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A Foal's Adventure - Thread 1

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Welcome!
Universal Guide (Optional)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1KrFKcBbjkC1e7_wJswp7N2IBFEveNQ_GojOVjsYvs-U
Status Effects (QM use mostly)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=19J1kmMwMRe28L6oYF8eKDo40FZ9Xbj63DwdaAQM1czg
Combat Guide (Semi Optional; only read if you want to know how to participate.)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jBQ-HPpTMvAhjK19LYSEzSfYes1dBru-qFm1wlduauA

This is my first quest, and quite literally, one of the first times I've actually done any drawing. I'll be doing just an introduction tonight and a little questing. Tomorrow the real quest begins. I decided I'll draw what's necessary instead of spending weeks making a hundred poses.
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>>28349177
Before we begin the introduction (which I drew ahead of time, to speed things up) we have to name our Filly.
What is her name?
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>>28349190
Pikolo.
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>>28349190
Clover Candy. Or just clover.
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Blueberry Patch
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>>28349190
Plum Tree or something related to plums. She reminds me of plums.
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>>28349290
>>28349320
I like these two.
>>28349348
Plums are Purple. Doesn't really fit.
So Clover (Candy) or Blue(berry Patch).
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>>28349290
>>28349320
>>28349360
I'd prefer Clover Patch.
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>>28349177
Your systems scare me.
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>>28349360
Blueberry candy then? Or clover patch. could just flip for it or wait for others to pick one.
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>>28349177
>quite literally, one of the first times I've actually done any drawing.
Either you're a fucking savant or that's total bullshit.
I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
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>>28349384
It's a scary world.
>>28349386
>Rolling D20.
>1-10 - Blue
>11-20 - Clover
Rolled: 14. Clover it is.
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>>28349407
reminds me of pencils, that lying faggot
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>>28349419
>halved d20
>not just a simple coin flip
I can already tell this is going to be over complicated to an autistic degree.
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>>28349407
>>28349422
Does vectoring count? Also, I did sketches before I picked up the pin. I have a total of 6 hours hand drawing ponies, and maybe 4 hours vectoring. I may have drawn a lot when I was little.
Clover stirs in her sleep, the sound of distant shouting filling her ears as the quiet night slips into a thing of the past. Sitting up, she rubs her lime-green eyes, tossing the short, leafy green mane from her head. Her ears prick up as she listens to familiar voices carrying from the nearby hallway, her heart sinking in her chest as she realizes just who they could belong to...
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>>28349455
>I may have drawn a lot when I was little.
>I have a decent amount of practice with drawing
So yeah, you're not a new artist by any means.
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>>28349444
Trips confirm this anon is right. Three offsite rules documents also confirm it.
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>>28349455
Do we issue commands yet or is this a introduction?
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>>28349455
pickup the sword looking thing and go make the shouting stop
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>>28349455
Yes, it does count.
>>28349469
What this anon said.
>>28349455
grab the dagger and stab paw.
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>>28349455
Get up and look around the room.
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>>28349455
Tie our pillow to our head as a helmet.
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>>28349483
Short introduction, two more posts and then I'll be out of pre made pictures, then I'll start responding to players. Regardless, the ideas so far are amazing.
>>28349455
Stepping to her door, the light of the room floods her vision as she opens the simple wooden construction. The voices much clearer, her ears prick up as she begins to listen.
>"I'm telling you, that little cunt isn't worth the fucking trouble. Her and her family can go fall off a cliff. It's not even my fucking foal, and you're telling me that I have to fucking deal with it?"
Clover frowns. It was her Mom's "special" somepony.
Your mother returns the shouting with a much quieter voice. By the looks of things, it wasn't the usual match they've had.
>"Look, Sweetie... I know. We can't afford to keep her. But we can't just turn her loose in the middle of nowhere. My brother in law has a lot of heat on his tail, but once it dies down-"
>"That doesn't fucking matter. What are they gonna do, interrogate her? She doesn't know shit."
Clover frowns. It's about her father again, isn't it?
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>>28349546
Now would be a good time to start stashing supplies away for our inevitable exodus.
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>>28349546
[Spoiler]This is the last picture, so hold on, jeez. I'm just setting up the story.[/spoiler]
Clover's mother grows quiet at the accusation, tears forming in her eyes.
>"Pack her a fucking bag. She can leave tonight. Come hell or high water, I want her fucking GONE. The last thing I want is the Guards banging on our fucking door before raiding the place because of her. You're mine, she fucking isn't."
Clover stands in the doorway, her heart threatening to break. What will she do?
Now I have to draw, so expect less details.
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>>28349582
Hurry back to our room and try not to cry.
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>>28349582
run away and start plotting revenge on the big mean green asshole for making her mommy cry
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>>28349582
Don't wait for it. Go and pack our bags. Douchebag obviously don't want us here and it doesn't look like mom will stick up for us.
Is there anything we want to take with us, something they might not let us take? If so, we might consider grabbing before they know we're already packing.
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>>28349582
what an asshole. We should wait for our mom to tell us to leave and tell her to come with us. It'll be fun.
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>>28349582
wow, mom is a cunt
grab that dagger from before, hide in the room waiting for the stepshit and gut him
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Slow the fuck down. I'm only halfway through all the rules from the OP post.
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>>28349582
Pack up for ourselves so we don't make it hard on our mom, wish her goodbye. Don't gut anyone on the way out.
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>>28349582
Leave, and plot revenge to kill green asshole
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>>28349177
Hey, some people in here want to discuss with you about your systems, if you would.
https://discord.gg/PstRjZW
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And that's how the thread died.
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>>28349725
I'm really sorry about that. The place is like a echo chamber there. In my opinion you do the system however you want it and fix it if any holes show it.
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>>28349970
>It's an echo chamber
>Conflicting opinions getting thrown around throughout the entire debacle
You're retarded.
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>>28349976
It's psker, what do you expect?
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>>28349981
psyker ruining yet another thing? color me surprised.
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(Sorry for the late reply. It would have been 15 minutes faster if it weren't for... interruptions.)
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>>28349615
>>28349617
>>28349623
>>28349636
>>28349649
>>28349666
>>28349715
Clover turns around into the dark confines of her room, closing the door quietly behind her. This time, she's more than sure that her "home" is about to fall apart.
She digs through her small stash of belongings-it was less sparse when her dad was around, but when he didn't come home, they had to "make do" with what they had. She takes an old rucksack from under her bed and begins to stuff her belongings inside.
Somehow she knew this would happen. The tears begin to form before it's all said and done. She found only a select few items worth snagging; her wooden dagger, a doll her father gave her, the candle from the nearby windowsill, just in case she needs light.
From the hallway, she can hear her mother and "father" moving about, the rest of the argument having fallen through.
What will Clover do now?
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>>28350081
jump out the window
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>>28350081
Ask her mom for some food, if there's any to spare, and say goodbye.
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>>28350081
look for book on local plant life
it could come in handy when foraging for food, goods for barter, and healing items
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>>28350081
-Take Fire
>>28350131
-Take Book

Maybe wait until they sleep and grab food if we can.
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>>28350081
Climb out the window and leave.
I wish we could leave a note calling them ass hats.
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>>28350081
Look around the room what else could we take with us?
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>>28350081

Think back. How did this all start falling apart?
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>>28350226
shhh, story later, we will make questmaster-anon feel pain to flesh out a story later, scavange now.
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>>28350081

Can we sneak around and grab a few more items?
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>>28350090
>>28350102
>>28350131
>>28350168
>>28350188
>>28350198
>>28350226
>>28350244
>>28350254
Clover scans the room for any books or items she can take from what little she owns. Unless if she wants to bring a few broken toys with her, she'll have to stick with what she found. The thumping from outside is becoming more apparent, her parents moving around without words between them.
She decides that tonight is the night. She can't live like this anymore. She knows that the only thing her mother can give her is a hushed hug and maybe a biscuit for the road, if there were anything left to eat in this house.
Deciding not to put her and her mother through the pain, she tosses open the window quietly, stepping up and tossing her mostly empty bag onto the grassy floor below. She follows through with herself, landing on her hooves with a quiet thump.
Clover is outside of the house now. She doubts she can climb in through the window on her own to get back in, and she doesn't think it'd be smart to head through the front door. Not with her Step Father on watch.
What does Clover do?
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>>28350436
Forgot the image.
>It's dark out, so there wont be any color until the Sun rises. By Clover's estimate, it's probably right before dawn.
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>>28350436
start walking away from the house start heading to the next closest village.
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>>28350436
Where are we? Can you do a quick sketch of the general area?
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>>28350436
>>28350442

Look around what's in the surrounding area?
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>>28350436
What do we know about the area. Also, what is our relation to those two? Was the mare actually our mother?
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>>28350436
go to a familiar location
maybe the school building or a place she feels at ease
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>>28350436
Should head out to find some better view of the land scape probably food to
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I'd like to say the CYOA writers are great. But after talking to them for five minutes, I learned that I was 100% wrong. A lot of them are just assholes.
Until further notice, no systems are in place. This is just a narrative. A really sad narrative with no fun allowed, since that's what's expected. I'll start again with a new thread tomorrow. Please let this one die in the mean time.
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>>28350686
>people on 4chan are assholes
Shocker.
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>>28350686
that's a truth we all face one day. The best you can do is to drop them from your mind like a heavy stone in water. See you tomorrow and I think it was starting out pretty well.
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>>28350686
>I cant write without a system to hide behind, stop being mean to me
Biggest kek of my night.
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>>28350686
I'm glad you see it our way.
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>>28350686
>no fun allowed

you were defending a system where you would explicitly rob control from the players without telling them

I don't think they were the ones who were anti fun, my friend.

also
This is how you go about things? How can you be so petty? Secret club uses the same board! A lot of us in there are also players too!

Just who exactly are you trying to fool?
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>>28350686
I'm going to say the same thing that I did in secret club. Just run however and whatever you want. You like your systems. Hijacker likes his systems. I, personally, like no systems. So what? Everyone is different. It doesn't matter how popular or unpopular your approach is to others. This is a goddamn hobby, not a job.
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>>28350711
hiji
>>28350717
dox
>>28350701
psyker
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>>28350711
>>28350708
What more do you want from me? I enjoy systems; I find them engaging. I had fun writing them. I didn't consider them an annoyance until I was quite literally bullied for it in a public chat. While I can understand being a dick, and I can handle my opinion being shit on, I don't like it in a public space. I just wanted to have fun. I find systems fun. But I'll admit I'm micromanaging a bit too hard for my own good. I'm dropping everything and restarting, if that's enough for you, unless if you really want to keep shitting on me for having no guidance.
It's going to be a narrative story. If it even reaches the story part.
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>>28350686
What brought this on?
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>>28350757
Hijack didn't like his system and chewed him out about it. And kept going on and on about it.
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>>28350750
We better get to make our own fucking character too.
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>>28350750
>While I can understand being a dick, and I can handle my opinion being shit on, I don't like it in a public space.
So you want a safe space? On 4chan?
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>>28350764
Well anon, did you like the systems?
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>>28350750
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>>28350769
>So you want a safe space? On 4chan?

Seriously man? They barely even gave him a chance to speak.
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>>28350775
It was complex but I was willing to learn it as it went on.
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>>28350777

>They

Literally just Hijacker.
I wasn't aware that everyone in sekrit is Hijacker now.
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>>28350757
Hijacker is the only one that actually bothered to read his design doc and found a bunch of glaring flaws in it. So Hijacker invited him to secret club and started info dumping at him, telling him what he thought was incorrect and where there were holes.

After a while, instead of discussing it back he just tried to avoid the criticisms and eventually bitched out saying he's been bullied out of systems. It was pretty much just Hijacker too.

If he wanted to use his pristine systems he could have told Hijacker to fuck off. If he wanted to improve them he could have had an in depth discussion with Hijacker and took or declined suggestions. If he wanted to see the light and cast off his sin he could have abandoned his systems peacefully and gone full narrative.

Instead he's bitching out.
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>>28350750
Well; hijacker wanted you to make a better system.
I personally find the idea of needing a 10/100 bar on the bottom of your post in order to motivate your players absolutely hilarious.
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>>28350777
Regardless of whether it was bullying our really tough criticism, he should just do what he wants. If players like it than it's ok, if they don't than oh well.
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>>28350782
Fuck off psyker
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>>28350750
>literally bullied
Incredible.
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>>28350787

Dox pls

He just said he was going full narrative.
Although he makes it sound like narrative is impossible to have fun with.
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>>28350750
I didnt even get through ONE PAGE of comments before he threw in the towel

he also said he didnt expect people to read his own handbook

I think there are bigger problems than "da big bad hiji"
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>>28350804
not even dox and I can say you failed to spot the dox
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>>28350804
He said he didn't choose to go full narrative, he's being 'bullied' into it. He's bitching out by trying to assign blame elsewhere when he's the only one who's decision matters. And the players to some degree but Psker's going to suck his dick till next Sunday now that people he doesn't like are 'bullying' him, so he'll always have a player.
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>>28350788
The thing is, I read a lot of CYOAs that just seemed so disorganized. I like organization. I'm bad with being loose, and I learned my lesson.
Don't fucking be organized in a story written by a community. Just do it, and let it happen as it happens.
No more drama. I'm going to restart tomorrow. I'm going to change how I write and hopefully breathe life into this again. I don't want to restrain this story anymore than I have.
I'm sorry. Sorry for being a dick and not letting drama go. I should have listened to Hij. But I've come to the conclusion that I'd like to have no systems at all, It will be good for me. I had bad misconceptions about my own writings. There shouldn't be a hefty requirement to play a game.
Please guys. I just want to have fun. Can we forget all of this and can I start again tomorrow?
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well OP I hope you learned a valuable lesson from the chat
I don't bother with discord so I have no idea what went on in there and I have no desire to know either
when you have your game/system/whatever worked out how you want it don't bother entertaining the ideas of others just go with what you have and make changes if you deem them necessary
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>>28350804
>dox pls
You seriously think I would call him a bitch or go three whole paragraphs only using one comma? I think he should have kept trying instead of giving up, sure, but if he wants to quit then that's his prerogative.

>>28350808
I know, I'm surprised too.
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>>28350821
Alright. See you tomorrow.
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>>28350821
Systems are okay, but yours was extremely complex and you said this was your first quest. If your willing to experiment and change it than I say just do it, but if your dead set on having AAA rpg mechanics than your probably setting yourself up for failure. We aren't against organization, just a lack of control or a system that needs a small book to explain.
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>>28350848
His mechanics are more like AAA with sixteen mods stacked on top by people that have fun by having every choice they make decided by a bar instead of what they want to do. I'll never understand Frostfall.
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>>28350854
That works. I was thinking of elements of many different rpgs all crammed together, but I only skimmed the documents.
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Hey, another QM here who also participates in the secret club sometimes. I'm sorry that things went so bad with secret club last night. I just got done reading your introduction to this quest and I would to see it continue. Honestly I haven't seen your systems that you planned mess anything up yet and just because some of the people you talked with are QMs with more experience does not mean they can run your quest. You should be allowed to experiment make mistakes and get messy as you see fit.
God knows I've made some bad choices while running and people still enjoy my content despite that. Just try to keep improving and you'll be fine no matter what you do. Trust me, I've made plenty of mistakes and I'd like to think that I've learned because of it.
Best of luck man.
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>>28350821
See you tomorrow, and best of luck.

>>28351158
>Hey, another QM here who also participates in the secret club sometimes.
You can tell him it's okay to grow from mistakes without hugboxing or sucking yourself off.
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>starts reading
>good story so far
>suddenly everything ends due to drama

Dammit all. Could you continue tho, pls?
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>>28352396

Same here

>tfw another good quest killed before its time by systems
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What the hell? I was enjoying this story and all of a sudden the QM gets abused by some dickless fags?

Snowball, fuck what this Hijacker or whoever says; it's YOUR CYOA and you can do anything you want with it. Don't let those who don't like it ruin it for you.
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>>28354399
Really it was more that another QM started picking apart this one's systems, probably coming on too strong, maybe expecting this guy to have a thicker shell. This QM started acting really defensively and things kicked off.
Honestly I wasnt around for the happenings, but seeing what i'm seeing and hearing what i'm hearing I really think this guy is being too reactionary. From what i've gleamed no one was suggesting he remove the system entirely, just make some changes. And it's not uncommon at all for a qm to get suggestions from his peers, I did and some I listened to and some I didn't. But what I definitely didn't do was act like an angry child and throw everything out the window at the slightest moment of contention. I mean worse comes to worse the QM could've just continued on without listening to the advice. Sure he might've gotten some flak for that but really picking on people for the sake of picking on people isn't a goal of anyone as far as i've seen.
If the QM is reading this I implore you to not take things so personally, and I hope you run a quest you want to, but also consider the opinions of others.
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>>28354807
I was there and the other QM flooded him with criticisms of his system before he even had a chance to say hi.

When he did provide explanations they were quickly turned into either insults or further flaws.

The QM was barely allowed to explain himself.
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>>28354850
Still though, I don't think blame should be entirely leveled at the critic QM.
Let's just everyone chill out, this QM do want he wants to do while keeping his head clear, the critics be a little more constructive.
So on and so forth.
I don't think it's fair to just outright say "It's all these guys fault they're satan-hitler demons".
I know that's hyperbole but still.
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>>28354807
>I mean worse comes to worse the QM could've just continued on without listening to the advice. Sure he might've gotten some flak for that
The end result of that is getting a player since Hijacker would try his damndest to break it over his knee.
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Am I too late for the quest?
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>>28355886
No. No you are not.
I'm going to be moving this to another thread though, to start anew, because I'm junking everything I've written for combat and survival until further notice.
Here, have a funny.
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>>28355917
I think you forgot the funny
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>>28355941
Sorry, I'll try harder to suck your dick in the future.
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>>28355917
Well if you think that's best. Personally I was willing to at least give the system a try before either liking or disliking it.

So when will this cyoa restart?
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>>28355917
Ok, Ive never ran a quest before, so I don't think I am in a position to judge yours. I can't wait
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>>28355017
>Hijacker would try his damndest to break it over his knee.
he already did

why do you think we were playing as an earth filly?

because int and dex is op in his old system
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>>28355917
>>28355941

I thought it was funny
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>>28355917
Why start a new thread? I understand wanting a fresh start, but a new thread isn't going to make people forget the events of this one. May as well just roll with the thread you already have.
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>>28355995
Basically he's dumping this quest and starting a brand new, but probably similar, one.
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>>28355995
It's not to remove posts so much as to clean off the old systems and try to keep the thread on topic. If not, this CYOA is going to have a lot of players asking about drama for the next three threads. I'd rather include what happened in the title post and try to keep it civil.
>>28356012
>Implying this hard.
I'm simply clearing the board and trying to keep the thread on topic. No one has to forget shit, but I'd rather move past that instead of seeing the thread repeat the same shit, over and over again. Hopefully a fresh start will work. Hopefully.
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>>28356057
Actually, that stuff is better left on the discussion thread.
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Also, can a Janitor delete this thread? Thanks.
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>>28356076
I don't think that is necessary.

Just start a new thread and direct everyone to that one. They will leave this one and it will die.
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>>28356076
No? That's not how 4chan works. This thread will last exactly as long as it'll last. Either 500 posts or until it falls off the board.
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>>28356076
Now I'm tempted to bump this thread to it's limit.
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>>28356099
Sorry. I thought Janitors had that ability? Oh well.
>>28356097
Okay. New thread. >>28356081
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>>28356153
Janitors have that ability. They won't unless the thread is breaking a rule. 4chan moderation is hands off for the most part.
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>>28356153

They do have the ability, but they're not your personal servants and they're not going to just delete your thread for you unless you post horse pussy
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>>28356153

For future reference I would suggest staying away from the club
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>>28356200
yeah its good advice

even though the club is filled with QMs and players alike, many of whom are well experienced in questing, you should ignore them

who cares if they think you might need to work on things?

you're better than all of them, OP.

fuck secret club, they don't know anything, even if some of them have been questing for over a year!
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>>28356149
Fun fact, you can keep a thread alive indefinitely if you delete your bumps so the post count doesn't increase.
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>>28354850
oh my god psker fuck off you piece of shit, you don't have the moral high ground.
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>>28356682
>you don't have the moral high ground.

What Moral high ground? I not sure what you are referring to?
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>>28356200
Hi psker, please leave again if you feel this way.
>>28356333
Nice trips Mike, quit double spacing and it'll be harder to spot you.
>>28356692
Not psker, refrain from psker posting.
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The fucks a psker and why do we dislike him?
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no one respond to the obvious b8,kay thanks
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>>28356702
>>le mike boogeyman

doesnt
mean
the
advice
is
wrong
though
you
fuck
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>>28356333
The Secret Club, more like the Small Dick Club. All the experience in questmastering so they can compensate for something. Hope you have lots of fun there, Hijackoff.
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>>28356874
The jacking off of Secret club was stupid, but this insult is great.
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I'm bumping this thread, fuck you. Also here's some insightful posts its a lie u dip

>>28356333
>even if some of them have been questing for over a year!
That's nothing to be proud of.

>>28356682
Nothing emotional outburst

>>28356702
>>28356852
Quit gettin' mad at post formatting

Anyway /cyoag/ is filled with fucktards and I haven't returned to the secret club in months, so I'm just gonna join the majority and say "fuck sekrit klub" because at least ONE of their "famous" QMs are in cahoots with a guy I punched out at BronyCon. In fact he's in cahoots with a lot of people I hate.
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>>28357226
Nice emotional outburst*
Hey everyone, remember when the me totally beefed it?
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>>28357226
>in cahoots with a guy I punched out at BronyCon. In fact he's in cahoots with a lot of people I hate.
gonna need a list, anon

this sounds pretty juicy tbqhfamalama
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>>28357410
The two I can think of right now are Replica, who is an SJW who doesn't even realize he's an SJW, and I'd learn Swedish just to fly over and shoot him if dubs I'll actually do it and ReiDuran, an underage meme-spewer that would probably be a Twitch streamer of the extra-tryhard variety if he didn't sucker people into supporting his art.
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>>28357410
>>28357590
Shit, forgot to mention it was captainpudgemuffin I punched out.
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>>28357226
>experience has no bearing on validity of criticism
I think you need a breather since you're clearly not getting any oxygen that deep up your own ass.

>>28357590
>replica
>guy who draws rape and public use is sjw
Uh huh

>rei
>underage meme spewer
But he's neither of these. The dude literally isn't much of a talker and he's well above underage.

>captainpudgemuffin
Literally doesn't talk or hang out with nips

Anon, real talk, are you... Retarded?
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Hey guys I totally punched (random horsefamous) out at a public convention full of thousands of bystanders that would have talked about it and made it a known incident. Also no one stopped me after I did it. BELIEVE ME GUYS I DO NOT TROLL.
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>>28357590

>replica
>sjw
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>this just in, anon is retarded
And no one was surprised?
What a shame!
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>>28357590
git gud
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>>28357764
>I think you need a breather since you're clearly not getting any oxygen that deep up your own ass.
Nah faggot, you should step out instead

>le replica isn't sjw face xddddd
This one extends to >>28357801: http://stable86.tumblr.com/post/149078537293

>The dude literally isn't much of a talker and he's well above underage.
ReiDuran, I was fucking there when you forgot to turn off your mic, squeaker. You talk a big game and bitch out when someone decides to discipline you, kid. You're gonna do it again.

>captainpudgemuffin doesn't hang out with nips
I swear to fucking god Nips reblogged Pudge's pics, though. Well good news Nips you dindu nuffins in that regard. Step up otherwise.

>>28357779
>troll
Confirmed redditor and probably underage. You'll understand how I found you out when you go to a bar for the first time. I got a scar that night and it sucks. If dubs I'll go visit CPM to damage his complexion as well
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>Aaron was a traitor all along
Nips and your new daddy reblogged each other you lying piece of shit.

>>28357860
>THE UNDERAGEFAG IS STILL GOING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
>THE UNDERAGEFAG IS PROWLING /mlp/ JUST TO MAKE SURE I DON'T HURT HIS FEE-FEES BEHIND HIS BACK
YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR DIGNITY BACK, JUST LIKE YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR THIS MONTH BACK AFTER MOMMY CATCHES YOU UP THIS LATE
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Hey, put this in the cap too, thanks
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>>28357873
Did you forget to take your meds again NBS
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>>28357862

Wait a minute, I recognize this posting style. You're that little kid that was stalking Reiduran, because he blew you the fuck out over at mlpg a while back over your inability to half decently play a video game, and then you started spamming any thread that he posted in to try and get his attention.

Holy shit I thought your mom finally got you some therapy for your issue with compulsive lying. Thank god that you are still around, I've been looking for some high quality autism.
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>>28357888
The first time you correctly found me in years wasn't even in MLPG. I hope you feel embarrassed and occasionally cringe at this every few weeks
>implying I ever took medication
>implying I'd willingly put capsules full of god knows what inside me
Get fucking destroyed like I destroyed who I thought was Leth's house, faget
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>>28357862
>"rep is a sjw because he doesn't put up with autists"

oh boy oh man
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>>28357862
>rep is sjw because he called a spade a spade

Are you legitimately retarded?
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>>28357896
Honestly I forgot about you until a friend of mine showed me this. Shit was entertaining.
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>>28357894
Okay, let's beat the shit out of this guy.

>Wait a minute, I recognize this posting style.
No you don't, ReiDuran told you to dogpile the guy who hurts your feelings

>You're that little kid
Underagefag, you just projected. Suck it, pussyboy.

>that was stalking Reiduran
>pot calling the kettle black
top jej desu

>because he blew you the fuck out over at mlpg
So I hurt his feelings and he's still upset. Thanks for telling me this. This is why I body you bitches all day erryday

>a while back over your inability to half decently play a video game
Listen skillshill, people don't git gud. Only degenerates and autists do. We prefer job skills, not vidyer skills, but keep telling yourself that. Don't hang yourself yet.

>and then you started spamming any thread that he posted in to try and get his attention.
wait wait WAIT
HAS HE BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS JUST TO GET ATTENTION?!

HOLY SHIT I KNEW HE WAS UNDERAGE BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS AN ATTENTION SEEKER, GOOD LORD SOMEONE JUST PUT THAT KID 6 FEET UNDERGROUND

>Holy shit I thought your mom finally got you some therapy for your issue with compulsive lying.
No Leth, she's in a damn nursing home. You're also underage by the way and now you're just predicting. Call me master

>Thank god that you are still around, I've been looking for some high quality autism.
Translation: Please don't hurt me

In the words of Gilgamesh: "hush mode bitch, hush mode."
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>>28357899
>>28357907
Samefag, and he's SJW for being a piece of shit

>>28357908
>REIDURAN STILL RAGES ABOUT ME TO THIS DAY AND HE THROWS AS MANY BUZZWORD AS POSSIBLE JUST TO DEFAME ME
OH MY GOD, I FUCKING OWN THIS KID

I LITERALLY CAN JUST COME OVER AND PUT A COLLAR ON HIM, HE IS MY BITCH

DUBS DECIDE WHAT I NAME HIM ONCE I CLAIM HIM FOR GOOD. NEVER BE GIT GUD, SCRUB LIFE BEST LIFE, I JUST PROVED IT BITCH. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL FUCKERS
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>>28357862
>I swear to fucking god Nips reblogged Pudge's pics, though.
Reblogs are cahoots? The beaner reblogs anything. He literally doesn't give a fuck. You know a reblog is like a repost right? It's not a fucking blood oath you turbo autist.
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>>28357909
Hey timothy, how's life been treating ya
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>>28357917
Then why doesn't he reblog Feminist Frequency posts or whatever the fuck?
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>>28357909
So you still shit at Bayo then
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>>28357921
Life's heavenly, Nonymous. Did you fuck Rediv's comatose body or whatever?
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>>28357926
Nope. If you "git gud" at games, you submit to the game. You changed, you're never gonna make up for the fact you lost. Never be git gud and be YOU, not an "improved" you that submits to video games. That's why you're my bitch, Rei. Also >>28357908 made me laugh, thanks feelingsfag
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>>28357923
Because he draws horse porn, and tumblr probably doesn't pull anything to his dashboard but horse related stuff?

Do you... actually use tumblr? Or research it at all? I'll bet you also blindly hate reddit, too.
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>>28357909
>>28357915
The amount of cringe you are secreting is enough to start your own pony convention
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>>28357950
You're a tryhard

See, that's how you do a one-line beatdown. Notice how you have hurt feelings? This is a free lesson. Don't embarrass me out there.
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>>28357934
>Nope. If you "git gud" at games, you submit to the game. You changed, you're never gonna make up for the fact you lost. Never be git gud and be YOU, not an "improved" you that submits to video games.
Right, and killing your enemies means they win, right?
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>>28357953
As funny as all this is, I think you might want to seek legitimate help because you could end up hurting yourself.
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>>28357963
Nah, if you kill them without changing you win. Good try Anon, you're only gonna drive yourself into a self-doubting spiral. Enjoy being submissive.

>>28357966
Is that a threat, fucker? I hope you got a real good plan to make my "assassination" look like a suicide, because I want to see you cry when I foil it. You wanna fuck with me, you're gonna learn the joys of being my bitch. Come swing any time but get in line, you're not the first person to want me dead.
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>>28357975
>Come swing any time but get in line, you're not the first person to want me dead.
That much is clear, considering your parents are likely first on that list.
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>>28357966
>help

It's too late for this one
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>>28357980
Your comebacks still suck, Leth. Plus they gave up on that dream long ago, if they ever had it. Maybe they did, but you're not gonna fulfill your dream of seeing me kill my family and myself.

Yeah, I met one of your many friends. He'll regret trying to control me too
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>>28357975
>>28357987
Starting to think this guy actually has paranoid schizophrenia.
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>>28357985
Damn right.

>>28357990
You'd be better at this if you didn't use the first medical term you find on google. Bow out while you still got your destroyed dignity, pussyboy.
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>>28357990
Just stop replying to the guy, he is just fighting himself now, whats the point anymore
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There's no way this isn't a troll, I'm calling it. And on the off chance it isn't, I want my post included on the screencap with all the replies and zoomed words when this dude snaps and tries to shoot up his middle school
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>>28357909
you were full damage control AND cringe in the first sentence and yet you just kept going.
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>>28358004
Well I was in it because it was funny, but now that I realize he probably has legit, serious mental issues it kind of lost it's luster.
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>>28358004
You're never getting your destroyed ego back. I won, it's over. Take your own advice.

>>28358008
>troll
Holy shit fuck off back to plebbit. Also, you go to middle school. See how easy it is to catch a projector, you sub-human underage? By the way the cap will be after I break another guy. Look down.

>>28358010
No ReiDuran, you got your feelings hurt and you couldn't read without being triggered. Also, this is how you do it, brace your feelings.
>HE'S STILL GOING

>>28358011
It's not a mental issue to beat you silly. When you hit high school you'll see that people will beat bitches like you. It's your fault for not being a fucking failure.
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>>28358023
So like is the QM related to all the horse artists or did I miss sone thing critical here?
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>>28358030
This QM? Who fucking knows, I was here to slap a few bitches and now my pimp hand's getting the workout of a lifetime. I don't know the lyrics to the God Hand credits song so I can't say it right, sorry.
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>>28358035
Stop hitting yourself
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>>28358035
man you took some fucking names bro fucking destroyed us!!1 :33333

no but seriously how retarded are you? I'm genuinely curious.
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>>28358035
By your logic, because you had to 'use your pimp hand,' you've lost.
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>>28358043
No, Anon, I'm not some fractured piece of you that represents success and freedom. You're just a fucking nutter.

>>28358044
Nice dubs but I hurt feelings, Anon. It's not destruction, it's incineration. If the morning news for their cities doesn't mention their suicides, then I'll have a river to sell you. Ten quid.
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>>28358055
git gud
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>>28358055
You do realize pretending to be retarded wont save you right?
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>>28358055
>quid
figures
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>>28358047
Nah nigga I used my pimp hand from the start, I just used it more. Here's my logic just to help you out.

You're playing DMC1 and you see a puppet. You kill it with a Devil Trigger-boosted Stinger because I can't be damned to think specific values. You go to the next room after that, there's two more puppets. The first kind you see if you wanna get on me about kinds. You kill them both, one Stinger for each. No game overs happened, all you had to do was just use another Stinger. That's not changing retard, it's like saying buying two Cokes instead of one on Tuesday makes you gay.
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>>28358064
Never be git gud*

>>28358067
Anon, did you just project that all along you were pretending to be against me?

Well, welcome to being my bitch. Leave your rights at the door, call me master, and bite the pillow. Good game, too bad you suck.
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>>28358068
I was gonna say ten pesetas but I changed my mind.
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>>28358055
>No, Anon, I'm not some fractured piece of you that represents success and freedom
Right, because you, success, and freedom don't actually go together

Im guessing loneliness, impotence, and frustration are more your speed?

If not any of those, then at least delusion would be your go to, considering you're trying to keep one going right now.
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>>28358069
Seriously __________git gud
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>>28358073
all this try hard shit wont make you better at video games or make Reiduran give a shit about you. we all know that's what you really want and there's literally nothing you could say that could prove otherwise at this point. attention whore. better reply to me or else I win. also your favorite pony is shit I bet it's rainbow dash.
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>>28358080
Maybe you're just the one who's a failure and a bitch. Your emotions make that clear, anon. Just to be sure: You know I'm right deep down.

>loneliness
You're projecting your lack of friends
>impotence
You're projecting, I dunno, not being /fit/? Having a brainfart.
>frustration
You're projecting your emotions. Frankly you should be lynched for this one.

>If not any of those, then at least delusion would be your go to, considering you're trying to keep one going right now.
No Anon, it's YOU who knows I'm right deep down. Sorry man, you were too slow and I got your ass.
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>>28358090
>all this denial
Listen buddy, I get you want to be the big kid in the pen, and that's okay

But you're getting destroyed left and right

I think you need to call it quits
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I'm seeing a lot of projection, NBA
You keep talking about how you're hurting feelings

But I think you're the one being hurt
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>>28358090
what a try hard. now you'll never be cool.
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>>28358090
>No Anon, it's YOU who knows I'm right deep down. Sorry man, you were too slow and I got your ass.
Anon, it's okay

You feel these feelings and it's natural

But you can't just slump them onto another person and call it projecting. You need to accept these feelinhs because they are yours.

It's time to.face facts. You've lost.

So now all that's left is to take a break

You deserve it
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>>28358081
Nope. Gitting gud is what lonely nerds do because they have nothing else in life. The scrub life makes you successful, deal with it.

>>28358089
I'm gonna ruin your life.

>all this try hard shit
You seem insecure, Anon. See, that's how you fling buzzwords.

>wont make you better at video games
Gitting gud IS tryhard, Anon. That's why I'm(a proud scrub) justified when I beat the shit out of you(a tryhard).

>or make Reiduran give a shit about you
>>28357908 proves you wrong. He's my entertainment by the way. Two for one bitches, I'm good at this.

>we all know that's what you really want
No Anon, you're copying me when I said that deep down you know I'm right. You got destroyed by it and now you're no u'ing me. You lost. I have every right to make you my bitch and do anything to you. You should treat me as your damn god, because I own you now.

>and there's literally nothing you could say that could prove otherwise at this point.
You're scared and you don't want me to keep smashing your little bitch face into the ground. You're too proud to beg for mercy, so you meekly try to swing. Come on, you know I'm your superior. If I stab you in the heart, it's justified by the law of nature, even though court would protect a submissive bottom like you.

>attention whore
We know you seek attention. That's why you deserve to be lynched. Do us all a favor and kill yourself, because I know you thought about it. That's how you control people, motherfucker.

>better reply to me or else I win
Given that I never discussed winning, this is a white flag to try and keep me away. Nope. You're the submissive one, and I do what I want.

>also your favorite pony is shit I bet it's rainbow dash.
The ultimate surrendering technique: Memeing. If you want me to say it, I'll say it. I win, you're my prize.
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>>28358115
Dude, I know you think you can wiggle out of the fact you came in to complain and got recognized for your previous autism, but no one is mad about you're random insults and internet tough guy act. Just close the tab and go eat some ice cream or something.
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>>28358115
>"n-no y-you're t-the bitch, I-I'M w-winning and Y-YOU are l-losing, s-ssuck my d-dd-dick a-anon"
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>>28358095
So you're underage, probably a manlet, and I'm beating you. I know, stupid.

>>28358105
>NBA
Nice one dumbass, maybe if you didn't have emotions you'd use a keyboard properly.

>>28358106
And now you're trying to laugh so nobody notices you crying. You're red in the face. I know, cheap shot, whatever hoes.

>>28358114
>Anon, it's okay
It's more than okay, it's downright wonderful.

>You feel these feelings and it's natural
I*, retard. Your superiors don't have feelings and that includes me. Deal.

>But you can't just slump them onto another person and call it projecting.
Well good to know you accept that you have no right to project.

>You need to accept these feelinhs because they are yours.
Nope. You have no right to try and control me. I will do anything I want to you because you're a pussy. I'm your master and if I want you to cry, I'll make you cry. If I want you to get red in the face, I'll make you red in the face. If I want you to hang yourself, I'll make you put the rope around your neck. That's YOUR fault for not gitting gud at life, not games.

>It's time to.face facts. You've lost.
Your schizophrenic idea of "truth" would get you thrown in a padded cell for the rest of your days. No, scratch that, just the electric chair so nobody has to live with the fact that you're using our oxygen to cry and scream "y-you lost!"

>So now all that's left is to take a break
And now you leave. Good projection, I enjoyed ripping you to shreds.

>You deserve it
What, you're gonna come for me? You don't know my name, my address, fucking ANYTHING. If you're gonna cry "angry" tears all the way to my house, go right ahead. I'll gladly put a bullet in your heart and take a picture of you crying one last time. Your parents will thank me.
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>>28358115
Ok, I suppose it's up to me to be the bigger man

You win anon. You got me.

Do you feel better?


I hope so.
I just want you to feel a little better.
It's been a long day hasn't it?

How about you take a break.

A battle hard fought by a keyboard warrior like yourself should be punctuated by a good meal and some rest.

Might I suggest chicken Alfredo?
Creamy and hearty, it's sure to be a pleasing meal for you.
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>>28358129
>Dude, I know you think you can wiggle out of the fact you came in to complain and got recognized for your previous autism
You're trying to escape? Then go on, I've got you by the balls for life. Every time you cringe at your past self trying to control me, it's me. I KNOW I've changed you, live with it for the rest of your boring life.

>but no one is mad about you're random insults and internet tough guy act
So you admit you're an internet tough guy that can't even act as one? Jesus christ. You're the most submissive thing alive. It was a mistake to think you're human.

>Just close the tab and go eat some ice cream or something.
Anon, anon, anon, don't you see that no matter when I deal the finishing blow, spit on you, and walk away as you stutter, I've fucked you up good? No need to think of me, I'm sure the memories will pop up on their own.

Enjoy your ice cream. Destroyed.

>>28358142
Anon, you have a stutter. You cry yourself to sleep at night. You will be forgotten. You have no self-esteem. You're insecure. You get red in the face. You are an emotionally-influenced "person." You have a submissive personality. You're a bottom. You want to kill yourself.

Let's add one more to the board: You're fucking done. Is there anything else you have to say, or are you going to bow out with grace? I'll say it again because you're afraid of me saying it: I won. More importantly, you lose.
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>>28358153
You're right notbenstiller, you win

We have all lost

You are the sole winner

And like any good winner, you must claim your prize!

What material prize do you wish to claim?

I'm sure some thing must be on your mind.

I mean, if you already have proof of victory, then you would have departed with grace, like any real winner.

And yet here you are.

What are you waiting for?

Perhaps I can provide it for you.
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>>28358153
So we win this argument then is what you're saying? got it!
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>>28358145
So you ARE a manlet. Good lord when will your kind learn?

I know, Anon. I did whatever I want to you because you're a loser. If I had a two-puffer and let you stew in your own self-pity, you'd still be a loser. What I did is just the equivalent of fucking the town bike.

If I said I felt better, I wouldn't be your master, I'd be the bitch getting beaten right after you get broken. Emotions are what made you lose.

You really want me to care about you, huh? I understand a bitch wants affection, but you fucked up one part: You emotional subhumans deserve nothing. You get walked all over because you cry, rage, and god knows what else. I pray to whatever god there is that you get a painful death to compensate the resources wasted on you. But yes, you've certainly been getting beaten for a while, You really should go to bed.

Anon, what have I told you? Bitches can't go against their masters. You want me gone, well go ahead and try to put the gun at my head. I'll just call this one "euthanizing an animal."

You want to eat? Nope, you should starve and keep yourself awake as you scream and punch the walls, doing anything to cope with your rage. You can't, though. You're gonna live your life keeping this FEELING with you. That's your weakness.

So, in other words, never trust anyone who offers me chicken alfredo for a while. Good try Anon, but don't get too detailed with your threats. Then I can just see through them. Tata.
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At this point I think he's just writing his own biography.
Amazing.
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>>28358153
>Anon, you have a stutter. You cry yourself to sleep at night. You will be forgotten. You have no self-esteem. You're insecure. You get red in the face. You are an emotionally-influenced "person." You have a submissive personality. You're a bottom. You want to kill yourself.
That's some hardcore projection there, bOSS.

Normally I'd tell you how fucking hard you've been slammed, but you did it all yourself.

I don't mean to be self-depreciating, but I don't think I could ever slam you as hard as you've slammed yourself here.

Keep projecting buddy, I'm mainlining your tears right fucking now.
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>>28358166
Oh wow, you got ReiDuran to tell you my name. Too bad you're too cute to be threatening, like any bitch of mine is.

I'm aware. You swang at me and I punished you. I repeated until everyone was crying and I was watching the emotional outbursts.

My prize, I want you to tell me Replica's address. He's the one who started this so he has the honor of getting his execution spot bumped up from first to second. Now give me my spoils of war.

>>28358168
Anon, you can't hide your feelings. I look at your posts and I know you're crying. You can admit I'm your master, and deep down you want me to use your life as I please.
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Anyone notice how often he talks about how ready he is for people coming to try and kill him?

That's a little weird, isn't it?

I mean, only a serious creeper would be so petrified of people coming for him that he would have to peacock THIS HARD to dissuade any takers.
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>>28358174
how are you still going? can't you just accept the reality that you're a fucking loser? Christ man, talk about a complex.
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>>28358170
No, Anon, I struck a nerve and you got hurt in the crossfire. Line up, there's more than one bitch waiting for me to whip 'em.

>>28358171
>That's some hardcore projection there, bOSS.
And that's why it hit too close to home, I know. Quit being so red in the face, your master orders you.

>Normally I'd tell you how fucking hard you've been slammed, but you did it all yourself.
I see you caught on to one of my favorite tactics: making the enemy blame himself. You need more practice, though. You can't just parrot your master because that counts as a form of projection. Yes, I know reading that word makes you upset. So read it again.

>I don't mean to be self-depreciating, but I don't think I could ever slam you as hard as you've slammed yourself here.
What part of "I am not you" do you not understand? If I were some part of your personality like that one animated movie, I'd be embarrassed to be associated with you. Yes, that's a feeling, but you're forgetting the fact that in this autistic fantasy of yours, I'm not me. You're a cunt for that by the way.

>Keep projecting buddy, I'm mainlining your tears right fucking now.
And now the nerd uses as many obscure insults as he can think of to save face, for his tears overwhelm him and he can't think of anything besides wanting to kill himself for my favor.
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>>28358174
You keep saying I'm crying but all I'm hearing is your chocked sobs.

I think you need to get a grip

I wouldn't want you to slit your wrists without livestreaming it for us.

Seriously dude, enough with the projection. Its getting pathetic even for you.
You lose, you've been losing, you keep losing, and I'm trying to be a good daddy here, but you just don't seem to take a hint.

I'd whip out the belt, but I think you.might be into that, and it might get awkward.

Go to your room, honey. It's over. You lost. I win. End of story.
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What the shit is going on in this thread and what the shit is wrong with you people?
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>>28358176
Hot Pot, I'm still waiting for you to come up to my place. You promised, you little shit, and I intend to teach you the finer parts of burning to death.

>>28358179
If I'm a loser, how come every time I post, your feelings go into full gear and make you have a Tumblr-tier "panic attack?" You know I'm right deep down. There, you're beat. You may cry now.
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>>28358183
>What part of "I am not you" do you not understand?
I could ask you the same thing, but I'm pretty sure you're too stuck on this one track though process of yours, it might cause a bsod for your tenuous ly's constructed psyche.

You lose kid. Go home. It's over.
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>>28358190
no no see that's where you're wrong. I'm actually enjoying watching you go full retard. Please continue your autistic shit fest
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>>28358176
He's an autist who apparently got slammed elsewhere and has to run damage control because he can't cope. What he's doing right now is a type of shitposting I call diluting'. Basically it's what happens when someone slips up and decides to double down in the hopes of recovering. He's going to run this for as long as he can to try to bury the fact he got called out at the beginning beneath a thread full of nonsense. Inexperienced gamblers actually do this too, taking a big loss early on and playing on in the hopes of fishing out a win.
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>>28358190
>If I'm a loser, how come every time I post, your feelings go into full gear and make you have a Tumblr-tier "panic attack?"
Why do you keep talking about yourself?

Just accept the loss.

I win, you lose, end of story motherfucker.

I know, I know, it's hard for you to get it, but grab a tissue if you got an issue and get over it!

Tell you what, how about you come to my place and I give you some dental work. I'm sure my front curb can give you a look worth dying for when I'm done with you.
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>>28358184
>You keep saying I'm crying but all I'm hearing is your chocked sobs.
What, you trying to say you're in my house or some weird shit? Nice try, you'd be rotting in the landfill by now.

>I think you need to get a grip
Nice memes, they can't save you.

>I wouldn't want you to slit your wrists without livestreaming it for us.
Sorry Anon, but if you want to kill me, you have to come over and try. No more pussyfooting in your life, you're gonna try to be a man for your last days.

>Seriously dude, enough with the projection. Its getting pathetic even for you.
I'm not gonna call you pathetic, you're flat out below humanity. Nah, you're below insects. If you're disappointed(you are), good.

>You lose, you've been losing, you keep losing, and I'm trying to be a good daddy here, but you just don't seem to take a hint.
You're copying me now. You really admire me as your god, huh? I think "master" sounds better than "daddy" though. The only people who like "daddy" are people who have lost all their life, as YOU just confessed.

>I'd whip out the belt, but I think you.might be into that, and it might get awkward.
Changing gears from "poisoned pasta," huh? Well go ahead, try and assassinate me with a belt. You'll fuck up.

>Go to your room, honey. It's over. You lost. I win. End of story.
I know it's over, Anon. I know I've broken you. Every time you cringe at yourself from now on is thanks to me. But there's one wrong thing: I'm not letting this end. You're going to suffer for a long time. And then, and ONLY then, the story ends there. That's when you're going to be forgotten.

You may go to your room, as you implied to want.
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wtf I hate oldfigs now
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You both sound exactly fucking the same. You say "no, you're talking about yourself" then "just accept that you lost and I won" and then the other guy responds with those same two things again.
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>>28358211
>I know it's over, Anon. I know I've broken you. Every time you cringe at yourself from now on is thanks to me.
There you go again, talking about yourself

You know, I'd suggest seeing a shrink, but I think you might need to just see the business end of a shotgun

It's over. I win. You lose.

If you wanna fight about it, come on down to my place - folks call it the nut shack.

I'll string you up just like eveyone else that thinks they got the nads to mess with this

But I know you, and I know your kind.

All bark, no bite, and sure as hell no backbone.

You lose, I win. End of story.
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>>28358219
Anon please don't ruin the magic
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>>28358186
Fucking bitches. They're just subhumans, it's "right" for them to be wrong.

>>28358192
>I could ask you the same thing, but I'm pretty sure you're too stuck on this one track though process of yours, it might cause a bsod for your tenuous ly's constructed psyche.
I want you to reread this sentence and understand how it's clear you've been offended.

>You lose kid. Go home. It's over.
And you just admitted to being underage. I'm your master.

>>28358197
>no no see that's where you're wrong.
Nah, I can't be wrong when I'm dealing with degenerate subhumans.

>I'm actually enjoying watching you go full retard.
Sorry Anon, but you've been the entertainment here. Some might say it's you against the world, but it's really the world laughing at you feeling embarrassed.

>Please continue your autistic shit fest
Hmm, this one's tricky. Perhaps you're starting to get into this, perhaps you want me to stop.
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>>28358228
>no u
>you lose I win
Other guy, are you going to take that? Quick, tell him that he is talking about himself and then say that you win and he loses and he should just accept that.
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>>28358236
KEEP GOING FAGGOT YOU'RE COOL. TELL THE MAN!
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>>28358205
>He's an autist who apparently got slammed elsewhere and has to run damage control because he can't cope.
This is your way of saying this entire thread has been your damage control, and I hurt you from the beginning. At this point I can tell you to kill yourself and you'll do it. You submitted to me.

>What he's doing right now is a type of shitposting I call diluting'
Nope, you stole that term. Someone said you were diluting and it hurt your feelings, so you use the term to try and hurt others the way you get hurt.

>Basically it's what happens when someone slips up and decides to double down in the hopes of recovering.
Now hold on, Anon. You haven't doubled down, you've been crying!

>He's going to run this for as long as he can to try to bury the fact he got called out at the beginning beneath a thread full of nonsense.
Hmm, tricky. So you're collaborating to try and make me stay longer because you want me to hurt you. You've completely submitted to your master. So you get 10 minutes and then you lose your chance to hurt my feelings.

>Inexperienced gamblers actually do this too, taking a big loss early on and playing on in the hopes of fishing out a win.
And now you're just calling me a newfag. Humorous and ironic!
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>>28358236
>Some might say it's you against the world, but it's really the world laughing at you feeling embarrassed.
Did you parent not love you enough?
Is that why you're so self centered?
News flash: You're talking about yourself, and you haven't stopped!

You're out of material buddy and it shows.

The curtains falling
Nobody is applauding

It's a wash

You lose. End of story.
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No u: the thread.
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>>28358251
Sorry timmy, none of that's true. You're "no u" thing is cute though.
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>>28358208
>Why do you keep talking about yourself?
Because when I beat bitches like you, I like to boast about how good I am at this. Wait, you're accusing me of that "projection" meme you're obsessed with, right? Nah.

>Just accept the loss.
You'll accept it, I know. You're going to try and move on with your life but you can't. I crippled you, and you're gonna carry my words like a weight around your neck.

>I win, you lose, end of story motherfucker.
Did you know that repetition is a sign of autism? And you repeated "end of story." Hmmm.

>I know, I know, it's hard for you to get it, but grab a tissue if you got an issue and get over it!
Keep telling yourself that. Tell me what arrested development is like, little boy.

>Tell you what, how about you come to my place and I give you some dental work. I'm sure my front curb can give you a look worth dying for when I'm done with you.
So you really are gonna come after me. Cute.

>>28358215
>>28358219
aight
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>>28358228
>here you go again, talking about yourself
Wow, you really ARE autistic. I'm sure some edgy kids from /b/ will salute this one, if nothing else. Guess it's a win/win to put you in a grave.

>You know, I'd suggest seeing a shrink, but I think you might need to just see the business end of a shotgun
Well come the fuck on, bring your guns and come at me. I'll teach you the proper way to handle one when I blow out your kneecaps.

>It's over. I win. You lose.
What part of "I decide when it ends" don't you get? Ah yes, all of it because you're degenerate.

>If you wanna fight about it, come on down to my place - folks call it the nut shack.
More memes. Wow, you're wounded.

>I'll string you up just like eveyone else that thinks they got the nads to mess with this
How creative. I personally prefer Crucifixion to turn bottoms into art. You'll see it's a more intimate way to be killed.

>But I know you, and I know your kind.
Yep, your master.

>All bark, no bite, and sure as hell no backbone.
You talk a big game but get meek when you're offended. That's how you do it, little man. You can tell because you got hurt.

>You lose, I win. End of story.
As I said, if you repeat things you may be autistic.

>>28358239
>>28358243
You know I'm right deep down, samefag. Also you're a tryhard.

>>28358255
You sure seem obsessed with projection. Is that why you do it yourself? Sorry to hear about your NPD and hate of your parents. You'll get over it if you grow up.

You're admitting to running out of strategies to walk out of this with your fee-fees intact? Ain't that lovely, you only have 3 minutes left. Thanks for saving my time.

You seem to believe life is a play. Sorry, there's no happy end where you get the girl. You get the axe, literally.

The story ends when I say so.

>>28358258
I fucking know, right?

>>28358262
Nonymous, are you finally holding up to that threat to come after me? Well go on, try to make me your bitch. I'm honored to punish you.
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Its getting hard to tell if he is samefagging both sides of it, or if people actually tricked him into a cycle of him trying to get the last word.
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>>28358268
You've admitted autism?
You've admitted you won't come for me because you're a limp dick beta bitch?
You've also admitted that you're mentally unfit for life on your own, too?

I'm shocked man.
But I'm glad to see you agree with me!
See, wasn't that easy?

I'm glad you finally admitted defeat, but don't feel bad, really!
You understand now that you've been cornered, crippled, quartered, and raped!

It's a natural reaction, really.

It was never a contest, you see. You've been strung along in my little game this whole time, and even if you deny it now, you'll never shake that feeling of 'what if?'

A creature of your caliber could never compete with a man like myself.

But it was cute you thought you could try

I'll make sure to raise your allowance when I'm done bending your mother over a rail.

It was fun, but I'm the winner, and that'she final my underaged friend.
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>>28358280
>Nonymous
I don't even know who that is, but I am thankful to whoever shared your name earlier timmy boy.
Something something I own you, you are my toy, you lose etc etc.
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>>28358289
Except it's not about the last word, samefag, it's about hurting your feelings whenever you make the mistake of trying to damage control. You can't trick me. I own you.

With that, time's up. No more getting attention from me.

Au revoir and all that.
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>>28358297
You don't own anything.

Kids can't own property.

If anything I own you.
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>>28358297
Did your mom tel you to get off the computer already and go to school?
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>>28358280
How about you come after me, big man

I bet I could rip your dick off and fuck your mother with it before you could even say "projection"

But you'd never come to me because you're a proven beta faggot

Act alpha all you want, but until you nut up, how about you shut up.
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>>28358297
What would you know about hurt feelings?

Oh right, you've got nothing but you cake boy pansy ass motherfucker

But don't worry, I'm a nice daddy

Cry into my shoulder, but don't think I won't jam my foot up your stupid ass when you try this shit again.
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i'm convinced it's one faggot posting by himself by this point
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Holy shit, this thread.
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>>28358337
I think it's one autist and one troll imitating him
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>>28358326
>>28358368
This one is the troll, you can tell because he double spaces all his posts for some reason.
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>>28358415
both of them are double spacing you moron
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I-is it over?
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>>28358771
God I hope not.

Autism like that is a once a decade event.
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It's not even autism. It has ascended beyond. We need new words for this.
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>>28358808
Beyondtism
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