Would you let an R63 Zephyr move in with you?

>>28358385
No, cause she would still be a lazy fuck

>>28358385
If she looked like that yes.

Of course, that fuck was a she anyway

>>28358392
But then you could fuck her for rent.

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>>28358385
Yes, but I would let a regular Zephyr to move in with me too.

>>28358385
There is only enough room for one NEET in this house. The 2nd bedroom is for storage and functions as a spider habitat.

>>28358412
So, she would still be loitering around MY house, not even paying a small rent and expecting me to take her probably smelly and uncouth cunt as payback?

She's not Tree Hugger, anon. I fail to see any benefit in that.

>>28358412
>implying she wouldn't quit partway or just be terrible at sex in whole
I know you've never had it, but there is a such thing as bad sex

>>28358452
Zephyr's cleanliness and ability to take care of his looks probably puts Rarity to shame man, no dirty cunt there.

>>28358385
Yes
Because I was NEET and know how bullshit it is
Fyi they are already planning on universal minimum income so everybody has the minimum no matter what and if they want more then they have to earn it.

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>>28358472
Excuse me?!
That unshaved beard and messy mane is not what I'd define 'clean'.

And don't tell me "that's a normal beard". Ever seen Mac with a beard? No.
That's a fucking hispter beard.

>>28358483
R63 would probably have a femstache

>>28358483
>"Oh anon, where can I put my bike?"
"Well, Zeph, sure as hell not in the liv-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
>"My bike"
"IS THAT A FIXIE?"
>"Of course."
"GET THAT CRAP OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW"

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>>28358483
>he doesn't like the 5 O' clock shadow

>>28358499
>>28358499
Not in a girl.

>>28358499
>>28358483
Y'know, their face is covered in fur anyway, how do beards work?
I mean, how do you shave a beard without shaving off your coat in the process?

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>>28358514

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>>28358514
It's a fur that grows OVER their regular fur.

>>28358514
>that's no fur
>Just a differenty colored patch of fur, due to the constant contact with sperm

>>28358514
It's probably cosmetic fur grown by unicorns

>>28358514
Oh sorry forgot this show had to make sense. Maybe we can explain how magic works first of all.
http://youtu.be/emIn3642yVY

>>28358533
>cosmetic
Would you ever give yourself something like that intentionally, Anon?

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so...

>You get back home after a hard day of putting up random buildings in Ponyville.
>You're looking forward to a cleaned house, and enjoying the last pudding cup in the fridge.
>With a weary sigh you open the door to your modest hut, and find it's an utter fucking mess.
"For the love of-- ZEPHYR!"
>A turquoise hoof waves at you from the sofa.
>"Welcome home Roomie! I just been here holding down the fort...Like a good roommate should."
>The hoof falls.
"I can't believe this bullshit...I asked you to do ONE thing today. Just clean the house, and you couldn't even DO that!"
>You sidestep discarded clothes, skid marked draws, and various bags and empty cans and the like, making your way to you freeloading Pony housemate.
>Perhaps Housemate is a poor example.
>More like homeless mooch who pays with her vagina.
>"Well I triiiiied! But, then I got depressed, and took a break, then I got some inspiration, and tried to create some art-"
>She brandishes a painting that looks like "bold and Brash" but with a hair bun on it.
>You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose.
"Did you clean at least ONE thing?"
>She points to a single washed dish. Half washed at that.
>You clench your hands into reddened fists.
>"Are you mad? I know exactly how to make you feel better~"
>Zephyr spreads her legs, and OH MY SWEET MONKEY JESUS.
>The smell of vinegar, and dirty pennies creeps into your nose. You used to laugh at those crusty cunt Rainbow Dash jokes, but this is terrible.
>Small speckles of dead skin fall off her maregina, but that's not even the worst part. Zephyr somehow managed to get dingleberries on the outside of her poon, but they're not all DB's. Some are just Pubic Pimples.
>You stifle a gag.
>"Take me, but not for too long. My vagina gets sore."
Do you still allow her to live there?

>>28358579
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!?"
>"Oh, anon, stop being so silly...it's just a cosmetic beard"
"B-but you're a girl!"
>"Enough with these labels of yours! You still love me, right? Gimme some sugar, babe..."
"S-STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

>>28358579
She just has lots of pubic hair instead let's leave it at that.

>>28358581
I'll put a breathing mask on her ant throw her in the washing machine for a few cycles.

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>>28358581
>Do you still allow her to live there?
It's practically like getting to rail a Dashie who's dependent on you for affection, you bet I let her live here.

>>28358581
>buy shock collar
>put it on here while she is sleeping
>when she wakes up inform her that if she doesnt start cleaning and make measurable improvement within 15 minutes she will get shocked.
>repeat until house is clean
if she doesnt like it, then she can go live on someone else's couch.

>>28358655
If she's free to leave, what's the purpose of a shock collar autist?

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Brony Faggots Go to hell

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>>28358718
Undertale on MY mongolian horse grooming board?

>>28358718
i gotta bone to pick with you

>>28358581
I love my useless little neet waifu, there's no way I could throw her out.

This also reminded me of that slightly sad green of anon washing Moonie's greasy hair.

>>28358587
>greentext cringe
-.- ...

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>>28358718
Fuck off my dude I'm the resident sansposter round these parts. Get your own board.

>>28358385
Maybe once she's started getting her shit together.

>>28358385
I dunno

I don't think I've ever seen a NEET chick before, so it's be pretty interesting

>>28358581
At this point, pony is getting the hose.

Take her out to the bathroom and clean that shit with rubber gloves and soap. So much soap.

>>28358942
>>28358620
>>28358581
I want to wash a dirty R63 Zephyr until she's squeaky clean.

>>28358946
Would she struggle under your grasp trying to get away from you saying she is fine? Or would she be more likely to think your giving her special treatment like a princess only for you to make it u pleasant as possibke?

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only if i can hang out with her brother

>>28358385
Hah! No. A cunt is a cunt. If I wanted some lazy fuck going around my house using my shit I'd get a dog.

>>28359098
>"Thanks for helping out my sister, Anon. It really means a lot."
"Don't mention it, man."
>"As soon as she gets her life back on track she'll be out of you--"
>A loud series of crashing sounds are heard from the kitchen
>"Hey, Non. You're out of cereal!"
>You grimace as the clattering continues and you believe a dish may have shattered.

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>>28359114
*tips fedora*

>>28358385
No. There's only so much delusion, laziness, and narcissism one can put up with, even when there's a vagina in the equation

>>28358392
>average girlfriend

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>>28359244
You either are a neet or have never lived with one. They are entitled cunts.

>>28358581
continue?