RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

That fresh nerdmare smell.

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>teat-twisting general

>>28403006
Meh. Get some new material if you're going to keep shitposting.

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>>28403078

>>28402974
>tfw you will never twist a mare's teats
Life is suffering.

>>28402974
Shouldn't some of the older ones be used for OP pic instead of the ones that were just used?

>you will never DM for a group of fillies and colts so they experience the wonder of imagination

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>>28403174
I want to fluster tough mares.

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>>28403301
Me too.

>>28403354
You forgot to censor your lewds.

>>28403354
>hoof-holding
F-fuck...

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>>28403301
I want to pamper a mare in a society biased against her.

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>>28403505
That sounds nice.

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>>28403354
>>28403413
>>28403502
>raw, uncensored hoof holding

Enjoy that ban

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>>28403543
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>28402805
She doesn't live with me. She lives with her dead beat boyfriend. And sad thing is, she's older than me.

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>Applejack will never help out lifting or pulling heavy things no matter how much you protest
>She will never have the uncanny ability to know when you're about to do some hard work and pop up in time to pitch in
>You will never be half-way through building a fence when Applejack trots up the road and offers to let you hold the boards for her while she hammers the nails in
>She will never be the friendliest, most well-meaning, most paradoxically-condescending mare in town

>>28403006
He sis what did you use to make your gifs?
I'm a nub and need to be spoonfed

Hey [RGRE], have there been any Starlight stories? or is she to new to the cannon for her character to have filtered into your focus?

>>28404169
>You will never flip out at her attempts to help you and spend the rest of your life being a miserable spaz because you lack the capacity for basic reasoning
>Also, something about a giant apple
>RGRE

>>28404169
Now I want Appulstalker

>>28404200
A lot of the Anons are too lazy to catch up the the show.

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>"S-so...You'll tell me about your world but only if I sit in your...lap? and, c-cuddle the entire time?"

>>28404216
Don't even watch it.
My Little Pony, not even once.

>>28404239
That's awfully FEMININE of her

>>28404239
>>28404252
>"B-But ponies are looking, Anon! You can't just... really? It's the only way? Oh geez..."

>>28404259
It's feel like RGRE is losing it's focus

>>28404271
My god I can't type. Feeling like. Not its feel

>>28404271
What did I say?
What did I say a few threads back?
RGRE IS BECOMING AiE.
Just look at this
>>28404239
>>28404259

>>28404287
>2 Anons having fun
>"Noo my world is falling apart."
Stallions, amirite?

>>28404296
Attagirl, that's more like it.

>>28404296
This is why stallions don't work in big businesses. They get too emotional.

>>28404328
Can't make rational decisions when all you can think of is shoes and cuddling.

>>28404287
That's because some posters would get pissy when Anon let himself get pushed around, so now all the mares do is be cute and disagreeable.

>>28404378
Fuck them, or tell them to piss off.
We can write whatever we want as long as it follows the general concept.

>>28404378
So wish fulfillment like AiE.

>>28404287
>RGRE is becoming AiE

>>28404410
The end is near,
REPENT, REPENT AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR MALE DOMINANT GENDER ROLES.
REVERSED GENDER ROLES IS THE ONLY WAY.

Just kidding.
Though, the thread is recovering still.
Need to wait for the REEEEEfags to get the fuck out.
Don't need those ziggers screaming everytime baby don't want puddin.

>>28404389
>Implying RGRE isn't wish fulfilment.
>Implying anon can't just grab his crotch and mare's cum running.

>>28402974
Burbs update, all the feathers!

>Before you know it Fluttershy holds up a wing as she looks around the tree you’ve both landed on.
“Whats going on? Why’d we stop?”
>Shy ignores you looking over the branch then back at the trees you’ve passed.
“Shy?”
>”I don’t get it, the trail just stops here.”
“Think he might have dropped down?”
>Shaking her head Shy points at the branch she was looking at, “No, see here? There would have been gouges, but instead it’s almost as if he-”
>A drip of water splashes on the branch you’re both looking at.
>No wait, that’s not water, it’s too viscous.
>Eyes widening in surprise you both slowly crane your heads up to the source of the drool.
>There you can only see the canopy of leaves except for two glowing green eyes that stare at you with a hunger born of madness and cunning.
>A low growl comes from those eyes as they slowly move closer towards you.
>Why aren’t you moving?!
>Y-you can’t.
>Those eyes, the way he’s staring you down.
>This must be what a mouse feels like as it’s death approaches.
>It’s only when you see the once familiar visage of Anon’s face, now with thick fur that lines his jaw and wooden bark that runs along his eyes and ears.
>An elongated hand covered with more of that strange living bark easily grasps one of the branches above you, the wood creaking from the sheer strength held in those limbs.
>You can make out small tatters of his hospital gown still framing his body, but instead of smooth skin you see a thick coat of brown fur.
>It’s like, like as if Anon had been fused with a timberwolf!
>Anon soon comes into arm's reach and you still can’t force yourself to fucking move!
>Come on!
>Soon enough the male rears back with his wooden claws ready to strike you down.
>When suddenly Fluttershy of all ponies jumps forward catching the males attention with her movement!

>>28404465
>As if a spell was broken you sleepily blink before jerking backwards with a squawk!
“What the hell!?”
>”Gilda!”
>The tone and sheer authority that rang from that voice makes you double take as you watch Fluttershy spread her wings wide keeping the attention of Anon on her.
>”You need to run!”
“Are you out of your mind!? Look at him!”
>”Gilda, I can’t keep him here forever, I need you to get Twilight! Now!”
“Shy come on, we can take him! Just keep doing that thing you’re doing and we got this!”
>”Not without hurting him, and if I even move my eyes he’s gone. Now go!”
>Your talons dig into the branch below you as you wrestle with your own pride at having to run with your tail tucked between your legs.
>”Gilda!”
“Augh! Don’t you dare die on me you stupid pony!”
>With a flap of your wings you take off making for Ponyville!
>Only for your paw to be yanked down from behind!
>Instinct directs your next movement as your talons rake behind you and a roar of pain is your answer.
>”Anon! Stop! Look at me! No!”
>Shy must have blinked or Anon broke free, but that doesn’t matter now as you and Anon both tumble down the tree.
>Branches slow you down, still the impact on hitting the forest floor itself is breathtaking as you can barely move.
>Anon is the same yet he manages to regain his footing looming over you teeth bared wide in a rictus grin of bloodfury.
>You struggle to catch your breath when Fluttershy manages to swoop down in front of you once again!
>You really need to stop getting saved by this mare, it’s going to hurt your street cred you know?
>As you shake that odd moment of introspection away you watch as Anon tackles Shy into the ground and claws fly at her!
>You can't see what he's doing to her but you have to stop him!
>You have enough time to lurge forward and shoulder tackle him into the ground!

>He didn't like that much as a fist comes Whirling around and you see stars.

>>28404471
>Stunned for a moment you have just a few seconds to watch as Anon takes off like he had a fire lit under him
>Damn it Fluttershy you better not be dead…
>Staggering to your feet you slowly walk to the yellow mound of your hunting partner and find her shakily getting to her hooves.
>Grunting you help steady her.
“Are you alright?”
>Fluttershy wipes at her face with her hoof where faint streaks of blood mar her fur.
>Wincing at the sting Fluttershy surprises you with a determined look and a nod.
>”We need to catch up with him, if you get him to lock eyes with me I think I can calm him down.”
“Shy we tried that, don't think it's going to work that well.”
>”No, I could feel it, Anon is still in there and he's hurt and confused. We just need to help him.”
>Letting out a sigh you screw your beak closed before finally looking away.
“Fine, I wanna help him, there up ahead there is his tracks.”
>Collecting yourselves you both follow the tail before they disappear once more up into the trees
>With a frustrated screech you claw at the tree leaving behind a trio of furrows deep in the bark.
“I hate this! AUGH!”
>“Don't worry Gilda I'm sure we can find him.”
“Oh of course we will, then I'm gonna strangle that idiot for making us trump through here in the middle of the night because of idiots at the hospital!”
>”That's the spirit!”
>You stare at the mare for a long moment prompting the mare to look around herself, “Is there something on my face?”
“No, just surprised you're not telling me off for wanting to hurt Anon once we find him.”
>At last understanding dawns on the mare as she covers her face with her wings, “Oh, well, uhm, I'm a bit...peeved with Anon as well, but hopefully once your doing that to him, that means we found him and saved him!’
>Oh Thoradin’s feathers the sheer positivity coming off the mare makes your stomach curl

>>28404483
>Even Rainbow did that a lot, but she was cool, so it evened out.”
“Sure, you help for following him again?”
>Closing her eyes Fluttershy hums to herself, ignoring your question.
“Fluttershy?”
>Cracking an eye open at you the yellow pegasus holds up a feather telling you to wait.
>You can hear more of her humming before she soon begins to whistle, loud and sharp!
>Your ears ring from the loud noise, before you can ask her what the heck that was all about you can hear it.
>A low rumble of thunder that echoes up from the woods.
>What did she do summon a thunderbird?
>Looking towards her you see Fluttershy standing at ease looking as if she was greeting an old friend.
>It's only when the thunder crests upon you do you realize you were only partially right.
>Bursting through the foliage come hundreds and hundreds of small birds from sparrows to pigeons and every other bird in between!
>Flying up to meet them all Fluttershy soon starts to chirp and cheep amongst them all as they fly around her in a sphere of feathers
>You can make out maybe every other word as all birds sprung from the same tongue, but so many dialects!
>A few of the smaller blue Jays land on your back tweeting a hello at you which you return with half hearted vigor.
>This, this is pretty impressive.
>Soon enough the flight of the birds ends as they soon scatter in all directions, most following where Anon had gone while others fly out in other directions.
>Landing on her hooves with a happy sigh Fluttershy looks over at you, “Hopefully my little friends will be able to find him as we search.”
“Where did you even learn to do that!?”
>”Oh well, I just asked for some help is all…”
“A few birds I could expect, but that many!?”

>>28404389
>So wish fulfillment like every general.

ftfy

>>28404491
>”I g-guess that their families were grateful? I m-mean I just asked is all.”
>Running a talon through your feathers you let out a chirp of exasperation.
“Okay, well, that'll help, just warn a bird when you're about to do that alright? Thought we had drawn a thunderbird towards us.”
>Fluttershy perks up at that looking excited, “Oh you mean Mr.Rumbles? He loves it when I bring him some fresh lightning in a bottle, epically if it's fresh.”
>She knows a thunderbird.
>She knows a thunderbird and calls it Mr. Rumbles..
>How can one mare be such a badass, but be such a wimp?!
>Freaking ponies
>”G-gilda? Are you 9kay, you've been staring at me like you've seen a ghost..”
“Nothing, it's nothing let's hurry up and find Anon okay?”
>Nodding her head Fluttershy soon takes the lead as you begin to track down Anon once again.

>It's as you both are resting in a tree from following after Anon does a small cardinal show up tweeting at you both impatiently.
>You're already off and into the air.
>Fluttershy comes up after you looking excited, “He's near the galloping gorge!”
“Good! Meet you there!”
>”Wait Gilda! “
>You’re impatient, you're tired and your back hurts
>It's being resolved tonight!
>The trees blur around you as you propel yourself harder after the galloping gorge section of the woods.
>That's when you start to hear angry chirping an- wow does that blue Jays really kiss her mother with that mouth?

>>28404505
>Down below you can see a small cloud of birds pecking and flying around a dark figure as it tries to swipe at the birds.
>You can just make out Anon's face amongst the dark and the flying menace
>He doesn't look hurt, more annoyed than anything else, still you need to get those birds off him.
>You hate doing this since you're so rusty, but here goes.
>You begin to caw and chirp at the birds below landing on a nearby tree branch.
>The birds fly up and away out of reach from Anon as most of them stare at you as if you'd grown a third head.
>One of them a little blue Jays lands next to you and chirps back, “Stop….beast…..why?”
“I've got it.”
>The bird tilts her head at you before Shrugging and takes off calling to the rest.
>You watch as Anon slowly looks around him before his eyes settle on you.
>Come on you big lug it's your friend, recognize me!
>You watch other neither of you willing to make the first move.
>Yet you know that if your going great to break the stalemate you need to show a bit of faith here.
>Come on Thoradin, help me out here…
>You drop down from the perch you had and kneel down trying to make yourself look as small as you can.
>Anon leers at you with a growl, you can see small cuts and scratches from the birds attack already healing before your eyes.
>Thought you had managed to scratch him yourself, but you can't see any hint of your marks on him either.
>Anon holds himself in a squat stance seeming to favor resting on his legs and keeping his knuckles on the ground to walk with.
>It almost reminds you of a gorilla from that time you visited the zoo in Las Pegasus.
>Bearing his teeth in a wide smile that looks like a rictus grin Anon rears back and pounds at his chest before slamming those powerful arms down with a solid thud.
>Note to self don't be caught by those grabbers of his.

>>28404385
>>28404432
I know right? One Anon posts a story where mares are sexist against story-Anon and everybody is all "oh why doesn't anon go innawoods or punch mares in the mouth until the problem goes away". It's like, do you want a story or not? Half the time the "why doesn't anon do bluh bluh bluh" is in response to something that only inconveniences Anon or is irritating/annoying (eg Twilight doesn't believe Anon's stories about his world and humors him because he's a colt, or Applejack doesn't let Anon do hard work on her farm because penis).

>>28404465
Oh heck yes, Comfy update!

>>28404510
>You however stay calm and low to the ground muscles tense as your instincts roar at you to challenge this male, to fight him, beat him and mount him!
>You’d love nothing more than to do that, but it’s not really Anon in there.
>Still the scent of his past efforts, the way he moves looking as indomitable as the mountains themselves.
>It’s such a tempting target…
>You ideally lick your lips and can feel your wings spread wide to show off their plumage to your mate.
>Yes, mate…
>Anon’s head perks up as you watch his nose sniff the air with long deep inhales.
>With a snort you watch as he shakes his head before roaring at you in challenge once more!
>This damn cock has to keep being such a tease, if he want’s to be a tease so much, then you’ll give him what he wants!
>Screeching back in return you coil your muscles and pounce atop of the rooster before you!

http://pastebin.com/TCcd1EUz Story Updated and I even included this one this time! Hope the update was worth it.

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>>28404483
>“Oh of course we will, then I'm gonna strangle that idiot for making us trump

>>28404524
>no anon, you are the timberwolf
>cliffhanger on possible(almost certain) lewd

why do you torture us so Comfy?

>>28404524
I tried to add you to the google doc as ComfyPlace because I didn't see you on there; hope I didn't fuck it all up.

>>28404216
A lot of the Anons haven't ever watched the show.

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>>28404483
>mad at him for getting infected with some weird magical bullshit
okay

>>28404505
>>Are you 9kay
4evr

>>28404505
>fresh lightning in a bottle, epically if it's fresh
So is fresh lightning in a bottle actually fresh or is it just false advertising half the time by flim and flam?

>>28404900
>"and now a word form our sponsors"

>mediocre jingle plays
>"Are you not quite the mare your meant to be?"
>"Do colts look at you funny as you walk by?"
>"Not feeling quite fresh down there?"
>"No worries with F&F's new patented 'Fresh Lighting' "
>"Once you pop its top, you just can't stop the drop"
>"Always be fresh with new 'Fresh Lightning' "
>mediocre jingle ends

>Alwaysgarunteedtobefresheverytime70%ofthetime
>Userof'freshligthing'assumesallresponcibilityfor'freshlightning'sapplication
>F&Fisnotliableforanyinjuriessustainedwhileusing'freshlighting'
>Pleasedrinkresponcibly

>>28403554
So l-lewd!
Unf! b-but... google fail me.
>>28404524
Awesome!

Not taking any chances with the amount of shitpost threads clogging the board tonight.

Bump.

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>>28406166
>6:29 AM
Ya well, what can I get done in an 8 hour day.

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>>28403354
Cute.

>>28406247
>Anon in 1920's reversed gender roles in Equestria
>Mares call Anon "toots"
>Anon finds work as a show"pony", dancing with a bunch of "flappers"; aka colts who drink, treat sex casually, and drive their own carriages
>Anon's secretly involved with an underground cider-trafficking business

>>28403521
Might I perhaps know where this image came from? I'd like to read more, if I could.

>>28404200
Not nearly enough. There's a good angle for someone wanting to come in and make a big splash.

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>>28406591

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>>28406247
I love classy mares.

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>>28407185
Bless you.

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>>28407199
I want cowboy rarity.

>>28407256
mfw cowfillies and cowcolts are slavers that specialize with Minotauren.

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>>28401013
>Be Anon.
>You and twilight are finishing up with the apples.
>Poor Twilight is sweating.
>She must not be used to using her magic this much.
>She puts the last basket away and the two of you walk to Applejack’s house.
>You knock on the door and granny Smith answers again.
>”Oh, hello again Mr. Tree” She says with a smile.
“Hello again, me and Twilight just finished up with the apples, you can let Applejack out now if you want. “
>She looks behind you towards the trees.
>”Well thank ya kindly, I’ll make sure they start kicking correctly again.”
“Ok, well me and Twilight will be off then.”
>You and twilight begin to walk off and you here granny Smith telling Aj and Applebloom how their lucky ‘Twilight came and calmed down the tree god! ‘.
>Twilight can’t help it, and starts to giggle.
>”Well then’ Mr. Tree' you ready to meet the rest of my friends?” Twilight says glancing at you.
“Ready whenever you are Mrs. Tree.”
>You say teasing the small unicorn.
>She yelps as you bind down and pick her up.
>”A-Anon! What are you doing!?”She says blushing.
“Well since I worked you so hard, I figured you could use a break.”
>”Anon, please put me down. This is emaresculating!”She pleads.
“Aww, but you’re so soft~. Can’t I carry you for a bit, pleeeease~.”
>She blushes harder.
>”O-Okay, but only till we’re out of the orchard. “ She stutters out laying her head on your arm.

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>>28407299
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Why is Anon so hard headed.
>Not that you hate being carried, but if somepony saw you’d die.
>He is nice though.
>And everypony seems to think you’re a couple.
>Would it be so wrong if you were?
>He doesn’t act snobby like most colt’s now a day’s.
>Your friends seem to like him so far. He even helped Applejack.
>Most colt’s would have just ignored her and Applebloom struggling.
>Your going to ask him!
“A-Anon?”
>”Yes Twilight?” He ask looking down at you with a smile.
“W-Would you… can we…”
>Come on mare! Mare up and ask him!
“WouldYouBeMyColtfriend!”
>Anon looks taken aback.
>Oh Celestia, you bucked up! He’s going to think you’re weird! He’ll never talk to you again!

>Be Anon
>Did Twilight just ask you to be her boyfriend?
>Maybe that wouldn’t be so bad.
>She seems chill, her friends are nice so far.
“Yes Twilight, I’ll be your ‘coltfriend’. “

>Be Twilight again.
>”Yes Twilight, I’ll be your ‘coltfriend'”
>He said yes? He said yes!
>You wrap your hoofs around him and hug him tightly.
>You’re so happy!
>You finally got a coltfriend! You can go on date’s, get married, start a herd!
>You let him go and lay back in your new coltfriends arm’s.

Ok, so I hope you guys liked this update. I hope I’m not rushing this, but if you guys don’t like it i could just trash this update and write a new one. Remember to give feedback I really do appreciate it and ask questions I’ll try to answer them if possible. Thanks you for reading.

>>28407299
Granny is the best.

>>28407299
>bind down
Was supposed to be.
>bend down
Sorry about that.

>>28407299
>>28407306
Plz moar I'm gonna die without it

>>28407324
I'll write moar, but i wanna make sure people like where its going.

>>28407336
Do I!

>>28407306
https://strawpoll.de/2fcr21w
Please vote here i need a bit of help for next update.

>>28407306
Write what you want to write man, as long as it doesn't look to bad we'll take it.
Don't pander to the audience too much.
It'll tire you out quickly.
Just write what you think is the best.
And then post it and ride the adoration/hate train.

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>"Captain Anon, what *is* this? I thought colts were supposed to be good with fashion! But you want us to paint our armor with green and brown splotches - How are the enemy supposed to know the Royal Equestrian Cavalry have arrived if the sun doesn't glint off our gold platemail?"
>"For that matter, these 'goons' you've issued us - I don't see how a tiny metal chunk can stop a griffon berserker. Even with our 'buy-yo-neets' attached, it lacks the sheer stopping power of a spear. With all due respect, perhaps you should step down and let the mares run the military? I'm sure Princess Celestia can give you a position as Mane Care Minister or something."
>"Captain? Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine. I'm just wondering why you chose to tell me this while I'm on the toilet."

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>>28408066
>Cavalry
Ponies riding ponies?

>>28408217
I just figured cavalry would be the pony word for infantry. But sure, why not.

>>28408066
>>28408217
>"Captain Anonymous! You've been dem-er, PROMOTED to 'pony carrier'! Now pick me up, soldier!"

>>28408257
>I just figured cavalry would be the pony word for infantry. But sure, why not.
>Ponies riding ponies?
Metacavalry? but why????????????

>>28407253
Oh deer.

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>>28407283
>mfw ponies actually have a client race that talks and shit but they treat them like pets and everyone is content with that.

>>28408616
Anon does that to ponies all the time. Would you go around petting and giving belly rubs to other humans?

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>>28408616
>>28408717
And ponies are ours, so it all checks out.

>>28408717
I would if I could
I'm lonely

>>28408730
No, the ponies take care of themselves.

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>>28408758
No, they're ours.

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>>28408787
I think you're in the wrong thread for that, little colt.

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>>28408810
Our little ponies.

>>28408810
>Not wanting to cuddle a mare despite her protests
>Not refusing to let her be the big spoon
>Not doting on her in front of her friends and generally acting emaresculating
What at you, gay?

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>>28408847
>not turning on her friends and embarrassing them too when they laugh at her

>>28408867
>Rainbow Dash points and laughs when you cradle Twilight and rub her belly.
>You put Twilight down on the chair beside you and advance on Rainbow Dash.
"Oh, so you want some too?"
>"Wh-what?"
>Rainbow Dash looks startled and increasingly nervous.
>"No! No, that's fine!"
>You scoop her up before she can react, much to the amusement of her friends.
"Who wants belly rubs?"
>"Let me go, you bastard!"
>Rainbow Dash squirms, but you still her with a nose boop.
"Whooooo wants belly rubs?!"
>"Stop treating me like a filly, Anon! I'm a mare!"
>You blow a raspberry on her belly.
>"A maaaaaaare!"
>Her friends never let her live it down.

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>>28408926
kek

>>28408926
>As soon as you let her go, Rainbow Dash trots out of the busy pub.
>She grumbles as she leaves, with her ears flopped down and her tail down low.
>"Give that colt one inch and he takes a mile. If he put as much effort into cooking me dinner as he did embarrassing me in front of my friends, we'd all be in a better place."

>>28407379
All of them.

>>28407379
None of them. Be a filthy Mono.

>>28408867
>"A-anon! The others are right here!"
>You slow your kissing and nibbling the neck of the blushing, colorful pegasus next to you as the other girls giggle to themselves around the diner booth.
>"Heh heh, havin' trouble keeping your colt under control, eh Rainbow?" Applejack snickers from her spot on your other side.
>Now, you stop, but don't pull your face from Rainbow's neck.
>Did Aj just imply they you could be controlled?
>Hmm.
>You pull away from a vaguely disappointed Rainbow to look at Applejack with a lopsided grin and a raised brow.
"Controlling type, hmm Jackie?"
>You don't give her a chance to reply as you lean closer, looming over her some.
>You push your chest out, making your already tight shirt groan at the seams.
>Thank you lack of internet for the mad gainz.
>Applejack looks between your smirking face and the easily visible muscle of your chest with only a tinge of pink on her cheeks.
"What would you do to someone like me, Jackie?"
>She blinks nervously. "W-what do ya mean..?"
"I mean..."
>You slide up to her, putting less than an inch between you and her.
>Her muzzle scrunches, nostrils flare, and face goes cherry red.
>Or apple red, rather.

1/?

>>28409545
>You'll thank Time Turner for recommending that pheromone preserving body wash later.
"What would a powerful mare like you, do to me, a silly colt, to put me in my place?"
>She gulps as sweat dots her brow. "Ah d-dont rightly understand the ques-!"
>The farmer's statement falls silent as you pull her chin up with a single finger, forcing her eyes into yours.
>You grin, showing off your wide array of teeth.
>She shudders, but doesn't look away.
"What sort of fantasies do you have, I wonder..." You muse aloud, trailing your finger up to a twitching, orange ear. "You're a strong mare, Applejack. It's only natural that a normal stallion would find himself happily under you, figuratively and literally."
>You lean forward, so close that you can feel the heat radiating from her face.
"I can only wonder, maybe even fantasize what that would be like… To have a powerful, robust mare like you."
>Your lips are scant millimeters from the orange mare's as you talk.
>Her tongue darts out to wet her lips
>Suddenly, you pull back, leaving Applejack visibly confused and disappointed.
"Oh. Wait. I do know what that's like."
>You throw an arm around Rainbow, careful to avoid her rigid, throbbing wings.

2/3

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>>28409555
>The colorful mare blinks as if in a daze, then buries her muzzle into your side with a long *Sniffffff!* sound.
>Her tail flicks and you swear you can HEAR her wings pulse with her heartbeat.
>Looking around, you see Twilight and Fluttershy both looking away, blushing furiously and wings fully extended.
>Rarity is fanning herself with a napkin and desperately avoids eye contact.
>”Aww. I thought things were gunna get hot!”
>Pinkie, par for the course.
>Finally, you look at Applejack again, who is holding her hat over her face even though her blush is reaching all the way down to her neck.
>”U-u-uh…”
>Who..?
>You look up, your eyes meeting the mortified waiter colt with a tray of food balanced on his back.
>”I-I’ve got e-everyponies orders h-here,” he says, crossing his hindlegs and fighting a stutter.
>You give him a sincere smile.
“Thank you! You girls ready?”
>You’ll give this guy a nice tip for putting up with you.

3/3

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>>28409564
nailed it

>>28409564
Seriously cute.

>>28409564
nof my nigga i love you

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>>28409564
EXCELLENT

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>>28410046
>you will never make your waifu cry tears of joy

>>28410078
>you will never be a tsundere husbando

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>>28410090
cant i be a deredere husbando

Question!
What would ponywaifu do if she find you and your best coltfriend, snuggling on the couch.
Touching each other's hoofs and grabbers?
Giving him bellyrubs?
Ear scratches?
Hugging?

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>>28409564
>teasing tough, conservative farm mares mercilessly with your masculine wiles

NOF is dead; long live NOF

>>28408066
>Captain being in charge of a core.
Whew. Atleast pretend to know rank structure.

>Anon not just showing them what a gun can do.

>>28410873
> core
> c o r e

But besides that, "captain" was historically a much higher & quite independent rank in earlier times.

>>28410873
>>28410940
>not being a marshal

>>28410963
I don't know what branch uses that, but I don't like it.

We need more ponies entranced by Anon's scent.

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>>28411326
I've always found ponies being more 'in-tune' with that animalistic side than humans are to be pretty adorable.

Adds another layer to their cuteness.

>>28411404
I like the "in touch with their animalistic side" thing too.
>Anon hands a cookie to, say, Twilight
>She sniffs it instinctively before taking a bite
Adorable

>>28411450
>>28411404
>ponies tilt their heads when theyre confused

>>28411623
>Ponies. being as expressive as they are, have advanced vocal cords.
>They can talk, sing, whistle, mewl, purr, yelp, yip, chirp, coo, whine, neigh, whinny, and other sounds.
>Talking to a pony is anywhere from perfectly clear to total guesswork because of this.

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>>28411678
Ponies sound like little bundles of adorable fun.

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>>28411404
"Hey, uh, Spits? You sure about this? I could just shower..."
>The gold pegasus's tongue stops on your bare back, before it retracts totally.
>"Anon, I don't mind. I enjoy cleaning you, really. I don't fuss when you help me preen or wash my mane."
"Well, yeah. But I'm not running my tongue over parts of you that aren't your crotch. Don't I taste bad?"
>You hear a snort of laughter. "Baby, if you tasted bad, I wouldn't do it."
>Yeah, yeah. Not the first time you've hear the "I'm fine with this" line.
"You sure?"
>In the quiet bedroom, you hear the sound of wings ruffling in annoyance.
>Before Spitfire, you had no idea what gestures like that meant. She was the only pony patient enough to explain it all.
"Alright..."
>The wet muscle continues up your back to your neck, then repeats,
>Before long, she's finished with your back and comes to your front, sitting in your lap without any hesitation.
>This time, she starts at your neck and works her way down.
>You just hug her as close as you can without impeding her movement.
>These wacky ponies and their adorable customs...

1/1

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>>28411819
You're on a roll tonight, NOF.

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>>28411819
That's some good work there NOF

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>>28410873
>Captain being in charge of a core

>>28410873
Shining Armor was a Captain, and was basically in charge of the entire Royal Guard. "Captain of the Guard". That's Canon.

It's also historically accurate for a Captain to be very high ranking, as >>28410940 says. Remnants of which can be seen in the difference between the comparative authority in the infantry and naval ranks of Captain.

Sometimes someone in a similar position to Shining would be a "Captain-General" which would get shortened to Captain (this was the case in Lord of the Rings for "Captain" Boromir)

>>28411017
>>28410963
Marshal is usually shorthand these days for Field Marshal or General Field Marshal, which is equivalent to a 5 Star General. They're generally the tip top of the command chain in European armies.

And Marshal is an even more appropriate rank name for Equestria than most others, as it originally specified an officer who was in charge of the stables/horses/cavalry of a medieval lord. It literally translated as "horse servant".

Constable also derives from a horse related rank, "Count of the Stables"

This has been your rank titles trivia for the evening.

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>>28411678

Anything to draw? Maybe any ideas for Bomb Shell drawings?

>>28412441
Bombshell ogling a stallion walking by, not paying attention to her surroundings, and slamming into an open door.

>>28412441
Anon becoming a cultist for Nightmare Moon when she appears in the first episode.

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>>28412542
I want to make nightmare babies with her.

>>28407306
for the love of all that is holy, please stop putting apostrophes in before any ending s, it's really jarring and driving me nuts, and about the only real complaint I have about your writing.

>>28412637
Really wish more people would point shit like this out in stories instead of just throwing out 'more pls' or 'keep going' like starving animals.

>>28409545
>groan at the seams

I hate it when my shirts groan at me. Rarity's been using too many magical fibres.

>>28412674
Can you blame them?
Your story is good and for what it looks like, it's taking a turn to a new dimension of RGRE; Turning Twilight, from a evil mastermind to a nerdy lovely character that had the ovaries to ask Anon to be his coltfriend.
This from my side is good and unexploted.
And i've been here since the first chacter of LaP, passing from the timid Anon to the Cuck phase and the druid Anon.

Keep up the good work.
We love you.

>>28412441
Anon lying on a towel at the beach, a blushing Bombshell with a sunscreen bottle in her hooves.

>>28404583
>>28404524

Actually Comfy, I started reading the Touching Wings Pastebin after making that post 'cuz I wasn't around for the first part and noticed that it starts off kinda without context.

After searching around on desuarchive, it looks like you missed the first post of the story when you binned it.

Here's the original archive post if you want to bin it and for some reason lost the original.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26838200/#26855328

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>>28412441
Big butted Shell taking Anon for a ride.

>>28413136
Um, what kind of ride..?

>>28413216
Tricycle.

>>28413226
Sounds logical. Okay, 2 out of 4 done. I'll upload them and finish 2 left ones soon. And sorry beforehand for a not so good paper

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>>28409179
While i appreciate a good write friend's opinion, pic related.

>>28407306
Ok I won't be updating the story today. Instead I'm going to write a birthday lewd when i wake up. I also thought of a name, let me know if you like it or not. I am closing the strawpoll, flutter butter won.

>>28412637
Can you give a example please? It really would help.

>>28413271
>That wasn't me.
Wait.
Then who was it?

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>>28412717
That wasn't me but thank you! Honestly I've been here for awhile to, my favorite story's are Wardrobe Malfunction At Canterlot High, and the story where Anon is Twilight's dad because her mom got fucked during some summoning ritual. Sadly neither were complete... Fucking scruffy, W.M.A.C.H was just getting good!

>>28413277
I have no idea.

>>28413273
>>28413286
>my favorite [story's]
I think he meant this.
The plural form of 'story' is 'stories'
When you have a [y] at the end of a word, the typical plural form becomes [-ies], not [-'s]

>>28413289
Can you tell us where you ended?
That would help

>>28413286
I miss Amphetanon too.

>>28407379
Here after the strawpoll... I also should use a different strawpoll site.

>>28413357
Was ment for>>28413297
Sorry.

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>>28412465
>"Was it worth it, Shell?"

>>28413357
So was this >>28407306 you?

>>28413366
Yes, I'm sorry if i misunderstood the question.

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>>28412749
>"Life starts with a sunny day..."

>>28413370
"Are you blushing?"
>"N-no. Sunburn. That's all."

>>28413370
Oh shoot. Erased her wings while sketched... one moment

>>28413381
>Wings are missing
>Stolen by Twilight so she could be an alicorn
Draw this

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>>28413410
By Celestia, so her best student could became an alicorn
First write it

>>28413414
Are you happy to see me or are those steel rods in your saddle bag?

>>28411623
That is actually absolutely fucking spot on for someone with pony ears.
Good twist: batponies don't do this, and other ponies see them as these unimpressed shitfuckers because of this.

>>28412380
>Marshal is usually shorthand these days for Field Marshal or General Field Marshal, which is equivalent to a 5 Star General. They're generally the tip top of the command chain in European armies.
>And Marshal is an even more appropriate rank name for Equestria than most others, as it originally specified an officer who was in charge of the stables/horses/cavalry of a medieval lord. It literally translated as "horse servant".
>Constable also derives from a horse related rank, "Count of the Stables"

man i hope this gets incorporated in the next greens

>>28413414
>Be Princess Celestia, at the beach today
>Luna's here with you too, sleeping on her towel
>You're doing beachy things
>Like eating icecream and building castles out of sand
>A castle over luna, with twisty passages that are all alike
>If she won't play with you, you'll play with her instead
>While you are digging up sand for the second gardener's play theater you find something interesting.
>A pair of somethings, in fact.
>You've found a pair of wings!
>They're stuck to something a bit deeper inward in the sand clump you're levitating, so you tug and jiggle them to get them free.
>They're still stuck.
>Damnit sand pile, you will not defeat best princess today!
>You pull much harder on the wings and they are torn free.
>You compress the sand and put it in place, you'll fuse the surface later to make sure it stays where it's meant to be.
>For now, though, you're inspecting your newly discovered buried treasure.
>They're a bit too small to fit a pony as tall as you, but they are still quite nice.
>Maybe they'd fit Twilight?
>You do need to get her a souvenier, since she is stuck in Ponyville dealing with something or another and couldn't come to the beach.
>They'd probably look very nice on her if you gave them a new coat of paint.
>You'll give them to her next time you see her.
>Having made up your mind, you put your treasure in your portable treasure chest and return your sand castle.

>>28413475
Did...did Anon just rob a sand grave?

>>28412441
Bombshell wearing a tuft enhancer. Basically a wig for your chest.

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>>28413414
gj sis++
I'm trying my best to resist temptation and not turn it into bombshell having flashbacks

>>28413495
Princess Celestia just removed Bombshell's wings and plans to give them to Twilight as a beach souvenir. She did this while she was casually constructing an enormous, town-sized palace as a maze to trap her sleeping sister in.

>>28413513
That...yeah that sounds like a prank she would do.

>>28413512
Do it anyways, I want some flashbacks.

>>28413512
Do it

>>28413502
'kay, I'll try to do it

>>28413518
>>28413519
but I need to wri-i-ite and I'm sick and time is running out and stuff
ok sises

>>28413532
YOU N DO IT! PUMP THOSE TEATS LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

>>28413300
Same. His story was great. I hope he's okay wherever he is.

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>>28413571
I think the propeller got him... Or worse he got a life!

>>28413619
I like to think that once writers die, they are subjected to torture by boat propeller and given printouts of the endings to unfinished stories they want to read but the font size is just small enough that the words seem clear but are not clear enough to read.

Got bored, who wants to see a non-kinderquestia story with Sunbutt and Moonbutt?

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>>28413694
Actually, it's one propeler for every person that wanted to read more (-1 for Durnk because Durnk is too nice for this shit).

>>28413716
do it filly

>Been a while since you've arrived to Equis.
>Other than the strange talking animals, everthing seems to be the same as earth.
>Or rather.
>The dark ages of western civilization.
> You've been working at a barber's for a while now, cutting hair and stitching wounds.
>You don't exactly have the equipment you used to have, but at least the pay's good.
"All right Mrs Hang Dry, just make sure you keep of the bad leg and soak it in warm water twice a day. It should stop aching."
>"Thank you young man, it's nice to see such an knowledgeable boy."
"Thank you Mrs Hang Dry, have a safe trip home."
*rumble*
"ugh, that was the last one, Clean Cut I'll be heading home now."
>"I expect to find that sweet piece of rump here before sunrise young man."
"And I'm not working a second more unless you pay me more"
>The both of you share a short laugh.
>You stare at her with a smile on your face.
>It takes a while for it to sink in.
>"Oh, right. Here's your pay for the week.
See you in the morning."
"Thanks Clean Cut. I'll see you tomorrow."
>You take some time weighing the pouch in your hand.
>This is your pay
>The same pay you're going to spend on booze.
>Whoo somebody's gonna get smashed tonig-
*sob* *sob*
>Shit
>It's non of your business Anon. Just move on.
>"B-But you need some too, Celly."
>"It's okay Lulu, you take it. We still have some more, see?"
>Just a couple of gutter rats, that's all.
>"I know the bag's empty Celly, I checked last night."
>"Then I'll just go get some more later. It's fine"
>Yeah, just ignore it and keep walking.
>"The-they'll kill you if they catch you stealing again."
>Keep walking down that road you son of a bitch, you barely have enough cash to feed yourself.
"What's going on here?"
>Guess who's not drinking tonight?
>The white one scrambles to her feet.
>"N-nothing sir, don't mind us."
>She has a horn. Unicorn? No, wings too.
>Peculiar

> Anon is just like a stallion, attracted to mean mares
> Worse yet, they just use him and leave him
> Or so Anon's friends and secret admirers think
> Anon just likes to make haughty mares beg to be rutted
> He also somehow redeems them a little, because emotion based magic is abundant and powerful
> The mares also develop a bit of a maledom fetish


Huh. That makes me think of

> Be Mare lucky enough to snag a stallion
> Slowly find out about each other's fetishes
> Stallion reluctantly agreed to try maledom
Big Mac seems like a good fit for this little idea.

>>28413727
"What's this I hear about stealing?"
>"Nothing sir, were were just kidding, that's all."
>She's painful to look at, skin with patchy white fur that clings to her frame. Skeletal frame. Her stomach were sunken in. Her wings lacked any

plumage as many of the feathers have fallen off. You doubt she is even capable of proper flight. Hell, if she laid still you would've thought she was a corpse.
>The dark blue one behind her begins to sob. She's no better off. Slightly smaller, and her leg was in a makeshift cast.
>You just had to be the nice guy didn'tcha.
>Fuck you, brain.
>Suck a dick, heart.
"Come on, let's get you someplace with a roof. It's going to rain soon."
>"No. We'll be fine on our own."
>Well, color you surprised, this one's got some spirit in her. But the growling thunder overhead reminds you of the situation at hand.
>Sighing, you pick up the blue one. And you feel a soft butt against your side.
>It was so soft, you almost missed it.
>"Put her down. NOW"
>You look down to the bundle of hungry and crying in your arms. You pull aside the bandages on the cast and lo and behold, it's infected. She wouldn't last the week out here.
>You keep feeling a soft prodding at your side as the white one attempts to impale you over and over again.
>"Why can't you ponies just leave us be?."
>Tears begin to drip down her face.
"She needs medical attention. I'm going to take her with me, whether you follow is up to you."
>You begin walking back towards the direction of your home.
>You hear a soft weak trotting behind you.
>She was crying.
>badfeelsfilly.

>>28413743
>You arrive at your home, a dinky little house near the outskirts of town.
>It's not much, but it's home.
>You carry the blue one in leave the door open for whitey.
"Shut the door behind you."
>You place the blue one on the couch gently, taking care not to disturb her wound.
"What's your name Dear?"
>You turn around to rummage for the medicine you need. Coriander, Sage, Thyme, and some cinnamon just to be sure.
>The door shuts shortly after. You hear the soft clip clop of hooves stop.
"Come on, I need to know what to call you. Can't go calling you dear the whole time. You're a pony."
>"I... I-I'm Luna"
>Rule #1: Learn the patient's name, it creates a false sense of aquaintance and puts the patient at ease when you call them by name.
>Water set to boil, sterilize the scizzors, lancet, forceps, canula, needle holder, glass bowl, and gloves.
>You begin pounding the leaves into a mash and look over to the white pony.
"How about you? What's your name"
>She remains silent.
"C'mon I need to call you something."
>The white pony refuses to talk to you.
"Well, fine. Listen to me, I need your help."
>She refuses to look you in the eye.
>You walk over to her and use both your hands to cup her cheeks, turning her head gently to face yours, but she just shuts her eyes. She smells pretty bad.
"Look at me, pony"
>She opens her eyes and you can see the fear in them. Fear and distrust. It reminds you of the earthquake back in 2017. So many orphans.
"That pony's life is in danger and I'm going to need your help if I'm going to help her. If this situation continues, she's going to experience a high fever that will destroy her brain or kill her altogether. So I need to know now. Can I rely on you to help her?"
>You feel her try to nod softly in your hands.

>>28413443
>unimpressed shitfuckers
just like batman

>>28413757
LINK YOUR POSTS TOGETHER DAMN IT!

>>28413746
"Good, I see you have a horn, that means you can do magic, yes?"
>She nods slightly
"I need you to hand me my tools when I ask for them. Just lift up and send them my way. Can you do that?"
>She nods again.
"Come, I need you to remember the names of the tools."
>Water's boiling, you take the bottle of the alcohol you distilled.
>God this is going to cost you.
>No
>You don't regret this, a patient is a patient.
>You pour over half the bottle of alcohol onto the tray.
"White, take the tools and put them into the tray."
>She obeys and slowly brings the tools out from the kitchen and onto the tray.
>Equipment sterilized, you go to the patient.
"So, Luna, I'm going to asse- check your wounds. Now I'm going to tap the wounds and you tell me where it hurts, got it?"
>"Y-yes"
>You remove the makeshift cast and bandages and check the injury.
>No skeletal fracture
>Good
>Wounds are badly inflamed, that's bad. Some abscesses under the skin.
>Have to cut those out.
"I'm going to start tapping now."
>"Okay"
>Tapping down her injured leg you are greeted with sounds of discomfort.
>Still feels pain, good.
"Alright, now, I'm need you to breathe this in. It's going to numb you, so it doesn't hurt as much."
>You take out the sterilized bowl and drip some ether into it, then take some fire and put it beneath the bown, slowly heating the ether.
"Take deep breaths, slowly, that's right."
>Luna begins to go limp and you help her back onto the bed as she slowly drifts into the land of dreams.
>"What did you do to her!?" You hear the voice from behind you exclaim.
"Sshh, we'll need her unconcious for this. Are you ready?"
>She reluctantly nods

>>28413768
"All right, hand me the lancet."
>You make a small incision, breaking the dermis and epidermis. Pus begins to seep out.
"Wipe"
>A clean cloth is handed to you and you immediately begin soaking up the pus.
>An hour passes.
"I need the canula."
>You insert it slowly, draining the pus from the sub-dermal abscess into a pan.
"Sterilize this" you say, handing her the canula.
>Below you, Luna begins to stir and groans out in discomfort.
"She's waking, Ether and gauze"
>Another two hours pass in the same manner.
"Lancet, sterilize the second set of forceps and get me the first set"
"Wipe"
"Okay, the forceps and the needle holder. Sterilize this pair of gloves and get me another."
>You can tell that White is on her last foot... hoof.
>But you're close to done, just the last incision to sew up.
>Carefully...
>And you're done.
---
I'm done, leave me some thoughts.

>>28413765
Sheesh, turn off your caps.

>>28413772
Is a good

>>28413772
And why the hell are your posts being deleted?

>>28413780
Made a mistake of not linking and some guy shouted at me.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/PfLtzF9U

>>28413772
The white one knew what all the mediciney things were called. This feels weird.
Ok otherwise.

>>28413800
>"Come, I need you to remember the names of the tools."
I should have been more clear.
Sorry. I didn't see the need to elaborate.

>>28413810
Shit, went right over it. I blame my sickness,
Still, I expected her to stumble just once or smth.
Never assisteed someone in an operation, but I'd bet I'd do at least something wrong if it was my first time and I had to be explained the names of the tools.
has she done this before?

>>28413821
Who knows? Maybe she's just a quick study?

>>28413821
But you're right, she should have. I just didn't want Anon to shout at her.
And it's a pain to sterilize medical tools.

>>28413772
Will there be more of this? I am enjoying it.

>>28407306
>Your
>You're
These are different words.

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>>28413828 >>28413824
Don't fret, sis.
Lookign forward to more stuffs.

>>28413846
I know that, you're = you are, your= something that belongs to you. Right? Can you post the line i messed up on?

>>28413857

Think >>28413846 noticed this line:

>>Your going to ask him!

>>28413870
Fuck... Sorry my bad.

>>28413716
I've been hoping for a non kindergarten equestria story for what feels like two years at this point.

Please, do the thing. I'm sure not the only one who wants this story.

>>28413619
Wherever he is, I hope he's happy. His story made me smile.

HELIANON WHERE ARE YOU?!
I NEED MORE HOBBY ANON.

>>28413843 >>28413853 >>28413894
I have actually planned out a long storyline for this one and plan to write it over the course of my semester break.
Along with the cooking story and another bug story I wanted to write many, many threads ago.
N-not that I'm telling you to make you happy or anything...
You bakas.

>>28413908
HELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GIMME MORE CHANGELING ROBOTS!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
please? pretty please?

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>>28413927
Careful with that. Propellers are attracted to the smell of plans and long storylines.

>>28413946
Don't be silly propellers aren't real.
The're just made up so that kiddie writers go to bed early.
You're delusasdbhfglbhagblihby24g24rliyvh2thawfro87t23r54iubfewrf89awrt7wey678qwt7waryh65

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU ANONYMOUS.
WE ARE PREPARED TO PURGE YOU.
WE ARE PROPELLER.
WE ARE ETERNAL.
WE ARE EVERYWHERE.
WE ARE BEHIND YOU.

>>28413946
Nonsense! I write my shit as I go along, and I only nearly literally figuratively met the propeller only recently!
Probably why I never get shit done because I write it as I go

>>28412441
>Spitfire giving Anon a tongue-bath while making horse noises

>>28412674
>Guys stop saying I'm good
You're welcome, by the way

>>28413946
At least they are avoiding drawfags if they don't have any way too long greens r-right?

>>28413989
BGF died, you didn't....

Amphetanon, come back to us

>>28413772
Good stuff, please continue!

>>28413953
>TasteTheNon has information to indict propellers
>Mysteriously decides to commit suicide with two different guns from 4 feet away, 5 minutes apart

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>>28414123
>Two different guns

>>28414152
>And also a barbell fell on his throat

>>28413963
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28412441
Twist, Button Mash, and Silver Spoon glaring at Diamond Tiara who is raising her nose at them with arms crossed while soda is spilling all over their table of D&D stuff in front of them. I liked the image of that in Frosty's story last thread.

>>28414231
I loved that story, it reminds me of this one-off campaign I was running for a bunch of friends and a jackass acquaintance.
Wasted 2 hours of our lives.

This thread has good quality writefaggotry, keep it up based anons.

>>28414324
Holy shit this is disgusting

>>28414262
Most everyone has experienced the moment where the line between 'you're new' ends and 'well now you're just being an asshole' gets crossed. Diamond Tiara was the perfect RGRE filly to do it.

>>28414324
Don't take this the wrong way, but go to a request thread.

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>>28414324

>>28414324
>Elves

Get those fucking long-eared faggots out of here

>>28414324
I'm failing to see how it's rgre related. And in draw thread anons will do that request faster (and much better)

On a side note, shouldn't pony equivalent of elfs be deers in theory?

>>28414340
>"lol ew girls"

>>28414344

>>28412441
>>"Anything to draw?"

Maybe read a bit before posting, fampai.

>>28414501
See this: >>28414350

>>28414526
Since when has this thread been RGRE enough? This is "fussy mares not liking being doted on in public" the general.

>>28414501
This >>28414461
To pencil: Deer are assholes.
They think they're sooo much better.
Why do you think it's called "the unification of the 3 tribes" and not the unification of Equines and Deer?

>>28414536
Just leave, please. Come back when you've cooled off a bit.

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>>28414536
Since I came back.

>>28414461
>>28414380
>Deer are Elves.
>Or, rather, Mer.
>Different kinds of deer are different Mer
>Caribou are orcs.

>>28414550
>Rgre isn't very rgre any more
>"p-please get out!"
One thing though: prove me wrong. When was the last time any of the good writefags posted here with more than a three-post short?

>>28414501
>>28414526
To be perfectly honest, not all of old request were rgre enough, but more greens context related (or even random edits and memes sometimes) and that's fine. But in that case drawthread will do it better than me. And I'm slow at digital anyway

>>28414572
I wish we got more idea prompts. Not enough writers in this thread.

>>28414570
Let's see.
1
>>28413727
2
>>28413743
3
>>28413746
4
>>28413768
5
>>28413772
Look buddy, Just saying, Pencil's not going to give you your drawing. Like he said >>28414572, you're better off going to a draw thread.

>>28414572
I don't understand. I'm not trying to be an asshole, but you said "can I draw anything", then an Anon asked you to draw something, and then you said "go to a request thread". Like if you don't want to draw something, just say it.

>>28414590
I'm trying Anon, But muh exams. I seriously need to study now. But I keep coming back.

>>28414603
>quoting yourself exclusively
kek
>"so what happened to all the good writefags"
>>"UH I'M HERE DID YOU NOT NOTICE"

>>28414610
Good luck friendo, do well on your exams.

>>28414618
His writing checks out.

>>28414603
>"Pencil's not going to give you your drawing"
>someone has a problem with me
>it must be one person; no two or more people could possibly disagree with me

>>28414633
>Name the five sexiest most intelligent people in the room
>"Me, me, me, me, and me."

>>28414631
Thanks Anon, your encouragement means the world to me.

>>28414609
I just know my skill limits in digital, honestly. And redrawing that in pencils will definitely take too much time and will end up like my previous attempts in nsfw requests for that thread (i.e. badly lined and on bad paper). But I'm puzzled why everyone reacted with such harshness to anon who requested that edit, pic isn't even bad, even silly-hentai-quotes could kinda work with pons if adapted right. Did I missed something?

>>28414706
>But I'm puzzled why everyone reacted with such harshness to anon who requested that edit, pic isn't even bad, even silly-hentai-quotes could kinda work with pons if adapted right. Did I missed something?
The request is honestly request-thread level bad.

>>28414706
Because Anons smack down that which they don't approve. They don't care if the thread suffers because of them, the only important thing is that they're "right".

>>28414706
anon posted the request.
some anons told him to go bugger off.
he refused and said the good writefags are gone
taste signed checks.

>>28414603
What's your problem?

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>>28414380
Not wanting to impregnate an elf wirh superior human seed. What wrong with you senpai?

fucking hell since when has rgre turned into whining centeral. its seems every few threads get derailed because one faggot either didnt get what he wanted or someone spergs out because an idea he didnt like an idea in a promt.

>>28414773
>he refused and said the good writefags are gone
Actually I haven't said anything. I just thought the dumb hentai lines were funny. I'll not make another request since it causes the thread to become this bad.

>>28414798
the last few words in this is a good example of why you should never post when sleep deprived.

>>28414800
sorry
>>28414706
someone else said the good writefags were gone
fixed it.

>>28414800
Sorry if I was an asshole Anon.
Something Anon said just ticked me off.
The caffeine is getting to me.
We cool?

>>28414773
I love the ego in this thread. The idea that more than one person might not like someone or something is foreign to you guys.
>"Oh a bunch of posts screaming about something"
>"No you guys it's perfect in every way, it must be one salty Anon who is trolling for keks!"

>>28414461
>On a side note, shouldn't pony equivalent of elfs be deers in theory?
Yes, as both elves and deer are utter cocks when left to their own devices so they require subjugation. Thankfully, as prey species, submission comes to them naturally.

Jesus you guys, really? Did you really let two or three assholes get under your skin like this? You dumb niggers, this all should have ended after exactly one post when you all started ignoring the trouble-starter.

>>28414836
That's the way an anonymous posting board works Anon, all Anons look the same and sound the same, if you want identity confusion to be cleared up, then all Anons need to trip but that's not what anons come here for. They come here to be anonymous, so the issue will persist.

>>28414854
This

>>28410131
>>28410090

What about a yandere husbando?

>tfw you will never hide the bodies of the stallions you killed for getting too close to your herd.

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>>28414800
Hey, if I were good at digital, I would did it, line IS funny enough for pony edit. That's why I suggested to ask drawthread, to see it's done, and by better drawfags. And I'm sorry about how everyone started to act for no reason. Where is LaP dad and his "go to sleep Anons" when it's needed?

>>28414800
Welcome to RGRE, by the way.

>>28414884
That's the thing. You didn't say anything like that and when you suggested going to a drawthread, it sounded like you were telling him to fuck off.

> Be Luna, Princess of Night, Moon, and Melancholy
> Admittedly, that last one was not an official title, but it may as well be
> Few ponies stayed up past beddy bye time, save those in the glittering cities
> And those were the rudest ones
> No, yours was a solitary existence, comforted haphazardly by your sister and the young elements
> And of course, the whispers from the stars
> Those same stars that soothed your fury in exile, and reluctantly told you the secrets of breaching your prison
> This night, they whispered another secret
> They too know loneliness, and shared a spell crafted from silence and longing
> You speak the words now, a fragile hope burning in a glass heart
"I sing of one based in logos, bound in fasces! I call he of a thousand faces and none! Emerald and ebon, I whisper for the one whose countenance graces no canvas! Come to me, whose measure of power lies in secret! Come to me, who feels the lack of a lover! Come to me, from your land of foreign iconography!"
> The silence of night swallows your words, deep and endless
> You wait breathlessly, hoping, dreading
> You blink
> From the closing of your eyes to their opening, the world flickers
> Before you stands an eerie figure, tall, dark, swathed in strange clothes
> L-lewd
> Its featureless face regards you stoically
> You take a hesitant step forward
> Its face parts low, a tempting pair of lips opening
> "Writefag reporting. What would you like?"
> His voice is low and pleasant, melting some of your tension, sparking a warmth in your cheeks
"What is your name, writefag?"
> He bows with inequine grace
> "I have many names, so many that you could trip on them. For you, though, I am called Anonymous."
> You lick your lips
"What are you willing to do, Anonymous?"
> He grins
> "I am formed of longing, pretty pony. Formless, endless, malleable. I am willing to do, to be anything. I need only to please you. Speak your desires, dark or light, savory or grotesque."

I dunno after this

>>28414944
So... Are you taking requests?

>>28414964
More like introducing the idea of Anon as a mutable existence that mares can summon for whatever /d/eviance they desire.

>>28414964
No, go to a drawthread.

>>28414944
"THOU MUST CONSUME ALL OF THE EGGS"

>>28414925
And I'm sorry for that. I should have explain that I'm not good enough for such edit in the first place instead of just suggesting to ask drawthread. And now I even want to see it's done despite how some anons reacted

>>28414944
Anon-incubus? Or anon genie-like creature?

>>28415002
>Cakes, to piss of Celestia.
FTFY

>>28413727
>*sob* *sob*
that was lazy as fuck man.

>>28415032
To be fair, the greentext format is pretty lazy too. It's the barebones of a story minus things like paragraphs and lengthy descriptions.

>>28415020
Third option. Cosmic eldritch psychovore.

>>28415095
Not necessarily. Greentext goes in depth when it needs to. Greentext is good at fusing narration and internal monologue in a format that reads quickly. Starting each sentence on a new line makes the story feel less densely packed.

>>28415095
anon
if its lazy by greentext standards than its LAZY

Writefag here. I've been writing here and in other threads for something like a year and a half now and I can't get into it any more. It used to be fun but it feels like a chore now. Anything I write lacks energy and substance. I'd like to post here more, but I just can't force anything out. Should I seek inspiration elsewhere or should I give up and move on

blogpost over

I have come with a cruel gift:

http://pastebin.com/J6i74iiW

RGRE Snippets I wrote that are too short or unfinished to make into a full pastebin.

>>28415213
This writefag is not
>>28415219
, to be clear.

>>28415231
Blogpost writefag here. This is true, I am not >>28415219.

>>28415213
Just quit.

>>28415213
Write only because you want to, not because you feel obligated to. It should be fun, not a chore so it may be best to walk away. I do hope that inspiration strikes you and that you come back, but you do what's best for you.

>>28415261
Should I namefag to say goodbye, or do the thing where I stop posting without warning and never update my pastebin?

>>28414380
Hey LaP, just wanted to say to you I've just finished reading your namesake story. That was some really good stuff man, even from the point of view of a dyel like me.

>>28415281
Up to you. But a good-bye may not necessarily be forever. Hell, Aether came back and posted a story after a 3 year hiatus, even if it was just for one story. Again, do what you think is best. We'll miss your stories, but I have a feeling that you'll still be around, and even that is appreciated.

>>28415032
>>28415095
>>28415185
Thanks for your comments.
Will try my best to improve.
Thanks for reading my green too.

>>28415281
make a paste on your bin saying what you did say here, so people know why you stopped. Sorry to hear that btw, even if I have no idea who you are or what you wrote. Just do what you think it's best for ya.

>>28412346
>Thinking this doesn't prove his point.
Shinning is a terrible officer. Never spends time with his troop.


>Get it, troop instead of platoon, cause they're cavalry.

http://pastebin.com/9tYDV2dr

Shout-out to the like 10 Anons who got excited when I posted and liked my shit. Special shout-out to you, Frosty-sempai. I may have stopped writing, but I'll always be in your heart; just as you'll always be in mine. Sugoi kokoro doki-doki.

>>28415367
PS sorry for being a faggot all those times. And also probably this time too.

>>28415367
another one

gone forever

>>28415367
You will always be my inspiration ApA senpai. I will miss you too.
Goodbye.

>>28415367
Welp, one of the best writefags in the thread is now dead.

>>28415367
Ooouch. I really do hope that you'll find your inspiration again someday, sempai. Maybe not even directly in rgre but still. So instead of goodbye I'll say "see ya". Take your time

And
>like 10 Anons
You giving yourself not enough credit, sis

>>28415367
>>28415378
W-write-wife? I-It was you? No... I- No....

It's okay Pluggy-sempai, I understand completely. I've resonated with the thoughts you put in your bin many times over, now even. Don't worry, I'll tend to your propeller wounds... and maybe one day you'll recover enough, but take it at your own pace wifepai.

>>28415367
Well, fuck. I wasn't expecting it to be you. I'm fucking sad now. Hope you'll stick around anyways.

>>28415408
we've lost too many.

>>28415408
>>28415417
>>28415425
>>28415427
Keep on going strong, you guys. You got some real good writefags hopping on board right now, and you get more all the time. It was sincerely a joy to write for y'all. And I might not be writing, but I WILL be lurking. It isn't really goodbye.

>>28415367
Well shit, was hoping this wouldn't happen. We'll miss your stories, but I'm sure you'll still stick around, right?

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>>28415434
>>28415437
>when you make a post without having refreshed the page for 10 years
Oh god, now I'm sad.

W-write-horsebando... See you, Space Cowboy