Johnny Cash In Equestria

>>28362800
>Water starts rising

>>28362812
pussy juice?

Maybe he goes to visit Pinkie at the candy store.

>>28362828
No, just normal fucking water.
Not everything has to be sexual, Anon.

>>28362800
Songs

Sad Songs
Happy Songs
Murder Songs
Lots of Songs

>>28362800
Early one morning while makin' the rounds
He took a shot of ponecaine and he shot his 3d down
He went right home and he watched DF
He stuck that lovin' .44 beneath his head

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken all the rules
We ramrocked the offices and hung the principal
March on, third grade, march on!
Glory, glory, hallelujah
My teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind her door with a loaded .44
And the teacher don't teach no more!

>>28362800
But he's dead anon

>>28362812
How highs the water, Anon?

>>28362800
The ponies greet him with open hooves and are vocal in their love of his music. Despite this, he struggles to cope with his sense of loss, duty, and emergent depression.

>>28363442
When we die we all go to Equstria.

>>28362800
Did I ever tell you about a boy named Sue, Rainbow?

>>28362800
>dead singers in Questria
Does he meet Brad Nowell and Kurt Cobain there, too?

>>28363545
Imagine that. A depressing, drug filled experience taking place under a tree in Apple Jack's farm. Add Hendrix and we have Woodstock

>>28363590
>The CMC take lessons from them
>"Well AJ & Mac went to a show, they dropped me off with Granneh Smith, ah bucked & hollered, said 'please' but no."
>"AJ TAKE ME HOME, AJ TAKE ME HOME."
>Scootaloo and Sweetie start singing 'Rape me'

>>28363671
that went from 0-100 real fucking quick

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Love is a burning thing

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>>28363911
And it makes a fiery ring

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>>28363923
Bound by wild desire

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>>28363934
I fell into a ring of fire

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>>28363943
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher

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>>28363951
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

>>28363957
and my anus hurts

>>28363957
The taste of love is sweet

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>>28363967
When hearts like ours meet

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>>28363970
SALVE O POPOLO D'EROI!

>>28363970
I fell for you like a child

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>>28363997
Oh, but the fire went wild

/mlp/ sings hurt when?

>>28364074
never

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>>28363671
Does it end with Sweetie Belle getting raped though?

There ain't no grave can hold my body down

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>>28363545
>Buddy Holly in Equestria
I'm not sure I want this.

>>28364535
Oh bury me not, on the lone prairie.

>>28363502
Shiny and chrome anon shiny and chome

EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

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>>28362800
good music happens, OP

good music happens.

>"Mister Cash, why do you always dress in black?"

>>28366331
>good music
His voice sounds like a cat taking a dump in a garbage can

>>28366440
Watch out, kid, I think I see your teacher coming.

>>28362800
The man comes around.

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>>28367151
And I looked and behold a pale horse