Discord wants to hit that. Right? Right!?

>>28400196
It's one sided so far

until he saves her in the S6 finale

>>28400217
Thank you. At least someone else kind of sees it. My friends like to tease me and play coy so sometimes I feel like I'm going a little insane.

Shipping is for fags
It is a fucking show for little girls, there will be nothing solid.

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>>28400196
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Discord is known to be THE most hung guy in ponyville, possibly one of the biggest in all equestria. his cock has been described as "like an ursa major's", with gargantual thickness that would rival tirek and big mac. im estimating his size to be at least 17.5" bone pressed, with OVER 9" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed flutter's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with discord barely able to force it past the knob, and shy moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on discord's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Why the fuck can't people appreciate platonic friendships?

>>28400271
Because people here is so desperate for lewds that they think there is no such a thing as friends that don't fuck.

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>>28400282
>implying their case is purely platonic
>because they only do platonic stuff while being alone on the beach together

>>28400312
People like you are literally incapable of having a friendship with the opposite sex without wanting to bang them. You think because you're that shallow that surely everyone else must be. Oh no, Discord and Fluttershy couldn't POSSIBLY have a loving relationship without wanting to fuck.

I pity you.

>>28400196
What's between them is clearly a special relationship. Whether they are in a classical romantic relationship or not.
And it's clear that Fluttershy is very dear to Discord's heart, and obviously Discord is also important for Fluttershy.
I wouldn't say they would ever become lovers, but I'm sure they could live their lives content with each other by their side, but while Fluttershy would probably be always Discord's greatest emotional attachment, Fluttershy might just love her pony friends just as much if not more.
But friendship is a stronger attachment in Equestria than romantic love in my opinion.

tl;dr you are certainly not crazy seeing it.

>>28400317
>People like you are literally incapable of having a friendship with the opposite sex without wanting to bang them.
Why would anyone unironically want to be friends with women anyways? They are fucking retarded, if I wasn't biologically hardwired to want to fuck them I wouldn't interact with them at all.

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>>28400196
>Fanfictions, FUCKING FANFICTIONS write discord better than the show writers anymore.

>Still has barely learned anything.
>Is still a complete manchild.

I'm sorry, I like discord but the schtick is getting a little old. I don't mind him being an immature ass sometimes but they really go overboard way too much.

>>28400324
>have a loving relationship without wanting to fuck
hows that forever friendzone treating you?

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>>28400324
>this is what flutterfags believe
Cling to that hope that they just drink tea while sharing one tent on the deserted beach in the middle of a night

>>28400196
>delusions

>>28400399
It treats me well with a wagging tail and wet nose when I come home from work every day.

>>28400399
He's probably taking care of his "girlfriend" kids while she bang some black dude. After all, platonic friendship is all what he need.

>>28400409
>not fucking your dog
step it up senpai

>>28400410
Real life normal fag life is really ugly.
I rather stick to my fictional characters instead some ugly grown up slut.

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Why doesn't Discord just create a perfect clone of Fluttershy and bang that?

>>28400327
Thanks so much.

>>28400282>>28400271
I have many friends. I don't think they all fuck. I just don't think this relationship is reflective of those. It seems like at least one party wants things to be more than simply platonic, and that's what I'm picking up on.

>>28400455
>I don't think they all fuck.
Unless they are >40 sages or 16> kids, they do.

>>28400455
So which part is it then Hitch?

>>28400469
Well spank me and call me naive.

>>28400471
I think Discord is a lot more into Fluttershy than she is into him

>>28400473
It's just a strict rule.
Awfully awkward retarded loser gets his 6/10 booty from time to time.
But slap on some boards and here you go forever alone.
So yeah, don't be naive, everyone has sex, except you.

>>28400490
*bask in the lonliness*

Oh, great oracle of knowing what other people are like, bless me with more of your magical wisdom as to why my virginity has the size and strength of godzilla.

>>28400479
I think his being "into" her is purely because she functions as his only main friend and he tends to only interact with others through her. He's just attached to her in a clingy sort of way and lonely people tend to fall in love with their "social facilitators" because it's their attachment going too far. Now that Discord is more socially mobile thanks to becoming good friends with Spike and BM, his attachment to Fluttershy will wane.

>>28400539
That makes a lot of sense. ^_^ thanks a ton for responding.

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>>28400532
>bless me with more of your magical wisdom
every thing is finetoo

>>28400265
This isn't your average cuckolding

This is Advanced Cuckolding

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>>28400604
10/10 ^_^ Love the pic.

>>28400454
He probably did but i assume there's the thing called "love" which will make him go for the real thing than some puppet who says whathever he want her to say.

>>28400479
You think? Maybe becasue he's an asshole to everyone else beside her?

I think saving her and her friends from the S6 finale villain will push this ship into mutual feelings territory.

>>28400539
I don't think so. In What about Discord, he became good friends with Mane6. But in Dungeon and Discord, the first thing on his mind when visiting Fluttershy was to go on a trip with JUST TWO OF THEM. If his frinedship with Mane6 was equal, he would want or he would assume that her friends would also come with her.
I don't think his frinedship with Big Mac and Spike will change that either, just like Smooze and Treehugger didn't disrupted the chemistry between them.
Spike also won't suddenly stop crushing on Rarity just because he got along with Discord.

How many times do you think fluttershy has taken the BDC?

>>28400238
>nothing solid
literally

>>28400401
>sharing one tent on the deserted beach in the middle of a night
When did that happen? Comics?

>>28400779
Spike already had friends long before he wanted to knot Rarity's soft little marshmallow hole, m80

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Discord is soo lucky is ridiculous
>immortal
>ultimate powers
>personal dimensions
>best pony butt in Equestria who is also good at nursing and housekeeping

>>28400217
>>28400224
You're both wrong, Discord will be back to evil and died in the finale.

>>28400265
beautiful

>>28401388
Never
He was made for Fluttershy

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>>28401388
Discord is essentially immortal so dying is out of the question.

>>28400196
I feel bad for the rest of mane6. Fluttershy will get a fan favourite popular guy. Characters like Twilight or Rarity will either get Flash Sentry tier chaacters or other Trenderhoofs. Fluttershy got a safe bet. And storywise, she gets more power than all alicorn combined.

>>28401804
No, he'll ditch Fluttershy and be in love with Queen Chrysalis.

>>28402022
He'll lose his power by his worst nightmare.

>>28402334
Chrysalis is too loose and old for him. Discord prefer young and tight ponies. And Fluttershy is a perfect breeding pony and mother material.

>>28400647
Only if the Anon who wrote that loves either Fluttershy or Discord. If not, it's just voyeurism

>shipping discord with anyone

ask me how I know you're autistic

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Discord is a physical god; he can have anything, do anything, BE anything he can desire. Except one simple thing: be the object of another being's affections.

It's not a question of whether Discord loves Fluttershy or even if he likes her. It goes far deeper than that: Discord NEEDS Fluttershy.

>>28402345
Nope, Discord will be banished from Canterlot and Ponyville, FOREVER!

>>28402434
NO FLUTTERCORD SHIPPING!

>>28402434
Why doesn't he create a perfect replica of Fluttershy, and fuck that instead?

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>>28403198
I'm sure Fluttershy would give up the cooch if Discord looked sad and teary enough.

>>28403198
Replicating Fluttershy would be pointless because it wouldn't really be Fluttershy, it would just be part of Discord's imagination.

What makes Fluttershy's affection for Discord so precious to him is because it CAN'T be replicated.

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>>28403198
>not wanting to the real thing
If you had like Kim Kardashian as your close friend would you rather fuck her blow up dolls?

>>28405544
Also Discord isn't focused on losing virginity or having sex. He gave up on world domination because he wanted to be cherished by somoene else. All his episodes show his insecurities when he's left behind or abandoned because the biggest thing he's afraid of is being alone again like in the past thousands of years.

>>28400312
I've been looking for a good pic of Smuggershy. Thank you, Anon. This is going right next to the other tabs.