>kissless virgin

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>Ditched her friends to fuck the wonderbolts

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>1000+ years of god knows what

>>28356488
So are we not counting family then?

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>Takes care of his wife's kids

>>28356488
Who the hell is that?

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>>28356552
You think he knows and just maintains the facade of happy husband because it's all he can do to keep from killing his family in a murder-suicide?

>>28357227

What if he's impotent but doesn't know how to tell his wife?

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>>28357232
That's not how it works Anon.

>>28357241

Sterile, how about that? Shootin' blanks?

>>28356488
Implying i dont want an applewife that knows her way around a meatstick

Or did i completely miss the point of this post. I feel like i did

>>28357232
>>28357260
Either way, his old lady knows since the kids; a pegasus and a unicorn, obviously didn't come from Carrot's swimmers.

Don't let him BS you with "M-my uh great grandfather was half unicorn", either.

>>28357276
>Either way, his old lady knows since the kids; a pegasus and a unicorn, obviously didn't come from Carrot's swimmers.
But that's not how it works, it's canon that a pone of one race can be born from parents of a different race.

Wings and horns are like genetic traits. You can be born with blue eyes even if your parents have green eyes.

>>28357290
Doesn't mean we know which gene is dominant. That includes FUR and MANE.

>>28356552
At least he fucks Ponka when his wife isn't looking

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>Straight

>>28357880
Pinkie is of lesbians yes

>>28357880
>lesbians existing in Equestria
>inb4 lyrabon meme ship

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>>28357880
I think Pinkie doesn't care as long as it's fun.

>>28357227
I can only imagine the methods

personal fan of deep fried foal

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>>28357958
>muh whiteopian no-gay society
So long as Ponk exists there are gays in Equestria
>>28358471
This too

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>>28356488
That's not Rarity