So what do you dorks want us to clean first?

>>28351099
your fetid rotten cunt

>>28351143
came here to post this
/thead

>>28351099
Fuck off, dash. Gilda can stay. She's cute.

>>28351099
Your mouth out with a bar of soap.

I tell ya, hired help these days.

>>28351099
Well, your attitude could use some cleaning up.

See what I did there? Because you guys are like...

Um...

You know what? This was a silly idea of mine and I don't know where I planned to go with this, so, uh, just take your checks and leave.

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>>28351099
nothing. just take the money and get out of here.

now i can finally say i have had an encounter with a CHICK.

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>>28351099
I miss the tsundere thread

>>28351308
You didn't even try, Carlos. Shame on you.

>>28351099
>I am living in a world of shit

>>28351099
GUYS, A GIRL IS TALKING TO ME FOR REAL. SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE!

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You guys are terrible, worthless masters.

Treat your servants with love, and they'll grow to love you.

>>28351515
everytime i see her i'm going to slap her ass and make the bawm-chikka-bawm-bawm sound.

>>28351099
Dust from the top up, then the windows, then vacuum afterwards. Dishes are presoaked, just a quick wash and dry before you put them away.

Like I need to rub salt into this after seeing them in those ridiculous maid outfits.

The stories that came out of this picture... the memories

>>28351234
This.

>>28351099
>tfw never had a hot maid ever
Not like you actually want to fuck the service irl, I tell you

>>28351616
>Dishes are presoaked

You the worst category of person on this planet.

>>28351655
Don't be a retard, if the dishes get all dry it is super hard to wash them depending on what you put on them before.
Burned milk for example, is hell to wash, unless you warm it and soak it again.

>>28351099
Yes... you can both start by taking off that ridiculous attire.

I never said you had to wear those slutty outfits.

This isn't some sort of sexualized fantasy we're dealing with, this is real work!

For fucks sake put some decent clothes on and start acting like proper ladies.

>>28351099
If I told that Rarity chick to fuck off because I don't trust her to be careful around my things, why would I let dyke and dykier in.

>>28352129
Why do I imagine a Scotsman saying this.

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>ctrl+f
>"my dick"
>0 results

>>28351629
Kys faggot. Gilda a shit. Dashie is bae.

>>28351099
Fuck off Gilda. I just want me some best pone.