugh, "Oh shush you! Now you're just insulting me. I'll have you know I was certainly a catch in my formative years."
"That implies you aren't now."
>The slight tint of a rosy blush became evident in her cheeks as she sputtered a response, caught off guard by the remark.
>"Phbth, bu- Quiet you! If this is a ploy to get a raise I'll have you know it won't work, many have tried."
"It's certainly getting a raise out of you though, thats for sure~" You jest coyly.

>>28537378
>The red deepened as she grumbled and returned to focusing on the papers before her.
>Time passed slowly as the numbers and words before you ran together in a confusing discordant dance.
>You rubbed your temples as a headache pounded against them in bright flashes of searing pain.
>She pauses in her work, a worried look splayed across her face.
"Ah, just a headache, nothing serious."
>"I'm sorry, would you like to leave early?"
>Gesturing to the window you point out the gathering storm clouds outside, the first drips of water dashing themselves against the pane of glass in wet genocide.
"I'm not exactly sure that would be a good idea right now."
>Her brow furrows in confusion as she gazes out the window in thought.
>"I didn't think a storm was planned today."
"They can't control everything."
>"Fair point, it's just unexpected."
>Her expression wilted a bit.
>"And I was looking forward to watering my garden..."
>Your mind spurs into action at the opportunity.
>Rainy day? Check. Long work hours? Check. Cute mare? Definitely check.
>There were prime mischief making possibilities right here, oh yes indeed.

Alright, all I have so far. Thoughts? Worth continuing? Am I trash?

>>28537386
You're not trash, seems sweet so far. More?
For the love of god, MORE!

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>>28537386
I actually really like it. Nice change of pace. Hope to see more

Did the writer of that green about Apple Bloom sneaking into a gloryhole-booth (and unknowingly sucking off her brother) make a pastebin for that story?
Couldn't find it in the pastebin archive

>>28540055
What he said.

>>28540055

>>28543228
Who has the dick here?

>>28407521

>>28543690
obviously futaloo

>>28534656
You find the poll, I'll finish auntie Luna, and write the top pick.

>>28547250
I think it was this one.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10972535

>>28547743
You weren't supposed to find it. I'm tipsy. I'll write tomorrow.

>>28550538
It just so happened to be the only link I had of Strawpoll in my browser history.