How do I find a qt dork like Twilight to marry? This is important.

I don't know, anon. When you find out, tell me too, okay?

>>28374866
Create a tulpa. 3DPD will always let you down.

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>>28374866
Your local public library.

>>28374866

They are always crazy or too close to their parents, I fucked at least 2 that would qualify as dork, not the most pretty girls I have met

>>28374885
That's a lie, sir.
I was there recently and it was all bums there for free wifi or to smoke dope in the bathrooms.

>>28374913
>implying I care about ugly
I do care about weight though

>>28374866
join a nerdy fandom (not MLP). Go to fandom meets and that kind of thing, wear a fandom shirt in public (and bathe) so that someone might come up and talk to you. I dated a girl who I met because of my Dr. Who shirt

>>28374866
you dont

>>28374885
*university library
FTFY

>>28375046
this, I met a lot of QT dork grills in fandoms. Dated one (picked a bad one), didn't notice one had a crush on me, and had opportunities for several other relationships.

>>28374866
you don't you die alone and bitter angry at the world like the rest of us

>>28374866
Kill yourself.

And hope that the afterlife is the paradise we all think it is, where we all get to be with our waifus.

>>28374866
>Twilight will never insist to watch Star Wars doing your honeymoon.
>After the marathon you start to make love with your newly wed wife.
>During the middle Twilight gives you a smirk her signature that she thinking of doing something.
"What is hon?"
>"Oh Anon, a bad girl I was."
"Twi what are doing?"
>"HMMMM, Go faster you must, cumming soon I will."
"Twilight, I love you but please stop."
>"Meesa sorri Anon won't happen again."

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>>28374866
This guy:
>>28375046
speaks the truth, every girl I've been in a relationship / fucked I met at some kind of fandom thing

>>28374866
you have to go to a college and take her classes. there's no other option really, otherwise you'll come off as creepy for approaching a girl

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>>28375975
That's adorable. I'd kill to have a relationship like that, where we could mess with each other and totally be ourselves around each other.

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>>28375975
This is retarded and adorable at the same time.

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>>28375975
>Sci-Twi will never force you into a 16 hour Civilization marathon, followed by a 16 hour Civilization marathon

Why even live famalam?

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>>28378583
>TFW no qt 3.14 spergy nerd gf to cuddle while you play vidya or watch Chinese cartoons with her.

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>>28378618
It's really the only thing I want and I can never have it. Life is a joke.

>>28374866

>>28375073
This. Both of them.

I met muh spergy beauty in a university calc class, and we spend a lot of time at the library

bumping for sadness

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Go back to our containment thread, Twifags.

>>28374866
Oh I found one already.
Too bad she has absolutely no interest in me anymore.

>>28374866
You want a girl with Asperger's.

>>28374866
You get off 4chan.

>>28381664
this. Online dating works, you just have to be willing to try a few before you find a good one and deal with the "good" one's family/drug/mental problems ('cause you'd better believe she's got 'em)

In extreme circumstances, I can't deny that checking yourself in to an inpatient psych ward is another excellent source of damaged goods. Nothing like a captive audience, especially when they're all as crazy as you or worse.

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>>28374866
If you're into tabletop games(dungeons&dragons and such) then I would strongly recommend you joining a group in college, you're bound to meet some dorky girls and if they don't work out then they can also introduce you to their friends.

That's how I met mine. She's clingy, asian and flat, but other than that she's perfect.

>>28378618
>>28378855
It's really nothing special, bros.
Also keep in mind that while she may be as big a geek as you are, her specific taste in anime/vidya/comics/movies wil be very different from yours.

>>28381916
Not wanting someone with slightly different, but overlapping interests, so you can explore new things together

>>28381894
>If you're into tabletop games(dungeons&dragons and such) then I would strongly recommend you joining a group in college

Enjoy having every single game ruined by the mere presence of females, literally the worst thing you can do.

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>>28381894
I'm only just starting because of a friend of mine, and even though he's probably bending a couple rules and making it a bit easier for us, I'm having a lot of fun with it. Tried D&D 5th edition if that means anything. I want to play some more stuff, but we all don't get together enough, one of the other guys always gets pissy when things don't go his way. It also seems like I'm the only one who actually really latched onto the idea.

There's like 3 girls I have my sights on in school, and I feel like I'm fucking up every oppertunity to talk to them by making an "early exit" to be casual about our encounter. Feelsbadman.
What the fuck am I doing bros?

I'm good at STARTING interaction, and keeping it light and fun, but I can never go deeper. I'm afraid to push conversation too far, and run out things to say. Do I probe her to get her to talk about herself, or do we both have to be really-going about ourselves? Help me. I don't know how to seal the deal by asking her out. Do I be direct, or do we have to hang as friends first and be direct aboit that? Do I need to get her number and text her for a bit before?

No, fuck that. You know what? Im straight asking them out, fuck it. Tired of this. Gonna try and if I go down in flames, oh well,

>>28382213
>Im straight asking them out, fuck it. Tired of this. Gonna try and if I go down in flames, oh well,
Answered your own question, bro.

At the end of the day you HAVE TO take the plunge and ask her out to know for sure if she likes you back and you can take it to the next level, or if she's not into you so you can cut your loses and move on to the next one. It always better to do it quick.

Also keep in mind that going out on a couple of dates doesn't necessarily make you boyfriend&girlfriend.

>>28374866
I found mine in the brony fandom. Granted, she's a bit chubby around the hips and hates dresses, but she is one dorky, nerdy female, and we're in love.

There are qt nerd girls out there. Thry just don't want to date fat neckbeard autists.

>>28374866
Have you tried Tinder you stupid fuck?

>>28382998
What if I'm not fat or a neckbeard, but still an autist?
>>28383069
Tinder is full of Stacys thirsting for Chad's cock. I'm looking for a geeky, not particularly attractive girl to share something more meaningful.

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>>28374866
>It will never happen

>mefw

>>28384399
Find a multiday sci-fi con for a fandom you like, one that's big enough to have people show up, but small enough to bump into people multiple times, it's amazing the amount of sweaty nerd poon you can get under those circumstances, and this is coming from a guy who looks like an overweight partially shaved chewbacca.

>>28382067
>Enjoy having every single game ruined by the mere presence of females
Only if you, the DM and the group are all thristy betas that will start a dick-measuring contest see who impresses m'lady the most.

>>28382131
Finding a good consistent group is not easy, keep at it

>>28386141
I don't know where to even begin. My current group is just friends that I've had since high school and I don't really know too many other people. Much less anyone willing to take on a tabletop newbie.

bumping for sadness

>>28382910
Nina? Aka Pinkie Rose?

>>28381916
if you get the right girl, you can have some banter about how each other's taste is shit.
girl I dated loved her husbandos, so I wasn't forced to hide my waifu opinions.